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00:00The summer is the most romantic time of the year.
00:30Who knows? If he gets kissed, he may turn into a prince.
00:33His technique isn't so different from the courting rituals of a more familiar species.
00:37The American puff-chested male.
00:40The hair gets shinier, the clothes get funkier, and the look in the eyes gets spacier and spacier.
00:47Yup, there's no mistaking the courting rituals of the teenage boy.
00:51So, whether you're a lion or a sea slug or a humanoid, spring is the time for romance.
00:56And it looks like my best friend Sam has just come down with spring fever.
01:26Alright, alright!
01:28Na na na na na na
01:32Na na na na na na
01:34Hey! Cool!
01:36Na na na na na
01:38Na na na na na
01:43Na na na na na na
01:46Just do it!
01:48Okay, the thing about math word problems is that sometimes the words are the problem.
01:55For example, if a farmer has three chickens who each slice six eggs a day for a year...
02:01Whoa, and I'm bored already. Who cares about chickens and eggs?
02:05Let's talk about something I can relate to.
02:08Now, if a really cute farmer has three convertible sports cars,
02:12and he drives each six miles a day for a year...
02:16Now we're talking.
02:18So, why not just use a calculator?
02:20Sam and I are competing in the school math-alon.
02:22It's sort of like the Olympics of junior high school math.
02:25If we win, we get to go to the National Math-alon Finals in sunny Waikiki.
02:30Sam's got his boogie board waiting, and I'm still waiting for Sam.
02:35Hi, Sam.
02:36We better get started.
02:39Sorry I'm late.
02:41That's okay. Get ready to multiply, divide, and conquer.
02:44Here, take a look at this problem.
02:46My biggest problem right now is the phone.
02:49The phone?
02:50What does the phone have to do with the math-alon?
02:52I just can't concentrate on anything else.
02:55Okay.
02:56If a telephone operator handles 600 calls a day...
03:00Sam?
03:01What are you doing?
03:04Oh, sorry.
03:05Does my hair look okay?
03:07It looks fine, but why are you dancing?
03:11I wasn't dancing.
03:12Okay.
03:13You weren't dancing.
03:14You were wiggling.
03:15Now can we get to work?
03:16Sure.
03:18Sam, you're about to hit a 10 on an RCB scale.
03:21RCBs?
03:21Radical changes in behavior.
03:23You're either having a pre-math-alon binomial breakdown, or...
03:27You tell me.
03:29Well, actually, I'm having a problem with the Q factor.
03:31You mean factoring for Q?
03:33I mean factoring for Elise Quackenbush.
03:36Elise?
03:37What's wrong with Elise?
03:38Nothing.
03:39Never really talked to her.
03:41She's always smiling, though.
03:43I know.
03:44I just love the way she crinkles her nose when she laughs.
03:47And have you ever seen her drink a can of soda?
03:49She has the cutest way of slurping out the last drop with her straw.
03:54And the way she twirls that long, beautiful hair.
03:57Sam!
03:58Back to Earth.
04:00I'm glad you and Elise are hitting it off, but if we don't get started studying, we'll never get to Waikiki.
04:05You're right.
04:06Okay, let's start with theorems.
04:07Now, we have A squared plus B squared.
04:11Clarissa, I need your help.
04:12Come on, Sam.
04:13This stuff is easy.
04:14But dialing Elise's phone number is really hard.
04:17I've had her phone number written on my hand all day.
04:19I can't concentrate until I ask her out.
04:21So ask her out.
04:23What if she says no?
04:25Our only exchange was when she pinky-waved at me from across the cafeteria.
04:28Sam, if she already pinky-waved at you, you're a shoo-in.
04:31Just call her.
04:32But I can't.
04:33Every time I start to dial, my hand turns into a claw.
04:36Sam, just dial her number.
04:39Pretend you're calling pizza to go.
04:45See?
04:46Easy, right?
04:49Sam!
04:49I couldn't remember if I wanted pepperoni or extra cheese.
04:52It was ringing in her house.
04:54Maybe you're not ready for this.
04:55Can we start studying now?
04:57Okay.
04:59You call her for me.
05:00Then can we study?
05:01Sure, I'll be a math-dweeb for the rest of my life.
05:04If you'll just call her.
05:05That's what it takes.
05:09You make it look so easy.
05:12Hey!
05:13I said I'd call her.
05:13I never said I'd speak to her.
05:15Hello?
05:16Is this Elise?
05:19Hi.
05:19This is, um...
05:21Um...
05:22Sam?
05:23Sam.
05:23Sam from school?
05:25Hi.
05:26I was just wondering if you wanted to, um...
05:29If you wanted to...
05:30Hang out.
05:30Hang out.
05:31At the, um...
05:33Frisbee flink tomorrow afternoon.
05:37Okay.
05:38Bye.
05:41Oh.
05:42I'm sorry, Sam.
05:43I thought it would just be best to bite the bullet.
05:46Jump in the deep end.
05:47Go for it.
05:48Don't be mad.
05:49Mad?
05:50Why would I be mad?
05:51She said yes.
05:52I can't believe she said yes.
05:53She said yes?
05:54That's great.
05:56Congratulations.
05:57Now can we finally hit the equations?
05:59Oh, sorry, Clarissa.
06:00I've got to get ready for the Frisbee fling.
06:02But it's not until tomorrow afternoon.
06:03How many showers can you take?
06:05If I don't practice my Frisbee fling, I'll look like a dork tomorrow.
06:08Sam, if we don't practice for the math-a-lon, it's adios-aloha.
06:11We can catch up on the math stuff after tomorrow.
06:13And thanks for helping me, Clarissa.
06:14How come sometimes the more you help others help themselves, the more you feel totally helpless?
06:28Ferguson, Aunt Dornie sent you some spending money for Groundhog Day.
06:32All right.
06:33And this year, she's only two months off.
06:35But how come he gets cash and I on a porcelain duck limp brush?
06:38Well, you know your Aunt Dornie.
06:39She's a little old-fashioned.
06:40She probably knows the while Clarissa fritters away her disposable income.
06:44I'll be entrusting my funds to a safe, reliable home.
06:48You mean your itty-bitty piggy bank.
06:50Actually, since I'm opening a bank account.
06:52Ferguson, that's very wise.
06:54Wouldn't a piggy bank be less risky?
06:56First Federal is a very sound institution.
06:58Now all I'll need is a copy of my birth certificate to open an account.
07:01I'll go get it for you, Ferguson.
07:03Oh, thanks, Mom.
07:04Of course, she has to go to Mars for the original.
07:06Very funny, Slug Rath.
07:07I bet you wish you had enough money to open an account.
07:10I just wish I had enough money to send you into another time zone.
07:13Take a look.
07:16What do you think?
07:18Well, to be honest, Dad, it looks like a doghouse.
07:21It is a doghouse.
07:23Oh, but wait till you see it.
07:24It's going to be so much, much more.
07:26Really?
07:27Yeah.
07:27We're getting a dog?
07:29I'm not walking it.
07:30Relax, Ferguson.
07:30It's for the Pop-In-Pellers.
07:32They commissioned me to design the ultimate living quarters for their dog, Precious.
07:35You're building a home for a dog named Precious?
07:38Yes, it's a very picky poodle and also very yappy, so they want me to spend some time
07:42with her, you know, get a sense of her personality.
07:44This is strange.
07:45What is?
07:46Marshall, have you seen Ferguson's birth certificate?
07:48Well, don't you usually keep it upstairs in your jewelry box?
07:50Well, yours and mine is there and Clarissa's is there, but Ferguson's is missing.
07:54I knew it.
07:55He's an alien invader from another galaxy.
07:57I must have misplaced it.
07:59I can't believe it.
08:01I don't exist.
08:02Don't be silly, Ferguson.
08:04I had a funny feeling I didn't come from this family.
08:07Yeah, Ferguson, I'm sure it'll turn up.
08:09Wow.
08:10I'm adopted.
08:11It's okay.
08:12You can tell me.
08:14I don't mind.
08:14It all makes sense when you think about it.
08:16Ferguson, I hate to disappoint you, but I'm sure your birth certificate is around here somewhere.
08:20Sure, Mom.
08:21Whatever you say, Mom.
08:23You can always call the hospital.
08:24Absolutely, Dad.
08:26I'm gonna go look for it until I find it.
08:29And I'd better go study.
08:31Me too.
08:34Yes, we're not relating.
08:36Yes.
08:38Yes, I knew it.
08:40Yes.
08:41Yes.
08:42Yes.
08:43Yes.
08:45Ferguson, not my real brother.
08:47This could be the happiest day of my entire life.
08:50Except I don't think the equation quite adds up.
08:52Now, if only Sam would get over here to study, we could get that Waikiki equation going.
08:59Hi, Sam.
08:59Hi, Clarissa.
09:03We better get cracking.
09:05Yeah, but, um, could we get cracking later?
09:08Like tomorrow?
09:09Sam, signing up for the math lawn was your idea.
09:12You're the one with the boogie board.
09:13I know.
09:14And we'll work on it all day tomorrow.
09:17I just wanted to thank you for getting me and Elise together.
09:20I didn't get you together.
09:21All I did was dial.
09:23But what does that have to do with the math lawn?
09:24Well, I promised Elise I'd help her paint her bike today.
09:28Okay.
09:28Well, what about later on?
09:31Later, we're gonna paint mine to match.
09:33And after that?
09:35After they drive, we're gonna ride them.
09:36Oh, well, that's all really sweet, Sam.
09:40Well, what can I say?
09:42Have fun.
09:43I knew you'd understand.
09:45Are you sure you still want to do this math lawn thing?
09:47Absolutely.
09:49But I better go.
09:50Elise is waiting.
09:51You're the greatest, Clarissa.
09:55I know.
09:56I know.
09:57It's a curse.
09:59Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
10:02Well, I signed Sam and me up for the math lawn this afternoon,
10:04but I couldn't even find Sam.
10:06Should I even bother describing the many ways Sam's blown me off this week?
10:09I can just imagine what he and the lovely Miss Quackenbush have been up to.
10:12I guess it's hard to have time for square roots when you're in spring fever heaven.
10:24Love is a many-splendored thing.
10:27How come when you're not the one in love,
10:28it all looks like one big dork fest?
10:33Who can blame him?
10:34If I were frolicking through the field of love,
10:36I wouldn't have time for math either.
10:37We would appreciate having some juice as well.
10:44We?
10:44Oh, did you bring your imaginary friend with you today, Ferguson?
10:47Haven't you ever heard of the royal we?
10:49You mean the royal weenie.
10:50The royal memory is very long.
10:52We shall not forget your impertinence.
10:54Well, we really don't care.
10:56We happen to have done a little royal research,
10:57and this text reveals our true heritage.
11:01The boy King Ferganand of Moldaria?
11:05What's Moldaria?
11:07A proud land, now forgotten.
11:09We shall be receiving royal offerings on the morrow.
11:12Can't you hold off on the humiliating behavior
11:14until it's officially declared that you're not my brother?
11:16Your humiliation is complete without our help.
11:19Allow me to present the list of math-a-lon teammates.
11:21You'll note item number seven.
11:24Sam and Elise?
11:25Sam and Elise are math-a-lon partners?
11:27So sorry.
11:28Apparently you've lost a kinship with a king
11:30and a partnership with a peon all in the same week.
11:33I can't believe this.
11:35Good show, former sis.
11:37Well, we're off.
11:38Riding to hounds this afternoon.
11:40Time, you know?
11:44This whole week has been one big subtraction.
11:47Ferguson's lost his last living brain cell,
11:50and I've lost a math-a-lon partner.
11:52I just hope I haven't lost a best friend.
11:54Spring may be a time for romance,
12:05but it's also a time for major bummers.
12:07I think it's time for a late-breaking darling family update.
12:11Dad's been hanging out with Precious
12:12to perfect the luxury poodle condo.
12:14I just hope he's not barking up the wrong tree.
12:16Meanwhile, mom's turned the house inside out,
12:21but she still hasn't found Ferguson's birth certificate.
12:23She has, however, found 36 dollars and 52 cents in loose change.
12:27All the missing socks we thought had vanished
12:29to that great laundry room in the sky.
12:32And the winky-blinky doll I lost when I was two.
12:36Ferguson убедил одноклассников,
12:37что он потом у королей Мелдерии,
12:39и теперь они воздают этому шуту королевские почести.
12:42Royal pain in the butt.
12:44And in math-a-lon news,
12:45the new kid in class is my new partner,
12:47Ernie Fingers Lieber Cow.
12:50They call him Fingers because that's what he counts on.
12:53Which means...
12:54...math-a-lon anytime in this century.
12:57Clarissa?
12:58One of the...
12:58...the same later,
13:05but Clarissa,
13:06I think I have to stop seeing Sam.
13:07But I thought you two were really getting along great.
13:09Well, we were,
13:10but don't get me wrong, I like Sam.
13:12I just don't like like Sam.
13:14You know what I mean.
13:15That's okay.
13:15Not everybody's meant to go out.
13:17That's all.
13:18Well, I just thought you might know
13:19how I can let him down easy.
13:20Since you're his best friend and all.
13:21Well, Sam's pretty good at rolling with the punches.
13:23Just do what I do.
13:24Tell him exactly what's on your mind.
13:26Well, it may not be that easy.
13:27What's exactly on my mind is
13:29I'm beginning to think it's annoying.
13:31Really?
13:31Sam's annoying?
13:33Totally.
13:34The way he laughs.
13:36The way he picks food off my plate.
13:38The way he never tucks his shirt in.
13:40Everything.
13:41That's funny.
13:41Those are exactly the things
13:43I think are really cool about Sam.
13:44Really?
13:45Yeah, for one thing,
13:46that laugh can get me out of some major bad moods.
13:49Well, yeah,
13:50I guess sometimes it is kind of cute.
13:51But not all the time.
13:53Well,
13:53nothing is cute all the time.
13:56I used to like it.
13:57But,
13:58maybe I'm just seeing so much of him
13:59it's like too much of a good thing.
14:01He does have his own style.
14:03Definitely.
14:04But,
14:05I guess I can only see Sam
14:06through best friend vision.
14:08Well,
14:08I never thought about that.
14:09Sam's a great best friend,
14:10isn't he?
14:11Yeah.
14:12He usually is.
14:14Wow,
14:14Clarissa.
14:15I was all set to break it off with Sam.
14:17But,
14:17now I see what a great guy he is.
14:19That's what I've always thought.
14:21Probably a lot of girls
14:22really,
14:23really like him.
14:24I'm sure they do.
14:26Oh,
14:26thanks,
14:27Clarissa.
14:27This really helped me out a lot.
14:29But,
14:29I didn't say anything.
14:30If you want to break up with him,
14:32you should.
14:33So,
14:34you think I should break up with him?
14:35No.
14:36I mean,
14:36yeah.
14:37I mean,
14:38do whatever your heart desires.
14:41Sam's right.
14:42You do give great advice.
14:44Oh,
14:44I've got to run.
14:44I'm meeting Sam at the mall.
14:46Thanks again.
14:50When dear Abby gets stuck
14:51in the middle of other people's problems,
14:53at least she gets a paycheck.
14:55No fingers.
14:57I think it's better
14:58if we each study on our own.
15:01Sure.
15:03Okay.
15:05Bye.
15:13Hey,
15:14what's up?
15:15Oh,
15:15you know,
15:16cosines,
15:17tangents.
15:18Picturing fingers
15:19trying to count past ten.
15:21How about you?
15:22Well,
15:22I've been spending a lot of time
15:24with Elise lately.
15:25I know.
15:25And it's getting weird.
15:27Weird?
15:28Why weird?
15:28I thought Elise was ready
15:29to break up with me,
15:30but then she changed her mind
15:31or something.
15:32That's good,
15:33right?
15:33Actually,
15:34I kind of wish
15:34she had gone ahead
15:35and broken up with me.
15:36What?
15:37Why?
15:37So I wouldn't have to
15:38break up with her.
15:39But I thought you really liked her.
15:40That was before.
15:42Before what?
15:43Before she started
15:43getting on my nerves.
15:45What happened?
15:46When I figure it out,
15:47I'll explain it to you.
15:48But it's all little things,
15:50like the dumb way
15:50she crinkles her nose
15:51when she laughs.
15:52Sam,
15:53you used to love that.
15:55Used to was right.
15:56And then there's the way
15:57that she slurps
15:57that last bit of soda
15:58out of the can
15:59with her straw.
16:01Every single time,
16:02it drives me crazy.
16:04And she never stops
16:05twirling her hair.
16:06So do you think
16:07we could be
16:08mathelon partners again?
16:09No way, Sam.
16:10You blew me off
16:11to be with her
16:11and now you want to
16:12come back just because
16:13you changed your mind?
16:15I guess I really
16:16was a jerk.
16:19I'm sorry about
16:19the mathelon.
16:20I got carried away.
16:21I know, I know.
16:22Spring fever.
16:23No, you're right.
16:25Besides,
16:25what would I tell fingers?
16:26Beats me.
16:27What do I tell Elise?
16:28I don't know.
16:29Lucky for me,
16:30I'm fresh out of advice.
16:31I don't want to
16:32hurt her feelings.
16:33Sam,
16:34I have a feeling
16:35Elise can roll
16:36with the punches.
16:37Just tell her
16:37what's on your mind.
16:39But we still
16:39have to study together.
16:42Hey, do you think
16:42we could study
16:43over here with you?
16:44I don't know
16:44about that, Sam.
16:45It'll be too
16:46uncomfortable
16:46if we have to
16:47study alone.
16:48Besides,
16:49wouldn't it be
16:49more fun to study
16:50with us
16:50than with fingers?
16:52I have a point.
16:53I'll think about it.
16:54Thanks, Clarissa.
16:55You really are
16:56a great best friend.
16:59Great.
17:00How do I ever
17:01get stuck in the middle
17:02of something
17:02I'm not even
17:03supposed to be
17:03a part of?
17:04Since I haven't
17:05been able to
17:06work on any
17:06math problems
17:07lately,
17:07I've been trying
17:07to work out
17:08my own problems.
17:11Okay,
17:12the object
17:12is to get
17:13out of the
17:13tunnel of love
17:14without getting
17:14caught in the middle.
17:16Sam and Elise
17:16dragged me in here.
17:18Now it's up to me
17:18to get out.
17:19And we're off!
17:21Look out for Cupid's
17:22arrows!
17:23Hey,
17:23Sam and Elise are hit!
17:24I'm the sole survivor!
17:26Uh-oh,
17:27they're back.
17:28Now I have to
17:29avoid those
17:29breaking hearts.
17:31Looks like
17:31it's home free!
17:34Oh, no!
17:35How come
17:35when they
17:35head for each other?
17:37I'm the one
17:37who gets stuck
17:38in the middle.
17:40I know
17:41just what to do.
17:42Ask Mom.
17:42She's always
17:43the voice of reason.
17:48I must be
17:51losing my mind.
17:52The great search
18:00continues.
18:01It has to be here.
18:03It's as if
18:03Ferguson's birth
18:04certificate just
18:05grew legs
18:06and decided
18:06to walk right
18:07out of here.
18:09I wish we could
18:10lose Ferguson
18:11and find his
18:11birth certificate.
18:13Mom,
18:14have you ever
18:15been in the middle
18:15of something
18:16you didn't want
18:17to be in the middle
18:17of?
18:18What do you
18:19mean, Clarissa?
18:20Like,
18:20if your best friend
18:21likes someone,
18:21so you help
18:22him call someone
18:22who then doesn't
18:23like him,
18:24so you help
18:24her realize
18:24how great he is,
18:25but then he
18:25doesn't like her,
18:26so you feel
18:26right smack
18:27in the middle
18:28of it with
18:28a yucky
18:28math-lound partner.
18:30Phew!
18:30That's pretty
18:31complicated.
18:32But do you
18:32know what I mean?
18:33Not really,
18:33but maybe.
18:35You know,
18:35when I was in
18:35high school,
18:36your father
18:36told Sally
18:37Kirk and Pfeiffer
18:37he liked me,
18:38and then she
18:39told my old
18:39boyfriend,
18:40Joey Russo,
18:41and then Sally
18:41told me she
18:42liked Joey,
18:42but she thought
18:43Joey still liked
18:44me,
18:44and boy,
18:45did I feel
18:45stuck right smack
18:46dab in the
18:47middle of a mess.
18:48Phew!
18:48So what happened?
18:49Well,
18:50we all got
18:51together for
18:51pizza one
18:52afternoon,
18:52and things
18:53just sort of
18:53worked themselves
18:54out.
18:55So I just
18:55have to get
18:55in the middle
18:56of what I'm
18:56really in the
18:56middle of in
18:57order to get
18:57out of it.
18:58Mm-hmm.
19:00What are you
19:00talking about,
19:01Clarissa?
19:01It's an old
19:02football play
19:03Sam once told
19:03me about.
19:05Fake them
19:05into thinking
19:05you're going
19:06up the middle,
19:07but then
19:08they'd way,
19:09way,
19:10way.
19:14Well,
19:14I think it's
19:15time for the
19:15darling equation.
19:17Take one
19:17Sam,
19:18add Elise,
19:19split from
19:19the room,
19:20and hope
19:20they divide
19:20themselves.
19:22Hi,
19:23Sam.
19:25Hi,
19:26Clarissa.
19:26What's up?
19:27Where's Elise?
19:31Hi,
19:34Clarissa.
19:34Nice ladder.
19:36Thanks for
19:36letting us
19:37study together.
19:38Yeah,
19:38if we really
19:39crank out
19:39together,
19:40it's Aloha
19:41like Kiki.
19:42Well,
19:42may the best
19:43team win.
19:44Where's your
19:44partner?
19:45Fingers?
19:46He's probably
19:47at home getting
19:48study tips from
19:48Big Bird.
19:50Okay,
19:50let's just start.
19:52Yeah,
19:52but you know,
19:52I can never do
19:53the binomial theorem
19:54on an empty stomach.
19:55I'll just run
19:56to the mini-mart,
19:57grab some
19:57Maffilon munchies.
19:59Wait,
19:59stick around.
20:00Yeah,
20:00we should all
20:01get started
20:01together.
20:02The sooner we
20:03begin,
20:03the sooner I
20:03can split.
20:05Hey,
20:06wait a minute,
20:06you sound like
20:07you don't want
20:07to be here.
20:08I don't.
20:09Oh,
20:09I didn't want
20:09to be here
20:10first.
20:11Then what
20:11are we doing
20:11here?
20:12Clarissa
20:13asked us over.
20:14Uh,
20:14I'll just be
20:15getting those
20:15munchies now.
20:16Stick around.
20:16I've really
20:17got to go.
20:17You know,
20:18sometimes three
20:18into two
20:19doesn't go.
20:20Well,
20:20this was all
20:21your idea.
20:22My idea?
20:23Maybe we should
20:24forget about
20:24studying together.
20:25Well,
20:25that's fine
20:26with me.
20:27Will you
20:27stop twirling
20:28your hair?
20:29Sure,
20:29as soon as
20:29you tuck in
20:30your shirt.
20:31I should have
20:31broken up with
20:31you when I
20:32wanted to
20:32break up
20:33with you.
20:33Yeah,
20:33me too.
20:34So why
20:34didn't you
20:35say something
20:35sooner?
20:35Why didn't
20:36you say
20:36something
20:36sooner?
20:37I would
20:37have,
20:37but then
20:38I talked
20:38to Clarissa.
20:39Hey,
20:39don't look
20:40at me.
20:40I tried
20:41not to get
20:41stuck in
20:41the middle.
20:42Sam,
20:42you...
20:43and Elise
20:44was...
20:44Clarissa,
20:45would you
20:45stay out
20:45of this?
20:46Now you
20:47tell me.
20:47I never
20:48even would
20:48have called
20:48her if it
20:49hadn't been
20:49for you.
20:50You wouldn't
20:50have even
20:51called me?
20:52Clarissa,
20:52help me
20:53call Elise.
20:54Okay,
20:54maybe,
20:55but you
20:55should have
20:55known she
20:56was wrong
20:56for me.
20:56What could
20:57I do?
20:57You begged
20:57for my
20:58help.
20:58Did not.
20:59Did not.
20:59Did not.
21:00I'm getting
21:02out of here.
21:03I can see
21:03why you two
21:03get along
21:04so well.
21:04You're both
21:05completely
21:05nuts.
21:09Well,
21:10that could
21:10have been
21:10worse.
21:11Could not.
21:12Could too.
21:13Could not.
21:14Could too.
21:14Could not.
21:15Could too.
21:16Could.
21:17Okay,
21:18here we go.
21:18Oh,
21:19you're gonna
21:19love this,
21:20precious.
21:20Are you
21:21ready?
21:21Ready?
21:22Hey,
21:22here it is.
21:23Here it is.
21:25This is it.
21:28What do you
21:29think?
21:29Huh?
21:33Precious?
21:34Precious?
21:35Come back.
21:36Precious?
21:37Come back.
21:38Come on.
21:39We'll try
21:39French Provincial.
21:42Voila,
21:42I found it.
21:43Look,
21:44Ferguson,
21:44your birth
21:45certificate.
21:45Oh.
21:46It was stuck
21:46behind the
21:47desk all this
21:48time.
21:48Can't you
21:48stick it
21:49back there?
21:50You mean
21:50I'm not a
21:50king?
21:51Or a
21:51knight?
21:52Or even
21:52a rook?
21:53Sorry,
21:54Ferguson,
21:54looks like
21:54you're a
21:54true blue
21:55darling,
21:55but we're
21:56glad to
21:56have you
21:56back in
21:56the family.
21:57There must
21:58be some
21:58mistake.
22:00So how
22:00did the
22:01math-along
22:01go,
22:01you guys?
22:02Well,
22:02there's no
22:03way we
22:03could have
22:04known,
22:04really.
22:04Yeah,
22:05but what
22:05a surprise.
22:06What's
22:06a surprise,
22:07dear?
22:07Fingers,
22:08my math
22:08partner?
22:09Oh,
22:09yeah,
22:09a little
22:09slow on
22:10the uptake,
22:10huh?
22:10Light speed's
22:18reflexes.
22:19Google
22:19what?
22:20That's
22:20math talk
22:21for a
22:21whole bunch.
22:22We made
22:22it to the
22:23playoffs,
22:23but then
22:23we choked
22:24when fingers
22:24got a
22:24hangnail.
22:25How did
22:26you do,
22:26Samuel?
22:27Not too
22:28hot.
22:28My math
22:29partner and
22:29I kind
22:30of weren't
22:30talking.
22:31It makes
22:31you
22:32help
22:33any of
22:34you were
22:34staring at
22:34Jillian
22:35Mingpot
22:35the whole
22:35time.
22:36Yeah,
22:37she's
22:37kind of
22:37cute.
22:38Sank,
22:39of course.
22:40Do you
22:40think you
22:40can help
22:40me ask
22:41her out?
22:41No
22:42way,
22:42Sam.
22:43If there's
22:43one theorem
22:43I'll never
22:44forget
22:44from this
22:44mathalon,
22:45it's
22:45Count Me
22:46Out.
23:03Normally
23:04it takes
23:04365 days
23:06for a
23:06year to
23:07pass,
23:07but at
23:08The Roundhouse
23:08a year blows
23:09by in just
23:1024 minutes
23:1138 seconds.
23:12How do
23:12they do
23:12that?
23:13Check out
23:14the Crazies
23:14at the
23:15Roundhouse
23:15next on
23:16SNCC.
23:17Na, na, na, na, na, na.
23:22Na, na, na, na, na.
23:25Hey, cool.
23:26Na, na, na, na, na, na.
23:30Na, na, na, na, na.
23:34Na, na, na, na, na.
23:37Just do it.
23:44Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
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