Robber's Sex Distraction

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Dave & Chuck the Freak ask listeners to call-in and share stories about times they've been robbed by a lady. One guy had a wild story and Dave had to sketch it out in order for us to see what was going on in the bedroom during the robbery.

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00:00what are you up to now chuck well the new five-hour energy holiday flavors have got me in the spirit

00:05so i'm decorating the studio i see so thanksgiving cranberry lime christmas is the gingerbread snap

00:12but what about halloween

00:13okay here's a question for the guys listening and i'm not sure if any will admit to it

00:26but if you are bold enough to feel free to reach out have you been taken advantage of by a hot chick

00:34yes meaning not that way just let me finish yes i have there's so many stories like this now

00:39of hot chicks you know go back to a guy's room and then steal their rolex oh yeah and their money

00:45yep or whatever it is or their heart have you been robbed by a hot chick thinking she was into you

00:51if that's actually happened to you and you want to share your story

00:56you can reach out 1-855-954-6969 robbed by a hot chick 1-855-954-6969 or text us at 46969

01:05dude i'm telling you right now it literally was happening to me in south beach and then they

01:10looked down and they're like fossil i didn't want my fossil watch guys and i was totally safe

01:17right after that but i definitely was like they looked at my watch 100 100 100 has a hot chick

01:25robbed you that's the question and anonymous is joining us on the dave and chuck lines anonymous

01:29what happened so at a casino did well at a craps table won about five grand and i'm not the most

01:39handsome guy in the world yeah and uh girl like hey come you want to come to my room i'm like yeah i

01:46had been drinking and she wanted me to do wild wild stuff that i can't say on the radio okay and why i

01:56was doing said wild stuff uh she stole the five grand out of my pocket but while you were doing

02:05wild stuff to her or she was doing wild stuff to you yeah like some something i it rhymes with

02:12misting whoa my god that is not what i thought you would say no i thought it would be like a just a

02:20like a 69 or something like that she was incredible while your fist is inside oh wow that is and i was

02:30and it and then i she had something all the way in her mouth if you know what i'm saying uh-huh

02:38to get her head laying over the side of the bed yeah and you guys are contortionists well

02:45and all the while she's picking your pockets that was going on i was preoccupied

02:51i'll be honest it's worth five grand yeah she went pretty far i do i'm not mad about it no it's worth

02:58it fist dini over here is incredible i mean uh he did he paid for a service that night a wild

03:06service it cost five thousand a lifelong story that's it he's got a story to tell what you know

03:12there's a lot worse stuff out there how do you yeah i mean dude she had to have because my pants

03:20were at my ankles and her head was over the end of the bed she was laying on her back so she just

03:26reached out wow man wow wow what a tail dude wild what a tail and yeah i'm not mad about it she

03:35hung herself over the side yes get the pants yeah oh boy well and who i mean you can't even

03:41all right anonymous thanks for calling yourself in that scenario she's putting in way more work than

03:49other people drugging drinks yeah way more work yeah like she deserved that money that's what i'm

03:56saying it's really just a service yeah you're right at that point it's like thank you lady you know i see

04:01you've taken my way yes it's four thousand plus the thousand dollar tip there we go see you later i had a

04:06great night she was doing stuff to him and and while he was yeah man i mean it's wild that's a lot

04:16that's a again i i want to see it sketched out because i'm having a hard time with oh i see what

04:23you're saying yes yeah like a police sketch of the entire entire scene

04:28because how are you doing that while she is doing that and then also with the yeah

04:36right but then i'm thinking to myself uh it's kind of like in a 69 position

04:44i'm just gonna try and sketch it he gave me a lot of details that i didn't allow him to pass on

04:49i think i could draw it oh you think yes i think i could he can't draw a thing i know that's what

04:55will make make it perfect because i was going to try to draw what i thought was going to happen

05:00and i believe the guy's on his back his legs are down off the end of the bed with the bent knees

05:09and she is turned around backwards but on top of him so he can punch his own weight so you think

05:18no no that's not it

05:21can i show this can i show it

05:24what yeah oh yeah yeah i mean yeah it's wild

05:29there's no way there's no he's on the he's at her feet probably

05:37yeah but there's no way he could know her head was over the edge of the bed

05:42her head was her head so back

05:45um

05:49hmm it's hard to draw

05:51i think that um for sure i don't he needs a call back this is confusing

06:01can you clarify that situation with the fist and the oral think about okay 69 position but the girls

06:10actually scooted down more towards your legs or something like so that you can get the because

06:18your arms gotta right i know but then she's also at from time to time manipulating his goods

06:27but then able to reach down and grab the stuff out of his pants it's diabolical i've never heard

06:36anything like that i wonder if this is him calling back it might be him well you can't just i know we

06:41gotta be super careful how we yeah i mean maybe step by step hold on okay he's on line one okay all right

06:50just be careful how you explain it but we are really having i will i will at least i am having a hard time

06:57i was standing up oh my god like i was right

07:00look again exhibit a yeah okay so you're standing up i was standing up and you're reaching

07:08the bed sideways off the bed not the end of the bed but like you know how okay how is she like

07:16upside down no her head laying on her back she's on her back her head's like that i know but how are

07:23you okay so you have long arms i don't have long arms huh so how do you make that happen to her

07:32while she has was she doing that to herself no no i was doing that to her i was reaching over top of

07:41her okay by her head is she shorter yeah she wasn't tall right right right you're right yeah so dave

07:50was right so i was right his drawing is correct so i was exactly correct he's reaching over in the

07:57drawing and she is thank you yeah no that's amazing i would have never thought i wouldn't

08:04have thought i could reach her parts oh yeah i read yeah i got you got there you got the money

08:11yeah and she got the money it was her idea she's like i want you to do this right because she needed

08:17that position to get the money because i can't even i don't even know what am i supposed to say

08:22like no i don't want to do something cool that i've never done before no i mean like i said you

08:27bought and paid for a service yeah exactly all right man thank you thank you think about it people

08:34were paying that much to go to like star wars land he went to star wars land that night that's what

08:40he did he went to star wars land and it's just different it was just different

08:46there dave got it right oh that's crazy that is crazy i just didn't think it was possible i

08:54wouldn't have either my brain you're right contortionist yeah i'm sorry to poo-poo you so

08:58thank you so much thank you i apologize you guys are having real hard at my drawing

09:02it's really funny drawing anatomically correct everything is what really makes me yeah

09:07the only thing that wasn't a stick the only thing that wasn't a stick was the guy's johnson

09:13because i didn't want it to look like a stick right i wanted you to know what it was i know

09:17but i mean it could have still been a stick but you were like what it was it's not just his arm

09:21this little part of it a bit of detail because i wanted you to i didn't want you to think that

09:25was the fist part yes yeah i can see how long it is too right oh yeah it's like fully in but

09:31there's still so much left oh yeah whatever it's at least a nine entry drew

09:36okay well that was almost an unsolved mystery but we solved it yeah thank god we never get the

09:44answers no the fist oral debacle no guys ready for that i just can't believe there's a lady out

09:54there who's like i'm just waiting because i'm gonna win it crap she's out there i'm sure he's not the

10:00only one oh no no way there's a guy a knight yeah inside those things we imagine i fisted that lady

10:07too we think the phones go wild oh my god wait a minute have you won money at a local casino and then

10:16we're up to your wrist the fister thief has done it again yeah my goodness gracious it's just crazy

10:25what some people decide this is what i'm gonna do for money you're right yeah you know you're

10:30absolutely this is what i'm gonna do for money because to a lot of people that is not worth

10:34five thousand dollars no and then i guess like part of you maybe you're into it you'd have to be

10:41you'd have to be because she initiated that i know she wanted him distracted so she could get down

10:46there but still you would still then just tell him to touch right but the thing is yeah but she gave

10:51him a real job to do she wanted him busy for real busy and i mean you're trying to figure stuff out

10:57down there it's your first time at work you know you're brand new like you're trying to figure it

11:02out the other stuff it's like it might be kind of old you're watching them do this stuff if it's that

11:08it's like i listen i'm gonna trust you down there i gotta i gotta work on whatever this is

11:13i gotta figure this out

11:16i gotta figure this out

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