00:00Alright, so today we're diving into a piece of fan fiction that has become this internet legend, really, just for how absolutely audacious it is.
00:09It's a story that takes blasphemy and turns it into a weapon to explore some really big ideas, control, desire, and ultimately what it means to be free from the kind of rules that define gods and devils.
00:22And really, the entire story hinges on this one, central, very provocative question.
00:27What if the path of finding yourself, to being truly free, isn't through being good, but by committing the ultimate sin?
00:35What if that's the real first step towards some kind of revelation?
00:39So, to really get what's going on, you have to understand the two worlds being smashed together here.
00:44You've got heaven on one side, all divine purity, total obedience, sterile gold.
00:49And then you've got hell, a world of forbidden desire, rebellion, all drenched in passionate red.
00:55This isn't just your classic good versus evil.
00:58It's a battle between following your father's will and chasing your own pleasure.
01:03And our story kicks off with the Messiah himself, Jesus, who is basically trapped in all this heavenly perfection.
01:09He's anxious.
01:11He feels like he's suffocating under the constant, watchful eye of his father.
01:15This little exchange right here, it tells you everything.
01:19Satan tempts him, and Jesus admits he's interested, but he's scared.
01:22And Satan's response is the key that unlocks the whole thing.
01:26God sees everything up in heaven and down on earth.
01:29Sure, but hell, that's a blind spot.
01:32That's a place where you can be free.
01:34And boom, just like that, this abstract idea of temptation becomes very, very real.
01:40In this moment, Jesus' perfect divine life gets smacked with a dose of carnal reality he just can't ignore.
01:47This, right here, is the exact point where his so-called corruption begins.
01:51Now, you've got to pay attention to the wording here.
01:54Satan isn't just trying to seduce him.
01:56He's straight up saying, let me finish corrupting you.
02:00This isn't being framed as just lust.
02:02It's a conscious, philosophical act of rebellion.
02:05It's reframing sin as an awakening.
02:07So from that initial temptation, things escalate.
02:10And I mean they escalate fast.
02:12We're heading straight for the point of no return.
02:15A full-on transgressive affair that seems designed to break every single taboo with a big, wicked smile.
02:22And then right in the middle of all this deep theological drama, the story just throws in this moment of just bizarre human comedy.
02:31Jesus is stripped bare and Satan's first observation is not exactly flattering.
02:37And this is just perfect.
02:40It shows you the satirical tone in a nutshell.
02:43The Son of God, the Messiah, doesn't respond with some divine wisdom.
02:47No.
02:47He responds with pure defensive human ego.
02:51It just grounds this whole cosmic thing in something so absurdly relatable.
02:56So after that, kind of awkward start, the seduction really gets going.
02:59Satan smooths things over with some praise.
03:02And as they get down to business, Jesus is literally gripping the sheets, bracing himself.
03:07The whole experience is described as this wild mix of intense pleasure and pain, the ultimate sin becoming the ultimate release.
03:15And here it is.
03:16This is Jesus, completely transformed.
03:19He doesn't just accept what's happening.
03:21He's reveling in it.
03:22He's using this language of submission and pleasure that's a total clean break from who he was.
03:27He's not just being tempted anymore.
03:30He is a fully willing and, yeah, enthusiastic participant in his own liberation.
03:35But of course, just as things are reaching their climax, there's a sudden violent interruption.
03:40The doors slam open.
03:42The whole moment is shattered.
03:43And it's clear their private little rebellion is about to go very, very public.
03:48And that leads us to the ultimate ordeal.
03:52Their secret is out.
03:53And they've been discovered by the highest possible authority, God himself.
03:56Yeah, God's reaction is not quiet disappointment.
04:01It is pure, unfiltered modern shock and rage.
04:04He finds his two sons, the symbols of perfect goodness and total rebellion, together in a way he could have never, ever imagined.
04:13So as God is screaming at them to stop, Satan yells back that he can't because he's reached the plateau.
04:18And then the author gives us this, a deadpan clinical footnote.
04:23The absolute absurdity of dropping a scientific definition into the scene of cosmic incestuous blasphemy.
04:30That's peak satire right there.
04:32And this is where the real conflict is laid bare.
04:36God only sees sin.
04:38He sees a violation of his laws, something unforgivable.
04:41But Satan's defense, it has nothing to do with sin or rebellion.
04:45It's just a simple, powerful declaration.
04:48I love him.
04:50So this huge confrontation forces Jesus to make a final, definitive choice.
04:56This is the moment of truth.
04:58He has to decide right now who he is and who he belongs to.
05:02And his answer is the absolute turning point of the whole story.
05:06He doesn't apologize.
05:07He doesn't beg for forgiveness.
05:09He chooses love over obedience, pleasure over purity, and his own identity over being owned by his father.
05:16He is declaring his independence.
05:18And just like that, God, the all-powerful creator, is left totally powerless.
05:25He can't force them apart.
05:27All that's left for him is this bitter, empty threat as he just leaves,
05:32abandoning them to the new reality they've just chosen for themselves.
05:36So what happens after you defy God and win?
05:40Well, in the aftermath, Jesus and Satan are finally completely free to create a brand new existence,
05:46entirely on their own terms.
05:49Jesus completes his journey.
05:51He completely sheds that meek Messiah persona and embraces a brand new identity built on confidence,
05:58on freedom, and, as the text puts it, on his lascivious, fierce, and wild gay side.
06:04It is a total reinvention.
06:05And then the story shows us their ultimate act of creation, with this absurd simplicity.
06:12You know, building a universe isn't some divine week-long project.
06:16Apparently, it's a simple five-step process that starts with defiance and ends with them literally shaping new worlds with their bare hands.
06:23And this brings us to the final, absolutely delicious irony of the story.
06:28The old God, the symbol of order and control, is left behind, a captive in hell, lost to drugs and alcohol.
06:35So while he's just fading away, the new gods are busy creating a brand new reality born from pure pleasure.
06:41Which leaves us with the story's final, lingering question.
06:45By stripping away all the divinity and just focusing on love, on choice, and creating your own identity,
06:51the story really asks us to think, when an act of love completely shatters the rules,
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