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00:01I thought we might take a trip, and I thought we might go to Europe.
00:05Yes!
00:06Well, I was just thinking about, you know, what could we do to really make this year really special?
00:11As part of his 80th birthday celebration, Hef wanted to take us on a trip to Europe.
00:15We're going to London, Barcelona, Munich, Rome, and Venice.
00:20Qu'est-ce que tu vas pour?
00:22And I am by far most excited to go see Paris.
00:25Voilà , 100 euros. Merci, merci.
00:27I think you're ready to go shopping.
00:29Yeah.
00:31Hef hasn't been to Europe since he went in the early 70s with our old friend Barbie Benton.
00:37Apparently there was some rumor that people thought they were getting married because they went to Europe,
00:41so maybe that'll happen to me.
00:43We leave for Europe in like 24 hours and I have so much to do, I am not ready.
00:48Take the stuff to the other house, clean my closet area.
00:51We reached Kendra's cell phone. I will be out of the country.
00:56I'm so excited about going to Europe. It's my first time.
01:00When I'm in France, I am going to eat snails.
01:02When you order chicken, make sure it has wings. Then you'll know it won't be rabid.
01:07You guys are talking about Asia. That's what they do over there.
01:12They cook monkey, they have monkey on a stick. How sick is that?
01:18If you're starving and you've got nothing else to eat.
01:21Yeah, well they're not starving. They have a lot of stuff.
01:23I'm so excited about going to Europe, but I'm not excited about packing.
01:26I'm not going to have to worry about your packing. You're going to start packing early, right?
01:30The luggage truck leaves here at 9 o'clock. What's not on that truck doesn't go.
01:38The entire mansion staff has to help us prepare and pack.
01:42Back on top.
01:45Today I need to get my hair done, my nails and my toes, and my eyebrows done all at the same time.
01:51I can't keep up with this. I'm not kidding. I can't keep up and no one understands.
02:00I think Bridget was really stressed before we left for Europe.
02:03I think I was a little more prepared than her, but I could definitely see why she was stressed.
02:07I'm starting to have an anxiety attack.
02:09Before we went to Europe, I had to go shopping, and I tried all my cute new outfits on.
02:28Our luggage arrived at the last minute, so it was a race to pack in time.
02:32We have a huge entourage coming on our trip with us.
02:51Heff's brother Keith, Mary, a hair and makeup artist. It's a plane full.
02:55And away we go.
03:06I'll be there again.
03:07Come on to my house and my house, I'm gonna give you candy.
03:14Come on to my house and my house, I'm gonna give you...
03:20Jigs and dates and the grips and the cakes, ay!
03:24Come on to my house, my house, I'm gonna give you...
03:32When we got to London, we were expecting like a swinging, psychedelic mod scene.
03:37Like something out of Austin Powers.
03:43Instead, we got like lots of press and reporters.
03:46Holy photographers!
03:49There were so many photographers, it was like the Queen herself showed up.
03:57Get out of the way!
04:02What's your happiness?
04:03My pleasure.
04:04The hotel was really pretty in London.
04:06How long has this hotel been here?
04:07This hotel's been here for 35 years.
04:09I asked the manager how old it was, and he said,
04:11oh, we've been here for 35 years.
04:13I'm like, shut up, it looks way older.
04:15Our hotel in London was very nice.
04:18It was a beautiful suite, big living room, and a dining room area.
04:22Wow!
04:23It was so big, I felt like I was gonna get lost in it.
04:26This is a huge fucking room.
04:27This is us, huh?
04:28So beautiful.
04:29For the rain!
04:31Whee!
04:32So who's gonna try the bidet?
04:34What?
04:35There was a bidet in our hotel room.
04:38You have one?
04:39No?
04:40Well, I do.
04:41The thought of water that comes out of a toilet cleaning off my crotch just doesn't sound sanitary to me.
04:50I'd rather use a baby wipe.
04:51I don't necessarily want to sit on it, but I'll turn it on.
04:54Was that TMI?
04:56I'm not trying it, so I want somebody else to.
04:58That's a cute dress.
04:59I brought an umbrella in case you need cover.
05:03Do you dare me?
05:04Turn it on.
05:08I'm scared.
05:09What?
05:10What do you do?
05:11I've never in my life seen a bidet.
05:14There you go.
05:16Like, I don't get it.
05:18What do you do with that thing?
05:19I mean, I heard that you stick it up your ass or something.
05:22It's a crotch washer.
05:23Oh!
05:24I've always wanted to try one of those.
05:27Try it.
05:28Right now?
05:29I'll do it.
05:30No, no.
05:36For a great two weeks.
05:38Heff may be 80, but he's still got all the right moves.
06:02I woke up in the morning in London and it was cloudy and rainy.
06:07You know how you say umbrella in French?
06:11No.
06:12Père plouille.
06:13I like it.
06:14Père plouille.
06:15I'm just giving you a taste right now, because once I get to France, you won't even be able
06:19to understand me.
06:20I don't understand you now.
06:21Hello, England.
06:22Hello, France.
06:23I see someone's underpants.
06:25No one's wearing underpants.
06:27For our first full day in London, everyone went sightseeing.
06:30Our tour guide in London, her name was Janine, and she was really nice.
06:34As I understand it, is all your first time to London?
06:37Yes.
06:38The girls.
06:39I think you've been here a few times.
06:40I've been here quite a few times.
06:42Our tour guide was awesome.
06:44She reminded me of Mary Poppins.
06:46During the war, this area was badly bomb.
06:49I hate stuff that was built in the 60s and 70s.
06:52It's so ugly.
06:53We saw all the major sights.
06:58The Tower of London, Big Ben, Westminster Abbey, and the Globe Theatre.
07:04Holly and Hef really enjoy watching Sherlock Holmes, and we were right there by Baker Street,
07:09so we stopped by the gift shop.
07:11When we went to the Sherlock Holmes store, I saw little figurines.
07:16There's Martini.
07:17Look at it.
07:18Aww.
07:19And he has a heart on his side.
07:20There's a rascal right there.
07:21There's a rascal right in there.
07:22Do you see him?
07:23I do see him.
07:24The Queen and I have the same dog.
07:29Well, it's quirky, and they're meant to protect the Queen.
07:37I really wanted to see the Queen, but not as much as I wanted to see Harry.
07:44Or, um, William.
07:48We should have someone tell the Queen that you're here so we can go visit him.
07:55Okay.
07:56I think that the Queen would want to meet Hef, and I'm sure if she would have known that we
08:01were there, she would want us to come over.
08:03You know what she's doing today?
08:04What?
08:05The Chelsea Flower Show.
08:06Let's go.
08:07She's going to see the flowers.
08:08Go see the flowers?
08:09Well, there's a flower show.
08:11Where's that flower show at?
08:13Well, the flower show's in Chelsea.
08:16Where's that?
08:17But, um, that's sort of south of here.
08:19But we won't get in.
08:20It's just purely for the royal family.
08:22I'm sure we'd get into that flower show.
08:25Let's go see flowers.
08:28It's the most famous flower show in the world.
08:32Let's go.
08:34The Queen and I both have a lot of things in common.
08:37Like, we both have corgis, and we both live in palaces, and we are both English.
08:47I think owning a corgi is the only thing Kendra has in common with the Queen.
08:55It's hard to see the Queen because she has a lot of guards.
08:59I don't understand why the Queen wouldn't want to see Hef.
09:02Like, they're both 80.
09:04This is St. James's Street, and this is the area of gentlemen's clubs.
09:15Let's go.
09:16Well, unfortunately, you're not allowed.
09:17Why?
09:18Because you're a woman.
09:19But where are the strippers at?
09:21Well, it's a different understanding to what you understand to gentlemen's clubs.
09:25That's what I was thinking.
09:28No.
09:29Well, who cares then about that?
09:31That sucks.
09:32It certainly does.
09:33Kendra said that she learned more on this trip than she did in school.
09:37I'm obsessed with this place.
09:38I love it.
09:39It's so beautiful.
09:40I think I'm enjoying London more than Holly and Bridget.
09:43I don't know why.
09:44I just feel that way.
09:45I feel like nobody else is so excited like I am for some reason.
09:49And he made Nelson's hat.
09:51Nelson was blind in one eye.
09:52I'm going to go see the guards again.
09:54They're hot.
09:55The horses weren't too bad either.
10:01The London Eye is a gigantic Ferris wheel.
10:05It's like the world's biggest Ferris wheel.
10:07Only a crazy person would go up in that.
10:10And here we are.
10:12You just see everything, all of London from out there.
10:15It's amazing views.
10:16There.
10:17Is that it?
10:18Is that a fire show?
10:19No, dear.
10:20That's a truck.
10:21I wish it would have been sunny when we were up on the London ice so I could have seen
10:25stuff better.
10:26Now that's not Big Bend, is it?
10:27It is, yes.
10:28It doesn't look as big as I thought it would be.
10:31But that's because you're not very close to it.
10:33There were a lot of strange things about London.
10:35The weather was bad.
10:37You never saw people walking dogs.
10:40Just weird things.
10:42Oh.
10:43So we went to the London dungeon.
10:46That was something I really wanted to do and it was so cool.
10:49The keeper of the crypt will be along soon.
10:52And there she is.
10:57It's tight.
10:58I'm not sure which way to go.
11:00Who's leading the way?
11:01Is this a solid guided tour?
11:02Are we guiding ourselves?
11:04When we went to London Dungeons, we were promptly ditched by our tour guide so I had to lead the
11:14tour myself.
11:15Right this way, ladies and gentlemen.
11:18I showed them the rats.
11:20I showed them the top half of a page three girl, apparently dismembered in a horrible torture
11:25accident.
11:26Over here we have a pumpkin!
11:28Symbol of Halloween.
11:29We ran into a dead end.
11:30Where's our real tour guide?
11:31I feel like this is where we start.
11:33Yeah, that was wrong.
11:34I went the wrong way.
11:35I'm going to go this way.
11:36Where the fuck is our tour guide at?
11:38Hello, Nathan!
11:39Hello, Nathan!
11:40What up?
11:43Can someone tell us like that?
11:47Does anyone want to share an umbrella with me while we dodge for the car?
11:58I think I'm just so excited about Paris that maybe I just haven't given London enough of
12:02a chance, but I just feel like, ugh.
12:05What's a knape?
12:06Knops?
12:07Knoppies?
12:08Knoppies?
12:09Trying different foods is really important to learning about different cultures.
12:12Oh, I wanted to check and see if there was bangers too.
12:15Bangers.
12:16This trip, I think, was so fun that it was overwhelming fun.
12:20I think it's great because I haven't seen any of this kind of shit before.
12:23I loved everything about London.
12:25I can't say one thing I didn't like about it.
12:27I loved it all.
12:28I feel like just being outside of that little area and seeing different buildings and the
12:35architect.
12:36Sweet.
12:37Sweet.
12:38I can't believe I'm about to try a banger.
12:40The next day, Holly and Hef decided to stay at the hotel.
12:43Hef had a ton of press to do and Holly wanted to nap.
12:46And Kendra and I took a boat ride with everyone else.
12:48Doesn't look very warm.
12:52This is a cool bridge.
12:58It is.
12:59The tour boat on the Thames River was very scenic.
13:02Well, that's the House of Commons on this side.
13:04Where the red tent is on the left side, that's the House of Lords.
13:08And I think the Lord is waiting.
13:10A Lord?
13:11Yeah.
13:12Is that a Lord?
13:17I had to spice things up a little bit, so I flashed Parliament.
13:29I think Kendra made Parliament's day.
13:32I told you girls, if you flash the House of Parliament, you get thrown off the road.
13:37What?
13:38I have no idea what Parliament is, but all I know is I flashed them.
13:47While we were on the boat tour, they served us a traditional high tea.
13:50Those look like little mini cupcakes.
13:52These brownies look kind of good.
13:55Is that banana bread?
13:57Clotted cream was one of the menu items.
13:59It looks like butter.
14:00Our tour guide, she was constantly raving about it and was telling us how good it was.
14:04Why is it called clotted cream?
14:06Because it's whipped up.
14:08It's almost like butter.
14:10So, where's the clots?
14:13Well, they're on to the clots.
14:15She put on a big-ass clump for Bridget to eat, and Bridget's like, no, no, no.
14:19And she's like, yes, yes, you have to try with this big clump.
14:22You need a great big, uh-uh, double bit.
14:26That was good.
14:27That's not for me.
14:28She made me a scone, and she dumped a ton of clotted cream on it with jam.
14:33Is it good?
14:34Ew.
14:35Ew.
14:36Ew.
14:37Ew.
14:38Ew.
14:40Yeah, not bad.
14:43It tasted like crap.
14:46I knew Janina was going to want me to try it with a big clump.
14:48So, I'm like, uh-uh, I'm not trying it.
14:50So, she left, and I just took a little bit.
14:53A little bit.
14:57Yuck.
14:58I'm afraid I'm going to get spit up on.
15:00Yuck.
15:01That's gross.
15:02That's like clotted cream streaming out of her mouth.
15:05Ew.
15:07Ew, man.
15:09It's still like dangling from your teeth.
15:12It's grossing me out.
15:14Oh.
15:24When we arrived in Paris, I was so excited.
15:27The city was amazing.
15:29You got that romantic vibe right away.
15:35I'm like, yes.
15:36It keeps getting better and better.
15:38Je adore Paris.
15:40We stayed at one of the best hotels ever.
15:42It was called the Georges Saint.
15:44It was beautiful.
15:46You just can't get more romantic.
15:48I could not believe our room.
15:57There were a pair of newlyweds staying in the suite below us with a lot of friends.
16:02They were having a big party.
16:03Hef, when are you guys going to get married?
16:05Yeah, that's what I keep asking you.
16:08They asked Hef the same thing I want to know.
16:10When are you going to get married again?
16:12It's definitely important to try different foods when you go to these different places.
16:21I would like to order some food.
16:24Can I order some food?
16:27Food.
16:29It was hard to order room service in Paris because they don't know English.
16:34I would like to order dinner.
16:36Room service.
16:37Excuse me?
16:38Dinner.
16:39I would like spaghetti.
16:42Bologna, what did you say?
16:45Do you have garlic bread?
16:49Or toast?
16:50And then, and french fries.
16:53Hello?
16:57We went out to dinner at a really great restaurant called L'Avenue.
17:00Je voudrais un café glacé.
17:02I even got to order off the menu in French.
17:05So I got to show off.
17:07Pomme puree.
17:08Mashed potatoes.
17:09I think when we were at dinner, some people were having trouble figuring out what to order.
17:14But I was oblivious to all that because I was just trying to figure out,
17:17okay, what am I going to say when I want to order?
17:22I noticed that a lot of the menus in France, they don't try and translate into English.
17:26What is that?
17:27What letter is that by the E?
17:29I feel really cool knowing a little bit of French.
17:31I know a secret code.
17:32And when other people in my party want to know what's on the menu,
17:36I can kind of help them out a little bit.
17:37Makes me feel useful.
17:39I could spend weeks here and not do it all.
17:48Where's McDonald's?
17:49I'm kidding.
17:50I'm kidding.
17:51French food was all right, man.
17:52It was all right.
17:53That's a long one, Mary.
17:54Oh, boy.
17:55Yeah.
17:56That's what you wanted in there.
17:58Oh, Holly got a long one.
17:59I wonder if there's a switch to turn it on.
18:02That was crazy French.
18:03Mary's dessert looked like a dick.
18:10After dinner at Lay Avenue, we strolled the streets of Paris.
18:14We did do our share of walking in Paris and it was just really romantic.
18:20If you're going to walk in any city, Paris is the city to do it.
18:23Ooh, this place looks interesting.
18:24We decided to check out a little piece of French culture we hadn't experienced yet.
18:29They're burlesque shows.
18:31The crazy horse has been around for a little over 50 years
18:34and Heff's brother Keith had just been raving about it.
18:37So we had to go see it.
18:38Chin chin.
18:47The French are so amazing, they even have a way of turning strip clubs into art.
18:52I can't conceal the way I feel.
18:55The crazy horse was unlike anything I'd ever seen before.
18:58You turn me on.
19:00You turn me on.
19:01It's just a really intimate theater.
19:04I feel the breathing of my heart just like the dawn.
19:08It made me really horny watching the crazy horse performances.
19:12I want to come into your arms.
19:15You turn me on.
19:17You turn me on.
19:19Oh, here we are.
19:20Where?
19:21Oh.
19:22I see.
19:23I see the windmill.
19:24Me too.
19:25I was so excited to go to the Moulin Rouge because I love the movie, Moulin Rouge.
19:28I think burlesque shows are a little more fun, because it's kind of fun.
19:33I see, I see the win-win.
19:38I was so excited to go to the Moulin Rouge
19:40because I love the movie, Moulin Rouge.
19:55I think burlesque shows are a little more fun
19:58than just going to a strip club
19:59because there's more thought and more art
20:02put into the whole performance.
20:08I think the Moulin Rouge was really cool,
20:10but you could see that in Vegas, you know?
20:22Oh, wow.
20:24Walk the plank.
20:26I used to be the captain.
20:28I think my favorite part in Paris
20:29was getting to see Paris down the Seine River.
20:32And just seeing the city from that viewpoint
20:34was a lot of fun.
20:35Very good.
20:36Very good here.
20:37They had a huge food spread out for us on the boat
20:40with all kinds of different things to eat
20:42and different wines to try,
20:43and it was really cool.
20:45This is definitely the healthiest thing
20:46I've eaten this whole trip.
20:47Mm-hmm.
20:47Everything.
20:50I thought it was bad.
20:52Mm-hmm.
20:54Mm-hmm.
20:54Our guide that gave us a tour in Paris was amazing.
21:00I had a billion questions, you know,
21:02because I don't know anything.
21:03Did any of the queens refuse marriage with the king?
21:07Because those kings look pretty nasty,
21:09like, like, old and, like,
21:11I mean, not, I'm not saying old,
21:12I'm saying, like, nasty, you know?
21:14Are there any fireworks here?
21:16Not this evening.
21:17I know, not this evening,
21:18but, like, Fourth of July?
21:22If they made a ride on that,
21:24that'd be fun.
21:25Like, some sort of, like,
21:26you know, stratosphere ride.
21:30Spending time in Paris was so romantic.
21:33Mon amour!
21:35And topping it off with the boat ride
21:36was really perfect
21:38because you just can't get more romantic
21:40than going down a boat on the seine
21:42with your grand amour.
21:44Trey, Trey, Belle!
21:47Aw, it's so pretty!
21:50It's so romantic!
21:54Remember this moment for a long time.
21:56When we were on the boat ride in Paris,
21:58we stopped and took a picture
21:59in front of the Eiffel Tower
22:01and has said,
22:01this is a moment you guys will never forget.
22:03And I know that he's 100% right.
22:05All of the memories that we're making in Europe,
22:07our memories will have for a lifetime.
22:09I will never forget that, too.
22:10I will never.
22:11When we went on the boat down the seine,
22:14I knew I didn't want to leave.
22:16But I know I'll be back.
22:18So watch out, Paris!
22:21Beautiful.
22:25Bling, bling, bling.
22:27Bling, bling, bling.
22:28Come on to my house, my house.
22:32I'm gonna give you candy.
22:36Come on to my house, my house.
22:39I'm gonna give you
22:42stigs and dates and grips and kicks.
22:45Hey!
22:46Come on to my house, my house.
22:48So come on, come on to my house, my house.
22:51So come on, come on to my house, my house.
22:55So come on, come on to my house, my house.
22:59So come on, my house.
23:00So come on, my house.
23:02So come on, my house.
23:04So come on, my house.
23:06So come on, my house.
23:08So come on, my house.
23:10So come on, my house.
23:12So come on, my house.
23:14So come on, my house.
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