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00:01As part of his 80th birthday celebration, Hep wanted to take us on a trip to Europe.
00:07After doing London and Paris, Hep is flying everybody to Cannes,
00:12which is famous for its film festival.
00:15When we got to Cannes, there was a ton of press, and we did the whole press junket.
00:21Welcome to my villa in the south of France.
00:33So good to have you here.
00:46I think French people appreciate Playboy for what it is,
00:50and they appreciate nude photography as an art form.
01:03People in Europe love us because we're sexual people.
01:07They're sexual people.
01:10The French love tits.
01:13Come on to my house, my house.
01:16I'm gonna give you candy.
01:20Come on to my house, my house.
01:23I'm gonna give you figs and dates and grips and kicks.
01:29Hey!
01:30Come on to my house, my house.
01:32Come on.
01:34The next stop on our trip was Barcelona, Spain.
01:43Whoa!
01:44Oh, look our view!
01:45Whoa!
01:46Yeah!
01:47Yeah!
01:48Okay.
01:49The view in our hotel room in Barcelona was amazing.
01:52We could see the whole Mediterranean Ocean.
01:54I can't wait to go explore.
01:55I know!
01:56Oh, my God.
01:57This is what I call vacation.
01:59My type of shit.
02:00I love Paris and everything, but this kind of shit touches me.
02:04More than touches me.
02:05Feels me.
02:06I'm ready to go down the beach.
02:09Hef and I did not go sightseeing with Kendra and Bridget in Barcelona.
02:13Hef had some work to do, and I just really wanted to get a massage.
02:19I can't believe we're in Spain!
02:21I know!
02:22Spain!
02:23When Kendra and I went to tour around the city, we walked around with a glass of sangria,
02:27and it was so cool.
02:28I was like, are you sure we're supposed to do this?
02:30I love this stuff.
02:32I want to live here.
02:33Kendra!
02:41Hey!
02:42What's up?
02:45Yeah, I don't think Barcelona has too many blonde chicks with big boobs walking around.
02:50Bridget and I could tell because of these guys that were hollering at us.
02:53Come on.
02:54You know, if you see two blondes with big-ass tits walking down the beach,
02:57you're going to scream at them and holler at them.
02:59Hey!
03:00Salute!
03:04There were a lot of random dudes just sitting around along the beach line,
03:09and I have no idea who they were or why they were there.
03:12They didn't even look dressed appropriately for the beach.
03:14Let's go look at the little shops.
03:16I need to get some souvenirs.
03:18Let's go in this door because I think this is where all the shops are, Kendra.
03:21Okay.
03:22Closed!
03:23What?
03:24What the fuck?
03:25Why is it closed?
03:26Maybe in through this door.
03:28Estorado!
03:29What do we do?
03:30That sucks.
03:31Why are things closed?
03:32Because some days the market's closed in the afternoon like today.
03:36Oh!
03:37The nap!
03:38The nap thing!
03:39Siesta is a mid-afternoon nap.
03:41I think they do it from like 1 to 4.
03:43All the shops were closed because it was nap time or something.
03:46You know, come on.
03:47Wake the fuck up in service.
03:49I wish we had siesta.
04:02Every city we went to in Europe wanted to celebrate Haft's birthday with us,
04:06and Barcelona was no exception.
04:08Nice to meet you.
04:09It is my pleasure.
04:10Well, the best party recently was my birthday party.
04:13It was a pajama and lingerie party.
04:15He's 80.
04:16He deserves four months of celebration.
04:19The party in Barcelona was held in this really cool Gaudi building,
04:23and it looked like an elf lived there or something.
04:26It just looked magical.
04:28The European press just seemed to grow and grow and grow.
04:31It just got bigger and bigger every city we went to.
04:33I never knew how many people knew who Haft is until we went to Europe.
04:38We might be mini-celebrities, but Haft will always be an icon.
04:42Ah, he's unmanaged.
04:44We stayed at the party long enough to see naked ladies who were painted and dance and drink a little bit,
04:52but we wanted to get to dinner, too.
04:54We went to this restaurant in Barcelona.
05:05Arriba!
05:07It was a really cool atmosphere, but the food was kind of weird.
05:11These are artichokes.
05:12They are?
05:13We should go up there and dance, honey.
05:18I think you should go up there and dance.
05:20It did not take any persuading to get me up on stage in the Spanish restaurant.
05:24I was ready to do it.
05:25I was ready to get crazy.
05:27We got up on the stage and we were dancing, shaking our ass.
05:41It was fun.
05:42I don't think you're going to do that.
05:46Oh, Haft did so good dancing.
05:54I was so proud of him.
05:55You know, he learned from the best.
05:57Go, Haft!
06:07It was fun.
06:08I mean, that made up for our food.
06:10But I was so hungry.
06:11I was so hungry, man.
06:12This has been the funniest night.
06:14They were very gracious.
06:17Yes, they were.
06:19Now you will remember Barcelona.
06:22We only had one day to spend in Barcelona and then it was on to Munich, Germany.
06:37I see it.
06:38Where are the wieners at?
06:40I don't know.
06:41We usually go to dinner at really hot, hip, trendy places.
06:44But the Hofbrauhaus is traditional German food and we could not miss that.
06:49Here you are.
06:50Oh, it's a coaster.
06:51Oh, just like St. Polly.
06:53As everyone knows, I loved a theme.
06:56So knowing that we were going to the Hofbrauhaus, I had to wear my little German beer garden girl outfit.
07:01It fits right in.
07:02Yeah.
07:03It's like I work here.
07:04I want to bring somebody out big old things of beer.
07:07Could I serve the two big beers to somebody?
07:12Yes.
07:13Yes.
07:14Cool.
07:15Who could I give them to?
07:17You guys want beer?
07:18Yes.
07:19There you go.
07:20Thank you very much.
07:21There you go.
07:22Thank you very much.
07:23There you go.
07:25You're welcome.
07:26I've been wanting to do that.
07:27As a St. Polly's girl, I could definitely promote the beer all night, but I don't know
07:32if I could carry those giant steins around all night.
07:34They're really heavy.
07:35Wait, should I hold the beer?
07:36Nice to meet you guys.
07:51Drinking age in Europe is 18, so I got to drink all I wanted to.
07:57Cheers to Munich.
07:58Munich to Germany.
07:59I started to not feel well at dinner in Munich, and I had to go back to the hotel, and I
08:10missed the party, and I think that sucks.
08:12Let's chug it.
08:13Let's chug it.
08:14Chug.
08:15I'm not good at chugging.
08:20This girl has done this before.
08:25Woo!
08:26Now he's a bitter taste.
08:28I need to burp really bad.
08:31Woo!
08:32Hef was worried about Holly not feeling good, so Hef and Keith went back to the hotel,
08:38but Bridget and I stayed out and partied with the Germans.
08:41What do you guys say here for, like, cheers?
08:44Is it cheers?
08:45It's cheers, right?
08:46Huh?
08:47Prost.
08:48Prost!
08:49Whoops!
08:50Oh!
08:51After Kendra and I finished our beer, we noticed that there was a whole other section
08:54of the restaurant that we hadn't been in.
08:56So we went in there, and they had polka music, and everyone was just partying.
09:00This is the whole experience.
09:02It definitely fit in with the locals wearing my German outfit.
09:14The beer hall in Germany was so much fun.
09:21It really made me feel like I was in Germany.
09:24Prost!
09:25Prost!
09:26Prost!
09:27Prost!
09:28Prost!
09:29Prost!
09:30Prost!
09:31Prost!
09:32Prost!
09:33Prost!
09:34Prost!
09:35Prost!
09:36Prost!
09:37Well, that was cool.
09:38That was really cool.
09:39That was so neat.
09:40That was a big party.
09:41Germany!
09:42Germany knows how to party!
09:43That's for sure.
09:44I wanna stay.
09:45I love Germany!
09:46The next morning, I was feeling much better, which was perfect, because we had an early morning
09:51flight to Rome, Italy.
09:56It's a Brindy in Rome.
10:01Watch out Italy the Blum Mafia is here. Oh godfather. We are home. This is already way more than I expected
10:08Whoa, what the fuck is that?
10:11My first impression of Rome was like, oh
10:14Oh my god, like I've never seen anything like it in my life. I mean all the stuff that's still there is so amazing
10:23It's really good that they kept all that stuff from years and years and years and billions of years ago
10:27Because then you know you would have nothing to look at
10:31Once we get in there, they're gonna let the lions out
10:35The Coliseum was you know a place where gladiators fought and
10:42The Lions came out and they ate them
10:50Yeah
10:56Outside the Coliseum they have guys dressed up as gladiators that you can take pictures with and
11:00Kendra made a beeline for them
11:09Don't cut her too badly. I need her. They're crazy. I don't know what it is. I just love like gladiator look, you know, like George Clooney
11:16Yeah, I love that looks like the beginning of the fall of Rome to me
11:20I love the Coliseum and I will never forget the gladiator dudes
11:24Oh, you guys are so cool
11:30Honey look I have three boyfriends
11:32Uh-oh. The gladiators were a little too friendly if you ask me
11:37I think after Bridget saw my underwear being shown to the entire population of Rome she thought I think I'll take a pass on that
11:50The gladiators were just a little too grabby for me and I was like, uh, I'm just gonna stay here with half
11:57Hi
11:59Grazie, grazie
12:01Good thing I wore underwear today
12:03Thank you very much
12:13Before dinner we went to the Trevi fountain and it was so beautiful and majestic all lit up at night. It was gorgeous
12:18It's totally beautiful
12:20It's totally beautiful
12:22Hef had a special hat when we were in Italy
12:24It was a fedora
12:26It was actually my fedora which I gave to him
12:28And it reminds me of a Frank Sinatra or a gangsta hat
12:32You throw it that way
12:34Oh, you throw it over your shoulder?
12:36Oh, that's a lot of wishes
12:38There is a myth that if you throw a coin into the Trevi fountain that one day you'll return to Rome
12:42So I threw like eleven in
12:44One, two, three
12:46Bravo
12:48Yeah
12:50Arrivederci
12:56The next day we took a bus tour down the Italian coast
13:00We stopped for lunch in Naples and it was so beautiful
13:06You know Al Capone is from Naples
13:08Of course he is
13:10Our pal Al
13:12I'm ready to eat
13:14The last night Al Capone came to this restaurant
13:16It felt so good to be in Al Capone's home town
13:20And I was like
13:22This is probably where he sat
13:24Al Capone is not from Naples
13:26He was born and raised in Brooklyn
13:30I could take a nap out here
13:32I'm a nap in the sun
13:34I'm purring
13:36And then would you like pasta, pizza?
13:38Pizza
13:40Pizza
13:42Okay
13:44Yum
13:46These pizza doughnuts are awesome
13:48The best food I had in Italy was this thing they have
13:50It's like a doughnut with no sugar
13:52And then there's like marinara sauce on top of it
13:54A pizza doughnut
13:56Why didn't I think of it?
13:58I'm in heaven
13:59I'm moving here
14:00And I'm going to turn fat
14:02I didn't even know some of these foods existed
14:05Yeah we're going to go back to L.A. with all these Italian restaurants
14:07We're going to be like
14:08Huh
14:09Nothing compares to this
14:10Alright
14:11Olive Garden
14:12Do you still want to go to Olive Garden instead?
14:14No, Olive Garden doesn't even hold a candle
14:16Wait a minute
14:17Italy's food was the best of the best of the best
14:20But you know
14:22It wasn't like Olive Garden
14:28I see Venice on the horizon
14:30Yep
14:32Venice was our last stop in Europe before going home
14:35Even though being in Venice meant that our two week trip was coming to an end
14:38I was really excited to be there because it's such a romantic city
14:46Thank you
14:47We arrived at our hotel
14:48It was called Hotel Daniele
14:50And it was so beautiful
14:52It used to be a palace
14:53And it was just unbelievable
14:55This blows the Venetian to shit, doesn't it?
14:57Yeah
14:58Bridget, this is the best chandelier
15:00Look at this fruit platter
15:02This is magical
15:05Oh my god
15:07The view from our room was awesome
15:10And I felt like a princess waving at everyone
15:12Okay, I want to stay here for a week
15:14Bonjour
15:16Hello
15:17The view from our balcony was amazing
15:19And there were all these people down there
15:21I felt like Michael Jackson
15:22But without a baby hanging over the edge
15:27To sightsee in Venice
15:28You have to take water taxis everywhere
15:30Because the whole city's built on water
15:32Grazie
15:33Oh my god
15:34Why do I always slip a little
15:36Holly kept tripping when she was getting in and out of the boat
15:39It was scary
15:46Holly almost ate it
15:48Getting on and off the boat in Venice
15:51It was so funny
15:52Oh no, it wasn't funny
15:57Being in Venice is so much cooler than I thought it would be
16:00I've seen it before in movies
16:02But actually being there is so different
16:04It's like being on another planet
16:06It's surreal
16:08It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen in my life
16:10It's hard to believe people actually live here
16:12The street walkers in Venice have to know how to swim
16:15Oh
16:17Three big steps
16:18Three big steps
16:19All right, we're ready
16:22Ready for spaghetti
16:25So pretty
16:27So pretty
16:29We're just walking through these little small little shops
16:32And what do I see?
16:33Playboy
16:34Playboy
16:36Playboy
16:37Oh
16:38Those are all play
16:39No, maybe not
16:40This is a surprise for you
16:41Oh my gosh
16:42It was so weird to see a Playboy store in one of the little tiny alleyways in Venice
16:47It's crazy how global Playboy is
16:49It's a small world
16:56While we were sightseeing our tour guide took us to St. Mark's Square to see all the beautiful buildings
17:00Wow, this is so beautiful
17:03Thank you
17:05Thank you
17:06We made it
17:07Oh
17:08Here we are in Venice and we're surrounded by these gorgeous buildings
17:11And all the tourists were more interested in us
17:14Now I'm back in here
17:16It started out with just a couple people pointing and taking some pictures
17:20To all of a sudden like hundreds of people all the way around us and we couldn't even move
17:24It started to get a little claustrophobic at one point because we were so surrounded
17:29Security was doing their best to keep them at bay but it was difficult
17:33It was crazy, it was getting a little too crazy like let us walk by, come on
17:38Oh God, damn
17:43Oh God
17:44That guy's back
17:46The guy with the orange backpack?
17:47Yeah
17:48There was this one paparazzi guy in particular that kept popping up everywhere we went
17:53And he had even rented a boat and was driving around following us all through Venice
17:58Ew, there's that guy again
18:00He would just pop up out of like nowhere and all of a sudden
18:03Oh, oh there he is, there's the guy, there's that guy
18:05Where's that guy?
18:06The guy's on the bridge now?
18:07Where?
18:08I want to take a picture
18:09I see him
18:10Geez, he's amazing
18:11One second he was on a boat behind us, the next second he was on a boat in front of us
18:15I don't know how he got there
18:16I can't believe that guy got ahead of us
18:18What?
18:19I'm gonna have pictures of him all over me
18:21Everywhere, the whole day we saw him just pop up out of nowhere, pop out of my ass and everything
18:26We'd see him on top of bridges so it became a joke, where's Waldo?
18:30Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? There he is!
18:33It was fun, it gave me an extra thing to look for, I was taking pictures of him, it was like the chase was on
18:41There's Waldo, he's a sneaky little fucker
18:51There we go
18:52This is so cool, I can't believe it
18:54We capped off the trip with a gondola ride in Venice
18:57And it was the perfect and most romantic way to end the whole trip
19:01La la la la la la
19:03Stroke it faster, can I do it once?
19:06Kendra got it in her head that she wanted to be a gondolier and drive one of the boats
19:11Don't let me fall, hold on to me, hold on, hold on to me
19:16Brava, brava
19:18Stroke it baby, stroke it
19:20I got to be a gondolier, so cool, I fell on top of the world
19:24It was supposed to be a really calm and romantic gondola ride, but we were really excited about seeing where Waldo, the creepy paparazzi might pop up next
19:42We've been Waldo free for a while
19:44Oh, I have a feeling I can feel him
19:47That's a boat right there
19:48Oh god, there he is! Waldo!
19:50Let's moon him
19:52One of our press guys, Daniel, was running after Waldo trying to block his camera with reflectors
19:58It was really funny
19:59Here, I got the perfect flight picture
20:02Waldo!
20:05Hi!
20:08Europe has been the most amazing trip ever, but we're all a little bit ready to get back home
20:14My baby love
20:16My little muffin
20:28Home sweet home
20:30Europe was a whirlwind trip and it felt like those two weeks just went by so fast
20:38Thank you for a wonderful trip, honey
20:40Yeah, honey, that was so much fun
20:42Thank you
20:43Amazing
20:44I'll grab your leg
20:45Thank you
20:46I'll kick your head
20:47I've wanted to visit Europe since I was a little girl and everything we got to do there was something I specifically wanted to do since like the age of 11
20:56And it was something I got to do much sooner than I ever thought I'd get to do it and it was such a dream come true
21:03It was a trip and a half
21:05It was the best time of my life
21:06Two and a half trips
21:07Yeah
21:08Before I even went to Europe, I didn't know shit and now I know shit
21:13You know, about everything
21:15About kings, queens, palaces, history, I know my history now
21:23I don't even know what I'm going to say when people ask me how was your trip and what did you do
21:27Yeah
21:28Thank you so much
21:29I'm going to be like, it's great, it was so much fun
21:32Oh yeah, what did you do? A lot?
21:34They'll have to ask specifics like, so did you guys go on a gondola right in Venice?
21:39And I can say, yeah, we did
21:40Did you guys go to the Tower of London? Yeah, we did
21:43Did you go to the Eiffel Tower? Yes
21:45I'm getting so excited about seeing my dogs
21:48Oh yes, it's oh so nice to go traveling, but oh so nice to come home
21:52I know
21:53Oh, sweetheart
21:54Hi!
21:55What?
21:56Hi!
21:57Hi!
21:58Hi!
21:59Hi!
22:00Hi!
22:01Hi, sweetheart
22:02Are you mad at me?
22:04Hmm?
22:05I missed you guys
22:20Yes
22:21It's great to be back home, but there's still so many places in the world I want to see
22:25Like, Heff's never been to Asia
22:27Puffin!
22:29Ah ha!
22:30Ah ha ha ha!
22:31Come on, my house, my house
22:34I'm gonna give you candy
22:38Come on, my house, my house
22:41I'm gonna give you figs and dates and grips and cakes
22:47Ayy!
22:48Come on, my house, my house, come on
22:51Come on to my house, my house is come on
23:21Come on
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