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Join the original cast of Jersey Shore as they reunite for another unforgettable vacation. Expect drama, laughter, and plenty of GTL as the group navigates their evolving lives and relationships. This episode continues their journey, bringing more iconic moments and heartfelt interactions.

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00:00I would never talk bad about Ron can't process this
00:14time to date the truth my roommates are always trying to
00:29find me a wife back in the game 2.0 is trying to besmart you I don't need this
00:37she is exiting a very toxic relationship I am who I am I'm not changing for you
00:44I'm not changing for nobody it is to a point where none of us know what to do
00:48anymore there's only two options we see you going at this point jail or death
00:53did she give you a reason why she put you up for adoption she gave me a better
00:57life your birth mother is ready to start messaging I never forget about you and
01:03I love you
01:06you're too great what time you go in the morning I'm excited hopeful tomorrow is
01:12my next embryo transfer damn this could this could be it positive eyes happy
01:16thoughts it means a lot to me thank you guys this is a huge moment but there's no
01:20way I'm missing out on this 15 year anniversary party
01:26the situation is under construction we're so classy now on the seventh day it'll be lit get the
01:48the freak out of here are you crazy
01:51I'm still the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet
01:55I feel like you're going to like prom this is our 15th year anniversary of Jersey Shore and we're doing this big
02:10so I might have taken it upon myself to make sure we have paparazzi at the party
02:27these guys look interesting paparazzi boys but it's not just any paparazzi
02:33BDS is paparazzi
02:35happy anniversary oh what a beautiful couple so cute
02:40are you the baby daddy both of them
02:46guns up guns up
02:49now you're a tiger
02:51now you're a lemma
02:54who are we wearing
02:56men's warehouse
02:57damn guys 15 years ago was the first time we traveled across this bridge
03:09yeah with map quest
03:11but the bridge coming up
03:12Jersey Shore was out JWoww is coming
03:16CZX
03:17so I don't think they're going to be ready for the situation
03:20look at you now
03:21I can't wait to see this party you guys set up
03:23all the ladies in the house put your hands up in the air
03:27all the fellas in the place let me see you break it down
03:31what is happening
03:32it's usually just like all rocks here but it's weirded out
03:35this is usually a store
03:36oh wow
03:37they set it up really nice
03:39we're going all out like it's the Emmys tonight
03:41because we feel like we deserve more awards than we've received
03:4515 years and I can't get a nominee for an Emmy
03:49so I'm going to host it myself
03:51we're going to give ourselves Emmys
03:53look at this wow
03:56yeah it looks like a movie for me
03:57wow there's people outside
03:59this looks absolutely incredible
04:01we have the red carpet
04:02lights
04:02there's a crowd
04:04we feel special
04:05there's like a ton of paparazzi
04:06I gotta fix my tits real quick
04:08I gotta fix my tits too
04:09I'm just taking in this moment
04:12because I have my embryo transfer early tomorrow morning
04:15to try to get pregnant
04:16Sam how are you feeling?
04:18because I know the day after is your transfer
04:21yeah
04:21it's exciting
04:22it's been nerve-wracking
04:23hope it all goes well
04:24we'll pray for you
04:25manifest positivity
04:27yeah
04:27I'm so nervous
04:29I think we can get out
04:30so the party's nice to have a little bit of distraction
04:32happy 15 years
04:35let's go
04:36this is an amazing moment for the squad
04:42we have gone through four presidencies
04:45but what has stayed the same
04:47was Jersey Shore
04:49give me some
04:50drop low for a pick me up
04:52can I base it thumb
04:53fist pump
04:54make you jump
04:55it's crazy that we're in the same place we were 15 years ago
05:00but we're not in the same place we were 15 years ago
05:02I need a night to remember
05:04I was born and raised a guido
05:05it's just a lifestyle
05:06it's being Italian
05:07it's a representative
05:08you haven't seen anything
05:10until you see me
05:11at the Jersey Shore
05:12my abs are so ripped up
05:14it's
05:14we call it the situation
05:15only rule
05:16never fall in love
05:18at the Jersey Shore
05:19if you're not a guido
05:20then you can get the
05:20out of my face
05:21I am like a praying mantis
05:24after I have sex with a guy
05:25I will rip their heads off
05:27my mom cooks for me
05:28cleans for me
05:29she loves me to death
05:30definitely mama's boy
05:31I'm a blast in a glass
05:33I'm going to show them
05:35what it's like to be a real guido
05:36thank you guys
05:38give us a push up
05:39no
05:39alright bring in the cement trap
05:42I have a little surprise for the roomies
05:46what the hell
05:48we're going to put our hands in cement
05:49write our names
05:50kind of like the Hollywood Chinese Theater
05:53where the famous people do it
05:54let's make our memory here
05:56permanent
05:57with the cement
05:58very cute day
06:00such a cool idea Dina
06:02so cute
06:02Ron you got a problem
06:04spelling your name
06:05can you erase cement
06:07because I don't think
06:07there's a U in Ronnie's name
06:09you get it
06:10alright
06:10Ron just put Ron
06:11R-O-N
06:12alright is everybody ready
06:15oh wait Mike's not done
06:16Mike this isn't a book signing
06:183
06:182
06:191
06:20we are cementing
06:25literally
06:25our legacy today
06:27oh
06:28look at me man
06:29oh that's so awesome
06:31this is our walk of fame right here
06:33oh yeah
06:33look how small
06:35look at his hands are
06:36he looks like Ariana's hands
06:37you guys made it
06:41yeah
06:41Ron's mom's here
06:42oh
06:42I think this is the first time
06:45Sammy's seen Ron's parents
06:46in like a decade
06:47I'm going to say something
06:48you're about to see award show
06:51like no other guys
06:52it's finally happening
06:54we deserve awards
06:55and now
06:56he flew all the way from Hollywood
06:57to be here tonight
06:58no way
07:01this is our 15 year anniversary
07:18oh my god
07:20everyone's here
07:21oh wow
07:22yes
07:22but this is actually the first time
07:25all nine of us have been in the house together
07:27like we have not been able to pull this off ever
07:30hello
07:31party's here
07:32give me a shot
07:33party's here
07:37time's two
07:38party's here
07:39party's here
07:42smells the same
07:44tobacco it all started
07:46honey I'm home
07:47we're home
07:48smells the same
07:50holy leaves
07:50party's here
07:54oh my god I can't breathe
07:56but today is the day
07:58going upstairs
07:59seems like Ronnie's taking care of the bathroom upstairs
08:06oh my god
08:07some things never change
08:09oh wow Ronnie
08:11wow
08:12he's working hard in there
08:14all right
08:23should we party now
08:24let's go
08:24sorry
08:26I definitely don't miss that
08:29let's go
08:30oh are we allowed to go straight through the bag
08:33that's what she said
08:34let's get it jumping
08:36let's get it jumping
08:38let's get it jumping
08:40let's get it jumping
08:4215 years
08:44the anticipation and nerves are going
08:47because we're just like
08:48what are we walking into
08:49what does Danny have set up for us
08:50I hope there's a bounce house
08:51is everybody ready
08:53let's go
08:54hey
08:55hey
08:55whoo
08:56so we walk in and our families are there
09:15good to see you man
09:16hi how are you brother
09:17Hi, baby.
09:18The short store looks amazing.
09:20There's a bar, DJ photo booth.
09:23All the artifacts, food vendors everywhere.
09:25This is actually really cool in here.
09:26This is amazing.
09:28Oh my God, this is the cutest fricking party I've ever seen.
09:31I'm so impressed.
09:32We really did a good job.
09:33Where's the party?
09:34Purse me here.
09:35You're gonna help me get it all ready.
09:38Where are you going?
09:38Wrong way, wrong way, wrong way.
09:40Lock him out.
09:41Come on.
09:42I'm 40.
09:43It's really cute.
09:44Yeah, we did all of this yesterday.
09:46Cool.
09:47It's heavy.
09:53These guys always make me do so much .
09:56Danny, where's the t-shirts?
09:57I hid them all.
09:58Where were you helping us move all this stuff?
10:00I forgot my shifts, I think.
10:01Is this the infamous Danny?
10:03Hey, how we doing?
10:04We never met, no?
10:05We met.
10:05Nikki.
10:06We did?
10:06Hello, ladies, and welcome to the Shore store.
10:09This is our favorite boss, Danny.
10:12I was that bad of a memory.
10:13You got rid of it?
10:14No, for me.
10:15It wasn't.
10:16It's not you.
10:16I've heard that my whole life.
10:19This is so cool.
10:23It's a museum.
10:24Oh my god.
10:25Look at Angelina's luggage.
10:26There's so many amazing artifacts from over the last 15 years here on display.
10:32Oh my god.
10:33Look at this thing.
10:34Ew.
10:35Ew, don't touch it.
10:36You got the note.
10:37You got the neck brace.
10:38Crocodili.
10:39Pauly's tracksuit.
10:40Oh .
10:41Hold on.
10:42I still wear these today, and I still have the same haircut.
10:46I'm literally a walking artifact because this is 15 years old.
10:49Oh, the meatball boots.
10:52We had a lot of fun in these things.
10:54The velour suit that Mike wore for his wedding.
10:56Exclamation chain.
10:58Grenade.
10:59Whistle.
11:00I actually got arrested in the Snooki slippers.
11:08I didn't do anything wrong.
11:09Oh my god.
11:10Are they kidding me?
11:11Dina's first night?
11:12Seriously?
11:13Here's my cabal hair.
11:14Yeah, you look good.
11:15At Epco.
11:16I'm in my bikini.
11:17Like this.
11:18Uh-huh.
11:19And I just have a good time.
11:20Oh, wow.
11:21Looks like a good time.
11:22Yeah.
11:23Ah.
11:24First of all, I thought I was just taking off my cover-up.
11:29Right.
11:30Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
11:31Can we borrow this?
11:32Oh my god.
11:33Can we take this home?
11:34Let me see what's behind that thing.
11:35All right.
11:36Have you guys made it?
11:37Yeah.
11:38Yeah.
11:40I don't think you're going to come to fight.
11:42Ron's mom's here.
11:43Oh my god.
11:44Oh my god.
11:45Oh .
11:47I think this is the first time Sammy's seen Ron's parents in like a decade.
11:51Been here long.
11:52Yo, I think that's Ron's dad.
11:54Oh god.
11:55Like, I can't imagine just being around the parents of my ex after such a bad breakup.
12:01How are you?
12:03This is just so awkward, I don't know what to do.
12:05Great.
12:06You have an age.
12:07You look.
12:08Oh my god.
12:09You guys have an age.
12:10How are you?
12:11Good.
12:12Good.
12:13Good.
12:14Good.
12:15Good.
12:16Good.
12:17Good.
12:18Good.
12:19Good.
12:20Good.
12:21Good.
12:22Good.
12:23Good.
12:24Good.
12:25Good.
12:26Good.
12:27Good.
12:28Good.
12:29Good.
12:30Good.
12:31Good.
12:32Good.
12:33Good.
12:34Good.
12:35Good.
12:36Good.
12:37Good.
12:38Good.
12:39Good.
12:40Good.
12:41Good.
12:42Good.
12:43Good.
12:44Good.
12:45Good.
12:46Good.
12:47Good.
12:48Good.
12:49Good.
12:50Good.
12:51Good.
12:52Good.
12:53Good.
12:54Good.
12:55I just break the ice so it's not just so, like, awkward.
12:59It doesn't need to be.
13:01You look the same.
13:03Yeah.
13:04Justin, this is Ron's mom, Connie.
13:06Pleasure meeting you.
13:06Yeah.
13:07Pleasure meeting you, Justin.
13:09Ron's family was always so nice to me.
13:11And when we broke up, I lost them, too.
13:14It was hard.
13:15Hey.
13:15How are you?
13:16Nice to see you.
13:19You guys look exactly the same.
13:21I can't even.
13:22Oh, my God.
13:23You do, too.
13:24This is Justin.
13:25This is Ron's dad.
13:27I think that, honestly, the awkwardness between me and Sam, little by little, it's starting
13:32to go away.
13:33The memorabilia is hysterical.
13:35I know.
13:35It's so good.
13:36The note.
13:36I know.
13:37She pulled it out yesterday.
13:39She pulled it out.
13:39Sam, I thought, yeah, the house.
13:41She's like, yeah.
13:43We're getting comfortable with being around each other again.
13:45You know, I have a baby's mom that I have to be around, so I have the training.
13:51You're coming.
13:52Please do it.
13:52I'm coming through the way.
13:53You're coming.
13:54You better be coming.
13:56You know, I'm happy for her, but I don't think that me and Sam are at that point where
13:59I can congratulate her yet.
14:02How do you know, brother?
14:02Congratulations.
14:04But I want to let them know, like, you know, I'm happy for you guys.
14:07This is why we didn't end up together, because I couldn't give this to her.
14:11So I'm actually happy that she got what she wanted.
14:13I want to make it to her.
14:13I want to make it to her.
14:14Come on.
14:22In italiano.
14:23There is so much Italian food here.
14:28They have the stretch, the mozzarella guys, the porterhouse party guys.
14:32I love it.
14:33God damn, that's delicious.
14:34Oh, wow.
14:35The beach is good.
14:36I don't want to eat everything.
14:37Oh, my God.
14:38I am in heaven right now.
14:40We got a full mouth shot.
14:41Let's go.
14:49Cheers.
14:50Cheers.
14:51Where are the babies?
14:52They're too little.
14:53We'll bring them.
14:54He's in his glory here.
14:57Well, he said he's thinking about a fourth.
14:59Okay.
15:00Right now, the answer is no.
15:02Right now, we're having some really good mommy and daddy time, and we'll see what happens.
15:06I love being a dad, and I'm really hoping for baby number four.
15:12So, now I have IUD, so I can't make a quick decision.
15:15You know what I mean?
15:16Yeah.
15:16Let's see if you just have fun and not wait.
15:17Yeah, then it's good.
15:18Unfortunately, I just don't think it's possible right now.
15:22He'll find me in that one millisecond moment and take an image of that.
15:25Oh, my God.
15:26I have the safety guard.
15:28That happens to me always.
15:30Oh, my God.
15:31Yeah.
15:31Hey, everybody.
15:33Can you please take your seats so we get this thing started here?
15:35You're about to see a ward show like no other, guys.
15:39If you guys give me a f***ing answer, ward, I'm going to call you guys up.
15:46Live from the Seaside Heights, New Jersey, at the fabulous Shore Store,
15:52we're here currently serving a two-for-one special, everybody.
15:56It's the Jersey Shore Ward Show.
16:00It's finally happening.
16:01We have been busting our asses and killing brain cells for 15 years.
16:06We deserve awards.
16:07For the first time ever, we have all nine cast members here at the Shore Store on time, ready to do this.
16:14So grab a slice, pour yourself a glass of ron-ron juice, and enjoy.
16:19And now, your host, he is raised in Queens, had a shore house, but a fancy one,
16:25and flew all the way from Hollywood to be here tonight.
16:28Two-time Emmy-nominated Independent Spirit Award winner,
16:33Big Nick Totoro, a.k.a.
16:36Nicky Red Sauce.
16:37I'm a fan of Nick Totoro, loved him in Blue Bloods, his brother.
16:50John Totoro is one of my favorite actors, and unlike us, Nick's actually been nominated for an Emmy.
16:57What an accomplishment.
16:5815 years to the day you graced our television sets for the first time.
17:02You taught the world what GTL was.
17:05You showed us what a chooch was.
17:07You guys were orange before being orange was cool.
17:11The Oscars, the Emmys, Grammys, Espy's, Razzies, CMA's, and Tony's have yet to recognize you,
17:17which we, quite frankly, think is bull****.
17:20Yeah!
17:22So tonight, we celebrate you.
17:24Welcome to the Jersey Shore Awards, as we like to say, the JSAs.
17:29Yeah!
17:32Over the last 15 years, there's been a lot of amazing moments in JSAs history.
17:38So this award goes to the biggest, oh my God moment on the show.
17:42Oh!
17:43Oh!
17:44Oh!
17:45The nominees are Angelina, period.
17:48Oh!
17:50I sharted in my pants.
17:53I don't know what you're talking about.
17:55It was like, period.
17:57You want to see my pants right now?
17:59No!
17:59I'm eating, I'm eating.
18:04What the f*** is that?
18:05You don't want to know.
18:06You don't want to know.
18:07All right, Nicole.
18:09Shut up.
18:09Crescent into the Italian police.
18:12Slow down.
18:13Oh my God!
18:15F***!
18:16We hit the car.
18:17F*** me.
18:19Oh!
18:20Sammy coming back.
18:23Hey guys, sorry I'm late.
18:24Three.
18:27Three.
18:29Surprise!
18:30What the f***?
18:35Chicken cutlet in the hot tub.
18:37What's this?
18:38All the guys saw playing cash with this girl's fake boob.
18:42Looks like a chicken cutlet.
18:44Yo, put that on the grill.
18:46The winner of the JSA is...
18:50The sweetest bitch is back!
18:52Jelly!
18:53This is the first JSA award for Sammy's sweetheart, who came back only because Angelina asked her,
19:02and not because she was on the show during the original six seasons.
19:06Oh, I can cry right now.
19:08I really felt like a part of me was missing when I left, and I just feel like, I feel like
19:12I'm at home right now with my family, and I love you all so much, and I'm so happy to
19:16be back and party with you all.
19:18Love you too, Sammy!
19:19Yeah, whatever.
19:21I should have also gotten an award, like, you know, the person that actually got Sammy
19:25to come back is me.
19:27Just saying.
19:27Thank God it wasn't me this year.
19:30Change that channel and get your ass beat, or you can change that channel and get your
19:34ass beat.
19:34The Jersey Shore Awards will be right back.
19:37We've got a situation.
19:40It's the Jersey Shore Awards with your host, Nick Turturro.
19:43One thing I know is you guys like to fuck with each other over the years with all your
19:48pranks.
19:49The next JSA is for the best prank, and the nominees are Dino with the dead body prank.
19:55Guys, what is in there?
19:57Somebody's just floating.
19:58Oh, my God!
19:59This is going way better than I thought.
20:07Paulia with an alien prank.
20:09Wait, is this like a real thing?
20:16Are you kidding?
20:17I need to go home.
20:18Dina, compose your ass out.
20:20I don't know if you said my kid.
20:22I don't have a ass out.
20:23It's a prank!
20:27Mike with the meatballs to the city prank.
20:30Is this a Cadillac?
20:31How fancy?
20:33Snooks and Dina were going to Jenks, so I called the taxi up.
20:36I'm like, listen, it's a surprise.
20:38Let's just take them to Times Square.
20:40It's only a state here, you know what I'm talking about?
20:45And the winner of the JSA is...
20:49Paulia with an alien prank.
20:54This is Paulie Delvecchio's first JSA win.
20:57His prank war championships have included creating a fake residence,
21:01transforming former cast members into dolls,
21:03and turning a house inside out.
21:06It's all right for the pranks, but they keep coming,
21:08and the next one is in today.
21:11Thank God.
21:12Thank you, guys.
21:15The alien prank was one of the greatest pranks of all time.
21:19It was so lit that it had, like, safety issues,
21:21because the meatballs almost had a heart attack.
21:23Being a Guido takes a lot of time,
21:29and because of that, sometimes Guidos are the most punctual people.
21:33The nominees for most likely to be late are...
21:36Oh, my lady!
21:40Angelina in Miami.
21:41We got to go.
21:42Everyone's in the suite.
21:43What should I wear?
21:44You don't even have an outfit picked out.
21:46Angelina.
21:49Angelina in Tucson.
21:50Come on, Hinge.
21:51We're missing out on all the fun.
21:52I can give two.
21:54Angelina in Jersey.
21:56She's not here.
21:57I work on my own time.
21:58It's called Angelina time, so, yeah.
22:02Angelina in Jamaica.
22:04Angelina in the Poconos.
22:06Angelina in her own house.
22:10GSA goes to...
22:12Who is it?
22:13Who is it?
22:14Angelina by Lancemine.
22:16This is Angelina's first JSA win.
22:21Whether it's bartending, recording sessions, or airplane departures,
22:24Angelina's been doing great things just a little bit later than everybody else since 2009.
22:30I'm sorry about me, but I'm not going to change.
22:33Woo!
22:35I worked for this award.
22:36It's like I didn't really work, but I worked my ass off for it to be that late,
22:40and no one is ever going to take this from me.
22:42Congratulations.
22:43Guido's are very emotional.
22:50Oh, God.
22:51Very passionate.
22:53They wear their hearts in their sleeves.
22:54That's a big honor, dear.
22:56For the next award, we are honoring the most emotional Guido.
23:00Oh, God.
23:01And the nominees are...
23:02The girls when Sammy came back.
23:04Aw.
23:05Nicole and Dina during the alien prank.
23:08Woo!
23:09Ronnie every season on the shore.
23:12Yay!
23:12Here I am.
23:15Same crying-ass bitch Ronnie.
23:17Oh, my God.
23:23It hurts.
23:23Woo!
23:25And JSA goes too!
23:27Forgot about it.
23:27That's Ronnie!
23:28Woo!
23:29This is the first JSA for Ronnie Magro.
23:33His questionable decisions to give bathroom tours, take road trips to Secaucus, and to fall in love at the Jersey Shore have provided big feelings for Jersey Shore and TNZ for over 15 years.
23:45Uh, for the tears, I want to thank my mother.
23:48Aw.
23:49Thank you, Mom.
23:50Taught me very well.
23:51Love you guys.
23:52And, uh, 15 years of crying, uh, got me here.
23:55Don't go anywhere or Ronnie will come at you, bro.
24:00The Jersey Shore Awards will continue after these messages.
24:04Welcome back to the first ever Jersey Shore Awards.
24:08Here are some of the Emmys, um, I mean, ASAs that you missed during the commercial break.
24:14Screw parties hard, but they fight even harder.
24:17The winner of the biggest blow-up JSA is Mike versus the wall.
24:20Wow, I finally beat the wall.
24:27We did it!
24:28Oh!
24:29The next candidate, Anna is the best writer on the show.
24:33Jenny and Nicole with the note!
24:35Yeah!
24:36Ron put his head between a cocktail waitress's press swing.
24:42I guess we just found out who wrote the note.
24:44See?
24:44It wasn't me.
24:45This award goes to the best event planner on the shore, Dina Doug.
24:50Today, we're doing the scavenger hunt.
24:53Look at home.
24:54I'm done.
24:55If I ask you to wear T-shirts, just wear the T-shirt.
25:00And now, back to the show.
25:03I don't know what's in the water out there or the pizza,
25:06but this one city has produced three Jersey Showcast members.
25:10The award is for the best thing to come out of Staten Island.
25:13Oh!
25:14The nominees are Mike, who was born and raised on the island.
25:17People forget.
25:18Angelina, the so-proclaimed Kim Kardashian of Staten Island.
25:22And her neighbor, Vinny Guadagnino.
25:26As the JSA goes to...
25:29Has to be me.
25:31Everyone's favorite uncle, Nino!
25:36Are you kidding me?
25:38He wasn't even on the list.
25:40This is Uncle Nino's first Jersey Shore award.
25:43Despite never being nominated, he has more JSA wins
25:47than his nephew, Vinny Guadagnino.
25:49Hey, what's up, dude?
25:51Care him up, kids.
25:5215 years.
25:53I'm sure the show is the best season of my life.
25:55Aw.
25:56Angelina, this is at night in Miami.
25:58And then she goes in.
25:59Hey, my dad's here!
26:01He's so .
26:02Play the music.
26:03Congratulations, you're welcome.
26:07Yay!
26:09Wait, wait.
26:10It was a joke.
26:11Paradise, I'm in heaven.
26:13We hung out in a jacuzzi laughing.
26:18You think I would do anything?
26:20Yeah.
26:22Nothing like your 10-year-old putting you in your place.
26:26The next JSA is one of the most competitive awards
26:29we'll be giving out tonight.
26:30The competition is stiff.
26:32This award goes to the biggest chooch moment
26:34in JSA's history.
26:36And the nominees are Vinny in New Orleans,
26:40Vinny in San Diego, Vinny in the Poconos,
26:42Vinny in Las Vegas, Vinny in Miami,
26:45Vinny in LA, Vinny in Foxwood,
26:48Vinny in Manhattan.
26:49Vinny, Jersey season one.
26:51The whole season?
26:52The JSA goes to...
26:54Who is it?
26:55Vinny!
26:56Vinny!
26:56Vinny!
26:57And only in Foxwood!
26:58I love it!
26:59Let's go, Vinny!
27:00I know it!
27:01This is Vinny's first JSA win
27:04and most likely the last time we ever recognize him
27:07for his contributions to the Jersey Shore.
27:10What a chooch.
27:12It's a great honor to be here.
27:13I called it!
27:14I prepared a little speech.
27:22All right, guys.
27:23Have a good night.
27:25Chooch!
27:26I do appreciate winning an award,
27:28but I'm not a chooch.
27:30We can't take him anywhere!
27:32He's jumping out like a bunny.
27:34Come on, they do a backflip.
27:35Tiki-taki, tiki-taki!
27:37My boyfriend hurt his leg stripping.
27:39Okay.
27:40Vinny!
27:41We're all a chooch.
27:45And now, this award honors true love.
27:49Love that is passionate.
27:50Love that is pure.
27:51This is for the best couple in JSA history.
27:54Mike and Lauren.
27:56Hey!
27:59Tina and Chris.
28:00Woo-hoo!
28:02Foley and Nikki.
28:03Hey!
28:04Jenny and Zach.
28:06Hey!
28:07Angelina and Vinny.
28:09Please, come go to bed.
28:11I don't want to go down that road.
28:12Why are you so scared?
28:13Come on!
28:14Make me feel like dead sexy in the lap dance.
28:16Okay.
28:17Oh, damn!
28:18Oh, my God!
28:19Now that's how you get pink eyes!
28:21Oh!
28:22Yeah!
28:23That's a good one.
28:24And the winner to the best couple, JSA goes to Angelina and Vinny!
28:32Yeah!
28:33Yeah!
28:34I know we all love when I see it.
28:38That award should be won.
28:40I don't think I was the right Vinny.
28:43But thank you.
28:46Hug or something.
28:47All right, goodbye.
28:48You should date me!
28:49I don't have anything.
28:50Thank you, bitch.
28:51Wait, wait, wait.
28:52Did she say date me?
28:53She said spank me.
28:54Best couple with Vinny, I love this award.
28:57And I got two of them because Vinny left it behind,
28:59so I still have it in my house, mother .
29:01Thanks, Vin.
29:02Staten Island love is different.
29:04Our final award is for the most memorable confessional.
29:09Oh!
29:10The confessional is a place for people to unwind,
29:13spill tea, bring their one-night stand,
29:15cry hysterically, and even eat ham.
29:18Oh, .
29:20Let's talk like this, Louie.
29:22Why, hello.
29:23I like Mike because he's spontaneous.
29:27Oh!
29:28Just fighting with your hair.
29:30Woo!
29:31Merp, merp, merp, merp, merp.
29:33Yay!
29:35What was it here?
29:37Spiral Squad, clocking in again.
29:43I'm swimming.
29:44We do not stereotype Italians.
29:46Italians are good people.
29:47Now get the out of here!
29:53The JSA for the most memorable confessional winner's team.
29:56F*** it!
29:57You're all winning!
29:58Come on!
29:59Let's go!
30:00Woo!
30:03Team over on what?
30:04Ha-ha!
30:05Happy 15 years and many more!
30:07Yay!
30:08Yay!
30:09Thank you for watching the Jersey Shore Awards.
30:12We'll see you again next year at the JSAs.
30:15Or the Emmys.
30:16You know, whichever's first.
30:18He's 15 years and many more!
30:20DJ, spin that f***!
30:22Let's rock this house!
30:24Come on!
30:25Everybody on the dance floor,
30:26wanna see some of those moves, Ryan!
30:28I thought it, I thought it, I thought on you like it!
30:32The award show is epic,
30:34but we can't end this party without beating the beat-up.
30:4115 years ago, I was just a poor kid from Staten Island
30:44and this show has changed my whole family's life.
30:47Hi!
30:48What the f***?
30:49Let's go, let's go, get out of there.
30:51I hope this lasts forever and who knows,
30:53maybe I'll have a girlfriend by next vacation.
30:55I mean, I feel like at this point, Paula fits the role of Vinny's girlfriend.
31:10So if we could find Paula a nice guy, then Paula will be too busy to take care of Vinny.
31:16So then that'll force Vinny to get a wife.
31:19But I'm older now, so...
31:21It doesn't matter how old you are.
31:23It doesn't matter.
31:24You are beautiful.
31:25Listen, there's still men your age that are looking old.
31:28Yeah, a lot of lonely men out there.
31:30Yeah, my mom now has an amazing boyfriend.
31:33Really?
31:34And she's living with him.
31:35What I think we should do is go out and dance, meet some men.
31:38Okay.
31:39Are you down to GiselaCon?
31:40I'm older.
31:41I'll tell Vinny.
31:42Don't tell Vinny.
31:43We're not telling Vinny.
31:44No, you can't tell Vinny.
31:45No, we can't tell Vinny.
31:46Vinny might just own us.
31:48Break this up.
31:49No, we're taking her out.
31:50You're not going anywhere.
31:51What?
31:52They're a bad influence.
31:53No, we're not.
31:54Dina, you're wrecked right now.
31:57That's the real deal.
31:58kids don't know.
32:00Good.
32:01How are you doing?
32:02How are you doing, man?
32:03Good, man.
32:04Good, man.
32:05How long time no tea?
32:0615 years, man.
32:07Yes, sir.
32:0815 years.
32:09You believe it?
32:10Shed in like a cat.
32:11I'm feeling some oral tonight.
32:12Bye, guys.
32:13Leaving?
32:14See ya.
32:15Have a busy day tomorrow.
32:16This 15-year anniversary party was truly epic, but I have to get out of here.
32:21I have my transfer early tomorrow morning to hopefully get pregnant.
32:24Bye, mama.
32:25Girls.
32:27I'll keep you guys posted.
32:28I'll keep you posted.
32:29Justin.
32:30This will be my third time doing this, and I'm so scared and so nervous that it's not
32:35going to happen again.
32:37It's just a sad thing.
32:40Okay, you ready?
32:42I'm just praying for a positive outcome.
32:43In 15 years, what did you think the meatballs would be doing?
32:55I thought you guys would be dead broke, probably on like your second, third, fourth marriage.
32:59I never thought you'd have a successful life, perfect like you guys have.
33:02Well, I'm glad we proved you wrong, bitch.
33:04I mean, honestly, it's been a great year.
33:06I think my biggest moment of growth was getting to know my birth mom.
33:11She said, I never forget about you, and I love you.
33:15I'm happy that I got to reach out to her and give her peace, knowing that I have great
33:20parents and a great life, and I definitely want to reach out again.
33:24I want a picture with my dad.
33:25Oh, yeah.
33:26Let me get him.
33:27My biggest moment of growth was my movie premiere.
33:30I never thought that this would be possible, and I did it all on my own.
33:35I don't want this to be a one and done.
33:37I want this to be my beginning.
33:3940 regular?
33:40I know.
33:41It doesn't fit me.
33:42I know.
33:43I know.
33:44I'm just grateful for all my experience.
33:45Well, not all my experiences.
33:48Let's back it up.
33:50Fix it, Kyle.
33:51I know.
33:52It's not even my jacket.
33:53Being here tonight has been a blessing and a dream.
33:56A couple of years ago, I had to set the way for a little bit to focus on myself,
34:00focus on my daughter and my mental health.
34:02I'm very grateful for all of this.
34:04It feels great to be back, and I hope we can do it for another 15 years.
34:07I've taken my shirt.
34:09I've been through a lot this year.
34:11I lost Peanut, and 2.0 and I had a messy breakup, but I've been working hard on myself.
34:16Going to therapy and, you know, admitting my stuff.
34:19It's going to be a long road ahead, but I'm looking forward to the future.
34:23Thanks, Fanny.
34:24What's a grenade whistle?
34:25This past year with Nikki has been great.
34:28Experiencing Nikki's culture and meeting her friends and family actually made the bond that
34:33Nikki and I have even stronger.
34:34Yo, let me get in, fam.
34:36So much has happened to me over the last 15 years.
34:39You guys have seen me grow up from a young, wild kid to now a sober dad, a devoted husband.
34:48It has been such an amazing ride, and we're just getting started.
34:53So stay tuned.
34:54Let's go!
34:56Take my weight, bless me.
35:00Look at my socks.
35:01Knock me up, doc.
35:03If this doesn't work, I don't know if I'm strong enough.
35:05I cannot believe this is happening again.
35:08It's just so sad.
35:15Transferred.
35:17Just wait till you see my shirt.
35:19This is my transfer condition.
35:21I feel like this is very Dana of me.
35:24So it is transfer day, and I'm so excited.
35:27Like, here's another chance to hopefully get pregnant.
35:30Look at my socks.
35:31Knock me up, doc.
35:33Like, these are my lucky transfer day socks.
35:35I want to do everything for good luck that I possibly can.
35:38And then I'm wearing the special things that your coworker gave you.
35:42Very good luck, she said.
35:43You don't wear it close to your heart.
35:44Is that it?
35:45I'm just going to put it in my sports bra.
35:46Is that it?
35:47Yes.
35:48Okay.
35:49I'm a freaking souvenir of good luck, but I don't care.
35:51I just want all the luck around me that I possibly can have.
35:53I hope she don't care that these aren't my boobs right now.
35:55No, thank you.
35:56Okay.
35:57Okay.
35:58This wasn't what I thought it would be.
36:04The clouds rolled in.
36:09I got lost out at sea.
36:12Are you excited?
36:14I'm nervous.
36:15I'm freaking out.
36:16Nervous?
36:17Yeah.
36:18I cannot believe this is happening again.
36:21This is my third transfer.
36:24First transfer I had, I ended up getting pregnant, but obviously had a miscarriage.
36:28Second transfer, I didn't even get pregnant.
36:31So it's like, you just, you don't know.
36:34I just am like scared for the results.
36:38I hope I can handle it.
36:40That's like the worst part, thinking about that.
36:43You know what?
36:45Finding out.
36:46I know people that go on through their fourth, their fifth, their sixth, their seventh transfer,
36:50and I'm just like, how do you do it?
36:52Because mentally, I don't know if I'm strong enough to handle the negative pregnancy test again.
36:59Just, I don't know how people do this all the time.
37:07Like, it's so hard.
37:11Ugh, I'm just so hopeful that it all works out.
37:16I'm also very scared to go through this again.
37:20Before, I just feel like it's very overwhelming.
37:24The what ifs, the unknown.
37:26If this isn't successful, I really have to sit down with Justin,
37:29and we have to decide what our next steps are going to be.
37:32Like, I'm getting older, so it's like, how many more egg retrievals can I do?
37:36How many more eggs can I produce?
37:38Maybe I'm not able to carry a baby.
37:40It's just so sad.
37:42Oh, man.
37:43You're all right.
37:45If this doesn't work, I know Justin will love me anyway,
37:49but I really want to give him a baby.
37:51He would be an amazing dad, and he deserves to have a family just like me.
37:56Yeah.
37:59Sam.
38:00What?
38:01Back of the truck.
38:03Trust the process.
38:05Why would that be on the back of it?
38:09It's just sad.
38:12I just hope it all works.
38:13It'll work.
38:14Baby.
38:15You just gotta think positive.
38:16Good things more.
38:18Trust the process, Sam.
38:20Let us cry.
38:21This could be the day of brand new life.
38:22Gonna lay it on the lies.
38:23Gonna lay it on the lies.
38:24Gonna lay it on the lies.
38:25Brody?
38:26Yeah.
38:27Yes.
38:28Go and turn your back now.
38:29Gonna lay it on the lies.
38:33Gonna lay it on the lies.
38:34Gonna lay it on the lies.
38:37Ready?
38:38Yes, yes.
38:39No, you're not now.
38:52We've turned 15 minutes of fame into 15 years.
38:55And the story continues.
38:57Get ready to get ready!
39:01Are you ready?
39:05Are you ready?
39:08Monday!
39:09Get up!
39:10I'm here!
39:11We are going back to school.
39:13Welcome to Harvard.
39:14Interesting time.
39:15You guys are late.
39:16We're hungover.
39:17Give us a break.
39:18I don't like school.
39:19I'm good.
39:21I have this amazing secret.
39:22I actually just want to say, I'm pregnant.
39:30So, I'm late.
39:31Hurry.
39:32We're pregnant!
39:34And Justin's the father.
39:35You got to be a part of her gender reveal.
39:38I don't even have to get her pregnant.
39:39Oh, wow.
39:40This family is messy.
39:41What is happening?
39:43Don't tell anybody.
39:44Nobody's business but mine.
39:46You're spiraling.
39:47You've become a bougie little .
39:49Who the is that?
39:51Whoa!
39:52Whoa!
39:53Nobody messes with my family.
39:55Oh, God.
39:56Sam's wedding's coming up.
39:58Oh, my God.
40:00Oh, this is a dress.
40:02He's getting married on this man's 40th birthday.
40:05I'm crashing the wedding.
40:06Ronnie, don't this up.
40:07No.
40:08I think I've been waiting all my life for this, guys.
40:13Feels like I'm in the human centipede.
40:15About to swallow it whole.
40:16Oh.
40:17Oh, my God.
40:18Oh!
40:19What the?
40:20We got the keys to the city, baby.
40:22But wait.
40:23There's more.
40:24Oh, Nikki, you want kids?
40:25I do.
40:26But what's Pauly said?
40:27I don't know.
40:28Have you asked Pauly?
40:29Oh, wow.
40:30Wait.
40:31Did you take a pregnancy test?
40:32No.
40:33There's no way.
40:34But you're pregnant.
40:35I have chills.
40:36No.
40:39Holy .
40:40Holy .
40:41We'll be pregnant together.
40:42What the ?
40:48All right, it's time for the fight.
40:50All right, we got it, bitch.
40:51Excuse you.
40:52What the was that?
40:53So, Ron, what do you think about the note?
40:56Just have to fight it out.
40:57That's all.
40:58Wait.
40:59Hold on.
41:00I don't think it's something to be laughing about.
41:01Oh!
41:02We have a very special guest in the building today.
41:06Oh!
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