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00:00What a hell, so hard!
00:05Thank you for letting us be ourselves
00:07So don't mind me if I repeat myself
00:09These simple lines be good for your health
00:11You keep them crime rhymes on the shelf
00:13Live love life like you just don't care
00:16Five thousand leaders never scared
00:19Ranging noise is the moment they fear
00:21Get up, still a beautiful idea
00:23Get up, throw your hands in the head
00:26Get up, get up, get up, get up
00:28Get up, get up, get up, get up
00:30Get up, get up, get up, get up
00:32Get up, get up, get up
00:34Because we're going to never want to lose
00:36God!
00:38Thank you!
00:40Light the fuse, stand well back
00:42and hope to God you don't lose any of your remaining fingers
00:44It's Friday, we're live
00:46and it's time for the last leg
00:48Tonight on the show, the Chancellor rips up the manifesto
00:52A newcomer cuts through in New York
00:55And we have a crack at the new John Lewis ad
00:58Plus we'll be joined by social media star GK Barry
01:01Comedian Judy Love
01:02And leader of the Green Party, Zach Polanski
01:05On the show that breaks down the news of the week
01:08G'day!
01:20Hello, I'm Adam Hills
01:22Welcome to The Last Leg, the show that thinks
01:24that now thinks Alan is the dodgiest car since Tesla
01:27With me as always are the pride of Dartmoor, Josh Whittacombe
01:30and the man who thought Wandsworth was a bargain shop in Harry Potter, Alex Brooker
01:33Look we've got loads of news to cover tonight but we're normally covering awkward disability moments on this show
01:45And this week Josh posted one of his own after a gig
01:48Have a look at this
01:50Just come off at half time in London, no
01:53I need to tell someone this
01:55The first thing I did was I came on
01:58Asked a guy in the front row his name
02:00And he didn't respond
02:01I thought that's rude
02:02So I asked him again and he didn't respond
02:04And then his wife pointed at his stick
02:07And he is blind
02:09I think you've got to blame the wife, haven't you?
02:24I don't think you should feel embarrassed about that
02:28Because that bloke was sitting there thinking
02:30Why have they taken me to see Zippy?
02:32You can't just not ask someone their name for fear they'll be blind
02:39That's no way to live your life
02:41Though I have now got a policy of not saying hello to dog walkers
02:44I just don't
02:45I thought you were going to say not saying hello to disabled people
02:49I ignored both of you when I turned up today
02:51I ignore the disabled
02:53Yeah, that's the thing that happens all the time though
02:55Like I've seen that happen
02:56I was once at a gig where a blind guy in the audience got really angry with the comedian on stage
03:01And got up out of his seat and started shouting at him
03:04But because he was blind he was shouting at where the voice was coming from
03:07So he was actually shouting at a speaker
03:12The comedian was on stage 20 feet to his left going
03:14I'm over here you dickhead
03:17Was that comedian you?
03:19It was not
03:20And look Josh isn't the only person this has happened to
03:22So we called on our blind correspondent comedian Chris McCausland
03:25To give us a few tips on how to spot a blind person in the audience
03:29I've just got a few little pointers for you
03:32So you can avoid it happening again in the future
03:35First of all look out for dogs on white sticks
03:37That is the main giveaway
03:38You really should have picked up on that one Josh
03:40Failing that
03:41Anybody brandishing a tuning fork
03:43That can be a giveaway
03:44As you know us blind people
03:46We do love tuning the piano
03:48We usually always got one with us
03:50Just in case I've left mine at home today
03:52But you get the point
03:53Anybody wearing sunglasses indoors
03:56That can be a major giveaway
03:58Unless it is Bono
03:59Now I must stress
04:01You do need to check that it isn't Bono
04:03And finally
04:04You know
04:05Many of us blind gentlemen
04:07We do have abnormally large penises
04:11So I would urge you to check the bulge
04:13It can be a giveaway
04:15Anyway
04:17Now we are live on your telly right now
04:28So you can send us any questions you want to ask us about the news
04:31Message us on Instagram with the hashtag is it ok
04:33Whatsapp the number is 07956175908
04:37Or you can scan the QR code on your screen
04:40In particular
04:41We'd like some questions tonight
04:43To throw at the leader of the Green Party
04:44Zach Polanski
04:45When he appears on the show in a little bit
04:47It's like
04:48It's like Prime Minister's questions
04:49But on Whatsapp
04:50DMQs
04:51For example
04:53Someone called Sheik has already asked us
04:54Zach
04:55What seasoning do you recommend eating the rich with?
04:58Ooh
04:59Ooh
05:00And Harry said
05:01Would you rather fight one horse sized duck
05:03Or a hundred duck sized horses?
05:05Alright
05:06That's the hard hitting questions
05:07We're going to get later in the show
05:08Look on to the big stories now
05:10Trevor said
05:11Is it ok that Rachel Reeves
05:12Is going to break the Labor manifesto promise
05:14Of no tax rises again?
05:16So
05:17This week the Chancellor gave a long speech
05:19Preparing us all for the budget
05:20Which isn't for another three weeks yet
05:22Like it was basically a soft launch
05:24Like when celebrities are slowly getting the public
05:26Adjusted to their relationship
05:27You know like when Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau
05:29Did this in what looks like an obviously staged shot on a boat
05:33I mean this week Rachel Reeves
05:34Kinda did the same thing but without the photos
05:36Which is a shame
05:37I really wanted to see this
05:40By the way the red box is not wearing a swimming costume in that photo
05:44And if it was it would be called a budget smuggler
05:47Oh that is great stuff
05:50Now the budget
05:51That is absolutely my kind of humour
05:55That on the Australian version is going to rip it
05:58Yeah
05:59Look the budget isn't for a couple of weeks
06:01So why is she doing this now?
06:03I think she's kind of testing
06:05She's kind of testing the waters
06:07Yep
06:08See how we react to it
06:09You know kind of like if you've ever had a conversation
06:11With your other half and you try and test the waters
06:13And you just kind of throw something in in conversation
06:15So be like oh how's your day at work
06:17By the way I was thinking of going to Bruges with my mates for four days
06:19But how was your day at work anyway
06:20So did you say
06:21Did you mention
06:22Did you mention Bruges?
06:23I didn't
06:24Did you say Bruges?
06:25I didn't
06:26I didn't mention raising taxes
06:27Did you say?
06:28Is this based on something personal?
06:30I'm going to Bruges for four days in December
06:32By the way that's for you lot because it's when we're on this show
06:37Is Rachel Reeves making the budget sound worse than it actually is going to be?
06:41Do you think she's painting a worst case scenario?
06:43Yeah, I think so
06:44But I think she should have just gone further
06:46You just go
06:47I've heard rumours income tax is going to be 99%
06:50I've heard rumours that you know
06:53I'm going to put 2p on a Cadbury's cream egg
06:55And then when she doesn't
06:56Or
06:57Someone was genuinely angry there
06:59Or she could have just got Alan Carr to say
07:03There's going to be no tax rises but then giggle
07:07Opposition leader Kemi Badenoch described Reeves' speech as a waffle bomb
07:11Which by the way, one of my top five bombs
07:14It goes waffle, bath, photo, dive
07:17And the one you get when Miriam Margulies is on the show
07:19The sea bomb
07:21Tom Jones is watching this guy
07:23And I can't believe he's not gone with sex bombers
07:25God!
07:27He's gutted!
07:29If only Kemi Badenoch had described as a sex bomb
07:33The Sun published this exposing list of 15 reasons Reeves gave for why tough decisions might have to be made in the budget
07:40And then pointed out she didn't take any responsibility herself
07:43I don't know if you can read all of those
07:45It reads like the rejected lyrics from a shaggy song
07:47Tory XPM Liz Truss
07:49It wasn't Reeves
07:51Ex-Chancellor Quasi
07:52It wasn't Reeves
07:53Come on all together now
07:55Rishi Soon acts black hole
07:57It wasn't Reeves
07:58Donald Trump and his tariffs
08:00It wasn't Reeves
08:01Now the problem faced by
08:03The problem faced by
08:05Someone described this show recently as like pest them with knob gags
08:08And I don't even think we're that good
08:10The problem faced by Rachel Reeves is that a lot of Britain's public services need funding
08:15Especially prisons
08:16So this week two more prisoners were accidentally released from jail
08:19Prompting the majority of the British public to utter this iconic line
08:22You're joking
08:24Not another one?
08:26I'm going to say prison escapes are getting a lot easier these days
08:33I don't think the Shawshank Redemption would have been as good a film
08:36If Andy Dufresne had like tunneled out, swum through shit
08:39And then Red just walked past on an admin error
08:42You know it's like yeah they wrote Ted, I'm free
08:44People wondering why on Andy Dufresne's cell wall he's just got a sexy picture of David Lammy
08:49I think that because it's underfunded
08:52My theory is they've started having substitute prison officers
08:56Like when you have substitute teachers at school
08:58And they're bullshitting them
08:59Like we did
09:00So they're turning around
09:01All the prisoners are turning around to the substitute prison officers
09:03And going no no no no
09:04They normally let us serve our sentence in the park if it's a nice day
09:09You know like one in one out at a club
09:12I think they should operate a one out one in policy
09:14So whenever someone's accidentally released from prison
09:17We just accidentally put a random person in prison
09:20David Lammy stepped in for Keir Starmer this week
09:24And we now need to update this button
09:26It's not been a great week for the Deputy Prime Minister
09:30He forgot to wear a poppy for Remembrance Day
09:34I mean the clue's in the name Dave
09:36He had to be handed one by a backbencher
09:38He then claimed it was because he bought a new suit that morning
09:41And had forgotten to transfer the poppy from his old suit
09:43But then one of his aides said he actually bought the suit the previous week
09:47See I think I know what's happened
09:49Yeah
09:50So David Lammy he's down the tailors
09:51He's on the phone to work
09:53He's looking down at the chairs going no just let them out
09:55No let you gotta
09:56You gotta let them out a bit and then there you go
10:00That's the problem
10:01I think it's very unfair
10:03That so basically what's happened
10:06Is David Lammy's forgotten to put a poppy on a suit
10:09Yeah
10:10And then he said well and then so people had a go at him
10:13Yeah
10:14And then he said January I bought the suit that day
10:16And then people said what the fuck are you doing?
10:19Buying a suit on the day you do your first ever PMQs and someone's been released from prison
10:24Yeah
10:25And then his aides have said he didn't buy it that day at all
10:28Haven't they?
10:29Yeah
10:30Yeah
10:31So he can't win
10:32I'm just saying it's unfair
10:33He'll see
10:34I'm just
10:35I'm just
10:36Why is he at Moss Bros?
10:38The morning of fucking PMQs
10:42Like
10:43That is not how you operate
10:45They're looking at him going you're on stage in an hour and a half
10:48Why is he at Moss Bros?
10:51And they're like you've left your poppy he's like too late I'm going to the Houses of Parliament
10:56He then evaded multiple questions about the prisoner releases and decided not to return to make a statement about it
11:02After reportedly being advised by colleagues it would be career suicide
11:06You know you've had a bad first day on the job when you leave the room say oh I might duck back for a sec
11:11And your colleagues go no that would be career suicide
11:13Well you know why he didn't go back oh sorry
11:15No no no go go go
11:16Well the reason he didn't go back
11:17Yep
11:18He had to go and settle his bill at Moss Bros
11:21Career suicides like that's a political equivalent of saying I'd give that five minutes if I were you
11:25By the way I can't believe they went with career suicide and not like a lamby to the slaughter
11:30I think we're doing lamby puns can I offer on the suit a mutton dress I can't offer
11:37I think like things are just going so badly
11:42Yep
11:43For Labour aren't they it's going so badly
11:45That I've heard that Keir Starmer is going to be that United like that United fan
11:49And he said that he's he's not going to have a haircut until they go five days without fucking up
11:53I mean this is what I think he looks like at the moment
12:01So look why is all this happening prisons were already under strain when Labour came into power
12:04So they brought in an early release scheme to ease the pressure
12:07Yep
12:08Now unfortunately the system can't cope with the amount of people being released
12:11And as you can see from this helpful graph
12:13Accidental prison releases have gone through the roof
12:16Although some of them walked out the doors and a few climbed over the wall
12:19Hey!
12:20Both of the men who were released are now back in prison
12:23But yesterday one of them told ITV News he was handing himself back in
12:27And their cameras captured the moment it happened in this cheeky video
12:34There he is
12:38There's a massive irony in the fact that he's struggling to get back in
12:42Look!
12:43He goes and tries and says no that door don't work
12:46He walks back in with a cigarette and then he gets an extra year for smoking inside
12:50He looked like he was entering the big brother house
12:55Look the problems with the prison system
12:57Prison system
12:58The problems with the prison system are reflected in the health system
13:00The education system and a lot of the UK's public services
13:03That simply need more funding
13:05But how is Rachel Reeves going to pay for all this?
13:08Clearly the Chancellor's got a juggling act on her hands
13:11And a lot of eggs in her basket
13:12So what better way to demonstrate that than with an actual juggler
13:15And actual egg
13:16Thank you
13:19Thank you
13:20Hi
13:23Now
13:26The Prime Minister has placed his trust in Rachel Reeves
13:29Can I just say I'm so excited for this moment?
13:31The Prime Minister has placed his trust in Rachel Reeves to deliver a budget that balances the books
13:37But she's got to keep a whole lot of other things in hand as well
13:40Firstly
13:41She needs to find a way to fund crumbling public services
13:46But she also needs to abide by her own fiscal rules
13:49Oh my word
13:50Plus she's dealing with an economy reeling from a pandemic
13:53And a global economic crisis
13:55And she's trying to feed off threats from reform and the Greens
13:58All while trying not to break the manifesto promise of not raising taxes
14:03Problem is, if she drops just one of these
14:05Keir Starmer will end up with an egg all over his face
14:08Ah!
14:09Ah!
14:10Ah!
14:11Ah!
14:12Ah!
14:13Ah!
14:14Ah!
14:15Get them on him!
14:16Just him in the face!
14:18Oh no I'm here!
14:19Josh!
14:20Ah!
14:21Oh no!
14:22What is going on?
14:23By the way, do not lift those goggles up, I saw that episode of Biker Grove
14:41Alright, let's welcome tonight's guest, social media star GK Barry, social media star and comedian Judy Love
14:47And social media star and leader of the Green Party, Zach Polanski
14:49What am I doing? What am I doing with my life?
14:50What am I doing? What am I doing with my life?
15:12Zach, firstly I apologise for doing that in front of a vegan
15:14I was going to say
15:16Sorry
15:17Now, this is the first time you've been on the show but it's not the first time you've been at the show
15:21No, I've been in the audience twice actually in the last ten years
15:24I do
15:25I've got a warning though, a warning
15:29Yeah
15:30I was sat there laughing at the jokes, I didn't think a few years later I'd be a party leader so
15:34Yeah
15:35You want to be...
15:36Is that West Streeting over there?
15:38You want to be careful admitting that you've taken free tickets mate
15:43Oh free gear kid, don't give it back Zach
15:46You're alright, I've got to watch that trap
15:47Grace, how do you feel about Labour's week?
15:50It's been a lot, it feels a little bit like with the budget, you know when you've done bad on an exam and you go home to your parents and you go, it was so bad, I'm going to be living on the streets
16:02Yeah
16:03And then when you get like a C, it's like, oh, it wasn't too bad, you know what I mean?
16:07Yeah
16:08You try and make it seem worse than it actually is
16:10Yeah, right
16:11Judy?
16:12Yeah
16:13I mean, look, you know
16:15Tell it Judy, tell
16:17Come on, let's go
16:19They're just chatting, they're chatting, there's so much chatting there and it was, it's almost like when you go on a date with a man for the fourth time and he still don't want to commit and he's just chatting a bag of foolishness
16:31That's what it felt like, it's like, what is this? What's going on? How bad is it going to be? Are we going to get the ting or not? What's happening?
16:39I thought we were just going for dinner, Judy
16:42Well
16:43Zach, what were your thoughts on it?
16:45Well, I was going to give political analysis but they're just chatting actually, it doesn't want it
16:49No, it's just, there's always tricky decisions, aren't they? But they're tricky decisions for people in poverty, for people who are unemployed, for disabled people
16:56When are there going to be tricky decisions for multi-millionaires and billionaires and actually tax for rich?
17:00Right
17:01I mean, show me a man that's come on live TV to get some votes
17:11I think we've got a new double act, haven't we?
17:21Now look, Zach, we do want to give you a test tonight but in order to prepare for that test, I need Alex and Josh to head over there and do a couple of things
17:27Alex, put on some leathers, Josh, strap on a helmet
17:30They look determined
17:31Who's putting on leathers?
17:32Alex
17:33What kind of test is this?
17:34Well, Sky News, Sky News said that you give authentic answers and I know you like that in a politician, Judy, right?
17:41Yeah, so I'm trying to look for my question, sorry
17:44Yeah, you like an authentic answer coming from a politician
17:46Of course, I want the truth, nothing but the truth
17:49You know, I want you to bear your soul before it comes out in the newspapers a year later
17:54Do you understand what I'm saying? Like, I want you to be real with us
17:56Yeah
17:57And have some kind of connection
17:58Mmm
17:59So, so we're going to test you on that in a quick-fire Prime Ministerial press conference
18:03Let's do this
18:18So, Zach
18:20What are you doing with these mates?
18:22Sorry, sorry
18:23We're going to throw some questions at you
18:24You have to answer them without waffling
18:26Okay
18:27No, waffle bombs
18:28If you do waffle to punish you as leader of the Green Party
18:31Josh and Alex are going to rev a motorbike and release pollution into the atmosphere
18:36Wait
18:37By the way, how much does he look like the crazy frog?
18:47All right
18:48Ding ding ding ding
18:49So I'm going to start
18:50Enough already
18:52I'm going to start if you waffle they rev
18:54Here we go
18:55Jacob said
18:56With Labour reform and the Tories all attacking disabled people, how would the Greens do disability differently?
19:01Nothing about us with ours
19:02We need to make sure that disabled people are at the centre of policy around disabled people
19:06Actually, if we create better housing, if we make sure our transport is more accessible, that's good for everyone
19:11Especially disabled people
19:12Okay, well done
19:13Grace
19:14Okay
19:15Thank you
19:16Who would you cast to play climate change in a movie?
19:21Nigel Farage, he's full of hot air anyway
19:23Oh
19:24Okay
19:25Is there a horn on this?
19:26Horatio
19:27Horatio
19:28It's more stressful than question time, I'm just saying
19:31Horatio said, why is the Green Party so firmly against nuclear energy?
19:35Because Sizewell C has taken like 27 years to build, it's like creating the fax machine right now
19:40We need to invest in renewable wind and solar
19:42Alex
19:43Yeah, I've got a big one for you
19:45So, wind farms, trees, pandas, snog, marry, kill, go
19:49Snog the pandas
19:50What?
19:51What were the other ones?
19:52Wind farms, wind farms and trees
19:55So you've got to marry one and kill one
19:57Marry the pandas
19:58I don't want to kill any wind farms
20:00I don't want to kill anyone
20:01Have you ever watched porn somewhere you shouldn't by accident?
20:06Obviously
20:18Cinnabon said, many young people feel disconnected from politics
20:21What do you think are the best ways to get them more involved and have their voices heard?
20:24Yeah, stop saying we're inspired by young people
20:26Let's actually help them to get into positions of power
20:28Nice
20:29We need to invest in young people, give them the resources, the confidence and the skills
20:32To actually represent themselves
20:33Great
20:34Yes
20:35God
20:36I've got any more questions
20:37Do you think you'd be better as a traitor or a faithful?
20:40Um, Claudia Winkleman
20:44I like it when she just shouts at people
20:46I still can't believe Alan killed Paloma
20:48Kai said, could you clarify because some are confused what the Green Party's stance is on NATO
20:53Yeah, Donald Trump is an unreliable ally
20:56He's, you know, he's someone who wants to annex Greenland
20:58Yeah
20:59I want to look at a piece of diplomacy
21:01Working with our European neighbours, that's very threatening
21:03Right
21:04Have you ever sacked off a paper straw for a plastic straw, be honest?
21:10Er, no
21:11Who does that?
21:13I have
21:14Sorry
21:15We need to talk
21:16Sorry
21:17Final question from Marty
21:18Marty said, do penguins have knees?
21:20Do penguins have knees?
21:21Yeah
21:22Er, if they choose to, however they self-identify
21:25Well, that's all of us, last week for you after the break
21:30We'll try more of your questions at Zach and we'll check in on the new mayor of New York
21:35We'll see you in a little bit
21:37Welcome back to Last Leg, we're joined by GK Barry, Judy Love and leader of the Green Party, Zach Polanski
21:57People have been messaging questions for Zach
22:00Jack said, what's your go-to Tesco meal deal?
22:04Hmm, er, the vegan kind of hummus falafel thing
22:07God, I am the stereotype, aren't I?
22:09It's alright, man
22:11Someone said, has Zach ever smoked green and if so, was it organic?
22:14All I'll say is we need to legalise and regulate, we shouldn't be putting people in prison for cannabis
22:20What? Hey!
22:25Alex, you've got a question?
22:26Yeah, I've got a big one for you
22:27So, I heard the thing that, you know, years ago, years and years ago
22:31I know where this is going
22:32Well, look, there was a story that you said you could make women's boobs bigger through hypnotherapy
22:38Really?
22:39I know the thing is that you've apologised for that
22:40Can I just say, your two heads moved at such a speed?
22:43She's like, now she wants to check
22:45The big thing is, I don't need them any bigger boobs
22:47I don't need any bigger boobs
22:49Well, look, I know that was kind of exclusive to boobs, but how are you with hands?
22:54LAUGHTER
22:59Well...
23:01It's funny, because in the green room you were talking about other body parts
23:05LAUGHTER
23:06Oh!
23:08Ah!
23:10LAUGHTER
23:12LAUGHTER
23:14I think Brooke has just met his favourite politician
23:17Captain Number said, what are your thoughts going into COP30?
23:22How would our participation be different with you leading the UK?
23:24Well, we need to show global leadership, it's outrageous
23:27We've got a Prime Minister who says that he wants the greenest government ever
23:30But he's still drilling for oil and gas, opening new roads, opening new airports
23:35We also need to recognise that the Global South and countries like Jamaica
23:38That have just suffered a horrendous hurricane
23:40Amen
23:41We have a contribution to that
23:42And we need to be taxing the fossil fuel companies, the oil and gas companies
23:45And making sure we keep fossil fuels where they belong
23:47In the ground
23:48Mmm
23:49I think it's...
23:50APPLAUSE
23:51I think it's a bit presumptuous that Zach thought that question was for him rather than the rest of them
23:57LAUGHTER
23:58There are rumours that the reason Keir Starmer has gone to the COP climate summit in Brazil
24:02Is that he's worried about losing voters to you
24:04Do you think that's the reason he's gone?
24:06I think he's just gone for a break
24:08Yeah
24:09I think, I think, I think for him, hearing about how the earth is on fire
24:12Is probably better than his usual day to day, isn't it?
24:15LAUGHTER
24:16And look, I don't understand why we keep having COP summits
24:18Like, we know the planet's fucked
24:20Do we need to get together every year to confirm it?
24:22That's like me and Alex going to the doctor every six months to see if our feet are still missing
24:25Yeah
24:26And to go so far
24:28What the hell, you can't do it by Zoom
24:30What's going on?
24:31Yeah, right
24:32Yes, I find that mad to Zoom
24:33Thank you
24:34Thank you
24:35CEO of Zoom's in the audience
24:37LAUGHTER
24:38That's what, I don't understand why I don't...
24:40You know, you can do climate awareness on Zoom
24:42You can do speed awareness on Zoom, apparently
24:45I've heard
24:46LAUGHTER
24:48LAUGHTER
24:49Do you know what I think?
24:50And you have to show your face
24:52LAUGHTER
24:53I think we would take COP much more seriously if we counted down rather than up
24:57Like, if it started at COP 20 and then it went 19, 18 and all the way down to one
25:01Also, every time I look at you two there, I'm going, Prime Minister, Deputy
25:05LAUGHTER
25:06Thank you
25:07This week, Labour announced a shake-up of the national curriculum
25:10As all primary school children in England are going to be taught about topics like
25:13Global warming, how to spot fake news and how mortgages work
25:16Even considering an A-level in AI
25:19How are they not calling that an AI level?
25:21LAUGHTER
25:22LAUGHTER
25:23But I don't...
25:24I'm...
25:25I don't think...
25:26I don't think it can work
25:27Cos I think school is the biggest hotbed of misinformation in the world
25:32Anyone who's been to school knows it
25:34I was 14
25:35I was in music
25:36My mate John told me that when he ejaculated it hit the ceiling
25:38And I believed it for 15 years
25:40LAUGHTER
25:41And thought that was my true disability
25:43LAUGHTER
25:44That would not be a disability that makes you a superhero business
25:48LAUGHTER
25:49What a pep test
25:59How do you guys feel about this?
26:01I think this is great because obviously I know we're all going to die by robots
26:05They're going to take over, blah, blah
26:07However
26:08I never know what to buy people for Christmas
26:11So like for my mum
26:1365...
26:14Sorry
26:1565 year old woman
26:16Loves a bit of gardening
26:17Loves home comforts
26:19What do I buy her for Christmas?
26:21AI's got it
26:22Yeah
26:23Like I...
26:24I know what I'm buying everyone
26:27I feel like it depends on the age that you're learning at school
26:30Yeah
26:31Like if you're in primary school you should still be going under the...
26:34You know the parachute
26:35Yeah
26:36Yeah
26:37But...
26:38Making a paper roll by rubbing a teabag on it
26:40Don't want to lose that
26:41Exactly that
26:42But it is benefit
26:43I love AI
26:44Oh
26:45I love is going to be taken by AI
26:46Who is AI to you?
26:47I'm fine with it
26:48Okay, yeah
26:49I like AI
26:50I don't know
26:51I don't know about this whole thing
26:52If you're depressed you go on AI and you go feeling a little bit down right now
26:56And they give you really good advice
26:58Yeah, same for you single
26:59And it's for free
27:00Well, I didn't want to say it
27:01Yeah
27:02But yes
27:03I don't know about the government
27:04I don't know if they teach these kids anything
27:05I think them teacher mortgages and all the rest of it
27:08It's like maths, GCSEs
27:10You're never going to be able to use it with all this interest rate
27:12These kids are not going to be able to get a mortgage at all
27:14Do you know what I mean?
27:15And what they should be teaching him is how to spot a fake politician
27:18That's what they should be teaching the kids
27:20It's interesting because Rachel Reeves did a course
27:22Thank you
27:23Thank you again
27:24It was fun
27:25Rachel Reeves did a course called PPE at Oxbridge
27:28Also Jeremy Hunt did and Ed Balls did it
27:30I think we need to rename it to like Piss Poor Economics
27:33Wow
27:34Wow
27:35Wow
27:36Um
27:37Wow
27:38Wow
27:39Wow
27:40Wow
27:41Wow
27:42Wow
27:43Wow
27:44Wow
27:45We could do with them on this show
27:46We could do with them on this show
27:47Kay said have you spoken to Zoran Mamdani
27:49So if you don't know New York elected a new mayor this week
27:52The 34 year old Mamdani who becomes the youngest mayor of New York in over a century
27:57As well as the first Muslim
27:58Some of his pledges included making the city affordable
28:01Raising the minimum wage
28:02Childcare for everyone who needs it
28:04And making public buses free
28:05Wow
28:06Donald Trump called him a communist
28:07Most of Europe called him centre right
28:09Mamdani immediately set this empowered challenge to Donald Trump
28:14So Donald Trump
28:16Since I know you're watching
28:18I have four words for you
28:23Turn the volume up
28:26I'm not sure if that's a call to arms or just something you say to like an 80 year old man watching television anyway
28:35You know
28:36I kind of feel like he was like Donald turn the volume up
28:40No no hit HDMI 1
28:43It's the wrong remote Donald you're pointing your panic button at the television
28:47I mean there was four other words he could have used but hey
28:51Have you spoken to Mamdani?
28:53Our teams are speaking but that's a man who knows if penguins have knees or not
28:56Once again it was a question for me
28:57He wouldn't have got caught out on TV
28:59Sorry Josh
29:00I was saying it was a question for me again
29:01Zach jumped in
29:02I haven't spoken to him no
29:04Mamdani has already established a different relationship to the press than Donald Trump
29:09You'll see from this endearing moment of him getting starstruck by Sky News
29:13Amazing
29:15First I just have to say I've spent many days in my youth watching the transfer window close
29:20Final hours on Sky News so it's a pleasure to have you here
29:23Yeah I'm an Arsenal fan
29:25I have to be honest when you said you were from Sky News I just got very excited
29:29Could you repeat the question one more time?
29:35I mean I love him
29:36Yeah
29:37I think it's nice for him like for us Arsenal fans for him to have been in the lead and not finish second so
29:42Bye
29:43He does that with all the channels so a question from Channel 4
29:46I loved Euro trash
29:47What would you ask him if you had the chance?
29:51Oh
29:52A big one would be that big Christmas tree they have in the Rockefeller Center
29:57What are they doing with it after?
29:59I'll take it off
30:00And also the big one I think for any mayor of New York
30:03Hundred foot marshmallow man comes walking through the streets
30:05What are you doing?
30:06Are you calling the Ghostbusters or are you having them incarcerated?
30:09Nice
30:10And Daniel had something in common with Keir Starmer then if they meet
30:13Because this week it was revealed Sir Keir accepted a personal necklace from Donald Trump
30:16But turned down an Arsenal shirt gifted him by former manager Arsene Wenger
30:21He can't even be an Arsenal fan properly
30:26Is that appropriate Gibb?
30:27I think that's really romantic that he accepted like a necklace
30:31Right
30:32Do you know what I mean? I feel like that's really sweet
30:34That he accepted the necklace and not the Arsenal shirt
30:37I think Donald's his mistress
30:41The mad thing about those gifts
30:43So he gave him cowboy boots
30:45But they were for his wife
30:47Yeah
30:48It's quite a weird thing to give like buy another bloke
30:51But don't you have to
30:52You have to pay for the presents you get
30:54Is that not what it is?
30:55Like he'll give you presents but don't you have to pay for it?
30:58Over a certain amount, yeah
30:59If you keep them
31:00It's not on
31:01Why would you pay for your own gift?
31:03That's inflation
31:04You could get a free ticket to the last lunch on Friday night
31:06Yeah
31:07Mamdani by the way the new New York mayor was also a rapper
31:11Who once went by the name of Mr. Cardamom
31:13And released this catchy track in 2019 about his grandmother
31:17Go ahead make a rap for your nanny
31:20It's a rap
31:21Get the grasp in the rack
31:22When you're nanny
31:23Come through
31:24Give a dab to your nanny
31:25If you're really feeling good
31:26It's been a track for your nanny
31:27Go ahead make a rap for your nanny
31:28Go ahead make a rap for your nanny
31:30That's the mayor of New York
31:32It's about his grandmother
31:34Right?
31:35It's about his grandmother
31:36It's about his grandmother
31:37It's about his grandmother
31:38What is crazy?
31:39Can we just acknowledge that was only six years ago?
31:41No
31:42I was waiting for you to say something like 1998
31:45Do you know what I mean?
31:46I fear he's lost his virginity not long ago
31:48What six years ago?
31:49Yeah, that's men's
31:51Imagine rapping about your nan
31:52Do you know what?
31:53When you're rapping about your nan
31:54It's less
31:55And you'll enjoy this
31:56It's less hip-hop
31:58More hip-op
31:59Nice
32:06I'm glad the comedian got the groan
32:08And not the politician
32:12I mean is there a chance you're going to follow in his footsteps?
32:14A little bit of rap coming from you?
32:15Is that a question for me or Josh Whittaker?
32:22Well listen you're all over the social media
32:24Like people a lot of people compare you and Mamdani, right?
32:26Yeah, I mean I'd love it
32:27Since I've become leader in the last two months
32:29We've doubled our membership
32:30We just had a poll yesterday
32:31That put us above the Labour government
32:33Now I think some of that's social media
32:35But actually what people get wrong with Zoran
32:37Is it's not just for social media
32:38It's for message
32:39It's about lowering bills
32:40Taxing billionaires
32:41And making a city everyone can afford to live in
32:43Yeah
32:44I want to make a country we can all afford to live in
32:46Wow
32:47So
32:48He's got the chat, innit?
32:55Damn, brother, where you from, Sam?
33:05So you've made a whole bunch of popular posts
33:08Here's one of the eye-catching versions
33:09I love this one
33:10I love this one
33:11Okay, this is
33:12I think Judy's about to fall out of love with him
33:14I love this one
33:15I love this one
33:16It's good
33:17It's good morning
33:18And I step outside
33:19And I take a dip off
33:21And I get real high
33:23And I
33:24Scream from the top of my lungs
33:25What's going on?
33:27And I say
33:30Bitches ain't shit
33:31And they ain't say nothing
33:33I'm holding my
33:34Can't tell me nothing
33:36I beat you to the track
33:38Beat you to the track
33:39I beat you to the track
33:40Beat you to the track
33:41Beat you to the track
33:42Beat you to the track
33:43Beat you to the track
33:44Beat you to the track
33:49Alright, Judy
33:50You're loving what you're seeing so far
33:52What would be your advice to Zac?
33:54Do you know what?
33:55The thing is with the New York mayor
33:57How do you say his name?
33:58Sorry
33:59Zoran
34:00Zoran
34:01He's really with the people
34:03And he's got a lot of rhythm in his hips
34:06Do you know what I'm saying?
34:08So I feel like you need to get with the people and get some rhythm in your hips
34:11Like if you've got the rhythm, you know your body, then I think people will accept you. Okay. Do you want to?
34:21DJ run the track
34:38We'll have more last week for you after the break. We'll take a look at the new John Lewis Christmas ad
34:50And we'll stick to fruition by ending the show with our version. We'll see you in a little bit
34:53Hooray
34:55Hooray
34:57Hooray
34:59Hooray
35:01Hooray
35:03Hooray
35:05Hooray
35:06Hooray
35:07Welcome back to Last Leg. We're joined by GK Barry, Judy Love and Zach Polanski. Oh, we've got questions. Another question for Zach
35:13Which politician would you least trust to look after your house plants?
35:19Boris Johnson
35:21I don't want to trust him to look after anything
35:23Well, he's doing all right with the 12 kids
35:25That's true
35:28Just a quick update
35:31Quick update on the multi-million pound heist that took place at the famous Louvre Museum in Paris a few weeks ago
35:36This week it was revealed a security test in 2014
35:39Found that the password for the server that housed the surveillance system was Louvre
35:45Oh my gosh
35:48That's not why it got broken into, is it? It's because the window was left open
35:56It's okay, they've updated it now. It's Louvre 123
35:59Every year John Lewis released a Christmas ad and every year we try to remake it
36:04This week the department store released their ad about a dad and a teenage son connecting through music and it resonated mainly with dads and teenage sons
36:11Here's a quick look at the festive ad
36:13Here's a quick look at the festive ad
36:14Here's a quick look at the festive ad
36:18One, two, three, four, five, six...
36:20Thanks
36:23The mid-оронous song, Matt happy new to be with a tourist
36:27Fun fact is how valuable that was construed
36:30Means a different person
36:31Thank you
36:32You all all love you
36:33You all love you
36:34I'll thank you
36:36I'll thank you
36:38You all love you
36:40I'll thank you
36:43You all love you
36:44I'll thank you
36:45You all love you
36:46Why don't you take my hand, come a bite, come out of the woods, why everything you give, so will I give something to do, deep down where the loveless
37:11Are there tears, are there tears over here? You can't, you can't, it did get me a little bit
37:20It's not Alan Carr at the end of the trailer
37:24That's just from Paloma
37:26It's really slowed down the music
37:28No, we've had different ideas, I thought it was his son handing him this vinyl and in that club it was only men, so I thought he was gay
37:37So I thought it was his son going, I know you're gay
37:42So that's why I thought, oh that's nice, but I think you can't have an advert like, if he's not gay that was pathetic then, because it's boring
37:51I want a man who's alone, he's got no Christmas presents to open, I want tearjerkers
37:57He was alone in his spirit
37:59This is the heart-breaking story
38:02It's a sad story about a dad who used to go out and do pills
38:06Yeah
38:07And now his son, and now his son's giving me the vinyl and he's gone, well this isn't any good because I don't do MDMA anymore
38:12But after Boxing Day it's going to be the come down of a lifetime
38:15I just think that only works with that sort of music
38:18Yeah
38:19Like for his generation that kind of made me that advert isn't as endearing for us lot that we're into our like early 2000s hip-hop
38:25Yeah
38:26Imagine that advert with my neck my back
38:30Or candy shop
38:32It would have worked
38:33I mean it did get a little bit PC, there was a lot of people talking about it was all white family
38:38And I was like that wasn't a problem for me
38:40What really got me is that Thomas had rhythm, he was competing with Zac with them dancers
38:44We're going to have our version of that ad at the end of the show
38:48But right now it's time to bring on this week's mystery guest
38:50Grace, Judy and Zac have to try and work out how they're related to the news
38:53So can we have this week's mystery guest please?
38:59Mystery guest
39:04What a beautiful girl
39:08Josh Alex, who's the mystery?
39:09Okay, this is Gloria and she's been in the news this week
39:12But why can we have the dramatic lighting change please?
39:17So has Gloria been in the news?
39:19Because after her tweet went viral
39:21She found herself in charge of a 300 member all-female conga line
39:25Was it B?
39:26Because after a tick-tock went viral
39:28She has found herself in charge of a 300 member all-female playing spotting club
39:32Or C?
39:33After her Instagram went viral
39:35She has found herself in charge of a 300 member all-female Judy love fan club
39:40I know this
39:42I mean, okay
39:43I've got, let me see
39:45Because, you know, I'm not saying it's probably the last one
39:47But
39:49Have you got tickets from my tour all about love?
39:52That's
39:53No, you ain't, you ain't my phone girl
39:55I
39:57I've seen you on my tick-tock and I think it's the plane spotting
40:02I know you invited a group of people to the plane spotting
40:06It's that, I'm telling you this
40:08I just want to say 300 isn't enough for a Judy love fan club
40:11Oh
40:13He has got the moves
40:15Alright
40:16We'll reveal
40:18Making sure I've got a vote by the end of the meeting
40:21We'll reveal the mystery guest for you after the break
40:23And we'll unveil our own Christmas ad
40:25We'll see if they're right, see you in a little bit
40:27APPLAUSE
40:42Wow
40:43Ah
40:44Ah
40:45Uh, Alex those hands
40:46I'll tell you what, you ain't half good mate
40:48LAUGHTER
40:50I'm going on the last leg, they said. It'll be fun, they said.
40:53The Hamilton's down by me ankles as well.
40:56Welcome back to The Last Leg.
40:58We're joined by GK Barry, Judy Love and Zach Polanski.
41:00Before the break, we challenged our guest to work out
41:02how this person was connected to the news.
41:04Can we have the options again, please?
41:06Yes. So, has Gloria been in the news?
41:09Because her tweet went viral and she found herself
41:11in charge of a 300-member all-female conga line.
41:14Is it because her...
41:16What was it? It doesn't matter about the social media.
41:19She's in charge of a 300-member all-female
41:22train-spotting... plane-spotting club.
41:24Sorry, these hands are too. I'm not used to working with them.
41:27Or is it because she's...
41:29She's in charge of a 300-member all-female Judy Love fan club.
41:35OK, and you... Have you come to a decision?
41:37It's got to be... It's the plane.
41:40I know it's the plane. It is the plane.
41:43I mean, if you've seen it, it's a problem with a mystery guest, right?
41:45Try and get some drama in it.
41:47Oh, my God, I think it is the conga.
41:49I'm going to go with my ego and be like,
41:52obviously, it's the fan group and you missed out at zero
41:55and it should be 3,000. That's what I'm going to go with.
41:57All right, Gloria, can you reveal the answer, please?
41:59I started an all-female plane-spotting group.
42:03Why? What brought it about?
42:15So, I have a love for aviation and I was posting videos of myself
42:19plane-spotting at London City Airport and places like that.
42:22Yeah. And had a lot of traction.
42:24People asking me, you know, host an event,
42:26when are you going next?
42:27And so I did, posted that and then that went viral.
42:30And that's how the club started.
42:32And are there a lot of women out there that want to be plane-spotters
42:35but they're put off by the... Yes.
42:37..the fact that it's mainly normally men?
42:38More than I expected.
42:39A lot of women saying that they used to do it
42:41with their grandparents as kids,
42:43people saying that they want to do it but they're nervous.
42:45So I'm really surprised by the reaction but in a really good way.
42:49Oh, that's really cool.
42:50And I love the idea that male pilots,
42:52now knowing that they might be all-female plane-spotting groups,
42:54might just land and, like, give the wings a little bit.
42:58And, Gloria, thank you so much.
42:59Good luck with the club. Thank you.
43:08Josh has been soft-launching the last seven days.
43:10What have you got?
43:11Would you like to see an unfortunate clip illustrating
43:13why estate agents shouldn't take their shoes off?
43:16What I came here for.
43:18Yes, please.
43:28Do you know what, though?
43:29If he's a good estate agent,
43:30he should have looked up and gone,
43:31I mean, quick access to the basement?
43:39Simple question.
43:40Do you know what, Zach, one last question.
43:41Yes or no?
43:42Do you think Kim Kardashian knows what a baked potato is?
43:45Absolutely not.
43:47OK, let's find out with this endearing clip.
43:51You're a big fan of jacket potato, aren't you?
43:54Who?
43:55Do you like a jacket potato?
43:58What is that?
43:59I really want to know if you like a jacket potato.
44:01I don't know what that is.
44:03I don't know what a jacket potato is.
44:04You don't know what a jacket potato is?
44:05What is a jacket potato?
44:06It's a potato cooked in the skin.
44:09Oh, I love that, yeah.
44:10What's your filling?
44:11What filling do you like in a jacket?
44:13Sour cream and butter.
44:15Oh, sour cream and butter.
44:16Maybe bacon bits?
44:17Oh, lovely.
44:18You're making me feel angry.
44:23All right, we are about to unveil our annual version of the John Lewis Christmas ad.
44:26But before we do, would you please thank our guests, GK Barry, Judy Love, and Zach Polanski, and my co-host Josh Whittacombe and Alex Brooker.
44:45We'll be back next week with comedians Rosie Jones and Mike Wozniak and author and presenter Richard Osmond.
44:50But right now, it's time to show you our version of this year's Christmas ad.
44:54It celebrates two young boys connecting with an older man through the power of music.
44:59Thanks for watching The Last League.
45:00My name's Adam Hills.
45:01See you next week for The Next League.
45:06Oh, I know.
45:07What about a sketch about me winning the Paris Outing Tennis World Championships?
45:10Oh, I could do a song.
45:20I-I can bust the água ensue trying to make and be brave like met niggie.
45:31Thanks.
45:34Yeah!
45:39Thank you for lettin' us be ourselves.
45:41So don't mind me if I repeat myself.
45:43These simple rhymes be good for your health.
45:46To keep them crime rhymes on the shelf.
45:49Love life like it just don't care
45:515,000 leaders never scared
45:53But you know this is the moment they fear
45:55Get up, it's still a beautiful idea
45:58Get up, throw your hands in the air
46:00Get up, it's show no fear
46:02Get up if y'all really care
46:04He ain't 20 years, now get up, you're up
46:08The fuck was gonna be number one in New York
46:10The fuck was gonna be number one in Philly
46:12The fuck was gonna be number one in Greece
46:19I'm sorry, I'm sorry for whatever you guys be ourselves
46:35So don't mind me if I repeat myself
46:38These simple lines be good for your health
46:41To keep them crown rhymes on the shelf
46:43Live love life like you just don't care
46:465,000 leaders never scared
46:49Bring the noise, it's the moment they feared
46:51Get up, it's still a beautiful idea
46:54I told you we should have just got him the tennis racket
46:57Get up, it's just like that
46:59Get up, it's just like that
47:02Get up, it's just like that
47:05Get up, throw your hands in the air
47:09Get up, it's show no fear
47:15Get up, it's just like that
47:17Get up, it's just like that
47:18Get up, it's just like that
47:19Get up, it's just like that
47:20Get up, it's just like that
47:21Get up, it's just like that
47:22Get up, it's just like that
47:23Get up, it's just like that
47:24Get up, it's just like that
47:25Get up, it's just like that
47:26Get up, it's just like that
47:27Get up, it's just like that
47:28Get up, it's just like that
47:29Get up, it's just like that
47:30Get up, it's just like that
47:31Get up, it's just like that
47:32Get up, it's just like that
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