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00:00That's terrific. I'm loving how that's healing.
00:07We can't thank you enough, Dr. Schweitz. This is amazing.
00:11Oh, come on. Seriously, you're a miracle worker.
00:13Wow. Oh, that's so kind of you.
00:15Honestly, that means more to me than this.
00:17Yeah, top docs of the year.
00:19Yeah, they just said it to me. Who cares?
00:21It's not why you do it.
00:22So, as far as physical...
00:23Nice friend, too, right?
00:25Yeah, people think it's mahogany.
00:27Nice try, haters.
00:28African blackwood.
00:30So, when can Leo play soccer again?
00:32It's museum glass.
00:34UV protected.
00:35Zero glare.
00:36Guaranteed for 30 years.
00:39Yep.
00:40This is not why you do it.
00:52It's Ladybug Day at St. Dennis.
00:55I am all about breast health.
00:57And one-third of women are behind on their mammogram.
01:00So, our new Ladybug program includes extended hours, shuttle service, and bugging our ladies
01:06to get checked.
01:08We're bugging our ladies.
01:11We're ladybugs.
01:12That's why we dress like this.
01:13It's funny.
01:14You didn't wear your costume.
01:15I did my own thing.
01:17Okay.
01:17Well, that's cool.
01:18That's great.
01:19Okay.
01:19The three pillars of our Ladybug program are make the time, don't be afraid, and lean on a loved
01:25one.
01:26M-D-L.
01:27Middle.
01:28Oh, that's a stretch.
01:28Well, I ran it past you guys in the group chat, and no one responded.
01:32I'm signing up right now.
01:33We're gonna film the whole thing to get the word out.
01:37Mammogram cam.
01:38Oh, yeah.
01:40Okay, Matt.
01:41What do we got here?
01:42Something's wrong with his chin.
01:45That is an astute insight.
01:46Moving forward, why don't we just default to you quietly passing me the iPad?
01:50Oh, yes.
01:52It started as cellulitis that has now turned into an abscess.
01:57Really?
01:57Did you go to another clinic?
01:59No, just looked it up on the internet.
02:01Ah, the internet.
02:03People come in here with their medical degrees from Google University.
02:07Wish it were that simple.
02:08I can't think of one thing the internet has improved in our society.
02:14Except elf yourself.
02:15I do like to elf myself every Christmas.
02:18Uh, yeah.
02:19Top docs.
02:19Yeah, they included Wyoming, so it's actually more than just the northwest.
02:24It's great.
02:25Sorry, Val.
02:25Everyone's pestering me about this whole top box.
02:27Don't care.
02:28Okay.
02:30Who's this youngster you have here?
02:31Wait, this your boy toy?
02:32Oh, no.
02:34Robbing the cradle, Val.
02:35Not cool.
02:36Not okay in these times.
02:38Mr. Cunningham had a fall, but we've taken care of him, and his family's coming by to pick him up.
02:42You don't have to be good.
02:44Hmm?
02:45Oh, he's suffering from dementia, so he keeps repeating that phrase.
02:48You don't have to be good.
02:49Yep.
02:50There it is.
02:51Okay, well, I'll, uh...
02:52You don't have to be good.
02:54Well, in my case, you might be mistake.
02:56See, I'm a trauma surgeon, so I actually have to be better than good.
02:59I have to be perfect.
03:00Bruce, he's not talking to you.
03:01Of course.
03:02Just saying.
03:03You don't have to be good.
03:05Mm-hmm.
03:06Mm-hmm.
03:07Mm-hmm.
03:07Mammogram time.
03:10Now, typically, you're not going to know the nurse helping you, but I'm lucky because today I have my...
03:15Ladybugs.
03:16Ladybugs.
03:17If you don't do it in unison, it doesn't work.
03:19Well, the time has come for me to disrobe and expose my breasts.
03:24Now, I'm not ashamed.
03:26We are in a medical setting.
03:27So here we go.
03:28And ta-da!
03:29We're just doing one at a time.
03:31Yes.
03:31Okay.
03:31Just...
03:32I know that.
03:32Just want to show that it's a normal thing to do.
03:34Totally normal.
03:35So, as the plate comes down, you're going to feel some pressure on the breast.
03:40There it is.
03:41Yes.
03:41Okay.
03:42So, after 40, you should be doing this every year.
03:45Yep.
03:46There it is.
03:46I'm really feeling it.
03:48And if you have a history in your family of...
03:51Okay.
03:51Is this a mammogram machine or a panini breast?
03:54Just breathe.
03:54Joyce, just breathe.
03:55I am breathing.
03:56Breathe.
03:56It's not stopping.
03:58It's not stopping.
03:58Make it stop.
03:59Almost there.
04:00Oh!
04:01Oh!
04:01Turn it off!
04:02Turn it off!
04:03Turn it off!
04:03Done.
04:04Easy peasy!
04:05Great.
04:06Hit me again!
04:07We do have to do the other breast.
04:09I know how many breasts I have, Dr. Ruth.
04:11All right.
04:12Ta-da!
04:12Let's go.
04:13Still just one at a time, though.
04:14All right.
04:14Still just one at a time.
04:15Okay, Mr. Harris, it looks like you do have an abscess, and staph was the culprit, so let's
04:21talk treatment.
04:22Hey, just like you said it was.
04:24I'm just going to turn you back around towards your work, like a little action figure.
04:29Meat boob.
04:30Should we order a CT scan?
04:32I should order a CT scan.
04:34I read on WebMD that you might want to treat with vancomycin.
04:37Did you now?
04:38Well, you may be interested to learn.
04:40ChatGPT said that would be overkill, so.
04:43Sorry, was that what you were going to say?
04:45Yeah.
04:45At this point, you've got to be asking yourself what we're even doing here.
04:49I actually have this situation with my toe.
04:51It just sort of feels off.
04:53Could you ask the thing what that is?
04:54Hey, Matt.
04:54Quick chat over here, please.
04:56Yeah, I just want to talk to Ben about the toe situation.
04:58We can't let Ben and some AI robot tell us how to do our job.
05:02Oh, yeah.
05:05Sorry, were they wrong?
05:06Not the point, man.
05:07People should not be looking to computers for medical advice.
05:11Is this because he got locked out of your email?
05:12See, that's not it.
05:14We are the experts.
05:16We don't want patients coming in here telling us what they want and how they want it.
05:20This is a hospital.
05:21It's not some Quiznos.
05:22It's a sandwich shop, man.
05:31You don't have to be good.
05:32No.
05:33Okay, absolutely.
05:34Guys, got to keep that door closed, all right?
05:36It's a fire thing.
05:38Fire could just sweep right through there.
05:40Results time.
05:42The journey concludes.
05:44It's just that simple, ladies.
05:46Okay, so overall, things look good.
05:48And there you have it.
05:49We did find a small lump in the left breast.
05:53It looks benign, but we should do a biopsy just to be safe.
05:57Perfect.
05:59That's an example of what could happen.
06:02These are your actual results.
06:05Obviously, early detection for the win, right?
06:08That's why you got to listen to your...
06:10Ladybugs.
06:11Ladybugs.
06:11God, it has to sound fun.
06:13It has to sound fun when you say it.
06:15Hey, Joyce.
06:20We talked to radiology.
06:22They can do your biopsy right away.
06:23Well, we're going to have to wait on that.
06:25I've got to make sure everything's set up here.
06:27I've got emails, return calls.
06:29This costume is slowing me way down.
06:31But isn't prioritizing women's health
06:33the whole reason we're wearing dumb costumes?
06:36That is not a costume.
06:37That's an outfit.
06:38You're not fooling anybody.
06:40Come on, Joyce.
06:40No, I'm sorry.
06:41She's way too pretty to skirt the rules.
06:43We look stupid next to her.
06:44Listen, it is a little unfair.
06:46You really do need to get the biopsy as soon as possible.
06:49I don't have time.
06:50Look at these pamphlets.
06:51They're strewn.
06:53Strewn about.
06:54Okay, but, you know, make the time.
06:55That's one of the pillars of your program.
06:57Yeah, well, I am making the time for other women.
07:00We've got a big group of them.
07:01It kind of seems like you're being afraid,
07:02which the second pillar says not to do.
07:05Oh, now you're into the pillars?
07:08Wow.
07:08I'm a little worried about Joyce.
07:11I mean, I get it.
07:12People tend to avoid these types of things.
07:13Yeah, I've had my check engine light on
07:15for like two years now.
07:16The important thing is that...
07:18I'm sorry, two years?
07:20It's the engine, babe.
07:21Check the engine.
07:23There she goes.
07:25Broken leg in 117
07:26is complaining about pain behind the knee.
07:28Well, that's totally normal.
07:30It's to be expected.
07:31Could be a blood clot.
07:34I just asked ChatGPT.
07:36You might want to check for a blood clot.
07:37Thank you, Mr. Harris,
07:38but we don't need your input.
07:40Okay, Keith.
07:41You're all set.
07:43Okay.
07:44Check for a blood clot.
07:45Oh, pardon?
07:47Nothing.
07:48Check for a blood clot.
07:49I just couldn't get in and get you.
07:51Check for a blood clot.
07:53I almost had it that time.
07:58Hey, Keith,
07:59why don't you take that break?
08:00I will finish the check-ins myself.
08:02Okay.
08:04Keith.
08:05Keith.
08:06Keith.
08:06Keith.
08:07Keith.
08:08Keith.
08:08Keith!
08:10Trevor.
08:10Come on, Joyce.
08:13Any of these doctors can do a biopsy.
08:15Just pick your favorite.
08:16Ugh.
08:17Please.
08:18How about Dr. Hogan?
08:20Oh, too sweaty.
08:21Okay.
08:22Dr. Lee, too old.
08:23Edwards.
08:24Oh, yeah.
08:25He'd love to get a gander at what I'm working with.
08:27He's a doctor.
08:28I'm sure he would be professional.
08:29Oh, not with me.
08:30No, he cannot turn it off.
08:32He's a pervert.
08:33Joyce.
08:35Only with me.
08:36He's very professional otherwise.
08:38He's just a perv with me.
08:40Um, I know that you're not doing this,
08:43but it kind of seems like maybe you're making excuses.
08:46Just pick someone, Joyce.
08:47Seriously, like literally pick anyone.
08:49Enough.
08:49I am a very busy woman,
08:50and it's time for us all to get back to work, okay?
08:53Okay.
08:54Buzz, buzz, buzz.
08:56Sorry.
08:57So I realized if the internet can fix this guy's chin,
09:00maybe it could help me figure out my toe thing.
09:02You know, I said my toe's been hurting?
09:03No.
09:04Okay, well, it's been feeling weird for a couple weeks.
09:06Does that ring a bell?
09:08Nope.
09:09Val, the toe?
09:10Mm-mm.
09:11Okay, well, I Googled it.
09:12Turns out there's lots of things it could be.
09:14Mm.
09:15Scary things.
09:16Mm-hmm.
09:17I don't know.
09:18Maybe it could be nothing, right?
09:19Hospitals filled with people who thought it was nothing.
09:22Oh, sorry, Mom.
09:26No, I'm fine.
09:27It's just this guy from work,
09:28this knucklehead,
09:30keeps saying that I don't have to be good.
09:32I'm like, what are you talking about?
09:35Yes, yes.
09:36I just said the same thing to Val,
09:38and she...
09:40Um...
09:41No, I...
09:42You know, she's actually been a lot nicer.
09:44No, no.
09:46Uh-uh, no.
09:46I think if you emailed her,
09:47it'd just make it worse.
09:48Mom, don't do it.
09:51I'm begging you, please, don't email her.
09:53To do my job, I've got to be perfect.
09:56These awards recognize that.
09:58They say Bruce Schweitz is an excellent surgeon.
10:01Oh, no, he's a top doc.
10:03Well, if I don't even have to be good,
10:06what does this matter?
10:08Well, award of excellence?
10:10Nope, don't have to be good.
10:11So, not worth the paper it's printed on.
10:13See you later.
10:15Pointless, pathetic, worthless,
10:16great surgeon is who I am.
10:19So, without all that,
10:21you know, what's left, you know?
10:24Who is that guy?
10:27Who is that guy?
10:30You take my abscess in 115.
10:32I will take your hives in 132.
10:35And you get a future patient of your choosing.
10:37And I want one of your Puzz 3Ds.
10:40What?
10:41Why would I do that?
10:42Because you seem desperate.
10:43Puzz 3D closes the deal.
10:44Hey, Ron, Mr. Harris was Googling CT scan options,
10:47and he wants an oral contrast instead of an IV.
10:49Is that okay?
10:50Wait, 115's a Googler?
10:51Hold on, hold on.
10:53We got a deal.
10:55But you get Matt.
10:56He's gratis.
11:01Sanderson?
11:02Alex called me.
11:03What's wrong, Jojo?
11:05Why would...
11:06Lean on a loved one.
11:08It's one of the ladybug rules.
11:10Oh, she calls them pillars.
11:11Whatever.
11:12The point is that her boyfriend, Sanderson,
11:14can give her the love and trusted support
11:16that we as her employees were told
11:18we're not allowed to give her.
11:19That sounds bad, Joyce.
11:21That sounds really, really bad.
11:24No, Sandy, I'm sure it's going to be fine.
11:26You could die.
11:28You could...
11:30Okay.
11:31I think I'm going to throw up.
11:33Okay, did you bring your special bucket?
11:34All right, someone get him a bucket.
11:36I'm not getting a bucket.
11:37Oh, boy.
11:38All right, okay.
11:39Don't use that, it's perforated.
11:44Oh, here he's coming, he's coming.
11:46Hey, how's it going?
11:48Oh, Gatorade's helping for sure,
11:50but spilled some on my shirt.
11:53I met with Joyce's biopsy.
11:55Oh, yeah, she's going to do it.
11:57Yeah?
11:58Great, fantastic.
11:59When she saw how upset I got,
12:00she started taking it more seriously.
12:03Amazing.
12:03I can't believe this actually worked.
12:05Lean on a love, Glenn.
12:06Where are you going?
12:07Oh, seems like you guys got it covered,
12:09so I'm just going to mosey.
12:11I mean, the procedure's quick.
12:12I'm sure she'd appreciate if you were there.
12:14Listen to me.
12:16Listen to me carefully.
12:18Tell Joyce that I loved her.
12:21What are you talking about?
12:22I'm not built for this type of thing.
12:24She deserves someone who can take care of her.
12:26I'm sorry, are you leaving like you're leaving her?
12:29You realize this is just a routine biopsy.
12:31And what if it's not?
12:33I'm not strong enough.
12:34Look at me.
12:36I'm useless.
12:36You're not useless.
12:38Yes, I am.
12:39I'm garbage.
12:40You're not garbage.
12:41I'm a loser.
12:43You're not garbage.
12:46Oh, Antonio L. is arriving soon in the GMC Yukon.
12:50Wait, no.
12:51Oh, please don't do this.
12:57Oh, my God.
13:01Everyone's asking, where is Bruce?
13:05No one's asking, why is Bruce?
13:10You're on top of this, so I will just breeze through this.
13:14We're going to do 1% lidocaine with epinephrine via subcutaneous infiltration.
13:18Cool?
13:19Uh, Christine, what do you think?
13:21Sure.
13:22As long as he uses a hemostat to look for loculated pockets.
13:25I'm sorry, what is this?
13:26Oh, I'm sorry.
13:28Hi, I'm a friend of Ben's.
13:29Yeah, she's a doctor.
13:30Went to Harvard Med School, so, you know, pretty dumb.
13:33Excuse me, do you mind?
13:35Oh, it was...
13:35That was rude.
13:37Well, looks like you got the whole thing under control, so why don't you just tell me what
13:41you want me to do, and I will do that.
13:43As a matter of fact, here, you draw the incision line size location.
13:49It's your call.
13:51Okay.
13:53Maybe something like this.
13:54See, this is the problem.
13:57That line does look good.
14:01It's annoying, okay?
14:03I mean, if you come in here with all the answers and a big plan, then what's the point of my
14:07job?
14:08What's the point of me?
14:10Ain't that the question?
14:12What is the point of us?
14:14God, it's crazy.
14:15It's like you're in my head right now.
14:17No.
14:18No.
14:18You're not a part of this.
14:19Same brain, Ron.
14:24Hey, ready for your biopsy?
14:27I am.
14:28Oh, ladies, thank you so much.
14:29You really bugged the heck out of me.
14:31Mission accomplished.
14:33But my man's here now, so I release you.
14:35You know, we're here, so we might just ride it out.
14:38No, my ladybugs are free to fly.
14:40You can go.
14:41Sandman will take care of all of it.
14:44Alex and I are here for you.
14:47He's gone.
14:48He ran away?
14:50Yeah, he ran away.
14:51Gone.
14:54You don't have to be good.
14:56Yep, I love that one too, Dad.
15:00I'm sorry, what do you mean?
15:02It's the first line of a poem.
15:04Mary Oliver.
15:05Ah, wild geese.
15:08Love that one.
15:09What are you talking about?
15:12Oh, it's a poem.
15:13I know it's a poem, Keith.
15:15Obviously, it's one of the most famous poems, but okay, keep going.
15:17Dr. Bruce, if someone has peripheral artery disease in their foot, is that...
15:20We'd amputate.
15:21I'm busy, Matt.
15:22Keith, explain.
15:23It's a poem?
15:24Are you mad at me?
15:26Yes.
15:26Why?
15:27I don't know why.
15:28You don't have to be good.
15:30Bookworm his whole life.
15:31It's funny what ends up being important to you at the end of the day.
15:34Come on, Dad.
15:38Where do I go for the mammogram?
15:40Oh, right over there.
15:42Thanks.
15:43So I give this to you?
15:45I'll bring it right over there.
15:46Okay.
15:49Kind of seems like we should have set this up right over there.
15:52It's pretty cool you got all these women to come in.
15:59Yeah.
16:00I feel like the ladybug's room was a real home run, Joyce.
16:02Yeah, you don't have to do this.
16:04Okay?
16:04You did your job.
16:05You bugged me.
16:06I got the test.
16:08Where do I go for my mammogram?
16:10Right over there.
16:11Right over there, you're going to get your mammogram.
16:13They're going to give you bad news, and it's going to make your whole life unravel.
16:16Right over there.
16:17By the elevator?
16:19Yes.
16:20By the elevator.
16:23Joyce, I know that you're having, like, a really, really hard day, but, um, for the
16:29record, we weren't just doing our jobs.
16:31Yeah, we're obviously here for you.
16:33You don't have to say any of this, okay?
16:36We're not.
16:38Listen, program or no program, okay?
16:40We're here.
16:40We're not going anywhere.
16:41We're your friends, Joyce.
16:43We care about you.
16:44You do?
16:46Oh, my God.
16:46Yes, Joyce, we love you.
16:48Yes, of course.
16:49Well, you got me.
16:52Right over there.
16:56By the elevator?
16:57That way, right over there.
17:01It's going to be fine.
17:02It's going to be fine.
17:03At least I'll know what's going on.
17:05Yeah.
17:05And, you know, uh, you inspired me.
17:09I'm going to get my breasts checked.
17:10Not on camera, obviously, but...
17:12I'll do it on camera.
17:14Okay.
17:15Okay, let's get those results.
17:17Let's hear them right now.
17:18So, one thing to remember, this is just...
17:19Hey, don't lay runway.
17:20Just give it to me straight.
17:21Oh, right.
17:21As I was saying, the most important thing...
17:24Okay, you're still doing it.
17:25Don't tiptoe.
17:25Just let him talk.
17:26He's trying to understand.
17:27Serena, I can't hear him when you're talking.
17:29It's fine.
17:30You're fine.
17:31Oh, God.
17:33Yes!
17:34Yes!
17:34The cyst is benign, and my sisters are doing fine.
17:38No, no, no, no, no, stop!
17:40Stop those results.
17:41Don't read those results.
17:43We already did.
17:44Okay, well, I don't know them yet.
17:46So, this is still pure.
17:48Jojo, today has been so hard.
17:51Maybe even the hardest day of my life.
17:55But I got some words of wisdom from a man named Antonio L.
17:59He laid into me, especially when I spilled my Gatorade
18:03in his back seat.
18:04Sanderson, what is the point?
18:06Not Sanderson.
18:08Manderson.
18:09My point is, I love you.
18:13But love can make you crazy.
18:16Right?
18:17Don't I always call you crazy?
18:19Well, today, I went crazy.
18:21I ran all the way around the world to get back to you.
18:32Well, there you go.
18:34Classic Sanderson.
18:37Knowing exactly what to do to make me love you.
18:42And I'm fine, by the way.
18:43Oh, I know.
18:45I could hear the cheering in the hall, just to be completely honest.
18:48I do not like that man.
18:50Alex and Serena really stepped up for me.
18:53So, I guess I did lean on loved ones today.
18:57And look, Sanderson's love language is fear.
19:00So, the fact that he got so scared, he just ran away from the hospital.
19:06Somebody loves me.
19:08All right, Dr. Reed will be injecting you with lidocaine, and then I will make the incision.
19:14Uh, I read it's going to hurt a lot.
19:16Well, once again, you are spot on.
19:19Tilt up.
19:19Well, it's just...
19:21It's going to be fine, right?
19:24I'm not the best with pain.
19:25Yeah.
19:27You'll be fine.
19:30Doctor, when you're ready.
19:33I guess there are some things a search engine can't tell you.
19:36Well, when it comes down to it, there's really only one question patients want answered.
19:42Will I be okay?
19:46You come to me for that one.
19:48Okay.
19:49Wild geese.
19:51You do not have to be good.
19:54You do not have to walk on your knees for a hundred miles through the desert, repenting.
19:59You only have to let the soft animal of your body love what it loves.
20:04Meanwhile, the world goes on.
20:06Meanwhile, the wild geese, high in the clear blue air, are heading home again.
20:13Whoever you are, no matter how lonely, the world offers itself to your imagination.
20:19Calls to you like the wild geese, harsh and exciting, over and over announcing your place
20:26in the family of things.
20:27Wow.
20:33Cringe.
20:34It didn't even rhyme.
20:37Okay, Mom, I'll let you go.
20:39I know you got the voice tonight.
20:40Thanks, guys.
20:41Good day.
20:43Two-hour episode, I know.
20:44Should be a good one.
20:46Hey, real quick.
20:47I just wanted to ask.
20:49Do you think Dad would be proud of me?
20:53Yeah?
20:55Huh.
20:55Yeah.
20:58Yes, Mom.
20:58I think Snoop is probably high.
21:01Sorry I tried to trade you earlier.
21:04You didn't try to trade me.
21:05You tried to give me away for free.
21:07Softball for amputees?
21:09Yeah, I'm trying to find the silver lining in case I lose the foot.
21:12Okay.
21:13Enough.
21:14Shoe off.
21:15Let me see the toe.
21:16Really?
21:17Thanks.
21:17That's why you can't start Googling symptoms.
21:20Because you just...
21:21Oh, man.
21:23That is definitely dislocated.
21:25You been walking on this?
21:26I mean, just to and from work.
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