Dungeons & Drag Queens S01E03P1 (2023)

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00:00:00Boss ass bitch.

00:00:05Hello, one and all.

00:00:07Welcome back to another thrilling episode of Dimension 20, Dungeons and Drag Queens.

00:00:11I'm your humble dungeon master, Branly Mug, and with me, as always, are our questing queens.

00:00:15Say hi, questing queens.

00:00:17Hi, questing queens.

00:00:20Last we left...

00:00:23It's beautiful.

00:00:26Well, I shouldn't wonder that we're all exclaiming and making noise, because we are in the depths of the underworld right now.

00:00:34Last we left off, our four heroes, each for reasons of their own, some secret and some shared,

00:00:41had traveled down the gallows road after having met, before the adventure even began, in the city of Darktide,

00:00:46where you all came together and realized that it was safer to travel to the underworld together than separately.

00:00:51You went to the village of Greeley, where you began to see some strange conspirings.

00:00:57Villains were approaching the entrance of the underworld as well.

00:01:00Rumors of a merfolk, possibly your cousin Kina of Everdeep.

00:01:05We had the smell of cedar on the breeze.

00:01:08A strange smell not smelled since the massacre of the Fohammer family so long ago.

00:01:15Rumors of a witch hunter that had driven Gertrude from her lakeside home.

00:01:21And in a burst of mist, after you defeated a disguised undead, the face of Zarya X, the blood queen and architect of the downfall of Titania and the fairy realms.

00:01:34Many eyes gazed on the entrance to the underworld, and many feet tramped their way to that fabled realm.

00:01:43However, you swiftly ascended the mountainside, got to Gargrim, the guardian of the gate to the underworld, and descended into the lands beyond.

00:01:53You journeyed to the River of Sorrow.

00:01:56We summoned a dead whale.

00:01:57We quickly dispatched a small army of the undead that sought to make their way to the lands of the living once more.

00:02:05We also remember that we could have just walked across the...

00:02:09We don't talk about that.

00:02:10I turned into a puddle.

00:02:11Turned into a puddle.

00:02:12I did.

00:02:13That happened as well.

00:02:14We also met your uncle Kerwin.

00:02:16Yeah.

00:02:17The spirit of the long-lost Duke Kerwin Fohammer of the Fohammer family.

00:02:22Kerwin suggested, because you were one soul short, as Troian must deliver a certain amount of souls for what she believed was the cause of keeping Everdeep safe from dark forces at work within the deep sea.

00:02:34I had really thought.

00:02:35You really thought.

00:02:36And that is what you had been told by none other than your mother, the queen, Inira of Everdeep.

00:02:42Inira.

00:02:43You.

00:02:44No way.

00:02:46Inira, I just met her.

00:02:47You journeyed to the long shadow Bazaar outside of the Ark of Forgotten Things.

00:02:56Oh, God.

00:02:56Not the Bazaar.

00:02:57The Bazaar to meet Ny'erith, the jackal-headed demon.

00:03:01It got Bazaar, too.

00:03:04Well, successfully managed to steal his soul for a short time before some towering Janari demon snatched it once again out of your hand.

00:03:10And easy come, easy go.

00:03:14You ended up showing up a little bit short on your quota to the end of the empty glass, where Damia, your old vampire friend, agreed to sell you sort of a temporary soul that can fool some of the servants of the goddess of death, but probably not the goddess herself.

00:03:32The princess kindly offered up some of her own blood.

00:03:36You got your soul.

00:03:37Gertrude made a wonderful tea that sort of revivified everybody.

00:03:41And you talked to Shalila, the sort of half-masked servant of Thanara, goddess of death and the underworld.

00:03:50Shalila agreed to take the soul, but not before spilling the beans.

00:03:53It's that it seemed that Emira of Everdeep wasn't protecting her people.

00:04:00She was selling souls to live forever.

00:04:03And some quick spellcasting from Gertrude saw that your father had been in that role before you and paid a heavy price to free the souls that he had brought to the goddess of the underworld.

00:04:15The four of you, your uncle Kerwin, now face an endless waste, crimson storm clouds and red lightning in the far-off distance of the Tower of Tombs, the realm and lair of the goddess Thanara herself.

00:04:33Shalila and her entourage march out into the wasteland.

00:04:37And for your plan to work, you need to get there before they do, because that soul there is not a worthy one.

00:04:45That is the seventh soul in her amulet.

00:04:47What could await you in the Tower of Tombs?

00:04:50Miracles?

00:04:51The ability for things lost?

00:04:54Family and realms to come back once more?

00:04:59Answers about a long-lost father and secrets kept within a family?

00:05:03Or even answers concerning the gift of magic and immortality itself?

00:05:09All of this awaits as you delve finally to the very heart of the underworld.

00:05:15We return.

00:05:16That was a big old recap.

00:05:17I just, you know.

00:05:17I know, it was amazing.

00:05:18We...

00:05:19Yeah, you nailed it.

00:05:20It was great.

00:05:20Previously on...

00:05:23It's funny.

00:05:24So, all of you look out and see these sort of crimson storm clouds.

00:05:27You can see Shalila and her four guardians kind of moving towards a lonesome road that moves through the wasteland.

00:05:36The question I put before you now is, do you try to follow the same road Shalila is?

00:05:42Which is, of course, she's probably taking the fastest road to the Tower of Tombs, but she's not particularly in a hurry.

00:05:48So, the question remains how you want to try and beat her to the Tower.

00:05:54Well, we have lied to her.

00:05:56We've been lying a lot, my goodness.

00:05:57We did lie to her until we were going back upstairs.

00:06:00So, she's probably not expecting us.

00:06:02She doesn't seem angry or anything.

00:06:04She seems pretty chill.

00:06:05She doesn't seem suspicious of anything.

00:06:07But maybe we should just be walking right behind her.

00:06:10Who is Shalila?

00:06:12She's the one who told us about my dad.

00:06:14You remember when we said four and then you said a hundred?

00:06:16We were talking to her.

00:06:17Okay.

00:06:17Well, okay, okay.

00:06:19She is expecting an invitation to board game night momentarily.

00:06:23At our palatial mansion, where you can see 400 people.

00:06:27Yeah.

00:06:28Intimate.

00:06:31How do we get there faster than her?

00:06:33I mean, can we fly?

00:06:34It seems like she's not moving fast.

00:06:36We can go another route, just hoof it.

00:06:39Do we ever split up?

00:06:40Is that a thing?

00:06:41Is that dumb?

00:06:42No, I don't think we should split up.

00:06:43This is not a scary movie.

00:06:45We're not doing that.

00:06:46Yeah, we're staying together, babes.

00:06:48I mean, you'd be the one that survived until the end of the day.

00:06:51Yeah, which is why she's like, she's like, she's like, in your best, it's in you three's best interest.

00:06:56To stay together.

00:06:57And she's not wrong.

00:06:57Did you hear that?

00:06:58And she's not wrong.

00:07:00Princess has been coming through Hercules and shit, okay?

00:07:02Just breaking backs.

00:07:04And I think Twyla's escaped death all the time.

00:07:07And we are confused as to how.

00:07:09She probably can't die.

00:07:12You're immortal, too?

00:07:13Probably.

00:07:14You don't know?

00:07:15She's assuming at this point.

00:07:17Twyla doesn't know a thing.

00:07:19She's definitely lucky, I'll say that.

00:07:21Yeah.

00:07:21What if we beat up Shanita and we take...

00:07:24Who's Shanita?

00:07:25Oh, Shalila.

00:07:25That's her landlord.

00:07:26Oh, Shalila.

00:07:27She just wants us to go settle a debt for her.

00:07:29She goes, what if we leave here and beat up Shanita, and then come back here and play Dungeons & Dragons?

00:07:33What if we beat up Shalila and take her, like, her metal guys and use her, use them?

00:07:42Oh, like, okay.

00:07:43So, okay, so you're...

00:07:44How do we do that?

00:07:44Or befriend her.

00:07:46Why do we want to fight Shalila?

00:07:47Shalila has been...

00:07:48She helped us.

00:07:49She told us stuff.

00:07:50I know.

00:07:50She was kind of nice.

00:07:51But she told us stuff because she's kind of an idiot.

00:07:54I don't want to beat the shit out of Shanita.

00:07:56You don't want to have brought it up.

00:07:57Don't you think it slipped?

00:07:58I know.

00:07:58I'm floating ideas here, okay?

00:08:00We're spitballing.

00:08:01I think we can, like...

00:08:03I am an assassin.

00:08:04I'm very good at tracking people.

00:08:06Yeah.

00:08:06Are you a lip-sync assassin?

00:08:08I'm a lipstick assassin.

00:08:13I am really good at tracking people.

00:08:16I think we can just follow behind Shalila.

00:08:19Because if we get there before her, what are we going to do?

00:08:22Wait for her.

00:08:23No, there's that other soul.

00:08:25What's that other soul?

00:08:27Another worthy soul.

00:08:28Because you know that Kina...

00:08:29You feel like Kina stole your kill, essentially, right?

00:08:31Oh, we lost that.

00:08:33That worthy soul we had was the one that got taken back from the guards.

00:08:36Never mind.

00:08:37Yeah, so you know that there's another soul in town that's worthy, but that demon has it.

00:08:41And your cousin Kina, you believe, stole the soul that you were supposed to get, as we know.

00:08:46Famed producer Monk Ronson.

00:08:47Yeah, absolutely.

00:08:48Part of me feels like, okay, this is crazy.

00:08:51But the jackal guy.

00:08:52I mean, if this was a movie, he's such a great character.

00:08:54I would love to revisit him.

00:08:56I do.

00:08:56I would, too.

00:08:56I kind of want to go back and, like...

00:08:59So, hey.

00:09:01But we're the magic.

00:09:02Yeah, I kind of want to be like, I know how this looks.

00:09:09I'm scared, but I like it.

00:09:12I mean, I'm not mad at going back to him.

00:09:14But you have to talk to him now.

00:09:15So, this time, I think the answer is this time we just got to be real.

00:09:18We got to just give this man what he wants.

00:09:20We cannot trick him again.

00:09:21We got to just give him what he wants.

00:09:23What if he asks if we're lying?

00:09:25Do I say yes?

00:09:26He's going to want memories.

00:09:26He's going to want souls.

00:09:27We'll say we lied.

00:09:28We'll say we lied.

00:09:29We found out some new stuff.

00:09:30My friend here is an assassin.

00:09:32She's been doing this job.

00:09:33Also, are you going to...

00:09:33I'm going to sound like this the whole time.

00:09:35So, we're going to be like, so we found out a lot of stuff.

00:09:37We acted out of fear.

00:09:39We were afraid that her entire community, village, would be destroyed if we didn't get this one soul.

00:09:44Now we know it's not the truth.

00:09:45It's more like a city.

00:09:46We have over two million people.

00:09:48We're not in a village.

00:09:49It's a metropolis.

00:09:50Tell me if this is crazy.

00:09:51I apologize.

00:09:52I mean, it's not Atlantis, but go ahead.

00:09:54This is crazy.

00:09:56So, one of my...

00:09:57It's kind of like the suburbs of Atlantis.

00:09:59So, you know how one of my spells is to disguise, right?

00:10:02And it says, use magic to change your appearance.

00:10:04Is there a world where Twyla changes her appearance to look like the person, like Thanara, and to grab...

00:10:12Oh, no.

00:10:12Okay, we can't go so high.

00:10:13Yeah, why would Thanara be in town?

00:10:14They'd be like, what are you doing here?

00:10:15But Miss Thing is going to Thanara to give her the souls, right?

00:10:18My thing is...

00:10:19Shalila.

00:10:20Be Shalila.

00:10:20My thing is, what if we don't trick him?

00:10:23What if we just go in and we just give him something?

00:10:26We all have...

00:10:26Oh, I'm trying to trick Shalila.

00:10:28What if we...

00:10:29Because Shalila's bringing the souls back to Thanara, and I'm like, if she thinks that

00:10:33I'm Thanara, then she's like, here you go, Thanara.

00:10:35I'm like, thank you, sis.

00:10:36But when did she be like, why are you...

00:10:37Also, Thanara's massive, and she's huge.

00:10:39Like, 18 feet tall.

00:10:40She's 18 feet tall.

00:10:41She's in disguise.

00:10:42Go to Thanara dressed as Shanita.

00:10:42Baby, I can change myself into an airplane if I want to.

00:10:45That is true.

00:10:46I'm Twyla.

00:10:47No, but we don't have anything to give to Thanara.

00:10:49So I think, to your point, you describe yourself as Thanara.

00:10:52Right.

00:10:52And then she gives it to me.

00:10:53And Shalila gives it to you.

00:10:55But what are we getting from Shalila?

00:10:56Shalila doesn't have the worthy soul either.

00:10:58But why do we...

00:10:58She does not.

00:10:59No, we don't need that.

00:11:00Because Shalila doesn't have the worthy soul.

00:11:01Shalila has a bag full of souls and one unworthy one.

00:11:03Here's the question.

00:11:03Time out.

00:11:04If we know, why do I care to give her the worthy souls now?

00:11:07Because knowing what this is about now.

00:11:09Knowing what this is about now, you may well have decided that you don't want to hand those souls over.

00:11:14But the question is, given all the stuff that you do want from Thanara, you don't know how reasonable this goddess is.

00:11:22So I think there are questions for you about what your reception.

00:11:26It's very like, what's the wizard going to think when we get to the Emerald City?

00:11:30Right?

00:11:30What's Thanara going to think of us when we actually get to the Tower of Tombs?

00:11:33So it's true that you no longer care to uphold the deal your mother struck.

00:11:38But you do know that the goddess of the underworld is expecting seven souls.

00:11:42You could reasonably decide, I'm not interested in pursuing that deal.

00:11:45Or you could reasonably decide it might be worth it anyway.

00:11:47It also seems to know that if she doesn't get the seven souls, she probably won't be cool about it.

00:11:51And also, I think that I have never met Thanara.

00:11:53So I think what we're trying to do is, okay, okay, let's get it.

00:11:56Disguise, Thanara.

00:11:57Shalila gives it to us.

00:11:59And then you...

00:11:59I know what she looks like.

00:12:00I can describe her.

00:12:01Because I saw her in the memory.

00:12:02So I can describe her.

00:12:03I can describe it.

00:12:04And then Shalila, so that way we all have a chance to talk to Thanara and be like,

00:12:08here are the things you want.

00:12:09We're all here.

00:12:10Can you answer our four wishes, basically?

00:12:12Well, okay.

00:12:12So I want to reassess what we're all doing here.

00:12:17Because I have not been completely honest with all of you about why I'm in the underworld.

00:12:23Is this out loud or is this through the grave?

00:12:24This is to you.

00:12:25I'm talking to you all out loud.

00:12:26Okay, great.

00:12:27You're all in a safe place.

00:12:29You're towards the edge of hollow grave in a safe place.

00:12:32Okay.

00:12:33You know, there is a curse on me where I can't die.

00:12:37But it's not fear.

00:12:38It's not immortality.

00:12:39It's not like, girl...

00:12:40It's not invincibility.

00:12:42It's just immortality.

00:12:43So it's kind of a curse, right?

00:12:46So when I came down here, I was hoping to just come down here and not leave, have my soul taken.

00:12:50Now I want to live my life.

00:12:51I've just got a new perspective.

00:12:53So I want to live my life.

00:12:55And I want to have a natural death like everyone else has granted.

00:12:58But it doesn't have to be here and now anymore.

00:13:01So my perspective has changed as to why I'm down here.

00:13:04So I do want to go down to Thanara.

00:13:07I do not know if this woman is reasonable at all.

00:13:10But I do want to go and, like, just kind of plead my case.

00:13:13She seems to be able to bargain.

00:13:15I watched her bargain.

00:13:16Like, she offered your father a chance to give his soul.

00:13:21She didn't take it.

00:13:22He gave it.

00:13:23Yeah.

00:13:24So she's not beyond reason.

00:13:26You know what I mean?

00:13:27I don't know if you're going to atone in the way that your father atoned or what you...

00:13:31Because you've been doing this for a while.

00:13:32I don't know.

00:13:33How do you feel about your journey here now?

00:13:35You know, I think that Thanara has...

00:13:38There is a lot of...

00:13:39I think she can grant me grace knowing why I have been doing this.

00:13:42And like you said, she seems reasonable.

00:13:44And I think talking to her and meeting her face to face, she will be able to remedy a lot of what...

00:13:49She acts quick.

00:13:50Like, once your dad was like, I'll give my soul...

00:13:53She didn't even hear his next words.

00:13:55Boom.

00:13:55Take it.

00:13:56Eat it.

00:13:56Done.

00:13:56He just obliterated.

00:13:58It was kind of bananas.

00:13:59And Thanara probably, with all her soul power, she has the power to restore both of your family and your...

00:14:04And I think that's why Twyla's going down there.

00:14:06Because she...

00:14:07The only being that could restore the dead to life is her.

00:14:13But before you bring the dead back to life, I just want to say, life is a gift.

00:14:17But it's not everything.

00:14:19You know what I mean?

00:14:19So like, if you restore them back, like, to what end?

00:14:22Like, do they have unfinished business?

00:14:24Maybe they're at peace.

00:14:25Maybe there's some shots that need people to work in.

00:14:28Are you bringing them...

00:14:29They were taken away before their time.

00:14:31Yeah.

00:14:32And is there any chance that you're bringing them back without...

00:14:34Consult...

00:14:34I mean, because you're...

00:14:36Like, does your...

00:14:36We should ask your uncle, does he want to be brought back?

00:14:38We'll do a show of hands from the soul.

00:14:40Or a show of bones.

00:14:42Yeah.

00:14:42Kermin looks and says, I will.

00:14:44If you remember, when you met me, I was desperately trying to swim across the River of Sorrow.

00:14:48Yeah.

00:14:48It seems pretty common.

00:14:49Yeah.

00:14:49They all want to swim out.

00:14:51Yeah.

00:14:51It's pretty common.

00:14:51Yeah.

00:14:52Touche.

00:14:52And you see, Kermin looks and says, listen, in some...

00:14:56Is there some world where there would be rest or peace after life?

00:15:00I would more than happily consider it.

00:15:03I don't know if you've taken a look around.

00:15:04And you see, look at this howling purple wasteland.

00:15:06Yeah.

00:15:07He's like, it's...

00:15:08I would describe the conditions of the afterlife as suboptimal.

00:15:13Yeah.

00:15:13It's no Everdeep.

00:15:14This is apparently the New York City of the ocean.

00:15:17Yes, it is.

00:15:19Greatest city in the underworld.

00:15:22Okay, so, are we all on one accord?

00:15:28Swyla, can you describe to Swyla so she can transform or do we want to go see Thanos?

00:15:33Ny'ereth.

00:15:34Ny'ereth.

00:15:34Okay, oddly enough, Ny'ereth scares me a little more than our...

00:15:38Who is that?

00:15:39The Jekyll-headed guy.

00:15:40Jekyll-face.

00:15:41Yes.

00:15:42I'm so sorry.

00:15:44I'm just...

00:15:45Listen, I know there are people watching right now and they're like, what are these names?

00:15:49They're like, Jujubees there.

00:15:50Well, the audience has the benefit.

00:15:51They're going to see big art come up on screen every time.

00:15:55So we don't have the benefit of that, but...

00:15:57Okay.

00:15:58So how do we get there is the question.

00:16:01Should we just trail behind...

00:16:02Yeah, when I said we can, we can, like, trail behind...

00:16:05Conceal ourselves with a spell and trail behind her.

00:16:09We don't have to trail behind her because we're going to walk right up to her and saying,

00:16:11Hey, it's me, I was going out for...

00:16:14We need to cut her off, girl.

00:16:15I was stepping out.

00:16:16We need to cut her off so she thinks...

00:16:18We need to get to the castle before her.

00:16:20Do we have a reason why we're not on the throne?

00:16:23Yeah, that's a little fishy.

00:16:25You're like, what is she doing here?

00:16:26She...

00:16:27If Joe Biden knocked on your door, wouldn't you be like...

00:16:29If it was Joe Biden, no.

00:16:33I'd be like, I'd be like, wrong door, honey.

00:16:35What are you doing here?

00:16:36I kind of expected you in the Oval Office, not...

00:16:39He's like, oh, I was just delivering some ex-classified documents.

00:16:41Yeah, it seems...

00:16:43It seems...

00:16:44Y'all don't really think Thanara would leave the throne just to go for a walk.

00:16:47I don't know her.

00:16:48No.

00:16:49Maybe she's been locked up for seven days.

00:16:51She's getting over a cold and she's getting 30 minutes a day to walk around.

00:16:55There's a small chance we could ask the...

00:16:57Okay, we could ask the Jekyll-headed guy for help.

00:17:02He's very powerful.

00:17:02And what's his name?

00:17:04Nairith.

00:17:05Nairith.

00:17:05I don't know if Nairith travels well.

00:17:08He's old.

00:17:09He was pretty slow in touch with him.

00:17:10Why would we bring him with us?

00:17:11Because he's powerful.

00:17:12And he probably knows...

00:17:13He seems to barter with...

00:17:15He's very good at bargaining.

00:17:17He might say no.

00:17:18He has a business to run.

00:17:20So y'all want to go with his...

00:17:21Or maybe we could ask him if he can give us something.

00:17:23I think we're all going to die.

00:17:24Maybe he has something that can help us.

00:17:26We're going to appeal to his sensibility.

00:17:28And we're going to apologize.

00:17:29We're going to atone.

00:17:30Okay.

00:17:30So our options are pretend to be Thanara or go back to Nairith.

00:17:35Which one seems...

00:17:36They're both very...

00:17:37I think...

00:17:37They're crazy.

00:17:38They're both very dangerous.

00:17:40We could definitely take Shalila.

00:17:42I don't know that we can convince her.

00:17:43I don't know if we can definitely...

00:17:44I don't know that we can convince her that like,

00:17:46oh yeah, I'm just out for a walk.

00:17:48Yeah, that does seem a little hard to do.

00:17:50Well, Twyla could start a rumor.

00:17:53About what?

00:17:54I don't know.

00:17:54Get people to fight.

00:17:55Then we can go take some souls.

00:17:57Well, souls...

00:17:58There are only souls up there, though.

00:17:59Oh, we're still downstairs.

00:18:01You see, Kerwin looks and says,

00:18:03it's true that all of the plans that you're talking about

00:18:06seem very dangerous and reckless.

00:18:08But it's possible that down here,

00:18:10there are no plans that won't involve some level of risk.

00:18:14Yeah, we gotta risk.

00:18:15Okay, I think this is...

00:18:17Let's have a vote.

00:18:18My final thought is this.

00:18:19We've dabbled in a lot of dishonesty.

00:18:22And it might be time to get honest

00:18:24and go talk to this jackal-headed guy.

00:18:28Okay.

00:18:29And then run to...

00:18:31We're wasting time.

00:18:31He's all the way on the other side.

00:18:33We are losing.

00:18:34We are losing time.

00:18:35Again, Shalila's not in a rush.

00:18:36She's leisurely pacing.

00:18:37If you look over, you can see that the bazaar

00:18:40is not far from here.

00:18:41If you want...

00:18:41If the goal is to be honest, then...

00:18:45All right.

00:18:46I vote yes, bazaar.

00:18:47I vote bazaar, too.

00:18:48I'm gonna vote against myself.

00:18:50I vote bazaar, too.

00:18:51Okay.

00:18:51I'm gonna go talk to...

00:18:52I think that's a good idea.

00:18:53Okay.

00:18:54Incredible.

00:18:55So you go to the long shadow of bazaar.

00:18:57You see, there it is.

00:18:58The small shop with the golden embossment

00:19:00on the glass window pane of the door.

00:19:03Nyirith's Curios.

00:19:04And do you all walk in?

00:19:06She goes first.

00:19:07Well, I...

00:19:07Okay, so I slowly open the door.

00:19:10So you see, sitting on a tall stool,

00:19:14looking on a tall stool

00:19:15with one of those big, like,

00:19:16crane arm magnifying glasses,

00:19:18looking at, like, a tiny little clock

00:19:20that he's fixing,

00:19:21this jackal-headed dude looks up.

00:19:23Welcome to Nyirith.

00:19:25Unreal.

00:19:27Before you do...

00:19:28Don't...

00:19:29Before you do anything,

00:19:31I'm gonna level with you.

00:19:32This time, I am being fully honest.

00:19:34And she decides to, um...

00:19:36Can I...

00:19:37Can I let him hear my thoughts?

00:19:39Can I do honesty on myself?

00:19:41Do you want to, like, cast detect thoughts

00:19:43to broadcast your thoughts?

00:19:45Yes.

00:19:45So he knows I'm not lying.

00:19:47Incredible.

00:19:48So he knows I'm not lying.

00:19:49So I cast detect on myself

00:19:53and give it so he can hear what I'm thinking.

00:19:56So he knows I'm not lying.

00:19:57And I go, now, listen,

00:19:58you know I got this.

00:20:01All my cards are on the table.

00:20:03So can I just let my friends come in here?

00:20:05Okay, so this is incredible.

00:20:07I'm gonna say,

00:20:08with this degree of openness,

00:20:11I'm gonna allow you to roll a persuasion check,

00:20:13and you can roll it with advantage

00:20:15because there is no way for him

00:20:16to not know that you're being honest.

00:20:18So we're gonna roll persuasion with advantage.

00:20:19I'll say, if you are able to get a 15,

00:20:23he will hear you out.

00:20:25If you were able to get a 25,

00:20:27that will be like he's blown away.

00:20:29My persuasion is an 8.

00:20:30An 8.

00:20:32That's a 13.

00:20:3313 plus 8 is 21.

00:20:3521.

00:20:35Okay, roll again.

00:20:36If you hit a 17 or higher,

00:20:38so that's already a success.

00:20:40Let's see what your second roll is.

00:20:4220!

00:20:43Oh, yeah, 20!

00:20:45Oh, my God!

00:20:47Yes, baby!

00:20:47Yes!

00:20:48What a roll to do it on.

00:20:53Okay, this is gonna be good for us.

00:20:55This is gonna be good.

00:20:56Oh, my God!

00:20:58So this unbelievable bit of magic,

00:21:01this is also, I feel like,

00:21:03for Gertrude,

00:21:03who spent her entire life

00:21:04as a hermit,

00:21:06concealed,

00:21:07hidden away,

00:21:08not trusting the world,

00:21:09you completely open your mind.

00:21:12Vulnerable.

00:21:13Oh, Gertie.

00:21:14I'm getting vulnerable.

00:21:15I'm getting vulnerable.

00:21:16To a demon.

00:21:18You see, he looks up,

00:21:20and all of you that are, like,

00:21:20in the doorway as well,

00:21:21look up and just see a man who,

00:21:23let's be clear,

00:21:24you robbed three hours ago.

00:21:30Look up and go,

00:21:32and I go,

00:21:34okay, listen,

00:21:34listen, I know,

00:21:35I know how this looks,

00:21:37but I'm gonna cast this spell

00:21:39on myself

00:21:40so that you know

00:21:40that I'm telling the truth.

00:21:41You can hear my thoughts.

00:21:42Can I let my friends come in

00:21:44so we can atone?

00:21:47By all means,

00:21:48see them into us.

00:21:50So Gertie just kind of like

00:21:52does her antlers like this,

00:21:54her horns to get them to come in,

00:21:57and she goes,

00:21:58first of all,

00:21:58we really want to apologize.

00:22:00We came down here

00:22:01and we were desperate.

00:22:02This is my friend,

00:22:03Troianne.

00:22:05Do you know Everdeep?

00:22:07Everdeep, incredible.

00:22:09Seafood, unbelievable.

00:22:10Yes, really, really,

00:22:11really, really good,

00:22:11really good.

00:22:12Now, you eat seafood too,

00:22:13don't you?

00:22:13I do.

00:22:14I just,

00:22:15I had some scallops there

00:22:16that were the best I've ever had.

00:22:18Truly just like air

00:22:19cutting through with a knife.

00:22:20It was really, really tender.

00:22:21The thing is,

00:22:22we really thought

00:22:23that her entire city

00:22:25was gonna be taken down

00:22:28by Thanara

00:22:29if we did not get

00:22:31this worthy soul from you.

00:22:32So we lied,

00:22:34we cheated,

00:22:34we stole,

00:22:36we did all steal from you.

00:22:37And we,

00:22:39and I,

00:22:39and it was my idea.

00:22:41It was my idea

00:22:44and I regret it

00:22:46very, very much.

00:22:47And I'm really just here

00:22:48to appeal to your sensibility

00:22:49to see if there's any way

00:22:51we can get that soul.

00:22:52I will,

00:22:53I don't want to trade

00:22:53her playing cards.

00:22:54I'm willing to trade

00:22:55something that I have

00:22:56to atone for what I've done.

00:22:58I'm willing to do

00:22:58what it takes

00:22:59to get that soul from you.

00:23:00And any help

00:23:01you can offer us.

00:23:02Is that all we need

00:23:03is a soul?

00:23:04Don't we want something else?

00:23:05And anything you can,

00:23:07so we're going to,

00:23:08Thanara to,

00:23:09basically we're going

00:23:10to meet the wizard.

00:23:10You know what I mean?

00:23:11She has some atoning to do.

00:23:13Well,

00:23:13not atoning.

00:23:14I want to find out

00:23:15what will happen

00:23:15with my father.

00:23:17And so we need to cut off

00:23:18Shalila,

00:23:18who has the unworthy soul

00:23:19so we can have

00:23:20a full seven set.

00:23:22So,

00:23:23the original soul

00:23:25that you were interested in,

00:23:26which after killing

00:23:28several of the demon

00:23:30enforcers in town,

00:23:31I have recovered.

00:23:32You killed them,

00:23:32oh God.

00:23:33But the soul

00:23:34is one matter

00:23:35and you need

00:23:37a means

00:23:38of outpacing Shalila,

00:23:40who has already left.

00:23:41Yes.

00:23:42It is quite

00:23:43a special feat

00:23:44of witchcraft

00:23:46to so bravely

00:23:49allow

00:23:50the demon

00:23:51of the underworld

00:23:52to see

00:23:53what most keep hidden.

00:23:59You see

00:24:00Ny'erith

00:24:01on that nat 20.

00:24:02I wrote a nat 20.

00:24:03Keep that in mind.

00:24:03Steps down,

00:24:05holds out a hand

00:24:06for your hand

00:24:07and gets down

00:24:08on one knee.

00:24:14Few and far between

00:24:16are those sorceresses

00:24:17who wield the gifts

00:24:20of both worlds,

00:24:22Kelvorda

00:24:23and this realm

00:24:24of the underworld.

00:24:25I will offer

00:24:26a bargain.

00:24:28It will be

00:24:28my first offer

00:24:29and also my last.

00:24:31You have

00:24:32paid me

00:24:32a grave

00:24:33insult

00:24:34earlier today

00:24:35and paid me

00:24:36a great honor

00:24:37now.

00:24:38So one

00:24:38and one offer

00:24:39only shall I make.

00:24:41It is yours

00:24:42to decline

00:24:43or accept.

00:24:45Should you decline,

00:24:46you will always

00:24:47be welcome

00:24:48in my shop

00:24:49but we will

00:24:49make no bargain.

00:24:50Do you understand?

00:24:52Just come and look.

00:24:53We can't do anything.

00:24:54Got it.

00:24:54Browse.

00:24:54Yeah,

00:24:54we have events here

00:24:55sometimes,

00:24:56signings.

00:24:57Meet and greets.

00:24:58Open mic night.

00:24:59Open mic night.

00:25:00Yeah,

00:25:00absolutely.

00:25:01I actually do,

00:25:02if you know anyone

00:25:03that's looking for stand-up,

00:25:04I do,

00:25:04I'm working on an act myself

00:25:06to sort of observational humor

00:25:08about the underworld.

00:25:09I mean,

00:25:10there's some stuff

00:25:11to observe here.

00:25:12Yeah,

00:25:12I tried a more

00:25:12storytelling style

00:25:13but I feel like

00:25:14audiences didn't connect.

00:25:15They sort of want

00:25:16the one-liners.

00:25:16The point being,

00:25:21you see he says,

00:25:22Nyrith looks at all of you.

00:25:24Again,

00:25:25incredibly touched

00:25:27by this act

00:25:28of magical vulnerability.

00:25:31I have beheld

00:25:32in Gertrude's memories

00:25:33one object

00:25:34that you do carry

00:25:35that you were right

00:25:37in assuming

00:25:38is a worthy bargain.

00:25:40The soul

00:25:41of famed musical producer

00:25:43Oliver Lieber,

00:25:45again,

00:25:46who composed

00:25:46Opposites Attract

00:25:47by Paula Abdul.

00:25:48Yes.

00:25:49Great, great song.

00:25:50Incredible song.

00:25:51I actually have a tattoo

00:25:52of MC Scat Cat

00:25:53on my body.

00:25:54Obsessed.

00:25:54Do you want to know

00:25:55where it is?

00:25:55Where?

00:25:56I'm going to guess.

00:25:57Guess.

00:25:58Your big toe.

00:26:00Oh,

00:26:00pretty close.

00:26:02Your little toe.

00:26:03Bingo.

00:26:06You see,

00:26:10he goes,

00:26:11I believe you hold

00:26:12a corrupted wraith clasp.

00:26:15A fair bargain.

00:26:16And you may make that

00:26:17by its own

00:26:18if you wish.

00:26:20I will trade you

00:26:21the soul

00:26:21for the clasp.

00:26:25He takes the soul

00:26:26right out

00:26:27and offers it to you.

00:26:28Splendid.

00:26:29You see,

00:26:29he exchanges them

00:26:31and goes,

00:26:33and for a means

00:26:33to outpace

00:26:35Shalila

00:26:35of the half-mask

00:26:37across the dangerous

00:26:39sands

00:26:39of the underworld,

00:26:41I have in my possession

00:26:42an object

00:26:44of some magical significance.

00:26:45You see,

00:26:46he holds

00:26:46a sort of

00:26:47little furry hand

00:26:48aloft.

00:26:48And you see

00:26:49in the corner

00:26:49there are a number

00:26:50of tall carpets

00:26:52that have been

00:26:53rolled up into rolls

00:26:54and are sort of

00:26:54in a bin together.

00:26:56He snaps a hand

00:26:57in one carpet.

00:26:59And it is massive.

00:27:00It's not like

00:27:01a throw.

00:27:02Yeah,

00:27:02it's not a small one.

00:27:03It's like,

00:27:04this thing is...

00:27:04Area rug.

00:27:05Yes,

00:27:05it's an area rug.

00:27:06It's a full,

00:27:07like,

00:27:07you could...

00:27:0715 by 16.

00:27:09Oh,

00:27:0915 by 16,

00:27:10exactly.

00:27:11You could,

00:27:11like,

00:27:11set a table

00:27:12and have a dinner

00:27:12on this thing.

00:27:13You see,

00:27:13it unravels

00:27:15and it fills

00:27:16the room

00:27:16with dust

00:27:18that smells

00:27:18like,

00:27:19like,

00:27:20sort of rich

00:27:21spices

00:27:21and something

00:27:23sort of floral

00:27:24but ancient too.

00:27:25Herbal sort of smell

00:27:26fills the room.

00:27:27As you see,

00:27:28incredible geometric

00:27:29patterns

00:27:30sort of fractaling

00:27:31out from the center

00:27:32point of a sort

00:27:33of deep

00:27:34eye.

00:27:35in the center

00:27:36of the carpet

00:27:36says,

00:27:39this should be able

00:27:40to bear you aloft

00:27:41over the sands

00:27:42quite quickly

00:27:43and I would be willing

00:27:44to part with it

00:27:45for there is something

00:27:46else you have

00:27:48of deep magical

00:27:48significance.

00:27:50Knowing already

00:27:51how deeply

00:27:52you value

00:27:53your memories.

00:27:54Great cards.

00:27:56Again,

00:27:56I gotta be clear,

00:27:57not gonna give anything

00:27:58magic for a deck of cards.

00:28:00I'd hold myself

00:28:02to something

00:28:02of a higher standard.

00:28:03I'm trying.

00:28:05They're rare cards.

00:28:07The important thing

00:28:08is this.

00:28:09There is something

00:28:09you possess

00:28:10and it is something

00:28:12that I think

00:28:12you deeply want

00:28:13to be rid of

00:28:15but

00:28:16it is quite

00:28:17valuable to me.

00:28:20You have a curse

00:28:21on you.

00:28:22Oh my gosh.

00:28:25I do.

00:28:26You go through a drawer

00:28:28and you see

00:28:28he takes

00:28:29an empty vial

00:28:30of a deep green

00:28:32bottle glass

00:28:33that you see

00:28:34has a signal

00:28:35on the bottom of it.

00:28:36There's like

00:28:36a rune inscribed.

00:28:38Now,

00:28:39that curse

00:28:40was not put on you

00:28:41by me

00:28:41and I

00:28:42do not have

00:28:43the strength

00:28:44to remove it.

00:28:45but if removed

00:28:48should you carry

00:28:49this bottle

00:28:50on your person

00:28:51if that curse

00:28:53were to be lifted

00:28:54the bottle

00:28:56would

00:28:57suck it up

00:28:59and return

00:29:00once more

00:29:01to me.

00:29:02The carpet

00:29:03is yours

00:29:04if you agree

00:29:05to carry

00:29:06this bottle.

00:29:07And we can keep

00:29:07the carpet?

00:29:08The carpet

00:29:09is yours forever.

00:29:10Out of good faith

00:29:11he's gonna trust

00:29:12that you're gonna do this

00:29:13I'm just kidding

00:29:13I don't even want

00:29:14this thing.

00:29:15He looks and says

00:29:16you have shown

00:29:19incredible courage

00:29:21in revealing

00:29:21your inner heart

00:29:22to me.

00:29:23Most would not

00:29:23do such a thing

00:29:24to a demon

00:29:25and though I am not

00:29:26the most benevolent

00:29:28actor

00:29:29I am

00:29:30an honest

00:29:31businessman.

00:29:32So

00:29:33the carpet

00:29:34is yours

00:29:34if you simply

00:29:35agree to

00:29:36carry the bottle

00:29:38on your person

00:29:39always.

00:29:40If you never

00:29:41managed to have

00:29:41your curse lifted

00:29:42then you have

00:29:44the minor inconvenience

00:29:45of needing

00:29:45to always travel

00:29:46with a small

00:29:47green bottle

00:29:47but if the curse

00:29:49is lifted

00:29:49it enters

00:29:51the vial there

00:29:52and returns

00:29:53to me

00:29:53and the curse

00:29:54becomes mine

00:29:55to do with

00:29:56as I wish.

00:29:57Oh.

00:29:58So Gertrude

00:30:00kind of like

00:30:00looks around

00:30:01everyone's looking

00:30:02at Gertrude

00:30:02every

00:30:03even the carpet.

00:30:05The carpet's got

00:30:05a big eye on it

00:30:06you see the eye

00:30:06blinks.

00:30:07So Gertrude

00:30:08slowly takes off

00:30:10her backpack

00:30:10and she lifts it

00:30:12open and she

00:30:12just holds it

00:30:13out to the demon

00:30:14to place the

00:30:15vial in and goes

00:30:15my word is my

00:30:17bond.

00:30:18Pleasure doing

00:30:19business.

00:30:20And pops the

00:30:21vial in

00:30:22and you see

00:30:22the carpet

00:30:23slinks towards

00:30:25the door

00:30:25and awaits

00:30:27outside.

00:30:29What?

00:30:29Yeah.

00:30:30Carpet rock.

00:30:33You're amazing

00:30:33thank you so much

00:30:34we gotta run.

00:30:36Pleasure doing

00:30:36business

00:30:37always feel welcome

00:30:38at Nyreth's Curios

00:30:39please don't rob me

00:30:39again.

00:30:40I promise

00:30:41we go out

00:30:42and we're outside

00:30:43we're like we're

00:30:44freaking out

00:30:44this is amazing

00:30:45that really worked

00:30:46out for us.

00:30:47Honestly

00:30:47we gotta be honest.

00:30:49Yeah you know

00:30:49we should have been

00:30:50honest in the beginning

00:30:51we should have.

00:30:52But was

00:30:52but

00:30:53but what?

00:30:55Do we trust the demon?

00:30:56Well I listen

00:30:57I don't know

00:30:57what it's gonna do

00:30:57with this

00:30:58I mean he might

00:30:59take the curse

00:30:59and just put it

00:31:00right back on me

00:31:00and be like ha ha ha.

00:31:01You know that it's

00:31:02just your curse

00:31:03it's like nothing else

00:31:03that goes in there.

00:31:04Which is your curse

00:31:05of immortality right?

00:31:06Yes.

00:31:06And you don't want it

00:31:07anyway so

00:31:08you should just

00:31:09open the bottle

00:31:09and oh no

00:31:10I can't remove it

00:31:11myself so

00:31:12we know

00:31:12who's gonna do that.

00:31:13Danara.

00:31:14How do we

00:31:15I don't know

00:31:16I don't know

00:31:16all we know

00:31:16is we're gonna

00:31:17try to get her

00:31:17to lift it

00:31:18she'll think

00:31:18she's doing

00:31:19something fierce

00:31:19maybe we don't

00:31:20know what she's

00:31:20planning

00:31:20once she lifts it

00:31:21it's gonna just

00:31:22zap back to the

00:31:22bazaar

00:31:23and what he does

00:31:24with it is

00:31:24his business

00:31:25she might be mad.

00:31:27So I think

00:31:27now that we have

00:31:28the magic carpet

00:31:28we know we can

00:31:29beat Shalila there

00:31:31I think we should

00:31:32give him the carpet

00:31:32and okay what's that

00:31:33plan?

00:31:34Are we kind of

00:31:34we need to get

00:31:35the other souls

00:31:36from Shalila though?

00:31:37Yeah are we going

00:31:37to Thanara or Shalila?

00:31:38You're not delivering

00:31:39souls anymore

00:31:39we're just

00:31:40you are here to like

00:31:41figure out what's

00:31:42going on

00:31:42but we do have

00:31:44the extra souls

00:31:45we might need to

00:31:47we need to bring

00:31:48the souls

00:31:49because we need

00:31:49Thanara to help us

00:31:51yeah

00:31:51so now we need to

00:31:53get to Shalila

00:31:53and fight her

00:31:54and these four guards

00:31:55and get that bag of souls

00:31:56there's five of them

00:31:57four of us

00:31:58we are rested

00:31:59yeah

00:31:59all you gotta do

00:32:00look at me like that

00:32:01we are all

00:32:02well rested

00:32:04in hindsight

00:32:05we should have asked

00:32:06we should have asked

00:32:07Nyman to give us

00:32:07some type of advantage

00:32:08I think the advantage

00:32:09was speed

00:32:10I think he gave us

00:32:11what he had gave

00:32:12so and

00:32:13Kerwin looks over

00:32:14and says

00:32:15I forgot you're here

00:32:16Kerwin

00:32:16I tried

00:32:17I tried to let you

00:32:18I tried to let you

00:32:19all do your thing

00:32:20you know

00:32:20I don't want

00:32:21girls night

00:32:22I'm along for the ride

00:32:23I'm just honestly

00:32:24happy to be here

00:32:25you see he goes

00:32:26depending on what

00:32:27you wish to do

00:32:28we could either

00:32:28beat Shalila

00:32:29to the Tower of Tombs

00:32:31or intercept her

00:32:32on the road there

00:32:33and if you wanted

00:32:34to try to swap

00:32:35the soul out

00:32:36the worthy one you have

00:32:37you could do that as well

00:32:38it's up to you

00:32:39I mean you have

00:32:39the advantage

00:32:40either way

00:32:40I think

00:32:40I gave you the wrong

00:32:42can I say that bag again

00:32:44I put my car keys in there

00:32:47okay the honesty

00:32:47the honesty thing is

00:32:49that Shalila's not gonna

00:32:50give this bag of souls

00:32:51up because that is her job

00:32:52we're gonna have to fight

00:32:53Shalila

00:32:53so what do we have

00:32:55what do we have to fight

00:32:56I have

00:32:56I have a fireball

00:32:58I have a counter spell

00:32:58I have a scorching ray

00:32:59I have a thunder wave

00:33:01that can hit a lot of

00:33:01people at once

00:33:02if we fight Shalila though

00:33:05and we have to get

00:33:06physical when we get

00:33:07to Fennar for whatever

00:33:08reason we will be

00:33:09we will be not rested

00:33:11we will not be well

00:33:12we got a sneak attack

00:33:13but if we fight them

00:33:14we will be tight

00:33:15we will have no place

00:33:17to rest

00:33:17is it just her

00:33:18that we're fighting

00:33:18and say

00:33:20you know

00:33:21join us

00:33:22is she friendly like that

00:33:24you know her better than we do

00:33:25it would be you

00:33:26to communicate with her

00:33:27she was pretty nice

00:33:28with us before

00:33:29she was not mean

00:33:30so are we gonna reveal

00:33:32to her that we

00:33:32okay

00:33:33too much on

00:33:33Kermit says

00:33:35I know you're gonna

00:33:35hate me for saying this

00:33:36but I am gonna say it

00:33:37you could

00:33:38there is a way

00:33:39you could butter her up

00:33:40and you just really

00:33:41have to invite her

00:33:42to that board game night

00:33:42yeah

00:33:43you know

00:33:44we can butter the board

00:33:45to the board game night

00:33:46I totally

00:33:46we may have

00:33:46overestimated

00:33:47maybe not 400

00:33:48but we can do

00:33:49at least one

00:33:49we can just tell her

00:33:51that we already

00:33:52had 395

00:33:53well she's gonna get there

00:33:54if we switch to Scrabble

00:33:56yeah

00:33:57we can change the plans

00:33:58yeah

00:33:58I don't think she's

00:33:59really set on the game

00:34:00I think she just wants

00:34:00the companionship

00:34:01be included

00:34:01what

00:34:02I think she wants

00:34:02the camaraderie

00:34:03what if she's like

00:34:04well I don't know

00:34:05how to spell

00:34:05I never went to

00:34:06we have a lot

00:34:07we have a lot of games

00:34:08okay

00:34:08yeah

00:34:09you know what

00:34:10Uno

00:34:11Uno is good

00:34:11and you have

00:34:13your playing card

00:34:13you have playing cards

00:34:15oh my god

00:34:17well didn't I give

00:34:18one up

00:34:18no you didn't give

00:34:19anything

00:34:19oh thank you lord

00:34:20we tried to rob him

00:34:21and almost died

00:34:22yeah

00:34:22okay so let's get

00:34:23on the carpet

00:34:24let's get to Shaleel

00:34:25so we're gonna be

00:34:25friendly to her

00:34:26we're not gonna like

00:34:27we can't afford to find her

00:34:29why don't we stop by

00:34:30and be like

00:34:30girl you need a ride

00:34:31now if she gets pissed off

00:34:33and attacks us

00:34:33then we have to fight

00:34:34if I say let's not

00:34:35try to go

00:34:36but then she'll get

00:34:36the first hit

00:34:37we don't want to

00:34:37sneak attack

00:34:38she has four armor

00:34:42suits

00:34:43god

00:34:43they're strong

00:34:44they're gonna be strong

00:34:45she's not a bad person

00:34:45I think the smartest thing

00:34:46is for Troianne

00:34:48to start a conversation

00:34:49with her

00:34:49because there's a relationship

00:34:50there's already a

00:34:51developed thing

00:34:51open and honest communication

00:34:52I think so

00:34:53I just want to quickly

00:34:54make sure I've taken off

00:34:55my detect spell

00:34:56so that no one around me

00:34:57yes

00:34:57you're all good

00:34:58also I'm gonna go back

00:34:59to 49

00:34:59because I am rested and healed

00:35:00yes rested and healed

00:35:01everyone's back at their

00:35:02normal hit points

00:35:02it's revealed

00:35:04that you're thinking

00:35:04these dumb bitches

00:35:05so the four of you

00:35:09and your companion

00:35:10Kerwin alight

00:35:11onto this flying carpet

00:35:13and

00:35:14a lot of begin singing

00:35:15a whole new world

00:35:15but whole is spelled

00:35:16h-o-l-e

00:35:18whole new world

00:35:19the carpet

00:35:21alights

00:35:22over hollow grave

00:35:24and you see

00:35:24the twisting sands

00:35:27and barren rocks

00:35:27of the underworld

00:35:28begin to race

00:35:29underneath you

00:35:30as ridges

00:35:31and mountains

00:35:32and different

00:35:32cliffs

00:35:33begin to peel away

00:35:35it's almost to the ground

00:35:36racing up behind you

00:35:37as fast as possible

00:35:38the wind whipping

00:35:40at your hair

00:35:41you see

00:35:41red clouds

00:35:44and crimson lightning

00:35:45in the distance

00:35:45and the thrill

00:35:46of sudden flight

00:35:47the strange feeling

00:35:48of the wind pushing you

00:35:49and yet

00:35:50everywhere that your

00:35:51limbs

00:35:52your feet

00:35:52your hands

00:35:53touch the carpet

00:35:54you feel

00:35:54soft fabric

00:35:56and feel completely safe

00:35:58and anchored to it

00:35:58even as the wind

00:35:59races past you

00:36:01as you travel

00:36:03you see the road

00:36:04winding away

00:36:05you've taken some

00:36:05amount of time

00:36:06to go to the bazaar

00:36:07make this deal

00:36:07and before long

00:36:10it's basically

00:36:11I mean minutes

00:36:12before suddenly

00:36:13you see

00:36:13head in the distance

00:36:14Shalila and her entourage

00:36:16so what has taken her

00:36:18hours of travel

00:36:18you in minutes

00:36:19have caught up

00:36:20on this flying carpet

00:36:21and do you

00:36:23descend and approach

00:36:24I think it's on you

00:36:25this is your friend

00:36:25Troyanne

00:36:27okay so the carpet

00:36:28close up

00:36:28oh we're in front of her

00:36:31or we just cut them on

00:36:32they're walking

00:36:32so she sees

00:36:33we got a carpet

00:36:33yeah okay

00:36:35I mean the carpet's

00:36:36loyal to me I think

00:36:37okay

00:36:37you pull up carpet

00:36:38sort of

00:36:39there's you know

00:36:40there's no other

00:36:40she's just like

00:36:41back into a spot

00:36:42yeah yeah

00:36:43hey Shalila

00:36:43my goodness

00:36:45very well

00:36:47you all arrived here

00:36:48and didn't know

00:36:50you had such a ride

00:36:52with you

00:36:52that's incredible

00:36:53where'd you get that

00:36:53we just got it

00:36:54at the bazaar

00:36:55Nyaroth love him

00:36:56wow

00:36:57it's a standard

00:36:59on 2019

00:36:59me and Nyaroth

00:37:00I know he's kind of

00:37:01grumpy we kind of

00:37:01have a we're cool

00:37:03he likes me a lot

00:37:04it is it is

00:37:05manual though

00:37:05I never know Nyaroth

00:37:06to like anybody

00:37:07he certainly does not

00:37:09like me so

00:37:10it's weird

00:37:11well we wanted to

00:37:11talk to you

00:37:12because um

00:37:13in lieu of what

00:37:15you told me about

00:37:15my mother

00:37:17and why I've been

00:37:18bringing souls here

00:37:19to the underworld

00:37:19we've done some

00:37:22thinking

00:37:23we all have some

00:37:24requests of Thinara

00:37:24and we'd like

00:37:26we'd like to present

00:37:27her with the souls

00:37:28not you

00:37:29now at this point

00:37:33I used

00:37:34the message

00:37:35to talk

00:37:37to Troian

00:37:38and go

00:37:39I don't feel like

00:37:40this one

00:37:40we agreed to

00:37:41this is

00:37:41we're being honest

00:37:42is that you said

00:37:43we're doing

00:37:43okay got it

00:37:44okay and then

00:37:45she said it back

00:37:45and I said

00:37:46okay got it

00:37:46you see

00:37:47Shalila looks at you

00:37:48and goes

00:37:48you wish

00:37:51you wish

00:37:52to present

00:37:53these souls

00:37:54to the goddess

00:37:55of death

00:37:56herself

00:37:57my mistress

00:37:58who I have long

00:38:00served

00:38:00you

00:38:01you should not

00:38:03even be

00:38:04beyond the bounds

00:38:05of hollow grave

00:38:06journeying farther

00:38:08in here

00:38:08the very winds

00:38:09themselves

00:38:10will drink

00:38:10your life force

00:38:11alive

00:38:12have you

00:38:13already

00:38:13had a night's

00:38:15sleep

00:38:15in the underworld

00:38:16and you know

00:38:16that you have not

00:38:17you've only rested

00:38:17that one hour

00:38:18with the tea

00:38:19Shalila it's irrelevant

00:38:21we respect your work

00:38:24as a hunter

00:38:26for the goddess

00:38:27I thought we were

00:38:28being friendly

00:38:28but we are all

00:38:31on a journey here

00:38:31as well

00:38:32and we'd like

00:38:34to once again

00:38:35kindly ask you

00:38:37she has an accent now

00:38:38to have the bag of souls

00:38:39to present to Thanara

00:38:41Gertrude is

00:38:42her eyes are beating

00:38:43from Lutra

00:38:43she is sweating

00:38:45profusely

00:38:47and afraid

00:38:47she just keeps

00:38:48looking at

00:38:49Princess going

00:38:50Twyla turns

00:38:53into a rock

00:38:54Troianne

00:38:58please give me

00:38:58a persuasion check

00:39:00big money

00:39:03big money

00:39:03no whatever

00:39:03and the difficulty

00:39:05a 15

00:39:07means she will

00:39:08hear out

00:39:08some part

00:39:09of what you are saying

00:39:10a 20

00:39:11means that she'll

00:39:12work with you

00:39:13and a 25

00:39:14is like

00:39:14perfect

00:39:15do you have any advantage?

00:39:16if anyone wants

00:39:17to give a help action

00:39:18they can

00:39:18help help

00:39:19help help

00:39:20what do you say

00:39:21in order to help

00:39:21Troianne

00:39:22I look at

00:39:24Shalila and go

00:39:24one moment please

00:39:25I pull Troianne

00:39:26to the side

00:39:27and I go

00:39:27listen

00:39:28I feel like

00:39:30we gotta

00:39:31be a little

00:39:32we don't wanna

00:39:33upset this woman

00:39:34the game night

00:39:34what about the game night

00:39:35you can mention

00:39:36the game night

00:39:37to sweeten the deal

00:39:38we can play

00:39:39Uno

00:39:39we can play

00:39:40anything she wants

00:39:41to play

00:39:41tell her we have

00:39:42like 80 games

00:39:43yeah

00:39:43interpret to Shalila

00:39:45to entreat

00:39:49with the goddess

00:39:49herself

00:39:50she has not

00:39:51seen a living

00:39:51mortal

00:39:52since

00:39:53since your father

00:39:55well this makes me

00:39:56happy that we didn't

00:39:57pretend to be her

00:39:58and walk around

00:39:58yeah

00:40:00I'm glad we died

00:40:05that bullet

00:40:06I hear you Shalila

00:40:09and you know

00:40:10I do also want to tell you

00:40:11we did formally invite you

00:40:13to game night

00:40:13and you seemed

00:40:14very excited about it

00:40:15and we would like

00:40:16to still invite you

00:40:18to game night

00:40:18if you and your

00:40:19four friends

00:40:19guards would like to come

00:40:20now you may roll

00:40:21with advantage

00:40:22let's go ahead

00:40:23and do this persuasion roll

00:40:23now Gertrude does wanna know

00:40:24did she disguise your accent

00:40:26because it changed

00:40:27okay

00:40:28yeah I'd really like

00:40:30to know why

00:40:30you're speaking

00:40:31like that

00:40:32Troianne

00:40:33yesterday

00:40:33before the nab

00:40:35didn't sound like

00:40:36I literally pretended

00:40:39to be American

00:40:39oh wait so I

00:40:40I rule with a

00:40:41you're gonna roll with

00:40:41advantage

00:40:41so you're gonna roll

00:40:42twice

00:40:42and take the better

00:40:43of the two rolls

00:40:44or the better

00:40:45of the two rolls

00:40:46don't do that

00:40:46fucking double one

00:40:47shit again

00:40:48everyone think 20

00:40:4820

00:40:49we're thinking 20

00:40:5020

00:40:5111

00:40:52plus

00:40:53and what do you add

00:40:53to your persuasion

00:40:542

00:40:54so 13

00:40:55so this has gotta be

00:40:57a 13

00:40:57no persuasion

00:40:58it's gotta be a 13

00:40:59or higher

00:40:59if we all say 20

00:41:00at the same time

00:41:011-3

00:41:011-2-3

00:41:0220

00:41:0319

00:41:0419 plus 2

00:41:06it's 21

00:41:06whoa

00:41:07incredible

00:41:08there we go

00:41:10there we go

00:41:10so you see

00:41:11she looks and says

00:41:12this is highly

00:41:13out of order

00:41:14and extremely

00:41:16unorthodox

00:41:17sorry

00:41:19and you see

00:41:20out of her one eye

00:41:20it's like her

00:41:21by the mess

00:41:21she cries a little bit

00:41:22and she says

00:41:22I've just never

00:41:23really been

00:41:24invited to anything

00:41:26like that

00:41:27hey

00:41:30you know

00:41:31down here

00:41:31when you are

00:41:32the emissary

00:41:33of the goddess

00:41:34people either

00:41:35fawn over you

00:41:37or they cringe

00:41:38or they want

00:41:38something from you

00:41:39and it's just

00:41:39very nice to feel

00:41:40like people

00:41:42relate to you

00:41:43on a personal level

00:41:45not just because

00:41:45they want something

00:41:46from you

00:41:46aww

00:41:48we hear that

00:41:49Shalila

00:41:50and we will gladly

00:41:51have you at game night

00:41:52you're playing

00:41:52Scrabble

00:41:53Uno

00:41:54and of course

00:41:55your favorite

00:41:56Parcheesi

00:41:58oh

00:41:58I love Parcheesi

00:42:01wow

00:42:02alright

00:42:03well I am going

00:42:03to make

00:42:04a buffalo chicken dip

00:42:05that will

00:42:06make your socks

00:42:07roll up and down

00:42:08alright

00:42:10listen

00:42:13I

00:42:13I cannot guarantee

00:42:15what mood

00:42:16will strike her

00:42:17when you

00:42:18approach

00:42:19but

00:42:20I cannot

00:42:21in good conscience

00:42:22say that

00:42:23it is unprecedented

00:42:24as

00:42:25the previous

00:42:27hunter of

00:42:28Everdeep

00:42:29did approach

00:42:30her

00:42:30with seven souls

00:42:32so

00:42:33I do not think

00:42:34I would be doing

00:42:35anything I am

00:42:35unallowed

00:42:36to do

00:42:38she reaches

00:42:40into her satchel

00:42:41and returns

00:42:42the amulet

00:42:43of souls to you

00:42:44feel free

00:42:46to approach

00:42:47her

00:42:47yourself

00:42:49I

00:42:50have other

00:42:51business

00:42:51in the wasteland

00:42:52on my way

00:42:53to the Tower

00:42:54of Tombs

00:42:54but I assume

00:42:55you will get

00:42:55there long

00:42:56before I do

00:42:57I would just

00:42:59say

00:43:00be very

00:43:03careful

00:43:03there are

00:43:06others

00:43:07currently

00:43:08at the Tower

00:43:09entreating

00:43:09the Goddess

00:43:10of Death

00:43:11but already

00:43:11there

00:43:12but it's

00:43:12Kiki

00:43:13Kiki

00:43:14not already

00:43:14there

00:43:15we gotta

00:43:15hurry up

00:43:16yeah we gotta

00:43:17book it

00:43:17I would hurry

00:43:18swiftly then

00:43:19my friend

00:43:19I am

00:43:20much business

00:43:21do I do

00:43:22with mortals

00:43:22in the town

00:43:23of Hollowgrave

00:43:24and you have

00:43:25always

00:43:26seen to your

00:43:28own business

00:43:28and held

00:43:30yourself

00:43:30with your chin

00:43:32high

00:43:32but I have

00:43:34always felt

00:43:35even amongst

00:43:36our very

00:43:36quick negotiations

00:43:38the respect

00:43:39that you had

00:43:40for me

00:43:40and I return

00:43:41it to you

00:43:42thank you

00:43:43as we say

00:43:44in Everdeep

00:43:44Molaso

00:43:46Kano

00:43:47is it

00:43:48normal or

00:43:49okay

00:43:50for me

00:43:50to do

00:43:50that back

00:43:51you can

00:43:51do it

00:43:51as well

00:43:51and you

00:43:53see that

00:43:54again

00:43:54she wipes

00:43:54that one

00:43:55tear

00:43:55and says

00:43:56farewell

00:43:57and good

00:43:57luck

00:43:58flying there

00:43:58you will

00:43:59need all

00:43:59haste

00:44:00you have

00:44:01your

00:44:01emulet

00:44:01of souls

00:44:02back

00:44:02honesty

00:44:03was the

00:44:04isn't that

00:44:06funny

00:44:06see but

00:44:08you had

00:44:08to be

00:44:08stern

00:44:09because

00:44:09if I

00:44:09came

00:44:09and saw

00:44:10she would

00:44:10have

00:44:10took us

00:44:10as a

00:44:10punk

00:44:11you had

00:44:11to come

00:44:11and stern

00:44:12and then

00:44:12you know

00:44:13Molala

00:44:14Kano

00:44:14well done

00:44:15so we

00:44:16better hop

00:44:16on this

00:44:16let's jump

00:44:17we're gonna hop

00:44:18on this

00:44:18fucking carpet

00:44:18I'm gonna just

00:44:19fly right next

00:44:20to y'all

00:44:20this good old

00:44:21shag carpet

00:44:22can you fly as fast

00:44:23as the carpet

00:44:23baby I'm Faye

00:44:24she's the fastest

00:44:26one here

00:44:27on her legs

00:44:28just

00:44:29okay fine

00:44:30you know what

00:44:30right alongside

00:44:31you know what

00:44:31let me just sit

00:44:32in the back though

00:44:33because I get

00:44:33like car sick

00:44:34that's right

00:44:34all of you

00:44:35begin to take

00:44:36off on the carpet

00:44:37peeling out

00:44:39over the wastelands

00:44:40here

00:44:40as you travel

00:44:41you see the tower

00:44:43off in the distance

00:44:44and journeying

00:44:45as fast

00:44:46as you can

00:44:46you look

00:44:48and see

00:44:49many sights

00:44:49underneath you

00:44:50anyone who wants

00:44:51to go ahead

00:44:52and give me

00:44:52a perception

00:44:53check

00:44:54who's the lucky

00:44:55last guy

00:44:56the lucky hand

00:44:56and you can all

00:44:57you can all

00:44:57make it

00:44:58perception

00:45:00plus 7

00:45:01for me

00:45:02I have an 11

00:45:0230 20

00:45:04incredible

00:45:05a 2 plus 7

00:45:07is 9

00:45:08I have a 17

00:45:09as you were

00:45:10flying princess

00:45:11you look down

00:45:11and behold

00:45:12racing over

00:45:14the wastelands

00:45:14you see that

00:45:15there is a

00:45:16field beneath you

00:45:18and much of

00:45:19the underworld

00:45:20is very barren

00:45:21but you see

00:45:22this field

00:45:22that first

00:45:23almost looks like

00:45:24crops

00:45:25or there's

00:45:25some sort of

00:45:26thing

00:45:26something plants

00:45:27here

00:45:27but you know

00:45:27that nothing

00:45:27grows down

00:45:28here

00:45:28but you see

00:45:30it's actually

00:45:30a field

00:45:31of swords

00:45:32you see

00:45:33that there

00:45:33are swords

00:45:34planted

00:45:35in the ground

00:45:36point down

00:45:37and there's

00:45:38an entire

00:45:39field of them

00:45:40as you look

00:45:42down and behold

00:45:43them you see

00:45:43that there are

00:45:44soft lights

00:45:46sort of dancing

00:45:47almost like

00:45:48motes of starlight

00:45:49dancing in this

00:45:50field

00:45:51down beneath you

00:45:52it's a strange

00:45:55sight that may not

00:45:56have any significance

00:45:57to you in this

00:45:58moment

00:45:59and you're

00:46:00very busy

00:46:01moving as

00:46:02swiftly as you

00:46:02are but you

00:46:03do see it

00:46:03it has a strange

00:46:04sort of eerie

00:46:05beauty to it

00:46:06on that high

00:46:09roll as well

00:46:09having gotten

00:46:09that dirty 20

00:46:10moving over it

00:46:12you begin to see

00:46:13all of these

00:46:14swords there's

00:46:15hundreds of them

00:46:16and then you see

00:46:16other swords like

00:46:17spears and axes

00:46:18and you begin to

00:46:20see that

00:46:21their hilts are

00:46:24wrapped in like

00:46:25vines and leaves

00:46:26there are holly

00:46:28branches in the

00:46:28cross guards

00:46:29and I think you

00:46:31realize that these

00:46:32are the swords

00:46:33of fallen fairy

00:46:34warriors

00:46:35scattered all

00:46:37throughout this

00:46:37place

00:46:37you do not

00:46:40believe that your

00:46:41companions have

00:46:41noticed and

00:46:42perhaps it is

00:46:44there is too much

00:46:46urgency to stop

00:46:47or to point it out

00:46:48but I don't know

00:46:49but it's up to

00:46:49princess whether you

00:46:50want to point it out

00:46:51to your companions

00:46:51or not

00:46:52yeah princess

00:46:54taps twyla

00:46:56and points at

00:46:58the field of

00:46:59swords

00:47:00twyla looks up

00:47:01at princess

00:47:02and says

00:47:03what are you

00:47:04talking about

00:47:05okay well I

00:47:13think

00:47:14what does

00:47:16twyla do now

00:47:17she's really

00:47:17confused

00:47:18does she want

00:47:19to talk about

00:47:20her feelings

00:47:20I think so

00:47:22I think twyla's

00:47:23a little

00:47:23you know

00:47:23I think she's

00:47:25really sad now

00:47:26yeah

00:47:28are you

00:47:29how are you

00:47:30feeling

00:47:30are you

00:47:30just a little

00:47:31like

00:47:31because you've

00:47:32been

00:47:32all your people

00:47:33are gone too

00:47:34everybody's gone

00:47:34right

00:47:35and then like

00:47:36thinking back

00:47:37the trading

00:47:39situation was

00:47:40it was the

00:47:41memories

00:47:41that wanted

00:47:43to be gathered

00:47:43by that

00:47:44demon

00:47:46oh he wanted

00:47:47he wanted

00:47:48my memories

00:47:49and I think

00:47:50that because

00:47:51I've lost

00:47:51everything

00:47:52and my people

00:47:53that's all

00:47:54I have left

00:47:55so that's like

00:47:56for me

00:47:57to be down

00:47:58here and to

00:47:59finally see this

00:48:00I think

00:48:00I think it's

00:48:01it's a step

00:48:03closer to

00:48:03finally

00:48:04maybe

00:48:05getting

00:48:06thanara

00:48:07to bring

00:48:08the people

00:48:09back

00:48:10twyla as you look

00:48:11down the carpet

00:48:12just sort of slows

00:48:13a little bit

00:48:14still in the air

00:48:15but as you

00:48:16touch the playing

00:48:17cards

00:48:18at your side

00:48:19you see all

00:48:20these little

00:48:20motes of light

00:48:21sort of begin

00:48:22to swirl

00:48:23they're sort of

00:48:24down below you

00:48:25but you see

00:48:26they're sort of

00:48:27beautiful

00:48:28they just sort of

00:48:28bob along

00:48:29and they begin

00:48:30to twist up

00:48:31the ones like

00:48:32right underneath

00:48:32you begin to

00:48:33sort of twist up

00:48:33and you see

00:48:34they're only about

00:48:35that big

00:48:35little small

00:48:36and you see

00:48:37that they start

00:48:37to touch

00:48:39the deck of

00:48:40cards

00:48:40at your side

00:48:42and just

00:48:43they recognize you

00:48:44so they're not

00:48:44playing cards

00:48:45are they

00:48:46they're the playing

00:48:48cards

00:48:48they recognize you

00:48:49or something

00:48:49they have memories

00:48:50they also have

00:48:51memories attached

00:48:51to these cards

00:48:52as well

00:48:52yeah

00:48:53anyone who would

00:48:53like to can

00:48:54make an arcana

00:48:55check

00:48:55which is one of

00:48:56your skills

00:48:56are we all

00:48:57give it a roll

00:48:57yeah yeah

00:48:58arcana

00:48:59arcana is for

00:49:00anyone can do it

00:49:01anyone can do it

00:49:02yeah it's just

00:49:02it's just to see

00:49:03if you know

00:49:03anything about

00:49:04what's happening

00:49:05I'm a 5 plus 7

00:49:06I'm a 12

00:49:0712 okay

00:49:07yeah

00:49:08I'm a 5

00:49:095

00:49:10I'm a 14

00:49:11so 17 plus

00:49:132

00:49:1419

00:49:15Twyla

00:49:16you have heard

00:49:18stories about this

00:49:18before

00:49:19these little

00:49:19lights

00:49:20coming up

00:49:21from the field

00:49:22of swords

00:49:22are called

00:49:23will-o-wisps

00:49:24and basically

00:49:26the souls

00:49:27of fairies

00:49:28because fairies

00:49:28are almost like

00:49:29living spirits

00:49:30themselves

00:49:30they do not

00:49:32become corrupted

00:49:34in the underworld

00:49:35and rather than

00:49:36kind of like

00:49:37be in their

00:49:38bodies

00:49:39and sort of

00:49:39be like

00:49:40rotting

00:49:40and very like

00:49:41like a lot of

00:49:41the mortals

00:49:42you've seen

00:49:42they're still

00:49:42very attached

00:49:43to their lives

00:49:44but fairies

00:49:45are so

00:49:45of life

00:49:47and of the

00:49:47present moment

00:49:48what are they called

00:49:48will-o-wisps

00:49:50she won

00:49:51dark race

00:49:52will-o-wisps

00:49:53will-o-wisps

00:49:57it's the light

00:49:59spirit

00:50:00memory thing

00:50:01it's the little

00:50:01these yeah

00:50:02these are sort of

00:50:02like the living

00:50:03spirit

00:50:03or these are

00:50:04yeah

00:50:05the spirits

00:50:06of fallen

00:50:07fey

00:50:08that are not

00:50:09corrupted

00:50:10by the underworld

00:50:11but also

00:50:12in by sort of

00:50:13like remaining

00:50:14pure

00:50:14they just end up

00:50:15being these little

00:50:16motes of light

00:50:17there's a hundred

00:50:17something

00:50:18I'm imagining

00:50:18that the fey

00:50:19people are

00:50:20are made up

00:50:21of light

00:50:22and when they

00:50:23come down here

00:50:24they're just

00:50:25dimmed a little bit

00:50:27so their light

00:50:28still exists

00:50:28and

00:50:29Twyla's trying

00:50:31to release them

00:50:32is there anything

00:50:33is there any way

00:50:34we can find out

00:50:35a little bit more

00:50:35about her seed

00:50:37the little

00:50:38is there anything

00:50:38the seed of all blossom

00:50:40yeah

00:50:40if you want to

00:50:41like descend down

00:50:42a little bit

00:50:43towards the

00:50:43towards the field

00:50:44I think

00:50:45you

00:50:47you know

00:50:47the carpet

00:50:47do I plant that here

00:50:50I don't know

00:50:51is there a way

00:50:51to find out

00:50:52um

00:50:52yeah

00:50:53let's say nothing

00:50:54can grow here

00:50:54with these veins

00:50:56you land down

00:50:57and you begin

00:50:57to look around

00:50:58and you

00:50:59Twyla you

00:51:00look and see

00:51:01an axe

00:51:02that you remember

00:51:03was like

00:51:05Captain Martha's

00:51:06axe

00:51:06you see

00:51:08a tiny little

00:51:09mound of sand

00:51:10that has

00:51:10a little sewing

00:51:11needle

00:51:11and a button

00:51:12shield

00:51:12and

00:51:14all of these

00:51:16motes of light

00:51:17begin to dance

00:51:18around

00:51:18bumping into

00:51:20you

00:51:20body

00:51:21and

00:51:21but

00:51:22a lot

00:51:22of them

00:51:22you can see

00:51:23them

00:51:23it's almost

00:51:23like

00:51:24going to

00:51:24like a butterfly

00:51:25exhibit

00:51:25and having

00:51:25them land

00:51:26on you

00:51:26it's like

00:51:26these beautiful

00:51:27little lights

00:51:28and a lot

00:51:29of them

00:51:29are going

00:51:29towards those

00:51:30playing cards

00:51:30and you realize

00:51:31like

00:51:32Nairith said

00:51:33like the memories

00:51:33associated with

00:51:34that object

00:51:35of the things

00:51:36you carry

00:51:37you know

00:51:37some of them

00:51:38remember

00:51:39you know

00:51:39oh yeah

00:51:40I remember

00:51:40that that was

00:51:40like

00:51:41Twyla's armor

00:51:42her sword

00:51:42but the playing

00:51:43cards were a thing

00:51:44that was meant

00:51:44to bring you

00:51:45all together

00:51:46meant to be

00:51:47a shared memory

00:51:48community

00:51:48you gotta do

00:51:49some of those

00:51:50cards or something

00:51:50yeah

00:51:51I'll ask you

00:51:52you're good at

00:51:52this

00:51:53I think in this

00:51:55moment

00:51:55give me an

00:51:56insight check

00:51:57and I think

00:51:57you can do it

00:51:58with advantage

00:51:58because your

00:51:59friends have

00:51:59helped

00:52:00I'm helping you

00:52:00yeah

00:52:00okay

00:52:01so go ahead

00:52:01and give me

00:52:02an insight check

00:52:02they're all like

00:52:02what's going on

00:52:03what's happening

00:52:04insight

00:52:05yeah

00:52:06we're just

00:52:06playing cards

00:52:07that's a nine

00:52:09and go ahead

00:52:09and roll

00:52:10and you have

00:52:10advantage

00:52:11so you can roll

00:52:11again and take

00:52:11the higher

00:52:12of the two

00:52:12this is

00:52:13insight

00:52:14insight

00:52:15yeah

00:52:15that's an eight

00:52:17okay

00:52:18and what do you

00:52:19add to insight

00:52:19four

00:52:20okay so nine

00:52:21plus four is 13

00:52:22I think in this

00:52:23moment

00:52:23you're racking

00:52:25your brain

00:52:25for like

00:52:25what's a spell

00:52:26I can cast

00:52:27or a thing

00:52:27like that

00:52:28and I think

00:52:28that there's

00:52:29a moment

00:52:29of sorrow

00:52:30here

00:52:30as you

00:52:31realize

00:52:32that there

00:52:33is not

00:52:34some big

00:52:34arcane

00:52:35answer

00:52:36but you

00:52:37see that

00:52:37they're

00:52:38bumping

00:52:38into

00:52:38the cards

00:52:39you could

00:52:40just take

00:52:40your cards

00:52:41out

00:52:41take them

00:52:42out

00:52:42yeah

00:52:43should we

00:52:43play cards

00:52:44ladies

00:52:44we can

00:52:45play a round

00:52:45of cards

00:52:46yeah

00:52:47just take

00:52:48them out

00:52:48and lay

00:52:48them on

00:52:48the ground

00:52:49you

00:52:50take your

00:52:52cards

00:52:52lay them out

00:52:53on the ground

00:52:53to play a

00:52:54quick hand

00:52:54and as you

00:52:55do

00:52:56see all the

00:52:57little motes

00:52:57of light

00:52:58begin to bump

00:52:59into the face

00:53:00up cards

00:53:01and when they

00:53:01hit the face

00:53:02up cards

00:53:02you see

00:53:03they

00:53:03and little

00:53:05diamonds

00:53:05or the little

00:53:06clubs on the

00:53:07cards light up

00:53:08and you see

00:53:09that all of

00:53:10them

00:53:10and there's

00:53:11just this

00:53:11enchanting

00:53:12sort of

00:53:12feeling

00:53:13as all

00:53:14of the

00:53:14lights

00:53:14here

00:53:15in this

00:53:16monument

00:53:18of these

00:53:18fallen

00:53:18warriors

00:53:19joins

00:53:21the cards

00:53:21and your

00:53:22deck of

00:53:22cards

00:53:22is glowing

00:53:23bright as

00:53:24the sun

00:53:25and the

00:53:26light fades

00:53:26and they feel

00:53:27warm to the

00:53:28touch

00:53:28as all

00:53:29the

00:53:29will-o-wisps

00:53:30every last

00:53:31one

00:53:31enters the

00:53:32deck

00:53:32and it

00:53:33feels

00:53:33warm

00:53:34and your

00:53:35deck of

00:53:35cards

00:53:35contains

00:53:36all of

00:53:36that

00:53:37light

00:53:37now

00:53:37you're

00:53:39like Gambit

00:53:40so do you

00:53:41put them

00:53:41back in

00:53:42your

00:53:42what do

00:53:42you do

00:53:43with the

00:53:43cards now

00:53:43I think

00:53:44I'm going to

00:53:44put it

00:53:44back into

00:53:45my snatchel

00:53:45and when we

00:53:46get to

00:53:46Thanara

00:53:47we can

00:53:47have a

00:53:48discussion

00:53:48your little

00:53:49pixie

00:53:50firefly

00:53:51fairy things

00:53:51have

00:53:51in beauty

00:53:52with a

00:53:52little

00:53:53fade

00:53:53there seems

00:53:54to be

00:53:54some help

00:53:55they can

00:53:55it's almost

00:53:56I feel

00:53:56like

00:53:57I feel

00:53:58like

00:53:58I've

00:53:59gotten to

00:53:59the point

00:53:59where

00:54:00I've

00:54:01collected

00:54:01all of

00:54:02the light

00:54:03and possibly

00:54:04these souls

00:54:05and now

00:54:07we just

00:54:08have to

00:54:08continue

00:54:08the journey

00:54:09to get

00:54:11to where

00:54:11we all

00:54:12need to

00:54:12be

00:54:12because

00:54:12I think

00:54:13this is

00:54:13probably

00:54:14what we're

00:54:14going to

00:54:15do

00:54:15right here

00:54:15right now

00:54:16we're in

00:54:16a pretty

00:54:16good position

00:54:17we haven't

00:54:17given up

00:54:17anything

00:54:18that we

00:54:18started

00:54:19with

00:54:20all we gave

00:54:22up was

00:54:22one thing

00:54:22we just

00:54:23took

00:54:23from

00:54:23some

00:54:23zombie

00:54:24we didn't

00:54:24need it

00:54:25some

00:54:25zombie

00:54:25twink

00:54:25you know

00:54:26what I mean

00:54:26that's the only

00:54:27thing that we've

00:54:28lost

00:54:29right

00:54:30well that was

00:54:31really beautiful

00:54:32now my people

00:54:33are with me

00:54:33okay we're

00:54:34about to be

00:54:34at this house

00:54:35you see

00:54:36Kerwin

00:54:36who's

00:54:37still here

00:54:38Kerwin's

00:54:38still here

00:54:39I'm really

00:54:39still here

00:54:40sorry

00:54:40should I

00:54:41announce

00:54:41what I'm giving

00:54:42you a moment

00:54:43so quiet

00:54:44again just

00:54:46happy to be

00:54:46here

00:54:47just so

00:54:47I'll

00:54:48let me

00:54:48interrupt

00:54:48that seemed

00:54:49very sacred

00:54:50and quite

00:54:51beautiful

00:54:51an issue

00:54:53that I foresee

00:54:54looking in the

00:54:55distance is

00:54:55we're in a lot

00:54:57of danger

00:54:57and you see he

00:54:58points on the

00:54:59horizon

00:55:00you look

00:55:01and it's hard to

00:55:02see because at

00:55:02first it looked like

00:55:03you thought it was

00:55:03like part of the

00:55:03sky

00:55:04but you see

00:55:06dust

00:55:10sand

00:55:11rock

00:55:12kicking up

00:55:13going straight up

00:55:15from the ground

00:55:16you realize

00:55:17you're looking at a

00:55:18mountain range

00:55:19you're looking at

00:55:21a wall

00:55:22of wind

00:55:23and sand

00:55:24as a storm

00:55:26races across

00:55:27the desert

00:55:28towards you

00:55:28it is

00:55:29miles

00:55:30miles

00:55:32wide

00:55:32you look at it

00:55:33at first

00:55:33it's so vast

00:55:34that you think

00:55:35you're looking at

00:55:35a piece of the

00:55:36landscape

00:55:36and then realize

00:55:38you see like

00:55:39a half a mile

00:55:40away

00:55:40a small

00:55:41weird little

00:55:42vein

00:55:42just get

00:55:43sucked up

00:55:45into the sky

00:55:46by a storm

00:55:46it's like a

00:55:47desert sandstorm

00:55:48racing towards

00:55:48you

00:55:49and as the

00:55:50wind moves

00:55:50you see

00:55:51faces

00:55:52in the sand

00:55:54Kerwin goes

00:55:56soul storm

00:55:57soul storm

00:55:58oh god

00:56:00can I do

00:56:02a rope trick

00:56:02none of our

00:56:03physical magic

00:56:03can we fly

00:56:04the fuck

00:56:05out of here

00:56:05with the magic

00:56:06carpet

00:56:06we're gonna turn

00:56:07around

00:56:08oh we got a carpet

00:56:08we're on the carpet

00:56:10yeah we don't want

00:56:10to go back

00:56:11we're just gonna

00:56:11go forward

00:56:12can we just go

00:56:12higher

00:56:13so where the

00:56:14soul storm

00:56:14is coming from

00:56:15you could try

00:56:15to outrace it

00:56:16it's coming

00:56:17right now

00:56:17from an angle

00:56:19coming to us

00:56:19it's coming

00:56:20towards you

00:56:21but it's not

00:56:22coming from the

00:56:22direction that

00:56:23you're going

00:56:23god it's from

00:56:24we're going

00:56:24that way

00:56:24and it's coming

00:56:25this way

00:56:25yeah it's coming

00:56:25from the side

00:56:26so it's possible

00:56:27you could try

00:56:28to just get

00:56:28on that carpet

00:56:28and outrace it

00:56:29I think so

00:56:30are there any

00:56:31speed spells

00:56:32or

00:56:32who's the heaviest

00:56:33they should like

00:56:34not be on

00:56:35this carpet

00:56:35hey

00:56:36I'm just saying

00:56:38I don't have

00:56:39any speed spell

00:56:40me either

00:56:41Alaska moves the fastest

00:56:42but she's not

00:56:43we're not on foot

00:56:44y'all have the spells

00:56:45but nothing that

00:56:46makes us move fast

00:56:48y'all can't make

00:56:49spells with like

00:56:49little items or

00:56:50something

00:56:51I can't ask the

00:56:52forest creature to

00:56:53come down here

00:56:54to do anything

00:56:55I think that we

00:56:55have maybe we

00:56:56just try to

00:56:57try our best

00:56:57just like

00:56:58punch it

00:56:59and it's like

00:57:01go fast

00:57:03not like

00:57:03yeah

00:57:04yeah

00:57:04we just like

00:57:05outrun that

00:57:06shit

00:57:06hell yeah

00:57:07we just

00:57:08we grab

00:57:09some of this rug

00:57:10everyone grabs

00:57:10a tassel

00:57:11and we just

00:57:12pull back

00:57:13and we're like

00:57:14yeah

00:57:15okay

00:57:15hell yes

00:57:16all of you

00:57:17are sprinting

00:57:17and you can

00:57:18see the stones

00:57:19around you

00:57:20like shaking

00:57:20on the ground

00:57:21at the approaching

00:57:22thing

00:57:22just yeah

00:57:23you can see

00:57:24that the

00:57:24wind is kicked

00:57:25up like

00:57:26through the sand

00:57:27now that you're

00:57:27looking through

00:57:27as it gets closer

00:57:28it's like purple

00:57:29indigo rocks

00:57:30you see the wind

00:57:31screaming ghosts

00:57:33most of the undead

00:57:34you've seen

00:57:35have been corporeal

00:57:36like rotting bodies

00:57:37these are spirits

00:57:38that have been

00:57:39in the underworld

00:57:39so long

00:57:40that everything

00:57:41rotted away

00:57:42until it was

00:57:42just spirit left

00:57:44yeah your father

00:57:44bought these souls

00:57:45here

00:57:45they went back

00:57:47sorry they went back

00:57:47yeah I released

00:57:48all my souls

00:57:49you did

00:57:50just

00:57:50my bad

00:57:51sorry

00:57:51that was not

00:57:52there he said

00:57:53it's a tense moment

00:57:54I have anxiety

00:57:55I don't

00:57:57act my best

00:57:58but I'm anxious

00:57:58I don't know

00:57:59about your daddy

00:57:59now

00:58:00screaming souls

00:58:03like long trails

00:58:05of this ghastly

00:58:07like green

00:58:08white energy

00:58:09they scream

00:58:11and all of you

00:58:12jump on the carpet

00:58:13we are going

00:58:14to make some rolls

00:58:15as you move

00:58:15to outpace this storm

00:58:17so what we're

00:58:18going to do

00:58:18is this

00:58:19this is going

00:58:19to be acrobatics

00:58:22checks

00:58:22from the group

00:58:24I have an eight

00:58:24it's going to be

00:58:25acrobatics checks

00:58:25but it's going to be

00:58:26group

00:58:27checks

00:58:28so we're going

00:58:29to use

00:58:29the two

00:58:30highest

00:58:31rolls

00:58:32okay

00:58:3315

00:58:35what's your acrobatics bus

00:58:36plus 3

00:58:37oh

00:58:38money we really need you to

00:58:39so 15

00:58:40means

00:58:41you keep

00:58:42pace

00:58:43if that

00:58:44if you're

00:58:44if you don't have

00:58:45your two highest

00:58:46rolls

00:58:46beat a 15

00:58:48that's when

00:58:49trouble starts

00:58:5015 is the number

00:58:51you're trying to beat

00:58:52to keep pace

00:58:52with it

00:58:53if you dip

00:58:54under that

00:58:54the storm

00:58:55is going to

00:58:55overtake you

00:58:56so let's go ahead

00:58:56and roll

00:58:57these acrobatics

00:58:57we'll outrun it

00:58:58you'll keep pace

00:58:59you need to go over

00:59:0020 in order to

00:59:02outrun it

00:59:03so let's

00:59:04very top

00:59:05acrobatics

00:59:05very first one

00:59:06on skill

00:59:0710

00:59:07all right

00:59:08out of 10

00:59:08okay 10 plus

00:59:09what

00:59:10i got a 17

00:59:1117

00:59:1217

00:59:1217 plus 3

00:59:13i have 8

00:59:14i have a

00:59:14dirty 20

00:59:15yeah dirty 20

00:59:16okay

00:59:16i have a 14

00:59:18plus 5

00:59:2019

00:59:21okay 19

00:59:22doesn't get us

00:59:22all the way to 20

00:59:23so that's our

00:59:24second roll

00:59:25what do we got

00:59:258

00:59:2618

00:59:2718 altogether

00:59:2818 19 20

00:59:2918 19 20

00:59:30cool

00:59:30so we're gonna go

00:59:31with that 19

00:59:32as that median roll

00:59:33there so it's not

00:59:33all the way to a 20

00:59:34so you see

00:59:34you guys

00:59:37but you're so

00:59:37you're taking some

00:59:38time to try to ascend

00:59:39so you're not

00:59:40getting far ahead of it

00:59:41you're like going

00:59:41up up up

00:59:42you see it's about

00:59:44like 50 feet

00:59:45behind the back

00:59:46tassels of your rug

00:59:47and as we're going

00:59:48Twyla slips a little

00:59:48and she's rolling off

00:59:49and i grab her

00:59:50boom

00:59:50for her longboat

00:59:51you grab her back

00:59:53incredible

00:59:53we're gonna roll

00:59:54again give me

00:59:54another acrobatics

00:59:55check

00:59:55okay

00:59:56pull her back on

00:59:57she is just

00:59:58am i still a rock

00:59:59though

00:59:59wings are just

01:00:00it's up to you

01:00:01wings just

01:00:0218

01:00:0318

01:00:03i got an 8

01:00:04this time

01:00:05okay 15 plus 5

01:00:06is 20

01:00:0720

01:00:08literally 20

01:00:09okay we need

01:00:09two 20s to outrun

01:00:11the storm

01:00:11does anyone else

01:00:12get a 20

01:00:12no i got a

01:00:138 plus 3

01:00:14i have a 10

01:00:1510 plus

01:00:15all together 10

01:00:18um so we got

01:00:19a 20 here

01:00:20jesus christ

01:00:22don't touch the dice

01:00:24anymore

01:00:24you see

01:00:25kirk went going

01:00:26we need to move

01:00:26valser we need to move

01:00:27and you see that he

01:00:28just starts looking

01:00:29around just like

01:00:30throwing stuff at the

01:00:31storm because he

01:00:31can't help it all

01:00:32he just like throws

01:00:32a knife at it

01:00:33is that helping

01:00:34now it's the third

01:00:36round we're doing

01:00:36this stakes are gonna

01:00:37go a little bit

01:00:37higher so now

01:00:38we need

01:00:39two 20s

01:00:42if you get two 20s

01:00:43it's the same thing

01:00:43you'll escape the

01:00:44storm

01:00:44fully

01:00:45dirty or nap

01:00:46but now

01:00:47if you get

01:00:48under 18s

01:00:50the storm gets

01:00:51you

01:00:52okay so i think

01:00:52we should all say

01:00:5320 on this

01:00:54at the same time

01:00:54say 20 okay

01:00:55that worked

01:00:55one two three

01:00:5820

01:00:59oh nat

01:01:02not a 20

01:01:03not a 20

01:01:03i got a nat 1

01:01:05nat 1

01:01:06just so one plus

01:01:07i have a 12

01:01:09i have a 13

01:01:1213

01:01:13we're in a world

01:01:14of trouble

01:01:15you see a mouth

01:01:18in the storm

01:01:18behind you

01:01:19all of its teeth

01:01:23screaming spirits

01:01:25the storm

01:01:25you feel the edge

01:01:27of the tassel

01:01:28going back into

01:01:29the mouth

01:01:29above you

01:01:33you hear

01:01:33barreling down

01:01:41from the sky

01:01:41you see

01:01:43a winged

01:01:44shape

01:01:45with a long

01:01:45tail

01:01:46made of

01:01:47shadow

01:01:48a dragon

01:01:49oh

01:01:50descending

01:01:51from the sky

01:01:52you speak dragon

01:01:53i don't know

01:01:54if he's gonna

01:01:54talk

01:01:54with a

01:01:56rider

01:01:57on it

01:01:58an armored

01:01:59figure

01:01:59descends

01:02:01from on top

01:02:01as the figure

01:02:02on the dragon

01:02:02descends

01:02:03through the sky

01:02:04towards you

01:02:04you see

01:02:05a rope

01:02:06lower down

01:02:08twilight you

01:02:09recognize this

01:02:10spell

01:02:10i do

01:02:11and you see

01:02:12a rope

01:02:12descends

01:02:13it's a rope

01:02:14trick spell

01:02:14i'm gonna need

01:02:15everyone here

01:02:15to make one last

01:02:16dexterity saving throw

01:02:18so it's not acrobatics

01:02:19anymore now it's a

01:02:19dexterity saving throw

01:02:20i got plus 3

01:02:21this is a high one

01:02:22i have a plus 5

01:02:23this is a lower

01:02:24difficulty than before

01:02:25because this person

01:02:26is helping you

01:02:26so go ahead

01:02:27plus 8

01:02:27let's go ahead

01:02:28and roll

01:02:29we need two

01:02:32of these rolls

01:02:32to beat

01:02:33a beat

01:02:34a 13

01:02:3513 plus 8

01:02:3613 plus 8

01:02:3821

01:02:39i have 19

01:02:40i have 17

01:02:4117

01:02:4118

01:02:41hell yes

01:02:43great okay

01:02:43so as the storm

01:02:44this giant mouth

01:02:45this dragon rider

01:02:48who appears from

01:02:48nowhere

01:02:48throws a rope

01:02:50down

01:02:50the mouth

01:02:51boom

01:02:52comes down

01:02:53and in the moment

01:02:54it comes down

01:02:54you all touch the rope

01:02:55grab the carpet

01:02:56and

01:02:56vanish

01:02:58into shit

01:02:59you all vanish

01:03:00into shadow

01:03:01the rope trick spell

01:03:03momentarily creates

01:03:05a safe pocket dimension

01:03:07you all look

01:03:08you're in a strange

01:03:10extra dimensional space

01:03:11but you see there's like

01:03:12a pane of dark glass

01:03:14and you look out

01:03:15and see spirits

01:03:17and swirling sand

01:03:18but you are momentarily

01:03:20protected

01:03:20in this magical bubble

01:03:22this sanctuary

01:03:22you're in the storm

01:03:24the storm's outside

01:03:24but you're like

01:03:25protected by magic

01:03:25you see the storm

01:03:27raging around you

01:03:29on this platform

01:03:32of like darkened glass

01:03:33protected by magic

01:03:35and you see

01:03:36this figure

01:03:38with this dragon of shadow

01:03:40who's like a smaller dragon

01:03:42it's about like

01:03:42it's about like 20 feet long

01:03:44it's not the size

01:03:45of like a skyscraper

01:03:45yeah

01:03:46is the dragon alive

01:03:47or is the dragon dead too

01:03:49this looks like

01:03:50it looks like

01:03:51neither alive nor dead

01:03:51it looks more like a spirit

01:03:52like a summoned creature

01:03:53got it

01:03:54you see the figure

01:03:55remove

01:03:56her helmet

01:03:57long beautiful

01:03:59raven tresses

01:04:00emerge

01:04:01and you see this

01:04:03woman behold you

01:04:04and smile

01:04:06and go

01:04:06I'm very glad

01:04:10I was able

01:04:10to catch you in time

01:04:12to save you

01:04:13from the soul storm

01:04:14I am Norelle Blaze

01:04:17I believe you met

01:04:19my grandson

01:04:20in life

01:04:21oh

01:04:22yes

01:04:24I'm gonna write

01:04:25this name down

01:04:26Norelle Blaze

01:04:27I

01:04:27my grandson

01:04:29may have referred

01:04:30to me as Norbert

01:04:31but

01:04:31it is a pleasure

01:04:34and an honor

01:04:35to meet you here

01:04:36oh

01:04:37okay

01:04:37yes

01:04:37when Norelle came

01:04:39to the house

01:04:40the little

01:04:41the little kid

01:04:41yes

01:04:42when you were like

01:04:42your grandfather

01:04:43Norbert was gay

01:04:44but I misread it

01:04:46I didn't read it right

01:04:47I didn't read it right

01:04:48well you see here

01:04:49in this moment

01:04:50that she

01:04:50you see that you got

01:04:51her long raven tresses

01:04:52her face is like

01:04:53a long eyeshadow

01:04:54that curls down

01:04:55at the edges

01:04:56and she looks at you

01:04:58and says

01:04:58my grandson

01:05:00found those treasures

01:05:02and upon finding them

01:05:06due to the magic

01:05:07of that treasure

01:05:07I hid

01:05:08I found a little map

01:05:10of my own

01:05:10and she takes

01:05:11a like

01:05:12underworld copy

01:05:13of the map

01:05:14you drew

01:05:14and goes

01:05:16and some of those treasures

01:05:19were capable of existing

01:05:21in both

01:05:21the world above

01:05:22and this one here

01:05:24thank you

01:05:27for the kindness

01:05:28you did my grandson

01:05:30it was my pleasure

01:05:32and she

01:05:34scratches her dragon

01:05:36who

01:05:36kind of purrs

01:05:38and shakes its head

01:05:39and opens a saddle bag

01:05:40and says

01:05:41consider this

01:05:42a token

01:05:43you deserve to be paid

01:05:44with more than just a warning

01:05:46I hope you and your friends

01:05:48succeed

01:05:49in your quest

01:05:50and Norell

01:05:51she begins to just pull

01:05:53magical treasures

01:05:55out of this bag

01:05:56and I have here

01:05:57a stack of magic items

01:05:59for all of you

01:06:00we randomly draw

01:06:01oh

01:06:02you don't have to

01:06:03randomly draw

01:06:03they're all of us

01:06:04they're all

01:06:05all of them are yours

01:06:06god

01:06:07we should randomly draw

01:06:08that'll make it a little more fun

01:06:09we'll take them all

01:06:10let her randomly draw

01:06:12come on Norell

01:06:14Erica Norell

01:06:15okay

01:06:16hell yes

01:06:17you see that she

01:06:18begins to hand them out to you

01:06:19and I'll just tell you

01:06:20as the dungeon master

01:06:21what these objects do

01:06:22she has a hunter's bow

01:06:24and a bow of the ceiling

01:06:25which are plus one

01:06:26magical longbows

01:06:27she has a great axe

01:06:30of the mighty

01:06:30powerful magical axe

01:06:32and she also carries with her

01:06:36a javelin of lightning

01:06:38you see this like

01:06:39golden

01:06:40sort of like lightning crafted

01:06:42javelin

01:06:43and it's one that kind of like

01:06:44shrinks

01:06:45and when I need it

01:06:45I just tap this

01:06:46and it gets long

01:06:47isn't the bow yours?

01:06:49aren't you the bow girl?

01:06:50no she has a

01:06:51we both have bows

01:06:52we have long bows

01:06:52there's actually enough

01:06:53for everyone to get two

01:06:54oh please

01:06:55don't be afraid about it

01:06:56too each

01:06:56you see

01:06:57she also has a pair

01:06:58of magical boots

01:06:59these like tall

01:07:01sort of cuffed boots

01:07:02that you see

01:07:03have a little

01:07:04are those the

01:07:04Chanel magical boots?

01:07:05that's the one

01:07:06yeah

01:07:07she has here as well

01:07:13she brings out a crystal ball

01:07:15on an ornate silver stand

01:07:17oh that's for me too

01:07:18come on

01:07:19calm down

01:07:20my god

01:07:21everything's for you

01:07:24a beautiful

01:07:25what looks like

01:07:26a sort of crystalline staff

01:07:27there's like a letter

01:07:28that says

01:07:28for Gertrude

01:07:29that's me too

01:07:30she says

01:07:32most importantly

01:07:33for down here

01:07:33several potions of healing

01:07:35and finally

01:07:36I'm not sure

01:07:37I'm not sure

01:07:38who this should be for

01:07:39but I do have

01:07:40she takes out

01:07:41a very small

01:07:42very subtle ring

01:07:43looks like a little

01:07:43sort of like

01:07:44almost white

01:07:45like ivory ring

01:07:46and she says

01:07:47I'm not sure

01:07:48if any of you

01:07:49you may not be

01:07:50interested in a power

01:07:50like this

01:07:50it's a ring of invisibility

01:07:52oh I don't need

01:07:53oh that's mine

01:07:53that's mine

01:07:56finally

01:07:58I am not worthy

01:07:58Twyla

01:08:00excitedly says

01:08:02oh there it is

01:08:03may I please have it

01:08:05incredible

01:08:05all right

01:08:06finally

01:08:07ring of invisibility

01:08:09I'll take the one

01:08:10that changes my hair

01:08:11Bo Basile

01:08:12we have

01:08:14the javelin of lightning

01:08:15here

01:08:16axe of the mighty

01:08:17right here

01:08:18and then we have

01:08:20the staff of the war mage

01:08:22here

01:08:22and our Volkswagen

01:08:24beetle

01:08:24I have a little

01:08:25quarter staff

01:08:26this is much more power

01:08:28than the quarter staff

01:08:28speed boots

01:08:29crystal ball

01:08:31and then you have

01:08:32four potions of healing

01:08:35which if each of you

01:08:36wants to take one

01:08:37one each

01:08:37yeah

01:08:37yeah here you go

01:08:38actually I don't think

01:08:39I don't think

01:08:39Twyla needs any

01:08:40I can heal

01:08:40so y'all

01:08:41oh okay

01:08:41gotcha

01:08:42who's got the boots

01:08:43me

01:08:44read the boots

01:08:45material girl

01:08:46sit down down boobs

01:08:47while you wear

01:08:48while you wear these boots

01:08:50you can use a bonus action

01:08:52and click the boots

01:08:52heels together

01:08:53if you do the boots

01:08:55double your walking speed

01:08:56and any creature

01:08:57that makes an opportunity

01:08:58attack against you

01:08:59has disadvantage

01:09:00on the attack roll

01:09:01work

01:09:01if you click the heels

01:09:02together again

01:09:03you end the effect

01:09:04and it's when

01:09:05when it's been used

01:09:06for a total of 10 minutes

01:09:07the magic ceases

01:09:08to function

01:09:09until you finish

01:09:10a long rest

01:09:11if you click the begin

01:09:13you go home

01:09:13to the land of Oz

01:09:16yeah it's my law

01:09:17so all of you

01:09:18sort of have gained

01:09:19a weapon

01:09:20that gives you

01:09:20a plus one

01:09:21to attack and damage

01:09:22so your bows

01:09:23your axe

01:09:24your staff of the warm age

01:09:25gives you a plus one

01:09:26four spells

01:09:27where you make an attack roll

01:09:28not every one of your spells

01:09:29involves an attack roll

01:09:29but the ones that do

01:09:30you'll have that plus one

01:09:31and then

01:09:32the javelin of lightning

01:09:33effectively allows you

01:09:35to throw

01:09:35and it creates a line

01:09:37on the battlefield

01:09:38of lightning damage

01:09:39the boots of speed

01:09:40increase your speed

01:09:41which increases your jumping

01:09:42and makes you very good

01:09:44at like running past enemies

01:09:45and the

01:09:46the ring of invisibility

01:09:49allows you to turn invisible

01:09:49one thing to note

01:09:50about the ring of invisibility

01:09:51attacking

01:09:52or casting a spell

01:09:54ends the invisibility effect

01:09:56and then the crystal ball

01:09:57allows you to scry

01:09:58over long distances

01:09:59to see and hear

01:10:01things happening far away

01:10:02a little recon

01:10:03the storm rages outside

01:10:05and you see that

01:10:07Norell looks at you

01:10:08and goes

01:10:09I'm sure you're aware

01:10:11that Zarya Hex

01:10:12has already moved

01:10:13across the wasteland

01:10:14and her army

01:10:15waits outside

01:10:17the tower of tombs

01:10:18if you want to

01:10:20gain entry to the tower

01:10:21you'll have to find

01:10:22some way around them

01:10:23or to sneak through

01:10:24there are

01:10:26many thousands

01:10:27of undead soldiers

01:10:28outside of the tower

01:10:29I know an invisible

01:10:31I know an invisible girl

01:10:32you see that

01:10:34she then looks at you all

01:10:35and says

01:10:35I know that Zarya

01:10:37has been

01:10:37waiting there for some time

01:10:39for two travelers

01:10:41from the mortal world

01:10:43that I believe

01:10:46she has been waiting there

01:10:47for some time

01:10:47I've been keeping an eye out

01:10:49as best I can

01:10:50but

01:10:50I believe that

01:10:52there's been

01:10:53some force

01:10:55helping them

01:10:56navigate

01:10:57the underworld

01:10:59I can't be sure

01:11:00Shalila of the half mask

01:11:02or some

01:11:03I couldn't say exactly

01:11:05but there

01:11:05there has been

01:11:06someone

01:11:07helping Zarya

01:11:09knowing

01:11:12the ins and outs

01:11:13of the underworld

01:11:14down here

01:11:15the underworld

01:11:17has always been

01:11:18a dismal place

01:11:18but of late

01:11:20it has grown

01:11:21darker still

01:11:22strange

01:11:24appetites

01:11:25of the goddess

01:11:26the nara

01:11:26making deals

01:11:28with mortals above

01:11:29rumors of

01:11:31bargains of immortality

01:11:33and such like that

01:11:34I hope these treasures

01:11:35can be of some help

01:11:36to you

01:11:37there was no hope

01:11:38for me to assail

01:11:40the tower of tombs

01:11:41myself

01:11:41as a

01:11:42as a dead soul

01:11:43the goddess

01:11:44of the underworld

01:11:44could simply

01:11:45banish me

01:11:46to the farthest edges

01:11:47of the underworld

01:11:48but

01:11:48four living mortals

01:11:50might stand a chance

01:11:50where I would not

01:11:51all right so

01:11:54this is what we know

01:11:56we know that we cannot

01:11:57fight our way

01:11:58through this one

01:11:58no

01:11:59what if we use our

01:12:00clasps

01:12:01and pretend to be

01:12:02undead

01:12:03but they shall snap us

01:12:04away maybe

01:12:04but we can get through

01:12:06the army at least

01:12:06the clasps only

01:12:08like the goddess's power

01:12:10is not based on illusion

01:12:12she only has power

01:12:13over the dead

01:12:14the wraith class

01:12:15would just make you

01:12:15seem dead

01:12:16so she would not

01:12:17gain power over you

01:12:18that's smart

01:12:20but to get through

01:12:21the Zarya Hex army

01:12:22I mean

01:12:23because they're like

01:12:24guarding us

01:12:24maybe she'll think

01:12:25we're just

01:12:25undead coming

01:12:27no it's not gonna happen

01:12:29it's kind of like in

01:12:30walking dead when they

01:12:31just pretend to be zombies

01:12:32so who's Zarya Hex

01:12:33keeping out

01:12:33is she keeping out

01:12:34the living

01:12:34because she's not dead

01:12:36so is she keeping out

01:12:37the living

01:12:37she's waiting for

01:12:39somebody

01:12:39so she's expecting

01:12:41two living souls

01:12:41she's expecting

01:12:42two living people

01:12:43but if four dead

01:12:44people walk up

01:12:45well five

01:12:46because nerd

01:12:47thank you

01:12:47you remember me

01:12:50I'm here

01:12:50maybe they won't

01:12:52expect that

01:12:53they're not expecting

01:12:53us

01:12:54can Kerwin go first

01:12:57maybe we should

01:12:58let's see how convincing

01:12:58these wraith clasps look

01:13:00oh okay

01:13:01I'll grab mine

01:13:02I have mine too

01:13:02so at this point

01:13:04Gertrude reaches

01:13:06into her backpack

01:13:06she pulls out

01:13:07her wraith clasp

01:13:08she looks at it

01:13:08it's really quite beautiful

01:13:10and she puts it over

01:13:11one horn

01:13:12and then

01:13:13and then

01:13:15it kind of

01:13:16once she clasps it

01:13:17in the back

01:13:18all of a sudden

01:13:19she just feels her body

01:13:21like convulsing

01:13:22and shaking

01:13:22she's foaming at the mouth

01:13:24she's like

01:13:24wait wait wait

01:13:26and then her body

01:13:27feels like it's turning

01:13:28inside out

01:13:29then like a maggot

01:13:30starts to crawl

01:13:31out of her eyes

01:13:32she's like

01:13:32is there something

01:13:33on my face

01:13:33is there something

01:13:34on my face

01:13:34do you want there

01:13:36to be or not

01:13:37and then her arm

01:13:38looks like it just

01:13:38falls off

01:13:39and then she just

01:13:40all of a sudden

01:13:41looks like a

01:13:41like a half

01:13:42decade zombie

01:13:44and she's like

01:13:45is it giving

01:13:45it's giving

01:13:47you're giving me death

01:13:52yeah

01:13:53giving death

01:13:54becomes her

01:13:55you see Narelle

01:13:56goes

01:13:56those will work

01:13:58those will work

01:13:59let's try them on

01:14:00I mean

01:14:00I feel like

01:14:01I feel like Elle Woods

01:14:02at the party

01:14:02dressed like a bunny

01:14:03put yours on too

01:14:05I put mine on

01:14:07and all my makeup

01:14:08just comes off

01:14:09and

01:14:09here we are

01:14:12that was

01:14:12that was under there

01:14:13yep

01:14:14and now she's dead

01:14:18embracing your natural beauty

01:14:19I put mine on

01:14:22and you know

01:14:22when mer people

01:14:23start to decay

01:14:24I kind of look like

01:14:25I just have

01:14:26rigor mortis

01:14:27like I just

01:14:27all of my limbs swell

01:14:29I just look

01:14:29I look bloated

01:14:30like I like I drowned

01:14:31oh

01:14:32oh gross

01:14:33yeah

01:14:34and princess

01:14:35puts hers on

01:14:36and then she's

01:14:36just a really

01:14:37large zombie

01:14:38yeah you look a lot

01:14:43like Kerwin honestly

01:14:44like a twin

01:14:47the storm

01:14:48passes outside

01:14:50and as it does so

01:14:52you see once again

01:14:53passes into the distance

01:14:55your carpet

01:14:56flutters and awaits you

01:14:58and Narelle

01:14:59bows her head once more

01:15:01and says

01:15:02farewell out there

01:15:04if you are lucky

01:15:06then more than just

01:15:07Calvorda

01:15:08might be saved

01:15:09by your actions

01:15:10and you take to the carpet

01:15:12and whisk away

01:15:14as you begin to approach

01:15:16the Tower of Tombs

01:15:16you see it

01:15:17monolith

01:15:18of obsidian

01:15:19basalt

01:15:20volcanic rock

01:15:22seems to drink

01:15:25the light

01:15:25and you see the base

01:15:26of the tower

01:15:27these red veins

01:15:30attached to the rock

01:15:32as though this stone

01:15:33itself

01:15:34were the dead

01:15:35unbeating heart

01:15:37of the ancient entity

01:15:38that was this

01:15:39underworld

01:15:40surrounding the base

01:15:43of the tower

01:15:43that you can see

01:15:44from a far distance

01:15:45you know

01:15:47you're way way up high

01:15:48you see

01:15:49shambling hordes

01:15:51zombie soldiers

01:15:53and you see

01:15:54these are

01:15:55unlike the

01:15:56dead souls

01:15:57you've met before

01:15:58completely under thrall

01:16:00they have no will

01:16:02anymore

01:16:03their unlife

01:16:04depends on the

01:16:06magical power

01:16:07of Zarya Hex

01:16:08we've got to put our

01:16:12acting skills

01:16:13to work here

01:16:14chattering skeletons

01:16:16begin to move around

01:16:19now here's the thing

01:16:20unfortunately

01:16:21flying overhead

01:16:22will give you away

01:16:23what do you want to do

01:16:24do you want to land

01:16:25and go

01:16:25I think we park the carpet

01:16:26and just kind of like

01:16:28walk up from the side

01:16:30and just kind of like

01:16:31like

01:16:31thriller up to the gate

01:16:34is there a world

01:16:38where I could

01:16:39we could still use

01:16:40a pass without trace spell

01:16:42absolutely

01:16:42I think

01:16:43what does it do

01:16:44so what happens is

01:16:45it disguises me

01:16:46us

01:16:47in shadows

01:16:48to aid

01:16:49in stealth

01:16:50and cover

01:16:50our tracks

01:16:51I will say

01:16:52because this is so

01:16:53specific

01:16:54I'm going to allow

01:16:55the plus 10

01:16:56from pass without trace

01:16:56to actually aid

01:16:58a performance check

01:17:00of you passing

01:17:01as undead

01:17:02in this space

01:17:03right

01:17:03so I'm going to say

01:17:05you summon those shadows

01:17:06and the shadows

01:17:07sort of fill

01:17:08the spots in your body

01:17:10so even all that

01:17:10rotting the wraith clasps

01:17:11are doing

01:17:12pass without shadows

01:17:13like finds the wounds

01:17:14and actually opens

01:17:15the shadow in your torso

01:17:16so it looks like

01:17:17there are holes

01:17:18in your body

01:17:19like true rot

01:17:21and like wounds

01:17:22and injuries

01:17:23from long ago

01:17:23and the spell

01:17:25manifests

01:17:26let's go ahead

01:17:27and we're going to roll

01:17:28a group performance check

01:17:30as you attempt

01:17:31to walk

01:17:32to the tower of tombs

01:17:33disguised as undead

01:17:34oh god

01:17:35you're going to add 10

01:17:38to all these rolls

01:17:38from that spell

01:17:39oh

01:17:3910 plus what we have

01:17:40over here

01:17:40plus whatever you have

01:17:41you're going to add

01:17:4121 plus

01:17:4331

01:17:43I'm at 33

01:17:4431

01:17:45I rolled an 18

01:17:46oh I rolled a 4

01:17:48gosh

01:17:49darn it

01:17:50we got 30

01:17:52this is pretty good

01:17:53plus 17

01:17:53so on a group check

01:17:55you use the two

01:17:56highest rolls

01:17:56so 34 and 31

01:17:58what you all start to do

01:17:59is you get the carpet

01:18:00and you know

01:18:01and park the

01:18:02you know

01:18:02get the carpet locked up

01:18:03and it sort of

01:18:05just rolls up

01:18:06into a roll

01:18:07and lies there

01:18:08and what

01:18:08as you

01:18:09go over the ridge

01:18:11it's just suddenly

01:18:12thousands of

01:18:13shambling zombies

01:18:13what do you all do

01:18:14as you like

01:18:15we start a conga line

01:18:16like tiptoeing

01:18:17like

01:18:18so

01:18:19so

01:18:19grocery looks at it

01:18:20and goes

01:18:20alright girls

01:18:20it's showtime

01:18:21should we just go like this

01:18:22we should be doing

01:18:23the thriller dance

01:18:24I think we should really

01:18:24celebrate the moment

01:18:25yeah

01:18:25so we're doing

01:18:27this dance

01:18:28but it does look

01:18:29very undead

01:18:30it is very convincing

01:18:32that no one

01:18:33is suspecting us

01:18:34at all

01:18:34we are writhing

01:18:36and like crawling

01:18:38I'm using my one arm

01:18:39to just like

01:18:40keep scooting

01:18:41ahead

01:18:42who dropped the other one off

01:18:44it looked like it fell off

01:18:45remember

01:18:45oh right

01:18:45incredible

01:18:46because I can't use

01:18:47it's still there

01:18:48but I don't want them

01:18:48to see me using

01:18:49the gone arm

01:18:51they go hey

01:18:52but just using

01:18:55the dead arm

01:18:56as you begin to walk

01:18:57you see the sort of

01:18:58shambling figures

01:18:59around you

01:19:00we start a flash mob

01:19:09as you begin to walk

01:19:17you're totally

01:19:17you're totally obscured

01:19:19and you see

01:19:19up on a dais

01:19:20as you sneak

01:19:21closer

01:19:21you see

01:19:22one of the veins

01:19:24in the base of the tower

01:19:25is sort of attached

01:19:27to the stone

01:19:27but you see

01:19:28that there is

01:19:28a seam

01:19:29in the side

01:19:30and an opening

01:19:30into the base

01:19:32of the tower

01:19:32that can get you

01:19:33away from all

01:19:33of these hordes

01:19:34waiting there

01:19:35as you move through

01:19:36and see that

01:19:36the sort of flash mob

01:19:38of zombies

01:19:38is like disguising

01:19:39your approach

01:19:39you just seem

01:19:40like one of many

01:19:41doing this

01:19:42you hear

01:19:43a stern voice

01:19:45and Twyla

01:19:45you hear a voice

01:19:46you have not heard

01:19:47in years

01:19:47minions of death

01:19:51flash mob

01:19:54if you wish

01:19:55but heed my words

01:19:57the time has come

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