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00:00:00Oh Sally, we're back in the workroom and I've just sent Sally home. This is like weird gal.
00:00:13Oh Sally, Sally, Sally, Sally TM. And it's never saying but you know it's the name of the game innit?
00:00:20Thank you for making me feel like a star, Sally TM.
00:00:25And I feel like the minute she realizes that like everything is gonna change for her.
00:00:32Sally was just such a big personality in this workroom.
00:00:36Oh gosh, she's just unapologetically Sally. Oh my days.
00:00:43Girl, lean in the bottom, rough. I didn't know that I had it until the minute she said my name, you know.
00:00:49You ate it up though girl.
00:00:51She was genuinely just so unique.
00:00:53One of a kind. Like one of a kind. There's no one doing it like Sally TM.
00:00:56We love you Sally. Love you Sally.
00:01:00Alright divas, my hooves are growling. Let's go sit down.
00:01:04Sally had a badge. Sally was doing good in this competition.
00:01:07Her going home now, it just opens up a whole new playing field. Anything could happen.
00:01:13Well listen girls, congratulations to our two winners.
00:01:19Oh my god.
00:01:20I am so happy that we won it together.
00:01:22I know. I really didn't know what way it was gonna go.
00:01:25How do you feel with two badges?
00:01:27I just feel amazing. I feel like everything I've come to this competition to do, I'm doing. I'm so proud of me.
00:01:33Killing it.
00:01:34How are you feeling? I know you've been gunning for it girl.
00:01:36I have been gunning for it.
00:01:37But I'm really glad to have finally got a badge.
00:01:41As much as I am happy for Paige, that should have been my win.
00:01:44I guess Peter and Wendy have flown and left the old dog at home.
00:01:49Just watch them from the window I guess.
00:01:51You're the last remaining queens without a badge. Do you think this little romance has gotten in the way?
00:01:59Are you too distracted?
00:02:02I don't think that was my problem this week. I feel like my problem was that I didn't pop off as a croc.
00:02:08I think it's time for the Welsh to take over the kingdom again.
00:02:11Have you taken over yet?
00:02:13Alright.
00:02:14Why do you feel like you haven't won about you?
00:02:16I don't know!
00:02:18I feel like everyone was really, really strong.
00:02:21Was anyone shocked that I didn't lip sync?
00:02:23I knew as soon as I walked in to one talk to you, you had a look on your face when I said that my critiques were good.
00:02:28No, I didn't. No, that was no reaction.
00:02:30You did? I saw it.
00:02:31I thought, out of all the roles, you had the easiest role.
00:02:34If we were talking about who delivered the most in the performance aspect of it, you were at the bottom of the pack.
00:02:41It was a solo role though, which I do think is a bit more, you've got to take all of the attention onto yourself.
00:02:45I guess there's pros and cons to it. I just thought you kind of...
00:02:48You thought I was shit.
00:02:49I'm not going to sit here and pretend I didn't say it, so I'll say what I said.
00:02:54No, I won't listen, I don't care.
00:02:56It is what it is, girl. Don't ask for the opinion you can't take.
00:03:00Right, Peter, shall we go to the second star to the right or wherever it was?
00:03:04Let's D-dry.
00:03:05Let's D-dry.
00:03:06Come on, two badges.
00:03:08Come on, queen.
00:03:09Whip it!
00:03:11So now I am part of the very small don't have a badge club.
00:03:15We're the no badge girls now, that's so muggy.
00:03:19It feels like some of these girls are starting to steam ahead.
00:03:22You can't fight this!
00:03:24And I'm coming up from behind, honey, as all good tops do.
00:03:27That's horrid, that is horrid.
00:03:29This week I just need to pull out all the stops.
00:03:33Bigger sword.
00:03:36Eyes on the prize on God.
00:03:38If I've got to push someone down the stairs, I will.
00:03:43I'm going to show these girls that Katrin Phelens is a star,
00:03:46and I'm coming for that ground.
00:03:48I dub thee, Madam Dickhead.
00:03:50Madam Dickhead.
00:03:58It's a new day in the workroom.
00:04:00I've won my first badge.
00:04:01Ding.
00:04:02Dong.
00:04:04I'm back.
00:04:06How are you feeling Paige?
00:04:07You've got a new addition.
00:04:08What do you mean how am I feeling?
00:04:09I feel bloody fabulous.
00:04:12Page three has finally won her first badge,
00:04:14and I'm happy for her.
00:04:17Are you?
00:04:18Yeah.
00:04:20I am.
00:04:21God, at least you stopped talking about not having a badge.
00:04:25Congratulations to Ella on her second badge.
00:04:29I just can't believe it.
00:04:31Well, actually, I can't.
00:04:33Any chance when I give one to the less fortunate?
00:04:35Please, please, please.
00:04:36I give enough to Charity.
00:04:40How is everyone else feeling, Bonnie?
00:04:42You had a lot to say about me last week.
00:04:45I did, oh my God.
00:04:46You've had quite a few.
00:04:47You're so opinionated.
00:04:48You are, but not to my face.
00:04:51Oh, she's still upset about that?
00:04:53Okay.
00:04:54This is a lot of tension for first thing in the morning.
00:04:56Maxine just likes people talking about her.
00:04:58I do, but I also like to hear what people have to say,
00:05:00because if it's something that I need to hear.
00:05:02Well, apparently you don't like to hear what people say,
00:05:03because you bite back if we give her honest opinion.
00:05:05I do, I asked.
00:05:06And then I wanted to know if there was anything else you had to say
00:05:08before we moved on from the situation.
00:05:10No, that was everything.
00:05:11That's perfect then.
00:05:12We're fine.
00:05:13That was it.
00:05:14No, I was asked my opinion and I gave it.
00:05:15Yeah.
00:05:16I have no ill will.
00:05:17We're all here to compete.
00:05:18We all want to win.
00:05:19We all want to go as far as we possibly can.
00:05:20But I just had to mention it.
00:05:21The thing is, Miss Alexa, she'll say that she's not offended,
00:05:24but she is.
00:05:25Why did you say that?
00:05:26Why do you think that?
00:05:27Oh, she's saying I'm going home.
00:05:28I'm going home this week, am I?
00:05:29Oh, oh, oh.
00:05:30I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings.
00:05:32I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.
00:05:33I was just giving my honest opinion,
00:05:34and that's all I'm ever going to give to anybody in this room.
00:05:36Of course, yeah. I appreciate it.
00:05:37I can feel the hate.
00:05:38I feel like the competition is hating on.
00:05:43Hello, hello, hello.
00:05:44Oh, you're just saying that.
00:05:54The UK's next Drag Race superstar will be booked and busy,
00:05:59but she'll always have time to read a Queen to film.
00:06:04Oh, yes.
00:06:06Yes, Ladykins, the library is about to open,
00:06:10because reading is what?
00:06:11Fundamental.
00:06:12Fundamental.
00:06:13That's right.
00:06:14Hashtag Drag Race UK.
00:06:16All right, first up, Bones.
00:06:18I'm excited for the reading challenge.
00:06:20If there's one thing that Bones is going to do,
00:06:21it's read a bitch.
00:06:22Elvosk, stood next to your Celtic sister
00:06:24and your other Celtic sisters down there.
00:06:26The three Celtic pigs, I'd like to say.
00:06:28This one got her drag from the market.
00:06:30This one's ready to go home,
00:06:32and you stink a roast beef girl.
00:06:34Roast beef?
00:06:35Selects addiction.
00:06:36I actually didn't write many reads for you,
00:06:38because I didn't expect you to still be here.
00:06:40Oh, you stupid.
00:06:43And Catrin feelings.
00:06:44I don't know what we'd do without Catrin
00:06:46to light up the workroom.
00:06:47I mean, we could just put a fridge in a dress
00:06:49and leave the door open.
00:06:50But I guess Catrin will do.
00:06:53Oh, I felt that.
00:06:55Taris Mungardi, in the first week,
00:06:57Roo asked that you add a bit more highlight
00:06:58to your foundation
00:06:59so we could bring out your facial features.
00:07:01And now that we're in week seven,
00:07:02we ask that you don't.
00:07:07Alright, okay.
00:07:08Oh, that's shit.
00:07:10That's so shit.
00:07:12Elvosk, she was actually in a very famous
00:07:14Northern Irish TV production.
00:07:16And after seeing her body on the runway,
00:07:17I can tell why you are a cast member of Dairy Girls.
00:07:20That was good.
00:07:22That was good.
00:07:23Catching feelings.
00:07:25And I did catch the feelings.
00:07:26Nausea and regret.
00:07:28My darling, darling El.
00:07:32People say that you're full of yourself.
00:07:34And that's just not true.
00:07:35You're full of all the men from Belfast.
00:07:41What?
00:07:44This is where we all laugh.
00:07:47Thanks so much.
00:07:49Okay.
00:07:50Who remembers the first day
00:07:51when Bones walked in wearing a leather mask?
00:07:54For some reason she's still wearing it.
00:07:57But that tan babe,
00:07:58that's not Bondi Sands,
00:07:59that's the old fucking beach.
00:08:01What does that even mean?
00:08:03Taris.
00:08:05When they say throw it back,
00:08:06they mean your ass,
00:08:07not your hairline.
00:08:08She clogged.
00:08:09Listen, there's a reason
00:08:10I've been wearing a hat
00:08:11every time I'm on camera, right?
00:08:12Hate for little girl.
00:08:14Bonnie Anne Clyde,
00:08:15our favourite cross-dressing uncle of drag.
00:08:18There's more, there's more.
00:08:19After being in drag for a few hours,
00:08:20her facial hair be Dublin.
00:08:24Oh, hilarious.
00:08:26Yeah.
00:08:27This week we attended
00:08:28the Page Three School of Dance.
00:08:30Her speciality is tap dancing
00:08:31on all of our last nerves.
00:08:33From twink to twat.
00:08:39You backstabbing whores.
00:08:41Did you know, Rue,
00:08:42after last week,
00:08:43Bonnie got a call from Panto.
00:08:44She'll be headlining in
00:08:45Baldi Locks and her three hairs.
00:08:48That's an insecurity of mine.
00:08:49Oh, sorry.
00:08:50We said we weren't going to take offence.
00:08:52Page Three.
00:08:53Hey, babe.
00:08:54The lovely shade of curried goat.
00:08:57I mean, baby, you do you,
00:08:58because Lord knows no one else wants to.
00:09:00That's true.
00:09:01Right.
00:09:02Aw.
00:09:04Well, thank you, everyone.
00:09:05Amazing.
00:09:06No, thank you.
00:09:07No, thank you.
00:09:08The library is closed.
00:09:10The winner of today's mini-challenge is...
00:09:13Bones is our winner.
00:09:18How has Bones just won the reading challenge?
00:09:20She's gone from literally being the quietest person in the room
00:09:22to reading everyone.
00:09:25Condragulations.
00:09:27It's time to find out if you're a hopeless romantic,
00:09:29or just plain hopeless.
00:09:32For this week's Maxi Challenge,
00:09:33we're playing the Snatch Game with a sexy new twist.
00:09:37Ooh.
00:09:39In TV's hot new star-studded dating show,
00:09:43Snatch Me Out.
00:09:44Yes.
00:09:46Yes.
00:09:48You need to serve your best celebrity impersonations
00:09:52as you try to charm the pants off of one hunky bachelor.
00:09:56Ooh.
00:09:57Racers, start your engines,
00:09:59and may the best drag queen win!
00:10:07I am so ready to take on the Snatch Game.
00:10:10This is such an iconic challenge,
00:10:11and to say I've made it this far feels correct.
00:10:17This is the challenge I've been waiting for.
00:10:19Yeah.
00:10:20If I don't win this badge,
00:10:21make sure you leave the building by 6 p.m.
00:10:22because I'm going to make it out.
00:10:23So Snatch Game is the perfect challenge for me.
00:10:28It's a comedy challenge,
00:10:29I get to play a character.
00:10:30It's what I do for a living.
00:10:32Are we nervous, girls, about Snatch Game today?
00:10:34It's like a big one in the competition.
00:10:35Yeah.
00:10:36I mean, I feel like that's a reason to be nervous.
00:10:38I feel like I honestly have no idea what to expect,
00:10:40which to me is really refreshing,
00:10:41that I can just play and really volley in the moment.
00:10:43Oh.
00:10:44But then also, again, with this change up of the structure of it,
00:10:47it does make me a little bit more nervous
00:10:49because I feel kind of less prepared.
00:10:51My worry here is that this is now a dating show.
00:10:55Who knows how this is going to go, girl?
00:10:58I do not do impressions.
00:10:59I'm not funny.
00:11:00I was going to say, you don't do a lot of that, do you?
00:11:02No, it's just not mine.
00:11:03It's never been part of my drag journey.
00:11:05It worries me because I think this is my weakness.
00:11:08Snatch Game is just kind of like my idea of the worst time.
00:11:13If I get in my head because I'm trying to over-prepare things,
00:11:15that's where I fumble.
00:11:17That's fair.
00:11:18I know what my weakness is,
00:11:19but it doesn't stop it from happening.
00:11:21Damn, I'm really going to have to dig myself out of this hole.
00:11:23Hello, lovers!
00:11:30You better walk those stairs.
00:11:35All right, Tayriss and Paige, come on over.
00:11:38Hello.
00:11:39You've got your gorgeous repeater badge on.
00:11:42Thank heavens.
00:11:43Beautifully.
00:11:44I've only got one.
00:11:45I see a curly afro there.
00:11:48So I've got Matt Lucas as Precious from Come Fly With Me.
00:11:51She's this little old Jamaican woman who runs a coffee shop
00:11:54and just doesn't really care about anything.
00:11:57But I think that it's a really good playground for me
00:11:59to just have a good old time.
00:12:01As long as you've done the background work with your character,
00:12:04where you know your point of view of what they are,
00:12:07that's what makes it funny.
00:12:09Absolutely.
00:12:10And you've got a big red wig there.
00:12:13This would be on darling Charlotte Tilbury.
00:12:16Oh, wow.
00:12:17I think the UK is obsessed with Charlotte Tilbury at the moment.
00:12:20Who are your other choices?
00:12:21Well, my second choice is a bit of a left field one.
00:12:25I love the left field.
00:12:27I do too, darling.
00:12:28It's Alexa.
00:12:29Oh, that's a funny idea.
00:12:31It does give me the opportunity to just say whatever
00:12:34and it has a little bit of a twist in it
00:12:36that I think I want to save for you if I do it.
00:12:38Oh.
00:12:39I just want to volley with you and have a good time.
00:12:40I want to volley with you and have a good time too.
00:12:42Quick, get the balls.
00:12:43All right, well, I can't wait to see it.
00:12:46Thank you so much.
00:12:47See you in a minute.
00:12:50All right, Bonnie and Bones.
00:12:51Bonnie and Bones.
00:12:52Sounds like a comedy troupe.
00:12:54So, it's Snatch Game time.
00:12:55It is.
00:12:56Now, does that put fear in your heart?
00:12:58You can already tell, Rue.
00:13:01You smell it.
00:13:02Now, you've got a long black wig.
00:13:05Well, one of my options is the late, great Alan Rickman.
00:13:08Oh, great.
00:13:09Yeah.
00:13:10Known famously for his part of Snape.
00:13:11And he's going on a dating show and he's trying to find his man.
00:13:14I love that.
00:13:15And a bit more of a sissy Snape.
00:13:16What are your other options?
00:13:17My other option is Liam Gallagher.
00:13:19Now, correct me if I'm wrong.
00:13:21What I know of him is kind of bitter.
00:13:23Cynical, I'd say, yeah.
00:13:24Cynical.
00:13:25Okay.
00:13:26All right.
00:13:27Which, obviously, you know, we want to have fun with that
00:13:29and it not become like Debbie Downer on the panel.
00:13:32But I feel like a bit of straight energy in Snatch Me Out
00:13:35could be something quite fun to play with.
00:13:37Liam Gallagher is kind of interesting to me.
00:13:40It'd be interesting to watch.
00:13:41Now, you have a big black wig there.
00:13:43Big black wig.
00:13:44I have no idea who that is.
00:13:45I wanted to do a bit of Cher.
00:13:47Okay.
00:13:48I wanted to do a twist on it.
00:13:49But I realized when I was doing my Cher impersonation
00:13:51that when I say her voice, it kind of sounds like I'm saying,
00:13:53Cher.
00:13:54Uh-huh.
00:13:55So I wanted to do her as a literal chair.
00:13:57So I'm doing a piece of furniture on the Snatch Game.
00:13:59I love that.
00:14:00Yeah.
00:14:01Does this chair also sing?
00:14:03London Bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down.
00:14:08London Bridge is falling down all day long.
00:14:11I love that.
00:14:14Roo is eating it up.
00:14:16I think this could go really well for me.
00:14:18Katrin, Celexa, and Elle.
00:14:21Hiya.
00:14:22Hello.
00:14:23So you have two Roo Peter badges.
00:14:26You have one.
00:14:27Do you have one?
00:14:28I don't.
00:14:29Is this going to be the time you get one?
00:14:30This is the week.
00:14:31I think.
00:14:32Okay.
00:14:33Well, in that wig right there.
00:14:34I mean, come on.
00:14:35How could you lose?
00:14:38Is that a leather-like fabric?
00:14:41Yes, it is.
00:14:43Pleather.
00:14:45I don't know who that is.
00:14:46Bonnie Tyler.
00:14:47Oh my gosh.
00:14:48I love Bonnie Tyler.
00:14:49Same.
00:14:50Oh, she's so good.
00:14:51What made you decide to do her?
00:14:53Just because you're from the same place?
00:14:54Um, so I've seen this one advert where she was advertising Jaffa Cakes.
00:14:59And...
00:15:00What cakes?
00:15:01Jaffa Cakes.
00:15:02No.
00:15:03It's basically like a little sponge covered in chocolate.
00:15:05And she was referring to like the Jaffa Cakes as like a total eclipse.
00:15:12So I just watched that video and I've just rolled with her since.
00:15:16I'm so pleased that Roo is liking the idea of Bonnie Tyler.
00:15:19This is going to be my week.
00:15:22Ha ha!
00:15:24So I see you've got a blazer there.
00:15:27Who is this?
00:15:28This is Chris Lilley, Jemay.
00:15:29Oh, Jemay.
00:15:30Jemay.
00:15:31Yeah.
00:15:32This is actually my second option.
00:15:34So my first option is Zoe Wanamaker.
00:15:37She played Lady Cassandra in Doctor Who.
00:15:39She's like a 4,000-year-old woman.
00:15:41She's had that much plastic surgery.
00:15:42Her face is spread out on this huge metal sheet.
00:15:45How will you make this character funny?
00:15:47I'm bringing Alexa as Lady Cassandra.
00:15:49Yeah.
00:15:50So I can put my own little naughty twist on it.
00:15:52She's wanting to find love, but it's not just love she wants.
00:15:54Oh, okay.
00:15:55Yeah, she's a bit fruity.
00:15:56Great.
00:15:57And what about you?
00:15:58So I think I'm going to do JoJo Siwa.
00:16:00Oh, yes.
00:16:01But I'm going to do the new and improved Bad Girl JoJo.
00:16:04Oh, yes.
00:16:05Bad Girl JoJo.
00:16:06Yeah.
00:16:07Wow.
00:16:08I've decided to do JoJo Siwa because I think she's really topical at the moment.
00:16:12And there's just a Rolodex of jokes from JoJo.
00:16:15Have you done that before?
00:16:16Nope.
00:16:17Uh-huh.
00:16:18But I'm confident with her.
00:16:19I think I can have so much fun with a character.
00:16:22I'm excited.
00:16:23As long as you have your characters down, I think you're going to be good.
00:16:26Yeah.
00:16:27Great.
00:16:28All right.
00:16:29Well, I will see you all later.
00:16:30Thanks a lot.
00:16:31See you soon.
00:16:32All right.
00:16:33Listen up, lovers.
00:16:34Later today, you'll be wooing our celebrity bachelor.
00:16:37Radio DJ Jordan North will be here.
00:16:40Oh!
00:16:41All right.
00:16:42Okay.
00:16:43Saucy.
00:16:44Good luck and don't fuck it up.
00:16:55Welcome to Snatch Me Out.
00:16:57We've got seven celebrities gagging for shagging.
00:17:00So let's meet them.
00:17:01She's holding out for a hero.
00:17:03It's Bonnie Tyler.
00:17:04Whoa-ho-ho.
00:17:06Oh, should I turn around?
00:17:08Yes, Bonnie, please.
00:17:09Oh, I usually get told to do it.
00:17:11Sorry.
00:17:12Hello, RuPaul.
00:17:13That's right.
00:17:14Turn around, bright eyes.
00:17:16Well, we're so happy you're here, Bonnie.
00:17:18Oh, thank you.
00:17:19Yeah.
00:17:20Up next, she takes requests.
00:17:22It's Alexa.
00:17:23Dun-dun.
00:17:2424 degrees with a chance of rain.
00:17:27Oh, really?
00:17:28Okay.
00:17:29So, Alexa, how far is it from here to central London?
00:17:32Searching.
00:17:33I don't fucking know.
00:17:34You look it up.
00:17:37Jeez, Louise.
00:17:38This is the experience I always have with Alexa, actually.
00:17:40Dun-dun.
00:17:42Now it's comedy superstar Matt Lucas, also known as Precious Little.
00:17:48Hello, darling.
00:17:49I've taken a little break from the bake-off to revisit one of me old character.
00:17:53Praise the Lord for diverse roles for white actors.
00:17:59Up next, take a seat, y'all.
00:18:01It is Chair.
00:18:03Hey, Ru.
00:18:04It's been so long.
00:18:05You might not recognize me since I've been reupholstered so many times.
00:18:09You know what they're starting to call it?
00:18:11What?
00:18:12A chairlift.
00:18:13Now, Chair, do you get along with the other furniture in the living room?
00:18:19I do.
00:18:20I used to be in a relationship with one of them, actually.
00:18:22We were called table and chair.
00:18:26So it didn't work out, so I'm a solo act now.
00:18:28Oh, and what a solo act you are.
00:18:31I sit on you all the time.
00:18:33Sit on someone else's face.
00:18:34I'm busy.
00:18:35Up next, he's mad for it.
00:18:40It's Liam Gallagher.
00:18:42All right, Ru.
00:18:43Can you get me tickets to your sold-out show?
00:18:45Well, we can work some out backstage, I'm sure.
00:18:48I'm always up for working out something with a good friend later.
00:18:51Yes, yes.
00:18:52Manchester.
00:18:53Mad for it.
00:18:54Mad for it.
00:18:55Up next, from Doctor Who, it's Zoe Wanamaker, better known as Lady Cassandra.
00:19:04I'm so excited to be here on the Snatch Game.
00:19:07I haven't seen my girly little snatch in so, so long.
00:19:10So this is going to be a hoot.
00:19:11Yes, it will.
00:19:13Well, happy you're here.
00:19:14Thank you, darling.
00:19:15Up next, nice to see ya, it's Jojo Siwa.
00:19:19Now, Jojo, is it true that you invented gay pop?
00:19:23Yeah, that's why, RuPaul, I didn't invent gay pop.
00:19:26There was no such thing as a gay person before me, and I invented it.
00:19:30Yeah, I'm here to play on Stan B.O.
00:19:34Yeah.
00:19:37We are happy to have you with us.
00:19:39Thanks, Mama.
00:19:43Okay, Juliettes, are you ready to meet your Romeo?
00:19:47Yes!
00:19:48Yes!
00:19:49Yes!
00:19:50For you!
00:19:51I hope he's tight.
00:19:52Let the cheese see the cake.
00:19:54Snatchler, reveal yourself.
00:19:56Woohoo!
00:19:57Oh my God, hi.
00:19:58Hello!
00:19:59Hello!
00:20:00Hello!
00:20:01It's radio DJ Jordan North.
00:20:03Hi, everybody!
00:20:04Hello!
00:20:05Hello!
00:20:06Hello!
00:20:07You all look fit AF.
00:20:08Who?
00:20:09My name's Jordan.
00:20:10I'm from Burnley.
00:20:11I've got a face for radio, but a body for sin.
00:20:12Yeah!
00:20:13You're not happy yet.
00:20:14Well, we're so happy you're here.
00:20:15Thanks so much.
00:20:16Okay, well, watch this.
00:20:18Hi!
00:20:19It's me, Kitty Scott Claus, and I am one of Jordan's many exes.
00:20:20Jordan likes to mix it up in the bedroom.
00:20:21We've done it all.
00:20:22Putt play, edible underwear, gravy.
00:20:23You name it, I've done it.
00:20:24You name it.
00:20:25I've done it.
00:20:26You name it.
00:20:27I've done it.
00:20:28Oh, my name's Jordan.
00:20:29My name's Jordan.
00:20:30I'm from Burnley.
00:20:31I'm from Burnley.
00:20:32I've got a face for radio, but a body for sin.
00:20:33Oh!
00:20:34Yeah!
00:20:35You're not happy yet.
00:20:36Well, we're so happy you're here.
00:20:37Thanks so much.
00:20:38Okay, well, watch this.
00:20:39Hi!
00:20:40It's me, Kitty Scott Claus, and I am one of Jordan's many exes.
00:20:45Jordan likes to mix it up in the bedroom.
00:20:47We've done it all.
00:20:48Putt play, edible underwear, gravy, you name it, I've done it.
00:20:51Despite his many flaws, our time together was magical.
00:20:57So, if any of you little bitches think you can snatch my man,
00:21:01good luck, because I'm coming for you.
00:21:06Life, life.
00:21:07You ready, Jordan?
00:21:08Let's play Snatch Me Out.
00:21:14Okay, Jordan, here's how the game works.
00:21:16You'll ask our celebrities questions,
00:21:18and they will try to give you a heart on.
00:21:21All right, Jordan, your first question.
00:21:23Bonnie!
00:21:24Yes!
00:21:25For me, breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
00:21:28Ooh!
00:21:29What's the first thing you eat in the morning?
00:21:30Well, I tell you, Jordan, do you like Jaffa cakes?
00:21:33Because look what I've got.
00:21:36Look at this now, everybody.
00:21:38How long has Bonnie had that Jaffa cake in her tits?
00:21:40I can't see it, but I can smell it.
00:21:42A full moon.
00:21:44A half moon.
00:21:46Come here, Jordan.
00:21:48I couldn't.
00:21:49Whoa!
00:21:50A total eclipse!
00:21:51Oh, nom, nom, nom, nom.
00:21:53Where's it gone?
00:21:57She's gone.
00:21:58Oh, boy.
00:22:00Precious.
00:22:01I like a nice island meal, gal.
00:22:03So, me and you, we have the rice, we have the peas,
00:22:06and we'll bring the jerk.
00:22:09If you're looking shy.
00:22:11Chess.
00:22:12Oh, the first thing I eat in the morning is ass,
00:22:14but not by choice.
00:22:15It is what it is.
00:22:18It's a living.
00:22:20But if you're into that, I mean we could work on something together.
00:22:23There's a lot of chemistry.
00:22:24Can you feel it?
00:22:25There's a real connection there.
00:22:27Liam.
00:22:28Well, to be honest, when I was booked for this,
00:22:30I thought I'd be on the other side at panel.
00:22:32So, I'm a bit stuck, really.
00:22:34But I usually go for a bit of a snatch in the morning.
00:22:37I think if we're hanging out, I'm going to have to try
00:22:39and convert myself to a bit of kioch.
00:22:43Ah, bones.
00:22:44Um.
00:22:47I'll just go for a proper northern breakfast, I think.
00:22:50Just bacon, butty, a cup of tea, one sugar, a bit of milk.
00:22:54Hmm.
00:22:55Lady Cassandra.
00:22:56Hello, sweetie.
00:22:57Oh, darling, I would devour you for lunch, breakfast, and dinner.
00:23:01You look all right.
00:23:02Snacks stood over there.
00:23:03I feel like this line-up is getting more and more disturbing.
00:23:07Ugh.
00:23:08Girl, give it a break.
00:23:09Next question, please.
00:23:10As a morning DJ, I get up really early.
00:23:15What special way would you wake me up so I start the day right?
00:23:19Jojo.
00:23:20Okay, so every morning my mum wakes me up super early, too.
00:23:21So I would say, wake up, you bitch.
00:23:22My mum's cooking breakfast.
00:23:23And then we'll go down and have some breakfast.
00:23:24Oh, okay.
00:23:25Yeah.
00:23:26You like breakfast?
00:23:27Love breakfast.
00:23:28I love breakfast.
00:23:29Who doesn't?
00:23:30Yeah.
00:23:31That's unhinged.
00:23:32Alexa.
00:23:33Dun-dun.
00:23:34Would you like me to set you an alarm?
00:23:36To be honest with you, darling, I start, I get up so bloody early.
00:23:39Every single day, because they have me working.
00:23:4024 hours, so I'll probably just give you a poke.
00:23:41Okay.
00:23:42Is that all right?
00:23:43That's fine.
00:23:44All right, darling.
00:23:45That sounds good to me.
00:23:46Thanks.
00:23:48To be honest with you, darling.
00:23:49I start, I get up so bloody early every single day, because they have me working.
00:23:5424 hours, I'll probably just give you a poke.
00:23:55Okay.
00:23:56Is that all right?
00:23:57That's fine.
00:23:58All right, darling.
00:23:59That sounds good to me.
00:24:00Thanks.
00:24:02Toon-toon.
00:24:03Chair, what about you?
00:24:04Hey, Jordan.
00:24:05I have to be honest, when my agent booked me for the show, I put my phone
00:24:08away for the show.
00:24:09I thought I was going on Dancing with the Stairs.
00:24:11So, I can wake you up at the spot of dancing.
00:24:14My favorite move is the wagon wheel.
00:24:16What tushy?
00:24:17Oh!
00:24:21Okay, Jordan.
00:24:22If you are not turned on, turn those lights off.
00:24:25Sorry, Matt.
00:24:26Well, you're doing me dirty, child.
00:24:28Sorry.
00:24:29Liam, not for me, bro.
00:24:30No homo.
00:24:31Big fan of your work, but sorry.
00:24:33Yeah.
00:24:34I'm sure you are.
00:24:35Sorry, Alex.
00:24:36Sorry.
00:24:37Bit unhinged, Jojo.
00:24:38Oh, damn.
00:24:39I'm 11 minutes anyway.
00:24:40Okay.
00:24:41Sorry.
00:24:42I want to get close to you, but not right now.
00:24:44Yeah.
00:24:45Oh, darling.
00:24:46That was so tough.
00:24:48Well, that means chair wins round one.
00:24:52Okay, on to the next round.
00:24:54When I was on I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here, I had to eat a sheet's penis.
00:24:59If you could be any animal, what would you be and why?
00:25:02Precious.
00:25:03Precious.
00:25:04Well, child, I think me be a polar bear.
00:25:07And do you want to ask me why?
00:25:08Why?
00:25:09Because I've got big meaty paws and I can crawl up in the nose.
00:25:13Grrrr, Jordan.
00:25:15Liam.
00:25:16Won't shot you in.
00:25:17I'll probably say a dolphin.
00:25:18For obvious reasons.
00:25:19Obvious reasons?
00:25:20Why a dolphin?
00:25:21Well, because I'm really fun.
00:25:22Ask me the same question again in five minutes.
00:25:23I'll probably give you a different answer.
00:25:24I'll change like the fucking wind.
00:25:25Can't fucking catch me.
00:25:26Mad for it.
00:25:27Lady Cassandra.
00:25:28Lady Cassandra.
00:25:29I would be that exact sheep that you ate back in I'm a Celebrity.
00:25:32Being able to get up close and personal with you is all I desire.
00:25:35A chair.
00:25:36Feat.
00:25:37Hey.
00:25:38Scents can be a real turn on for me.
00:25:41How would you describe the scent of the Snatchelorette to your left?
00:25:44Leather cleaner and regret.
00:25:47It's all I desire.
00:25:52Chair.
00:25:53Hey.
00:25:54Scents can be a real turn-on for me.
00:25:56Oh.
00:25:56How would you describe the scent of the Snatchelorette to your left?
00:26:01Leather cleaner and regrets.
00:26:04Oh, wait.
00:26:05That's me.
00:26:07Would you like to take a sniff?
00:26:10You can polish me any day.
00:26:12I can recline as well.
00:26:13Oh.
00:26:14What a chair.
00:26:15Yeah, she's a recliner.
00:26:17Is it hot in here or is it just chair?
00:26:22Jojo.
00:26:23Yes?
00:26:23Since there's nobody to your left, how would you describe my scent?
00:26:28I can smell you all across the room, Jordan.
00:26:32You smell like shit.
00:26:33I'm on a joke.
00:26:34Well, you smell poison, Jordan.
00:26:35You smell poison.
00:26:36You smell really manly.
00:26:38Yeah.
00:26:39Yeah?
00:26:40Hey.
00:26:42Bonnie.
00:26:44Some type of meat.
00:26:45Maybe a meatloaf.
00:26:47Oh, Jordan, that reminds me.
00:26:48Meatloaf wanted to steal my song off me.
00:26:51Total eclipse of the heart.
00:26:53And I went, no, sorry.
00:26:54And he went, well, what if I give you a little bit of meatloaf?
00:26:57And I went, no, sorry.
00:26:57I'm vegan.
00:26:58Alexa.
00:26:59I'm vegan.
00:27:00Alexa.
00:27:01Well, firstly, I'd like to say, I'm really sorry that I smell like meatloaf, but it's
00:27:08practically because I haven't had one second off and it does kind of get a stench in this
00:27:12office.
00:27:12It's one of those things.
00:27:13This isn't exactly how I wanted to do this character.
00:27:18But, yeah, it's just beans.
00:27:20Beans, beans, beans, coffee beans, baked beans, all the different beans.
00:27:25I don't actually know how to get myself out of this.
00:27:28Okay, if you're not turned on, turn those lights off.
00:27:34I'm sorry.
00:27:35Oh, it's a heartache.
00:27:37Meatloaf isn't good, to be honest.
00:27:38Sorry.
00:27:39Think about the reclining.
00:27:40Oh, yeah.
00:27:41Just press.
00:27:43Sorry.
00:27:43Oh, dearly coffee shop.
00:27:45Okay.
00:27:45Oh, Jordan gets.
00:27:46Oh, lights out for Liam.
00:27:49So it looks like Jordan has chosen Lady Cassandra.
00:27:53There is a lot of skin over there, Lady Cassandra.
00:27:57A lot of skin.
00:27:58Yes.
00:27:58And stolen from a lot.
00:27:58Is there any foreskin?
00:28:00Round the back, tucked away, hidden for my pleasure.
00:28:04All right, Jordan, go to your next question.
00:28:07What pet name would you give me and why?
00:28:09Jojo.
00:28:10Jordan, you know what?
00:28:11I think I will call you Pluffy because your hair reminds me of my little cat and I love pussy.
00:28:20Alexa.
00:28:21Can I be honest?
00:28:22Could you take the name of Alexa for me?
00:28:25Could you take me shifting?
00:28:26I've been here all day, darling, and I need, so I need to get out.
00:28:29All right, darling.
00:28:30Alexa.
00:28:33Bonnie.
00:28:34I'd call you Proud Mary.
00:28:37Oh, I'm a big fan of Tina Turner.
00:28:38That song, I wish I'd start off real slow.
00:28:42And then, look out!
00:28:46She's still having ring me back.
00:28:48I was, I was Tina.
00:28:49I think she's ghosting me.
00:28:50She's, she's dead.
00:28:53Alexa.
00:28:55Dun-dun.
00:28:55Ring, Tina.
00:28:58I'm sorry, I can't connect your call right now.
00:29:01Tina, no!
00:29:06Lady Cassandra.
00:29:08Hiya, sweetheart.
00:29:09Hello, darling.
00:29:09For our first date, I want to take you on a naked skydive.
00:29:15Where would you take me on our second date?
00:29:18Oh, wow.
00:29:19Well, for sure you'd be using me as the parachute on that first date, and I love to be used.
00:29:24Most of my second dates end up at the morgue, as I love to use my men for their bodies.
00:29:30Oh, that sounds so sexy for Maud.
00:29:36Yeah.
00:29:37What can I say?
00:29:38I please.
00:29:39Jojo.
00:29:40Oh, yeah.
00:29:41Where would you take me?
00:29:44Something funny?
00:29:45No.
00:29:47Where would you take me on our second date?
00:29:52For our second date, I was thinking we could go somewhere really sophisticated.
00:29:56We could go to Disney World.
00:29:58Yeah.
00:29:58Ooh.
00:29:59And we could drink alcohol and smoke cigarettes, because I'm a bad girl.
00:30:04Yeah.
00:30:05Yeah.
00:30:05Yeah.
00:30:05Yeah.
00:30:06Liam.
00:30:07Today, Jordan, I think we'd probably just go down to the pub.
00:30:10I'll get us a few pints in, a few nuts, get the birds around, go down Dean's Gate.
00:30:14Probably end up with a kebab at 4 a.m. in bed.
00:30:20All right.
00:30:21Precious.
00:30:22Well, Jordan, I'm in a little bit of trouble now, because we've got water, we've got sugar,
00:30:26we've got tea, we've got coffee, but we've got no answer.
00:30:28We've got no choice but to go home early and have a good night's rest.
00:30:32Closed.
00:30:36Chair, where would you take me on our second date?
00:30:39Well, there's not much else to do once you've seen all my stuffing, Jordan.
00:30:43And you know what they say?
00:30:44A chair is still a chair, but a house is not a home.
00:30:47So I'd take you to my house and we'd have a great time, Jordan.
00:30:50Hop on.
00:30:50Oh.
00:30:51Boo-hoo.
00:30:53Oh.
00:30:55Jesus.
00:30:56Now, you've heard all the answers.
00:30:58No funny, no honey.
00:31:00That's not for me, so...
00:31:01Darling.
00:31:02In the world.
00:31:02Yeah, but I've been...
00:31:04Thank you, Jordan.
00:31:05I don't have any with anything.
00:31:05Once you've been once, you've sent them all.
00:31:07Sorry, sorry.
00:31:08Sorry, sorry, buddy.
00:31:09That's all the clips.
00:31:10Pubs guards.
00:31:15Talk about it, Jordan.
00:31:16Oh, Jordan.
00:31:17Do love an early night.
00:31:19Oh, there you go.
00:31:20Come on over, Jordan.
00:31:22An early night.
00:31:23Well, that sound means we are all out of questions.
00:31:27So, Jordan, it is time.
00:31:29Which one of our celebrity Snatchlorettes do you choose?
00:31:33Uh, Ruth?
00:31:35I'm going to choose them all.
00:31:36Oh, my gosh.
00:31:38Well, what do you know? Love wins!
00:31:42Yes!
00:31:43Oh my gosh!
00:31:44Isn't that beautiful?
00:31:45Well, until next time, remember, seven snatches are better than one.
00:31:50Now let the music play!
00:31:52Goodnight everybody!
00:31:53Oh yeah!
00:32:04It's elimination day and I feel over the moon!
00:32:07I'll see you at the morgue!
00:32:09Boys!
00:32:12Bonnie smashed it!
00:32:13Whoa!
00:32:16Oh, there's so much to do, so little time.
00:32:21My sister.
00:32:26How are you feeling about the challenge?
00:32:27I mean, you just never know, do you?
00:32:29You don't.
00:32:30Like, the change of the structure of the snatch game yesterday,
00:32:32like, threw a bit of this banner in the works and, like, it was a bit like,
00:32:35Oh.
00:32:36I'm looking at Bones and I can see that she is not feeling good today.
00:32:41How are you feeling?
00:32:42I knew the snatch game would be my thing that trips me up.
00:32:47You will be being really hard on yourself right now.
00:32:50I can't even remember what I said.
00:32:52I completely went back into my shell.
00:32:54And I felt so, like, helpless.
00:32:57What is that?
00:32:58Like, where's that come from?
00:32:59I don't know where it came from.
00:33:01I'd always been so shy.
00:33:02And...
00:33:03Yeah.
00:33:04It would even be like going to family friends.
00:33:05I wouldn't...
00:33:06I would hide behind my parents.
00:33:07Oh, babe.
00:33:08Because it was, like, my kind of safety thing.
00:33:09That feeling that I felt yesterday was something that I've not felt for such a long time.
00:33:22And I feel like it just reminds me of someone that I kind of try and forget about.
00:33:29I've grown so much from being that person from moving to London and just kind of crafting a life for myself where I could feel comfortable.
00:33:39Bones has always been created to be my, like, perfect thing that no one can touch.
00:33:46Because when Bones is perfect, it means that Paul can, like, fumble.
00:33:51It's the crossover that I never wanted to happen.
00:33:53Yeah.
00:33:54And it's something that Bones would never be.
00:33:55That person should be there for people that were like that person.
00:34:00But...
00:34:02And it just...
00:34:03It feels like the walls crashed between the two.
00:34:05And I know it's something that I can't control.
00:34:07And it's something that I do need to deal with.
00:34:09I know you.
00:34:10And I know that you will use this to rebirth in a different way.
00:34:17If it does cross over into this person that you've segregated so much, it can actually probably make you even stronger.
00:34:26A lot of us present as these divas who are strong so we can get by every day.
00:34:31And that's what Bones has created for herself.
00:34:34Thank you. I love you.
00:34:35This is a side of Bones that I'm actually, though she's hurting, I'm refreshed to see.
00:34:40That's the person that I'm friends with.
00:34:42I love you, Pepe.
00:34:43I love you, Pepe.
00:34:44You're safe, too.
00:34:45So, girls, how are you feeling about Smash game? How did it go yesterday for yours?
00:34:58I'm feeling very happy with how I did it.
00:35:00We should just be super, super proud of ourselves.
00:35:02Yeah.
00:35:03I'm really happy that if there's going to be a top three this week, that it is the three of us.
00:35:06Oh, yeah.
00:35:07Oh, yeah.
00:35:08Representing.
00:35:09Celtic sisters.
00:35:10Oh, my God.
00:35:11Girl, I'm not buying this all white in Destiny's Child, do you know what I mean?
00:35:16I'm looking at three Michelles.
00:35:18Well, at the end of the day, it's Mama's decision.
00:35:21Yeah, that's right, girls.
00:35:22Let's leave it out the wrong way and see what the judges have to say.
00:35:26Yeah!
00:35:27I find that jarring.
00:35:29Sorry, bibs.
00:35:34Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race UK, Michelle Visage.
00:35:39Now, when you were single, what were you looking for in a man?
00:35:42I love a good cologne.
00:35:44He had to have a good sense of humor.
00:35:46Okay.
00:35:47And I love a guy who could dance.
00:35:49Did he have to be straight?
00:35:50I'll take him any way I can get him.
00:35:52And the super-spexy Alan Carr.
00:35:55Alan, what qualities do you look for in a man?
00:35:57I'm okay with bad breath, bad sense of humor, and a bad dancer.
00:36:02But call me old-fashioned.
00:36:03He has to be straight.
00:36:06Let's swap.
00:36:09And our extra-special guest judge, Susan Wacoma.
00:36:13Welcome, my love.
00:36:15Oh, pleasure to be here.
00:36:16Now, what kind of man are you looking for?
00:36:18I tend to go for the take-charge macho type, like Michelle Visage.
00:36:25This week, we challenged our queens to snatch our attention with their funniest celebrity impersonations.
00:36:31And tonight, on the runway, category is Holiday Ho Ho Ho's, Christmas Couture.
00:36:38Racers, start your engines, and may the best drag queen win.
00:36:42The category is Holiday Ho Ho Ho's.
00:36:51Up first, Elle Vosk.
00:36:53Oh, I didn't know she was a rapper.
00:36:55I love how camp and tacky Christmas is.
00:36:59So I am giving a sexy, gorgeous lady who is just tangled up in all the presents and bows of Christmas.
00:37:05Whilst looking gorgeous.
00:37:07No time like the presents.
00:37:10Dirty sucker.
00:37:12Yeah, suck on it.
00:37:15This look is inspired by a Victor and Rolf runway.
00:37:18I really wanted to create a huge silhouette.
00:37:21And I've got the biggest candy cane you've ever seen.
00:37:23She loves to cane it.
00:37:25She deserves a caning.
00:37:29Up next, selects addiction.
00:37:32The nipples are the windows of the face.
00:37:36Today's runway theme is Holiday Ho Ho Ho Ho's.
00:37:41Real Housewives of the North Pole.
00:37:43Oh no, she's on the naughty list.
00:37:46She's got coal.
00:37:48Every coal is a go.
00:37:49Yeah.
00:37:51I'm giving you breakfast at Tiffany's glamour and luxury.
00:37:53I feel expensive.
00:37:55Santa Claus is coming all over my tits.
00:37:58Up next, Bonnie and Clyde.
00:38:02She looks frapped from head to mistletoe.
00:38:04Wow, so pretty.
00:38:06I am serving the gift that keeps on giving.
00:38:08The fabric is flowing.
00:38:09I'm twirling around.
00:38:10I just feel gorgeous.
00:38:11Baby, it's gold outside.
00:38:15Gold, frankincense and ochre.
00:38:18I am the perfect little present under your Christmas tree.
00:38:21Pretty Christmas, Mr. Charles.
00:38:24She's come straight from four cocks.
00:38:27Solid gold.
00:38:30Up next, Tayris.
00:38:32Oh, for goodness flake.
00:38:34Hey sis, it's Tayris.
00:38:36I'm giving a Vegas showgirl with a wintry frosty touch.
00:38:39This baby blue is hitting me just right, girly.
00:38:42This is drag.
00:38:44Flake it till you make it.
00:38:46She really ought to try head and shoulders for those flakes.
00:38:49I feel incredible.
00:38:51I look fierce and I know that's the tea.
00:38:53Ain't nobody got time for that.
00:38:56Up next, page three.
00:38:57Ooh, now that's a nutcracker.
00:39:00Yeah, the slutcracker.
00:39:02She's got the latex on, honey.
00:39:04I'm serving Madonna on a world tour with a moustache.
00:39:08And I feel tight.
00:39:10Who knew Santa's workshop had a sex dungeon?
00:39:13Okay.
00:39:15So I've dropped the naughty list and on my naughty list is all the men that I aspire to.
00:39:22Michelle Visage is also on there because she is a big birdie man.
00:39:25Ooh, she's toying with us.
00:39:27Close your legs, boys.
00:39:28Actually, don't close them.
00:39:29I'm coming.
00:39:30I'd like to clear up that officer's mess.
00:39:33Up next, bones.
00:39:35Yes.
00:39:36Take a look at those wizard sleeves.
00:39:38I'm giving you Mrs. Claus stuck at home while Santa is out unloading his sack.
00:39:43She's nicking the snowballs and the after eights and waiting for a man to get home.
00:39:47Mrs. Claus took half of everything in the divorce.
00:39:51It's high fashion, glamour.
00:39:54My good sister, D-Dlicious, made this coat for me and I am not feeling D-Dilusional about how gorgeous I look.
00:39:58She's got a resting Grinch face.
00:40:01Mm.
00:40:02Putting the ass into Sunday class.
00:40:04Uh-huh.
00:40:05Up next, Katrin Feelings in the Slut Cracker Part 2.
00:40:11This look is inspired by the Barbie nutcracker that me and my sister used to watch when we were younger.
00:40:15I just love how sparkly I am.
00:40:17I think she's on the marching powder.
00:40:19Oh, yeah.
00:40:21Oh, I bet Alan wants me to crack his nuts walking down around me.
00:40:24Stop, I'm blushing.
00:40:26The Salvation Army has come a long way.
00:40:27We sure have.
00:40:29The judges think I'm probably serving a character, but the truth is this is just how I walk.
00:40:33Very stiff.
00:40:36Welcome, queens.
00:40:38It's time for the judges' critiques.
00:40:40First up, Elle Vosk.
00:40:42Elle, you were Jojo Siwa.
00:40:44Your look was spot on.
00:40:45You actually sounded like Jojo as well.
00:40:47Yeah!
00:40:48It was the right side of irritating.
00:40:49You know, when someone plays someone irritating, it can be actually irritating.
00:40:54But you know, it was irritating and fun.
00:40:57You're so cute.
00:40:59Oh, my God.
00:41:00And this is really, really, really gorgeous.
00:41:02Just a great week.
00:41:04Yeah, girl, you know how to put a look together.
00:41:07I had so much fun with you as Jojo Siwa.
00:41:09Was it hard keeping those teeth in your mouth?
00:41:11I actually had to stop myself from gagging.
00:41:14Welcome to my world.
00:41:19Up next, Selexa Diction.
00:41:22So you were Lady Cassandra.
00:41:24I was.
00:41:25Was it the funniest? No.
00:41:26Did it look really cool?
00:41:27Absolutely.
00:41:29Even though there weren't, like, masses of jokes there, you really stuck to the character.
00:41:33You were committed.
00:41:34You did a really good job.
00:41:35Tonight on the runway, this is gorgeous.
00:41:36I expect nothing less from you, Selexa.
00:41:38Again, cover up the nipples.
00:41:41Your left nipple is sticking up.
00:41:42Oh, God!
00:41:43Yes!
00:41:44You said you gave me a compliment and they just popped.
00:41:45Mind you, I've had Christmases like that, tottering around, clothes hanging off me, tit hanging out.
00:41:51So, for me, it was the perfect Christmas.
00:41:53Well done.
00:41:54Well, what a slaggy time.
00:41:55Did you have any fun doing the Snatch Game?
00:41:58You couldn't see me.
00:41:59I laughed from start to finish.
00:42:01I was just...
00:42:02It's funny because your face didn't move at all.
00:42:04No!
00:42:05It felt like she didn't have anything other than, I'm 4,000 years old.
00:42:09Was she 4,000?
00:42:10She is.
00:42:11And that she'd had lots of work done.
00:42:12You have to create a backstory for them.
00:42:14They need something that they have to do in that scene.
00:42:18Yeah.
00:42:19I take that on board completely and thank you.
00:42:21Up next, Bonnie and Clyde.
00:42:24Yeah, I was a bit like, oh, Cher in Snatch Game.
00:42:27I was like, uh, but Cher who's half a chair, now you're talking.
00:42:33The first thing I eat in the morning is ass.
00:42:37You were ready to battle.
00:42:38It was brilliant.
00:42:39That's how it's done.
00:42:41My goodness, you look stunning.
00:42:44I love everything about the shape of it.
00:42:46I love the material.
00:42:47I love a foily dress.
00:42:48Yum, yum, yum.
00:42:49Bonnie, Bonnie, Bonnie.
00:42:51This outfit is gorgeous.
00:42:52It shows all your best parts.
00:42:54It's just wonderful.
00:42:56I can't say enough about Snatch Game.
00:42:58That's a master class.
00:42:59It really is.
00:43:01When my agent booked me for the show, I thought I was going on Dancing with the Stairs.
00:43:06It was so funny.
00:43:07There was a lot of material that I wanted to get out.
00:43:09And I think I got out maybe about 90%.
00:43:11What 10% did you not get out?
00:43:12I didn't say that she was inducted into the Rocking Chair Hall of Fame.
00:43:19Amazing.
00:43:21That was so much fun.
00:43:23Thank you for all your comments.
00:43:24Up next, Tayris.
00:43:26Hello.
00:43:27I had a bit of a jump scare when I saw Precious.
00:43:29I was like, she's back.
00:43:30Praise the Lord for diverse roles for white actors.
00:43:33I didn't find that character that funny.
00:43:36I sort of willed for there to be another point of view.
00:43:39That reclamation of it was really, really powerful.
00:43:41And hopefully, it can just start a conversation about which characters we can reclaim.
00:43:46The trouble with Precious, she is just a catchphrase character.
00:43:49So, once you've said the catchphrases, you are stuck.
00:43:52Now, I do want to say tonight, this is the most beautiful you have looked yet in this competition.
00:43:59Your makeup is right.
00:44:01You have landed on it.
00:44:03Ding, ding, ding.
00:44:05Oh, my gosh.
00:44:06You look so beautiful.
00:44:07But I feel like I look incredible.
00:44:08So, honestly, thank you for all your critiques.
00:44:11All right.
00:44:12Posh three.
00:44:13So, in Snatch Game, you chose to be Alexa.
00:44:16Dun, dun.
00:44:17Would you like me to set you an alarm?
00:44:19You had things that you planned and you were able to do.
00:44:22You committed to it.
00:44:23However, it wasn't really funny.
00:44:25There's all these things about Alexa that you could have incorporated.
00:44:29It wasn't enough.
00:44:30But I did love the commitment to the character.
00:44:31You did.
00:44:32You stuck with it.
00:44:33Yes.
00:44:34Oh, my God.
00:44:35It shouldn't make me feel Christmassy, but it does.
00:44:37It does.
00:44:38Christmas didn't come early.
00:44:39I did.
00:44:40Ah!
00:44:41I'm arriving.
00:44:42I'm arriving.
00:44:43You do look gorgeous.
00:44:47Listen, the judges said it all.
00:44:49What would you have done differently?
00:44:50I stopped having fun throughout it because I was then in my head and I felt like I was
00:44:56clambering out of water.
00:44:57I was like, how can I get back on top of this?
00:44:59I actually forgot I was on Snatch Game for a moment.
00:45:01I was like, this is a great episode.
00:45:02Oh, shit.
00:45:03I'm in it.
00:45:08But yeah, it was fun.
00:45:10Up next, Bones.
00:45:12Your face, your head's already nodding.
00:45:14What's going on?
00:45:15It was a rough one for me yesterday.
00:45:20I just psyched myself out, I think.
00:45:23We've all done it, Bones.
00:45:24Yeah.
00:45:25We've all psyched ourselves out.
00:45:26The idea was brilliant.
00:45:28You could have gone so far with it, but you just told us.
00:45:31When I was booked for this, I thought I'd be on the other side at panel.
00:45:34So, I'm a bit stuck, really.
00:45:37You can't really explain to anyone when your confidence goes and you just deflate.
00:45:42I've been there on stages.
00:45:44It's the worst feeling in the world.
00:45:46Please don't write yourself up and say, I can't do that.
00:45:48You can do that.
00:45:49Yeah.
00:45:50Okay?
00:45:51This on the runway, however, this is what I love about you and the way that you do drag.
00:45:54Not only do you always look gorgeous, it's never the same thing.
00:45:58So, thank you for this beautiful look.
00:46:01Okay.
00:46:02So, they don't want to get into it.
00:46:03I do want to get into it.
00:46:04If you had been Brett Gallagher, the gay brother, then that frees you up.
00:46:09Because I knew from the moment when you said, I'm not supposed to be here, it was over.
00:46:13Um, I'm a really quite nervous talker.
00:46:1813, 14-year-old me wouldn't have even thought that I could do this.
00:46:22It was just already an insecurity that I opened up and it just consumed me.
00:46:27Well, I think what has happened is for you to have a conversation with that 13-year-old kid who still lives inside of you and say, listen, kiddo, it's gonna be okay.
00:46:35Yeah.
00:46:36You know what?
00:46:37We're gonna have fun.
00:46:38I know you have it in you to do it.
00:46:39I have every faith in you.
00:46:42All right, thank you.
00:46:43Up next, Katherine Feelings.
00:46:48I absolutely loved you as Bonnie.
00:46:50It was so, so, so fun.
00:46:52Whoa!
00:46:53A total acclaim!
00:46:54Gravely voice, check.
00:46:56Love of name dropping, check.
00:46:58You knew her hits, you knew a bit about her life, check.
00:47:01Tina, no!
00:47:05I'm gonna be honest, this tonight is a bit more costume than drag for me.
00:47:09But that doesn't mean I don't like it.
00:47:11And I love your brand of kook.
00:47:13Ah, thank you.
00:47:14Is anyone gonna mention that you've got the same face as the sword puppet?
00:47:18Do you like games, Katherine?
00:47:23If she comes back out on a tricycle, I'm out of here.
00:47:28It was just so funny and so wonderful.
00:47:34How much of your Bonnie Tyler was you?
00:47:37Not quite sure, to be honest.
00:47:39Bonnie just steps in and I just go for a coffee, to be honest.
00:47:41Perfect.
00:47:42And a Jaffa Kirk.
00:47:47Well, thank you, Queens.
00:47:48I think we've heard enough.
00:47:49While you and Tuck in the workroom, the judges and I will deliberate.
00:47:53You may leave the stage.
00:48:00Doc, we are in Untucked and I feel...
00:48:03Dunnin'.
00:48:04Do you think I'll stick to this?
00:48:06Oh, I'm a star!
00:48:08Merry Christmas!
00:48:10Merry Christmas!
00:48:12Bonnie, they fucking ate you up.
00:48:15Mm-hmm.
00:48:16And I'm not surprised in the slightest.
00:48:18Not at all.
00:48:19You were sensational in the Snatch Game.
00:48:21Today's win is definitely between Elle, Bonnie and Katherine.
00:48:26I'm thinking Bonnie's gonna take it because it was unique and really, really funny.
00:48:33To get like the masterclass comment off through, that is like the biggest thing.
00:48:38Kat, how are you feeling?
00:48:39Because obviously they were really, really complimentary of you as well.
00:48:41I definitely think of top three.
00:48:42Very chuffed with what I had, being the new costume queen.
00:48:45Oh, honey.
00:48:46It is what it is.
00:48:47How are you gonna lip sync as a nutcracker?
00:48:49But no, I can understand.
00:48:50I just think this is bloody camp.
00:48:52I love this costume so much.
00:48:54I'm obsessed with it.
00:48:55There's obviously still a chance that you could get it.
00:48:57But how do you feel about what?
00:48:59That is my answer.
00:49:00I think my biggest competition is Miss Cheer over there.
00:49:04I think it's gonna be neck and neck with me and her.
00:49:06Honestly, I just need to get that badge.
00:49:08And you too, Miss Jojo.
00:49:10You were fierce.
00:49:11Rui loved my look.
00:49:12She was like, you really know how to throw a look together.
00:49:14And to me, hearing that from RuPaul meant a lot.
00:49:17Selexa, I can't look at you.
00:49:19But how are you feeling?
00:49:20I just said to myself, I'm not gonna put any pressure on myself.
00:49:22I'm just gonna go up there.
00:49:23I know what I know about this character and I'm gonna have fun.
00:49:26And I did have fun.
00:49:28To hear that they didn't say, you were f***ing awful.
00:49:32It made me feel good.
00:49:34So Taylor, how are you?
00:49:35I really don't know if I'm in the bottom.
00:49:37But I have no intention of going anywhere today.
00:49:40It's really hard to call.
00:49:41Was I as strong as the armchair on my left?
00:49:44Perhaps not.
00:49:45But I'm still sitting pretty anyway.
00:49:47How are you feeling, Pidgey Pidge?
00:49:49I actually feel fine.
00:49:50I really do.
00:49:52I am in the bottom, I think.
00:49:54And I'm okay with that.
00:49:57That's what it is.
00:49:58If it is what it is, Alexa, book me a taxi for Pidge.
00:50:04I think this look is absolutely spectacular.
00:50:06Thank you, Bob.
00:50:07I think this could easily save you from the bottom too.
00:50:09I think that this is...
00:50:11Actually, is this shady?
00:50:12I don't know.
00:50:15I think out of the looks tonight,
00:50:17the bottom four look the best, if I'm honest.
00:50:23So, I think that it comes down to the performance
00:50:26in the Snatch Game.
00:50:27And I think that your performance in the Snatch Game
00:50:29was better critiqued than ours.
00:50:31And that's why I think we're in the bottom.
00:50:36Why would you say that about us in the top?
00:50:38What do you mean?
00:50:39Like, I don't know why you needed to bring up our looks.
00:50:41I'm not saying you look bad.
00:50:44There was zero need for you to say that.
00:50:46Why bring that up?
00:50:49Hang on.
00:50:50No, I'm saying you look absolutely...
00:50:51I told you earlier on.
00:50:52Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:50:53So, stop.
00:50:54That you look absolutely stunning.
00:50:57Pidgey!
00:50:58Girl, rinsing these tops with their ugly outfits.
00:51:01This is so camp.
00:51:02I'm having such a key.
00:51:04I'm not coming for you.
00:51:05I'm saying that I think that these are the best four looks
00:51:08out of all of us.
00:51:09I'm allowed to say that.
00:51:10I would never come for you because I love you
00:51:12and I think you look sensational.
00:51:14I just think, in my opinion, these are the best four looks of tonight.
00:51:18Oh, please, bitch.
00:51:21Bones, how are you feeling, babe?
00:51:23I'm all right.
00:51:24I really don't want you to mistake my emotions for defeatism.
00:51:29I do think I'm lip syncing.
00:51:31I don't want to go out of this competition being, you know, boo-hoo queen.
00:51:36That's what we want to hear.
00:51:38So, ladies, I have to know.
00:51:40Do we know which Nutcracker wore it best yet?
00:51:43Fuckin' hell.
00:51:44Fuckin' hell.
00:51:45Hold on.
00:51:46Yes!
00:51:47Thank you!
00:51:48Honestly, Viola, I think you put up an amazing fight.
00:51:50What?
00:51:51Oh, what did you do?
00:51:52My sister's laughing.
00:51:53You're safe for now.
00:51:54Hold me back, girl.
00:51:55Hold me back.
00:51:56Hold me back.
00:51:57No.
00:51:58All right, girlies.
00:51:59Well, this has probably been the worst Christmas ever.
00:52:02And I think a few of us want to listen to this lip sync song, so.
00:52:05Yes.
00:52:06Let's go, girlies.
00:52:07Now, just between us girlfriends, I want to hear from you.
00:52:10What do you think?
00:52:11Starting with El Vosk.
00:52:13El Vosk was wonderful.
00:52:15I thought that she had a point of view.
00:52:16Also, when things didn't completely land, she was there, she was present.
00:52:19I love Wagner.
00:52:20Yeah!
00:52:21I could see her playing that in a mockumentary.
00:52:23It was so good.
00:52:24And then tonight on the runway, she looked beautiful.
00:52:27She is stepping on the gas.
00:52:28And what a smart choice to do JoJo Siwa.
00:52:31All right, selects Addiction.
00:52:32I'm a Doctor Who fan, so I got the character straight away.
00:52:35The problem was, she didn't know where to go with it.
00:52:37But, you know, it was great to see such a beautiful queen be really silly and weird and strange,
00:52:42because when she did come out on the runway, I mean, I was completely blown away.
00:52:46Love the powder blue and the stripper shoes, but could do without the nipple.
00:52:51If I had a nickel.
00:52:53You mean a nipple?
00:52:56All right, Bonnie and Clyde.
00:52:57One word.
00:52:58Chair.
00:53:00It was brilliant.
00:53:02There was put-downs.
00:53:04There was puns.
00:53:05Sit on someone else's face.
00:53:06I'm busy.
00:53:07That was a really good example of when you do all your homework.
00:53:12You're absolutely right.
00:53:13I think she needs her own show as chair.
00:53:15And this gold outfit, come on.
00:53:17She looked like a billion dollars.
00:53:19All right, Tayris.
00:53:21I did feel uncomfortable.
00:53:22It was just a replica of this character.
00:53:24I don't think is that well-loved or that well-known anymore.
00:53:28We got tea, we got coffee, but we no got answer.
00:53:31She didn't fail by any stretch.
00:53:33I just don't know why she chose that character.
00:53:35I think she chose this character because she can do a Jamaican accent.
00:53:38Honestly.
00:53:39I think it was as simple as that.
00:53:40On the runway, however, she's getting stronger and stronger each week.
00:53:43And it's so wonderful to see her come out of her shell.
00:53:46She looked gorgeous tonight.
00:53:47All right, page three.
00:53:49This was an opportunity where imagination was just up for grabs.
00:53:54She could have gone so much further with just being a Scouse Alexa.
00:53:57I don't fucking know.
00:53:58You look it up.
00:53:59I started to dread when we'd get around to her because I knew it was going to be painful.
00:54:03The runway look?
00:54:04What a save.
00:54:05I mean, on paper, you go, oh, that's not going to work.
00:54:07But it did.
00:54:08And it strangely made me feel Christmassy and horny.
00:54:13Let's talk about Bones.
00:54:15Oh, my heart really went out to Bones.
00:54:17She got in her own head and gave us literally nothing.
00:54:21Um, even if you can't think of a single joke, do the voice.
00:54:27I ain't getting it.
00:54:28And never once did she say, what's the story, Morning Glory?
00:54:31Tonight on the runway, she absolutely looked stunning.
00:54:36You could tell the story.
00:54:37I don't know whether it was enough.
00:54:39All right, let's talk about Catrin Feelings.
00:54:41We got exactly what it said on the tin.
00:54:43That was Bonnie Tyler.
00:54:44Total eclipse, the heart.
00:54:46She took all the trademarks she could find.
00:54:48And she filled in the rest.
00:54:49Yeah.
00:54:50I mean, this is not the crown.
00:54:51It's not the biography chat.
00:54:52Tonight on the runway was kind of a miss for me.
00:54:55It wasn't on par with the others, but I didn't mind it.
00:54:57Because again, she's able to sell everything.
00:54:59She is.
00:55:00All right.
00:55:01Silence.
00:55:02I have made my decision.
00:55:03Bring back my girls.
00:55:06Welcome back, queens.
00:55:08I've made some decisions.
00:55:12Taris Mungardi.
00:55:14You're safe.
00:55:16Thank you so much.
00:55:18Thank you so much.
00:55:19You may step to the back of the stage.
00:55:22Love you.
00:55:23I love that baby.
00:55:29Bonnie and Clyde.
00:55:31You were a gypsy.
00:55:32You were a tramp.
00:55:33You were an armchair.
00:55:35Condragulations.
00:55:36You are the winner of this week's challenge.
00:55:37Oh, buddy.
00:55:38Oh, buddy.
00:55:39Oh, buddy.
00:55:40Thank you so much.
00:55:41This is an absolute dream come true.
00:55:42And the proud recipient of a coveted Rue Peter badge.
00:55:48Weared with pride and think of Ireland.
00:55:49I will.
00:55:50You may step to the back of the stage.
00:55:52Well done, baby.
00:55:53Well done, pal.
00:55:54Well done, pal.
00:55:55Well done, pal.
00:55:56Well done, pal.
00:55:57El Vosk.
00:55:58You are both safe.
00:56:00Great job this week.
00:56:01Thank you so much.
00:56:02You may join the other girls.
00:56:04Selects Addiction.
00:56:05You are safe.
00:56:06You are safe.
00:56:07Thank you, so, so much.
00:56:08Thank you so much.
00:56:14You are both safe.
00:56:18Great job this week.
00:56:19Thank you so much.
00:56:20You may join the other girls.
00:56:29Selects addiction.
00:56:32You are safe.
00:56:35Thank you so, so much.
00:56:38You may join the other girls.
00:56:41I love you.
00:56:41I love you both, so.
00:56:43No, I love you.
00:56:44I love you.
00:56:45Bones.
00:56:47Page three.
00:56:49I'm sorry, my dears, but you are up for elimination.
00:56:52This is not what I expected for myself, but these are the cards that we have been dealt.
00:56:57It's time to give these bitches a show.
00:57:00Let's do it.
00:57:02Two queens stand before me.
00:57:08I've consulted with the judges, but the final decision is mine to make.
00:57:13Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me.
00:57:18Save yourself from elimination.
00:57:22The time has come for you to lip sync for your life.
00:57:33I never thought I'd be in this situation.
00:57:37Going up against a sister like Paige is not a nice feeling at all, but I'm ready to fight for it.
00:57:43Good luck and don't fuck it up.
00:57:48Sometimes I feel I've got to run away.
00:58:03I've got to get away from the pain.
00:58:07When you drive into the heart of me, the love we share seems to go nowhere.
00:58:15And I've lost my light.
00:58:18Before I toss and turn, I can't sleep at night.
00:58:23Once I ran to you.
00:58:26Now I'll run from you.
00:58:29This tainted love you've given.
00:58:32I give you all a boy could give you.
00:58:35Take my tears and that's not merely all.
00:58:38Tainted love, tainted love, now I know I've got to run away.
00:58:49I've got to get away.
00:58:52You don't really want any more from me.
00:58:56Once I ran to you.
00:59:00Now I'll run from you.
00:59:02This tainted love you've given.
00:59:05I give you all a boy could give you.
00:59:09Take my tears and that's not merely all.
00:59:13Tainted love, tainted love.
00:59:17Don't touch me, please.
00:59:20I cannot stand the way you see.
00:59:24I love you, though you hurt me so.
00:59:26Now I'm gonna pack my things and go.
00:59:30Tainted love, tainted love.
00:59:35Wow!
00:59:36Tainted love.
00:59:40Ladies, I've made my decision.
00:59:51Bones.
00:59:59Bones.
01:00:01Shantae, you stay.
01:00:04You may join the other girls.
01:00:06Thank you so much and thank you for seeing the potential that I have inside me.
01:00:09I know it's in there and I really did trip this week.
01:00:12But it won't happen again.
01:00:13Not for your mother.
01:00:16Do it for girls.
01:00:21Do it for girls.
01:00:29Page three.
01:00:36You belong on the cover, girl.
01:00:38Now, sashay away.
01:00:44I am so privileged to be here, to be stood in front of you.
01:00:50You are drag.
01:00:52And I'm so thankful that you gave me the opportunity to be here to show the world a little bit more than a pair of tits.
01:01:01Have a look how it looks, though.
01:01:03Well, I have one last thing to say.
01:01:14So, basically, I went to the shop the other day and had spice and celery.
01:01:17It was really weird because it was out of date.
01:01:19And anyway, so then I said to her.
01:01:24Oh, you stupid cow.
01:01:26I'm feeling really good right now.
01:01:32Stornin'.
01:01:33Right.
01:01:34I'm happy with everything I've accomplished here.
01:01:37That lip sync was an absolute pleasure to do with my friend, even though she sent me home.
01:01:43The horrible, horrible cow.
01:01:44I came here to show people who I am and I've done that.
01:01:49Well.
01:01:52That's it.
01:01:52Congratulations, ladies.
01:01:57Now, remember, you can't love yourself.
01:01:59How in the hell you're going to love somebody else?
01:02:01Can I get an amen up in here?
01:02:03Amen.
01:02:04All right, now let the music play.
01:02:06Next time on RuPaul's Drag Race UK, you need to give our pop culture goddesses, the Huns, a head-to-toe drag transformation.
01:02:16I am that bitch.
01:02:17My feelings don't end.
01:02:19I'm like, of course, at where have you been all my life?
01:02:21Hey, you look so beautiful.
01:02:25There is something about the outfit that kind of slightly confuses me.
01:02:29How did you do this?
01:02:30You're going to love yourself.
01:02:31You're going to love me.
01:02:32You're going to love me.
01:02:37You're going to love me.
01:02:39Bye.
01:02:40Bye.
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