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00:00Okay, fess up. Which one of you two has helped themselves to my fancy hand cream?
00:07Because it's all gone.
00:11Both of you?
00:12I know, I couldn't help myself, it smells good.
00:15It still does.
00:16I don't believe this. Right, consider this a formal caution.
00:22Oh, sexy. Who's ringing you at this time?
00:27Mum.
00:28I can answer it.
00:30Mm-mm, I will call her later. Right, I'm going to miss the bus, so see you.
00:34Yeah, I'll see you later, love.
00:35Bye.
00:36Bye.
00:38That is a first.
00:41Well, she can't wait to speak to Becky.
00:43I know.
00:45Maybe it's here another sign that she's going off the whole Spain idea.
00:49Yeah, maybe.
00:51Look, let's not count our chickens, Josh, eh?
00:53Mm.
00:53Oh, heck, it's Ella, the wedding dress designer.
01:00She wants to see if we can still make it at lunchtime.
01:03Well, I thought you were going to put her off until we knew we could go ahead.
01:06Yeah, I know, I've just forgot.
01:08With all the cuff-offle, I just...
01:09I'll cancel her now.
01:11No, no, it's fine.
01:13What?
01:14You sure?
01:16Yeah.
01:17Yeah, of course, I'll pop over at lunch.
01:20Brilliant.
01:23Well, there must be some sort of a loophole.
01:25I'm seeing a wedding dress designer later.
01:28Are you out of your mind?
01:30You do know bigamy is punishable by a maximum of seven years in prison?
01:35I also know what you can get for faking the death of a police officer.
01:38Look, all we want is to get married.
01:40There must be some way of bending the rules a little bit.
01:42It's not why you're not used to that, is it?
01:44That was different.
01:45And even if I wanted to help, I don't have the authority.
01:50OK, fine.
01:51I'll go above your head, then.
01:53Try.
01:54You'll get the same answer.
01:56Right, so just to be clear,
01:58I can't get married the official way
02:00because if I speak to a lawyer,
02:02then the authorities could find out that Becky's still alive
02:04and Curtis's mob could get a tip-off.
02:06And I can't go down the unofficial route
02:07because you've suddenly, inconveniently decided to get a conscience.
02:11Great.
02:11Thanks for nothing.
02:12There is one thing you can do.
02:17Make Becky go back to Spain.
02:19Now nobody fits in with her diary.
02:23Life was a lot easier for everyone when she was dead.
02:26See, Lisa could carry something like that off.
02:30I could not.
02:30Yeah, this is more...
02:31Yeah, I think so, apart from that.
02:34Hi.
02:35Oh, here she is.
02:36Yeah, sorry I'm late.
02:37Oh, it's all right, oh.
02:40So, Lisa, meet Ella, my favourite designer in the world.
02:43Ella, meet Lisa, my favourite detective in the world.
02:46Lisa, meet you.
02:47Yeah, me too.
02:48Listen, can I have a quick word?
02:49What now?
02:50Yeah.
02:50Sorry.
02:51No problem.
02:52Oh, okay.
02:53Two sets, yeah.
02:54Yeah.
03:03Listen, I've just been talking to Costello about the wedding, you know,
03:07to see if there's a way that wouldn't get done for Big and Me.
03:10And there isn't.
03:12What?
03:14Everybody thinks that Becky's dead.
03:16I mean, we've got a district of it.
03:17Yeah, I know.
03:18That doesn't matter.
03:19If people find out that I know that she's alive, well...
03:23I could go to prison.
03:27But, I mean, well, in that case,
03:31clearly, Becky needs to come out of hiding.
03:34Then you can get a divorce.
03:36She can't do that, you know.
03:39You could put Betsy in danger.
03:42So, I don't quite understand what you're trying to tell me here.
03:46I'm sorry, Cola, I really am.
03:48But I think I've just been burying my head in the sand.
03:51Costello said there's no way that we can get married.
03:57Maybe if we hang fire for a bit.
03:59Hang fire for what?
04:00You've just said it.
04:02If Becky can't come out in the open, then you can't get divorced.
04:05Did Costello really tell you that we can't get married,
04:07or is this just you wanting to buy yourself more time?
04:12Sorry, what?
04:13Buying myself more time?
04:14Mm-hm.
04:15Yeah, to decide who you really want.
04:18Is that what you think this is, that I'm stringing you along?
04:21Are you?
04:22No.
04:23Of course I'm not.
04:25Carla, I want to spend the rest of my life with you.
04:27You know that.
04:27I just can't be married to two people at the same time.
04:30But if Becky goes back to Spain, OK,
04:32and disappears off the face of the earth,
04:34we're going to be the only ones who'll know that.
04:36No, we wouldn't.
04:37And do you really trust her not to show up again
04:39and cause Mary help?
04:40Because I sure don't.
04:41So you do think she's going to come back?
04:43Darling, I don't know.
04:44Nobody does.
04:46She's a lord to herself.
04:47You know what?
04:48Every time I try and figure out a way round this for us,
04:53you go and throw another obstacle right in the path.
04:55Don't you?
04:56Yeah, I mean, it's almost as if you're trying to find excuses.
04:59You were dropping round.
05:05I tried calling, but you didn't pick up.
05:08Yeah, sorry, one of those days.
05:10So you weren't trying to avoid me?
05:13Why would I?
05:15I thought you might be a bit off with me after yesterday.
05:19You know I was only messing about Carla.
05:21Of course.
05:22Yeah, because I really don't have a problem with her, like, at all.
05:26OK.
05:27Right, coffee, tea?
05:29Coffee would be great.
05:30And I got you this.
05:33It's a Spanish phrase book for when you come out.
05:38You know they do apps for this now?
05:40Yeah, I know.
05:41I just wanted to get my daughter a little present.
05:44Thanks.
05:47Mum, not about.
05:48Oh, she messaged her and Carla in meeting some designer about wedding dresses.
05:51You will come to the wedding?
05:58I can't.
05:59You'll blow my cover.
06:01Is that the only reason?
06:02Meaning?
06:04Well, I thought you were fine about it.
06:06I am.
06:07I think he's great.
06:11You would look amazing in that.
06:14There's no way you're getting me down the aisle again.
06:16Anyway, I'd look like a collapsed souffle.
06:18And as for that boat?
06:19Oh, you could pop you under the Christmas tree.
06:23I'm a good laugh, boy.
06:25Uh, sorry, I thought you were in a meeting.
06:28Yeah, clearly.
06:29Yeah, sorry, we didn't mean anything by it.
06:31Oh, don't worry about it, Sal.
06:32You should buy that.
06:34It's no use to me, no.
06:35Oh, don't you like them?
06:36No, I mean the wedding's off.
06:37Hi.
06:50What's for tea?
06:52Hi, Mum.
06:53How was your day?
06:54Would you like me to pour you a glass of wine?
06:55I'm in a bit of a weird mood.
06:59Has it something to do with Mum?
07:01If you must know, I had a vision of Barney with Carla earlier.
07:05About wearing dresses?
07:06No, about actually getting married.
07:08It turns out it might not be possible after all.
07:10What?
07:11Yeah, and Carla thinks I'm deliberately sabotaging it
07:13because I've still got feelings for your mum.
07:16Have you?
07:17What?
07:18Don't you start.
07:19I mean, you've got to see Carla's point of view.
07:21You said it yourself.
07:22Mum was the love of your life.
07:24Yes, before.
07:25And then I met Carla.
07:28So there's no part of you that still loves Mum?
07:31Not in that way, no.
07:35Don't give me that look.
07:37I didn't say anything.
07:44You wanted to see me?
07:46No.
07:46I don't want to see you.
07:47I never want to see you again.
07:50Which is why I've booked you a one-way flight to Alicante.
07:53What?
07:53When?
07:54Tomorrow.
07:56Well, how many seats have you booked?
07:58Only I'm not going anywhere without my family.
08:00I hope you're not including Lisa.
08:02She wants to marry Carla.
08:04It's a bit tricky when I'm still alive.
08:06Technically, you're not.
08:08For now.
08:11Let me make this a bit clearer for you.
08:13If you don't disappear again, I'll make sure you really are dead.
08:19Really?
08:20What are you going to do?
08:21Take a contract out on me?
08:23Look, like I say, I don't care how long it takes.
08:25One year, two years, five years even.
08:28I'm not going anywhere until I've got my family back.
08:31Do you really think Tia's death was just some random accident?
08:37What are you on about?
08:39It wasn't.
08:41I got rid of her.
08:44Same way I'll get rid of you.
08:45You're shocked.
08:51Don't tell me your conscience is kicking in.
08:53Yeah, Tia was a cat fiend who'd rob the pennies off a dead man's eyes.
08:57That's what I picked her.
08:58And why the Radcliffe boys were happy to do the dirty work.
09:01Do you want a pat on the back?
09:03It's the least I'd expect for the paycheck you got.
09:06Whether I asked for it or not.
09:07You dragged me into this mess.
09:10Dragged?
09:11You snatched my hand off.
09:13I spotted the opportunity.
09:14I took all the risks, made all the sacrifices.
09:17You ripped off the biggest gangster in Manchester.
09:19You knew the risks.
09:20And you sat back and collected the cash.
09:22Not cash.
09:23Compensation.
09:25Compensation?
09:26For my credibility and my career.
09:28You bounced me into this.
09:30Then you swaned off to Spain, leaving me with a heat.
09:32And a big fat payoff.
09:35Thank you wouldn't go amiss.
09:36Daily gratitude.
09:37I'll get myself a journal.
09:39You can laugh.
09:40Not often.
09:41Laughing and sleeping.
09:42Two things I can't do since all this kicked off.
09:45The missus thinks I'm depressed.
09:47No, the missus has still got a missus.
09:48I've got two.
09:49Mine and yours.
09:50And yours is a class A pain in my backside.
09:53That's why you're catching that flight tomorrow.
09:55With or without Lisa.
09:57It is not up for debate.
10:00I want to hang around pretending to be Lisa's sister Kim.
10:04Not showing my face.
10:05Not spending my money.
10:06I need more time.
10:07You've had time.
10:08You've had two months.
10:10Face it.
10:11Lisa's picked Carla.
10:12Cut your losses.
10:14Find yourself a hot senorita.
10:15Take her dancing to Kylie.
10:17Yeah, such an ally.
10:18You're forgetting Betsy.
10:20And she's not ready.
10:21She never will be.
10:22You don't know her.
10:24I left her once.
10:24I'm not doing it again.
10:25An investment in her future.
10:29Your words.
10:30Exactly.
10:31I've done the hard work, so now it's time to reap the rewards.
10:34You wouldn't leave Lainey.
10:36It is Lainey.
10:40Isn't it?
10:42Your little girl.
10:44Not so little.
10:45What is she?
10:46Twelve now?
10:49I wouldn't leave her.
10:50No.
10:52Then you get it.
10:53When I go, I'm taking Bets and Lisa with me.
10:58Carla might have something to say about that.
10:59Yeah, Carla's got something to say about everything.
11:01She's nothing.
11:03A blip.
11:03The blip Lisa's going to marry.
11:07Legally or not, I can't stop her.
11:09I can.
11:10If I have to.
11:13Whatever it takes.
11:15Is that a threat?
11:17A reminder.
11:19I run this operation.
11:21And I'll leave when I'm ready.
11:24I'll give you a week.
11:26After that, it's adios.
11:29If you want that cushy retirement, you'll give me as long as I need.
11:33Boss.
11:40There we go.
11:41Hey.
11:51I was checking our passports and I found this.
11:55A stupid piece of paper.
12:02A lie.
12:04And we're stuck in limbo.
12:05You do know I'll marry you in a heartbeat.
12:14Let's do it then.
12:16I mean, because we're going round and round in circles, it's either time to pee or get off the pot.
12:21Because this, she, is humiliating.
12:28She's standing there laughing at me, calling all the shots.
12:32And, um, I need commitment.
12:37Lisa, I, I can't do with just vague promises.
12:42And what do you think this is?
12:43Hmm?
12:43It's just a bit of bling I gave you.
12:48That's why I've come out of a Christmas cracker.
12:51Oh, come on.
12:53We've got a house together and we've told everyone we're getting hitched.
12:57Even sharing my Spotify password with you.
13:00Tell her to sling her up.
13:03Tell her you're with me for keeps.
13:09Or I'm packing my bags.
13:12You're going to dump me because I won't break the law.
13:15I'm giving you a choice.
13:18Say it or me.
13:31I got these fabulous combats for Betsy.
13:33You need to stop this.
13:35Tipping up without warning.
13:36This is our home.
13:37And Betsy's.
13:42Where should I see you?
13:43At the precinct?
13:44Hang out on the swings?
13:46It's bad enough creeping about in the shadows pretending to be Auntie Kim.
13:50Where am I supposed to be, her mum?
13:52You need to give us some warning.
13:54Not book an appointment.
13:55No, so the two of you can have some privacy.
13:59She's serious about coming to Spain, you know.
14:01Can you not just hold on to that?
14:04Me and you will always have Betsy.
14:08But Carla's my future.
14:11And I'm going to marry her no matter what.
14:14Give her this.
14:15You're here now, so you might as well give them to her yourself.
14:20Look, wait, Becky.
14:22Kim.
14:23Don't be like that.
14:24You know I don't care about money, don't you?
14:33Said no teenager ever.
14:40If that's what's stopping you from leaving, do you know, the house or the grown-up stuff, then...
14:45It's Carla, I love.
14:47Not the house.
14:50What pleasure for asking.
14:58Who's that?
15:04It's Becky.
15:04Well, is she all right?
15:07Let her in.
15:15They're watching me.
15:17Two of them.
15:18Who?
15:19Why are you shaking?
15:21Have you been drinking?
15:23No.
15:24They keep walking past the yard and setting the security lights off.
15:26Who?
15:27I think it's a couple of curses, guys.
15:29They've got the front and the back covered.
15:32I climbed onto next to us, balcony and down.
15:34They're probably still there.
15:36Right, well, come on, then.
15:37Well, no, what if they clog your car?
15:40Oh, God, they probably spotted me on Betsy's story.
15:42No, I deleted it.
15:43No, someone's seen it.
15:44Who are you ringing?
15:45Not the station?
15:46Castello.
15:47No, you can't.
15:48If we brought this on ourselves with that video, they'll hang me out to dry.
15:52Not if she's in trouble.
15:53Trust me, Lisa, they will.
15:57Can I stay?
16:00Mum, please.
16:02I'll move flats in the morning.
16:04Flats?
16:05We need to get away.
16:06Is it Spain tonight?
16:09We don't know they're part of Curtis's gang.
16:11And you just want to take that chance?
16:13Me and you, then?
16:15Do you have your passport?
16:16Nobody is flying anywhere.
16:18Not until we check this out properly.
16:27You're on the couch.
16:30Oh, sorry.
16:55Only me.
16:57Not one of Curtis's meatheads.
16:59It's funny, I thought you'd be trawling through the news, you know, looking at gangland arrests.
17:05Not going through your meat socials.
17:08It's called intelligence gathering.
17:11Ah, is that right?
17:12Right, that's me.
17:26Oh, if I were you, I'd pop them headphones back on because that bed upstairs gets pretty squeaky.
17:34Night, Carla.
17:35Thank Lisa for her support.
17:37I'm going to go.
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