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00:00Well, oh thanks.
00:02You asked me to sort the costumes out.
00:04Yeah, and I thought you'd get me like a cat hair headband or something.
00:06Not that. You look like a rat idiot.
00:08Excuse me, this is what some of my best friends wear every day.
00:11Well, kind of.
00:13Yes, hardly.
00:14Anyway, can't I just go as like a plain clothes copper or not go at all?
00:19We're cops and robbers. We've got to go as apparels.
00:21It's not going to make sense, is it?
00:22Well, that's not fair. You're wearing a really nice top and iron mask.
00:25And a swag bag.
00:28Oh, sorry. I've got tons of paperwork to catch up on you now.
00:32I've been away, haven't I?
00:36Please?
00:38Yeah.
00:39What work in her play makes Carla a very dull fiancé?
00:43I'll get it.
00:44Come on.
00:45Looks like it's been ages since I've been here.
00:50I'll make it up to you.
00:55Oh.
00:58Becky, welcome to our home again.
01:00What can we do for you?
01:02Erm, I was just passing and wondered if you fancied the cinema.
01:06We're going to a Halloween party at the pub, but you should come.
01:10You're all going?
01:12Yes, we are.
01:13We are?
01:15Please?
01:16Maybe next year.
01:17Maybe next year.
01:18I'll, erm...
01:19I'll leave you guys to it.
01:25Yeah.
01:26No, no, no.
01:27Like that.
01:28No.
01:29Like you're arresting her.
01:30Oh.
01:31Like that.
01:32Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:33Right, Carla, look annoyed.
01:34Look annoyed.
01:35Yes!
01:36Perfect!
01:37Oh, they're so good.
01:38Oh.
01:39It's work.
01:40Two tips.
01:41No, don't put those on your socials without me seeing.
01:43No!
01:44No, they're good!
01:45No.
01:46No.
01:47No.
01:48No.
01:49No.
01:50Yes, I should.
01:53Hmm.
01:54What's this?
01:55Yeah, we were just messing around when you were in Ireland.
01:59It's like you were having fun.
02:01Oh, OK.
02:02Sorry about that.
02:03Right.
02:04Drinks?
02:05Yes!
02:06No, you know what?
02:07I've...
02:08I've got work on the brain, that's all I can think about.
02:11I'm going to get back to it, so...
02:13What? No, Carla, stay!
02:14I'm sure you'll have fun without me.
02:16What?
02:17Mm.
02:24Did she see it all?
02:26You haven't done that wrong.
02:27Yeah, except fool around with my ex-wife.
02:30You were just having a laugh and not divorced.
02:34You know what I mean.
02:36I think she genuinely just wanted to get some paperwork, though.
02:40I'm supposed to be recruiting punters for a drinking game.
02:44It's called picky poison.
02:46It's like Russian roulette but with booze.
02:49And some other surprises.
02:51Yeah, no thanks.
02:53I do not take no for an answer.
02:55I'd better get this.
02:57Come on!
02:58Do you know what?
02:59Why not?
03:00Hiya!
03:01Come on!
03:02How's the party?
03:03Fine, well...
03:04Until Carla got the hump.
03:06Oh, what happened?
03:07Yeah, she saw the video of you two on the catwalk.
03:11And?
03:12And suddenly remembered she had work to do.
03:15Well, she's gone.
03:16Yeah.
03:17Listen, it's really loud in here and I can't hear you so I'm gonna go.
03:20Okay.
03:21Bye, love.
03:22Bye-bye.
03:23Bye-bye.
03:24Bye-bye.
03:25Bye-bye.
03:26Bye-bye.
03:27Bye-bye.
03:28Bye-bye.
03:29Bye-bye.
03:30Bye-bye.
03:31Bye-bye.
03:32Bye-bye.
03:33Bye-bye.
03:34Boy, am I fun?
03:35I'm not sure I understand.
03:38I mean, do you take a look at me and kinda go, you know, there's a girl who wants to let her
03:42hair down?
03:43Well, the words I would associate with you are hard-working, career-focused.
03:50So dull as yesterday's dishwater, that's what you're saying?
03:53Might I ask what's brought on this introspection?
03:56Lisa and Becky, they've got this spark. It's like this connection.
04:00And you know, before you said it yourself, Lisa's got feelings for her.
04:04Yeah, but she also said that she was committed to you.
04:08Yeah, but they've got two decades of memories. How am I meant to compete with that?
04:11Well, I'm not sure it's a competition as such.
04:14Oh, you know what I'm saying?
04:15Yeah, I do.
04:17But perhaps I'm not the one you should be saying it to.
04:23Pick your poison.
04:28And one, two, three. Poison.
04:36Why do I always get the pickle juice?
04:38Why the long face? As the barman said to the horse.
04:41Okay.
04:42Yeah, well, I thought someone could do this in company.
04:46Oh, I can only have a few drinks a week and I've been saving myself for this party.
04:50If I drink any more cranberry juice, I could have been that little bonfire night.
04:53I don't think I understand this game.
04:55No one does. No one ever has.
04:57Are you an examiner?
04:58You don't.
05:01Why the long face? As the barman said to the horse.
05:05Okay.
05:07Yeah, well, I thought someone could do this in company.
05:17Don't you think it's a little weird?
05:20Not really.
05:21Well, she was happy to let us believe she was dead for years, but now she can't miss a Halloween party.
05:26Does that not strike you as a little strange?
05:28What are we talking about?
05:31Zombies. Rising from the dead.
05:34That'll be me then.
05:35Don't worry. I'm getting used to it.
05:37Listen.
05:42What is it?
05:43It's Joan Armatrading.
05:45Oh, yeah. Was that not your first dance song?
05:48It was.
05:50That was a great day.
05:51I was only 17 and I think I remember always the cake.
05:56Well, I remember every second.
05:59The flowers, your music, vows.
06:02Do you remember our vows?
06:03Yeah, of course I do.
06:04It's there a tease, Del.
06:06With a kiss.
06:07Let's have a look.
06:12Er, wasn't that you that chose it?
06:16Yeah.
06:17Right, here it is.
06:19Before you kissed me, only winds of heaven had kissed me, and the tenderness of rain.
06:25Now you have come, how can I care for kisses like theirs again?
06:29Oh, that is like some proper sexy stuff.
06:32Yeah, I'm in every word.
06:35Excuse me.
06:36Excuse me.
06:53You okay?
06:57Fine.
06:58You sure?
06:59I said I'm fine.
07:10That song hit you, didn't it?
07:14Like a steam train.
07:16I thought it might.
07:17You put it on and you hear me out.
07:22It wasn't a trick.
07:24It feels like one.
07:26Look.
07:28The longer I spend here, the more our old life.
07:34It feels like a dream.
07:36Like it didn't happen.
07:38But it did.
07:42And we were happy.
07:45Me, you, and Betsy.
07:51It wasn't a dream.
07:52It was real.
07:54And I wanted to remind you of that.
07:56Why?
08:00Why?
08:02You know why.
08:13What are you doing?
08:14I thought you wanted this.
08:16I thought we both did.
08:18You thought wrong.
08:20I still love you.
08:22And if you feel the same about me, then...
08:26I don't.
08:28I love Carla.
08:30It's my head.
08:32Oh, no, no.
08:33Sorry.
08:35It's sly.
08:37Come hither stare.
08:39That straps my conscience bare.
08:42It's witchcraft.
08:44Oh, no, no, no.
08:46Oh, left the toilet seat up.
08:50Everything okay?
08:52Yeah, fine.
08:54I need to go.
08:58What's up with her?
09:00You're back early.
09:12Two girls just knocked on before trick-or-treating.
09:14I say girls.
09:15We're about 40.
09:17Honestly, I don't know whether to give them a packet of swizzles or a bottle of Merlot.
09:21Some people, it's a shame, innit?
09:26But at least I didn't have to work, okay?
09:28I saw that video on Betsy's phone of you three when I was in Ireland messing around and me head went west.
09:34Okay.
09:35And I know it's stupid and I know there's nothing going on with you and Becky, but I can't help the way I feel, can I?
09:39I can't help the way I feel, can I?
09:40I can't help the way I feel, can I?
09:41I can't help the way I feel, can I?
09:43Sorry, I just...
09:44I just...
09:45That's what we did.
09:55She kissed me.
09:59What?
10:01Are you joking?
10:06Right, I think we should go.
10:07It's all about bringing the food out in a minute.
10:09But I'm worried about Mum.
10:12Look, she's fine. Honestly.
10:15But, listen, I've waited years to have on a minute with my daughter.
10:19Niece.
10:20So, come on. Let's make the most of it.
10:24I flippin' knew it. You've been feeding me a pack of lies, haven't you?
10:28It was barely a case. I pushed her away.
10:29I just bought this house with you, Lisa.
10:33I mean, I've taken on your daughter.
10:37I've put absolutely everything, all I've got into this,
10:41and it's not enough, is it?
10:44Because I can't compete with somebody who comes back from the grave, can I?
10:47Did you hear what I said?
10:48Yes, I heard!
10:51How long's it been going on?
10:53There is nothing going on.
10:55You expect me to believe that?
10:56Yes, I do.
10:57I am not lying to you.
10:59Nothing happened while you were away, and then tonight, I don't know,
11:03it was just some kind of moment of madness from her.
11:05And I've come home and I've told you about it straight away.
11:08I'm not trying to hide anything, Colin, because there's nothing to hide.
11:11I'm sorry.
11:12All right? I really am.
11:14Then why didn't you do it?
11:15She kissed me.
11:17Just out the blue.
11:19What?
11:20Hey!
11:21I've had a few drinks, all right, and then love and affection came on.
11:24What?
11:25It was our first dance at the wedding.
11:27Oh, I'm filling up here.
11:28I am just trying to tell you what happened, all right?
11:31We were talking about the wedding, and then I got emotional, and...
11:36Becky followed me into the toilet.
11:37Oh, how romantic!
11:39To check up on me.
11:40Really? Is that what we're calling it now, is it?
11:42And that's when she kissed me.
11:44But I told her straight, it is you that I want to be with.
11:47She put your wedding song on.
11:50Ah.
11:51She really knows what she's doing, doesn't she?
11:54Eh?
11:55Wait, Carla, what are you doing?
11:56Oh, well, I'm all dressed up, aren't I, Lisa?
11:59It'd be shown to miss the party.
12:00No, don't, Carla, no!
12:02Don't do anything stupid, Carla!
12:05Well, we haven't talked about Spain in a while.
12:07No rush.
12:09Maybe it's the right time now that Carla's back.
12:11Let's hold off for a bit.
12:12Why do you keep popping me out?
12:14Hold on.
12:15Why has one gone home?
12:16Is there something you're not telling me?
12:17Hey!
12:18Couldn't wait to get your claws in, could you?
12:20Hey, you ever kiss her again and I'll kill you,
12:22and this time you'll stay dead.
12:23No, not here.
12:23Do it in, eh?
12:24Leave it.
12:24Come on.
12:25Let's go.
12:33But she made a shower for us.
12:34I'm not the one throwing the lips on people, am I?
12:36You threatened to kill her.
12:38She didn't mean it.
12:39Not that I wouldn't enjoy it.
12:40Oh, it was one kiss.
12:41Just get over yourself.
12:42You said that again!
12:43Let's see what happened!
12:44No!
12:45Just stop it!
12:46All of you!
12:47Why wait for tonight, eh?
12:49Why make a move tonight?
12:50Carla, just get over to see when I wasn't here.
12:53I'll tell you why, Lisa,
12:54because she wants to do as much damage as possible,
12:55doesn't she?
12:56Don't you?
12:58What are you still doing here?
12:59This is my house!
13:01This is our house!
13:02Get her out!
13:03Ask her to leave now!
13:04Just please, Carla!
13:05Get her leave!
13:10You picked a nice role model for our daughter.
13:13No wonder she's going off the rails.
13:14Seriously?
13:15After everything you've done,
13:16it's Carla that's tipped her over the edge.
13:18And what were you doing at that party anyway?
13:20Aren't you supposed to be keeping a low profile?
13:22Jesus came back from the dead sea,
13:24still got out and about.
13:24Is this one sick joke to you?
13:27You turned our lives upside down
13:28and now you're trying to break up me and Carla?
13:30I'm not trying to break anyone up!
13:31Really?
13:32I said I'm sorry.
13:33You want to be with her,
13:34you made that very clear.
13:35Right.
13:36It's late.
13:38I should be going.
13:39No, if you're going, I'm going.
13:40Oh, grow up, Betsy!
13:43It's fine.
13:44I'll call tomorrow.
13:46Right.
13:46You didn't have to tell Carla about the kiss.
13:49Oh, yes, I did.
13:50Because unlike you, I'm not a liar.
13:53Now, get out!
14:00She's gone.
14:03She'll be back though, won't she?
14:06Only for Betsy.
14:08Yeah, don't kid yourself, please.
14:12It's you I want to be with.
14:17Hmm.
14:18I know, well, you keep telling me that,
14:21but I've got a really funny way of showing it.
14:25Darling, I told you I pushed her away.
14:27No, you should have brained her.
14:30Not pushed her away, all right?
14:31I thought we were happy.
14:34We are.
14:37I never thought I'd be happy again until I met you.
14:42I never thought I'd feel anything,
14:44let alone fall in love.
14:47There was no joy in my life at all.
14:51And you changed that.
14:54You changed everything.
14:57Are you in love with her?
15:00I love you.
15:02That's not what I asked.
15:04She kissed me.
15:05I don't know how many more times I have to say it.
15:10You told Roy you still had feelings for her.
15:13She's Betsy's mum.
15:25If I wasn't here, would you be back with her?
15:30You are here.
15:31Yeah, I know, but if I wasn't here,
15:33would you be back with her?
15:36I'm not going to answer a hypothetical question.
15:41You just did.
15:44What?
15:45No.
15:45No, I've not answered anything.
15:47Carla, please.
15:48Can we just talk about this?
15:50Don't go.
15:51Don't.
15:52Don't.
16:05I need to clear my head.
16:06I thought you were a trick-or-treater.
16:20What, at this hour?
16:21I'll put the kettle on.
16:22No, don't bother.
16:23I won't keep you.
16:25Are they in your pyjamas?
16:26Yeah, Evelyn bought them for me when I was in hospital.
16:30I was so pleased I bought a second pair.
16:32They're very roomy and they...
16:33Becky kissed Lisa.
16:35I know, it was hard enough competing with her when she was dead.
16:38I mean, let alone now she's flesh and blood.
16:42Am I to understand that it was reciprocal?
16:46What, the kiss?
16:47No, she said not.
16:49But it soon will be, won't it?
16:52Well, how do you know that?
16:53Because they're family, aren't they?
16:54And I'm just getting in the way.
16:55It's only a matter of time before they're back together.
16:59Well, I'm sorry you feel this way,
17:01but I can't help thinking that this is a little defeatist coming from you.
17:06If you love Lisa as much as you say you do,
17:10I'm surprised you're giving up without a fight.
17:13Did I say I was giving up?
17:15She wants a fight.
17:17She's come to the right place.
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