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00:01Ooh, my toe beams.
00:03We have officially had our first elimination,
00:05and I feel guilty because I had the beaver,
00:08and I didn't use it on Tara.
00:10Maybe I'll come to Newfoundland and I'll kiss a cod.
00:13What are you at? Bye.
00:16Just like water, I must flow to the next river.
00:19We are a family.
00:21Aww.
00:23Just give it up for Tara. I love her so much.
00:25My baby is Tara.
00:26I love Tara.
00:27Love you.
00:28The first mirror wipe.
00:29Tiffany's never cleaned anything in her life.
00:31That's true.
00:38Alrighty, divas.
00:39I think we need to congratulate Tiffany on winning
00:41the first elimination lipstick!
00:43Yes!
00:44That is the fucking Tiffany that I know, that I love.
00:48That girl on that stage is who we need to see here on out, okay?
00:51Yeah, that's the girl that I am.
00:52I'm small but mighty.
00:54You bitches gotta go.
00:55So if you want to start lip syncing against me,
00:57come prepared.
00:58Xana.
00:59And Xana.
01:00I'm happy that you're here as well.
01:01Yes.
01:02Thank you, Perla, for seeing me and allowing me to continue in this competition.
01:08I could really just feel this passion coming from you and all I could hear in my head was,
01:12you have to pick Xana.
01:13I think we might have just established our first Vancouver-Toronto alliance.
01:17I hope Xana returns the favor.
01:19So some of you thought Xana was meant to be in the top?
01:21Ooh.
01:22We also had Xana in the top too.
01:24And unfortunately, one of the bottom three.
01:26No.
01:27What?
01:28So does that mean that you thought I was meant to be in the bottom?
01:32I didn't think it.
01:33She did.
01:34Okay.
01:35I really thought that based off of just how I saw Minnie, I didn't understand her runway
01:39look because I thought that she was a Philadelphia cream cheese girl.
01:42Then when she told me, no, I'm juice box.
01:44I was like, juice box.
01:47Okay.
01:48I'm ready to get this bad juju off of me.
01:51So let's all get out of drag.
01:54The other girls are obviously talking a big game, but flying under the radar is actually
01:59quite good.
02:00I'm happy just to like, be here and.
02:03How about angel wings?
02:05Because you're not really painting a huge target on your back.
02:08Why didn't you shave before this?
02:09I forgot.
02:10I think some people are gonna, Tonya Harding them, gonna show girls people, put glass in
02:16the setting powder.
02:17Like it is intense.
02:19On three, one.
02:22It's a new day in the workroom and I'll be damned.
02:30I got that fucking beaver.
02:32Oh yeah.
02:33No more, Mr. Nice girl.
02:35I'm here to put Zanna first and you're about to witness Zanna's revenge.
02:38Alrighty divas.
02:39I want to congratulate Perla one more time for winning.
02:44Congratulations.
02:45Congratulations for bringing your personality to this competition.
02:48Oh my God.
02:49Uma, I want to swing it back to you.
02:51My relationship with Uma so far has been kind of up and down.
02:54Last week, it felt like maybe you kind of sabotaged me a little bit with the writing.
03:00Sabotaged you?
03:01It felt sabotagey because you took over the writing for most of it.
03:04And I felt like the writing wasn't strong for me to stand out.
03:07Actually, it's completely the opposite because even like the jokes that you wanted to include,
03:11I made sure to include them, which was kind of like that sexy angle that you wanted to put in.
03:15So like the intro monologue was supposed to be mine, but I gave it to you so that you had more screen time.
03:21You gave me a very specific worded intro that you're like, yeah, she'll fumble down.
03:25I even made sure I said, girl, are you going to be able to say it all?
03:28And you were like, oh yeah, absolutely.
03:30Zanna comes for me.
03:31And yeah, it definitely got my hackles up.
03:34I literally gave up my lines to make sure that you had more.
03:38Saboteur where?
03:39Um, maybe it's an inner one.
03:41She's basically saying you sunk yourself.
03:43I'm saying she pulled the plug and I was spiraling because of it.
03:48Let's all go!
03:51Oh, Canada.
03:53She didn't already didn't have her.
03:56Ladykins, the family that slays together stays together.
04:00So if you're a tight end, a wide receiver, or just a plain old lacrosse dresser, don't be a ball hog.
04:07Now, hit the showers.
04:13Ooh!
04:15Hello, hello, cuties!
04:18Hi!
04:20Walk it out, walk it out.
04:21Queens, we've really gotten to know each other these past couple of weeks.
04:24We've learned who can sing, who can act, but I wonder, hmm,
04:29hmm.
04:30Who is a lip sync assassin?
04:32Hey!
04:33Come on!
04:34Well, we're about to find out because the slayoffs are back.
04:38Oh my God!
04:39Oh my God!
04:40Yes!
04:41My God!
04:42It's the lip sync slayoff!
04:45But we're doing things a little different.
04:48Oh no.
04:49Two teams, five lip syncs.
04:52Here's how it works.
04:53If you win your lip sync, you earn safety for yourself and a point for your team.
04:58Okay.
04:59Work.
05:00Okay.
05:01The team with the most points wins the Massey Challenge, meaning they're all safe.
05:05If you're on the losing team and you lose your lip sync, you'll find yourself in the bottom and possibly up for elimination.
05:13Ooh, girl.
05:14A lot of girls should be scared.
05:19And one of you will sashay away tonight.
05:22You know what?
05:23Now that's a fucking twist.
05:24That is wild.
05:25If you mess up today, there's no going back.
05:28Perla, and the Virgo Queen, as our Massey Challenge winners, you will be team captives.
05:36Perla, as our most recent winner, you get first dip.
05:39Oh, fuck me up.
05:40Select your slayer.
05:42I want to just fill my team with the strongest people.
05:45Mikayla, how you doing?
05:47Hi, baby.
05:48The Virgo Queen, who are you choosing?
05:51Sanjaina the best queen.
05:53Get over here, my daughter.
05:55Mikayla, you're choosing next.
05:58Oh, what?
05:59Oh, I love this.
06:01Oh.
06:02Team meeting, team meeting.
06:04I'm just going, whoa.
06:05Do you feel that?
06:06Who are you choosing?
06:08Tiffany, come on, baby.
06:10Let's go.
06:11Do you want to take a little bit?
06:16So, Sanjaina, you will choose next for your team.
06:19Myth.
06:20Xanadu.
06:21Xanadu.
06:22Xanadu.
06:23Honestly, when you see Xanadu, she's so powerful.
06:26So, you know that she's going to bring it.
06:28Tiffany and Co.
06:29Miss Uma.
06:30Oh, okay.
06:31Hey, welcome to the family.
06:32I think you can hold your own, bro.
06:34It felt nice to know that these people have some faith in the broad skills of my drag.
06:40All right, Xanadu.
06:41You will choose next for your team.
06:43I would like to call a friend quickly.
06:45Okay.
06:46I originally was aiming for Minnie.
06:50Because Helena's a bingo girl.
06:51So, usually when I see her, she's always sitting on a fucking chair, running her mouth.
06:56Okay.
06:58I would love to bring Helena into our team.
07:01Yes.
07:02Oh, my gosh.
07:03Our last two queens are Minnie Wang and Jaylene Thyme.
07:06Uma, it's your choice.
07:08Mmm.
07:09So, is she going to get picked last?
07:12We're going to go with Jaylene Thyme.
07:14Oh, thank you.
07:15Come, mother.
07:17Yeah.
07:18Even as a 39-year-old grown man, getting picked last really doesn't feel great.
07:24That means, Minnie Wang, you will join Helena and the rest of that team.
07:27Welcome to the winning team.
07:29Now that you have your teams, as a group, you will decide which queen performs each track.
07:35Wow.
07:36Oh, I like that.
07:37This is gaggy.
07:39Be strategic.
07:40Because joining us is All Stars 5 winner, Shea Coulee.
07:45I am so excited to see Shea Coulee.
07:51Shea Coulee is one of my biggest drag inspirations ever of all time.
07:55I mean, I literally took a bus for 10 hours to go see them.
08:00Racers, start your engines and may the best drag team win.
08:05Yeah!
08:11The assassins are here.
08:14Assassins.
08:15We have the ability to be able to choose our song.
08:17And for myself, I'm not thinking about anybody else.
08:19I gotta focus on what I'm bringing.
08:21One thing that's really important for me is I need to get the song that I want.
08:24Can we just take a moment and talk about the fact that it's teams?
08:27Teams?
08:28Yeah.
08:29That gagged me.
08:30Well, I always think that it's important to really recognize that drag is different vibes.
08:34Yeah.
08:35And that's where the strength comes as a team.
08:36These are our songs.
08:37Too Hot, Alanis Morissette, Heads Will Roll, Ya Ya Ya's, Bad Bitches Don't Cry, Priyanka and Ralph, San Francisco, Exes.
08:45And I'm curious to know what each of you think your strengths song is.
08:49But also, which songs the other team will gravitate towards.
08:53We all have our strengths.
08:54Yeah.
08:55We know what we're good at.
08:56Like, I'm an exes girl.
08:57That's exactly, yeah.
08:58I'm known for doing this.
08:59I want to see you devour this.
09:00I will devour this.
09:01Yeah.
09:02I need to do Exes by Tate McCrae because that's my bread and butter.
09:05I do it all the time at home.
09:06Like, she's the new Britney of our generation and you're looking at the Britney of this drag generation.
09:12Well, I want to say something right now because I bring that Vegas, the beads, the feathers.
09:16Yes, yes, yes.
09:17San Francisco is something that opened my heart.
09:19Really?
09:20You also love San Francisco.
09:21I can't lie, that's kind of where I sit as well.
09:24I picked Jaylene as part of our team and I immediately regret it.
09:28There is only one old lady song in our song selection and we're both going to be trying to get that one song.
09:34That's one of my strengths of spoken word.
09:36Yeah, mine too.
09:37Uma also wants this song, but come on.
09:40This is Judy Garland.
09:42If we want to go with a little bit of a gaggy unexpected moment, I would love Heads Will Roll.
09:46I was there, like, doing the tectonic up in the clubs, like, shirt off, sweat down.
09:53Like, if I can't get San Francisco, I would love Heads Will Roll.
09:56If I can't get that first choice of a song, I am going to get my second choice.
10:01Miss Perla?
10:02I'm a hair whipper and Heads Will Roll is kind of, like, my number one.
10:07So do you want me to do the rest, or...?
10:11My hair-ography kind of works with this. Heads Will Roll because literally my head is going to be rolling.
10:17This is my song. This is my song.
10:19Obviously we both want it for a reason, but, like, when we look at it for the whole team, I'm not going to do this well enough.
10:26You definitely could.
10:27Uma is fighting because she knows where her strengths are.
10:31But I want it.
10:33So does everyone feel good?
10:34I feel good.
10:35We're locked in?
10:36Locking in.
10:37Locking in.
10:38Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!
10:40Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!
10:43Aw!
10:44Bye!
10:45Exit!
10:46Okay, then.
10:47I'm not actually worried about anyone on our team because all of these girls perform full-time.
10:55I think, if anything, they might be a little bit worried about me because I don't do drag all the time.
11:01All right, team. So what is our strategy then going into this?
11:05I have some insider tea from Vancouver.
11:07If I can spill it.
11:08Yes, go for it. We need this.
11:09It's important to me to strategize in this challenge because, yes, they're my sisters, but them going home only means I get to go further.
11:16So this is Tiffany's song.
11:20This is her track now.
11:21We only get to do two a number per show and this is always one of them.
11:24Okay.
11:25So if you feel the confidence to pop off against her, this is a good chance to take her out quickly.
11:30The other thing that we could do, if you know that that's Tiff and she turns it, we could just throw it.
11:35Would we rather want to throw it or take it out?
11:41Because I want to get the many wins as possible right away.
11:44For me, I'm just going to give it because I love her so much. I'm going to take my Auntie Priyanka song and give the brown girl what they want.
11:51I prayed so hard to Lord Ganesh. I was like, please give me bad bitches. Don't cry. And it landed right in these beautiful orange hands.
12:01This is where I want to be. You want to do Heads Will Roll.
12:04I knew it.
12:05Not to toot my own horn, but I'm going to toot my own horn. I'm a really good lip-syncher. I do this every single fucking day.
12:10I feel confident going up against anybody on that other team.
12:13My was kind of in this area. Because I know this song, like every breath of it.
12:18I've seen you do Heads Will Roll. That's why I was like, I even does this.
12:22I mean, the first song that sticks out to me in that list is Heads Will Roll by the Ya Ya Ya's. Sorry, Xana.
12:27But if Mikayla had Heads Will Roll, for instance, and you took that song, would you feel comfortable going up against her?
12:32I mean, I'm comfortable going up against anybody. Will I win? I'm not sure.
12:35I want to go in with winning. I feel pretty confident going into this challenge knowing that I can beat the best of them.
12:41And that might be an issue for her.
12:43Like, it sounds like nobody wants Too Hot.
12:45I do like Too Hot.
12:46Here's what I'm thinking. I was thinking Too Hot Virgo because Too Hot is like an early 90s RV vibe.
12:52I could do any of these numbers. But yes, that is the song I wanted to lip-sync to, yeah.
12:56I've been waiting for this moment.
12:57I would also take this as well.
12:58Mini, you're feeling Too Hot and Santa.
13:00I'm feeling too hot.
13:01I'm strategically also choosing my song, hoping that maybe Uma or Jaylene are more likely to be the ones that are going to be doing one of them.
13:10Remember what you're good at and then apply it to the song.
13:13Also, connecting with the audience is more important than doing a cockity-cack-cack-cow.
13:17And don't rely on slice and tricks.
13:18Alright, put your hands in.
13:20One, two, three, five, five!
13:25This is going to be an eye-opening challenge.
13:28I have a lot of question marks, right?
13:30I'm confident with my girls, but, you know, who knows what the other team got.
13:35Does anyone have, like, nerves before they perform or anxiety?
13:39Usually no.
13:40Today, yes.
13:42That part.
13:43I do have, I do have, I have some nerves.
13:45I'm really worried that because Auntie Uma doesn't pull tricks, that I'm not going to be seen as someone who is trying hard enough.
13:53Run up, get done up, bitch.
13:55What?
13:56Virgo and friends are going to sweat.
13:58Team Virgo and friends.
13:59Not Team Virgo and friends.
14:01I think Tara still has the boat running for whoever is going home with her.
14:04Oh!
14:05Fighting words.
14:07Looking around the room, I'm really nervous for everyone but me.
14:12Get in losers, we're going lip syncing.
14:18Welcome to the main stage of Canada's Drag Race.
14:20What's another word for dancing queen?
14:23Oh, I know!
14:24Brad Goresky!
14:25And can you believe I'm only 17?
14:28I, in fact, cannot believe that.
14:30But you know who I can believe is only 17?
14:32Canada's favorite stage mom, Tracy Melshor.
14:35You're doing amazing, sweetie.
14:37And she always brings it to the runway.
14:40It's All Stars 5 winner Shea Coulee.
14:43Hey, Brooklyn.
14:44Hi, Shea.
14:45How do lip syncs make you feel?
14:47So emotional.
14:48Cue the rose petals.
14:51This week, our queens teamed up to showdown on the main stage in the lip sync slayoffs.
14:57Racers, start your engines.
14:59And may the best drag queen win!
15:07Welcome to the Canada's Drag Race Slayoffs, Team's Edition.
15:17Here's how it will work.
15:18One queen from each team will face off in a best of five rounds.
15:23The first team to win three battles will win the maxi challenge and be safe from elimination.
15:28The queens from the losing team who lose their lip syncs will be in the bottom.
15:32The gag is, even if you're on the bottom team but you won your lip sync, you're safe.
15:37So like, turn it out and you're golden?
15:41Queens, this is your opportunity to show us, and more importantly, the fans, what it is that you do best.
15:49So don't hold back and do fuck it up.
15:53Yeah!
15:54The first song will be Too Hot by Alanis Morissette.
16:01From Team Perla, who will be battling?
16:03We have Mikayla.
16:05Oh!
16:06Oh, Mikayla's got this in the bag.
16:09Have you seen her?
16:10She's so hot.
16:11It's almost going to be too hot.
16:14Team Virgo, who will be fighting for your team?
16:17We have Mini Wang.
16:19This is like a full David and Goliath situation.
16:25Can we get a medic for Mini?
16:27So there we have it.
16:28Mikayla Couture will be facing off against Mini Wang in a battle of the catsuits.
16:35The rest of you may move to the back of the stage.
16:37Right off the bat, I'm a little bit nervous.
16:40They're really just sending out their lip sync assassin to just get the job done.
16:44So I'm thinking, uh-oh.
16:47This might be a tumbly ride.
16:52It's time for our first battle.
16:55Two queens stand before us.
16:59This is your chance to impress us and earn a point for your team.
17:03The time has come for you to lip sync for your squad.
17:12I like that.
17:13Girl, you don't know what's coming, baby.
17:16You don't know what's coming.
17:18Mikayla was picked first.
17:19I was picked last.
17:20But sometimes it can be a pretty rough fall from the top.
17:23Good luck and don't fuck it up.
17:26It's up.
17:27Don't do hot.
17:29Never do cold.
17:30You make your best shot too hot to hold.
17:33Never do hot.
17:34Never do cold.
17:35You gotta go for gold.
17:38Oh!
17:40I don't want to take this.
17:47Hey, boy.
17:49You want it all or nothing.
17:51You need a blasted space about failure.
17:52You say what you mean.
17:53And you mean to sing.
17:55Hey, hey.
18:08You don't have to go by the brew it.
18:11Yeah, let's go ahead and I am doing.
18:14You're tired of falling and taking.
18:15Make it.
18:16The rest of what you got now.
18:17Oh, I smell a tube cold.
18:20You're making a shot to our toes
18:22They'll do the job and they'll do
18:24You gotta go for gold
18:26And make them in the gold
18:28You're a wacky daddy, but I'm
18:30Go back to the theater
18:31And we're here to run because I don't care
18:34Okay, party people in the house
18:36Get on it
18:37Reach out, reach out
18:38That's what you're reaching
18:39Go back to the theater
18:41And we're here to run because I don't care
18:44Okay, party people in the house
18:46I'm a passion, I'm a passion
18:47Move that, move that
18:48You're making a shot to our toes
18:52You're making a shot to our toes
18:54Never too young and never too old
18:57You gotta go for gold
18:59You're a killer
18:59You don't have to go and prove it
19:04You're just going and do it
19:06Your time is for the take and make it
19:09The rest of what you got now
19:10We're too hot, never too cool
19:13You're making a shot to our toes
19:15Never too young and never too old
19:18You gotta go for gold
19:19You're making a little all too hot
19:21Yeah
19:23Oh, no, no, no, no, no
19:24I'm not trying to get a shot
19:26You're making a little more
19:28Cause you're not gonna get you
19:30All too hot
19:31Good job, baby.
19:39That was hot.
19:41What a killer start to this competition.
19:44And this is such a fun pairing because you both have been on the show before.
19:47Yeah.
19:47Makeover contestant and pit crew.
19:50Minnie, I'll start with you.
19:52You had some great comedic timing.
19:54Your use of the stage was really, really good.
19:56I loved your take on the hands in the air.
19:58Very, very funny.
19:59Just fun to watch.
20:01Mikayla, you were just sex on a stick.
20:04It was really alluring, inviting.
20:06You knew how to pull the viewer in.
20:08You turned it all the way up.
20:11Gave it as Janet Jackson, giving it as Popstar.
20:13And Red Hot.
20:14Oh, honey.
20:15You were absolute fire out there on that stage.
20:18I love the floor work that you were doing and just made for a really fun lipstick.
20:23Queens, we have made our decision.
20:27Mikayla Couture, good-drag-ulations.
20:30You are the winner of this slayoff.
20:34You are safe to slay another day and have earned a point for your team.
20:39I did exactly what needed to be done.
20:41So now it's up to the rest of my team to kick some ass.
20:46Minnie Wang, I'm sorry, my dear, but you lost your battle and may be up for elimination.
20:50Understood.
20:51You may both step to the back of the stage.
20:54It's disappointing, but I've still got my team behind me.
20:58Sorry, guys.
20:59I need you girls to get us on the board.
21:02Our next showdown will be to San Francisco by Rufus Wainwright.
21:07Team Virgo, who is your slayer?
21:09We have decided on Helena Poison.
21:13Yes, Miss Poison.
21:14So we're down one motherfucking point.
21:17I'm not pissed yet because my boo-boo Helena, she got this.
21:21Bring it, bitch.
21:23Poison these hoes.
21:24And Team Perla, reveal your fighter.
21:26We have chosen Jaylene Thyme.
21:30Okay.
21:31They're going up against Jaylene Thyme.
21:33Queen of classic.
21:34The legend.
21:36Let's watch this one.
21:38Our next battle is Helena Poison versus Jaylene Thyme.
21:44Helena looks like a rock and roll goddess, but I'm going to shimmy my way right to the top.
21:51She's definitely dressed more the part than I am, but I'm feeling very ready to just have
21:57a camp old time with this song.
21:58Round two.
21:59Ding, ding.
22:02Now, after this next number, we're going to have a little break and you can go out and
22:06smoke and drink, whatever you people do.
22:08So, I never will forget Janet MacDonald.
22:24Janet MacDonald was a singer as well as Judy, who sang in a more operatic way, whereas Judy
22:31was more swing.
22:32I personally would call this next line a dick.
22:39Just to think of her, it gives my heart a pain.
22:45San Francisco, open your code in case you'll let nobody wait outside your door.
22:55San Francisco, here comes your wanted one, saying I want to know more.
23:02But the place is only making love you best, saying that you're the one in all the cold and
23:07worst.
23:08San Francisco, here comes your wanted one, never to roam again, never to roam again.
23:19San Francisco, here comes your wanted one, never to roam again.
23:25Right when I arrive, I really come along.
23:30Hey, you will laugh to see me.
23:35Perpendicular, hanging on again.
23:40Oh, my God.
23:41San Francisco, here comes your wanted one.
23:47I'm coming home again, never to roam again.
23:57Beware of my God, San Francisco.
24:21so captivating it was like watching a tennis match you know like i gotta go back over here
24:32i gotta go back over here jaylee you're giving me some good old-fashioned cabaret
24:37bit of fossey in there too looked like you had a little one too many there giving us drunk aunt
24:42at a wedding and i loved it i thought that you had really really great energy my word of advice
24:48would be think about this is gonna sound dirty the journey of your mouth and think about the
24:53choreography of this just like your body and i think that that will help you really really be
24:57able to excel at numbers like this but great job miss poison there is an old school song that i used
25:03to dance to called poison and it said never trust a big butt and a smile but i'm trusting all of this
25:09oh you shouldn't you're a little vamp it was very uh sexy broadway vamp i loved it and i loved your
25:15take on the song in a way to really make it your own honestly when i was looking at you i was just
25:20like how is she going to do this but that is really the job of a queen to take this on and make it her
25:25own great job the both of you queens we have made our decision helena poison congratulations
25:33you are the winner of this layoff thank you so much i made rufus wainwright sexy and i just need
25:40everyone to know that you're safe to slay another day and i've earned a point for your team
25:45yes jaylene time i'm sorry my dear but you have lost your battle and may be up for elimination
25:51thank you helena wins and that means our team has our first point and i would like to argue that
25:58that was my win because i picked helena queens the next layoff will be to heads will roll by ya
26:05yaya yas the a-track remix team perla who is up we are sending up umma god
26:13umma's another one that i've never seen perform i don't want to be overly confident but i'm thinking
26:21this is going to be point number two for team virgo and team virgo who you got we got mizana
26:29oh my god the feud has left the workroom is now on the main stage umma like you got this girl
26:41show these bitches who's here so it's umma god versus zanna
26:46i'm ready to take this bitch out i'm intimidating i want her to feel that i want umma to see what zanna
26:53i know that zanna is coming for blood especially with me but that gives me the drive that i need
27:01to really upstage her
27:03oh
27:05oh
27:07oh
27:09oh
27:11oh
27:15oh
27:17oh
27:19oh
27:21oh
27:23oh
27:25oh
27:27oh
27:29oh
27:55oh
27:57oh
28:01oh
28:03oh
28:07oh
28:09oh
28:11oh
28:13oh
28:15oh
28:21oh
28:23Look in glass, take the pass, shut your eyes, mirror lies.
28:38Look in glass, take the pass, shut your eyes, mirror lies.
28:51Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
28:59Oh, oh, oh, oh.
29:03And it stands, resume tag,atten, case the roll, hit the roll, hit the roll,,' whoa.
29:15Over.
29:16Yes, killer.
29:21Zanna, my God, our sex pot.
29:24And you also had a few tricks up your sleeve as well.
29:27Acrobatics and theater.
29:29Wow, just incredible.
29:31Zanna, you have those bedroom eyes.
29:33I painted them that way.
29:35You have a great way of commanding a stage.
29:38So great job.
29:39You really know how to draw people in.
29:42Always try and be aware of not only where your opponent is,
29:45but also where the cameras are.
29:46Because if you're going to do something stunning,
29:48you want to make sure that everybody home watching can see it.
29:51Did you hear that, Brooklyn?
29:52Honey, the camera is always looking at me.
29:53I have my own camera.
29:57Uma, you're the type of queen that when I look at you,
29:59I'm not sure what I'm going to get when I see them in a lip sync.
30:03You can move.
30:04I love the way that you brought your own individual quirkiness to it.
30:08You know, you started off, you gave me a little broken doll,
30:10and then you just gradually built and built and built.
30:12I'm all for some robotics, some, like, storytelling through movement,
30:17which was really, really effective
30:19because it was a totally different take than what Zanna was doing.
30:22And you do it so well, even with a pendant necklace on.
30:28Queens, we've made our decision.
30:32Uma God, congratulations.
30:35You're the winner of this playoff.
30:36Yes!
30:37Woo!
30:40You're safe to slay another day and have earned a point for your team.
30:45Zanna, my dear, I'm sorry, but you lost your battle and may be up for elimination.
30:50Uma, peat your ass, Zanna.
30:53Like, what is this?
30:55They just want to see me lip sync again.
30:58Girl, Zanna do.
31:00Zanna clearly don't.
31:01The next layoff will be to Exes by Tate McRae.
31:08Who will be battling for Team Virgo?
31:11I volunteer as tribute.
31:12Ooh!
31:13Yes, bitch!
31:14Ah!
31:15That's my drag mother!
31:18You're going to pack your bags, bitch, because you're going the fuck home.
31:21And hoops do we have for Team Perla?
31:24Tiffany, take it away.
31:26Ooh!
31:26I'm hungry, bitch.
31:29This is going to be a battle.
31:30If you thought I was nasty, this is about to be nasty.
31:34Our next battle will be the Virgo Queen versus Tiffany and Co.
31:39If Team Perla wins this, their team will win the slayoffs.
31:44No pressure, no pressure.
31:46I cannot be in the bottom this week.
31:48Ooh!
31:49No, ma'am.
31:51Bottom is not for me.
31:52I eat too many burritos.
31:54This song is going to take me to the top.
31:57Virgo, that was a bulljoy stepping up against me.
32:00Oh, I'm sorry, sorry that you love me again.
32:06I'm on up like you're sorry, call me.
32:08Kiss, kiss, kisses to my exes who don't give a shit about me.
32:11Kisses, kisses to the next one, do think they can't live without me.
32:15They make up, throw it back up and they swear they'll never call me.
32:18But I still keep that number in the neck.
32:21Kisses to my exes, happens every time.
32:25I don't make me to be cold, it's how I get.
32:27Uh-uh, me and all my pride.
32:31Gonna burn down every damn bridge every time we can.
32:34And again.
32:35I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, it never stops.
32:38I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, hard case they can't unlock.
32:41And I, and I swear I can't lie, just not enough.
32:45Let's just say it is what it is and was what it was.
32:49Kisses, kisses to my exes who don't give a shit about me.
32:52Kisses, kisses to the next one, do think they can't live without me.
32:55They make up, throw it back up and they swear they'll never call me.
32:59But I still keep that number in the neck.
33:01Kisses, kisses to my exes.
33:03I'm sorry, sorry, I can't leave without me.
33:06I'm on the hook, like it's hard.
33:08Said, say I wanna go there, then I wanna leave.
33:10Make another problem instead of getting deep.
33:11I don't never know what I want, but that's what you want.
33:13If you're down with it, don't play me.
33:15Making it all before it starts, making it all up in my head.
33:18Probably just overshare about things on the hook, man.
33:20I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a hard ride, it never stops.
33:24I'm a, I'm a, I'm a hard case, I can't unlock.
33:27Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I can't lie, just not enough.
33:30Let's just say it is what it is and was what it was.
33:34Kisses, kisses to my exes who don't give a shit about me.
33:37Kisses, kisses to the next one, do think they can't live without me.
33:41I'm back up, I'm back up in the sweat, they'll never call me.
33:44I still keep the number in the necklace, kisses to my exes.
33:48If somebody, it's only that you love me, I can't live without me.
33:51I'm on the love, like you're sorry, call me.
33:54Kisses to my exes, I know that I did you.
33:56Dirty little messed up, little selfish, we had married out in 30.
34:00Yeah, we hooked up, then we broke up, and I said you really hurt me.
34:04But I still got your number in the necklace, kisses to my exes.
34:11Oh, who gon' help me up?
34:13Leave that bitch alone.
34:19Someone needs to phone Tate McRae and let her know that this was a Tate McFlay.
34:25Kiss, your energy is so great, you're such an incredible dancer, you have such beautiful musicality.
34:30You were giving me sassy and sexy, I love a hard dance.
34:34You know, when you put your foot into it, and when you hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it.
34:38Yeah!
34:38I felt like I was with y'all in your bedroom, lip syncing in front of your mirror.
34:45Because we all know, when we like perform in our bedrooms, like baby, we are giving it like it is Madison Square Garden.
34:50Virgo Queen, you have star quality.
34:53Your confidence was palpable.
34:55I could see it all the way over here.
34:57It was just so well done.
35:00You have this swag about you, and I loved your split at the end.
35:04I thought that was such a brilliant way to put a great period right on the end of it.
35:08Queens, we've made our decision.
35:12The Virgo Queen.
35:13Congratulations.
35:14You are the winner of this slay-off.
35:19You're safe to slay another day, and I've earned a point for your team.
35:23Shay, this was really such an amazing dream come true, just to perform for you.
35:28This is like you walking for Naomi Campbell, with me performing for you tonight.
35:32Oh my gosh, thank you.
35:33I appreciate that so much.
35:36Tiffany and Co., I'm sorry, my dear.
35:38You lost your battle, and you may be up for elimination.
35:41The teams are tied at 2-2.
35:43Whoever wins this slay-off, that team is going to be safe.
35:47The score is 2-all, which means it all comes down to this.
35:54I, right now, am reeling in my stool.
35:58That sounds so bad.
36:01It's almost becoming a little bit too much.
36:03Like, I could be going home.
36:04I need my team to pull it out for all of us.
36:07The final song will be Bad Bitches Don't Cry by Priyanka and Ralph.
36:11Will the last two slayers step forward?
36:15We've got the biggest personality in the room against the smallest person in the room.
36:20I am biting my nails off.
36:23Perla can gracefully slay, whereas I know...
36:27Got this, baby.
36:28You know, Sanjina's going to bludgeon.
36:30The final slay-off is between Sanjina, Dabish Queen, and Perla.
36:37The winner of this slay-off will win for their entire team.
36:40And the loser will be in the bottom.
36:42I'm telling you, I'm about to piss all over this fucking stage.
36:47I'm about to bury you, bitch.
36:50Bad bitches don't cry, and you about to cry, girl.
36:54Am I going to cry?
36:58Nah.
36:59Let's fuck shit up.
37:00This ain't no non-stop party.
37:06I'm living proof, got my wannabe, but...
37:09This perfect glass, the barbie.
37:12So good at faking it, it made you look, I'm making it.
37:16Can't stop it, this precious hot.
37:18Cut me up like a diamond, I don't stop.
37:20Teardrop, tear across, suck it up like a lollipop.
37:22Let's go.
37:23They told me no, I'm at the top, yeah, check my flow.
37:26Never let a hitter make you act like a hitter,
37:28Cause it better let you hurt it, don't forget it.
37:30Bad bitches don't cry.
37:32Bad bitches don't cry.
37:34Bad bitches don't cry.
37:36Bad bitches don't cry.
37:40I guess I'm hot, I'm hot, I'm hot, I'm hot, I'm hot.
37:41I guess I'm hot, but I don't show bad.
37:43Bad bitches don't cry.
37:48You know we don't cry.
37:52This ain't no pity, Barbie.
37:54She's too emotional, they'll never say about me, no.
37:59I'm not a DIY, Barbie.
38:02Just like a hurricane, crush it if you get in my way.
38:05Can't stop it, this precious hot.
38:07Cut me up like a diamond, I don't stop.
38:09Teardrop, tear drop, suck it up like a lollipop.
38:12Let's go.
38:13They told me no, I'm at the top, yeah, check my flow.
38:16I don't love your devil, bitch, get on my level.
38:17Sub story, no, never, cause I'm better.
38:20Bad bitches don't cry.
38:22Bad bitches don't cry.
38:23Bad bitches don't cry.
38:26Bad bitches don't cry.
38:29I guess I'm hot, I'm hot, I'm hot, I'm hot, I'm hot.
38:31I guess I'm hot, but I don't show bad.
38:33Bad bitches don't cry.
38:38You know we don't cry.
38:42Oh my God, girl.
38:43Bad bitch.
38:49Props.
38:49Don't cry.
38:50You know we don't cry.
39:08I guess I'm hot, I'm hot, I'm hot, I'm hot, I'm hot, I'm hot, I'm hot, I'm hot, I'm hot, I'm hot.
39:10Bad bitches don't cry.
39:14Bad bitches don't cry.
39:16You know we don't cry.
39:18What an iconic way to close off our slayoffs with this performance.
39:32I'm going to start with Hurricane Sanjina.
39:36I was watching you back there while everyone else was performing and you were like, this
39:39is my turn, yeah?
39:39It's the performance anxiety.
39:40And I think you're a natural born performer, like this is where you're meant to be.
39:44You came out of the gate piping hot, popping like popcorn, making use of the entire stage.
39:49You just have like electricity running through your veins.
39:52It is, it's infectious.
39:54And it's really nice to see somebody who you can tell wants to be here so badly.
39:59Us as judges appreciate that so much.
40:01You are so generous with your energy on this stage.
40:05You're like, I'm not going to make y'all work for it.
40:07I'm going to work for you.
40:09And I will also commend you because you have so many accessories on and they are all still
40:14in place, which I am shocked.
40:15I am shocked.
40:17I'm not going to lie, girl.
40:18You came out with them glasses.
40:18I'm like, brownie points and she keeps those on this entire time and they did not move.
40:23And Perla, my little pocket rocket.
40:26I thought I was your pocket rocket.
40:28There's two pockets.
40:29We're golden.
40:31It's the hairography for me.
40:33You had an amazing performance, but there was just this quiet elegance.
40:38You can tell you're a really seasoned performer and you know exactly what you're doing and
40:41you know exactly when to do it.
40:43I love seeing someone that has a little bit of mystery about them.
40:47You wonder like, what is she going to do next?
40:49And I know that Priyanka is watching.
40:51I don't know why I'm saying like she died or something.
40:53She's dead.
40:54She's dead, Scott.
40:56She's looking down from above from her business class flight.
41:00And she is so proud of the both of you.
41:02I just cannot wait to see what the future has in store for both of you.
41:06Thank you, judges.
41:07Queens, we have made our decision.
41:11Sanjina Dibysh-Queen.
41:14Condragulations.
41:15Yes, bitch.
41:18Yes.
41:19Yes.
41:20Oh my God.
41:22Thank you, ladies.
41:24You are the winner of this sleigh-off and have won the sleigh-offs for your team.
41:30Perla, I'm sorry, my dear, but you have lost your battle.
41:33And this means you are in the bottom.
41:34That is okay.
41:35You may both step to the back of the stage.
41:37Yay.
41:38I love you.
41:38I love you.
41:39That was a good fight.
41:40That was a good fight.
41:41Team Virgo.
41:43Condragulations on winning the sleigh-offs.
41:46We loved all of your victory dances, but one of you really one-two stepped it up.
41:53The Virgo Queen.
41:55Condragulations.
41:56You're the winner of this week's Maxi Challenge.
41:59How much money do I win?
42:01You have won $5,000.
42:04Ball.
42:05And a $5,000 charity donation to LGBT Youthline, courtesy of Neutrogena.
42:11Perla, Tiffany & Co., and Jaylene Thyme.
42:17As the losers of your sleigh-offs, you are the bottom queens this week.
42:21The Virgo Queen.
42:22You have earned the power of the Golden Viva.
42:27Granting you the ability to save one of the bottom queens from lip-syncing for their lives.
42:32You hold the fate of your sisters in your hands.
42:36As you untuck, the bottom queens may plead their case.
42:39You may leave the stage.
42:48Going into Untucked, I feel like the vibe is cuckoo.
42:55I think there's people that don't expect to have to be in the bottom.
42:58There are people that are safe that didn't expect to be safe.
43:01That was amazing, but first of all, congratulations, Virgo.
43:05Second one.
43:06Number two.
43:07How do you feel?
43:08I feel like on cloud nine.
43:11But honestly, we all fucking slayed that.
43:13Yeah, we did.
43:14How is my safe girls feeling right now?
43:18Thank you so much, Zangina, for winning that final lip-sync.
43:20You're welcome.
43:21It's nice to know that our feud continues.
43:22Right?
43:23Fifth.
43:24Uma beating me.
43:25Definitely gave her some points in the respect category, at least.
43:29Go off, I guess.
43:31I'm not angry at you.
43:32I'm pissed.
43:33I didn't do my best.
43:34And I didn't win that lip-sync.
43:35It's stiff competition.
43:37I know, but I want to be the stiffest.
43:39I don't know if you saw my face when they said that I won the round.
43:43I was shocked.
43:44You shouldn't be shocked.
43:45You hit every beat of that song.
43:49I feel awful saying this, but I was really disappointed by what Santa did.
43:53I couldn't help but feel like I would have fucking annihilated Uma in that song.
43:57And I wish I had fought harder for that.
43:59Tiffany, Perla, this is number three, number two in the bottoms for both of you.
44:02After coming off such a successful win and an amazing lip-sync.
44:05So what's going on over there?
44:07I think, like, I've had to fight since day one.
44:10And it's like, I never did a bad job.
44:12Everything just kind of seems like circumstances kind of have just gone against me.
44:15Like, I worked my fucking ass off to get here.
44:18And I worked my ass off on that stage.
44:20Like, there's a reason why I'm here.
44:21This is just an unfortunate blip for the third time.
44:25But it's the way that the cookies have crumbled.
44:27And I just can't catch a break.
44:29We knew you were choosing that song, and we strategically did that.
44:33It was a setup, yeah.
44:34I'm not comfortable with conflict, but I'm going to plead my case.
44:38Because I'm not ready to leave.
44:39I have so much more to contribute.
44:42I just want to say something right now.
44:43I came in here, and I had the best entrance.
44:46I made impact.
44:47And I want the best for everybody here.
44:49But I deserve to be here.
44:50I have work to do.
44:51I am not ready to go home.
44:53I hope you see me and just know that everything that I'm doing,
44:57I'm giving the best I can for my heart.
44:59And I know I've got a lot more to give.
45:01I don't always feel I've been able to really say what I need to say.
45:05But I'm here, and I'm going to claim my space.
45:09I do see you.
45:10I think we all see you.
45:11Absolutely.
45:13We love you, and we love you.
45:15Jalene has such a way with words.
45:18And, ah, Jalene, stop talking so I can get the beaver.
45:25Virgo, you have the power of the beaver.
45:27I had to do it last week.
45:29I know how hard it is to look around this room and be like,
45:32what the fuck am I supposed to do?
45:33Yes, we might have won the smackdown, but I put in a fucking battle, bitch.
45:38And you did.
45:39I'm hoping that my win is taken into consideration.
45:41I want to be here.
45:42I need to be here.
45:43I'm fucking fighting.
45:44I'm really looking at Virgo, and I'm thinking,
45:47I did the wig on her head right now.
45:49I did the fucking wig on her head right now,
45:51and she's going to do me like this.
45:53I know I have so much more to show,
45:55and I have so much more to prove,
45:57and I genuinely feel like I deserve that beaver.
45:59And, Virgo, if you give me that beaver,
46:03I know we have a little bit of hair cost left over.
46:08I can afford it now, girl.
46:11If you want to give me that beaver,
46:12I will forgive those debts.
46:14You're literally wearing your wig.
46:15So, interest rates are going up, aren't they?
46:17Exactly.
46:18It's fair game, honey.
46:19It's fair game.
46:21Thank you for telling me how you feel.
46:24I think I just need some time to deliberate,
46:26so I'm going to ask my team if I can just talk to y'all privately,
46:29and y'all can, like, hit the hay.
46:31Bye, kid.
46:32I love y'all.
46:33Bye.
46:35Okay, y'all, so now that they're all gone,
46:37what do we really think about these hoes?
46:39I don't think anyone would blame you if you voted with your heart,
46:43but if you're not going to vote by track record,
46:45that's going to throw the beaver for the rest of the game.
46:47If we are going by track record,
46:48I do think, like, Perla is destroyed.
46:52I'm thinking that Perla has the better track record
46:54just because Perla has a win.
46:57I want to say that I would pick Tiffany,
46:59but, again, this is her, again, another time in the bottom.
47:03I want my Vancouver girls to stay,
47:05and, like, Perla just fucking saved me.
47:06So give her the beaver, too.
47:07Like, vagina, what are you feeling?
47:10I'm sorry.
47:11Like, Perla, her case was, like,
47:14it went through my ears, out their nostrils.
47:16Sometimes it's not about the report card,
47:18sorry to say, a girl who fails in school all the fucking time.
47:21It's really not.
47:22For me, it's about someone who actually does drag from the heart
47:24and not from the eyes,
47:25and it's Jaylene, just, she has so much to offer,
47:27and I just, personally, for me, I think,
47:31Jaylene, I think everyone is justified.
47:34Yeah, okay.
47:34So I think you just really have to go with how you're feeling.
47:36Yeah, girl.
47:37I don't know!
47:38Ah!
47:50Welcome back, queens.
47:51The Virgo queen.
47:53Heavy is the hand that holds the beaver.
47:55I know that's right.
47:56Who are you saving from the chomping block?
47:58Well, this is a really, really tough decision.
48:01I think you're all deserving of staying tonight.
48:04But the queen that I've decided
48:05to use the golden beaver on
48:07is Jaylene Thyme.
48:12We'll all be damned.
48:13Jaylene Thyme, you are out of the woods this week.
48:21You may join the others at the back.
48:28Perla, Tiffany, and co.
48:30I'm sorry, but this means that you are both up for elimination.
48:34Two queens stand before us.
48:36Prior to tonight, you were asked to prepare
48:40a lip-sync performance of Hot by Alvaro Levine.
48:44This is your last chance to impress us
48:46and save yourself from elimination.
48:49The time has come
48:52for you to lip-sync
48:54for
48:55your
48:56life.
49:00Good luck.
49:01And don't fuck
49:03it
49:03up.
49:04You're so good to me, baby, baby.
49:19I want to lock you up in my closet
49:22When no one's around
49:24I want to put your hand in my pocket
49:28But cause you're allowed
49:31I want to drive you into the corner
49:34And kiss you without a sound
49:37I want to stay this way forever
49:40I'll say it loud
49:43Now you're in
49:45You kick it out
49:46You make me so hot
49:48Make me want to drop
49:50You're so ridiculous
49:51I can barely stop
49:53I can hardly breathe
49:54You make me want to scream
49:56You're so fabulous
49:57You're so good to me, baby
50:00Baby, baby
50:01You're so good to me, baby
50:02You're so good to me, baby
50:05Baby, baby
50:07Baby, baby
50:08Kiss me, judge me
50:13Always I know
50:16Hold me, love me
50:19Don't ever go
50:21Don't ever go
50:23Oh
50:26Oh
50:27Oh
50:28Oh
50:29Oh
50:30Oh
50:31Oh
50:32Oh
50:33Yeah
50:34You make me so good
50:35You're so good to me, baby
50:36You're so ridiculous
50:37I can barely stop
50:39I can hardly breathe
50:41You make me want to scream
50:43You're so fabulous
50:44You're so good to me, baby
50:45You're so fabulous
50:46You're so good to me, baby
50:47You make me so hot
50:48You make me want to drop
50:49You're so ridiculous
50:50I can barely stop
50:52I can hardly breathe
50:53You make me want to scream
50:54You're so fabulous
50:56You're so good to me, baby
50:58Baby, baby
51:00You're so good to me, baby
51:01You're so good to me, baby
51:02You're so good to me, baby
51:03You're so good to me, baby
51:04You're so good to me, baby
51:05You're so good to me, baby
51:06You're so good to me, baby
51:07You're so good to me, baby
51:08You're so good to me, baby
51:09You're so good to me, baby
51:10You're so good to me, baby
51:11You're so good to me, baby
51:12You're so good to me, baby
51:13You're so good to me, baby
51:14You're so good to me, baby
51:15You're so good to me, baby
51:20Queens, we have made our decision
51:21Queens, we have made our decision
51:22Perla
51:23Perla
51:27Shantae you stay
51:29Thank you
51:32You may join the others
51:33Thank you so much
51:34I love you so much
51:37I love you
51:42Tiffany and Co
51:47You are a real jewel
51:50And we're so excited
51:52That you got to share
51:52Your sparkle with the world
51:53Thank you all so much
51:55This was such an amazing ride
51:56I don't know
51:57You guys put something
51:58In the water
51:58But I cried every episode
52:00I just wanted to thank you
52:01So much for making
52:02My dreams come true
52:03Now sashay away
52:05Yes baby
52:08We love you Tiffany
52:09Ew as Tiff
52:13Yes Tiffany
52:15Yes
52:17I'm so glad
52:21I'm so glad that I'm going out pretty
52:22You are going to see
52:24This gorgeous fucking whore
52:26All over the world
52:27Welcome to the ABG world tour
52:29It's Tiffany
52:30Bitch
52:31Congratulations queens
52:37You live to slay another day
52:40Thank you
52:41The world has never needed the magic of drag more
52:43So remember
52:44Stay true north strong and
52:46Here
52:47Now let the music play
52:50Yay!
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