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S7 E7 – RuPaul’s Drag Race UK 💄👑
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00:00:01Hello, hello, hello!
00:00:02Yes!
00:00:03Previously on RuPaul's Drag Race UK,
00:00:06you're going to be starring in the live,
00:00:09russical production of Peter Panzee.
00:00:12Yes!
00:00:16Don't let your life go race.
00:00:19Plastic surgery is so great.
00:00:22Nip and it's all.
00:00:30Taris, compared to other people,
00:00:32your performance is a bit kind of a similar note throughout.
00:00:36Sally TM, you stood out,
00:00:39and sometimes in the wrong way.
00:00:42El Vos.
00:00:43Your voice is dynamic.
00:00:45Page three.
00:00:47It's about having magic, and you did.
00:00:49Condragulations, you are both the winners
00:00:51of this week's challenge.
00:00:53Oh, my God!
00:00:55Oh, my God!
00:00:56Taris Mungardi.
00:00:58Shantae, you stay.
00:01:01Sally TM, sashay away.
00:01:04I'll see you in court.
00:01:06Goodbye!
00:01:07Oh, Sally.
00:01:08We're back in the workroom, and I've just sent Sally home.
00:01:14This is, like, weird gal.
00:01:16Oh, Sally.
00:01:17Sally, Sally, Sally TM.
00:01:19And it's devastating, but, you know, it's the name of the game, isn't it?
00:01:22Thank you for making me feel like a star.
00:01:25Sally TM.
00:01:26Honestly, girl.
00:01:27And I feel like the minute she realises that, like, everything's gonna change for her.
00:01:31Yeah.
00:01:32Sally was just such a big personality in this workroom.
00:01:33Oh, gosh.
00:01:34She's just unapologetically Sally.
00:01:35Oh, my days.
00:01:36Oh, my days.
00:01:37Oh, my days.
00:01:38Girl, being in the bottom, rough.
00:01:39I didn't know that I had it.
00:01:40Oh, my days.
00:01:41Oh, my days.
00:01:42Oh, my days.
00:01:43Oh, my days.
00:01:44Oh, my days.
00:01:45Oh, my days.
00:01:46Oh, my days.
00:01:47Oh, my days.
00:01:48Oh, my days.
00:01:49Oh, my days.
00:01:50Oh, my days.
00:01:51I was just waiting.
00:01:55Oh, my days.
00:01:56Oh, my days.
00:01:57Oh, my days.
00:01:59Oh, my days.
00:02:01Oh, my days.
00:02:02Girl, being in the bottom, rough.
00:02:03I didn't know that I had it until the minute she said my name, you know.
00:02:07You ate it up, though.
00:02:08Yeah, you did, though.
00:02:09I really didn't know.
00:02:10She was genuinely just so unique.
00:02:11One of a kind.
00:02:12Like, one of a kind.
00:02:13There's no one doing it like Sally TM.
00:02:15We love you, Sally.
00:02:16Love you, Sally.
00:02:17Love you, Sally.
00:02:18Love you, Sally.
00:02:21All right, divas, my hooves are growling.
00:02:23Let's get it down.
00:02:25Sally had a badge.
00:02:27Sally was doing good in this competition.
00:02:29Her going home now, it just opens up a whole new playing field.
00:02:32Anything could happen.
00:02:34Well, listen, girls, congratulations to our two winners.
00:02:41Oh, my God.
00:02:42I am so happy that we won it together.
00:02:44I know.
00:02:45I really didn't know what way it was going to go.
00:02:48How do you feel with two badges?
00:02:50I just feel amazing.
00:02:51I feel like everything I've come to this competition to do,
00:02:54I'm doing.
00:02:55I'm so proud of mine.
00:02:56Killing it.
00:02:57Killing it.
00:02:58How are you feeling?
00:02:59I know you've been gunning for it, girl.
00:03:00I have been gunning for it.
00:03:01But I'm really glad to have finally got a badge.
00:03:05As much as I am happy for Paige, that should have been my win.
00:03:09I guess Peter and Wendy have flown and left the old dog at home.
00:03:12You can just watch them from the window, I guess.
00:03:17Tyrus and Katrin, you're the last remaining queens without a badge.
00:03:22Do you think this little romance has gotten in the way of you?
00:03:25Oh!
00:03:26Oh!
00:03:27Are you too distracted?
00:03:28I don't think that was my problem this week.
00:03:30I feel like my problem was that I didn't pop off as a croc.
00:03:33That's a bit ominous.
00:03:34I think it's time for the Welsh to take over the kingdom again.
00:03:37Ooh!
00:03:38Ooh!
00:03:39Again?
00:03:40Have you taken over yet?
00:03:41All right.
00:03:42Why do you feel like you haven't won about you?
00:03:43I don't know!
00:03:46I feel like everyone was really, really strong.
00:03:48Was anyone shocked that I didn't lip sync?
00:03:51I knew as soon as I walked in to one talk to you,
00:03:53you had a look on your face when I said that my critiques were good.
00:03:56No, I didn't.
00:03:57You did?
00:03:58I saw it.
00:03:59I thought out of all the roles, you had the easiest role.
00:04:02If we were talking about who delivered the most in the performance aspect of it,
00:04:07you were at the bottom of the pack.
00:04:10It was a solo role though, which I do think is a bit more,
00:04:12you've got to take all of the attention onto yourself.
00:04:14I guess there's pros and cons to it.
00:04:16I just thought you kind of...
00:04:18You thought I was shit.
00:04:21I'm not going to sit here and pretend I didn't say it,
00:04:23so I'll say what I said.
00:04:24No, I won't listen.
00:04:25I don't care.
00:04:27It is what it is, girl.
00:04:28Don't ask for the opinion you can't take.
00:04:31Right, Peter.
00:04:32Shall we go to the second star to the right or wherever it was?
00:04:35Let's D-dry.
00:04:36Let's D-dry.
00:04:37Come on, two badges.
00:04:39Come on, quick.
00:04:40Rip it!
00:04:43So now I am part of the very small don't have a badge club.
00:04:47We're the no badge girls now.
00:04:48That's so muggy.
00:04:51It feels like some of these girls are starting to steam ahead.
00:04:54You can't fight this!
00:04:56And I'm coming out from behind, honey, as all good tops do.
00:04:59Ooh!
00:05:01That's horrid.
00:05:02That is horrid.
00:05:03You...
00:05:04Gosh!
00:05:05This week I just need to pull out all the stops.
00:05:07Bigger sword.
00:05:08Oh!
00:05:09Oh!
00:05:10Eyes on the prize.
00:05:11I'm God.
00:05:12If I've got to push someone down the stairs, I will.
00:05:14Oh!
00:05:15Oh!
00:05:16Oh!
00:05:17Oh!
00:05:18Oh!
00:05:19Oh!
00:05:20Oh!
00:05:21I'm gonna show these girls that catching feelings is a star.
00:05:22And I'm coming for that crown.
00:05:23I dub thee...
00:05:24Madam Dickhead.
00:05:25The winner crowned the UK's next drag race superstar, will receive a cash prize of £25,000.
00:05:38Tonight, with Michelle Visage, Alan Carr, and extra special guest judge Susan Wilkoma.
00:05:46New ball, very great.
00:05:47Say the best drag we win.
00:05:48Best drag we win.
00:05:49Best drag we win.
00:05:50Best drag we win.
00:06:01It's a new day in the workroom.
00:06:05I've won my first badge.
00:06:07Ding.
00:06:08Dong.
00:06:10I'm back.
00:06:12How are you feeling, Paige?
00:06:13You've got a new addition.
00:06:14What do you mean, how am I feeling?
00:06:16I feel bloody fabulous.
00:06:18Paige three has finally won her first badge.
00:06:21And I'm happy for her.
00:06:22Oh.
00:06:23Cute.
00:06:24Are you?
00:06:25Yeah.
00:06:27I am.
00:06:28God, at least you stopped talking about not having a badge.
00:06:33Congratulations to Ella on her second badge.
00:06:37I just can't believe it.
00:06:39Well, actually, I can.
00:06:41Any chance to give one to the less fortunate?
00:06:43Please.
00:06:44Please, please.
00:06:45I give enough to Charity.
00:06:49How is everyone else feeling, Bonnie?
00:06:51You had a lot to say about me last week.
00:06:52Yeah.
00:06:53Yeah.
00:06:54Jeez.
00:06:55Oh, my God.
00:06:56You've had quite a few.
00:06:57So opinionated.
00:06:58You are, but not to my face.
00:07:01Oh, she's still upset about that?
00:07:03Okay.
00:07:04This is a lot of tension for first thing in the morning.
00:07:06She just likes people talking about her.
00:07:08I do, but I always like to hear what people have to say,
00:07:10because if it's something that I need to hear.
00:07:12Well, apparently you don't like to hear what people say,
00:07:14because you fight back if we give her honest opinion.
00:07:16I do.
00:07:17I asked.
00:07:18And then I wanted to know if there was anything else you had to say
00:07:20before we moved on from the situation.
00:07:21No, that was everything.
00:07:22That's perfect then.
00:07:23We're fine.
00:07:24We're ground.
00:07:25No, I was asked my opinion and I gave her.
00:07:26Yeah.
00:07:27I have no ill will.
00:07:28We're all here to compete.
00:07:29We all want to win.
00:07:30We all want to go as far as we possibly can.
00:07:32But I just had to mention it.
00:07:33The thing is, Miss Alexa, she'll say that she's not offended,
00:07:36but she is.
00:07:37Why did you say that?
00:07:38Why do you think that?
00:07:39Oh, she's saying I'm going home.
00:07:40I'm going home this week, am I?
00:07:41Oh, oh, oh.
00:07:43I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings.
00:07:44I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.
00:07:45I was just giving my honest opinion,
00:07:47and that's all I'm ever going to give to anybody in this room.
00:07:49Of course, yeah.
00:07:50I can feel the heat.
00:07:51I feel like the competition is heating up.
00:07:56Hello, hello, hello.
00:07:58Oh, you're just saying that.
00:08:09The UK's next drag race superstar will be booked and busy,
00:08:14but she'll always have time to read a queen to finish.
00:08:22Yes, Ladykens, the library is about to open,
00:08:25because reading is what?
00:08:27Fundamental.
00:08:28That's right.
00:08:30Hashtag Drag Race UK.
00:08:32All right, first up, Bones.
00:08:34I'm excited for the reading challenge.
00:08:36If there's one thing that Bones is going to do is read a bitch.
00:08:39Elvosk, stood next to your Celtic sister
00:08:41and your other Celtic sisters down there.
00:08:43The three Celtic pigs, I'd like to say.
00:08:45This one got her drag from the market.
00:08:48This one's ready to go home,
00:08:49and you stink a roast beef, girl.
00:08:51Roast beef?
00:08:53Celtic's addiction.
00:08:54I actually didn't write many reads for you
00:08:56because I didn't expect you to still be here.
00:08:58Oh!
00:08:59Oh, you shitty pants.
00:09:02And Katrin feelings.
00:09:03I don't know what we'd do without Katrin to light up the workroom.
00:09:06I mean, we could just put a fridge in a dress and leave the door open.
00:09:09But I guess Katrin will do.
00:09:12Oh, I felt that.
00:09:15Taris Mungardi, in the first week,
00:09:16Rue asked that you add a bit more highlight to your foundation
00:09:19so we could bring out your facial features.
00:09:21And now that we're in week seven, we ask that you don't.
00:09:28All right, okay.
00:09:29Oh, that's shit.
00:09:31That's so shit.
00:09:33Elvosk, she was actually in a very famous Northern Irish TV production,
00:09:37and after seeing her body on the runway,
00:09:39I can tell why you are a cast member of Dairy Girls.
00:09:42Oh, that was good.
00:09:44That was good.
00:09:46Capturing feelings.
00:09:47Oh, yeah.
00:09:48And I did catch the feelings.
00:09:49Nausea and regret.
00:09:50Whoa!
00:09:53My darling, darling El,
00:09:55people say that you're full of yourself,
00:09:57and that's just not true.
00:09:58You're full of all the men from Belfast.
00:10:04What?
00:10:07This is where we all laugh.
00:10:11Thanks so much.
00:10:13Okay.
00:10:14Who remembers the first day when Bourne's walked in
00:10:16wearing a leather mask?
00:10:18For some reason, she's still wearing it.
00:10:21But that tan babe, that's not Bondi Sands,
00:10:23that's the old fucking beach.
00:10:25Girl, what does that even mean?
00:10:28Taris.
00:10:30When they say throw it back,
00:10:31they mean your arse, not your hairline.
00:10:34She clocked.
00:10:35Listen, there's a reason I've been wearing a hat
00:10:36every time I'm on camera, right?
00:10:37Hateful little girl.
00:10:39Bonnie Anne Clyde,
00:10:40our favourite cross-dressing uncle of drag.
00:10:44There's more, there's more.
00:10:45After being in drag for a few hours,
00:10:46her facial hair be Dublin.
00:10:51Oh, hilarious.
00:10:52This week we attended the Page Three School of Dance.
00:10:57Her speciality is tap dancing on all of our last nerves.
00:11:01Oh!
00:11:02From twink to twat.
00:11:04Oh!
00:11:06You backstabbing whores!
00:11:09Did you know, Rue, after last week,
00:11:11Bonnie got a call from Panto.
00:11:12She'll be headlining in Baldylocks
00:11:14and their three hairs.
00:11:16That's an insecurity of mine.
00:11:18Oh, sorry, we said we weren't going to take offence.
00:11:21Page three.
00:11:22Hey, babe.
00:11:23A lovely shade of curried goat.
00:11:26I mean, baby, you do you,
00:11:28because Lord knows no one else wants to.
00:11:30It's true.
00:11:32Aw.
00:11:34Well, thank you, everyone.
00:11:35Amazing.
00:11:36No, thank you.
00:11:38The library is closed.
00:11:40The winner of today's mini-challenge is...
00:11:46Bones is our winner.
00:11:49How has Bones just won the reading challenge?
00:11:51She's gone from literally being the quietest person in the room
00:11:54to reading everyone.
00:11:56Condragulations.
00:11:58Now it's time to find out if you're a hopeless romantic
00:12:01or just plain hopeless.
00:12:04For this week's Maxi Challenge,
00:12:05we're playing the Snatch Game with a sexy new twist.
00:12:10Ooh!
00:12:12In TV's hot new star-studded dating show,
00:12:16Snatch Me Out!
00:12:18Yes!
00:12:20Yes!
00:12:22You need to serve your best celebrity impersonations
00:12:25as you try to charm the pants off of one hunky bachelor.
00:12:29Ooh!
00:12:30Racers, start your engines.
00:12:33And may the best drag queen win!
00:12:38I am so ready to take on the Snatch Game.
00:12:44Ooh!
00:12:46This is such an iconic challenge,
00:12:47and to say I've made it this far feels correct.
00:12:50This is the challenge I've been waiting for.
00:12:54Yeah.
00:12:55If I don't win this badge,
00:12:56make sure you leave the building by 6pm
00:12:58because I'm moving it down.
00:13:00So Snatch Game is the perfect challenge for me.
00:13:04It's a comedy challenge, I get to play a character.
00:13:07It's what I do for a living.
00:13:08Are we nervous, girls, about Snatch Game today?
00:13:10It's like a big one in the competition.
00:13:12Yeah.
00:13:13I mean, I feel like that's a reason to be nervous.
00:13:15I feel like I honestly have no idea what to expect,
00:13:17which to me is really refreshing,
00:13:19that I can just play and really volley in the moment.
00:13:21But then also, again, with this change up of the structure of it,
00:13:25it does make me a little bit more nervous
00:13:27because I feel kind of less prepared.
00:13:30My worry here is that this is now a dating show.
00:13:34Who knows how this is going to go, girl?
00:13:37I do not do impressions. I'm not funny.
00:13:39I was going to say, you don't do a lot of that, do you?
00:13:41No, it's just not mine.
00:13:43It's never been part of my drag journey.
00:13:45It worries me because I think this is my weakness.
00:13:48Snatch Game is just kind of like my idea of the worst time.
00:13:53If I get in my head because I'm trying to over-prepare things,
00:13:56that's where I fumble.
00:13:57That's fair.
00:13:58I know what my weakness is.
00:13:59Yeah.
00:14:00But it doesn't stop it from happening.
00:14:02Damn, I'm really going to have to dig myself out of this hole.
00:14:10Hello, lovers!
00:14:15You better walk those stairs.
00:14:17All right, Tayras and Paige, come on over.
00:14:20Hello.
00:14:22You've got your gorgeous repeater badge on.
00:14:24Thank heavens, Bob.
00:14:26Beautifully, yes.
00:14:27I've only got one.
00:14:28I see a curly afro there.
00:14:31So I've got Matt Lucas as Precious from Come Fly With Me.
00:14:34She's this, like, little old Jamaican woman who runs a coffee shop
00:14:37and just doesn't really care about anything.
00:14:40But I think that it's a really good playground for me
00:14:43to just have a good old time.
00:14:44As long as you've done the background work with your character,
00:14:47where you know your point of view of what they are,
00:14:51that's what makes it funny.
00:14:53Absolutely.
00:14:54You know?
00:14:55And you've got a big red wig there.
00:14:57This would be our darling Charlotte Tilbury.
00:15:01Oh, wow.
00:15:02I think the UK is obsessed with Charlotte Tilbury at the moment.
00:15:05Who are your other choices?
00:15:06Well, my second choice is a bit of a left field one.
00:15:10I love the left field.
00:15:12I do too, darling.
00:15:14It's Alexa.
00:15:15Oh, that's a funny idea.
00:15:17It does give them the opportunity to just say whatever
00:15:20and it has a little bit of a twist in it
00:15:23that I think I want to save for you if I do it.
00:15:25Oh!
00:15:26And I just want to volley with you and have a good time.
00:15:27I want to volley with you and have a good time, too.
00:15:29Quick, get the balls.
00:15:32All right, well, I can't wait to see it.
00:15:34Thank you so much.
00:15:35See you in a minute.
00:15:38All right, Bonnie and Bones.
00:15:39Bonnie and Bones.
00:15:40Sounds like a comedy troupe.
00:15:42So it's Snatch Game time.
00:15:44It is.
00:15:45Now, does that put fear in your heart?
00:15:47You can already tell, Rue.
00:15:48You can smell it.
00:15:50Now, you've got a long black wig.
00:15:53Well, one of my options is the late, great Alan Rickman.
00:15:56Oh, great.
00:15:57Yeah.
00:15:58Known famously for his part of Snape.
00:16:00And he's going on a dating show and he's trying to find his man.
00:16:03I love that.
00:16:04And a bit more of a sissy Snape.
00:16:06What are your other options?
00:16:07My other option is Liam Gallagher.
00:16:09Now, correct me if I'm wrong.
00:16:10What I know of him is kind of bitter.
00:16:13Cynical, I'd say, yeah.
00:16:14Cynical.
00:16:15Okay.
00:16:16All right.
00:16:17Which obviously, you know, we want to have fun with that and it not become like Debbie Downer on the panel.
00:16:23But I feel like a bit of straight energy in Snatch Me Out could be something quite fun to play with.
00:16:29Liam Gallagher is kind of interesting to me.
00:16:32That'd be interesting to watch.
00:16:33Now, you have a big black wig there.
00:16:36Big black wig.
00:16:37I have no idea who that is.
00:16:38I wanted to do a bit of Cher.
00:16:40Okay.
00:16:41I wanted to do a twist on it.
00:16:42But I realized when I was doing my Cher impersonation, that when I say her voice, it kind of sounds like I'm saying, chair.
00:16:47Uh-huh.
00:16:48So I wanted to do her as a literal chair.
00:16:50So I'm doing a piece of furniture on the Snatch Game.
00:16:53I love that.
00:16:54Yeah.
00:16:55Yeah.
00:16:56Does this chair also sing?
00:16:57London Bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down.
00:17:02London Bridge is falling down all day long.
00:17:06I love that.
00:17:09Roo is eating it up.
00:17:11I think this could go really well for me.
00:17:13Katrin, Celexa, and Elle.
00:17:16Hiya.
00:17:17Hello.
00:17:18So you have two Roo Peter badges.
00:17:21You have one.
00:17:22Do you have one?
00:17:23I don't.
00:17:24Is this going to be the time you get one?
00:17:26This is the week, I think.
00:17:27Okay.
00:17:28Well, in that wig right there, I mean, come on.
00:17:31How could you lose?
00:17:34Is that a leather-like fabric?
00:17:37Yes, it is.
00:17:38Yes, it is.
00:17:40Pleasure.
00:17:41I don't know who that is.
00:17:43Bonnie Tyler.
00:17:44Oh, my gosh.
00:17:45I love Bonnie Tyler.
00:17:46Same.
00:17:47Oh, she's so good.
00:17:49What made you decide to do her?
00:17:50Just because you're from the same place?
00:17:52So I've seen this one advert where she was advertising Jaffa Cakes.
00:17:57What cakes?
00:17:58Jaffa Cakes.
00:17:59No.
00:18:00It's basically like a little sponge covered in chocolate.
00:18:03And she was referring to, like, the Jaffa Cakes as, like,
00:18:06a total eclipse.
00:18:11So I just watched that video and I've just rolled with her sense.
00:18:15I'm so pleased that Rue is liking the idea of Bonnie Tyler.
00:18:19This is going to be my week.
00:18:21Ha-ha!
00:18:23So I see you've got a blazer there.
00:18:26Who is this?
00:18:27This is Chris Lilley, Jemay.
00:18:29Oh, Jemay.
00:18:30Jemay, yes.
00:18:31This is actually my second option.
00:18:34So my first option is Zoe Wanamaker.
00:18:37She played Lady Cassandra in Doctor Who.
00:18:40She's like a 4,000-year-old woman.
00:18:42She's had that much plastic surgery.
00:18:43Her face is spread out on this huge metal sheet.
00:18:46How will you make this character funny?
00:18:49And I'm bringing Alexa as Lady Cassandra.
00:18:51Yeah.
00:18:52So I can put my own little naughty twist on it.
00:18:54She's wanting to find love, but it's not just love she wants.
00:18:57Oh, okay.
00:18:58Yeah, she's a bit fruity.
00:18:59Great.
00:19:00And what about you?
00:19:01So I think I'm going to do Jojo Siwa.
00:19:03Oh, yes.
00:19:04But I'm going to do the new and improved Bad Girl Jojo.
00:19:07Oh, yes.
00:19:08Bad Girl Jojo.
00:19:09Yeah.
00:19:10Wow.
00:19:11I've decided to do Jojo Siwa because I think she's really topical at the moment.
00:19:15And there's just a Rolodex of jokes from Jojo.
00:19:18Have you done that before?
00:19:20Nope.
00:19:21Uh-huh.
00:19:22But I'm confident with her.
00:19:23I think I can have so much fun with a character.
00:19:26I'm excited.
00:19:27As long as you have your characters down, I think you're going to be good.
00:19:30Yeah.
00:19:31Great.
00:19:32All right.
00:19:33Well, I will see you all later.
00:19:34Thank you very much.
00:19:35See you soon.
00:19:36All right.
00:19:37Listen up, lovers.
00:19:38Later today, you'll be wooing our celebrity bachelor.
00:19:43Radio DJ Jordan North will be here.
00:19:46Oh!
00:19:47All right.
00:19:48Okay.
00:19:49Let's see.
00:19:50Jeez.
00:19:51Good luck and don't fuck it up.
00:20:02Welcome to Snatch Me Out.
00:20:04We've got seven celebrities gagging for shagging.
00:20:08So let's meet them.
00:20:09She's holding out for a hero.
00:20:11It's Bonnie Tyler.
00:20:12Whoa-ho-ho.
00:20:14Oh, should I turn around?
00:20:17Yes, Bonnie.
00:20:18Please.
00:20:19Oh, I usually get told to do it.
00:20:20Sorry.
00:20:21Hello, RuPaul.
00:20:22That's right.
00:20:23Turn around, bright eyes.
00:20:26Well, we're so happy you're here, Bonnie.
00:20:27Oh, thank you.
00:20:28Yeah.
00:20:29Up next, she takes requests.
00:20:32It's Alexa.
00:20:33Dun-dun.
00:20:3424 degrees with a chance of rain.
00:20:37Oh, really?
00:20:38Okay.
00:20:39So, um, Alexa, how far is it from here to central London?
00:20:42Searching.
00:20:44I don't fucking know.
00:20:45You look it off.
00:20:47Jeez, Louise.
00:20:48This is the experience I always have with Alexa, actually.
00:20:51Dun-dun.
00:20:53Now it's comedy superstar Matt Lucas, also known as Precious Little.
00:21:00Hello, darling.
00:21:01I've taken a little break from the Bake Off to revisit one of me old character.
00:21:05Praise the Lord for diverse roles for white actors.
00:21:09Up next, take a seat, y'all.
00:21:14It is Chair.
00:21:16Hey, Ru.
00:21:17It's been so long.
00:21:18You might not recognize me since I've been reupholstered so many times.
00:21:23You know what they're starting to call it?
00:21:25What?
00:21:26A chairlift.
00:21:30Now, Chair, do you get along with the other furniture in the living room?
00:21:33I do.
00:21:34I used to be in a relationship with one of them, actually.
00:21:36We were called Table and Chair.
00:21:38So it didn't work out, so I'm a solo act now.
00:21:43Oh, and what a solo act you are.
00:21:46I sit on you all the time.
00:21:48Sit on someone else's face.
00:21:50I'm busy.
00:21:53Up next, he's mad for it.
00:21:56It's Liam Gallagher.
00:21:58All right, Ru.
00:21:59Can you get me tickets to your sold-out show?
00:22:02Well, we can work some out backstage, I'm sure.
00:22:04I'm always up for working out something with a good friend.
00:22:07Yeah.
00:22:08Yes, yes.
00:22:09Manchester.
00:22:10Mad for it!
00:22:11Mad for it!
00:22:12Up next, from Doctor Who, it's Zoe Wanamaker, better known as Lady Cassandra.
00:22:22I'm so excited to be here on the Snatch Game.
00:22:25I haven't seen my girly little snatch in so, so long.
00:22:28So this is gonna be a hoot.
00:22:30Yes, it will.
00:22:31Well, happy you're here.
00:22:33Thank you, darling.
00:22:34Up next, nice to see ya, it's JoJo Siwa.
00:22:38Now, JoJo, is it true that you invented gay pop?
00:22:43Yeah, that's right, RuPaul.
00:22:44I didn't make gay pop.
00:22:46There was no such thing as a gay person before me, and I invented it.
00:22:50Yeah!
00:22:51I'm here to play on Stan B.O.
00:22:54Yeah!
00:22:55Yeah!
00:22:57We are happy to have you with us.
00:23:00Thanks, Mama.
00:23:04Okay, Juliette's, are you ready to meet your Romeo?
00:23:08Yes!
00:23:09We are here for you!
00:23:11I hope he's tight.
00:23:13Let the cheese see the cake.
00:23:16Snatchler, reveal yourself.
00:23:30Woo-hoo!
00:23:32Oh, my God, hi.
00:23:34Hello!
00:23:35Hello!
00:23:36It's radio DJ Jordan North.
00:23:39Hi, everybody!
00:23:40Hello!
00:23:41You all look fit AF.
00:23:45My name's Jordan.
00:23:46I'm from Burnley.
00:23:47I've got a face for radio, but a body for sin.
00:23:55Well, we're so happy you're here.
00:23:56Thanks so much.
00:23:57Okay, well, watch this.
00:24:04Hi!
00:24:05It's me, Kitty Scott Claus, and I am one of Jordan's many exes.
00:24:10Jordan likes to mix it up in the bedroom.
00:24:12We've done it all.
00:24:13Putt play, edible underwear, gravy, you name it, I've done it.
00:24:19Despite his many flaws, our time together was magical.
00:24:24So, if any of you little bitches think you can snatch my man, good luck, because I'm coming for you.
00:24:31Life, life, life.
00:24:35You ready, Jordan?
00:24:36Let's play Snatch Me Out.
00:24:42Okay, Jordan, here's how the game works.
00:24:45You'll ask our celebrities questions, and they will try to give you a heart on.
00:24:50All right, Jordan, your first question.
00:24:52Bonnie!
00:24:53Yes!
00:24:54For me, breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
00:24:57Ooh!
00:24:58What's the first thing you eat in the morning?
00:25:00Well, I tell you, Jordan, do you like Jaffa Cakes?
00:25:05Because look what I've got.
00:25:07Look at this now, everybody.
00:25:08How long has Bonnie had that Jaffa Cake in her tits?
00:25:11I can't see it, but I can smell it.
00:25:13A full moon.
00:25:14A half moon, come here, Jordan.
00:25:20Whoa!
00:25:21A total eclipse!
00:25:23Oh, nom, nom, nom.
00:25:25Where's it gone?
00:25:28She's gone.
00:25:29Oh, boy.
00:25:32Precious!
00:25:33I like a nice island meal, gal.
00:25:35So, me and you, we have the rice, we have the peas, and we'll bring the jerk.
00:25:39If you're looking shy.
00:25:42Chest.
00:25:43Oh, the first thing I eat in the morning is ass, but not by choice.
00:25:50It is what it is.
00:25:51It's a living.
00:25:53But if you're into that, I mean we could work on something together.
00:25:56There's a lot of chemistry.
00:25:57Can you feel it?
00:25:58There's a real connection there.
00:26:00Liam.
00:26:01Well, to be honest, when I was booked for this, I thought I'd be on the other side at panel.
00:26:06So, I'm a bit stuck really, but I usually go for a bit of a snatch in the morning.
00:26:12I think if we're hanging out, I'm going to have to try and convert myself to a bit of kyok.
00:26:19Ah, bones.
00:26:20Um.
00:26:23I'll just go for a proper northern breakfast, I think.
00:26:26Just bacon butty, a cup of tea, one sugar, a bit of milk.
00:26:30Hmm.
00:26:32Lady Cassandra.
00:26:33Hello, sweetie.
00:26:34Oh, darling, I would devour you for lunch, breakfast, and dinner.
00:26:38You look alright.
00:26:39Snacks stood over there.
00:26:42I feel like this line-up is getting more and more disturbing.
00:26:49Girl, give it a rest.
00:26:51Next question, please.
00:26:53As a morning DJ, I get up really early.
00:26:58What special way would you wake me up so I start the day right?
00:27:03Jojo.
00:27:04Okay, so every morning my mum wakes me up super early too, so I would say,
00:27:09wake up you bitch, my mum's gonna eat breakfast, and then we'll go down and have some breakfast.
00:27:14Oh, okay.
00:27:15Yeah.
00:27:16You like breakfast?
00:27:17Love breakfast.
00:27:18I love breakfast.
00:27:19Who doesn't?
00:27:20Yeah.
00:27:22That's unhinged.
00:27:26Alexa.
00:27:27Dun dun.
00:27:28Would you like me to set you an alarm?
00:27:31To be honest with you, darling, I get up so bloody early every single day because they have me working.
00:27:3724 hours, so I'll probably just give you a poke.
00:27:40Okay.
00:27:41Is that alright?
00:27:42That's fine.
00:27:43That sounds good to me.
00:27:44Thanks.
00:27:46Chair, what about you?
00:27:47Hey, Jordan.
00:27:48I have to be honest.
00:27:49When my agent booked me for the show, I thought I was going on Dancing with the Stairs.
00:27:53So, I could wake you up with a spot of dancing.
00:27:56My favorite move is the wagon wheel.
00:27:58What tushy?
00:27:59Oh!
00:28:03Okay, Jordan.
00:28:04If you are not turned on, turn those lights off.
00:28:08Sorry, Matt.
00:28:09Well, you're doing me dirty, child.
00:28:11Sorry.
00:28:12Liam, not for me, bro.
00:28:13No homo.
00:28:14Big fan of your work, but sorry.
00:28:16I'm sure you are.
00:28:17Sorry, Alex.
00:28:18Sorry.
00:28:19Come near me, you were gonna have a problem.
00:28:21Bit unhinged, JoJo.
00:28:23Oh, damn, I'm a lesbian anyway.
00:28:25Okay.
00:28:26Sorry.
00:28:27I want to get close to you, but not right now.
00:28:28Uh, yeah.
00:28:29Oh, darling.
00:28:30That was so tough.
00:28:33Well, that means chair wins round one.
00:28:37Okay, on to the next round.
00:28:40When I was on I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here, I had to eat a sheep's penis.
00:28:44If you could be any animal, what would you be and why?
00:28:48Precious.
00:28:49Well, child, I think me be a polar bear.
00:28:53And if you're gonna ask me why.
00:28:55Why?
00:28:56Because I've got big meaty paws and I can crawl up in the north.
00:29:01Oh, yeah.
00:29:02Hey, uh, man of course.
00:29:03Even when you're putting them in the north.
00:29:04I'm surprised, head is where's it.
00:29:05Man on the west.
00:29:07They haven't already been admitted yet, but they don't part about me.
00:29:08Was that cute?
00:29:09That's weird.
00:29:10I want to use my pink gun to the north like a sexy thing now.
00:29:11I would cut 45 minutes away.
00:29:12I barely got aaman left one and a half like it.
00:29:13Even this is weird.
00:29:14emosyn.
00:29:15Well, cuz I'm really fun
00:29:17Ask me the same question again in five minutes. I'll probably give you a different answer. I'll change like a fucking wind
00:29:22Can't fucking catch me mad for it
00:29:27Lady Cassandra I would be that exact sheep that you ate back in I'm a Celebrity
00:29:34Being able to get up close and personal with you is all I desire
00:29:37Yeah, hey sense can be a real turn-on for me. Oh, how would you describe the scent of the snatch lorette to your left?
00:29:52Leather cleaner and regrets
00:29:55Wait, that's me
00:29:58Would you like to take a snip?
00:30:01You can polish me any day. I can recline as well. Oh
00:30:05Oh
00:30:06Watch yeah, yeah, she's a recliner. Is it hot in here? Is it just chair?
00:30:14Jojo yes, there's nobody to your left
00:30:18How would you describe my son? I?
00:30:22Can smell you across the room Jordan you smell like shit?
00:30:30You smell really badly
00:30:36Bonnie
00:30:38Some type of meat maybe a meatloaf
00:30:41Oh Jordan that reminds me meatloaf wanted to steal my song off me total eclipse of the heart
00:30:47And I went no, sorry, and he went well, what if I give you a little bit of meatloaf and I went no, sorry, I'm vegan
00:30:53Alexa
00:30:55Well firstly I'd like to say I'm really sorry that I smell like meatloaf but it's practically because I haven't had one second off and it does kind of get a stench in this office
00:31:08It's one of those things
00:31:10This isn't exactly how I wanted to do this character
00:31:15But you it's just beans beans beans beans beans coffee beans baked beans all the different beans
00:31:23I don't actually know how to get myself out of this
00:31:25Okay, if you're not turned on turn those lights off
00:31:32I'm sorry. Oh, it's a heartache and meat meatloaf isn't good to be honest. Sorry. Think about the reclining
00:31:38Oh, yeah, just
00:31:42David coffee shop. Okay. Oh
00:31:46Lights out for Liam. So it looks like Jordan has chosen
00:31:51Lady Cassandra
00:31:54There is a lot of skin over there lady a lot a lot of skin. Yeah
00:31:58Star is there any foreskin round the back tucked away hidden for my pleasure
00:32:03Oh, all right, Jordan go to your next question. What pet name would you give me and why Jojo?
00:32:12I think I would call you fluffy because your hair reminds me of my little cat and I love pussy
00:32:22Alexa can't be honest
00:32:25Could you take the name of Alexa for me?
00:32:28Can you take me shift in up in here all day darling and I need so I need to get out. Okay. All right
00:32:33I like that
00:32:36Body I'd call you proud Mary. Oh, I'm a big fan of Tina Turner. That song how it starts off real slow
00:32:50She's still haven't bring me back. I was I was Tina. I think she's ghosting me
00:32:57Dead Alexa
00:32:59Toon-toon ring Tina
00:33:03I'm sorry. I can't connect your cool right now
00:33:12Lady Cassandra hi, sweetheart. Hello darling for our first date. I want to take you on a naked skydive
00:33:20Where would you take me on our second date? Oh wow well for sure you'd be using me as the parachute on that first date and I
00:33:29love to be used most of my second dates end up at the morgue as I love to use my men for their bodies
00:33:37You know that sounds so sexy mark. Yeah, what can I say my please?
00:33:48Jojo. Oh, yeah, where would you take me?
00:33:51Where would you take me on our second date?
00:34:00For my second date I was thinking we could go somewhere really sophisticated we could go to Disney World
00:34:07Yeah, we could drink alcohol and smoke cigarettes because I'm a bad girl. Yeah
00:34:10Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Liam
00:34:17So it's Jordan. I think we probably just go down to pub
00:34:20I'll get us a few pints in few notes get the birds round go down Dean's gate
00:34:25Probably end up with a kebab at 4 a.m. In bed
00:34:28All right precious well Jordan I'm a little bit of trouble now because we got water we got sugar we got team we got coffee
00:34:39But we know that answer we got no choice but to go home early and have a good night's rest close
00:34:49Chair where would you take me on our second date?
00:34:52Well, there's not much else to do once you've seen all my stuffing Jordan and you know what they say a
00:34:58Chair is still a chair, but a house is not a home. So I take you to my house and we'd have a great time Jordan hop on
00:35:10Now you've heard all the answers no funny. No, honey. That's not for me
00:35:21You've seen them all sorry sorry
00:35:28I
00:35:30Pubs guards
00:35:32No, Jordan
00:35:34Do love an early night. Ah, there you go. Come on over Jordan and early night
00:35:39Well that sound means we are all out of questions. So Jordan it is time
00:35:46Which one of our celebrities snatch the rats? Do you choose?
00:35:50I
00:35:52I'm gonna choose them all
00:35:54Oh
00:35:56Well, what do you know love wins?
00:36:00Yes, oh my gosh
00:36:02Isn't that beautiful? Well until next time remember?
00:36:06Seven snatches are better than one now. Let the music play good night everybody
00:36:12Oh
00:36:14It's elimination day and I feel over the moon. I'll see you at the morgue
00:36:32Body smashed it whoa
00:36:37Oh, there's so much to do so little time
00:36:39Oh
00:36:41My sister
00:36:47How are you feeling about the challenge?
00:36:49I mean you just never know do you?
00:36:51You don't
00:36:52Like the change of the structure of snatch game yesterday like threw a bit of this banner in the works and like it was a bit like oh
00:36:58I'm looking at bones and I can see that she is not feeling good today
00:37:03How are you feeling?
00:37:04How are you feeling?
00:37:05I knew the snatch game would be my thing that trips me up
00:37:10You will be being really hard on yourself right now
00:37:14I can't even remember what I said I completely went back into my shell and I felt so like helpless
00:37:22What is that like where's that come from?
00:37:24I don't know where it came from
00:37:26I don't know where it came from
00:37:27I'd always been so shy
00:37:29And
00:37:31Yeah
00:37:32It would even be like going to family friends I wouldn't
00:37:36I would hide behind my parents
00:37:37Oh babe
00:37:38Because it was like my kind of safety thing
00:37:43I think
00:37:45That feeling that I felt yesterday was something that I've not felt for such a long time
00:37:48And I feel like
00:37:50It's just
00:37:51Reminds me of someone that I
00:37:54Kind of try and forget about
00:37:56I've grown
00:37:58So much from being that person from
00:38:00Moving to London
00:38:01And
00:38:02Just kind of
00:38:04Crafting a life for myself where I could feel comfortable
00:38:07Bones has always been created to be
00:38:10My like perfect thing that no one can touch
00:38:14Because
00:38:16When Bones is perfect it means that Paul can like
00:38:19Fumble
00:38:20It's the crossover that I never wanted to happen
00:38:21Yeah
00:38:22And it's something that Bones would never be
00:38:24That
00:38:25Person
00:38:26She'd be there for people that were like that person
00:38:29But
00:38:31And it just
00:38:33It feels like the walls crashed between the two
00:38:35And I know it's something that I can't control
00:38:36And it's something that I do need to deal with
00:38:38I know you
00:38:40And I know
00:38:42That you will use this
00:38:44To
00:38:46Rebirth in a different way
00:38:47If it does cross over into this person that you've segregated so much
00:38:52It can actually probably make you even stronger
00:38:56A lot of us present as these divas who are strong
00:39:01So we can get by every day
00:39:03And that's what Bones has created for herself
00:39:05Thank you
00:39:06I love you
00:39:07This is a side of Bones that I'm actually
00:39:09Though she's hurting
00:39:11I'm refreshed to see
00:39:12That's the person that I'm friends with
00:39:15Love you, love you
00:39:17You're safe, let's go
00:39:18You're safe, let's go
00:39:28So girls, how are you feeling about Smash game? How did it go yesterday for yours?
00:39:33I'm feeling very happy with how I did
00:39:35We should just be super, super proud of ourselves
00:39:37Yeah
00:39:38I'm really happy that if there's going to be a top three this week
00:39:39That it is the three of us
00:39:40Oh yeah, oh yeah
00:39:41You know, it's representing
00:39:43Celtic sisters
00:39:45Oh my god
00:39:47Girl, I'm not buying this white Destiny's Child, do you know what I mean?
00:39:51I'm looking at three Michelles
00:39:53Well, at the end of the day, it's Mama's decision
00:39:57Yeah, that's white girls, let's leave it out the wrong way and see what the judges have to say
00:40:01Yeah!
00:40:03I find that jarring
00:40:04It's scary bibs
00:40:06It's scary bibs
00:40:07If you have a girl put the bass in your wall head to toe let your whole body talk
00:40:15Nice!
00:40:17Wow!
00:40:18Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race UConn
00:40:21Nice.
00:40:34Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race UK, Michelle Visage.
00:40:40Now, when you were single, what were you looking for in a man?
00:40:43I love a good cologne.
00:40:45He had to have a good sense of humor.
00:40:47Okay.
00:40:47And I love a guy who could dance.
00:40:50Did he have to be straight?
00:40:52I'll take him anywhere I can get him.
00:40:53And the super-spexy Alan Carr.
00:40:57Alan, what qualities do you look for in a man?
00:40:59I'm okay with bad breath, bad sense of humor, and a bad dancer.
00:41:05But call me old-fashioned.
00:41:06He has to be straight.
00:41:09Let's swap.
00:41:12And our extra-special guest judge, Susan Wacoma.
00:41:17Welcome, my love.
00:41:18Oh, pleasure to be here.
00:41:20Now, what kind of man are you looking for?
00:41:22I tend to go for the take-charge-macho type, like Michelle Visage.
00:41:28This week, we challenged our queens to snatch our attention with their funniest celebrity impersonations.
00:41:36And tonight, on the runway, category is Holiday Ho-Ho-Ho's Christmas Couture.
00:41:43Racers, start your engines.
00:41:45And may the best drag queen win.
00:41:54Category is Holiday Ho-Ho-Ho's.
00:41:57Up first, Elle Vosk.
00:42:00Oh, I didn't know she was a rapper.
00:42:02I love how camp and tacky Christmas is, so I am giving a sexy, gorgeous lady who is just tangled up in all the presents and bows of Christmas, whilst looking gorgeous.
00:42:14No time like the presents.
00:42:16Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:42:18Dirty sucker.
00:42:19Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:42:20Yeah, suck on it!
00:42:22Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:42:24This look is inspired by a Victor and Rolf runway.
00:42:27I really wanted to create a huge silhouette, and I've got the biggest candy cane you've ever seen.
00:42:32She loves to cane it.
00:42:35She deserves a caning.
00:42:38Up next, selects addiction.
00:42:42The nipples are the windows of the face.
00:42:44Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:42:46Today's runway theme is Holiday Ho-Ho-Ho's.
00:42:51Real housewives of the North Pole.
00:42:53Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:42:55Oh, no, she's on the naughty list.
00:42:57She's got coal.
00:42:59Every coal's a gold, yeah.
00:43:02I'm giving you breakfast at Tiffany's glamour and luxury.
00:43:05I feel expensive.
00:43:06Santa Claus is coming all over my tits.
00:43:09Oh!
00:43:10Up next, Bonnie and Clyde.
00:43:13She looks frapped from head to mistletoe.
00:43:16Wow, so pretty.
00:43:17I am serving the gift that keeps on giving.
00:43:20The fabric is flowing.
00:43:21I'm twirling around.
00:43:22I just feel gorgeous.
00:43:23Baby, it's gold outside.
00:43:27Gold, frankincense and ochre.
00:43:30I am the perfect little present under your Christmas tree.
00:43:34Pretty Christmas, Mr. Charles.
00:43:36Mwah.
00:43:37She's come straight from forked cocks.
00:43:40Solid gold.
00:43:42Up next, Tayris, Mungardi.
00:43:46Oh, for goodness, Flake.
00:43:48Hey, sis.
00:43:49It's Tayris.
00:43:50I'm giving Vegas Showgirl with a wintry, frosty touch.
00:43:54This baby blue is hitting me just right, girly.
00:43:57This is drag.
00:43:58Flake it till you make it.
00:44:00She really ought to try head and shoulders for those flakes.
00:44:04I feel incredible.
00:44:06I look fierce and I know that's the tea.
00:44:08Ain't nobody got time for that.
00:44:10Up next, page three.
00:44:14Ooh, now that's a nutcracker.
00:44:16Yeah, the slutcracker.
00:44:18She's got the latex on, honey.
00:44:21I'm serving Madonna on a world tour with a mustache.
00:44:24And I feel tight.
00:44:27Who knew Santa's workshop had a sex dungeon?
00:44:30No way.
00:44:32So I've dropped the naughty list.
00:44:33And on my naughty list is all the men that I aspire to own.
00:44:38Michelle Visage is also on there because she is a big birdie man.
00:44:43Ooh, she's toying with us.
00:44:45Close your legs, boys.
00:44:46Actually, don't close them.
00:44:47I'm coming.
00:44:48I'd like to clear up that officer's mess.
00:44:51Up next, phones.
00:44:54Take a look at those wizard sleeves.
00:44:57I'm giving you Mrs. Claus stuck at home while Santa is out unloading his sack.
00:45:03She's nicking the snowballs and the after eights and waiting for her man to get home.
00:45:07Mrs. Claus took half of everything in the divorce.
00:45:10It's high fashion, glamour.
00:45:14My good sister, Dee Dee Licious, made this coat for me.
00:45:17And I am not feeling Dee Dee Lusional about how gorgeous I look.
00:45:20She's got a resting Grinch face.
00:45:22Mmm.
00:45:23Put it in the ass into Sunday class.
00:45:25Uh-huh.
00:45:26Up next, Katrin Thielen's in the Slut Cracker Part Two.
00:45:31This look is inspired by the Barbie nutcracker that me and my sister used to watch when we were younger.
00:45:38I just love how sparkly I am.
00:45:39I think she's on the marching powder.
00:45:41Oh, yeah.
00:45:42Oh, I bet Alan wants me to crack his nuts walking down and out on me.
00:45:47Oh, stop.
00:45:48I'm blushing.
00:45:49The Salvation Army has come a long way.
00:45:51We sure have.
00:45:52The judges think I'm probably serving a character, but the truth is this is just how we walk.
00:45:57This is very stiff.
00:46:01Welcome, queens.
00:46:02It's time for the judges' critiques.
00:46:05First up, Elle Vosk.
00:46:07Elle, you were JoJo Siwa.
00:46:09Your look was spot on.
00:46:10You actually sounded like JoJo as well.
00:46:12Yeah!
00:46:14It was the right side of irritating.
00:46:16You know, when someone plays someone irritating, it can be actually irritating.
00:46:19But you know, you know.
00:46:21It was irritating and fun.
00:46:23You're so cute.
00:46:25Oh, my God.
00:46:26And this is really, really, really gorgeous.
00:46:28Just a great week.
00:46:30Yeah, girl, you know how to put a look together.
00:46:33I had so much fun with you as JoJo Siwa.
00:46:36Was it hard keeping those teeth in your mouth?
00:46:38I actually had to stop myself from gagging.
00:46:40Welcome to my world.
00:46:43Up next, selects addiction.
00:46:50So you were Lady Cassandra.
00:46:52I was.
00:46:53Was it the funniest?
00:46:54No.
00:46:55Did it look really cool?
00:46:56Absolutely.
00:46:57Even though there weren't, like, masses of jokes there, you really stuck to the character.
00:47:02You were committed.
00:47:03You did a really good job.
00:47:04Tonight on the runway, this is gorgeous.
00:47:05I expect nothing less from you, Silexa.
00:47:08Again, cover up the nipples.
00:47:10Your left nipple is sticking up.
00:47:12Oh, God!
00:47:13Yes!
00:47:14You said you gave me a compliment and they just popped.
00:47:15Mind you, I've had Christmases like that, tottering around, clothes hanging off me,
00:47:20tit hanging out.
00:47:21So, for me, it was the perfect Christmas.
00:47:23Well done.
00:47:24Well, what a slaggy time.
00:47:26Did you have any fun doing the Snatch Game?
00:47:30You couldn't see me.
00:47:31I laughed from start to finish.
00:47:33I was just...
00:47:34It's funny, because your face didn't move at all.
00:47:36No!
00:47:37It felt like she didn't have anything other than, I'm 4,000 years old.
00:47:41Was she 4,000?
00:47:42She is.
00:47:43Yeah.
00:47:44And that she'd had lots of work done.
00:47:45You have to create a backstory for them.
00:47:47They need something that they have to do in that scene.
00:47:51Yeah.
00:47:52I take that on board completely, and thank you.
00:47:54Up next, Bonnie and Clyde.
00:47:58Yeah, I was a bit like, oh, Cher and Snatch Game.
00:48:01I was like, uh.
00:48:02But Cher, who's half a Cher, now you're talking.
00:48:06The first thing I eat in the morning is ass.
00:48:09You were ready to battle.
00:48:12It was brilliant.
00:48:13That's how it's done.
00:48:15My goodness, you look stunning.
00:48:18I love everything about the shape of it.
00:48:21I love the material.
00:48:22I love a foily dress.
00:48:23Yum, yum, yum.
00:48:24Bonnie, Bonnie, Bonnie.
00:48:26This outfit is gorgeous.
00:48:28It shows all your best parts.
00:48:29It's just wonderful.
00:48:31I can't say enough about Snatch Game.
00:48:34That's a master class.
00:48:35It really is.
00:48:37When my agent booked me for the show,
00:48:38I thought I was going on Dancing with the Stairs.
00:48:40It was so funny.
00:48:44There was a lot of material that I wanted to get out,
00:48:45and I think I got out maybe about 90%.
00:48:47What 10% did you not get out?
00:48:49I didn't say that she was inducted into the Rocking Chair Hall of Fame.
00:48:56Oh, there you go.
00:48:58That was so much fun.
00:49:01Thank you for all your comments.
00:49:02Up next, Tayris.
00:49:04Hello.
00:49:05I had a bit of a jump scare when I saw Precious.
00:49:07I was like, she's back.
00:49:09Praise the Lord for diverse roles for white actors.
00:49:12I didn't find that character that funny.
00:49:15I sort of willed for there to be another point of view.
00:49:18That reclamation of it was really, really powerful,
00:49:20and hopefully it can just start a conversation
00:49:22about which characters we can reclaim.
00:49:25The trouble with Precious, she is just a catchphrase character,
00:49:29so once you've said the catchphrases, you are stuck.
00:49:32Now, I do want to say tonight,
00:49:35this is the most beautiful you have looked yet in this competition.
00:49:39Your makeup is right.
00:49:41You have landed on it.
00:49:44Ding, ding, ding.
00:49:46Oh, my gosh.
00:49:47You look so beautiful.
00:49:48But I feel like I look incredible.
00:49:50So, honestly, thank you for all your critiques.
00:49:53All right.
00:49:54Posh three.
00:49:55So, in Snatch Game, you chose to be Alexa.
00:49:58Dun, dun.
00:50:00Would you like me to set you an alarm?
00:50:02You had things that you planned and you were able to do,
00:50:05and you committed to it.
00:50:06Mm.
00:50:07However, it wasn't really funny.
00:50:09There's all these things about Alexa that you could have incorporated.
00:50:12It wasn't enough, but I did love the commitment to the character.
00:50:14You did.
00:50:15You stuck with it.
00:50:16This.
00:50:17Oh, my God.
00:50:18It shouldn't make me feel Christmassy, but it does.
00:50:21It does.
00:50:22Christmas didn't come early.
00:50:23I did.
00:50:24Ah!
00:50:25I'm arriving.
00:50:26I'm arriving.
00:50:27I'm arriving.
00:50:28You do look gorgeous.
00:50:32Listen, the judges said it all.
00:50:34What would you have done differently?
00:50:35I stopped having fun throughout it because I was then in my head,
00:50:39and I felt like I was clambering out of water.
00:50:42I was like, how can I get back on top of this?
00:50:44I actually forgot I was on Snatch Game for a moment.
00:50:46I was like, this is a great episode.
00:50:48Oh, shit, I'm in it.
00:50:49You know?
00:50:54But, yeah, it was fun.
00:50:56Up next, phones.
00:50:58Your face, your head's already nodding.
00:51:00What's going on?
00:51:02It was, um, a rough one for me yesterday.
00:51:07I just psyched myself out, I think.
00:51:10We've all done it, Bones.
00:51:11Yeah.
00:51:12We've all psyched ourself out.
00:51:14The idea was brilliant.
00:51:15You could have gone so far with it, but you just told us.
00:51:19When I was booked for this, I thought I'd be on the other side at panel,
00:51:22so I'm a bit stuck, really.
00:51:25You can't really explain to anyone when your confidence goes
00:51:29and you just deflate.
00:51:30I've been there on stages.
00:51:33It's the worst feeling in the world.
00:51:35Please don't write yourself off and say, I can't do that.
00:51:37You can do that.
00:51:38Yeah.
00:51:39Okay?
00:51:40This on the runway, however, this is what I love about you
00:51:43and the way that you do drag.
00:51:44Not only do you always look gorgeous, it's never the same thing.
00:51:48So thank you for this beautiful look.
00:51:51Okay, so they don't want to get into it, I do want to get into it.
00:51:55If you had been Brett Gallagher, the gay brother, then that frees you up.
00:52:00Because I knew from the moment when you said, I'm not supposed to be here, it was over.
00:52:04Um, I'm a really quite nervous talker.
00:52:1013, 14-year-old me wouldn't have even thought that I could do this.
00:52:14It was just already an insecurity that I opened up and it just consumed me.
00:52:20Well, I think what has happened is for you to have a conversation with that 13-year-old kid
00:52:25who still lives inside of you and say, listen, kiddo, it's going to be okay.
00:52:29Yeah.
00:52:30You know what? We're going to have fun.
00:52:31I know you have it in you to do it.
00:52:33I have every faith in you.
00:52:36All right, thank you.
00:52:37Up next, Katrin Feelings.
00:52:42I absolutely loved you as Bonnie.
00:52:45It was so, so, so fun.
00:52:47Whoa, a total eclipse!
00:52:49Gravelly voice, check.
00:52:51Love of name-dropping, check.
00:52:53You knew her hits, you knew a bit about her life, check.
00:52:56Tina, no!
00:53:01I'm going to be honest, this tonight is a bit more costume than drag for me,
00:53:05but that doesn't mean I don't like it and I love your brand of kook.
00:53:10Wow, thank you.
00:53:11Is anyone going to mention that you've got the same face as the Saw puppet?
00:53:15Do you like games, Katrin?
00:53:16If she comes back out on a tricycle, I'm out of here.
00:53:27It was just so funny and so wonderful.
00:53:32How much of your Bonnie Tyler was you?
00:53:35I'm not quite sure, to be honest.
00:53:37Bonnie just steps in and I just go for a coffee, to be honest.
00:53:40Perfect.
00:53:41And a Jaffa Kirk.
00:53:42Well, thank you, queens.
00:53:47I think we've heard enough.
00:53:49While you and Tuck in the workroom, the judges and I will deliberate.
00:53:53You may leave the stage.
00:53:59Duck.
00:54:00We are in Untucked and I feel stunning.
00:54:04I think I'll stick to this.
00:54:06Oh, I'm a star.
00:54:08Merry Christmas.
00:54:11Merry Christmas.
00:54:13Bonnie, they fucking ate you up.
00:54:17Mm-hmm.
00:54:18And I'm not surprised in the slightest you were sensational in the Snatch Game.
00:54:23Today's win is definitely between Elle, Bonnie and Katrin.
00:54:29I'm thinking Bonnie's going to take it because it was unique and really, really funny.
00:54:35To get like the masterclass comment off Ru, that is like the biggest thing.
00:54:41Kat, how are you feeling?
00:54:42Because obviously they were really, really complimentary of you as well.
00:54:44I definitely think of top three.
00:54:45Very chuffed with what I had.
00:54:47Being the new costume queen.
00:54:48How are you going to lip sync as a nutcracker?
00:54:52But no, I can understand.
00:54:54I just think this is bloody camp.
00:54:56I love this costume so much.
00:54:58I'm obsessed with it.
00:54:59There's obviously still a chance that you could get it.
00:55:01But how do you feel about what?
00:55:03That is my answer.
00:55:05I think my biggest competition is Miss Cheer over there.
00:55:09I think it's going to be neck and neck with me and her.
00:55:11Honestly, I just needed to get that badge.
00:55:14And you too, Miss Jojo. You were fierce.
00:55:16Rui loved my look.
00:55:17She was like, you really know how to throw a look together.
00:55:20And to me, hearing that from Ru Paul meant a lot.
00:55:23Selexa, I can't look at you.
00:55:26But how are you feeling?
00:55:27I just said to myself, I'm not going to put any pressure on myself.
00:55:29I'm just going to go up there.
00:55:31I know what I know about this character.
00:55:32And I'm going to have fun.
00:55:34And I did have fun.
00:55:36To hear that they didn't say, you were f***ing awful.
00:55:40It made me feel good.
00:55:41So, Taylor, how are you?
00:55:43I really don't know if I'm in the bottom.
00:55:45But I have no intention of going anywhere today.
00:55:48It's really hard to call.
00:55:50Was I as strong as the armchair on my left?
00:55:52Perhaps not.
00:55:53But I'm still sitting pretty anyway.
00:55:55How are you feeling, Pagey-Page?
00:55:57I actually feel fine.
00:55:59I really do.
00:56:01I am in the bottom, I think.
00:56:03And I'm okay with that.
00:56:06That's what it is.
00:56:08If it is what it is, Alexa, book me a taxi for Page.
00:56:12I think this look is absolutely spectacular.
00:56:16Thank you, Bob.
00:56:17I think this could easily save you from the bottom too.
00:56:19I think that this is...
00:56:21Actually, is this shady?
00:56:23I don't know.
00:56:26I think, out of the looks tonight,
00:56:28the bottom four look the best, if I'm honest.
00:56:34So, I think that it comes down to the performance in the Snatch Game.
00:56:39And I think that your performance in the Snatch Game
00:56:41was better critiqued than ours.
00:56:44And that's why I think we're in the bottom.
00:56:46Why would you say that about us in the top?
00:56:51What do you mean?
00:56:52Like, I don't know why you needed to bring up our looks.
00:56:55I'm not saying you look bad.
00:56:57There was zero need for you to say that.
00:56:59Why bring that up?
00:57:03Hang on.
00:57:04No, I'm saying you look absolutely...
00:57:05I told you earlier on.
00:57:06Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:57:07So, stop.
00:57:08That you look absolutely stunning.
00:57:11Pagey!
00:57:12Girl, rinsing these tops for their ugly outfits.
00:57:15This is so cam.
00:57:16I'm having such a key.
00:57:18I'm not coming for you.
00:57:20I'm saying that I think that these are the best four looks out of all of us.
00:57:25I'm allowed to say that.
00:57:26I would never come for you because I love you.
00:57:28And I think you look sensational.
00:57:29I just think, in my opinion, these are the best four looks of tonight.
00:57:33Oh, please, bitch.
00:57:38Bones, how are you feeling, Bo?
00:57:39I'm all right.
00:57:40I really don't want you to mistake my emotions for defeatism.
00:57:46I do think I'm lip-syncing.
00:57:47I don't want to go out of this competition being, you know, boo-hoo queen.
00:57:53That's what we want to hear.
00:57:54So, ladies, I have to know, do we know which Nutcracker wore it best yet?
00:58:01Ha!
00:58:02Fucking hell.
00:58:03Hold on.
00:58:04Yes!
00:58:05Thank you!
00:58:06Honestly, Viola, I think you put up an amazing five.
00:58:09What?
00:58:10What did you do?
00:58:11My sister's laughing.
00:58:12You're safe for now.
00:58:13Hold me back, girl.
00:58:14Hold me back.
00:58:15Hold me back.
00:58:16All right, girlies.
00:58:17Well, this has probably been the worst Christmas ever.
00:58:19And I think a few of us want to listen to this lip-sync song, so...
00:58:24Yes.
00:58:25Let's go, girlies.
00:58:26Come on.
00:58:27Now, just between us girlfriends, I want to hear from you.
00:58:30What do you think?
00:58:31Starting with Elle Vosk.
00:58:32Elle Vosk was wonderful.
00:58:35I thought that she had a point of view.
00:58:37Also, when things didn't completely land, she was there, she was present.
00:58:40I love Wagman, yeah!
00:58:42I could see her playing that in a mockumentary.
00:58:44It was so good.
00:58:45And then tonight on the runway, she looked beautiful.
00:58:48She is stepping on the gas, and what a smart choice to do JoJo Siwa.
00:58:52All right, selects addiction.
00:58:54I'm a Doctor Who fan, so I got the character straight away.
00:58:57The problem was, she didn't know where to go with it.
00:58:59But, you know, it was great to see such a beautiful queen be really silly and weird and strange,
00:59:05because when she did come out on the runway, I mean, I was completely blown away.
00:59:09Love the powder blue and the stripper shoes, but could do without the nipple.
00:59:13If I had a nickel...
00:59:16You mean a nipple?
00:59:17All right, Bonnie and Clyde.
00:59:21One word.
00:59:22Chair!
00:59:24It was brilliant!
00:59:26There was put-downs, there was puns.
00:59:29Sit on someone else's face, I'm busy.
00:59:31That was a really good example of when you do all your homework.
00:59:36You're absolutely right.
00:59:38I think she needs her own show as chair.
00:59:40And this gold outfit, come on.
00:59:42She looked like a billion dollars.
00:59:45All right, Tayris.
00:59:46I did feel uncomfortable.
00:59:48It was just a replica of this character that I don't think is that well-loved or that well-known anymore.
00:59:54We got tea, we got coffee, but me no longer answer.
00:59:57She didn't fail by any stretch. I just don't know why she chose that character.
01:00:02I think she chose this character because she can do a Jamaican accent, honestly.
01:00:05Right.
01:00:06I think it was as simple as that.
01:00:07On the runway, however, she's getting stronger and stronger each week, and it's so wonderful to see her come out of her shell.
01:00:13She looked gorgeous tonight.
01:00:15All right, page three.
01:00:17This was an opportunity where imagination was just up for grabs.
01:00:22She could have gone so much further with just being a Scouse Alexa.
01:00:26I don't fucking know, you look it up.
01:00:28I started to dread when we'd get around to her because I knew it was going to be painful.
01:00:32The runway look, what a save.
01:00:34I mean, on paper you go, oh, that's not going to work.
01:00:37But it did, and it strangely made me feel Christmassy and horny.
01:00:43Let's talk about Bones.
01:00:45Oh, my heart really went out to Bones.
01:00:47She got in her own head and gave us literally nothing.
01:00:52Um, even if you can't think of a single joke, do the voice.
01:00:58I ain't getting it.
01:00:59And never once did she say, what's the story, Morning Glory?
01:01:03Tonight on the runway, she absolutely looked stunning.
01:01:07You could tell the story.
01:01:09I don't know whether it was enough.
01:01:11All right, let's talk about Katrin Phelan.
01:01:13We got exactly what it said on the tin.
01:01:15That was Bonnie Tyler.
01:01:17Total eclipse of the heart.
01:01:18She took all the trademarks she could find.
01:01:20And she filled in the rest.
01:01:22I mean, this is not the crown.
01:01:23It's not the biography chat.
01:01:25Tonight on the runway was kind of a miss for me.
01:01:28It wasn't on par with the others, but I didn't mind it.
01:01:31Because again, she's able to sell everything.
01:01:33She is.
01:01:34All right, silence.
01:01:35I have made my decision.
01:01:38Bring back my girls.
01:01:41Welcome back, queens.
01:01:42I've made some decisions.
01:01:47Taris Mungardi, you're safe.
01:01:53Thank you so much.
01:01:54You may step to the back of the stage.
01:01:57I love you.
01:01:58I love that baby.
01:02:05Bonnie and Clyde, you were a gypsy.
01:02:09You were a tramp.
01:02:10You were an armchair.
01:02:15Condragulations.
01:02:16You are the winner of this week's challenge.
01:02:18Well done, Bob.
01:02:19Oh, buddy.
01:02:20Oh!
01:02:23Done, Bob.
01:02:24Thank you so much.
01:02:25This is an absolute dream come true.
01:02:27And the proud recipient of a coveted Rue Peter badge.
01:02:38Weared with pride and think of Ireland.
01:02:41I will.
01:02:43You may step to the back of the stage.
01:02:46Well done, baby.
01:02:47Well done, Bob.
01:02:48Well done, Bob.
01:02:50El Vosk.
01:02:52Katrin Feelins.
01:02:56You are both safe.
01:02:58Great job this week.
01:02:59Thank you so much.
01:03:00You may join the other girls.
01:03:10Selects Addiction.
01:03:13You are safe.
01:03:16Thank you so, so much.
01:03:19You may join the other girls.
01:03:22I love you.
01:03:23I love you both so.
01:03:24No, I love you.
01:03:25All done.
01:03:26Bones.
01:03:29Page three.
01:03:30I'm sorry, my dears, but you are up for elimination.
01:03:34This is not what I expected for myself, but these are the cards that we have been dealt.
01:03:39It's time to give these bitches a show.
01:03:43Let's do it.
01:03:45Two queens stand before me.
01:03:52I've consulted with the judges, but the final decision is mine to make.
01:03:57Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me.
01:04:02Save yourself from elimination.
01:04:07The time has come for you to lip sync for your life.
01:04:18Life.
01:04:21I never thought I'd be in this situation.
01:04:24Going up against a sister like Paige is not a nice feeling at all, but I'm ready to fight for it.
01:04:30Good luck.
01:04:31And don't.
01:04:33Fuck.
01:04:34It.
01:04:35Up.
01:04:37Let's go, guys!
01:04:39Yes, man!
01:04:40Hormones!
01:04:41Sometimes I feel I've got to run away.
01:04:51I've got to get away from the pain you drive into the heart of me.
01:04:58The love we share seems to go nowhere, and I've lost my light.
01:05:08For I toss and turn, I can't sleep at night.
01:05:13Once I ran to you, now I'll run from you.
01:05:19This tainted love you've given, I give you all a boy could give you.
01:05:25Take my tears and that's not nearly all tainted love.
01:05:33Tainted love.
01:05:35Now I know I've got to run away.
01:05:41I've got to get away.
01:05:45You don't really want any more from me.
01:05:49Once I ran to you, now I'll run from you.
01:05:55This tainted love you've given, I give you all a boy could give you.
01:06:02Take my tears and that's not nearly all tainted love.
01:06:08Tainted love.
01:06:11Don't touch me, please.
01:06:13Please, I cannot stand the way you see.
01:06:18I love you though, you hurt me so.
01:06:21Now I'm gonna pack my things and go.
01:06:25Tainted love.
01:06:29Tainted love.
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01:06:58Tainted love.
01:06:59Tainted love.
01:07:00You may join the other girls thank you so much and thank you for seeing the potential that I have inside me
01:07:07I know it's in there and I really did trip this week, but it won't happen again. Not for your mother. Thank you. Thank you
01:07:30Page three you belong on the cover girl
01:07:40Now
01:07:42Sashay
01:07:43away, I am so privileged
01:07:48To be here to be stood in front of you
01:07:51you are drag and
01:07:53I'm so thankful that you gave me the opportunity to be here to show the world a little bit
01:08:00More than a pair of tits
01:08:03Have a look how it looks though
01:08:13Well, I have one last thing to say
01:08:17So basically I went to the shop the other day and had to buy some celery
01:08:21It was really weird because it was out of date in any way, so then I said to her
01:08:30Oh
01:08:33I'm feeling really good right now
01:08:36Stunning
01:08:38Right, I'm happy with everything. I've become pushed here
01:08:42That let's think was an absolute pleasure to do it with my friend even though she sent me home the horrible horrible cow
01:08:49I came here to show people who I am and I've done that well
01:08:58That's the heck
01:09:02Conjagulations ladies now remember you can't love yourself. How in the hell you gonna love somebody else can I get an amen up in here?
01:09:11Alright now let the music play
01:09:26Next time on RuPaul's Drag Race UK
01:09:29You need to give our pop culture goddesses the huns a head-to-toe drag transformation
01:09:37I am that bitch
01:09:39I'm feeling stunning
01:09:41I'm like corset where have you been all my life?
01:09:45You look so beautiful
01:09:47There is something about the outfit that can kind of slightly confuses me. How did you do this?
01:10:07To the moon
01:10:09Come on and take me away
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