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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about influencer Haley Baley, who said that her ex-husband's giant dong was the reason for their divorce. Then, some of a guys on the show have trouble relating to having a big bulge.
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00:00What are you up to now, Chuck? Well, the new five-hour energy holiday
00:03flavors have got me in the spirit, so I'm decorating the studio!
00:08Oh, I see. So, Thanksgiving, cranberry lime, Christmas is the gingerbread snap,
00:12but what about Halloween? POPKIN SPICE!
00:22First, in sports. Is an NFL player getting divorced?
00:30Because his dick is just way too big? Of course.
00:33This is definitely something you wouldn't hear on ESPN.
00:37Coming up. You know what, you won't.
00:38Is his dick so big? Yeah, eventually, though. Like, they know.
00:41They're gonna have to. You're right.
00:42They're gonna have to eventually. You're just blazing the trail.
00:45You know, it's just, that's what it's gonna be. It's gonna be all about size, and...
00:50One day, we'll be watching. Did they bring up Travis Kelsey's dong at all,
00:53do you think, on ESPN? I bet they did.
00:55I don't recall it. I don't recall it.
00:57Maybe, I don't recall it. Did they?
00:58Yeah. Yeah, sports that are dead often.
01:00Yeah. It's only a matter of time.
01:03Dick news travels fast. Maybe they'll have this on there, then, today, too.
01:06Right. Breaking dick news.
01:08Well, you have a first, right here.
01:11Absolutely. We always do.
01:12Who is this man of mystery?
01:14Who is it?
01:14This is Matt Khalil.
01:20Influencer Haley Khalil, known as Haley Bailey on social media.
01:24She says her ex-husband, Matt Khalil's penis size,
01:29was by far the biggest factor in their divorce.
01:34She said we were trying to do the damn thing and put in work for the marriage.
01:38But she says, and this is a quote, dead ass for our whole marriage, dead ass.
01:49I tried to try it all. Therapists, doctors, not even lying, had to look up lipo type stuff to see if that could help.
01:58It's kind of funny, but also kind of sad. That was the biggest factor in our divorce.
02:08He's a lineman, right?
02:10Yeah, the giant.
02:11He's a giant, yeah.
02:12That's the dude there.
02:14She said, we tried, but it was impossible, and I'd always end up in tears.
02:21Well, I'm used to that.
02:22The tears, you can relate to that.
02:26Yeah.
02:28The 33-year-old model says that she has love for her homie.
02:32Oh, my.
02:33But she says the former Minnesota Vikings player's penis size is like 0.1% of the population.
02:41She described it as three Coke cans set on top of each other.
02:45Get out of here.
02:46Three Coke cans.
02:50What are you looking up over there?
02:52Are you trying to find his penis?
02:53They released one of the videos of the combine where they're basically in spandex and a shirt.
03:04Yeah.
03:04You can't see anything.
03:06You got his combine?
03:07You were looking up his penis?
03:09His 40-year-old?
03:09That's why he went so quiet?
03:11It was nothing.
03:14Maybe he's a grower.
03:16He might be.
03:17Ow.
03:18Join the club.
03:19From nothing to three Coke cans?
03:20That's pretty.
03:21That's intense.
03:22Yeah.
03:23I mean, it's not that odd.
03:25Yeah.
03:26Sometimes you're super small, and then the thing gets huge.
03:29And then it's a shocker.
03:30Right.
03:31Sometimes it doesn't.
03:33No, when you look him up, it's all his combine stuff.
03:36So, like, that's the exact photo, and it's like, I don't know.
03:43There are viral things that have happened from the combine where stuff is shockingly big going from one side to the other, and you're like, you're like, come on.
03:53I can't even watch this guy's 40-yard dash.
03:56You're too busy checking out his package?
03:58Yeah.
03:59Like, check.
04:01Draft him.
04:03You know, but I don't know.
04:04Maybe he had it tucked away.
04:07Where would you tuck three Coke cans?
04:09That's a great question.
04:11I would have no idea.
04:12You would have to take us out on this one.
04:14You should be exaggerating, right?
04:18She's just looking for attention.
04:19I think so.
04:20She's an influencer wannabe, right?
04:22Okay, here's his, him in his uniform.
04:29You see three Coke cans there?
04:30I mean, it's possible it's all shoved into, like, an athletic supporter there.
04:35I know my bulge wouldn't be that big.
04:39My bulge is depressing.
04:41Oh, my God, I can't even stop.
04:43I don't want to talk about a bulge.
04:44What words do you say in my bulge is depressing?
04:47You can't call mine a bulge.
04:48It's like a bump.
04:50A bump.
04:51Yeah.
04:52It's like, it's like a thimble.
04:56So sad.
04:57Yeah.
04:58I tried to get a gander at it.
05:01Your own bulge?
05:02Yeah.
05:02No, stop it.
05:03Oh, yeah, don't.
05:04How did you try to get a gander at your own bulge?
05:06I looked at it in the mirror and was like, man, that is, that is embarrassing.
05:11Yeah, like, every guy should give themselves, like, an underwear ad.
05:17Just do it so you can see how it looks.
05:19I bought Calvin Klein's.
05:21Oh, my God.
05:22They don't look the same as Marky Mark.
05:23No.
05:24No.
05:25No.
05:25I wonder if he paid her extra money in the settlement if she went out there and said,
05:30hey.
05:31Oh, go talk about my big dog.
05:33They divorced years ago.
05:34Oh, they did.
05:35The thing that I will say is, I don't know if that does you, are there people looking for
05:39three Coke cans on top of each other?
05:41Yes, Dave.
05:42Yes, Dave.
05:42He's remarried.
05:43Yes.
05:44He found someone else pretty quick.
05:46Who's this guy in mind?
05:47We have said before on the show, there is such a thing as too big, too thick, too big, that
05:52it's just painful for women and it is not enjoyable.
05:55Yeah.
05:55Right?
05:56So there is definitely such a thing.
05:57That guy that we talked to, one of the most depressing guys we've ever interviewed, had
06:01at the time one of the world's biggest penises, and he was so sad because he couldn't find
06:05anyone to have sex with.
06:06Yeah.
06:06So there's definite downsides.
06:09Well, I think just like guys, there are some ladies out there that are, they're fit for
06:18that.
06:19And that's fine.
06:20They don't have a problem.
06:21I mean, it's in the porn world all over the place.
06:23These ladies get used to it.
06:25He's dating a hot Asian lady now.
06:26Oh, no.
06:27Oh, Lord.
06:28He's got a big penis and a hot Asian.
06:30That's what you need to get one.
06:31Both things that Court craves.
06:34It's true.
06:36It's tough to get one of those Asian ladies.
06:40The former Sports Illustrated swimsuit model and Matt, 36, first began dating after he
06:45was drafted by the Vikings in 2012.
06:47Three years later, they tied the knot in a lavish ceremony in Hawaii.
06:51In May 2022, though, she filed for divorce, citing irreconcilable differences.
06:57After news of their split surface, she took to her Instagram stories to share positive
07:01affirmations.
07:03She said, you have to fight through some bad days to earn the best days of your life.
07:06I feel like if you're talking me up, if you're buttering me up, that means you did something.
07:11You did something to me.
07:14In April of this year.
07:15You want to get divorced, and then you're like, Chuck is the greatest.
07:18He's honestly, he's one of the greatest guys of all time.
07:21It just didn't work out.
07:23His penis is fine.
07:25It just didn't work out.
07:26I'm like, okay.
07:28She cheated on me.
07:29In April of this year, Matt, who is now retired from the NFL married model, Kehlani Asmus,
07:35and they welcomed a son.
07:37Oh, this was last year, I guess.
07:40That's who.
07:41That's who he married, huh?
07:42Yep.
07:42She's fine with it.
07:44That's his kid.
07:44Oh, it worked, huh?
07:45Yeah.
07:46I guess, you know, it worked.
07:48He dropped those things directly off.
07:52Delivered them to her throat.
07:53I have three Coke cans after it's been through recycling.
07:58Squish them down.
07:59Squish them down.
08:01Put three on top of each other.
08:02Yikes.
08:03Look at his hands.
08:05Yeah, yeah.
08:06His hands are massive.
08:07Yeah.
08:07Yikes.
08:10Yep.
08:11I'm sure he didn't have the same bulge disappointment you had.
08:14No.
08:15You can't call it a bulge.
08:17No, I know.
08:17Bump.
08:18It's like this little thing.
08:20I call mine my lady lump.
08:23His lovely lady lump.
08:25His humps.
08:26His humps.
08:27Yeah.
08:27I had to, like, pull it up to my belly button.
08:30No.
08:30Like the band, you know.
08:31I'm like, there's gotta be something there.
08:33There's gotta be.
08:34Jesus.
08:35This guy said, I looked at my package in the mirror, too, and decided I needed to stuff
08:39a sock in there, and I work with men.
08:42Yeah.
08:43I get it.
08:44Why do you care?
08:46Well.
08:46Bringing that energy.
08:47Trying to.
08:48Trying to, man.
08:49Bringing your fake big dog energy.
08:50Your sock energy.
08:51Yeah.
08:52I got a sausage in that.
08:53Big sock energy.
08:53I'm answering them.
08:57I would assume most NFL players are okay, because they're just large men.
09:00They're just big.
09:01They're just huge.
09:02I mean, those combine videos running the 40, it's like.
09:07Whoa.
09:07There's rumors.
09:08Swinging like an elephant trunk.
09:10That former Detroit Lions quarterback Matt Stafford is not packing heat, because he always
09:15has to hang a little towel over there.
09:17The rumor is for years that he's embarrassed.
09:19Oh, wow.
09:19Wow.
09:19Much like Jason, his bloop, or can't call it a bulge.
09:24Please don't encourage Kelly to start talking about it.
09:26A lot of them put the towel over, Aaron Rodgers did it, but they had the tan pants a couple
09:32weeks ago when they played.
09:33Oh, yeah.
09:33They were the worst uniforms.
09:35Oh, horrible.
09:36And he had that towel right there, and I was like, oh, he's trying to.
09:40It's a little too revealing.
09:41Cover that up.
09:42Aaron Rodgers totally has small dick energy.
09:44Oh, my God.
09:45Totally.
09:46Yeah.
09:46Yeah.
09:47Definitely.
09:47Big D guys don't hit some kind of retreat.
09:52Yeah.
09:52They don't need it.
09:53I know he's got it.
09:53That's why he's so messed up.
09:55That's a tiny wing.
09:56Yeah.
09:56If you watch the documentary, you're kind of onto something.
09:59Yeah.
09:59Yeah.
10:00I bet.
10:02There's got to be something there.
10:04Anyway, hope your bulge isn't depressing.
10:07No.
10:08And the thing is, if you've met one of these linemen in person, they're absolutely gigantic.
10:14So these ladies are not big ladies.
10:19They are finding some of the smallest.
10:23Yeah.
10:23So good luck to them, you know?
10:26Yeah.
10:27Good luck.
10:27His current wife is beautiful, too.
10:30He's had no problem attracting.
10:31She can handle it.
10:32Yeah.
10:33The hottest.
10:34And the babies.
10:35Now she's got that short mom haircut.
10:39Oh, yeah.
10:39She was a model with beautiful long hair.
10:41And then she became a mom and cut it all off.
10:43Yeah.
10:43That's so beautiful.
10:44Look at that on the right.
10:46Yeah.
10:47What a great shot.
10:48Yeah.
10:49Fantastic stuff.
10:50A bulge is growing just a little bit.
10:52Jesus.
10:53All right, man.
10:54Okay.
10:55Oh, my God.
10:55It's almost not a bulge.
10:57You can almost see it.
10:58You never know what Jason will say today.
10:59You sure don't.
11:00Two hours of sleep.
11:01Bulge is growing.
11:03Yes.
11:04Jesus God.
11:05Yes.
11:06What in the hell?
11:07I apologize.
11:08I tried to warn you.
11:09You should apologize to the lady.
11:11Yes.
11:11Again.
11:12Again.
11:13How many apologies can I have?
11:17I don't know.
11:20Sorry, you saw my squeezing face.
11:22Sorry, I talked about my erection.
11:23I feel like I'm at home.
11:24I just do something and apologize and then do it again.
11:28Nothing changes.
11:29Listen, I don't want to give this lady views, but I feel like, what does his ex look like?
11:36She's pretty.
11:38Oh, yeah?
11:38Yeah.
11:39Because I don't even know who she is.
11:40Oh, the one we just talked about?
11:41She's beautiful.
11:42Was she?
11:43Yeah, I had a picture up there for a while.
11:46Right?
11:47Well, this is, I'll show you.
11:50That was her.
11:51That was her?
11:51Okay, yeah.
11:52No, she's fantastic.
11:53Yes.
11:55Yep.
11:57No, that's fine.
11:58God, he doesn't know how to pick them.
12:01Not at all.
12:02Not at all.
12:04Successful man with a giant wang.
12:05Seems to do okay.
12:06Football players get all the pretty ladies.
12:07Yeah, they do.
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