00:00buttery vanilla sweet moist the flavor and funfetti vibe of the perfect birthday cake
00:07in a two ounce bottle you're a deeply troubled man yes five hour energy confetti craze
00:15and badass of the day on the way first we start with
00:25what a cop named america i mean that's who you want to show up honestly
00:33america's here the only way this could be more on brand is if it happened on the 4th of july
00:42a cop named america was chasing after someone okay and hitched a ride in the bed of a ford
00:53pickup truck oh my god it's even better than i thought to catch a thief did the pickup truck have
00:59like a like a spread out eagle on the hood it did not it showed he just jumped onto the back and
01:05rode on the bumper damn right you're damn right go go get him get him keep going i'll hold on
01:13i'm gonna jump it happened uh in linwood washington just north of seattle officer america m-e-r-i-c-a
01:25yes he doesn't wear a traditional uniform either does he no chance i feel like he's dressing something
01:31a little different have you seen reno 911 more like a walker texas ranger oh you said that style
01:37i was hoping for short shorts oh i was picturing rollerblades when chuck said that i was i mean come
01:43on so he spotted a bike thief and chased after the guy but couldn't catch up on foot luckily a
01:49random person in an old ford pickup saw it happening pulled over and said get on the back get in
01:55officer america i love this on the back bumper and they chased the guy down together i feel like
02:02it's like an old 1960s pickup truck pedal to the metal for some reason they set the video to a song
02:12fortunate son by ccr so it blocks oh yeah the audio but i'm gonna let you see it here it's up at
02:21daveandcheckthefreak.com you can go check it out there so there he is all right jumps out he sees the
02:27bike thief yep and he jumps out of his cruiser but the person's on a bike and he's on foot
02:34so chances are this is never going to work out oh okay yeah it's hard to see because he's running so
02:41the so the other guy's on a bike by now the other guy is he's down there it looks like the pickup truck
02:46guy is actually trying to stop the bike guy up there he was he was trying to like get in front of
02:52him yes but then this is where it happens he jumps on go go there's some hay in the back just get in
02:59officer america hops on the back bumper f yeah and they chase the guy down together i wish it had
03:07an american flag oh my god i totally should lisa you're right god that would be incredible he needs
03:14a soundtrack it has one it's incredible and he has one and it's pretty good yeah we just can't play
03:21work so there they find out where the guy stopped officer america jumps off
03:28catches the guy right here put your hands up turns out he had several outstanding warrants oh yeah
03:38listen does the pickup guy not deserve something oh he does sure maybe hop on let's get him
03:48like not maybe not the key to a city but you gotta deputize him for a day but deputize him
03:54give him like a badge it's not a yeah it's a bit come on it's not a murder or anything the guy stole
03:59a bike no but let's calm down over there where was this was in seattle okay i thought it was texas
04:04give him some truck nuts for having a pair of balls oh my god something ceremonial city made truck
04:10nuts i'm officer america they might not even have those in seattle i'm not sure but deputize him for
04:18a day give him one of them badges and then you say okay for one day you're a deputy like they used to
04:24do in the wild west they could bust into a bar and be like you you you you're deputies now it's a
04:30bike thief yes yeah let's let's keep it in perspective dude we had audio i mean we it's
04:38incredible i almost guarantee it's incredible thank you to all of those places that won't let
04:45you play anything well it's just fortunate son by ccr yeah you can't hear the original audio they
04:50just play the song oh i thought it was like a sweet mix no no i mean they stop it for a second for
04:55him to say you know stop that's yeah that's all you need that's all you do we know what america
04:59looks like yeah we do we have him here so this is officer america looks like america it's everything
05:05i thought it's everything i thought about a bike thief he knew he had to have a mustache right yeah
05:12i thought that was more i thought it was more of a firefighter thing right now all officer america
05:19i know i guess you're right i think the firefighters that saved me had mustaches they all
05:24oh yeah almost all of them i know have them right now and i don't know if it's like a
05:30part of their uniform it's without being part of their uniform no it's not there is there's got to
05:37be some pressure on them because the guys i know a trendy thing should not have them but they all have
05:43them anyway okay you know i don't know if it's still like this but it's at some point it was the
05:48only facial hair you were allowed to have in those two jobs and that's why you always see them with
05:52a mustache ah makes sense like a yankee the new york yankees weren't allowed to have beards they
05:59are now though yeah uh if you want to see officer america you can go check out him and the video
06:05at daveandchuckthefreak.com yeah i was like picturing them like tango and cash or something like that you
06:10know like some kind of you know starsky and hutch but looks like he just graduated oh he's shorter
06:16than expected oh no of course he's an american hero exactly what does his height have to do with
06:33anything wow i just pictured captain america as a tall strap so i have to remind you potash
06:38exactly small lives matter dave it was like a tall built guy but make a trade deal with child
06:45yeah yeah yeah we all reach alike there he is anyway that's him officer america right size didn't stop
06:52him from saving the day sure didn't nope i'd be a little i'd be a little concerned myself with
06:58jumping on the back of an f-150 it's a little taller than i'd want it to be you're not impressed
07:03america now because no he's not it was his name originally yeah now he's just a short guy that
07:09helped to get a bike bike yeah let's not get too carried away it was just a bike thief yeah he
07:15doesn't deserve his city or anything take back those balls yeah take them back dave likes the other
07:21cop who is that is that a what that's seattle yep yeah sure right yeah thank you officer america for
07:31your service a hero a real a real hero an american hero pine-sized american hero
07:39you just want to play like tweet tweet oh yeah like a little tiny bird like what's the like
07:54where's his new america sound you're gonna take away his screaming eagle yeah he is no you're not
07:59you're not playing canary sounds he was he was officer america oh no like a tweety bird
08:13that is wrong here's a pint-sized hero
08:18so he's a little smaller he couldn't find a beetle to hop on so he had to pick the pickup truck
08:32it's true our tiny little hero we needed surprised it wasn't like an old s10 really low to the ground
08:40where's a pt cruiser where's a pt cruiser it was an el camino yeah
08:45hey that is listed as a truck wear those damn blades when you need them
08:51oh man that really took a turn
08:56dave doesn't believe the guy at all i totally do
09:02not at all you stripped him of all of his titles exactly yeah the real hero is the guy driving the
09:08truck we got to see him yeah i bet he's tall oh yeah wait though he'll get out he'll be a little
09:13fella i hope he's on five eight overcompensating for a small stature with a pickup truck you can
09:18kind of tell now looking at his head shot that he's tiny tiny fellow dave only wants tall heroes
09:24that's he does he doesn't believe in the rest of them i hope you're in need and the only people who
09:29show up are short firefighters and i hope they can and i hope they're not their arms aren't quite
09:34long enough to reach him to help him and then he just tumbles falls right off the sure you guys
09:39can hold that hose it's a little bit heavy and fills a lot of that water yeah
09:42let me do do something real quick play the tweety bird for a sec yeah okay
09:48america it doesn't have the same
09:51it doesn't have the same ring does it no not at all
09:55god took all of just strip this guy of all of his hero status america
10:00yeah okay yeah do it play it again okay let's do it again here we go
10:04america that's better that makes more sense yeah
10:09pull over bike thief do it again
10:14the united states of america yes
10:21one more time
10:26the united states of america yes
10:35got him another criminal bag yeah
10:41really puts the dandy in yankee doodle dandy
10:44he's a yankee doodle dandy yeah he is he is man you don't expect a tweety bird
10:52he's everyone else in the world is like captain america
10:54yeah oh yeah they got a shield on them and everything
10:58yep the lady driving the car with him is so much taller man
11:04hankins
11:05oh i know because i'm the fool
11:09what's happening over here everything's different i'm on his side
11:14oh are you okay yeah yeah this guy's a hero he is a hero i didn't say he wasn't
11:18land of the free home of the brave
11:19i didn't say any of that put a feather in his cap dave
11:23yeah
11:24call him mackerel
11:25yankee doodle saves the day that is something
11:29get on the ground let me see your hands
11:31stop right there
11:34that's why he can only do the bike crimes
11:35get on the ground bike crime
11:37let me see your hands
11:39bike patrol you you in the neon hat
11:43you hips are in the neon hat get down
11:46yeah he's got me in these fuzzy cuffs
11:48get down now hipster
11:52that's incredible what an idea
11:54have yourself a pair of fuzzy cuffs
11:57that every once in a while you strap on to somebody
12:00that like adds insult to injury
12:02if you'd like to see officer america for yourself
12:06go check him out at david chuckthefreak.com
12:09see i don't like thief he caught
12:12he really really nailed this bike hero
12:14i know chuck's giving him the key to the city for god's sake
12:18what the hell
12:19well no the guy in the truck
12:21saved a bike
12:22oh a guy in the truck
12:22the guy in the truck
12:23we don't know who that is
12:24it's incredible to stop your car
12:26and allow a police officer
12:28it is
12:29however small he is
12:30to jump on the back of your vehicle
12:33and she wouldn't weigh him down
12:34that's why they caught him
12:36there'd be no damage to the truck
12:38tiny little man jumped on
12:39that's right
12:39i barely knew he was there
12:41a buster shocks
12:42i get bouncing on the back
12:44oh yeah okay
12:45i wouldn't even know
12:47no
12:47officer america
12:49that is uh
12:50it is really incredible stuff
12:53yeah
12:54it definitely is
12:55i mean take away what you want
12:57but don't take away the man's screaming eagle
12:59i know the tweety bird
13:01the tweety bird
13:02that is just
13:02the united states of america
13:07seattle's finest
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