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Have I Got News for You (US) - Season 3 Episode 9 -
Jennifer Welch, Max Chafkin
Jennifer Welch, Max Chafkin
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09:42Microsoft cutting another 9,000 workers in its latest round of layoffs
09:46Bringing the workforce reductions to 15,000
09:49UPS 48,000
09:51Salesforce cut 4,000
09:53Target announcing it's gonna cut 1,800 corporate jobs
09:55Lots of companies are having layoffs right now in this country
09:57Let's start with Amazon
09:58Who announced that they're cutting 14,000 jobs this week
10:02But inside sources say it's really more like 30,000 jobs
10:07You know how Amazon be double charging
10:08So you know their numbers might not be right
10:09Does anyone know where within the company
10:13That Amazon is making those cuts?
10:15Hopefully they're cutting the job of the guy
10:18Who puts the thing I ordered in a box
10:20And then in a second box
10:22And fills that with peanuts
10:24And puts it in the final third box
10:26It's everything right?
10:28It's across the board
10:29There we go points for Max
10:30Yes it's damn near everything
10:32Amazon is cutting jobs across several areas
10:35Like human resources
10:36Operations
10:37And Amazon Web Services
10:40Why might it be bad
10:42For Amazon
10:43To cut the staff of their web services team
10:47The AWS team
10:48Max what does Amazon Web Services do?
10:51What is that?
10:51It just runs like every website
10:53Oh that's not important
10:54That's why it's kind of bad
10:55If you're watching Netflix
10:57Watching this show streaming
10:59You might be getting it through Amazon
11:01So Amazon is also the Amazon of the internet?
11:04I'm sorry to tell you
11:05I guess I thought the internet
11:09Was just sort of housed everywhere
11:11And nobody controlled it
11:13And it was fun for everybody
11:15But you're telling me Jeff Bezos owns the internet?
11:17That fucker
11:19Amazon doubled down
11:23On their commitment
11:24To artificial intelligence
11:25Saying quote
11:25This generation of AI
11:27Is the most transformative technology
11:29We've seen since the internet
11:31And it's enabling companies
11:33To innovate much faster
11:35Than ever before
11:37I mean they're talking about
11:39Putting robots in the warehouse
11:40But honestly I think that
11:42A lot of times when we see these headlines
11:44Like they're not
11:44They haven't actually figured out
11:46How to replace people
11:47They're just kind of using it as an excuse
11:49I think it's obvious
11:50The billionaires don't like people
11:52They prefer robots
11:54Not only do they prefer robots
11:57They also don't even like the name AI
11:59According to the New York Times
12:01They're telling people over at Amazon
12:03To not call it AI
12:05In a review of an internal Amazon document
12:08The company suggests quote
12:10Use terms like advanced technology
12:13Or replace the word robot with cobot
12:16Which implies collaboration with humans
12:20You know collaboration
12:22Like in Terminator
12:23That was a great cobot
12:25It would be really funny
12:27If we found out
12:29That AI was the one
12:31That made that quote
12:32Can you fire enough employees
12:36To create more revenue
12:38To invest in AI?
12:40Well yeah of course
12:40And the other thing is
12:42If you fire a bunch of people
12:43It kind of looks bad
12:44But if you fire everyone
12:45And say it's the AI doing it
12:47Investors think that's cool
12:49For some reason
12:50All the job losses
12:51Are starting to pile up
12:52On top of all of the government layoffs
12:55That are happening
12:56Because of the shutdown
12:57Next week the shutdown
12:59Will set the record
13:00For the longest in history
13:01What can the party
13:03That is controlling the White House
13:05The Supreme Court
13:05The Senate
13:06And the House of Representatives
13:07Do to end the shutdown
13:10My thought is
13:11And look
13:12I'm not a political science guy
13:14But it seems like
13:16If there is one party
13:17As you suggested
13:18They shut the government down
13:19What they could do is
13:20Push a button
13:20Turn the party back on
13:21And why would you think that?
13:24Because they turned it off
13:25According to Mike Johnson
13:30And the Republicans
13:31Can't do a damn thing
13:32About the shutdown
13:33Democrats are required
13:36To open the government
13:37They keep saying
13:38Republicans are in charge
13:39Of government
13:39We aren't
13:41I think Americans have had it
13:42Because he has a lot of power
13:44But he bends his knee
13:46Every single day
13:48And his testicles
13:49Are in Donald Trump's
13:50Desk drawer
13:51In the Oval Office
13:53I would suggest
13:55He's not bending
13:56Just one knee
13:57But yeah
14:01This week
14:01The Democrats
14:02Rejected a government
14:03Funding bill
14:04For the 13th time
14:06Since this all
14:07Began last month
14:08Question
14:08Why are the Democrats
14:10Still rejecting
14:12Funding bills?
14:14If they do not
14:16Reject that
14:17Then health insurance
14:18Premiums
14:19On the poorest of Americans
14:20Are going to go
14:21Through the roof
14:22The Democrats
14:23Haven't agreed
14:24To a spending bill
14:24Because they won't
14:25Budge on their demands
14:26To extend the ACA's
14:28Health insurance subsidies
14:29That are expiring soon
14:31And without those
14:32Analysts predict
14:33That people's
14:34Average insurance premiums
14:35Will go up
14:36By an average
14:37Of 30%
14:39What other big cut
14:40Goes into effect
14:42This month?
14:43Food stamps, right?
14:44Yes, sir
14:45SNAP benefits
14:46The assistance program
14:47Formerly known as
14:48Food stamps
14:49That over 42 million
14:51People count on
14:52For grocery assistance
14:54That's on average
14:54One in eight Americans
14:55Without a budget in place
14:57Those benefits could
14:58End for everybody
15:00This weekend
15:01Gonna play a quick
15:02Minigame
15:03It's called
15:03Good news, bad news
15:04Oh, that means
15:05Some good news is coming
15:06Okay
15:07Amber, you sweet
15:09Summer child
15:10There's
15:11There's no good news
15:13Coming
15:13Let me ask
15:14The good news
15:15Is that thankfully
15:16There's a
15:175.5 billion
15:18Contingency fund
15:20Set aside
15:21For the program
15:22In case of emergencies
15:23Just like this
15:24All week
15:25The White House
15:26Said that they
15:26Couldn't touch
15:27That money
15:27But on Friday
15:29Two federal judges
15:31Ruled that the
15:31Administration must
15:32Tap into that reserve
15:34Even if it only
15:35Partially
15:36Funds
15:37SNAP
15:38All right
15:39That is good news
15:40Yes
15:40What's the catch
15:41Wait, there's no catch
15:43Look at
15:44Credits
15:45Roll the credits
15:45That was it
15:47That's our show
15:48Yay
15:48First, let's take
15:50What you took
15:50How was Chuck Schumer
15:51Responding to Trump
15:53Blaming the Democrats
15:55He's probably
15:55Agreeing
15:57Here's Senator Schumer
15:59This president
16:00Is a fucking liar
16:01He says there's no money
16:03To provide food stamps
16:04Because of the shutdown
16:05That's bullshit
16:06I think that was A.I.
16:11Damn
16:12That was the
16:13Weekend at Bernie
16:13They shocked him
16:14That is the energy
16:17You bring
16:18You put on your glasses
16:20You reanimate
16:21Your corpse
16:22And you get to yelling
16:24Everyone should be
16:25Acting like this
16:26That's the kind of
16:27Cobot we need
16:28We'll be right back
16:36Welcome back
16:40It's time for
16:41The offender meter
16:42Teens have to tell us
16:44Who's the offender
16:45What they did
16:45And who they offended
16:47Let's see your offender
16:48Oh yeah
16:50That is British royal
16:54And look like
16:56The most hungover salesman
16:57At a Kia dealership
16:58Prince Andrew
17:00Actually has offended
17:02A lot of people
17:03And we're not going to
17:04Get to all of the people
17:05That he's offended here
17:06Just know that he's
17:07Allegedly an awful person
17:08And for the purposes of today
17:09Let's just say
17:10He offended his brother
17:11Charles
17:12Now how did he offend
17:14King Charles
17:15The king
17:15Said hey
17:17You can no longer
17:18Live in this castle anymore
17:19And you don't get to
17:20You don't have your titles anymore
17:22But why
17:22He's in association with Epstein
17:24I mean that's why
17:25And it's embarrassing
17:26The royal family
17:27So they're like
17:27We're done with you
17:29Prince Andrew
17:29Offended King Charles
17:30By allegedly committing
17:32Numerous heinous sex crimes
17:34As part of his
17:34Years long association
17:36With Jeffrey Epstein
17:37In fact
17:37Prince Andrew
17:38So offended the king
17:39That this week
17:40Charles started the process
17:41Of stripping him
17:43Of his prince title
17:45And evicting him
17:46From the royal mansion
17:48Yeah
17:49That's a nothing ass penalty
17:51Mm-hmm
17:52They punished the other boy
17:53More for marrying
17:54A black woman
17:55Like
17:55And that was consensual
17:58We've been saying
18:01Prince Andrew
18:01But pretty soon
18:02He will not be prince
18:03Anymore
18:04Question to the panel
18:06What will prince
18:07Andrew's new name
18:09Who the royal formerly
18:10Known as prince
18:11Um little Andy
18:15Prince Andrew
18:17Will soon be known
18:18As Andrew
18:19Mountbatten
18:20Windsor
18:21Yes
18:22Windsor
18:23You're the king
18:24You can change his name
18:25Right
18:26Oh you're saying
18:26King Charles
18:27Just be like
18:27Man your name
18:28Dogshit Jones
18:29Of Windsor
18:32Now Andy's been facing
18:34Renewed scrutiny
18:35Since the publication
18:36Of a new memoir
18:37By Virginia Giuffre
18:38That names him
18:39As a friend of Epstein's
18:41And a perpetrator
18:42Of sex crimes
18:43In fact
18:43Andy was able
18:44To pay Giuffre
18:45A reportedly
18:46Multi-million dollar
18:48Settlement
18:48In a civil case
18:49In 2022
18:50Question
18:51What's weird about
18:52Andy being able
18:53To pay a multi-million dollar
18:54Settlement
18:54He doesn't
18:55He ain't got no job
18:56I love how both of y'all
19:00Said it
19:00Kind of the black way
19:01He ain't got no job
19:02They don't know
19:05How he's funding
19:05His lifestyle
19:06Despite having not
19:08Been a working royal
19:09Since 2019
19:11The hell is a working royal
19:13I know
19:14Which one of them
19:15Got a job
19:15This isn't a job
19:17There were also calls
19:19As well
19:19For him to give up
19:20His royal mansion
19:21After the sweetheart deal
19:22On his rent
19:23Was publicized
19:24So question for the panel
19:26According to his lease
19:27What was the rent
19:29Amount
19:30That Andy paid
19:31For the mansion
19:32For the record
19:33This is the mansion
19:34Eight billion dollars
19:37I'm going to play
19:38By price is right rules
19:39I'm going to say
19:40One pound per year
19:41Leased from
19:42The royal family
19:43For the past 20 years
19:45Andy has been required
19:47To pay
19:47One peppercorn
19:49Per annum
19:50If demanded
19:51If demanded
19:53A peppercorn
19:54What the fuck
19:55Is a peppercorn
19:56Like a literal
19:58Like
19:58But not that whole thing
20:00Just open that up
20:01And then take one out
20:03Two years rent
20:04That's it
20:05Would you like more rent
20:07On your pasta
20:07To say
20:08Let's see your offender
20:12Oh
20:12That's uh
20:14Sexy murder man
20:15Sexy murder man
20:16Yeah
20:16Luigi Mangione
20:18Don't his eyebrows
20:19Just say
20:20Slay bitch
20:21Who did Luigi Mangione
20:24Offend?
20:25Well he killed
20:25A guy
20:26That's offensive
20:28Yeah
20:28Of course
20:29That
20:30He offended
20:31Chuck Mangione
20:32Luigi offended
20:35His fellow inmates
20:36At the Brooklyn
20:37Metropolitan
20:38Detention Center
20:40How did he offend
20:42His fellow inmates
20:44He's on the top bunk
20:45And he peed the bed
20:46Okay
20:47Did he put something weird
20:48In the toilet wine?
20:50Let me give you all a hint
20:51Name a music artist
20:52You should never play
20:54While in jail
20:55Kid rock
20:56Spice girls
20:57Lee Greenwood
20:58It's like Taylor Swift
20:59Ooh that's a good guess
21:00It's not tough
21:01You know
21:02Luigi offended
21:03His fellow inmates
21:04By listening to
21:06Taylor Swift
21:07Oh
21:08In a fan letter
21:11Authenticated by TMZ
21:12Luigi wrote that
21:13He was quote
21:14Walking laps
21:15Listening to
21:16Cardigan by T Swift
21:18When one of the
21:19Other inmates
21:20King
21:21Calls me over
21:22He scolds me
21:23For a while
21:24Then replaces
21:25All my music
21:26Now I listen
21:27To Lil Durk
21:28Jennifer what's your favorite
21:31Lil Durk song
21:32He's like the Taylor Swift
21:34Of the Chicago drill
21:35Don't make her pick
21:36They're all
21:37That's Sophie's choice
21:38The antidote came in a letter
21:39In which Luigi marked
21:40His 27th birthday
21:41By listing 27 things
21:43That he's grateful for
21:44Which brings us
21:45To a mini game
21:46I'll name three things
21:47You tell me
21:48Which one of them
21:49Luigi actually mentioned
21:51In his gratitude list
21:53First up
21:54Cool Ranch Doritos
21:55Sweet Baby Ray's
21:57Barbecue sauce
21:58Or Swedish Fish
22:00Flavored Oreos
22:01Which one is Luigi
22:02Grateful for
22:04What do you think
22:05I think it's the Doritos
22:06Cause like that seems like
22:07These Swedish Fish
22:08Oreos
22:09Sweet Baby Ray's
22:10That seems like
22:11Premium
22:11Fast food
22:12You might not be able
22:13To get that in prison
22:14That's good jail analysis
22:15Right there
22:16I'm going with the
22:16Cool Ranch Doritos
22:17Okay
22:18I'm going to say
22:18Since he's started
22:19Listening to
22:20It's a little
22:20Dirk
22:21Careful
22:22He's also
22:23He's also
22:23Careful
22:24Careful buddy
22:25The barbecue sauce
22:27That's what I didn't know
22:31Sweet Baby Ray
22:33Is a white man
22:34Oh
22:34I didn't know that either
22:37It's like one of
22:38The craziest things
22:39I've found
22:40The answer
22:42Luigi is grateful
22:44For Sweet Baby Ray's
22:46Barbecue sauce
22:47Everybody likes
22:48Sweet Baby Ray's
22:49It's the number one
22:50Barbecue sauce
22:51Amongst psychopaths
22:52Sweet Baby Ray's
22:53Barbecue sauce
22:54Sweet Baby Ray's
22:55Is very good
22:56The Sweet Baby Ray's
22:57You've got to get
22:57The Sweet Baby Ray's
22:59On the ribs
22:59Okay next
23:01Latinas for Mangione
23:03Formula One fans
23:05For Mangione
23:05Or MILFs
23:07For Mangione
23:08I want to say
23:09MILFs
23:09I'm going to go
23:10MILFs
23:11Yeah
23:11They're all so stupid
23:12I guess it's MILFs
23:13Luigi is grateful
23:15For the support
23:16Of number 16
23:18Latinas
23:19For Mangione
23:20Luigi wasn't the only person
23:24That offended a felon
23:25This is the prime minister
23:27Of Malaysia
23:28Anwar Ibrahim
23:29Who was jailed
23:30In 1999
23:31And 2015
23:32For charges
23:33That included
23:34Corruption
23:34And sodomy
23:35Does anyone know
23:36Who he offended
23:37Donald Trump
23:38Take a look
23:41We share a lot of things
23:42In common
23:43I was in prison
23:45But he almost got there
23:46You've got to play it again
23:53And just watch Trump's head
23:54Just watch the twitch
23:55I was in prison
23:57But he almost got there
23:59They about to bomb some boats
24:05Off the coast of Malaysia
24:06That was offending me
24:08It is time for Lie Curious
24:11I give you three biographical details
24:12About a public figure
24:14But only one is true
24:15You have to guess which one is true
24:16And which are nasty crafty lies
24:19Let's get started
24:20Time for three facts
24:21About Eric Adams
24:22Ah yes
24:24Seen here hiding a grape
24:26In his mouth for later
24:27Our facts are
24:31Eric Adams used to sell
24:32Fake gold chains
24:33On Canal Street
24:34He once accidentally
24:36Spent the night
24:37In the Central Park Zoo
24:38He once returned a car
24:41Because it was haunted
24:42Which one is the truth?
24:44Haunted sounds right to me
24:45This seems like a man
24:46Who would return a car
24:48Because it was haunted
24:48I agree
24:49Haunted cars
24:50Haunted cars
24:50A Kia Sorento
24:52I think it's definitely haunted
24:55You think it's haunted car?
24:57The other two really
24:58Don't make sense
24:58Okay for the record
24:59I do think he stumbled
25:01Into the other cars
25:02I also do think
25:04He used to sell
25:05Fake chains on Canal Street
25:07You're talking me
25:07Into one actually now
25:08Oh okay yay
25:09We want him to have
25:11Sold fake chains
25:13On Canal Street
25:14Eric Adams used to sell
25:15Fake gold chains
25:16On Canal Street
25:17When Adams was arrested
25:20As a teenager
25:21The police found
25:22A bunch of fake
25:23Gold chains on him
25:24Adams told the crowd
25:25Quote
25:26I used to go
25:27And sell them
25:27On Canal Street
25:28To the tourists
25:29Listen
25:30I can say that
25:31Quote
25:31The Statue of Limitations
25:33Is over
25:34Tell you
25:35Ain't nobody
25:36Talk more than
25:37Somebody after
25:38They Statue of Limitations
25:39Let me tell you
25:41About all the dope
25:41I used to sell
25:42Time for three facts
25:45About Adelita
25:46Grijalva
25:47Seen here
25:48Waiting still
25:49To get sworn in
25:50For her job
25:50Our facts are
25:53She introduced legislation
25:55To ban Healey sneakers
25:56Her husband appears
25:58In a pent-up calendar
25:59Oh
26:00She made it to Hollywood
26:02On American Idol
26:03Which one is the truth?
26:05This is the Arizona
26:06Congresswoman in waiting
26:08Right?
26:08Correct
26:08And Mike Johnson
26:09Just refuses to sign her in
26:10Because she says
26:11She's going to be
26:11The deciding vote
26:12To release the Epstein files
26:13Okay
26:14So I don't know
26:14Anything about her
26:15Do you?
26:15Yeah I do
26:16I know that she introduced
26:17Legislation to ban Healey's
26:19Is that true?
26:20I'm going with it
26:21I like the confidence
26:25Yeah
26:25She introduced legislation
26:27To ban Healey's
26:28I want her husband
26:29To appear
26:30In a pent-up calendar
26:31I want to see his hi-fi
26:33And I want to see it
26:35Right now
26:35Adelita Grijalva's husband
26:38Appeared in a pent-up calendar
26:39Bonus points
26:42Can anyone guess
26:43What the theme
26:44Of her husband's
26:45Pin-up calendar was?
26:47Sexy firemen
26:48No
26:49Circumcised men
26:50Oh
26:51That's it
26:52It was for
26:54Hunky librarians
26:55Grijalva's husband
26:57Soul appeared
26:58In the 2012
26:59Men of the Stacks
27:00Calendar
27:01Which was all about
27:03Breaking the stereotypes
27:05Of what a librarian
27:06Is supposed to look like
27:08Oh
27:08Question to the
27:09Panel
27:09How do you think
27:10He posed
27:11Thank you for asking
27:12He's laid out
27:16On top of a bunch
27:18Of books
27:19Yes
27:20Just like this
27:21And where his wiener is
27:27Is an open book
27:28That's like
27:29One of them joints
27:30Like this
27:30Where he's like
27:31He's got the card catalog
27:33The card catalog
27:34Oh yeah
27:35The whole Dewey
27:36Decimal system
27:37Maybe
27:37Oh
27:38So he's naked
27:40So he's naked
27:40Behind the card catalog
27:41But then one drawer
27:42Is out
27:43You know like
27:45The drawer out
27:46And he's like
27:47Ew
27:47Like that
27:48Well uh
27:49While some models
27:50Pose with their shirts
27:51Off
27:52Congresswoman
27:53Allegra
27:53Hova's husband
27:54Did not take
27:56His shirt off
27:56According to a news article
27:58At the time
27:59When discussing poses
28:00For the picture
28:00His wife told him
28:02Quote
28:02I think you should be
28:03Conservative
28:03You're not allowed
28:05To do anything else
28:06Which is how
28:08Soul
28:08Ended up taking
28:09This picture
28:10For the calendar
28:11That sexy
28:16Librarian
28:17Thank you
28:18That's the most
28:20Disappointing reveal
28:21I have ever
28:22Seen
28:23Also
28:24Was this
28:25To
28:26Break the stereotype
28:27Of librarians
28:28Because
28:29That's a librarian
28:30That
28:32I mean
28:32That's more librarian
28:33Than most librarians
28:34This has been
28:37Lie Curious
28:38More after the break
28:38It's time for
28:51Missing Words
28:52Here's your headline
28:55Things are pretty tense
28:56Right now
28:56Have you tried
28:58Drugs?
29:00Things are getting
29:01Pretty tense right now
29:03Have you tried
29:03Knocking down
29:04The east side
29:04Of your house
29:05Things are getting
29:09Pretty tense right now
29:10Have you tried
29:11Screaming about it
29:13Furious people
29:14All over America
29:15Are getting out
29:16Their frustrations
29:17By joining
29:17What they call
29:18Scream clubs
29:20And according
29:21To a participant
29:22In the D.C. chapter
29:23Screaming totally works
29:26I feel really good
29:27It was such a nice release
29:28And I feel like
29:29My chest feels better
29:31Like the anxiety
29:31Kind of goes to my chest
29:33Usually
29:34And it feels released
29:35And Chi Chi's
29:36Really happy too
29:37Chi Chi also goes
29:39To vacuum cleaner club
29:41And we go to fireworks camp
29:43If you want to know
29:45How Scream club works
29:46Watch this session
29:47And you'll find
29:48That some of the people
29:49Have a lot more
29:50To get out than others
29:51Here's your headline
30:10Texas State Parks
30:12Announced first ever
30:13Blank
30:14Bunny petting zoo
30:16Oh right
30:16Type of animal
30:17Squirrel
30:18Doing what
30:19Squirrel massacre
30:20First ever
30:21Squirrel massacre
30:22Texas State Park
30:24Announces first ever
30:25Fat Squirrel Week
30:27Recently Texans
30:30Had the chance
30:30To vote on
30:31Some real
30:32Chunky chonksters
30:33When the local parks
30:34And wildlife department
30:36Launched their
30:37Inaugural
30:38Fat Squirrel Week
30:40Show them
30:41This is not
30:41Getting to a fast enough
30:42Yes
30:43The competition
30:45Started with
30:4516 curvaceous
30:47Contestants
30:47And then it
30:48Continued from there
30:49It has now come down
30:51To the final two
30:52Chunkasaurus Rex
30:54From Dinosaur Valley
30:55Versus Chunk Norris
30:57Of Fort Richardson Park
30:58What you got panel
30:59I'm gonna go with
31:00Chunkasaurus Rex
31:01Okay
31:02Let's talk prizes
31:03What does the
31:04Fattest squirrel get
31:06Bragging rights
31:07First of all
31:08Yeah
31:08They get to survive
31:09Winter
31:10Always a good thing
31:12The winner
31:14Of the 2025
31:15Inaugural
31:16Fat Squirrel Week
31:17Is
31:18CBS News
31:19Can report
31:19Exclusively here
31:21That the guy
31:22On the left
31:22Chunkasaurus Rex
31:23Has defeated
31:24Chunk Norris
31:25393 votes
31:26To 310
31:27Here's your headline
31:29Independent New Jersey
31:31Candidates
31:32Blank
31:32Shake up
31:34Township meeting
31:35Please
31:35Please let it be a wrap
31:36I think it's a dance thing
31:38Some kind of dance
31:39Independent New Jersey
31:41Candidates
31:42Martial Arts
31:43Theatrics
31:44Shake Up
31:45Township meeting
31:47A candidate
31:48For the Cranford
31:49Township Committee
31:49In New Jersey
31:50Has been fighting
31:51The mayor
31:52On local issues
31:53Like taxes
31:54And development
31:54Both issues
31:55You can see
31:56Reflected
31:57In his
31:57Let's call it
31:59A speech
32:00At a most recent
32:02Public meeting
32:03It's the
32:03Arts
32:04Come to die
32:05The
32:05The
32:06Fight
32:06Rising up
32:08Yeah
32:16It took him
32:17Two tries
32:19To break
32:20Paper
32:20Yeah
32:22How did he
32:23Immediately start
32:24Clapping on the
32:25One and three
32:25Also the dude
32:28Has a yellow belt
32:29That's just sad
32:32The man's name
32:33Is Will Tilly
32:34And somehow
32:35That's the least
32:36Insane thing
32:37About Will
32:37Question panel
32:39Where might you
32:40Have seen
32:41Will Thilly
32:42Before
32:43Well hopefully
32:44In shoes
32:45The answer
32:48Is that you might
32:49Have seen Will Thilly
32:50On a previous episode
32:51Of Have I Got News
32:52For You
32:53Because before
32:54Our friend here
32:55Was into karate
32:56Oh
32:56He used to break
32:57Dance
32:58He used to speak
32:58Mr. Thilly I started
33:03Good time
33:03There's still time
33:08To write him in
33:09For mayor
33:09Of New York City
33:10That's missing words
33:12More after the break
33:13Welcome back
33:25Time for a game
33:26Called who did what
33:28We'll start with three
33:30People from the news
33:31And pop culture
33:31I'll name a job
33:32They had
33:33And you have to guess
33:34Who did what
33:36Who was the cab driver
33:37Was it Bruno Mars
33:39Fran Leibovitz
33:40Or Nicki Minaj
33:41Who do you think
33:43I think it's Fran Leibovitz
33:44Seems like you'd have
33:45To have a long career
33:46To fit a stint
33:47As a cab driver in
33:48And like
33:48These two are too young
33:49I think Bruno Mars
33:51We think it's Bruno Mars
33:52My teammate
33:53Has never been wrong
33:55Bruno Mars
33:55Fran Leibovitz
33:57Used to work
33:57As a cab driver
33:58The author drove
34:01A New York City
34:02Taxi
34:03In the 70s
34:04Here's Fran
34:05Really selling
34:06The romance
34:07Of driving a cab
34:08I did not find it
34:09Colorful
34:10Interesting
34:10Or picturesque
34:11I learned nothing
34:12From it
34:12And I hope
34:13I never have
34:13One of those jobs again
34:14And that's before
34:17She had a career
34:18Being mad at stuff
34:19Now Fran Leibovitz
34:21Is well known
34:21For her wit
34:22About New York City
34:23So let's play
34:23A quick mini game
34:24I'll give you a quote
34:25And you tell me
34:26Whether it was said
34:27By Fran Leibovitz
34:28Or a real housewife
34:29Of New York City
34:30First quote
34:32Who said
34:34All God's children
34:35Are not beautiful
34:36Most of God's children
34:38Are in fact
34:38Barely presentable
34:40Dang
34:41That's hard
34:41Who said that
34:42Fran or housewife
34:44That's Fran
34:44I mean because
34:45That's a sentence
34:46With clauses
34:47And it's
34:47Clever
34:47That was Fran Leibovitz
34:51All right
34:52Next quote
34:55Who said
34:56I live for the walk
34:58Of shame
34:58Housewife
34:59Actually
34:59Actually
35:00Actually
35:03I call it
35:03A victory lap
35:04At my age
35:05That's a housewife
35:06That's a housewife
35:07That was real housewife
35:09Sonia Morgan
35:10All right
35:10Here's another
35:12Who said
35:13If your sexual fantasies
35:15Were truly of interest
35:16To others
35:17They would no longer
35:18Be fantasies
35:19That's Fran Leibovitz
35:20That's gotta be Leibovitz
35:21Based on what grounds
35:22It's clever
35:23Yes it was Fran Leibovitz
35:26Who said
35:29I only have five
35:31Good summers left
35:32Is that Fran
35:33Or housewife
35:35Fran hates the summer
35:36She's a New York Jew
35:37Like me
35:37Like she hates the summer
35:39It's the housewife
35:39It's always a housewife
35:40I think it's a housewife
35:41As well
35:41That was real housewife
35:43Kara Radswell
35:44Tended summers ago
35:47Tell me who did what
35:50Who worked at Red Lobster
35:52Oh
35:53Was it Bruno Mars
35:54Or Nicki Minaj
35:56It was Nicki Minaj
35:58Right
35:58I think it's Nicki Minaj
35:59I think we should piggyback
36:00On her confidence
36:01To go with Nicki Minaj
36:02Yes
36:03Nicki Minaj
36:04Worked at a Red Lobster
36:05Yes
36:05Nikki waited tables
36:09At a Red Lobster
36:10But it did not
36:11Always go well
36:13Not only did they
36:14Not leave me a tip
36:15But they took my pen
36:16I caught them
36:17Right as they were
36:18About to turn out
36:19Of the parking lot
36:20Structure
36:21I banged on the window
36:23Give me my pen
36:24And I literally
36:27Banged on their window
36:28Hard enough to break it
36:29And they told on me
36:30And I got fired
36:31But did you get the pen back
36:34Yeah
36:35That's a good pen
36:37This is one of them pens
36:38You buy
36:38And it's in the pack
36:39By itself
36:39Ain't no other pen
36:40What job did Bruno Mars
36:44Have
36:45Astronaut
36:46Newspapers
36:49Legal childhood employment
36:51Chimney sweep
36:52Bruno Mars was a child
36:56Elvis impersonator
36:58Oh
36:59That tracks
37:00Yeah
37:00You know his family
37:01They had a band
37:02And Bruno performed in the band
37:04His dad was a lounge singer
37:05In the hotel
37:05And then they traveled
37:06As a group
37:06Here's little Bruno
37:07Decked out
37:08As the king
37:09Oh
37:10Oh so cute
37:12Yeah
37:13In fact
37:13Little Bruno was so good
37:15He actually attracted
37:16The attention
37:16Of Hollywood producers
37:18Does anyone know
37:19What Nicolas Cage movie
37:21Yes
37:21Baby Bruno Mars
37:23Appeared in
37:24Yeah there's a movie
37:24About
37:25It's called like
37:25A million Elvis's
37:26In a plane
37:27Something like that
37:27Right
37:28And they have to steal
37:29The declaration of independence
37:30Okay no
37:31That's too many
37:32No no
37:33And then Johnny Depp
37:34Is in it
37:34And he's a pirate
37:35No
37:35The six year old
37:36Bruno Mars
37:37Appeared in the 1992
37:39Nicolas Cage comedy
37:40Honeymoon in Vegas
37:42Take my hand
37:46Take my whole life too
37:52So I can't help
37:57Falling in love with you
38:02What do you have to do
38:04To do an Elvis impersonation
38:05They just
38:05Hey black person
38:07Stick up
38:08Give me your culture
38:09That was who did what
38:15We'll be right back
38:15It's time for
38:26Which is higher
38:27I will give you
38:28Two unrelated numbers
38:30From the news
38:30You tell me
38:31Which is higher
38:32Actor Kelsey Grammer
38:34And his wife Kate
38:34Just welcomed a new baby
38:36Which raises the question
38:38Which is higher
38:39The number of children
38:40Kelsey Grammer
38:41Has fathered
38:43Or the number
38:44Of canine actors
38:45That played Eddie
38:46Across Frazier's
38:48Eleven year run
38:49There was more than
38:50One Eddie
38:51Those terriers
38:52Live a long time
38:53Terriers live a long time
38:54Jennifer thinks
38:55These dogs live a long time
38:56They do
38:57Small dogs do
38:57And Kelsey
38:58We feel like
38:59Has been married
39:00Several times
39:02Right
39:02We think Kelsey
39:03Has more kids
39:04Than there were
39:05Eddies on Frazier
39:06Right
39:06Okay
39:06More kids than dogs
39:08Over here
39:08I think it's got to be
39:09Kelsey
39:10Because there's no way
39:11There's more than
39:12Like three Eddies
39:12Okay
39:13The number of children
39:14Kelsey Grammer
39:15Has fathered
39:16Is eight
39:17And the number
39:18Of canine actors
39:19That played Eddie
39:20Across eleven years
39:21Of Frazier
39:22Is two
39:23So the number
39:25Of Kelsey's kids
39:26Is higher
39:27Good job everybody
39:28Eddie the Jack Russell
39:30Terrier
39:30Was played by Moose
39:32For the first
39:32Eight years of the show
39:33And then was replaced
39:35By Moose's son
39:36Enzo
39:36For the final
39:37Three years of filming
39:38And Kelsey had
39:40An honest to goodness
39:41Real life rivalry
39:42With the dog
39:43Actor Moose
39:44Once telling
39:45The Washington Post
39:46Quote
39:47He's not an actor
39:48He's a dog
39:49He even devoted
39:51A passage
39:52In his autobiography
39:53To this issue
39:54Saying quote
39:55Moose does tricks
39:56I memorize lies
39:58And
39:59I don't need
40:00A trainer
40:01Standing off camera
40:02Gesticulating wildly
40:03And waving around
40:04A piece of meat
40:05Question to the panel
40:07What might have
40:08Led Kelsey Grammer
40:10To have so much
40:11Envy
40:12Towards Moose
40:13The fact that
40:14The dog
40:15Was the most popular
40:17Cast member
40:17Of Frasier
40:18Yeah
40:19One reason why
40:21Is because Moose
40:22Was the first
40:23Frasier cast member
40:24To get on the cover
40:25Of Entertainment Weekly
40:27With the questionable
40:29Headline
40:30He's hot
40:31He's sexy
40:32He's purebred
40:33Also
40:34It might be because
40:35Kelsey Grammer's
40:361995 autobiography
40:38So far
40:39Has a 4.5
40:41Out of 5
40:42On Amazon
40:43While Moose's
40:442000 autobiography
40:46My life as a dog
40:48Has a 4.7
40:50Rating out of 5
40:51On Amazon
40:53I'm starting to understand
40:54Now why Kelsey
40:55Killed that dog
40:56That was
40:58Witches Hire
40:59We'll be right back
41:00Welcome back
41:06I want to thank our guests
41:08Max Chapkin
41:09And Jennifer Welch
41:10And of course
41:11Thank you to our
41:12Team Captain's
41:12Ever Ruffin and
41:13Mokaleen Black
41:14Before we sign off
41:16Here are a few more
41:17Stories we are watching
41:19Disney announces
41:20New Professor X
41:22Trump reveals
41:26Latest addition
41:26To East Wing
41:27To watch past episodes
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41:32For You
41:33And to stay up
41:33On all the news
41:34Go to the CNN app
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41:41Stream 24-7
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41:44For You
41:44Whenever you want it
41:45Check it out
41:46I'm Roy Wood Jr
41:48And I'll see you next week
41:49For another episode
41:49Of Have I Got News
41:50For You
41:51My book
41:51The Man of Many Fathers
41:52Is available in bookstores now
41:54And we still haven't seen
41:56All the Epstein Fathers
41:58Good day
42:00Thank you
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