Jesse Watters Primetime (Full Episode) | January 14, 2026
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00:00Welcome to Jesse Waters' prime time tonight.
00:03Can we ask you about the daycare?
00:05Sir, I'm not racist.
00:06No, no, no, no, you don't ask me for nothing.
00:092.25 million dollars.
00:10Get out, you guys, get out.
00:12A new Somali undercover investigation just dropped.
00:17Why are you taking us?
00:18I'm your only community that does fraud.
00:22At what point are we going to make the determination and say white men are problematic?
00:27It's always white men.
00:29Are the ice stalkers really just man-haters?
00:34We have to lose the benefits of the system if we want to tear the system down.
00:38You think you just fell out of a coconut tree?
00:42Kamala just bought an 8 million dollar Malibu beach house.
00:48Wow.
00:49Don't talk like that.
00:50We're going to crash the glass ceiling, girl.
00:53Plus.
00:54Some of these farmers back here from Butler, Pennsylvania.
00:57Where?
00:58Butler, Pennsylvania.
00:59Shree has a magic wand and he's about to make ice go poof.
01:13We must, we must reform ice, but it looks at this stage, folks.
01:21Ice is beyond reform.
01:24Ice is totally out of control and this week I intend to introduce a bill to abolish ice.
01:33We need to make ice.
01:34We need to make ice go away.
01:38Make ice go away, but let the illegals stay.
01:42Shree must be working for El Chapo.
01:44Or he's high as a kite.
01:47Democrats are making ice out to be more deadly than Trende del Agua.
01:51They are free to act with impunity to personally manufacture and escalate confrontations and even execute whomever they please.
02:05American police are executioners.
02:07American police are executioners, but MS-13, just Maryland dads.
02:11They think Trump's given agents a license to kill and they're all pretending they're next in line to eat a bullet.
02:19Yeah, I'm worried that they'll kill me because I'm out there and I'm witnessing and I'm documenting.
02:24Yeah, Democrats were saying Trump was going to lock them all up, but he hasn't put a single one in prison.
02:32And now they're all thinking they're going to get shot.
02:35Meanwhile, Trump's the only one who's been shot and arrested.
02:39Rosie, who we hear the Irish can't stand, says driving your cars at ice agents doesn't go far enough.
02:47If you ever wondered what you would have done in Nazi Germany in the 30s, well, take a look at what you're doing now.
02:55You know, we're not overreacting.
02:57We're underreacting as a nation.
02:59And I think that's what they're counting on.
03:02Brave Iris Rosie fled the country and then called Americans chicken hawks for not going harder.
03:09Didn't her shrink put her in a DJT detox?
03:12She wasn't supposed to even be watching the news.
03:15Democrats are telling the base, if you don't fight the Nazis, you are one.
03:21They did the same thing during Floyd.
03:24If you weren't an anti-racist activist, you were a racist.
03:29We're not even six months out from Charlie Kirk.
03:32And Homan says the mob's trying to kill his family.
03:36I'm Tony here today.
03:37It's not over.
03:38Now the rhetoric is even tripled.
03:40Now they're saying they're murderers.
03:41They went beyond Nazis in secret.
03:43They're pleased to understand murdering people.
03:47Death threats against me alone.
03:48Had crippled.
03:49I mean, I had one yesterday.
03:50It was a little different.
03:52They didn't want to kill me.
03:53They want to kill my family.
03:55You know, tear my soul off so I suffer the rest of my life.
03:57The agent who shot Rene Good in self-defense was forced to go into hiding because of death threats.
04:03And reports now say he's suffering from internal bleeding after getting rammed by the car.
04:09Now, there was a time when even the media thought ICE was cool during Obama.
04:15They were doing ride-alongs.
04:18Under the cloak of darkness in Chicago.
04:20Attack one, guys.
04:21An immigration and customs enforcement team gears up for another long day pursuing undocumented immigrants who have been convicted of crimes in the U.S.
04:31You have evidence, right, that he's using a fake identity or?
04:35That is correct.
04:36We believe he's been using a U.S. citizen's identity to live and work.
04:40He has an Illinois driver's license.
04:41Third target, he has an unauthorized use of a weapon, which was a firearm.
04:46He has a couple DUIs.
04:48He is a criminal.
04:49He has extensive criminal history.
04:51And by taking him out of the community, it's making the community safer.
04:54So, Obama's boys were picking up illegals wanted for identity theft, DUIs, and gun charges.
05:01Now, Trump's men are nabbing killers, carjackers, and child molesters.
05:05And Bernie's like, leave my landscaper alone.
05:09They don't believe that ICE agents should be picking people up off the streets.
05:13Grandmothers and gardeners.
05:14Yeah.
05:15This Trump general movement of authoritarianism is disregard for the Constitution.
05:21General disregard for the rule of law.
05:23We cannot allow that to happen in America.
05:26Have you seen any video of ICE tackling a guy on a lawnmower?
05:31Have you seen any video of Homan arresting Jose, just watering azaleas?
05:37I haven't even seen a grandma get busted.
05:39And I have access to all the videos.
05:42Omar says ICE hasn't arrested a single criminal.
05:46They haven't been able to produce any evidence that they are finding people who are undocumented,
05:52who have committed crimes.
05:55Does Omar have TV or the Internet?
05:58I know Verizon was down today, but come on.
06:01We're swimming in mug shots.
06:04Here's a dude from Sudan convicted of homicide and assault.
06:07Or what about this bad hombre from El Salvador, convicted of three counts of homicide?
06:14According to my math, that's three dead people.
06:18Here's one from Omar's neck of the woods, a Somali national convicted of homicide.
06:23I can do whole shows of just mug shots, but then we wouldn't have time for texts.
06:30Why do Democrats want to keep these kinds of people in the country?
06:36Mayor Fry seems to, again, Matt, we've said this many times, choose illegal aliens and criminal illegal aliens over the American citizens in his city.
06:45Let me say that again.
06:47He chooses criminal aliens, aliens that would harm children, kill, rape, and maim American citizens.
06:52He chooses them over his own citizens.
06:55Minneapolis has been siding against his own citizens.
06:58Frey and Waltz let their taxpayers get fleeced out of billions by Somalians.
07:04And then they never even said, sorry, I screwed up.
07:08It took a sink or swim champ, Nick Shirley, to blow the roof off.
07:12The scandal was so big, Tim Walls retired.
07:15He yanked his re-election bid because he knew there was another shoe to drop.
07:20The Leering Center may just be the tip of the iceberg.
07:24Nick Shirley just dropped another bombshell.
07:27Turns out Somalis don't just love the daycare business.
07:32They have their hands in hundreds of car companies bringing fake kids to fake daycare centers.
07:39It's a total black hole.
07:40My research has shown that there are about 1,020 such companies in Minnesota.
07:48And more than 90% of them are Somali-owned.
07:53A lot of these companies, their address is an apartment.
07:58Some are in a house.
08:00Some are in a convenience store.
08:02Some of them in a vacant building.
08:04There's no signage.
08:05There's nobody there.
08:06Shirley and his deputy say these transportation companies are ripe for the picking.
08:13So if you have 800 companies in Minnesota that are NEMT companies, they all own 20 vehicles and they're all making 10 trips a day and it's $50 per trip.
08:25So it's 800 times 20 times 10 trips times $50 a trip.
08:33Do the math.
08:34And the reality is how many of these trips, how many of these trips are being provided?
08:37Zero.
08:38They don't have to provide any.
08:40And boom, they get paid.
08:41Nobody bothers to check.
08:44Minnesota is not even checking to make sure Somali Jr. got driven to daycare.
08:49Hunter Biden would have made more money in Minneapolis than in Ukraine.
08:52Walls was just handing out cash to whoever put their hand out and never looked to see who they were, what they did with it.
09:01Shirley's the only one in Minnesota who's knocked on doors.
09:05This does not look like Safari Transportation.
09:07Where is the transportation company?
09:09I don't see any signs denoting that there's any transportation.
09:12Hello.
09:12How are you?
09:15We're looking for the transportation company.
09:18Safari Transportation.
09:20Looking for Safari Transportation?
09:21No, there's no Safari Transportation here.
09:25No Safari Transportation?
09:26Safari Transportation, 6 or 7 seat or I don't know.
09:29We're just looking for Safari Transportation.
09:31We don't know.
09:32But this is registered for Safari Transportation, 6 or 7.
09:35Okay, we don't know.
09:36We're asking where Safari Transportation is.
09:37We don't know.
09:38Okay, so the business is not here.
09:42Somalians start a shell company.
09:45They say they have cars to take kids to daycare and they file the address at a convenience store.
09:50Surely couldn't find any cars, kids or car businesses there.
09:55But Minnesota is shoveling money at them week after week, every time they send them an invoice.
10:00So guess what happens when Shirley finds fraud?
10:03The Somalis, just like they did with the politicians, play the race card.
10:08You hate Muslims.
10:10I'm not saying I hate Muslims.
10:11You hate Muslims.
10:12We're talking about fraud.
10:13We're talking about fraud.
10:14Why are you attacking us?
10:15This is fraud.
10:15Are we the only community that suffers because of fraud?
10:17We're talking about fraud.
10:18Are we the only community that does fraud?
10:21Are we the only community that does this?
10:23This is about fraud.
10:24All right, but there's what?
10:25300 Somali providers in all of Minnesota?
10:27Uh, there's actually 800.
10:28Don't touch Cape Town.
10:29Don't touch Cape Town.
10:29Don't touch Cape Town.
10:30So, transportation companies.
10:31Don't go pro.
10:32Your security doesn't even speak English.
10:33Listen, let me tell you something.
10:34See, this isn't a race issue, sir.
10:36Listen, listen, listen.
10:36This is about fraud.
10:37You want to sacrifice the safety of 80,000 people because of f***ing 2,000 providers?
10:43Are you f***ing mad?
10:45Are you stupid?
10:46I'm not stupid.
10:47You're stupid.
10:47Where's the transportation company?
10:49What about you?
10:49Man, shooting happens in Minnesota.
10:51It will be because of you.
10:52It will be because of you.
10:53If any Somali gets hurt in Minnesota, it's because of Nick f***ing Shirley.
10:59Okay.
11:00Eighty percent of Somalis are on welfare, and they have a citywide fraud ring, and now they're
11:06the victims?
11:07No.
11:08The victims are the taxpayers.
11:10Shirley couldn't find a single legit business.
11:13Yes.
11:14We're wondering where Silver Mountain.
11:15Silver Mountain?
11:16Silver Mountain.
11:17Oh, I don't know that.
11:18What is this?
11:19It says 2722 Park Avenue.
11:21All of you.
11:22Is Silver Mountain here?
11:23Silver Mountain.
11:24You don't have a permission to do that.
11:26Okay.
11:27So, Silver Mountain does not exist.
11:28You were doing...
11:29No.
11:30The name...
11:31The name says Silver Mountain.
11:32It's just Silver Mountain.
11:33Don't ask me that.
11:34When you come...
11:35All right.
11:36So, Silver Mountain...
11:37So, Silver Mountain does not exist.
11:38You're making a business.
11:39You have millions of people watching you.
11:42Silver Mountain.
11:43Okay, sir.
11:44You have millions of people watching right now.
11:46Yes.
11:47Where is Silver Mountain home health care?
11:48I don't know where Silver Mountain is.
11:50These businesses are transportation companies, but some of the addresses don't even have parking
11:55lots.
11:56Shirley finally tracked down some of the ghost fleet, and it looks like they've been frozen
12:01in place for months.
12:02Now we're outside of this transportation vehicle company right here.
12:05Yeah, and so you can see these are the vans that say Dreamline.
12:08You can see the sticker on the window and the numbers on the rear.
12:13None of these vehicles have moved in eight months.
12:15I've been taking time stamp, date stamp photos.
12:19All these vehicles are in the exact same spot they were eight months ago.
12:23And look, there's no tire tracks, so they haven't moved.
12:26And this van as well, this is Dreamline.
12:29Dreamline was the location where we got chased out from the Somalis on 617 Seater.
12:35And this is a vehicle from Dreamline that actually didn't even exist.
12:39It was a liquor store.
12:40And now it's here and the vans haven't moved at all.
12:44These are fake companies with fake invoices, fake cars, taking fake kids to fake daycares.
12:52As Shirley got deeper, it got a little more thorny.
12:55Once inside a flea market, Shirley found himself outnumbered.
13:00Hashtag not one lucky guy.
13:02Do you guys know where advanced mobility is?
13:05Do you guys know where advanced mobility is?
13:08Yeah, we're looking for it.
13:10Never heard of it.
13:11Where's advanced mobility at?
13:13We don't care about advanced mobility.
13:14That's what we're asking for.
13:16All right, we're looking for advanced mobility.
13:18Nobody can help us right now.
13:19We got a whole group of people trying to get us out of here.
13:22We're looking for advanced mobility.
13:24Advanced mobility doesn't exist.
13:29Show me one mainstream journalist who has the coconuts to bust into mini Mogadishu's
13:34and stick a camera in their faces.
13:36This is one of the main reasons the feds are even in Minneapolis.
13:41They're there to catch crooks.
13:43But these crazy women are throwing their bodies and cars in their way to protect the scam.
13:49But people who pay taxes, they can't get enough of it.
13:53What do you think about the fraud taking place here in Minnesota?
13:56Huh?
13:57I'm a taxpayer.
13:58I don't like it.
13:59What's your message to all the fraudsters?
14:00Huh?
14:01Prosecute and take them to jail.
14:03And how do you feel knowing that, for instance, right here, a transportation company that receives money from the government is not even here?
14:09It's an apartment complex.
14:10I can say I don't like it.
14:12I'm a taxpayer.
14:13I work hard for my money.
14:15People out here fraud.
14:16They should go to jail.
14:17And should Tim Watts go to jail?
14:18Oh, he.
14:19Oh, he's cricket too, huh?
14:20All them cricket.
14:21All the politicians.
14:23Minnesota gets robbed because they're dumb or in on it.
14:27Maybe both.
14:28And every election, the politicians say, oh, we're in debt.
14:31Got to raise taxes.
14:33Good old God fearing people aren't getting what they paid for.
14:37That's how you kill the American dream.
14:39The Somalis and tampon killing the American dream in Minnesota.
14:44Foreigners get a free ride while taxpayers work their tails off and get no services back.
14:51And when we catch them, we get called racist.
14:54And then when we go arrest them, we get hounded by violent women with daddy issues.
15:00And this just in the state house just filed articles of impeachment against walls.
15:06They're accusing him of engaging in a cover up.
15:09And as we know, the cover up is worse than the crime.
15:12Nick Shirley is an investigative reporter.
15:16Great job, Nick.
15:17Were you scared?
15:18It does get a little dicey in there.
15:22I will not lie.
15:23Luckily, I had to bring four security guards just to make that video.
15:26Because of the first video, I knew going back is going to be a lot more dangerous going back.
15:30So that's why you see the men in the video there that are by my side.
15:34So the word's gotten out that you're in town and you're exposing the fraud.
15:39Have the Somalis circled the wagons?
15:43Well, I mean, what do you mean by them circling the wagons?
15:46I mean, it seems like even if they're not involved in the fraud, are they still defending the Somali tribe?
15:53Well, you heard him.
15:55You heard the one man say, he said, are we the only people that commit fraud?
15:58And so it feels like it's all sort of almost like a big community that's trying to hide from the fraud.
16:05When in reality, 89% of the fraud that's happening inside Minnesota is from Somalians.
16:10And that's just a fact of the matter.
16:12So you guys were working off of a list here.
16:15Did you go to any addresses that had cars that were taking kids to daycares?
16:21No.
16:22And I'm being 100% honest, there was not a single location we went to where there was cars that were moving people around Minnesota.
16:31And you were calling the phone numbers, too.
16:34Did anybody pick up?
16:36Yeah.
16:37Well, I mean, like Quality Learning Center, for instance, that phone number went to nowhere.
16:41If you make a phone call to any of these locations, I mean, just going to the address is enough.
16:45There wasn't anyone even there.
16:47There wasn't even signs on a lot of these places.
16:49They were apartment buildings.
16:50So, I mean, phone call wouldn't have done much.
16:52All right.
16:53So you're out on the street.
16:55And is it clear that the politicians were clueless?
17:01I mean, how could they have not known about this?
17:05Well, they obviously knew because they've enabled it to happen for so long.
17:10I mean, for instance, Quality Learning Center had over 90 violations, yet they kept giving that daycare millions of dollars.
17:16And these transportation companies, I mean, if anyone in Minnesota is watching this right now, they know what I'm talking about because you drive around Minneapolis and you'll see nobody inside of these transportation vehicles.
17:26I mean, without giving away your logistics, what's next?
17:31Well, I think there's a lot more fraud to be exposed across the country, and there might be more fraud exposed inside Minnesota.
17:39There's a lot of fraud, and fraud is very, very, very deep in Minnesota.
17:44Well, it looks like the taxpayers love it, and we love it.
17:48Keep up the great work.
17:49You're doing better work than the New York Times.
17:51So stay safe, Nick.
17:53Thank you, Jesse.
17:56Congresswoman Anna Paulina Luna, I mean, right there, you should have subpoenas flying all over that city.
18:03What are you guys going to do in Congress?
18:05Well, I did hear from Chairman Comer that he will be subpoenaing the Attorney General of Minnesota, but also, too, in our last hearing we did hear directly from some of the Republican state legislators and actually did ask them extensive questions in regards to what and who was covering up the information.
18:24Obviously, fraud has been going on for some time, and we also want to know if investigations were being shut down or if there was pressure campaigns being put on them by both the governor and the attorney general.
18:34And as a result of their testimony, actually, last week, I referred both the attorney general of Minnesota as well as the governor for a criminal referral and investigation to the Department of Justice for covering up the fraud, failure to execute their position of office.
18:49And also to remember, there's that recording where allegedly the attorney general of Minnesota is actually saying that he would ignore recommendations of HHS in an effort to receive political support from the Somali community.
19:01So obviously, we have to ensure that no one is above the law.
19:04And that includes the Department of Justice following through on those those referrals of which we've been so far one for one with Jerome Powell.
19:11So let's we'll see what's next.
19:13Is the Department of Justice currently investigating Tim Walls and Keith Ellison?
19:22I did get response that they received our message, and I do think that those investigations are coming next.
19:27Yes, Jesse.
19:28Wow.
19:28And this is now a cover up investigation because we know about the whistleblowers and we have Keith Ellison on tape.
19:38Correct.
19:38I that's what I believe based on the testimony and based on what we're hearing.
19:41I believe that they knew about this and they willfully ignored it.
19:43Right.
19:44And then we have the people backdating and forging documents once the audit went out.
19:48And that's what your committee broke the other day.
19:50And Napoleon, a great to talk to you.
19:52Keep up the good work.
19:54So why are women falling for bad hombres inside the mind of an ice stalker?
20:06Wake up, babe.
20:07Kamikaze Karens are back.
20:10Good for you.
20:11Good for you.
20:14Don't move.
20:15Put your hands in your pocket.
20:16I'm not going to turn you up.
20:16You've got to move.
20:17Get out of the way.
20:18I don't vote.
20:20And the media is drooling.
20:22Quote, this is what democracy looks like.
20:24Moms in cars armed with nothing but iPhones and a clear view of right and wrong.
20:30The cavalry is here to save us and she's driving a minivan.
20:34Public service announcement.
20:35If you love your mom, don't let her turn into an ice stalker.
20:41Moms with minivans are training like a militia, but not anybody can join.
20:46First, you have to pass a battery of psychological tests.
20:49You must hate men.
20:51You know, one thing that hating men has trained me for is literally trained me for chasing
20:57ice cars off of my street.
20:59Five of them right now, following down the neighborhood, honking, blowing whistles, telling
21:04them all that rage that I have felt towards men is coming out.
21:11I have been trained for this moment.
21:16Phase two gets a bit more physical.
21:18It's time to shred, not the weight.
21:21We love women in all shapes and sizes.
21:24You need to shed your whiteness.
21:27In order to dismantle white supremacy, we have to be willing to lose the benefits of whiteness.
21:33Means they kill us, too.
21:35That's what that means.
21:37And it's time for some radical acceptance about that, guys.
21:39That's what it's going to take to dismantle white supremacy, is losing the benefits of
21:43the system.
21:44So we can't be so shocked as white people continue to die.
21:50White women need to die to dismantle white supremacy.
21:56That's one way to do it.
21:58Step three, body and mind.
22:01Push your body to the breaking point and let your body be a barrier.
22:06There's times where I'm scared, but I'll still approach a vehicle like doesn't stop me or
22:11any of us from showing up and actually not only showing up, but putting ourselves in
22:17a position of just like a bear, almost like a barrier between them trying to get vulnerable
22:23people, people who don't speak the language for me.
22:26And when you get thirsty, no water, especially not with ice.
22:31Instead, sip on a nice tall cup of F ice cold brew.
22:36Sounds aggressive, right?
22:38It's not.
22:39It's all love.
22:42She died because she chose love and solidarity over fear.
22:46And we will make sure the world never forgets her name.
22:50It's a tragedy.
22:52She died, but love was not the cause of death.
22:56Women shouldn't be getting in between armed agents and foreign fugitives.
23:01It's like driving a car in front of a SWAT team serving a search warrant.
23:05Someone's going to get hurt.
23:07Women are not designed for violence or danger.
23:11These are manhunts with guns and armored cars.
23:14And the illegals have nothing to lose.
23:16If they get caught, they know it's over.
23:18And these illegals have shown they will break the law and they will hurt you.
23:24Ice agents are getting assaulted and rammed by illegals and now women.
23:29Women who are not professional drivers and not athletes.
23:33From what we've seen, they're clumsy and reckless and have no sense of danger.
23:39And all these politicians are basically trafficking them.
23:43Women are crossing state lines, getting used and getting hurt.
23:47And Democrats are making money from it.
23:50They're fundraising off it.
23:52They're using women as human shields to hold the country hostage.
23:57Tampon just addressed the nation and said this.
24:01You have an absolute right to peacefully film ICE agents as they conduct these activities.
24:07So carry your phone with you at all times.
24:09And if you see these ICE agents in your neighborhood, take out that phone and hit record.
24:15Help us create a database of the atrocities against Minnesotans.
24:19Not just to establish a record for posterity, but to bank evidence for future prosecution.
24:26Wow.
24:28Corolla, he's got a better idea.
24:30They essentially create chaos and then say they don't want chaos.
24:35So it's essentially tons of chaos saying we don't want chaos and then saying, don't you want the chaos to stop?
24:45And I'm like, yeah, I'd like the chaos to stop.
24:47But the answer isn't abolish ICE.
24:49The answer is you keep your fat ass at home.
24:52Nationally syndicated radio host Dana Lash joins me now.
24:57Dana, take us inside the minds of some of these female ICE stalkers.
25:03What drives them?
25:05A lack of hobbies, Jesse.
25:07A lack of hobbies, a lack of friends, a lack of exercise.
25:11These broads need to stay home and stop driving their cars into ICE agents.
25:15They have a hard enough time on a good day without people in the middle of the street.
25:18So they don't need to be out there boxing them in and stalking them all day.
25:22This is ridiculous.
25:24I mean, I was thinking about this earlier.
25:26And remember in the 90s, you had the soccer moms and those were the women that were they were really recruited by the Democrats to be like this agitator layer in their voting base.
25:36And then after 9-11, it became the security moms.
25:39And those women swung towards the GOP.
25:42Now you're having the ICE moms and Democrats are trying to, ahead of midterms,
25:46really ignite the subsection of their voter base.
25:48That's what I think largely a lot of this is.
25:51And then I think a lot of it is self-indulgent women who think of themselves as these little micro crusaders
25:56who think that it really means a lot if they get up and just start yelling at people trying to do their jobs.
26:03Maybe go be home with your kids.
26:05Maybe raise your families.
26:06And maybe stop running defense for child predators and rapists.
26:11I think we've all seen the released published list of these people that are being detained.
26:15Jesse, I was looking at a list of people that were just apprehended in Minnesota.
26:19You want to know how many rapists were on that list?
26:22I mean, actual brutal rapists, child molesters, pedophiles.
26:27This is who these women are running defense for.
26:30How are you as a mother going to go out there and run defense for rapists and child predators
26:35and go after the good guys trying to do the jobs that we, the same women, the voters, elected them to do?
26:41And then go home and look at your families at night and pat yourself on the back and act like you did a good thing.
26:46I think some of these broads have too much Chardonnay in their Stanleys.
26:49They need to get to a gym and stop running after ICE.
26:52Yeah, well, Walls is saying, you know, don't go film the Somali fraud like Nick Shirley.
26:56Bust out your phones and film the atrocities taking place in Minneapolis, courtesy of ICE agents.
27:05What's that about for prosecution, he says.
27:10He doesn't want to be prosecuted.
27:12Tim Walls, Keith Ellison, Jacob Fry, Ilan Omar.
27:15They need this to be the distraction because they've taken millions of dollars in our hard-earned taxpayer dollars.
27:21So now they want to flip the script and they think they're going to be able to do it.
27:25But honestly, the more that DHS, and can I say Department of Homeland Security has been doing a great job of publicizing this and they need to continue doing it.
27:32Every single time they release all these names, I mean, all people have to look at, look at the names, look at the offenses.
27:38They don't want those people running around in our streets, people who've been running around raping people, I mean, being here illegally for over a decade.
27:45These are facts, that's who they're defending.
27:47Yep, sure is.
27:48Omar says it's just a bunch of gardeners, but maybe she can turn on the internet and find out the truth.
27:54Gardeners who rape people, maybe.
27:55Maybe.
27:57Dana, great to see you.
27:58Thanks so much for the insight.
28:00Breaking news on Kamala Harris.
28:09The impeachment queen might be retiring, but her legacy is living on.
28:13Would you support impeachment if Democrats take back the House?
28:18Because on the list of criminals and offenses, if many of the things we've seen over the last year from the president are not impeachable offenses, I'm unsure about what is.
28:28Yes, I do.
28:29Hmm.
28:30Impeachment's not going to stop the golden age.
28:33The act's getting old.
28:34The left's going into hiding.
28:36Stephen A., he launched a Crockett search party.
28:39Jasmine Crockett has been invited on this show a multitude of times.
28:44You sitting down talking to everybody else, how come you ain't sitting down and talking to me?
28:49Scared of what I'm going to ask?
28:53I don't know.
28:54I have no clue.
28:56But if you're going to say something like that about somebody, hell, say it to their face.
29:00Even SNL's turning on Democrats.
29:04They want to break up with Hillary.
29:06At the time, there was a very girl bossy, like, Obamacore-ish, like, hey, don't talk like that.
29:14We're going to crash the glass ceiling, girl.
29:18And I tore my hair back, checked my nails.
29:21It was a very that.
29:22And so I don't look back in regrets because we were part of the culture we were part of.
29:29Should we have listened to the populist message all along?
29:31Is that ultimately what would work for them?
29:33Yes.
29:34The whole machine's eating itself alive.
29:37Trump's not just giving libs the finger.
29:39He's making CBS say gracias.
29:42Tony, we have now the hottest country in the world.
29:46And a year and a half ago, our country was dead.
29:48We had a dead country.
29:49You wouldn't have a job right now.
29:50If she got in, you probably wouldn't have a job right now.
29:54Your boss, who's an amazing guy, might be bust.
29:58OK, might be might be bust.
30:00I doubt it in his case, but you'd never know.
30:02Let me just tell you, you wouldn't have this job.
30:06You wouldn't have this job, certainly whatever the hell they're paying you.
30:10Trump's right.
30:11Kamala would have been bad for business and the country.
30:14She's better off on a beach.
30:17Literally.
30:17Mamala just bought an eight million dollar Barbie Malibu dream house.
30:23Here are the highlights.
30:25Indoor, outdoor living.
30:26A spa bathroom with soaking tub.
30:29Built in speakers everywhere.
30:31Perfect for Doug's spin class.
30:34Backyard gets even better.
30:35Full kitchen.
30:37Private putting green.
30:38And of course, a big, beautiful fire pit.
30:41Because Malibu definitely needs more fires.
30:44It's been burnt to a crisp, thanks to Democrats, but not Kamala's new neighborhood.
30:50It's untouched.
30:52Nice going.
30:54So Kamala squandered two billion dollars in donor money.
30:57Didn't win a single state.
30:59Made the DNC pay off her debt.
31:01Wrote a gossip book and blamed everyone else for her losing.
31:05And then splurged eight mil on a Malibu mansion.
31:09Not a great look.
31:10Let's bring in former House Speaker K-Mac.
31:15Wow.
31:17That's a nice spread.
31:21She's of the people.
31:23But, you know, it raised three issues with me.
31:25The first question was, she did not sell that many books to buy an eight million dollar home.
31:31Secondly is, how does she buy a home while all those homes in Pacific Palisades and Malibu burnt down but can't rebuild and were a year after?
31:39But she has no problem going to buy that home.
31:42The third one is, did she ever pay off that 20 million dollars she still owed her campaign?
31:48Because last I looked, she had not.
31:50So she's going to default on those small businesses or those workers who worked on her campaign but put herself first.
31:57That says a lot about her character on whether she wants to run again.
32:01That's her campaign motto?
32:03I'm wondering where the money came from.
32:05Because Doug and Mamala didn't have that kind of net worth to be able to buy an eight million dollar mansion in Malibu.
32:12They just didn't.
32:13And the book advance isn't even fully through.
32:16She didn't sell that many copies.
32:18And it wasn't nearly enough to plunk down like even, what, seven million, six out of the eight?
32:26Something smells fishy.
32:28Can't do it.
32:29It does a lot.
32:30But think about this.
32:32How many people did she owe that can't even buy a $200,000 house that she defaulted on her campaign?
32:39And she doesn't think about herself that maybe if she had that money, she should pay them off.
32:45Follow through on your own word.
32:47Pay off your debt that you had from your campaign losing.
32:49You had $2 billion.
32:51I mean, between Kamala and Walls, the way these two handle money, if they had gotten in charge of the treasury, this country would have been bankrupt in like four years.
33:03Think about those two.
33:04But the one thing we do know, it doesn't matter if she sold millions of books.
33:08She would not be as successful as a Somalian daycare center.
33:12That's true.
33:12That's where the real money is.
33:13That's right.
33:13Real money is in the leering centers.
33:16I came back.
33:17Great to see you.
33:17People don't go to Harvard.
33:18People don't go to Wall Street anymore.
33:20If they want to make real money, they go to Minnesota and open a daycare center.
33:23That's where I'm going.
33:25See you later.
33:26Oprah, pregnant men and testosterone.
33:30All right.
33:37We got water's cooler.
33:38Let's bring in host of Fox News Saturday night, the self-proclaimed ratings fairy, Jimmy Ferry.
33:44There he is.
33:44How are we doing, Jimmy?
33:45Better now.
33:46Let's go.
33:46All right.
33:46Trump, not just healthy, he's setting records.
33:51He's got his incredible health.
33:54Dr. Haas looked at his medical records and said he's got the highest testosterone level
34:01that he's ever seen for an individual over 70 years old.
34:07I know the president will be happy that I repeat that.
34:11The president is loving this week.
34:14I was just going to say that.
34:15Congrats to Dr. Haas on getting a free Mar-a-Lago membership for life in any other country club.
34:20You know how much he loves this because he'll never stop talking about it.
34:24You know the cognitive test he aced?
34:25Yes.
34:26It was like term one, but it comes up in every press conference.
34:28He's like, I aced it.
34:29He's going to walk around calling himself Mr. T now.
34:31He's probably going to say, I pity the fool.
34:33He's going to start wearing gold.
34:35I love this.
34:35I think it's amazing.
34:36What is high testosterone for a 70-year-old?
34:39Well, you know what it is?
34:40Honestly, it's the ability to spontaneously get on the roof of the White House
34:45after the last president wasn't allowed to take the big boy steps on the plane.
34:49He's definitely showing you a lot more energy.
34:51He definitely is.
34:52Can men get pregnant?
34:54Let's ask a doctor.
34:57So can men get pregnant?
34:59Again, the reason I paused there is I'm not really sure what the goal of the question is.
35:04The goal is just to establish a biological reality.
35:07Biological men.
35:07Can they get pregnant?
35:08I also think yes, no questions like this are a political tool.
35:12No, yes, no questions are about the truth.
35:14As a medical professional and as a scientist, can men get pregnant?
35:18I think you're also conflating male and female.
35:21This is extraordinary.
35:22No, I'm not conflating male and female.
35:25Oh, wow.
35:26Can I say something?
35:27We might have to get Nick Shirley back in here because we found one person who studied
35:30quality leering.
35:31She might have taken the biology class after all.
35:36This has always been the biggest charade in the history of the world.
35:38And you know this.
35:40Obviously, men can't get pregnant.
35:41No guy watching at home has ever gotten a phone call on a football Sunday that was like,
35:45we can't make it.
35:46Vinny's going into labor.
35:48Yeah, he's dilating right now.
35:50His thing is at like two centimeters.
35:51We're going to deliver it here.
35:52Hut, hut, hut.
35:53Come on, Vinny.
35:54You can do a push.
35:55All right.
35:56Next is Oprah hot.
35:59She's on the fat shot and she's showing off.
36:04All these years, I thought I was overeating.
36:08I was standing there with all the food noise, what I ate, what I should eat, how many calories
36:11was that?
36:12How long is it going to take?
36:13I thought that that was because of me and my fault.
36:16Now I understand that if you carry the obesity gene, if that is what you have, that is what
36:22makes you overeat.
36:24You don't overeat and become obese.
36:27Obesity causes you to overeat.
36:30That was about as confusing as can men get pregnant.
36:35Well, first of all, to Oprah, I mean, if you do want to go out in public again and feel
36:39skinny, that's probably the show to do it on.
36:41Oh, listen, I can tell those jokes because they are chasing me around this building with
36:46an Olympic needle.
36:47I walk in, they're just jamming at me.
36:49But here's the thing, man.
36:50Nobody knows anything about no obesity gene.
36:53I actually Googled it to be like, am I missing something here?
36:56So she's blaming her bad genes.
36:58This is like a reverse American Eagle ad.
37:00Do you remember how Sidney Sweeney was like, I got good genes?
37:02And that was like a bad thing to say.
37:03Now you can blame your bad genes.
37:05I don't know.
37:06What's on your show Saturday night?
37:08Fox News Saturday night is turning two this Saturday.
37:11So we have defied all of the odds makers in Vegas.
37:14Everybody lost money on this show lasting that long, including me.
37:16I'm out of a lot of money.
37:17So we got to make it a good show.
37:19Kennedy will be there.
37:19Campania will be there.
37:20Jenny Phelan will be there if she makes weight.
37:22Come on, Jenny.
37:23You can do it.
37:23Stop it.
37:24He shorted his own show.
37:25Always.
37:26And before we let you go, who crossed their legs harder?
37:31Kamala or Gavin?
37:33It's obviously Gavin because he has the man parts.
37:36Okay?
37:37He's better at crossing them.
37:39If you were in San Francisco in the 90s, you'd know Kamala's better at opening them.
37:42Good night, everybody.
37:44Jimmy's got to go.
37:45I'll see you Saturday.
37:46Wow.
37:47He crossed his legs like a pregnant man.
37:48We'll see you on Saturday night.
37:50More primetime.
37:51Straight ahead.
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38:39Text time.
38:40Jamie from Clarence, New York.
38:42The angry man confronting Nick Shirley said, we're not the only community doing this.
38:47Was that an admission of guilt?
38:50Jeff from Syracuse.
38:52Hey, Tim, how about we grab our phones and record the Minnesota fraud instead?
38:57Yeah, I'd like to make an announcement.
38:58I think everybody should go to Minneapolis, turn their phones on, and head to Somaliland.
39:04Perry from Oxford, Maine.
39:06Home and better deport all those male illegals before they get pregnant.
39:11Those men are having a lot of anchor babies.
39:14Jim from Yorktown, Virginia.
39:16Less rosy, more texts.
39:19No problem.
39:20Jim from Gold Canyon, Arizona.
39:22What happened to climate change?
39:24You don't buy an $8 million home on the beach if you think the ocean's rising.
39:30They always buy homes on the coast, don't they?
39:34Steve from St. Louis, Missouri.
39:36We already have DEI Thursday and TDS Tuesday.
39:39How about Mugshot Monday?
39:41How about it?
39:42I think we just got our new segment.
39:44I'm Waters, and this is my world.
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