00:02My fiancee bought at Trader Joe's a massive bag of crostinis.
00:06I'm talking about there was like 150 crostinis in this bag.
00:09You knock them all down.
00:10That bag didn't last 36 hours.
00:12It's hard to stop eating the crostinis.
00:15What the hell is that?
00:17You know what they have?
00:18I don't like Trader Joe's.
00:20I think it's overrated.
00:21You don't like TJ's?
00:22No, but do you know what they have there?
00:24Harry and David pairs.
00:26The Harry and David pairs are the best pairs on the planet.
00:30Shout out to the pairs.
00:31But they have the best pairs.
00:33Harry and David.
00:33But usually you have to buy them.
00:35It was mail order.
00:36Harry and David.
00:37There's a couple of Harry and David stores.
00:39I think there's one at Aventura Mall.
00:41But they're selling them now at Trader Joe's.
00:44I am telling you, Solana, if you've never had Harry and David pairs before,
00:48it's $9.99.
00:50You get six pairs.
00:51The best pair you'll ever eat in your life.
00:54In your life.
00:56Also, Chris Greer was fired.
01:00That's a dollar plus a per pair?
01:02That's crazy.
01:03That's how good these pairs are.
01:04That's how good these pairs are.
01:05If you're buying cheap pairs, that's on you.
01:07But these are good pairs.
01:08Granny Smith Apple.
01:0930 cents.
01:10I have to say, in all honesty, and I like Chris Greer,
01:14and I was a proponent for Chris Greer.
01:17You know how I was when Stephen Ross, at the end of last season,
01:19said the big three are coming back.
01:21I was like, yeah, I'm down with it.
01:23Big three are coming back.
01:24Well, I was the only one referring to them as the big three.
01:27But you could make the case that Chris Greer was the most unsuccessful general manager.
01:37You'd have to do longer than, say, three years or whatever in the history of the NFL.
01:42So, I'm not kidding you.
01:46For the amount of time and to never have had a playoff win?
01:52Never.
01:53It had to be.
01:54It had to be.
01:55Back in the day, the Buccaneers, the Browns recently.
01:59There's been some terrible teams.
02:01Okay, how about the most unsuccessful tenure of an NFL executive in the history of the league?
02:13Because he has been there 26 years.
02:15Yeah.
02:16That's essentially the entire amount of time that they are devoid of a playoff win.
02:23And again, I'm not just crapping on Chris Greer because I happen to like him.
02:27But for those, you know, who are saying, well, I mean, was it really the GM?
02:33No, last night was not the GM's fault.
02:36No, it was not.
02:38But he has not had a successful tenure.
02:41No, not at all.
02:42And all the good picks you could pick, you could name.
02:45There's a lot of bad ones.
02:47But like you're saying, on success level, success level of the teams that I've been a part of constructing,
02:52I've never won a playoff game.
02:54That's damning.
02:56I mean, that's kind of damning.
02:57I don't know if this is accurate or not.
02:58I read this by a couple different people this morning.
03:02Chris Greer went the longest tenure as a general manager in the NFL in the history of the league without a playoff win.
03:13Well, how long was he technically the general manager?
03:15That's why I don't know exactly where they're starting his general manager ship.
03:21Because if it's an entire tenure at the team, of course.
03:26But he didn't have personnel, say, at the beginning.
03:29Which is why I kind of couched it with like, I really want to check this.
03:32But most general, I mean, he's been there at least 10 years, right?
03:34I mean, 2016 is when he became a general manager.
03:38But that was a little bit murky because he was sharing decision powers with another general manager.
03:45I started in 2018.
03:47Someone's chatting in.
03:48Hawk doesn't remember Matt Millen.
03:49But I don't think Matt Millen stayed 10 years as the GM.
03:54What was he, the GM of Detroit?
03:56I think Matt Millen was Detroit when he was terrible.
04:00Was he there 10 years without a playoff win?
04:04No.
04:05That's what you're saying.
04:05That tenure is a big part of it because that's a long time.
04:09How many rebuilds was that?
04:12How many coaches?
04:13How many rebuilds?
04:14Like, you have, that's a lot of time.
04:17And that's a low bar, by the way.
04:19Hey, deliver us one playoff win in a decade.
04:23That's kind of a low bar if you can't do that.
04:26Yes, you're right.
04:27That's, like, by no, like you said, you could argue.
04:31You can't argue his tenure was a success at all.
04:34No.
04:35No.
04:35Yeah, so that's why they had to get rid of him.
04:39But, and he had, you can't even say he had bad coaches because he was a part of picking those coaches out.
04:43So he thought Gates was good.
04:45He thought McDaniel was good.
04:46He thought Brian Flores, which he probably is good.
04:48He thought, who was before that, Philbin?
04:50No, like, he was a part of all those guys.
04:53Hand-selected Flores and McDaniel for sure.
04:56Hawk, if Chris Greer today is putting together his resume, he's going to go try to get another job and another front office.
05:02Maybe not as a GM, but just a job.
05:04And they're going to ask him, what can you point to in Miami as a reason why we should hire you?
05:09What does he point to?
05:11The 2023 team that blew a three-game division and lost by double-digit division lead and lost by double digits in the first round of the playoffs?
05:19Like, genuinely, I don't know.
05:21Is that the bright spot of Chris Greer's GM tenure in Miami, the 2023 season?
05:28He would have to go players that are very good, and I evaluated them.
05:36Like Robert Hunt, which isn't on the team anymore, or Javon Holland.
05:40A lot of the players would be – well, I don't know if Javon is having a great season.
05:44I'm not certain you'd point to him.
05:45Heard again.
05:47Heard again.
05:47Well, it's trading for Tyreek.
05:48That's his best move.
05:50Right?
05:50Trading for Tyreek.
05:52But you – it's not like you finagled anything.
05:57You paid a guy a bunch of money who –
05:59Right, like he wanted a giant payday, and you said, we'll give it to him.
06:04But he still pulled it off.
06:05I mean, there were sure other teams that could have pulled that trade off.
06:08They did not.
06:09The Laramie Tunsil trade, where he got a boatload of picks back, I mean, he didn't use them well.
06:13Right.
06:13But, I mean, I'm just saying, like, if you're looking, like, what was the bright spot of Chris Greer's time here as GM?
06:21I think you hit it on the head.
06:23Laramie Tunsil is the best one I've heard so far.
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