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00:00Anyway. Welcome back. It's okay we are not on fire. Cheech and Chong. I'm just going to put that dart out. Stop. Stop. We'll put it away. We're asking this morning if you've ever wanted to learn how to read a palm.
00:21It was jacket on jacket off jacket on jacket off some rain would come dominated this year's mercury prize for breast best of British or breast best of British or Irish album Erica promised some soupy weather and soupy it was you said pea soup and it was close to pee. Well pea soup and lots of lightning out there too Eric. Very cool. Thank you Qantas. Very good. You get your jammies.
00:48Oh yeah I've got a big you must have a collection now too. Not as big as yours my friend. Are we talking about jammies? Yeah we are. We are talking about bigger than Bob Carr's collection of jammies. I was on the plane one time with Robbie Williams I kid you not and he we this is a few years back. Think before you speak. I'm just saying it's a few years back and I think Robbie was so taken with the jammies he just got off in them.
01:15Oh he got off the plane. Got off the plane. Yes. Well he probably did both.
01:22The hardest things about Corona is that you the most basic human need is for connection for for touching for hugging. So apart from my partner there's that I can't hug my children my grandchildren. So nature is beautiful. So you express your love for nature by hugging a tree. That's what we're doing.
01:45And also we wanted to try a menage a tree. Oh my goodness. One park ranger adds hugging a tree as a way to express love and get love in return. Wait wait. I'm not going there Bob. Wait did that wait. Did you hurt him? Was that real? Did he just say that? Stop. He totally did. Rewind that back. No.
02:06Your anger and your hate I think is coming off as erratic to people. Passion. My passion. It's all passion. Your passion is coming off as erratic to people.
02:14Right. Well you borrow my brain for five seconds and just be like dude can't handle it. Unplug this bastard. Yeah. Some are saying that you're bipolar.
02:21I'm by winning. I win here and I win there. Now what? And so you know just to just to see it's oftentimes as unknown but occasionally you know a giant marquee name comes through on your caller ID and it's like winning.
02:36Tell me about the last time you took drugs. The last time I took drugs I probably took more than than than anybody could survive. You know.
02:43What are we talking about? How much? I don't know man. I was banging seven gram rocks and finishing them because that's how I roll. I have one speed. I have one gear. Go.
02:51How do you survive that? You know I get tiger blood man. You don't worry that you're going to die when you take that many drugs. Dying's for fools.
02:58The Australian dollar is down against the euro. Richard we don't care about the Australian dollar. The Aussie dollar is down against the greenback. We don't care about the greenback.
03:07Ross what did you have in the spa with you and Dickie? Oh gee a lot of Dickie I've got to say. But there was also a fair bit of champagne as well.
03:21Go.
03:23We're definitely going to be having another gorgeous sunrise this morning. If you go outside to maybe watch it with the coffee. You might want to make sure it's like iced coffee.
03:41Or just don't wear a jacket or pants or wear pants. Wear pants. Wear pants. Just wear like shorts or something. We know what you meant with.
03:48I know what she meant but that doesn't make it any less funny. Don't take that advice folks.
03:54Don't take that advice folks.
04:10Don't take that.
04:13Don't take that.
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