00:00And what about, so this guy went home, presumably, and told his wife,
00:06listen, I was at the cow farm today, and I lost my wedding ring because a cow sucked it off.
00:13That's right. Or maybe his wife was asking what else the cow was sucking off.
00:21And that had absolutely nothing to do with sports, and they said, look, you can't have this opinion,
00:26it's too conservative, we're not going to allow it. I think that's a bad move. I'm a First
00:31Amendment absolutist. I believe in only two things completely, the First Amendment and boobs. And so
00:37once they made the decision that they were not going to allow a conservative, non-sports-related
00:43commentary, they couldn't do it either. Hold on, hold on, hold on. I just want to make sure I heard
00:46you correctly as a woman anchoring the show. Did you say, what did you say? You believe in the
00:50First Amendment and BWOBS? Boobs. Two things that have only never let me down in this entire
00:57country's history, the First Amendment and boobs. So those are the only two things I believe in,
01:01absolutely, in the country. Richard Reid in Hollywood, good morning, little buddy.
01:06Let's kick off with... Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, excuse me, whoa. Are you Richard Wilkins' love child
01:12or something? You're younger. You look at the spitting image. Are you going to call you,
01:15I'm going to call you Little Dick? Okay. Yeah, wow. That's, yeah, great. Thank you.
01:20Wouldn't be the first time. Thank you so much. I'm really glad I'm free. I've said yes to doing this.
01:25It's 2023 and right now I am joined by NBA Commissioner Adam Silver and this is huge news for this city.
01:32What factors ultimately led to you picking Salt Lake City for the return?
01:36We're going to teach you how to cook the perfect barbecue and you've always got to wear the perfect
01:41apron. I brought my own along this morning but it's been deemed a little too risque for this
01:45time in the morning so our producer Marietta put a nice little leaf on there. That was the most
01:51interesting part of the day, let me tell you. It is little. Let's... Oh, thank you, Carl.
01:59All right, let's take a look at the weather. It's like a mint leaf. One of the lollies, a little green.
02:07It's not a green, Carl. Put it that way. It's a very large fig tree leaf. It's a sprig
02:13of oregano. Yes? Does anyone have a leaf blower?
02:27I'm not even touching that, Carl. I can see. Under the circumstances, it's probably a very good thing,
02:34Davey. Right, back to my mate.
02:38January 30th, 2008. Who can forget Diana Zeltzer, the redhead, and her blonde friend Stephanie Woods, who made headlines for stealing about
02:46$160 from a nine-year-old girl selling Girl Scout cookies outside of Winn-Dixie.
02:51Basically, me and my friend Stephanie, we needed some money. We saw a girl selling Girl Scout cookies. We saw an envelope with money in it and I grabbed it and she drove away.
03:01Zeltzer said she really wasn't sorry about it. It's not her money. A nine-year-old girl was selling it, but it's not like she was going to make that money.
03:11Then, of course, there was her friend Stephanie, who also wasn't the least bit sorry.
03:15My friend goes into Winn-Dixie. I was waiting outside of here, like, ready to leave. So she grabs the envelope. She snatched it really quick. She ran to my car and we left and we parked and we split the money.
03:26Stephanie found the whole thing funny. Why did you do it?
03:28Um, I mean, who doesn't like money? I mean, I don't know.
03:34But it's a crime.
03:35I know it's a crime, but it was an easy crime.
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