R rated news bloopers  #16  (2025) - video Dailymotion

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00:00Do you know, if it had, like, ham in it, it's closer to a British carbonara.

00:15Oh no!

00:16It is!

00:17No, that's true.

00:18Oh, well, I'm glad you're standing there.

00:20Do you agree?

00:21Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:22But you know what I mean?

00:23If my grandmother had wheels, she would have been a bike.

00:25You know, what, you know, it's, you know, what, I assume, you know, it doesn't make any

00:30sense what you said.

00:31It's a different recipe.

00:32It's got nothing to do with macaroni cheese, you know, what?

00:37There will be a U.S. Air Force F-22, the Navy's F-A-18, super horny.

00:43The super horny?

00:44Is that supposed to be horny?

00:46I said horny in the thing.

00:48I don't know.

00:49I don't know.

00:50I was just sticking that over here.

00:52Yeah, I'm not sure what that's all about.

00:54I said it.

00:55It was in the prompter.

00:56And then I thought, for f**k's sake, excuse me, I just said it on air.

00:59Tom, we're...

01:00Oscar de la Renta!

01:06You like those R's?

01:07Sorry, did I give you a little bit of a shower there?

01:09No, it means I can't eat the spring roll now.

01:10I have to pick another one afterwards.

01:11It's got your R's all over it.

01:13Oh!

01:14You!

01:15There's kids watching, Richard.

01:17No one wants to say that.

01:18Can you eat this one?

01:19Yeah.

01:20Kids?

01:21I'm asking just in case you have one of your...

01:24I can do this.

01:25I can do that.

01:26I can do the other.

01:27Seriously, since you've been up the fluff or whatever it's called, it's been...

01:34Oh, how do you say it again?

01:36We had this conversation this morning.

01:37You've been a nightmare to cook with.

01:39You have to be really careful out there.

01:40You do.

01:41We've had sex...

01:42Six, rather.

01:43Consecutive days of...

01:44Okay.

01:45All right.

01:46That was a Freudian slip, but we're going to pretend like we didn't hear it.

02:00Oh, viewers at home.

02:04What are you going to say?

02:06I'm just going to...

02:07Well, if you are, you know...

02:08Pregnant.

02:09Pregnant.

02:10I was going to say something else, but I never remember which is what you normally say.

02:13Up the fluff.

02:14That's what you said to me.

02:15I was going to say up the muff, but that is completely wrong.

02:17Although technically it's right, it's wrong to say.

02:21So, we put this in here.

02:23Oh, sorry.

02:24After two hours, it goes in here.

02:26Yes.

02:27Go on.

02:28Apologize.

02:29I know you won't apologize on my behalf.

02:30I'm not going to.

02:31I know you won't apologize on my behalf.

02:33No, no, no.

02:34I'm not going to.

02:35Okay.

02:36There's nothing to apologize because that was scientifically correct.

02:40So, see?

02:41This is what I mean.

02:42What's a duff?

02:43Stop it.

02:44No, no, no.

02:45No, no.

02:46No, no.

02:47No, no.

02:48No, no.

02:49No, no.

02:50It doesn't actually fit into it.

02:51That suit darts worked a treat, hasn't it?

02:55Yes, I'm going for the emaciated look this morning.

02:58You look like a pimp from Tamworth.

03:00Thank you, sir.

03:05No worries.

03:06I don't know how to quit you, Carl.

03:07Yeah.

03:08I don't know how to quit you, boy.

03:09Not that I would know what that looked like, either.

03:11Just imagine.

03:12Thank you, Stevie.

03:13It's a struggle bus.

03:14Yeah, every morning she's like, I can't breathe.

03:16You're like, what is that?

03:17Don't take my inhaler away.

03:18I really need that.

03:19I mean, the other day, April had to, you know, give her some mouth-to-mouth to keep

03:23it going.

03:24It was really odd.

03:25It was a life-saving move, though.

03:27April.

03:28Nothing more.

03:29Is there any video?

03:30Honestly, we just got a really bizarre look into his fantasy life.

03:34Sorry, April.

03:35I'm pretty sure that didn't happen.

03:37I'm pretty sure I'd remember that.

03:39Oh, you'd remember.

03:41Yes.

03:42Yes.

03:43All right.

03:44Your skin's beautiful.

03:46I love that.

03:47What?

03:48That's how we should do the promo.

03:49Yeah, caught out.

03:50Caught out, Furming.

03:51Tomorrow.

03:53Yeah, caught out.

03:54Caught out, Furming.

03:56Tomorrow.

03:57Yes.

03:58You remember the promo.

03:59Yeah.

04:00Yes.

04:02Yeah.

04:03Uh-huh.

04:04Yeah.

04:05Yeah.

04:06Deux.

04:08Oh, yeah.

04:09Yeah.

04:10Yeah.

04:11Oh, yeah.

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