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clips of news bloopers that are R rated that happened live on the air

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00:00Finally, South Korea, I love this story, has introduced female friendly parking spaces known as she spots.
00:09They're longer, they're wider, similar to spaces for disabled drivers, but coloured pink with a mini skirt logo.
00:15And the government says it's not making a statement, it's not sexist, it's simply adding a female touch.
00:21Georgie Gardner.
00:22I love it, I love it. I'm going to ask Channel 9 for a G-spot.
00:26I don't know where we're headed. Georgie, that is brilliant.
00:32That's great, Georgie.
00:34Do you reckon they'll be able to find you one?
00:36Probably not, the network's run by me.
00:38You can only find that park yourself, Georgie.
00:42Maybe even some snowflakes on Sunday, all of those details here in just a couple of minutes. Mark?
00:46Gonna have to get the ski boobs out of the ski bibs out for the Easter egg hunt.
00:51Now if you ever found yourself with snakes on a plane, you might want to be sitting next to one of these guys.
00:57This image going viral after a Qatar Airlines passenger snatched 80 falcons flying in cattle class.
01:06Lisa and Kyle, back to you.
01:08Thanks, Sylvia.
01:10Pulled that one out of, I don't know where.
01:13Looks to me like Falcon Hell.
01:15Wow.
01:18Is it really hot?
01:20Mm-mm.
01:21It's just quite difficult to twiddle.
01:23What is it Italian?
01:24What is it Italian?
01:25What do you call that twiddling action?
01:27Twiddling action?
01:28What do I call it?
01:29When you twiddle, is there an Italian word?
01:31Forchettare.
01:32Forchettare.
01:33There you go.
01:37Glad you asked that.
01:39Forchettare.
01:41Yeah.
01:42You fork it, you fork the spaghetti, you fork whatever you want.
01:45You just have to twist in a way.
01:47Uh-huh.
01:48Yeah, I didn't want to say, but she did ask about three times and I was thinking, don't
01:52do that.
01:53Don't do that.
01:54We wanted to sell some sheep last year and could only get $15 a head.
01:59That's $15 a head.
02:01At the time we went into Woolies and the lamb cutlets were $48 a kilo.
02:04How does that work?
02:05I don't know.
02:06And then Jim from the Waikato in New Zealand says, Carla, if you think the lamb is expensive
02:11in Australia, why don't you come here?
02:13Well, they're $48 an hour.
02:15Oh.
02:16Oh.
02:17Oh.
02:18Wow.
02:19Oh.
02:20You allowed to say that?
02:21He just did, Georgie.
02:23No, I'm really lonely because right here, high pressure is keeping away all my friends.
02:28All the other clouds, they're all gone.
02:30So I'm just hanging out here by myself, a cumulus fair weather cloud.
02:34That's all.
02:35That's all I got to say about that.
02:36All right.
02:3742 degrees outside right now in Chesapeake.
02:3840.
02:39Guys, don't make me laugh too hard.
02:40I might precipitate.
02:41All right.
02:4246 in Newport News, 46 in Norfolk.
02:44The random floating cloud.
02:45Sorry, I got picked up by the jet stream.
02:49We choose it.
02:50You can tone it down or, you know, so it could be a low level vibration.
02:53Like we could even be doing that now without, you know, being too crazy.
02:56Are you doing that now?
02:57Sometimes.
02:58Just a little bit.
03:01But then we can rev it up.
03:03And yeah, if we're like at the really high intense states, then I'm not really functional.
03:07But it only gets that intense, you know, about once a month because we can't schedule 12 hour, 18 hour experiences.
03:14This has been one of my favorite interviews ever.
03:16Just going to point that out.
03:17Thank you so much for joining us.
03:19Thanks, guys.
03:20I'm not sure I've asked everything I need to know.
03:22No, we've got thousands of things.
03:23I'll call you.
03:24I'll call you.
03:25I've already got home.
03:26He has technology spelt the end of the old fashioned love letter.
03:30Got a few of those in the drawer, Georgie?
03:32Do you know, I'm sad to say I threw out a lot of my letters.
03:35Did you?
03:36I've always regretted it.
03:37Not that there were that many.
03:38I'm a bit.
03:39Had a few.
03:40But yes, I'm not a hoarder.
03:41No?
03:42And I regret that.
03:43Whereas you are.
03:44I keep way too much stuff.
03:45Way too much stuff.
03:46One day I'll pull it all out.
03:48Please do.
03:49And share.
03:50I will.
03:51That'd be good.
03:52Good idea.
03:53Good TV.
03:54No, no, no.
03:55Not for that.
03:56Just a late night with you.
03:57Right now.
03:58Now you're talking, Lisa.
03:59Right.
04:00Right now.
04:01Forget the pronouns, girlfriend.
04:10Bye.
04:11Bye.
04:12Bye.
04:13Bye.
04:14Bye.
04:15Bye.
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