00:00Good morning. It is Thursday, March 13th. You are Marcia. I am. I almost jumped you there. Sorry about that. That's okay. You can jump me anytime. Not that way. Not that way. You know what I meant.
00:12They also say cat owners might recognize the mouth open and tongue out maneuver that cats both big and small use to smell the air. Yeah. When my cat's at home and yawns and starts smelling, it doesn't look nearly as frightening as a 500-pound lion doing that. Damn fun. Rich, you got any smelly balls? Stop. I meant toys to play with. You know, ask me later in the week after it gets hot and muggy.
00:39Welcome back. Kiwi test forward Brent Todd will sport new club colors in 1992. He'll trade the Canberra jersey that he's worn in three grand finals for that of the Wooden Spooners, the Gold Coast Seagulls.
00:51It's been the worst-kept secret on the Gold Coast, but this is the signature that Wally Lewis and Larry Maloney have been waiting to add to that of state-of-origin prop forward Steve Jackson's.
01:01I was always going to come here no matter what. I made the decision way before the grand final. Well, mainly at the Gold Coast, it's because the Sheila's a good-looking and I want to fuck them all.
01:09You know, I think avocados and everyone goes to the avocado and they go, oh, too hard. By the end of the day, I wonder if the avocado is soft because everyone's squeezed it.
01:23Touched it. Well, I think there is the risk of that, but hopefully people aren't squeezing too hard. You're supposed to just touch it very gently.
01:29No way. Everyone's squeezed the hell out of the avocado.
01:32They do. You're meant to just touch the top, apparently.
01:34Are you? What do you mean?
01:35Well, you just sort of, you know where the stalk bit is. Apparently, you're meant to just sit in. If that's slightly indented, she's good to go.
01:42You don't need to crush the avocado.
01:43This is good consumer information.
01:45See, you don't see this on a car affair.
01:47There's bumping there between car nine and 22. They're running into each other.
01:53Go, go, go.
01:54Go, go.
01:55Sorry, sorry.
01:56He just missed it. He just missed that then.
01:59Should have gone.
02:00Oh, I was an idiot. I slowed down too much. So I, uh, I should have blocked him a bit better, but he got me and then we went side by side. It was pretty good racing. And I don't know what happened on there. I just fucked her in first. Gave some gin. Oh, fuck yeah.
02:17Sorry.
02:18This reporter was live on the air on a channel in Spain. A semi-naked woman walked right behind him and into the frame. Whoops.
02:28Louis Slungpuh. I hope I pronounced the last name correctly.
02:32Ah, yes, ma'am. It's Slungpuh.
02:33Oh, thank you very much. What can you tell us about this? Is it something you've ever seen before like this?
02:38You know, we had a pressure break, uh, around sunset and, uh, the cherry bomb must have popped through the, uh, the top of the pipe and, uh, just blew the bottom right out of it. It was, it was either a, a, a cherry bomb or someone took a really large dump, you know?
02:52Are you 100% sure about that? Is that, is, is, is, is, it's a fake call.
02:56Oh, we, we lost him. I'm sorry about that.
02:58It was pretty hard hit. So, you know, the boys have got a bit of work to do. It's just a shame. As I said, it's a long race to go. It's just very disappointing.
03:04And Michael, this is your racing effort that's really affected here. I could see you were agitated, mate. I heard you from the other end of the pit lane.
03:09Yeah, it's bullshit. You know, this is, I'm sorry, it's TV, but the guy that's turning him around is the biggest complainer in the paddock.
03:15He tells everyone that they're disgraced with a terrible drive and he goes and does this week in, week out. I think he needs to go for holiday, to be honest. It's crap. Absolute bullshit.
03:25Kristen, I am thinking on this program of doing the news, uh, completely full frontal, completely nude.
03:31Do you recommend that? And do you have advice for going nude?
03:37Um, don't split your pants, honey. I'm worried about your pants.
03:48And we'll have a complete report of all the damages, the power outages, and the forecast for the weekend coming up on News Channel 3 at 4 o'clock.
03:55Please join us then.
04:01Could we get a little, a gin in that water? A little whiskey in that water?
04:07Yeah.
04:07Yeah.
04:10That's what I'm talking about.
04:13Where's the margarita machine when you need it?
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