R rated news bloopers #28 (2025)

news bloopers that are R rated and happened live on the air

Transcript

00:00Good evening, I'm Ken Bastida. Dana is off tonight. He was murdered and then set on fire

00:10while celebrating his birthday. Are you a Dane Cook and Jimmy Kimmel fan? Well, Dane Cook, I like

00:18him, and Jimmy Kimmel don't always have time to watch the show, but yeah, he's cool. What if I

00:26told you that Jimmy Kimmel and Dane Cook are actually fucking, I'm... Oh, cut. All right,

00:34start in there. Let's turn to weather now. If you wanted to get outside, spread your legs

00:39a little, or stretch a little, today was a great day to enjoy. Supposing, though, some

00:46of the people who ought to be paying taxes so the cunts' cuts aren't so bad. Oh, hey, don't

00:51splash. Oh, come on, that's rude, man. I got wet. Sorry, bud. You got wet leg? I got wet. Oh, man,

00:57I'll dry you off. Hey, guys, let me tell you. Uh, what? They're closing? Yes, next Tuesday. Okay,

01:04the last thing I want to be when the end of the world comes is sober. Nu är det slut för den här

01:08veckan, men ni ser oss på måndag igen. Hejdå! So we're smokin' in Long Beach?

01:16Oh, Snoop's back in Long Beach, for sure. Vasectomies are meant to be a form of birth

01:26control, but a study in Thailand has bad... Sorry, the video, I mean, so we're just looking

01:33right there. But a study in Thailand has bad... But a study in Thailand has bad news for couples

01:41who want to reverse the vasectomy. They found reversing the procedure may raise the risk of

01:46it. Can you tell by this video? I'm sorry. Sorry, but I mean, the video is just focusing

01:52on just one area. Anyway. Uh, Lou Brickens, happy, oh, I hope your big party goes smooth, love,

02:00Beth. And let's see, Gabe Asher, happy birthday, Gabe, from your mom, dad, sister, and your brother.

02:07Dixie Normas, happy 48th birthday to you, and Emerson Viggins.

02:12I need Julie to put a jacket on, because we're all in white. I asked her before we came on. Julie,

02:18you need to put a jacket on. I haven't had time. Does someone... Come on, I told you, I told you two

02:24hours ago. We're not in chat room. Amber, this is not... I'm sorry, I've been flat out. Well, I'll call

02:29wardrobe and we'll get something. No, if you give me a second, if we can ask... I'm not sure who your

02:34line-up is today. If there's just a jacket floating around out there, ask Danica. Unless you want to run

02:38down and see if there's a jacket. No, you're right. No, you're right, because you told me, um,

02:42it's fine, Sandy, but there can't be three of us. No. And I... And I've made this clear

02:48two and a half hours ago. Amber, if it's an issue, I can get on out of here. It is an issue. Go and grab a

02:53jacket. Jenny, is someone able to grab me a jacket please? Time now to head into the chat room and

03:10joining me today is psychologist Sandy Ray in Melbourne and nines Julie Snook in Sydney. A big

03:15welcome to both of you. Thank you for joining us. Hello. Good afternoon. Kelly Roberts is live this

03:20morning. Kelly, can you tell us what you're saying? Hey, good morning, Ariana. It's the month of March

03:29madness. It's also a popular time to get vasectomies. Really? Did you know that, Greg? I know. Doctors

03:37at Cleveland, he was looking at me like, really? Craven Moorhead, happy 21st birthday. That's been a while

03:46for me. You came a long way. Anita Lay, happy birthday to my sweet little girl, Anita. Mike Hunt,

03:53happy birthday to my hubby, Mike. Anita Hooray, happy birthday, Anita, from your favorite son-in-law.