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clips of R rated news bloopers that happened live on the air

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00:00Territory News says woman who cooked up a scheme to kill a snake has accidentally burned down her
00:07own caravan instead. Cock up over. They've been at it again at the Northern Territory News. I do a very good cockavan. I know you do. I've had your cockavan and it is very, very good. I can attest to that.
00:20You know, you have some shock value to you. I mean, you're on the cover of your book. You're wearing a fur and you knew that there would probably be animal rights activists.
00:27You know, this whole interview is becoming a defensive interview. No. Are you wearing leather shoes? Yes. Shut up. You know what I mean? I don't want to hear. You're wearing fur. You're wearing leather shoes. I'm not an activist. You're eating chicken. You're eating meat. I don't want to hear this nonsense. Take something away from every meeting we have. It's for raping out sovereignty. Oh, yes, yes.
00:57Guar is slated to release a 30th anniversary box set of its breakout album Scum Dogs of the Universe next month. Let's go to our resident meteorologist. I was going to cry in the scumbag of our universe, but. A scumbag? Are you sculling me? Yeah, it's Scum Dogs. Scum Dogs. Okay, I'm going to say.
01:19What? There's a lot to be said for it, yeah? Well, no, actually. But overcoming that straight away, that obstacle. Thanks for the mystery. Don't you go inside the person straight away? But the thing is, well, very possibly.
01:41Wait. Are you worried you're going to relapse? No. Why? Because I'm not going to. Period. The end. But how do you know? I blinked and I cured my brain. That's how. Everybody has the power. It's because everybody, you know, can't is the cancer of happen.
01:55But you love to party. I mean, what's not to love? How do you? Especially when you see how I party, man. It was epic. The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them just look like, you know, droopy-eyed, armless children.
02:09I'm proud of what I've created. It was radical. You're proud of that party moment? Of course. Why wouldn't I be? Why would you be?
02:16Because I expose people to magic. I expose them to something they're never otherwise going to see in their boring, normal lives. And I gave that to them.
02:23I may forget about them tomorrow, but they'll live with that memory for the rest of their lives. And that's a gift, man.
02:28One of the women said that she was afraid she might OD. One of the women who was here. What's that got to do with me?
02:33This dress, this, you said it's Ellie Saab? It's beautiful. Yeah, it is. And it's ombre. It's like ombre teal. It gets lighter to the bottom. And then I have purple shoes on. Because why not?
02:43I just wanted to show the legs. Because as I was telling you ahead of time, you're going to walk home with more than maybe just a trophy tonight. I think lots of men. Lots of men.
02:51I'm not going to walk home with any men tonight. I'm going to go hang out with my friends.
02:55We've got this wonderful woman here who works the floor here. Jade, who is ready to bang a cracker. She's all very excited. Look at her. She's glum now. She's glum.
03:05Jade is ready to bang her cracker.
03:10Don't quote that thing over here.
03:12James, I have to ask you one serious question here. I understand you already have started divorce proceedings. Does that mean that you're now eligible?
03:19Yes, I'm saying I want to mingle.
03:21You want to mingle. Now, the women love you when you get out there. Why do you think that is?
03:27What did you say?
03:28The women love you when you get out there.
03:31Why is that, ladies?
03:32Well, I'm asking you.
03:34Huh? Because I look good.
03:35What do you think that is?
03:36I smell good.
03:37I feel good.
03:39And you sing good.
03:40And make love good.
03:42Oh.
03:44Well, there we are. We don't have to ask anybody else. We got that from the source.
03:47There you are.
03:49You are.
03:50The province is the current state of the province,
03:55the local government is the province.
03:59So, to the countries of Europe?
04:01Yes.
04:03And more than the countries of Europe?
04:05Yes.
04:06The countries of Europe are more than the countries of Europe.
04:09What is the country of Europe?
04:11What do you want to do?
04:13What do you want to do?
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