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clips of R rated news bloopers that happened live on the air

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00:00But if you are interested in picking some stone fruits up from your local supermarket in the
00:07next couple of days the word is they are a hundred percent dribble-icious as you mentioned a little
00:12bit earlier Georgie and Lisa it's all about getting those juices on your chest and that's
00:17what they're promoting this year. Well Georgie and I are hanging out to get some juice on our chest
00:21but you haven't stopped. That is it. You promised Emma that we were going to get some of those
00:29pages this morning and we haven't seen a single one. When are they arriving? Fire investigators in the
00:33small town of Lapeer are still trying to get a better look at the damage and also the cause.
00:39Our Lauren Padilla is there live where dozens of people were forced from their homes. Lauren good
00:43morning. I don't have IFB. I don't know when we're going. Neither does Jim. I can't get this fucking
00:50in there. During the Emmy she also tweeted this photo of herself. She had a wardrobe malfunction
00:56didn't she? Yeah. What is that Lisa? I'm reading. I'm not sure. Downstairs cleavage. Is it? What?
01:04Is that her butt? It's her bottom. Looks like she's got a butt tongue. Don't you think? Does it look like a butt tongue?
01:12I've never seen a butt tongue before. Well I've seen it for the first time haven't we? Yeah.
01:16The pair winner to be the Justin Bieber of seasons. It was kind of cute and exciting when it first started
01:20out and now it's a bit obnoxious and should probably just stay in Canada. Not really more accumulating
01:25snow but just a biting granular kind of slutty excuse me slushy icy snow. Lou loving visitors have
01:33been flooding the park since it opened in July proving the local government is on a roll. No.
01:41Oh that's wrong that picture right there. Georgie. Did you like that Ben? Very good.
01:48I'm just trying to count them all. Don't try. We got two double digits Georgie. It was impressive.
01:54I wish I could claim it. I don't mean to dump on you Georgie but that was wrong.
01:58Oh no that's wrong. That's wrong.
02:02And of Pete's meal choices? Well I've got to say I don't know that I've ever had an activated almond. I
02:08was listening to all the blokes in the studio this morning. They're all picking through their
02:10muesli saying how do I activate my nuts. Yeah. And and and well that was it was here. I heard it
02:18on the floor and and look do you know I just think um they're better when they're activated. Apparently
02:24so. Apparently so. I've personally got to mark my words. Really? So you speak with experience? I do.
02:30We'll be right back. Yeah Richard, Camille take it away. Camille I feel like you would look very good in
02:35this. I really think you could pull it off. Um I don't know. I don't know about that.
02:51The drill all right. Everyone wants a drill. This is more for my wife than me at my place but
02:56everyone needs a drill at Christmas. Okay there it is. And everyone needs a drill at Christmas either.
03:01The double on tongue going everywhere. All right. And here's how you celebrate Dingus Day.
03:06The quirky little rituals include boys sprinkling girls that they fancy with water
03:11and the girls striking back with a tap from a pussy willow branch.
03:15For John Reed it was a warning from the Sasquatch to get off his territory. Yeah. I think take that
03:35advice and a self-described Bigfoot tracker since the age of 10 he would have been very excited to have
03:40this encounter. That's a life's work right there. Absolutely. So what happened to his girlfriend
03:45though? Did he eat her? I think she might have seen the light and gone out of the bushland. I think he
03:49ate the girlfriend didn't he? The big fella? Yes. He was on that. He definitely ate. Not Bigfoot. He did.
03:56There he is. Look at him. Get in my belly. Get in my belly.
04:00There he is.
04:06There he is.
04:19You.
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