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00:00Hey, somebody order a large?
00:02A pizza?
00:03I did.
00:04Oh no!
00:06I dropped the pizza on a little man!
00:11Hi!
00:12Cupcake?
00:13Yes please!
00:14I'm a cactus!
00:15Oh, balloon!
00:17Nevermind!
00:18Sparkly!
00:21It's Taco Tuesday!
00:23Not again!
00:24Where's my money?
00:31Guess those arms I stole!
00:32Purple, give them back! Right now!
00:34What? You don't like the new look? They really bring out my eyes!
00:37They bring out my inability to scratch my face! Hand them over!
00:39Okay, okay, no need to get all dis-
00:45Uh, you want some spaghetti?
00:49Uh, sure.
00:52Look, honey!
00:53Good!
00:54The baby is taking his first life!
00:57Oh!
00:58Oh!
00:59Welcome to fatherhood, I guess!
01:01Oh!
01:02Soccoli! Soccoli!
01:04What will he do today?
01:08He's dead.
01:14Wait a minute!
01:15I can't drive!
01:18Uh-oh!
01:20Yeah, that tracks!
01:24I want to speak to your manager!
01:25What seems to be the problem here?
01:27That chair was rude!
01:28It just sat there, ignoring me!
01:30That's usually what chairs do, sir!
01:31Is there anything else I can help you with?
01:32No!
01:33I guess not!
01:35I find you guilty...
01:38...of nothing.
01:39Huh?
01:41The sentence is death.
01:45Egg?
01:47Uh, why are you pointing that at me?
01:48Stop turning people into-
01:49Egg!
01:50Egg!
01:51No!
01:53Ugh...
01:55Ugh...
01:57Time to change this, baby!
02:00Yep!
02:02Hey, you four-eyed freak!
02:04Aww...
02:06Don't listen to him!
02:08Yeah, uh...
02:09Can I get, um...
02:10Death?
02:11What?
02:12You know death?
02:13Like, quiet, eternal, no more paperwork?
02:14Sir, this is a burger place.
02:16Hey!
02:17Get out of my sandwich!
02:18No!
02:19No!
02:20I mean it!
02:21That's lunch!
02:22Still no!
02:23Ugh...
02:25Here's the results of your spelling test!
02:26Wow!
02:27An A!
02:28That's an F!
02:29Still the first letter of...
02:30Fantastic!
02:31Heh!
02:32That's my girl!
02:33Mm-hmm!
02:34I'm sorry for your loss, ma'am.
02:35I appreciate that, Professor!
02:36She's just serving her time!
02:37She'll be fine!
02:38Make me a drink!
02:39Coming right up!
02:40No!
02:41No!
02:42No!
02:43No!
02:44No!
02:45No!
02:46No!
02:47No!
02:48No!
02:49No!
02:50No!
02:51No!
02:52No!
02:53No!
02:54No!
02:55No!
02:56No!
02:57No!
02:58No!
02:59No!
03:00No!
03:01Come in right up!
03:06Bottoms up!
03:07Yeaaaah!
03:09Where's my wife?
03:10Oh, there's my wife!
03:11Where's my keys?
03:12Oh, there's my keys!
03:13Ok, I'm off to work!
03:15Mwah!
03:17Where's the dooooor?!
03:19Mom, I'm scared!
03:22Aw, honey.
03:23Ghosts aren't real!
03:25Ohh.
03:26O-kay!
03:28Huh?
03:29Ah-ha! That's how you open a door!
03:40What do we want?
03:41Dead!
03:42When do we want it?
03:43Hey guys, sorry I'm late.
03:45Traffic and there was this goose.
03:47I'll just stand here.
03:49What do we want?
03:50Dead!
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