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00:01Previously on Dragula.
00:04Hello, uglies.
00:05You have all been brought here to compete for the title of Dragula.
00:08My name's Dahlia Black.
00:10I make the first legacy on Dragula.
00:12I'm just communicating that I just wasn't impressed.
00:15We want you to use all of your drag skills to transform yourselves
00:18into a real-life super villain.
00:20Dahlia Black, congratulations.
00:22You have won the challenge tonight.
00:24That means Violencia and Maxi Glamour.
00:27You are both up for extermination tonight.
00:30You are going to be thrown out of an aircraft at 18,000 feet.
00:35I'm afraid to fucking go on a plane, never mind jump out of one.
00:38Sorry you guys, I can't do this.
00:40Wow.
00:45Ah!
00:46Ah!
00:47I needed this.
01:06Hmm.
01:07It's not just about relaxation, though.
01:11It's about restoration.
01:17We've been gone a long time, and the children of the night need us.
01:26To our return.
01:28You warmed me up.
01:45You warmed me up.
01:47I bend you to get to the up.
01:49To my knees.
01:50It is gone.
01:52Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:58Hello, M spoons Kate.
02:01Oh.
02:02Oh, my face.
02:07Oh, my face.
02:09Oh.
02:10Oh, my face.
02:42The winner of Dragula receives a cash prize of $25,000, courtesy of Merrick and Richard, and the title of Dragula, the world's next drag super monster.
03:42We too.
03:47Honestly, I think that Maxie went home. Her look just wasn't strong enough for this competition.
03:53I think Maxie went home last week because Violency is such a strong competitor.
03:57How did everyone feel with the critiques that were given to them and the decisions that were made?
04:05Yeah, congrats to Dahlia.
04:07Thanks, guys.
04:08How does it win to be the first Black House member to win the first challenge?
04:12I was really happy to kind of get my little revenge from my mother since, you know, everyone kind of felt like she was robbed on Cinnabite first week.
04:19It's going to be very interesting to see if Dahlia can actually leave her family and go on this crazy wild ride with all of us.
04:26And, I mean, I hope she can do it, but at this point, who knows?
04:31Guess who's back?
04:35All of a sudden, Ms. Cardboard 2019 walks in and I'm thinking, shit, Violency I went home.
04:49Hi.
04:50Hi.
04:51Get out.
04:53Get out.
04:54Get out.
04:56So, like, what were you going through?
04:58Like, what was that like?
05:00Tell me.
05:01Come on now.
05:02Tell me everything.
05:03That tiny little rickety plane scared the living shit out of me.
05:08The small planes are so shitty.
05:09Yes.
05:10It was literally this big.
05:11And so they were like, okay, whenever you're ready, we're going to do it.
05:15And I was like, I'm not ready.
05:16And then he just jumped.
05:18And I looked up and I saw the mountains peering through the clouds.
05:24It was so gorgeous.
05:26So, real question, though.
05:28So, how did that costume hold up?
05:31That costume was expensive.
05:33Was it?
05:34It was.
05:39So, I'm curious.
05:41If you jumped and you're here with us right now, what happened with Violencia?
05:47So, she got on the plane and she was like, this is scary.
05:51This is scary.
05:52And I was like, you can do it.
05:53You can do it.
05:54We were about to take off and she was like, I can't do this.
05:56And she was like, Maxi, I believe in you.
05:58You've got this.
05:59I love you so much.
06:01And I'm just like.
06:02And she just stood up and got out of the plane.
06:04She didn't even get a chance to go up in the air?
06:06No, she didn't go in the air.
06:07She didn't.
06:08That's kind of bullshit.
06:11It's kind of bullshit.
06:12It's easy, y'all.
06:13That's the whole point of this, though, is to confront your fears.
06:15Like, you signed up for them.
06:17I don't get that.
06:18But it's real easy.
06:19It's easy for us to say, confront your fears, but you're not scared of heights.
06:22This is the first time anyone has ever denied to do an extermination.
06:28It just, it doesn't make sense to me.
06:30And I'm worried as to what the boulets are going to say.
06:35I really honestly have a problem with this, because to just not participate, period,
06:40seems like a slap in the face to the boulets, to be honest, in my honest opinion.
06:44Because it's like the exterminations are there to challenge those who are willing to do what it takes to do.
06:49But she did.
06:50She went through some of it.
06:52You know, like that.
06:53No, no, no.
06:54She didn't go through the whole thing.
06:55But she didn't.
06:56And at the end of the day, someone has to go home.
06:58We're here to do this thing.
07:00So we need to be agreed that, like, if you really want to fucking be here, you're going to fucking do this.
07:07I don't feel for her.
07:08Listen, we all talked about it in Boudoir.
07:10We, like, ragged on her about the food.
07:12And, like, you know, it's like she came out as a giant fucking...
07:14We didn't rag on her.
07:15We tastefully suggested that she steer away from food.
07:21I'm gonna say this, okay?
07:23And I'm just gonna say this.
07:25There is nothing in this fucking world more villainous than the goddamn meat industry.
07:29So I am here for that as a villain.
07:32Honestly, I'm not gonna even question that.
07:35And here's the thing.
07:36Fear is irrational.
07:38And we're all gonna confront it in different ways.
07:40But there will be consequences for your free will.
07:44You make a choice to do it or you make a choice to not do it.
07:47And the consequence comes after that.
07:49She's gonna feel the deepest fucking regret.
07:52Because she should have jumped, but she could not jump.
07:56And I'm glad she didn't.
07:57This is a competition.
07:58It's not about understanding your rational behavior.
08:01I'm sorry, this is a punk-ass competition.
08:04And, like, if you're gonna sign up for it, don't fucking back down from an extermination.
08:08I totally see that perspective, too.
08:10Like, plain and simple.
08:11Don't sign up for it.
08:12I see that perspective.
08:13Someone has to go home first.
08:14And here we are, everybody.
08:16Here we go again.
08:18Attention, competitors.
08:20Attention, competitors.
08:21Attention, competitors.
08:23Here we go.
08:24Please make your way to the main stage at this time.
08:27Saw your trigger.
08:29Competitors, please make your way to the main stage at this time.
08:33Alright, burn your loins.
08:35Hello, uglies.
08:36Hello.
08:37Hello.
08:38Hello.
08:39Last week you all showed you were willing to take a leap to prove yourself.
08:44Some of you quite literally.
08:45And for those of you who survived the fall, we admire your willingness to commit to this competition.
08:50But to continue to prove yourselves, just jumping in isn't going to be enough.
09:05Last week you all showed you were willing to take a leap to prove yourself.
09:09Some of you quite literally.
09:10And for those of you who survived the fall, we admire your willingness to commit to this competition.
09:16But to continue to prove yourselves, just jumping in isn't going to be enough.
09:20Drag, filth, horror and glamour isn't just what we do, it's in our veins.
09:25And this week we'll be tapping into yours to see if your blood type matches ours.
09:31We're going to ask you to bare your fangs and take back the night by creating a look that screamed Vampire Queen.
09:40It can be ugly, beautiful, horrifying or romantic, the choice is yours.
09:45This challenge is about body and blood.
09:47So in addition to your vampiric visages, you will also be responsible for a performance,
09:52a grotesque burlesque, complete with tearaways and reveals.
09:57Finally, you'll need to design a fan provided by our friends at Dirt Squirrel,
10:01to match your look that you will need to feature in your performance.
10:04Yes!
10:05Be warned, if your vampire look sucks, you will face extermination.
10:10And we can promise you, there will be nothing left of you but a pile of dust.
10:15Good luck, and remember, for one of you, this floor show will be your last.
10:21Yeah!
10:23Hey, vampire!
10:25I am so excited.
10:43So the challenge is Vampire Queen, and some people may think that I have a disadvantage as a king,
10:49but I can do anything.
10:50Vampires.
10:51Vampire!
10:52I'm so ready.
10:53Vampire!
10:54Yay!
10:55I mean, how do you feel about that?
10:57Um, it was like a gift from Satan herself.
11:02I am so excited.
11:04The challenge is vampires and burlesque.
11:07That is my tea, bitch.
11:08Last week, I was on the bottom, but this week, I'm topping you all.
11:12I think you might have this one in a bag.
11:15I'm very confident with this one, actually.
11:17Well, I mean, vampires are usually very old, and you're very old.
11:23Well, you know what?
11:25I might be an old vampire, but I could still do a better split than you, sis.
11:27So there you go.
11:30I'm like really shook right now, because I know Louisiana and Maxie both have burlesque training.
11:35I'm fucking shitting bricks.
11:36I don't do burlesque.
11:38I don't dance.
11:39So, yeah.
11:42You know what it's about?
11:43It's believing with 100% of your core that you are the sexiest fucking thing in the whole world.
11:51I feel really confident as a performer, so other people having more experience in burlesque,
11:56I think that's good for them.
11:57But I feel really strong about myself, and I think I'm really sexy.
12:02Maxie, how are you feeling about this one?
12:06Because you were in the bottom last one.
12:08I was in the bottom.
12:10You know, I am a burlesque performer.
12:15I am a stripper.
12:16You know, I've performed all over the country in burlesque festivals.
12:20I love it.
12:22This will be fun.
12:23Do you think it might be top three?
12:26I think that I'll do very well.
12:28So, I remember Valencia was really confident about her look before the challenge.
12:32She was like, oh, you guys won't be saying that once I show you all my outfits.
12:37And then...
12:38Girl, as long as you don't wear cardboard as your teeth, then you should be careful.
12:41I'm super excited that it's a burlesque challenge.
12:44This is my thing.
12:45But at the same time, I do a different type of burlesque.
12:47So, like, I hope that they see the traditional in my Neo take on the performance art.
12:53How much did everybody spend on their last look?
12:55I was just curious because I spent $35 on my look.
12:59Give like a spitball roundabout, probably like $160 for my look.
13:04Eva, how much did you spend on yours?
13:06Um, mine totaled out to be about $1,300.
13:11I think I spent like a total of maybe like $50.
13:14Hearing Dahlia's outfit only cost her $50 for that entire look makes me sick to my stomach.
13:20As a costume designer and a seamstress, I'm pretty disappointed that Eva spent that
13:28much money on that costume.
13:30I work a lot with Eva foam and the quality of that costume was not worth a grand by any means.
13:36I spent thousands.
13:38Like, I had to get a credit card to like pay for all that.
13:41That cardboard was expensive, girl.
13:43That cardboard was expensive.
13:45Well, you know, I want to give props to Dahlia.
13:48I want to give props to Dahlia because like, you said what?
13:51You said like 60, 70 bucks.
13:53Oh my God, we got to talk about that.
13:54I spent a grand, spent a thousand dollars and she went home.
14:00You know, like if you make your own costumes, it's like your fingerprint on your dress.
14:04Who made those earrings?
14:05Oh, I made these earrings.
14:08Oh, look at that.
14:11Oh.
14:12And they look like things.
14:13Give us the burlesque.
14:14Give us the burlesque.
14:19Who's getting naked?
14:20I'm, I'm actually going to have my chest hair showing.
14:23Are you real?
14:25Because I had a date tell me straight up.
14:28He was like, next time I see you, do you think you could shave?
14:30Because I'm really not into the body hair thing.
14:33And I was like, and from that, from that point, it gave me such bad body dysmorphia.
14:40And that's why I'm showing my body hair.
14:44Oh, okay.
14:47Oh, so you came to see us, did you?
14:49Okay.
14:52So Israel walks into the room and I just think shirtless men, we don't have this in Canada.
14:59For a snack.
15:02You smell it, I'm taking it all in.
15:04Yes.
15:04Oh my God.
15:05Yes.
15:11Literally, I'm a hole.
15:13He's so cute.
15:14What did he leave us?
15:16It says, read me.
15:18Can you read?
15:19You're a little bitch.
15:21Shut up.
15:21Fuck.
15:23God damn.
15:24Dear competitors, enclosed are your fans from Dirt Squirrel.
15:28Please redesign and customize the fans to match your floor show look.
15:32There are also slutty posters from Dirt Squirrel for all of you inside.
15:36Enjoy uglies.
15:39So, pass them down, down.
15:43I'm actually wearing a Dirt Squirrel jock strap right now.
15:45And it feels pretty god damn good.
15:48What a sexy, oh my goodness.
15:50Look at this one.
15:51Let me see the posters.
15:55I will say this though.
15:58Oh, Isri out there.
15:59I would ride him like a mechanical bull, motherfucker.
16:02Bitch.
16:02Oh my God.
16:05All right, bitches.
16:05We got our fans.
16:06Let's get to work.
16:07So, I chose to do an Elizabethan vampire and I chose to mix king and queen into one look
16:23and do a genderfuck royal figure.
16:25So, there'll be holes and it'll be like I'm rotting and coming out of the grave.
16:29And then there'll be bugs coming out of everything and all the bugs will be real.
16:33Okay, so with the shoes, I'm taking stain sticks and I am rubbing it in.
16:38And then I'm taking two layers of sandpaper and I am rubbing that stain stick in and like
16:44coarsely grating it so that these shoes look like maybe they've been coming out of grave.
16:49And then there'll be giant silk bows that are rotting on top.
16:52So, I'm being really inspired by the idea of anthropomorphs and internet culture.
16:57And so, I was going in the direction of a sexy like anthropomorphic bat with huge titties.
17:02I really like the idea of like excess of absurdity.
17:05It's being really absurd but being really glamorous at the same time.
17:08My vampire is inspired by my Mexican culture.
17:11So, I thought I'd do something a little out of the box and I'm bringing in a mariachi vampire.
17:17So, I'm trying something really unique for the first time.
17:20I'm trying to make my own mustache.
17:23So, we'll see how we go.
17:24I'm using a face cast of myself that was done before Restylane.
17:29I've laid a few layers of liquid latex and then I'm layer by layer just slowly adding some spirit
17:36gum and then little bits of hair, pushing it down, combing it in the direction and then
17:41I'm going to do like little addings.
17:43My inspiration for Vampire Queen is just a Victorian kind of thing going on.
17:49She's been in the garden a little too long and the sun's hitting her.
17:52So, hopefully that works out.
17:54I was inspired by like Mesopotamian like ancient cultures
18:00and I wanted my vampire queen to be like the oldest
18:04bitch that outlives everybody and bathes in their blood.
18:07Louisiana.
18:09So, you're the oldest.
18:10You're the oldest now, self-admittedly.
18:11Don't you?
18:13What I think I'm going to do is I'm going to take pieces of the lace that I cut from
18:18to make my own appliques and place them on a white drip background.
18:24That's going to be the fan.
18:26So, I'm like really excited about the fan thing.
18:28So, the inspiration for my vampire look is going to be a mix between the original Dracula
18:32and Nosferatu and I really like the idea of preserving beauty after death.
18:36And so, I'm going to try to incorporate a lot of taxidermy into my looks.
18:39So, my fan, you know, originally I had a prop that was going to go on my Dracula jacket,
18:44but it didn't really work out.
18:46So, I'm going to try to incorporate a stake going through my fan.
18:48So, my inspiration for the Vampire Burlesque Challenge is the 70s lesbian vampire films
18:56by Jean Roland.
18:57My whole look is very feminine, very pink.
19:00So, why not have a pink scythe and rhinestone the fuck out of it?
19:03I'm a former paper-cut artist before I became a drag queen.
19:06So, I'm proficient with an exacto blade.
19:08So, I think I'm going to make a bat-shaped fan.
19:10So, I'm going to be a vampire stripper from Studio 54.
19:15I like how, like, vampires mimic humanity and, you know, they're in every walk of life.
19:19So, a disco queen vampire is definitely up my alley.
19:28Well, I don't know about you guys, but I think I'm ready to call it a day
19:31and I need as much beauty rest as I can get before stepping out on that floor show, okay?
19:37Let's go get in our coffee.
19:39Our poor power versa.
19:40Let's go get in our coffins.
19:43Don't forget your fans.
19:44Right.
19:45Oh, thank God.
20:09I'm a hex girl.
20:15All right, all right.
20:19Today is the day of our main challenge.
20:21I am so excited to perform and show these judges how I do burlap.
20:26Look at this little treasure.
20:33So, that one's in a Ziploc bag because it smells so bad.
20:38Oh, no.
20:38That I'm waiting until the floor show to put them on the wall.
20:49You look really beautiful.
20:51I need you to calm down.
20:54This is when we have a little too much coffee over there.
20:57So, is anybody nervous about today?
20:59I'm more excited than nervous, to be honest.
21:03Because we've been here doing this and the floor shows are fun.
21:08I like them, but I've only done one.
21:11I need you to stop being a fucking cunt.
21:13Shut up, bitch.
21:17I'm just being honest.
21:18Jovska constantly makes these side remarks and she's totally sweet.
21:24But if I hear it one more fucking time, I'm going to kick her in the teeth.
21:30What about your shows at home?
21:32Like, my children are hosting my show tonight, our drag show.
21:35Wait, so don't you have a lot of drag children?
21:38I do.
21:39Well, technically four, and then I have an aunt of my children.
21:42She's my sissy.
21:43Yeah, no, I couldn't afford a house, so we're the trailer of Chambers.
21:47Jovska is the shadiest little thing I have ever seen.
21:50And when I first saw her, I was like,
21:51that is the cutest little fucker I've ever seen in my life.
21:54But everything that comes out of her mouth is just meh, meh, meh.
21:58And I like it.
22:02I'm super nervous.
22:05I'm really nervous.
22:06I would love to be in the top again.
22:07I have a question for Maxie.
22:09Are you nervous since, like, last week didn't exactly go very well for you?
22:14Are you nervous about this week?
22:15She just said she was nervous like three seconds ago.
22:16I did say it three seconds ago, but I'll say it again.
22:19Remember what we said?
22:20Jovska!
22:22Get it together.
22:23I swear.
22:24I couldn't help myself.
22:26Don't get upset.
22:27I love it.
22:28Yeah, someone does.
22:29She's just so mad.
22:31I didn't sleep at all, eh?
22:37Everything's going according to plan.
22:44Maxie, yesterday you were mumbling on about something.
22:47Me?
22:48Yes, girl.
22:49Don't act shocked.
22:50They got it on camera.
22:51They have it on audio.
22:53Like you're on a show.
22:54Play the tape.
22:55Even when you don't think they're listening, they are.
22:57I want to give props to Dahlia because, like, you said, what, you said, like, 60, 70 bucks?
23:02Oh my god, we got to talk about that again.
23:04That's me.
23:05If you have shit to say about me, we're all ears.
23:09Say it so we all can hear it.
23:11She has a tendency to say things under her breath that come across a certain type of way.
23:15This is getting spicy.
23:16Dahlia is a dramatic magnet.
23:20She needs to reverse that polarity and get it away because it's not needed.
23:25I mean, I feel like Dahlia has a lot of things to say herself behind people's backs.
23:31So coming from Maxie is a little hypocritical.
23:34I don't remember that, but I'll take your word for it.
23:37If anybody ever has a thing that they want to bring up, let's talk about it openly.
23:42As sisters, I don't do pointed conversation.
23:44Like, I would love to just talk about shit if you have, like, a comment you want to make.
23:47I just don't like all that, like, heated, nasty, yelling, all that bullshit.
23:52And I also don't like, like, unnecessary shade.
23:54So, like, if you're trying to make a joke or something, like, that's cool too.
23:57You can just tell me, but I don't like all the unnecessary, like, bullshit.
24:00I mean, I'm not going to directly, like, oh, you're a bitch.
24:03You know, like, I'm not going to insult you.
24:05If you think I'm a bitch, just say it.
24:07Don't mumble it under your breath.
24:08Do it so everyone else can hear you too, girl.
24:14Again!
24:15Come on up!
24:15Attention competitors.
24:18Attention competitors.
24:20The floor show is about to begin.
24:23The floor show is about to begin.
24:26I'm not doing it.
24:28I'm not emotionally prepared.
24:29Please make your way to the main stage.
24:31I'm not emotionally prepared.
24:34If I can't do this, I'm going to throw up.
24:59Welcome to the main event.
25:11Tonight, our monsters have been challenged with bearing their fangs and presenting visionary vampire looks in a blood-sucking burlesque show.
25:19As a second part to the challenge, our remaining revenants must customize and feature a burlesque band during their floor show.
25:25In addition to being crowned tonight's Queen of the Damned, our winner will also receive a deluxe Dirt Squirrel prize package worth $1,000.
25:35Here to help us judge tonight's floor show are two eternal queens who know a thing or two about ruling the night.
25:41Our first guest is acclaimed actress and horror icon Bonnie Aarons.
25:45In addition to her roles in Mulholland Drive and Drag Me to Hell, Bonnie is most recently known for her starring role in new line cinemas The Nun and The Conjuring 2.
25:55Welcome to our little corner of Hell, Bonnie. We're so glad you could be here.
25:59Oh, I am thrilled. I am honored to be here. Thank you so much.
26:03And tonight's next judge is nightlife icon, pop star, and eternal muse, the incomparably glamorous Amanda Lepore.
26:13Hello, darling.
26:14Hello. I'm so excited to be here.
26:17I don't know much about clothes, but your hair looks fierce.
26:21Oh, thank you.
26:23Now, it's time to dim the lights, start the music, and let the floor show begin.
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30:58We're right back.
31:04We're right back.
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31:20Let me rephrase that. It's not set up to hurt you permanently.
31:26As far as the Floor Show goes, what a disgusting, bloody mess.
31:30We all loved every minute of it, so thank you all.
31:33Before we begin, I want to remind you that we are not here to judge your drag.
31:37Drag is art, and art is subjective.
31:40What we are judging you on is your drag as it relates to this competition
31:44and the challenges that we put before you.
31:47Now, if we call your name, please slither forward.
31:51Maxi Glamour, Eva Destruction, Priscilla Chambers, and Dahlia Black.
32:03You four have survived this week, and you may all leave the stage.
32:10I don't like being safe. I like hearing critiques about my outfits
32:13since I spend so much time making them.
32:15Based off of my performance, I am very thankful that I was safe this week.
32:21For everyone that remains, you all represent the weakest and the strongest
32:25in this week's challenge.
32:27We're going to go down the line and give you our critiques.
32:30Let's start with St. Lucia.
32:32Absolutely gorgeous, but I didn't see any fucking vampire anywhere.
32:38And the performance was a little bit timid.
32:42The same thing for me. The performance was kind of timid.
32:44I could literally see you thinking.
32:47I do want to point out, though, that you had very cute props.
32:50And the way that you altered the fan, matched the umbrella,
32:53I thought that those were really kind of classy choices.
32:56It was smart.
32:57But this comes down to the performance, and it was lacking.
32:59Your burlesque was not up to par. I can't wait till you improve.
33:03I really want you to come alive and perform.
33:08Because I know that you can, and I know that you will.
33:11You're moving, you're more comfortable on stage.
33:13You are going to get there.
33:14But the question is, are you going to get there in enough time
33:17before you're exterminated?
33:19The belays don't know if I can come alive quick enough,
33:21but I'm sure as hell gonna fucking try.
33:23Landon, you want to step forward, please?
33:25I loved your look. I liked the makeup.
33:28I thought that you looked very manly, which is a good thing.
33:32And I love the Mexican vampire thing as well.
33:35I thought your look and your performance were right on.
33:38It was a really unique take on vampire, not what I expected,
33:40but that's a good thing.
33:42All the little details with your props were fantastic.
33:44Even the idea of the theme of your look with the fuck you
33:48to the wall, that was perfect.
33:50I just think you did fantastic.
33:52From moment one, I could feel your fucking strength
33:54and confidence from the second you stepped out on the stage.
33:57The spotlight hit you and I was like, he has arrived.
33:59It was just triumphant.
34:01The costume was immaculate.
34:03Your use of the fan as the trumpet.
34:05It was probably the most creative use of the fan
34:07that we saw tonight.
34:08I was beaming watching you perform.
34:10It was brilliant.
34:11But did you like it?
34:12I loved it. I fucking loved it.
34:14We all fucking love it.
34:15Outstanding, so original, incredible performance.
34:19This was everything.
34:21Thank you. From you, that's amazing.
34:23I'm excited to use this opportunity to bring a message
34:26and touch base with my Mexican heritage
34:29with a fuck your wall and fuck you, Trump.
34:32Louisiana Purchase.
34:33Your makeup tonight was beautiful
34:35and your burlesque style was stunning.
34:38Thank God that you had the vampire teeth on,
34:41because then I saw the vampire reference.
34:43I think it looks like Louisiana raided your closet
34:45for this one, Amanda.
34:46This was fresh.
34:48This was like a palette cleanser.
34:50This color choice.
34:51I really enjoyed this soft but deadly.
34:54Your pussy pink reaper sickle.
34:56I was like, hmm, I kind of want one of those.
34:58And I think what you gave to us was a classic approach
35:01on burlesque.
35:02You're obviously very, very comfortable in your own skin.
35:06You are solid.
35:07Satan built this body for this, honey.
35:09Yeah, I really enjoyed your performance.
35:12It was, you move so well in unison with the music
35:16and your costume is incredible.
35:18I thought there could have been a little bit more evil,
35:21but other than that, it was perfection.
35:23Bonnie Aaron said, I'm not scary,
35:25but Swan said, I'm pussy.
35:28I thought the fan was kind of almost an afterthought.
35:30It was like, oh, I'm so fierce.
35:32I have all this shit together.
35:33Everything's blinged out.
35:34You're like, oh yeah, this fan.
35:35And then he tossed it and it was done.
35:37It was cut out into the shape of a bat.
35:39Oh.
35:40I had paper.
35:41Maybe we needed a little more time to absorb that.
35:44I think it came in and out so quickly.
35:46No one registered that.
35:47I want you to take your style, drag it up.
35:51Let's make it bigger.
35:52Let's do bigger makeup, bigger looks.
35:54Jovska.
35:55Jovska, how did you feel tonight after your performance?
35:58I had fun doing it.
36:01I definitely know I stumbled a bit
36:03while trying to take off the different garments and stuff.
36:06I did feel I might end up in the bottom because of that.
36:09Where was the vampire is another question.
36:11It does read more devil.
36:13Horns, red.
36:14Yeah.
36:15I was trying to go with the little sorely nose,
36:16but I guess maybe like a fangs or some wings would have helped.
36:19Yeah.
36:20I don't think I've ever seen a vampire without fangs,
36:22but you never know.
36:25Well, I really wanted to love it.
36:28However, when you're doing a performance and you can't see your face,
36:31because your face is covered,
36:33you have to tell a story with your movement and your body,
36:36and I didn't see one.
36:37You're very uncomfortable on the stage.
36:39Obviously it's because of your mass.
36:40You have to figure out how you're going to make that work
36:42because should you stick around, of course,
36:44you don't want to fall off the stage.
36:46So that's something that you absolutely have to work on.
36:48I love the idea of the whole costume,
36:51like from head to toe and the look of it.
36:54I wish that the breasts and especially the ass were a bit more rounder,
36:58so it didn't stick out, protrude in a weird shape,
37:02but you were definitely the campiest.
37:04Which was fun,
37:05but I think Amanda Lepore just dragged your plastic surgeon
37:08because your ass is like misshapen.
37:15Yeah.
37:16I don't know if I feel my tits and ass are worthy of Amanda Lepore's presence.
37:20Let's move on to Hollow Eve.
37:23I'm seeing drag, filth, horror, and glamour, so A+.
37:28And you had a challenge because the costume was so opulent and period.
37:33I was just tapping my claws waiting to see you fuck up trying to take it off,
37:37but it was effortless.
37:38It was clear that you knew exactly what you had on.
37:40You knew exactly how it was coming off.
37:42It was just a really great job.
37:44And you were sexy. You were feeling yourself and we could tell.
37:47Oh my God, you can move.
37:48Yeah.
37:49That's what burlesque is all about, like feeling yourself and owning it,
37:51and you did that. You were selling, we were buying.
37:53Thank you very much. I feel really sexy.
37:55You should. You should.
37:56There was something else that we saw with you that I didn't see quite the same way with any of the other vampires tonight,
38:01which is this feeding frenzy, which, you know, is one of the best things about a vampire.
38:07That hunger that you can't satisfy.
38:09Well, we didn't give them lunch, so that could be part of it.
38:12Whatever. Maybe not.
38:13You brought us there and I loved you for it.
38:15Such commitment in your performance and the costume.
38:18It was just stunning. Absolutely stunning. And the way you move so graceful and I loved it. Thank you very much.
38:27It could have been like a little bit more stronger. You look so amazing and comfortable and you're in your element.
38:33I would just think that you would be like a little bit more dramatic with the movements.
38:38I think that you covered all the categories and were definitely the filthiest, if not the only filth in the whole entire show.
38:48Thank you. I'm really filthy.
38:51Amanda Lepore said I was so filthy and she really liked that and that made my heart flip over.
38:58Miss Madeline Hatter.
39:00Hi, Madeline.
39:01Hi.
39:02That was an incredible job with acting.
39:05I could feel the evil coming out of you. You have to have it emanate out of you. You have to conjure up and feel it and get it out and you did that.
39:17You looked hungry and fucking gnarly like you were gonna take my head off and I loved it.
39:23The fan didn't come out and that was one of the three things we were looking for for this performance. That's, you know, very unfortunate.
39:28I was wondering where the fan was coming from, being that everyone had one. So I think that you could have been really dramatic with the fan.
39:37You served us horror tonight. Love it. Of course we need horror and a vampire challenge. And this is the Madeline Hatter energy that people know you for and that we love and that we can't, you know, we want to see you bring that to the stage. Of course you know what I'm gonna say. No fan.
39:43I have a feeling that I'm going to be up for extermination and could possibly already be out of this whole fucking thing because of a fucking fan.
39:58Um, to the panel, whatever happens today, I'm not gonna pansy out because I'm here for the ride. And what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna kill whatever is thrown my way. Just saying.
40:13Listen, I'm glad to hear you say that. I'm sure all of us are. But we don't want to hear you say it. We want to see you do it. Show me. Don't tell me.
40:19Don't tell me.
40:20Louisiana Purchase. We want you to know that you did an exceptional job tonight. You have survived and you may leave the stage.
40:32Thank you so much.
40:34Land Insider, Hollow Eve, you both blew us away with your vampiric massages, but only one of you can win.
40:46That means...
40:49Land Insider.
40:51Congratulations. You are tonight's winner of the Vampire Challenge.
40:54Thank you so much.
40:55You have also won a prize package from Dirt Squirrel worth over $1,000.
40:59I won Vampire Queen. I'm so excited to win the first performance challenge.
41:04Hollow, great job. You can also leave the stage.
41:09That brings us to the weakest competitors of the week.
41:13Madeline, one of the requirements tonight was to use your fan and your performance, which you failed to do.
41:19Normally, that would automatically put you up for extermination.
41:22However, due to how strong the judges felt you perform, you are safe and you may leave the stage.
41:32Thank you very much.
41:36It's been a long road. I've been doing this for 12 years. It's been really hard and you guys have invited me into something that is so rare and so beautiful.
41:48And I just... thank you. Thank you.
41:53St. Lucia and Jovska, that means you are both up for extermination tonight.
42:00The extermination challenge is your last chance to prove to us that you have the guts and the glamour to be spared and remain in this competition.
42:08We will take into consideration your look, your performance, and how you fare in this final challenge to decide who will live and who will be exterminated.
42:15Tonight, your vampire looks were a bit anemic.
42:19It's our theory that adding a little blood to your diet might reinvigorate you and change pathetic into powerful.
42:27We have prepared a feast of cow's blood, fresh flesh, and a variety of organs for your dinner tonight.
42:35You are to consume as much of the meal as you can possibly stomach.
42:39Bon appetit, darlings.
42:42Dinner is served.
42:46The extermination is I have to eat cow intestines and stuff and cow blood and whatnot.
43:00Are they like cleaned out?
43:02I don't know.
43:03Are they raw?
43:04I don't know.
43:05Do you have to eat all of it?
43:07Every little bit?
43:08Eat it.
43:09Drink it.
43:10Savor it.
43:11Oh, God.
43:13Do you have a gag reflex?
43:15Like, are you going to vomit from that?
43:17No.
43:18Have fun, girl.
43:20I'm up for extermination, but I'm going to try my fucking hardest to stay in this competition.
43:24I'll do it.
43:25I'm ready for it.
43:26I'm going to chug it.
43:27I'm going to fucking eat it.
43:28I'm not going home today.
43:29It's too soon for me.
43:30I have so much to prove still.
43:32And I'm staying.
43:34I'm going to eat that shit.
43:35I'm going to chug it.
43:36So I'm in the bottom tier right now, and did I deserve it?
43:39Perhaps.
43:40Do I deserve to go home?
43:42Fuck now.
43:43I'm just going to go for it.
43:45I'm not going to think about it.
43:46I'm just going to go for it.
43:48Yeah.
44:13I'm just going to go.
44:16I love you.
44:18I love you.
44:20I love you.
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