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Reparto: Chiquito de la Calzada, Bigote Arrocet, Nadiuska, Javivi, Carla Hidalgo, Héctor Cantolla, Rubén Gálvez, Aramis Ney
Dirección: Álvaro Sáenz de Heredia
Condemor y Lucas abandonan el Oeste e intentan llegar a Europa en barco, pero en el trayecto se produce un misterioso asesinato: la víctima ha sido mordida en el cuello por un vampiro. Una terrible tormenta hace zozobrar al bergantín. Condemor y Lucas luchan con los tiburones consiguiendo alcanzar la costa de una isla misteriosa sometida al terror del Señor de Valpurgis, un vampiro sanguinario que confunde a Condemor con el Conde Drácula, rey de las tinieblas, y que pretende desposarle con la doncella virgen Lucía. Condemor y Lucas intentarán escapar, pero el Mago Negro sospecha que es un impostor y le obligará a volar como un vampiro.
Dirección: Álvaro Sáenz de Heredia
Condemor y Lucas abandonan el Oeste e intentan llegar a Europa en barco, pero en el trayecto se produce un misterioso asesinato: la víctima ha sido mordida en el cuello por un vampiro. Una terrible tormenta hace zozobrar al bergantín. Condemor y Lucas luchan con los tiburones consiguiendo alcanzar la costa de una isla misteriosa sometida al terror del Señor de Valpurgis, un vampiro sanguinario que confunde a Condemor con el Conde Drácula, rey de las tinieblas, y que pretende desposarle con la doncella virgen Lucía. Condemor y Lucas intentarán escapar, pero el Mago Negro sospecha que es un impostor y le obligará a volar como un vampiro.
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00:00:00The Holy Spirit
00:00:30The Holy Spirit
00:01:00The Holy Spirit
00:01:02The Holy Spirit
00:01:04The Holy Spirit
00:01:06The Holy Spirit
00:01:08The Holy Spirit
00:01:10The Holy Spirit
00:01:12The Holy Spirit
00:01:14The Holy Spirit
00:01:16Jonathan Olson
00:01:17She is in me, my wife
00:01:19Madam, at your feet, if you don't smell
00:01:22I say that at his feet we carry a sack of gold pipes
00:01:27And go ahead and hit the heel
00:01:29And they come out one by one.
00:01:30And let's have a good time without coming here
00:01:33Do you realize
00:01:35I'd better pick him up, sir.
00:01:36But what does it say?
00:01:38Bring that sack over here
00:01:39This needs to be taken care of.
00:01:40Like a baby
00:01:42Excuse my mistake, ma'am
00:01:44I will take care of you
00:01:46I advise you not to tell anyone
00:01:49He carries a sack of gold in his arms
00:01:51It could be dangerous.
00:01:53You understand me now.
00:01:54Indian Gold
00:01:55Cursed gold for white men
00:01:58Indian Gold
00:02:00For the Indian
00:02:01But what is this chimney with the face of an Indian saying?
00:02:06I think he wants us to give him the sack, sir.
00:02:08With
00:02:08Ah, yes
00:02:09Well, that's where they're going to get him, huh?
00:02:11For silly little things, handkerchiefs
00:02:13And what do you plan to do in Paris with all that gold, Mr. Bondemort?
00:02:18Well, with this little bit of money I'm going to buy a farm near Paris
00:02:22With little duck
00:02:23Little cow
00:02:25Piggy
00:02:26A player piano
00:02:27A pair of brown gloves
00:02:29An inflatable doll to keep me from getting bored
00:02:31I'm going to take advantage of the discount.
00:02:33January
00:02:34To the attack
00:02:35Cool, no, yeah, espay, puy
00:02:42Ah!
00:02:44Bupi!
00:02:45This one right here!
00:02:46How did I get here!
00:02:47I can't do it the way I arrived!
00:02:48Oh, oh, oh!
00:02:50Hats off to me!
00:02:52Attack here, oricen!
00:02:54Fractured!
00:02:56Count for joy!
00:02:57Ah!
00:02:59Oh no, no, no!
00:03:00Oh no, no!
00:03:12The margin is where you fish!
00:03:13The margin is where you fish!
00:03:13The thing is, I get caught!
00:03:15Escape!
00:03:16You're so packaged!
00:03:17No, no, no, no!
00:03:47He began to get up without him coming, the filter from the top hat.
00:03:51The coward was going to be right.
00:03:56Luca! Luca!
00:03:58What a big ship it is!
00:04:00Let the last drop come out through the diodenum, it's going to quinine!
00:04:04Luca! Luca!
00:04:07Mr. Conte was calling!
00:04:08Where have you been, you creep!
00:04:11Vomiting from bow to stern, Mr. Conte!
00:04:13Luca! Luca! Luca has the capital!
00:04:16Pay for the ship! You'll go down because of my mother's flowers!
00:04:23Help! Help!
00:04:25Get me out of here!
00:04:26What are you doing, you nosy, sinful person?
00:04:28I'm dying alive, Mr. Conte!
00:04:30Nothing, me right now!
00:04:31No, Conte, I can't!
00:04:33Did the coward lock you up?
00:04:34It's coming in! It's catching in my ears! Help me!
00:04:37Oh! Oh, oh, oh!
00:04:39It's weed! Help me, daughter!
00:04:41Grab me by the skin and pull me in!
00:04:43Grimo!
00:04:44Damn it, I choked!
00:04:46Screw the horns!
00:04:48Mr. Donemor!
00:04:49What happened?
00:04:50What's wrong with him?
00:04:51Husband, help me!
00:04:53Help me!
00:04:54He couldn't think of anything!
00:04:55Help me!
00:04:56It's locked!
00:04:57It's locked!
00:04:58My dear, it has just...
00:04:59Hurry up, man!
00:05:00Oh, oh!
00:05:01Please! Pay attention! Now!
00:05:04Wow!
00:05:06Checkmate!
00:05:08Nobody can stand it!
00:05:10To the attack!
00:05:13Oh, oh, oh!
00:05:15Shut up, you checkmate!
00:05:16I need to talk to them.
00:05:17Something terrible has happened.
00:05:19Are they saying that because of us?
00:05:20No.
00:05:20Look.
00:05:22She's carrying a man in her arms.
00:05:25One man together!
00:05:26What happened to your good friend?
00:05:28Man has fallen down the stairs!
00:05:30It's so steep!
00:05:31The Indian!
00:05:33Do you know him?
00:05:33He's a really annoying Indian!
00:05:35It's more repetitive than gazpacho!
00:05:37Indian gold!
00:05:39Cursed gold!
00:05:40For the white man!
00:05:42That's what they meant!
00:05:43You can't understand a word he's saying!
00:05:44He's a funny Indian!
00:05:47He's fallen asleep!
00:05:49I gave him a whole neighborhood!
00:05:52This man is dead!
00:05:57Lady!
00:05:57I can't understand him very well in my ear!
00:06:00What other route do you take, you plimplans!
00:06:02Oritive!
00:06:04Gentlemen, things are happening on board this ship that are too serious for me to follow.
00:06:09hiding.
00:06:10What did this Indian party die of?
00:06:12Murdered!
00:06:13I can't understand you, please!
00:06:16Murdered in the same way two sailors were killed last week!
00:06:19At this rate, the ship will arrive emptier than a school in August!
00:06:23I didn't want to say anything at first so as not to worry them when we were arriving in France.
00:06:27But I can't hide it anymore.
00:06:29This man had blood drawn from his neck.
00:06:34Carrón!
00:06:35More deaf and hard of hearing than Aunt Paca!
00:06:37We had to talk to him with a little trumpet!
00:06:39Fang wounds appear!
00:06:41As if he'd been bitten by an animal!
00:06:42He won't be loved!
00:06:44¡Apitarse está corta!
00:06:46But I'm sorry, he doesn't shave!
00:06:47They have no beards, Count!
00:06:48He must have chopped this up!
00:06:49Two mosquitoes and Mercedes!
00:06:51Among us is a murderous maniac who seeks human blood.
00:06:55We will arrive at the port in a few hours.
00:06:57Hide in your cabins and no one will see you.
00:07:00Did you understand me?
00:07:01Nobody!
00:07:02Until we reach the port of Calé!
00:07:04Take it to the cellar!
00:07:05You, come with me!
00:07:12Capital, the door doesn't close!
00:07:14But what is it in the little bag!
00:07:15Durability doesn't work!
00:07:17No, Captain!
00:07:18Mrs. Orjone has run over!
00:07:20Oh!
00:07:21Stay still, sir!
00:07:22Careful!
00:07:22Careful!
00:07:23I lock the door with a handle!
00:07:25I'll lock her in!
00:07:25I'll lock her in!
00:07:26I really don't like this storm that's coming our way!
00:07:31Let's hurry!
00:07:32I have to get back to the Captain!
00:07:34Here's a tarp!
00:07:35And tie it up too!
00:07:36A wave could wash him over!
00:07:38I don't think he cares anymore!
00:07:42That's curious!
00:07:43All three bodies have the same wounds on their necks!
00:07:46Have you heard of vampires?
00:07:50Don't tell me you believe in that superstition!
00:07:52No!
00:07:53I don't!
00:07:54But the maniac who killed these three devils
00:07:57He must be convinced that he is a vampire
00:07:59A dangerous madman!
00:08:01He should be drowned!
00:08:11Oh, man!
00:08:13I've been so drunk!
00:08:14You don't say!
00:08:16It's a drunken thrombosis complex!
00:08:18This pilot is a torpedo that hits every bump!
00:08:20You're braver!
00:08:21And I say, I wouldn't be better disguised, Count!
00:08:24Here, man!
00:08:25How's it going!
00:08:25So that you get the bassoon with more holes than a strap!
00:08:30What is he doing with that rope?
00:08:31I'm going to sleep in!
00:08:33I'm going to tie myself up!
00:08:34Let go of my pipe!
00:08:36Careful!
00:08:36Go away!
00:08:37Go away!
00:08:41What's that?
00:08:42Are we carrying a corpse on board without my authorization?
00:08:45You see, Mr. Palmer
00:08:46We loaded it the night before we set sail.
00:08:48That's a serious offense, Willy!
00:08:50I hope they paid you well
00:08:51Yes, $200
00:08:53If you want, I'll give you half.
00:08:54Who is it?
00:08:57Don't know
00:08:57But I think he's someone important.
00:08:59An aristocrat
00:09:00Well, this coffin is open
00:09:01How did he do it?
00:09:02And there's nobody here.
00:09:05Are you joking?
00:09:06The devil take me if I'm joking
00:09:08This is empty
00:09:10It just can't be
00:09:32Water
00:09:36And to the kitten
00:09:37Fast
00:09:38It's not worth it.
00:09:39Or to the layer
00:09:40What should you put on him?
00:09:40Look how pretty!
00:09:41Alright?
00:09:42Alright?
00:09:43Don't miss a single one
00:09:44Because the work
00:09:46It was hard for me to win it.
00:09:47Don't worry
00:09:48If not, put
00:09:48That I will find
00:09:49The 787 nuggets
00:09:51What he lacks
00:09:52And my 18, right?
00:09:54Yes, but yours
00:09:55These are the last ones
00:09:56Don't be mistaken
00:09:57Alright?
00:09:58But how can it be the last one?
00:09:59When are you going to give me a raise?
00:10:01Throw it here
00:10:01That has the hand
00:10:02Like a slingshot
00:10:03Abandon ship!
00:10:16Notify the passengers!
00:10:18Oh, oh, oh!
00:10:19I saw a bar there!
00:10:20I've dropped my sunflower seeds again!
00:10:22Let's go pipitas now, then!
00:10:23I'm not going!
00:10:24We have to abandon ship!
00:10:25My little pipe!
00:10:26Where is?
00:10:27Where is?
00:10:28Something, what!
00:10:28What a look!
00:10:29Captain! Captain!
00:10:30Hey, let's get help, man!
00:10:34Vote jacket!
00:10:37He knows what he's capable of!
00:10:42Look, Mr. Conte!
00:10:43Now!
00:10:43Look at the gypsy!
00:10:44It's the same as a size!
00:10:46Oh, we painted ourselves!
00:10:49Now!
00:10:52I don't have a bathroom!
00:10:53No! And I can't swim!
00:11:08We should have been killed, Lucas! We should have been killed! Oh, oh, so much water, my goodness! Even the frog is scared!
00:11:17I'm the one who's scared, Count, I've been swimming for four hours and I still haven't learned!
00:11:22There's water everywhere, except up above, Lucas!
00:11:26Is the whole ship sinking?
00:11:28They all died wet, none were spared.
00:11:31All the gold lost?
00:11:33Grey cove, don't remind me!
00:11:35That's going to touch my soul, my little gold, my little pipe!
00:11:38Give me my money back, don't take away the VAT!
00:11:42Ruin again, Count, the base, a ruin!
00:11:45They're all gone and I'm falling apart, I'm going to have to fry the eggs with saliva!
00:11:49Don't talk to me, Count!
00:11:51I'm getting hungry, you scoundrel!
00:11:53What's Lucas doing?
00:11:55Don't make a mess before meals!
00:11:58He's advocating for me, Count!
00:11:59With your permission, man!
00:12:01I've told myself not to do these things with the vocal tracts!
00:12:04I'm exhausted, Count!
00:12:06Now it's your turn to do your bit, man!
00:12:09Papajol!
00:12:10You go ahead, I can't swim!
00:12:13Grimo!
00:12:13It's very easy, Count!
00:12:17You just have to move the mats around a little bit like this!
00:12:20Help, I'm drowning, Count!
00:12:22Here you go, just a little bit, we're almost in France!
00:12:26It doesn't bring you joy!
00:12:27Listen to what he's giving me, Count! Help! Help!
00:12:31Relief!
00:12:32Hey, Don Lucas!
00:12:34Oh, this!
00:12:36Relief!
00:12:37A cursed weapon appears before me, Count!
00:12:40There's someone there!
00:12:41Who am I?
00:12:43I'm the hacker captain!
00:12:46Hey, hey!
00:12:47I can't see anything!
00:12:48Here!
00:12:50It's true, look at him!
00:12:52I see it, Count!
00:12:53He's clinging to a wine vat without torpedoes!
00:12:57In the end, the drink saved him!
00:12:59Captain!
00:13:00I am condemned!
00:13:02I'm glad to talk to you!
00:13:04How's everything going over there?
00:13:05I'm hurt!
00:13:07I've lost a leg!
00:13:10And I feel great pain!
00:13:12Mommy, bowl for me, I've lost all my sunflower seeds!
00:13:15Do you know?
00:13:18Please help me!
00:13:21Don't worry, captain!
00:13:22Now I'm going to save him!
00:13:26With only one leg, he's going to row very badly!
00:13:29But if I stop them from eating two, they eat three!
00:13:31Oh, you fool, attack!
00:13:34Things are bad, idiot!
00:13:35Leave it here in fear!
00:13:37The sinner of the meadow!
00:13:39Don't get distracted and give it to him badly, you idiot, you diodenal!
00:13:43Careful!
00:13:44Here they come again!
00:13:46Who's coming again?
00:13:48Sharks!
00:13:52They said sharks!
00:13:53They've said big wins!
00:13:55He'd put it in reverse for the sake of the flies!
00:13:57They said sharks!
00:13:59Let me come up, Count!
00:14:00Move your shoes for the glory of your father!
00:14:03We have to escape!
00:14:04I'm going higher, Count!
00:14:06The engine stops!
00:14:07The car stops!
00:14:08Get back to work!
00:14:10And watch yourself, I'm watching your performance!
00:14:13They're eating both my legs!
00:14:18The second problem is that I didn't make it to dessert!
00:14:23How scandalous!
00:14:26Don't give up!
00:14:29Can't we see them anymore, Captain?
00:14:32We were there in a moment!
00:14:35Captain, answer!
00:14:36Don't join in, if you can't hide it, man!
00:14:39He must have gone to look for the medecere!
00:14:41Luca!
00:14:41Your beloved Cairema, who comes to the Roman radiators!
00:14:45I cannot, Count!
00:14:46I'm paralyzed with fear!
00:14:47With Demor, he knows no fear!
00:14:50Coward, you little brat, Luca!
00:14:54I'm not responsible!
00:14:56You're coming!
00:14:57Ah!
00:14:59Ah!
00:15:00Ah!
00:15:00Ah!
00:15:00Ah!
00:15:03We've got you!
00:15:05Ah!
00:15:06We've got you!
00:15:07Don't worry, Luca!
00:15:09You fell for it here, you crazy guy!
00:15:11My lifeline!
00:15:11What a sweet roll!
00:15:14Runs!
00:15:14Ah!
00:15:16Pocorro!
00:15:17Pocorro!
00:15:18Pocorro, Cacanobo!
00:15:19Hey!
00:15:20Here, sharks!
00:15:21Here, sharks!
00:15:21Here, sharks!
00:15:21Here, sharks!
00:15:21Here, sharks!
00:15:25Sharks!
00:15:26Sharks!
00:15:27Whales!
00:15:28Whales!
00:15:29Whales!
00:15:29Sperm whales!
00:15:31Lacaletes!
00:15:32Her mother-in-law!
00:15:33Yours, commandos!
00:15:35Ah!
00:15:35Ah!
00:15:37Ah!
00:15:38Ah!
00:15:38No, Lucas!
00:15:39Go ahead!
00:15:40Ah!
00:15:41Here, sharks!
00:15:41Ah!
00:15:42Ah!
00:15:54Ah!
00:15:55Ah!
00:15:56A well that has been moved!
00:15:57Wow, what a loose cannon!
00:15:59Wow, Mr. Conte!
00:16:00We're safe, Rafael!
00:16:02Come closer!
00:16:03But!
00:16:04The intern!
00:16:05Grab everything!
00:16:06Get in, Mr. Conte!
00:16:07Get in!
00:16:08I'm not asking!
00:16:09I'm not asking!
00:16:10I'm not asking!
00:16:10What a beautiful box, Lucas!
00:16:13Everything is in the red!
00:16:14Yeah!
00:16:15First-class territory, Mr. Conte!
00:16:17It's a little dog!
00:16:18A dog what?
00:16:19A dog, Mr. Conte!
00:16:22A box!
00:16:24Chocolates!
00:16:25No!
00:16:26A coffin!
00:16:27A box of cold cuts!
00:16:29Morta, morta, mortadera!
00:16:31You have it, Count!
00:16:33Here it is again, with the teeth!
00:16:36Lie down!
00:16:36Lie down so he can't see you!
00:16:37Move over here!
00:16:38I'm allergic to pestos!
00:16:41And no to sharks!
00:16:42See you later, Lucas!
00:16:44Count!
00:16:45Tickle him, sir!
00:16:47He's digging his knees into my vaginal opening!
00:16:50Excuse me, Count, but I can't find the right position, man!
00:16:53My feet feel like Manchego cheese!
00:16:55And yours, Mr. Count, are enjoying cheese to the fullest!
00:16:57To the crane!
00:16:58There has always been class!
00:17:00It gives you a cué!
00:17:00Get out of here!
00:17:01They'll take his life!
00:17:03Don't be angry with me, Count!
00:17:04Curl your pineapples back and put your arm under your neck!
00:17:07Puisto, sinner!
00:17:09Let go, you're going to break my elbow, you creep!
00:17:11Do you think I'm a big shot?
00:17:13Oh! Oh!
00:17:25Don't get angry with me, Count, you silly fools, because we're reaching dry land, man!
00:17:52As?
00:17:52Yeah!
00:17:53Get out, Mr. Count!
00:17:54But what else?
00:17:55How creepy!
00:17:56I got off and ran away, Count!
00:17:58Attention, torpedoes!
00:17:59It's going to drown you!
00:18:01Not at all, Count!
00:18:02I'm not going to leave just a few milliliters of water, man!
00:18:04And just look at that!
00:18:05The townspeople aren't coming to wait!
00:18:07Look!
00:18:09The mayor and the councilors!
00:18:11Yeah!
00:18:12Hurry and get out of here, Count!
00:18:14Hurry!
00:18:14Good-sized!
00:18:15Hurry!
00:18:16I've been curled up for forty hours, more than a blind!
00:18:19And I have an anatomy that I can't pull on my body!
00:18:22I feel terrible!
00:18:23What is he going to do?!
00:18:25Hurry up, Count!
00:18:26It's a third-rate funeral!
00:18:29Full of fishermen!
00:18:31What fishermen, Mr. Count?!
00:18:32Don't make me suffer!
00:18:33There are lones, man!
00:18:34Hey, you guys, come here!
00:18:35Hurry up, man!
00:18:36Help the Count!
00:18:37Warning, son!
00:18:39You said it, Count!
00:18:40It's him!
00:18:41Our Count has arrived!
00:18:43Roy and Slan!
00:18:44Slan!
00:18:45Alleluia!
00:18:47Alleluia!
00:18:48But how far away!
00:18:49You don't have a river!
00:18:50What are you doing?!
00:18:53Suck me!
00:18:53Suck me!
00:18:54We're taking Easter break!
00:18:57Oh, what an ugly opinion!
00:18:58And he went to buy a mask!
00:19:00And they only gave him the rubber band!
00:19:01The Count has arrived!
00:19:03You've arrived!
00:19:07Alleluia!
00:19:11Alleluia!
00:19:12No waiting, Count!
00:19:14It's not expected!
00:19:14It's not expected!
00:19:15It's not expected!
00:19:15It's not expected!
00:19:15It's not expected!
00:19:15Oh!
00:19:15But how does this priest know me?
00:19:17Don't just let yourself be carried away, Count!
00:19:19He seems like a nice person in the clothing stores!
00:19:20They're sure to take us to a convent, man!
00:19:22This is not the one we were expecting!
00:19:24Count Racula has arrived!
00:19:26The Count what?
00:19:27The Count of Aracula has spoken!
00:19:28Bracula!
00:19:29This is what he said!
00:19:30Or right now!
00:19:31I'm staying here right now to be my father!
00:19:33In this, forget far away!
00:19:34Hahaha!
00:19:38The great lord!
00:19:40Welcome to our island!
00:19:42You are very kind!
00:19:44But if you see me dressed as a donkey, I'll be very grateful!
00:19:47I have a sexual bladder!
00:19:50We knew you would arrive on the appointed night!
00:19:53Watch out, you might throw me!
00:19:55Don't hurt me without warning!
00:19:57I can't be here!
00:19:58It was written!
00:20:00What Perla wouldn't need is a nice hot bowl of soup!
00:20:03Suspect me!
00:20:04Rau!
00:20:05Compete in castles!
00:20:08And from that world I'd want a good steak!
00:20:10And tonight we're going all out, Mr. Count!
00:20:12Count!
00:20:14Here in Perla, we've been told that it won't be long now, Mr. Count!
00:20:24Luca, paint the one with the mumps mosquito!
00:20:27You have no idea what they've put me in!
00:20:28I think they've landed on their feet, Count!
00:20:30Stand up!
00:20:31Don't you see I've sat you down on a tomb?
00:20:33They're living vampires here!
00:20:35But what is it? Something bad?
00:20:37You know, not today!
00:20:38Courage awaits us, my lord!
00:20:40Now you will rest in Valpurgis!
00:20:43There you have it!
00:20:47What a shack, man!
00:20:49Hey, tell me something, what should I say was the name of that castle?
00:20:52Valpurgis!
00:20:53Conchita, you damned thing!
00:20:54This is beyond repair, Luca!
00:20:58Things are getting worse and worse!
00:20:59And we're going to end up worse!
00:21:08Luca!
00:21:09Luca!
00:21:11You make my home!
00:21:12Look at those birds, I hope they die!
00:21:16Get out of here, they're children!
00:21:19And the piano!
00:21:20Torpedo!
00:21:31Walloon!
00:21:32The long-awaited one has finally arrived!
00:21:34To the island!
00:21:35Count Dracula has arrived!
00:21:36It's for something, right!
00:21:40They're already paid for!
00:21:43Oh, Monsignor of Darkness!
00:21:46Big Brother of Hell!
00:21:48You've finally come here, to your home!
00:21:51Where we've been waiting for you for over two hundred years!
00:21:54Welcome to this, to our humble abode!
00:22:00I'll bet you!
00:22:02Snel!
00:22:02Snel!
00:22:06Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
00:22:08Good evening everyone!
00:22:10My servant and I came dressed like this.
00:22:13Because the Titan thing is a joke.
00:22:16Compared to the shipwreck we've had.
00:22:20For the glory of my mother, without knowing anything,
00:22:22We're tired from the work.
00:22:24This man and I.
00:22:25And it's a great pleasure to find you all in this great house.
00:22:30Madam, thank you.
00:22:31Still, it's big.
00:22:33The wagon and I will accompany you to your rooms.
00:22:38Oh, you can change your clothes and get ready for dinner, right?
00:22:42Thank you very much!
00:22:44May God repay him!
00:22:45Sorry!
00:22:45The devil himself!
00:22:47Which way does the room go?
00:22:50Please follow me.
00:22:51But what does this woman have in her mouth?
00:22:55This woman is French, just like me.
00:22:58The thing is, he has a piece of gum in his mouth.
00:23:01Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:23:06If the castle was scary from the outside, it was even more horrifying inside.
00:23:12It had enough shit and cobwebs to fill two bullrings.
00:23:15It smelled of rotten gauze and had a scent that made your hair stand on end.
00:23:21As soon as I walked in, I got so dizzy that if I hadn't grabbed onto something, I would have made a hole in the floor.
00:23:26And then I became convinced that I had to go along with those vampire filters that had fangs that counted breath for the glory of my mother.
00:23:38Voilà?
00:23:43This is her bedroom, dark and quiet. I trust she'll like it.
00:23:49Mgr?
00:23:50The window looks directly onto the cemetery.
00:23:53That's great! I like the scenery!
00:23:56I hope the ferret is to your liking, oh, Monsignor.
00:24:01I chose it myself.
00:24:03Well, I've already addressed it. One of Guterrenti's has to die here.
00:24:08Oh, what a lively life!
00:24:10And the colon is crazy to me.
00:24:13I'll have the gentleman install a hardware store in the next room.
00:24:17Don't worry about me, man. I've got it anywhere, standing in a corner, anywhere, because of this box thing.
00:24:21The box, the cork oak box. Oh, I love the cork oak!
00:24:24And who is that lovely portrait?
00:24:29That's the former one, Lord of Valpurgis. Two hundred years ago I bit his Adam's apple.
00:24:37And ever since, his soul wanders the house, sweeping away his sorrow, seeking revenge.
00:24:43What a shame!
00:24:45Yes, what a shame!
00:24:47Now they will bring you other clothes, and as soon as you are ready for dinner, I will present the maid to you.
00:24:53who is eager to meet him.
00:24:56The maiden?
00:24:57Her name is Lucia.
00:24:59And I am sure that you will all be pleased, for she is the most beautiful maiden in all of France.
00:25:06Mgr.
00:25:09Mgr.
00:25:10Count, look, the sacrificial sarcophagus is...
00:25:27Oh my God!
00:25:32Let's see, Mr. Count, how we can get out of here, an escape plan.
00:25:34Impossible, Count!
00:25:38Too high to get out of here!
00:25:40What could he have meant by that bit about the maiden?
00:25:44That Lucia the maid is eager to meet you, Count.
00:25:47And it's no surprise that the cook is too.
00:25:50I didn't buy it on credit.
00:25:52Listen, these people are a bit strange, don't you think, Mr. Count?
00:25:55All this kindness confuses me.
00:25:57That Dracula must be a big shot, man.
00:25:59It's no surprise that it's from the government, it's definitely from the government, man.
00:26:01Ignorant one, you are ignorant, Count Bracula, prince of vampires.
00:26:07And the worst thing he thinks is me, no.
00:26:10And why don't we just say that you're not the Count, and that's the only way we can really get our act together, sir?
00:26:14What the hell are you?
00:26:16If we tell him that I am not Count Bracula, he's not as clever as a dried tuna.
00:26:21I get it now, Mr. Count, this is what they want, to suck us dry.
00:26:25We have to play along.
00:26:26And the first change, alú to the last.
00:26:29Watch out, here comes a bad man!
00:26:35What is this?
00:26:37Mr. Ball said he was going to send one maiden, but he sent three in one fart.
00:26:40Oh my goodness, divine!
00:26:41Who is Lucia?
00:26:43You, you, you!
00:26:44No, it's not exactly as they've portrayed it.
00:26:53Oh, dear madam, time does not pass in vain for anyone.
00:26:57And two hundred years is a long time, even for Count Dracula himself.
00:27:02I trust that he likes the maid.
00:27:04You know better than anyone how things are.
00:27:08I'm ruined.
00:27:10My assets have diminished with this castle full of leeches.
00:27:16But you'll see how we'll be settled in at home after this wedding.
00:27:20There is something about the Count that puzzles me.
00:27:25Perhaps it's his strange way of being.
00:27:29Oh!
00:27:31The Count has become a bit more pompous and no longer has long hair.
00:27:35Fashions change.
00:27:38And I don't know, I find myself somewhat attractive.
00:27:41Don't you see it that way?
00:27:42No, frankly, no.
00:27:46But it is Lucía who is going home with him.
00:27:49And not me.
00:27:49That girl will do what she's told.
00:27:51And I myself will raise her to the altar, even if she is in chains.
00:27:55It's not the most idyllic situation.
00:27:57But perhaps the most exciting thing.
00:28:01Well, if Dracula likes the girl, he can consider it a bite.
00:28:08You know I don't like rudeness.
00:28:10Oh, forgive me, my series.
00:28:13Ale, ale.
00:28:14Let's hurry.
00:28:21Good evening, young man.
00:28:22What can we offer you?
00:28:22Monsieur le baron and Madame la baronesa await Count Dracula in the grand hall.
00:28:28We'll come down in a bit, bro, we're in the final stages of negotiations.
00:28:31Trying to improve the current situation, because between you and me, the Count is beyond redemption, to say the least.
00:28:37So, with your permission, good evening.
00:28:39And that's where we'll see each other.
00:28:40What's happening?
00:28:43What did he want?
00:28:44It was the one that the Count's wouldn't be waiting downstairs to start howling.
00:28:47As?
00:28:48What a handsome fellow, Mr. Count, what a handsome fellow.
00:28:51They've put a rat on my head.
00:28:53A lovely wig, Mr. Count.
00:28:54There is no mirror here for you to look at.
00:28:56A mirror?
00:28:57Thank you, beautiful.
00:28:59You can leave.
00:29:00May Saint Anthony grant her a boyfriend with tusks like an elephant's.
00:29:05Look, Mr. Count, this tray could serve as a mirror for us, man.
00:29:10Grimbo, sinner, you don't work for me.
00:29:12Vampires never look in the mirror.
00:29:14They don't have an image, like people do.
00:29:17They are neither flesh nor blood, Count.
00:29:19No.
00:29:20How strange that the vampire who dressed me didn't seem like one to me, man.
00:29:22But it has no spirit.
00:29:24Well, everyone has a bit of luck.
00:29:25They are like a living dead that feeds on human blood.
00:29:29And at a certain point, in one bite, the entire entity is devoured.
00:29:32Don't say that, Mr. Count, you're scaring me a lot.
00:29:35Since they are vampires, they sleep during the day.
00:29:37They get up very late, at the time of the bakers.
00:29:41So when the sun comes up, we grab the door and...
00:29:44If you saw me, I don't even remember.
00:29:52Monsieur LeBarón wonders if something is wrong with Mr. Count.
00:29:55Me?
00:29:56What's going to happen to me?
00:29:58I am Bracula.
00:29:59And I lie down and I get up and I go in search of the throat.
00:30:04I want blood.
00:30:05The Lord of Laverno.
00:30:06I.
00:30:06The Prince of Darkness.
00:30:08Count Mo.
00:30:09The flying vampire.
00:30:10There, native with so many ears, Mr. Count.
00:30:12And the tail.
00:30:12She'll be waiting for me there late.
00:30:14Hello, Mr. Count, that's more like it.
00:30:15Dead and mountain man.
00:30:17I am the most famous, evil, and terrifying vampire to arrive from overseas.
00:30:20He is the husband of your last master, the master of Saturday in Marral.
00:30:24I am the vampire that I want the prophet and the terrified one.
00:30:27He is the lord of hell who has already come to see, we have let ourselves be taken out.
00:30:32I'm Fatá's first cousin and he's taking out more shoes today than I'm going to bite, ouch.
00:30:36I am a pistro, I am a vampire.
00:30:41He's a crook, he's a drug addict.
00:30:43The long-awaited one has finally arrived.
00:30:45He's a big shot, he's a drug addict.
00:30:47More blood!
00:31:00Let him bleed for the glory of my mother!
00:31:03Blood with tomato!
00:31:04The punishment has fallen!
00:31:06There's some big news!
00:31:07It's their sexual amatoma of the candidate countries!
00:31:10More blood for the glory of my mother!
00:31:16Gracula!
00:31:17A great bloodsucker, he is my boss, the colbor.
00:31:25I drink blood because I was born in Bracula, and its Carmenci color drives me crazy, yes, I want the sea, I want the sea and the sea.
00:31:42Blood, blood, please, let the party continue!
00:31:46Blood, blood, please, let the party continue!
00:32:17Blood, blood, please, let the party continue!
00:32:26Well, well, well, well, it's a joy to see you all, and to see such nice faces. I'm tired, I want to go to sleep after the shipwreck I've had. I want to rest, Luca!
00:32:45But aren't you coming to have dinner with us, sir?
00:32:49Yes please
00:32:50They said they were having dinner, my lord count
00:32:53Well, Sena, I think so.
00:32:56I'm going to have dinner with you.
00:32:58It's an honor.
00:33:00I haven't posted anything for two days.
00:33:02Through the vaquinar floor of the sights of the human body
00:33:05My body is asking for something
00:33:07Warm
00:33:08I want to add something.
00:33:09Here, here
00:33:10But first, oh great lord
00:33:14I would like to introduce you to someone you are undoubtedly eager to meet.
00:33:20Oh, yes, and who are you?
00:33:23The reason you have traveled to Valpurgis
00:33:26Lucia
00:33:27Lucia, again?
00:33:31Who is Lucia?
00:33:33The most beautiful and purest maiden in France
00:33:36Lucia
00:33:37Lucia?
00:33:38The woman who will be his wife tomorrow
00:33:42As agreed, my lord
00:33:44As?
00:33:47Faito entrer
00:33:47Bring him in
00:33:49Rosh, chnel, roussi
00:33:52The rest is, Lucia
00:34:00It's burning, the tea is small, Count
00:34:02Silence!
00:34:03I am going to introduce you to the one who will soon be your only master and lord, Count Dracula.
00:34:14Would you like to talk to her for a little while?
00:34:17Lucia, you are as white as porcelain.
00:34:22You are as beautiful as a porcelain tile.
00:34:27But are you Count Dracula?
00:34:30Dracula with a B, from Barbate.
00:34:32The pleasure is mine.
00:34:34No, don't drive me crazy!
00:34:36Will you regret this?
00:34:37Take her to the wettest ones and put her on the lathe!
00:34:42Lucía doesn't want to get ahead of herself,
00:34:45But you'll see how tomorrow she'll be ready to be bitten by you.
00:34:49The young woman doesn't seem very eager.
00:34:51The lathe will take care of convincing her.
00:34:54Who is the toner?
00:34:57The wheel of torment.
00:34:58Don't break it into pieces, will you?
00:35:00I want the whole thing for a thousand.
00:35:02No, well, we're just going to stretch it a few centimeters.
00:35:07Does he think he's made of rubber, you coward?
00:35:10His illustrious lordship, the great black magician.
00:35:16Lucas, what is this?
00:35:36A Miura tilapita.
00:35:38Mgr?
00:35:40Paronesa?
00:35:42Male?
00:35:46Count Trabula.
00:35:48Oh, great lord!
00:35:52It's been over a hundred years since we last saw each other.
00:35:56It's exciting to see him so, so changed, isn't it?
00:36:02A little thicker, less hair, shorter.
00:36:06Only disgust, my friend.
00:36:07You can no longer even open the newspaper or not.
00:36:12They are all personal misfortunes.
00:36:14I shared his feelings.
00:36:16A friend.
00:36:17So, what's up with the food, young people?
00:36:19Didn't they say we were going to have dinner tonight?
00:36:22Dinner is ready.
00:36:23This way, s'il vous plaît.
00:36:25It's time, Count.
00:36:27It's getting out of hand, Count.
00:36:29Lucas, I'm going to die without ever coming here.
00:36:32But, Count, stop this clowning around.
00:36:34The girl is cute.
00:36:35Against good, man.
00:36:36It's about time I lost my bachelorhood.
00:36:38Look at her.
00:36:39Lucas, she's too much woman for me.
00:36:41Grimmo.
00:36:42And I can't do those things with the targeting points,
00:36:45stapled and segmented, poor.
00:36:46I can't do those things.
00:36:48I don't think we'll get out of this alive.
00:36:50Listen, sir count, don't get angry, man.
00:36:52Except now that we're going to eat or you're going to have dinner with me or you're going to have dinner with me.
00:36:55Why not?
00:36:56Count Trágula, s'il vous plaît.
00:37:01Mom, look who's here, Count Tragula.
00:37:05She is my mother-in-law, the mother of the baron, my lord.
00:37:09Ma'am, it's an honor.
00:37:13But let's have dinner, or you'll be left with nothing but bones.
00:37:17You're a pen with a wig.
00:37:19S'il vous plaît.
00:37:22The lady swore to me.
00:37:24I have it, I have it.
00:37:25Kill maturity.
00:37:41They should close the kitchen post and start making a road.
00:37:45Count, Lucia informs us that she has changed her mind and is eager for the wedding to finally take place tomorrow.
00:38:12Isn't it wonderful?
00:38:15Yes, wonderful.
00:38:17And very romantic.
00:38:19Ale, his lordship, the great black magician, will personally conduct your wedding celebration tomorrow night.
00:38:31Of course, with your consent.
00:38:33It will be an honor.
00:38:35The great black magician is a phenomenon of galaxy four.
00:38:39Everything he touches turns to gold.
00:38:40It's a horned phenomenon.
00:38:44Look at the way she's looking at me.
00:38:46Wow, what a crazy look.
00:38:48Forget the story, Count, and let's get on with the dinner, this smells delicious to me.
00:38:55What's going on here?
00:38:57They look like frogs, Count.
00:38:59As?
00:38:59Frogs?
00:39:00Frogs?
00:39:02These are not frogs.
00:39:04These are toad parties.
00:39:07Use, provisional coñuel tea.
00:39:09Do you know her?
00:39:10Living things are what nourish.
00:39:18Delicious, madam.
00:39:19Delicious.
00:39:22You first.
00:39:24Me first?
00:39:26Either a toad eats you, or I'll eat your ear right now.
00:39:29Coward!
00:39:30A toad!
00:39:31A toad!
00:39:32Oh no, it got away!
00:39:33He jumps like a trapeze artist!
00:39:35Enjoy your meal, Madame Baroness!
00:39:45Enjoy your meal, mesile barro!
00:39:48Bon appétit, most holy fate!
00:39:52Did he hurt himself?
00:39:54By the soul of the donkey.
00:39:57I think the bearded partygoer has broken his teeth.
00:40:03Don't they eat?
00:40:05I do nothing else!
00:40:16Count Dracula?
00:40:18I would love for him to eat a toad.
00:40:22Now.
00:40:24A toad?
00:40:25Right now?
00:40:30Say goodbye to the lake!
00:40:32He sees you like a little bird!
00:40:33Ah!
00:40:33Ah!
00:40:33Ah!
00:40:34Ah!
00:40:34Ah!
00:40:34Ah!
00:40:34Ah!
00:40:35Ah!
00:40:35Ah!
00:40:36Ah!
00:40:36Ah!
00:40:36Ah!
00:40:36Ah!
00:40:37Ah!
00:40:37Ah!
00:40:38Ah!
00:40:38Ah!
00:40:39Ah!
00:40:39Ah!
00:40:40Ah!
00:40:41Ah!
00:40:42Ah!
00:40:42Ah!
00:40:43Ah!
00:40:44Ah!
00:40:45Ah!
00:40:46Ah!
00:40:47Ah!
00:40:48Ah!
00:40:49Ah!
00:40:50Ah!
00:40:51Ah!
00:40:52Ah!
00:40:53Ah!
00:40:54Ah!
00:40:55Ah!
00:40:56Ah!
00:40:57Ah!
00:40:58Ah!
00:40:59Ah!
00:41:00Ah!
00:41:01Ah!
00:41:02What is this?
00:41:20For the glory of my mother
00:41:22I cooked them myself
00:41:23Chicken livers in grape sauce
00:41:27Do you like it?
00:41:28Shopkeeper's liver in sauce?
00:41:31My favorite dish!
00:41:33And mine?
00:41:34Oh, travel with me with it!
00:41:36And with a taste of wine, Count
00:41:38Oh, how delicious!
00:41:42It seems the shopkeeper was quite drunk.
00:41:45The shopkeeper?
00:41:46The shopkeeper
00:41:47Yes, we hunted it last night and today it's going in the pot.
00:41:52Who has he hunted?
00:41:54I'm going to shit in his tooth!
00:41:56To the village shopkeeper
00:41:58So this is his liver?
00:42:01And a little shopkeeper's cup!
00:42:08And is this one going to be hunted tomorrow too?
00:42:11No, this is a surprise
00:42:13What are they preparing for dessert?
00:42:14As?
00:42:16A kind of heart-shaped sorbet
00:42:19The surprise dessert
00:42:21He choked!
00:42:26Have a drink!
00:42:34This is very salty!
00:42:35But aren't you going to have dessert?
00:42:40The diodenum is decomposed and will quinate
00:42:42From the gross meta
00:42:44Lord, let's go!
00:42:45It's chest, captain!
00:42:49Count, I dehydrogenate!
00:42:51I'll pick it up!
00:42:52Force!
00:42:52Force!
00:42:53Force!
00:42:54Stay strong, Count!
00:42:55Force!
00:42:55Force!
00:42:58What a worry!
00:42:59Did he eat something that made him sick?
00:43:01Impossible
00:43:02Everything that is eaten in this house
00:43:03It's fresh from the day
00:43:04Well, let him rest.
00:43:06And that he recovers by tomorrow.
00:43:07That is the important night
00:43:09Yes, yes, yes
00:43:10Good evening, here you go, gentlemen.
00:43:11Good morning, may you have it
00:43:13Miguel, close the shutter
00:43:16The sun is going to rise
00:43:17Ah, well, if the Count needs anything
00:43:21Pull the cord
00:43:23Yes, pull the cord.
00:43:25Pull the cord
00:43:26Lord Count
00:43:29Lord Count
00:43:30I think the man who's in there
00:43:40He's simply not Count Dracula.
00:43:42After two centuries of waiting
00:43:45Count Dracula has come to Valporges
00:43:48And I will not be the one to doubt his identity
00:43:51The ceremony will take place tomorrow.
00:43:54And that's all there is to it.
00:43:56First bell
00:44:00Dawn will soon break
00:44:01God, tenth?
00:44:04Valgon
00:44:05Oh, oh, oh, my God
00:44:12Lord Count
00:44:13Lord Count
00:44:14I don't know the sleepyhead, man
00:44:15Wake up, Lord Count
00:44:16Because of his father's alarm
00:44:17He won't let me leave here.
00:44:18Now I'm really going to die.
00:44:19Mister
00:44:19I'm going out!
00:44:26I'm going out!
00:44:30I'm going out!
00:44:38Luca!
00:44:40Luca!
00:44:42Take care of yourself!
00:44:43Ugh, this is so annoying!
00:44:44I'm going to have to put on a parachute.
00:44:45Luca!
00:44:46Luca!
00:44:46The ground is so cold!
00:44:48How empty and catching a cold!
00:44:50He used to come here!
00:44:51It's done, baby!
00:44:54Oh, my mother!
00:44:56Who are you?
00:44:59There's nobody here!
00:45:00It's closed!
00:45:01Come tomorrow!
00:45:02Everyone's on vacation!
00:45:06Alright!
00:45:08I'm coming!
00:45:09I was so comfortable in the box!
00:45:12Falling asleep!
00:45:13People wake me up!
00:45:15He never came here!
00:45:15Oh, my mother!
00:45:17Oh, my mother!
00:45:18Oh, my mother!
00:45:23I wish you something!
00:45:33Mister!
00:45:34From the man!
00:45:36A little jar of fresh blood!
00:45:38In case you get thirsty during the day!
00:45:41Right now!
00:45:42Have a drink!
00:45:43I'll have a drink!
00:45:44Oh, oh, oh!
00:45:45Ah!
00:45:46Ah!
00:45:46Ah!
00:45:46Ah!
00:45:47Ah!
00:45:47Ah!
00:45:47Ah!
00:45:48Ah!
00:45:48Ah!
00:45:48He's going to shut up!
00:45:49He's going to shut up!
00:45:49You're scaring me!
00:45:50Luca!
00:45:51Why do you scare me?
00:45:52Why are you listening to yourself?
00:45:53Ah!
00:45:56Come to the closet!
00:45:57Come on!
00:46:03We need to get out of here as soon as possible!
00:46:05And when I can't take it anymore!
00:46:06Right now!
00:46:07It's already dawn!
00:46:09And the vampires are going to bed!
00:46:11Like the good Festros they are!
00:46:13So what are we waiting for!
00:46:14Let the cowardly sun rise!
00:46:16They react very badly to them!
00:46:19It's disintegrating!
00:46:20You buy bread!
00:46:21They disintegrate!
00:46:23Yeah!
00:46:23He experiences a breakdown sensed by the diodenal
00:46:27He leaves without warning.
00:46:29We have to wait for the sun to come out!
00:46:33No!
00:46:33Oh no!
00:46:34Ah!
00:46:34No!
00:46:35No!
00:46:36No!
00:46:37No!
00:46:38No!
00:46:39No!
00:46:40No!
00:46:41No!
00:46:42No!
00:46:43No!
00:46:44No!
00:46:45No!
00:46:46No!
00:46:47No!
00:46:48No!
00:46:49No!
00:46:50No!
00:46:51No!
00:46:52No!
00:46:53No!
00:46:54No!
00:46:55No!
00:46:56Already!
00:46:57No!
00:47:02No!
00:47:07No!
00:47:12Let's go!
00:47:15Wait, Lucas!
00:47:16Don't rush, you'll arrive at the same time!
00:47:19Oh no, I'm not leaving!!
00:47:20But who is this, Mr. Count?
00:47:35This is a random person looking for their partner.
00:47:39Let's go, Count!
00:47:42But I don't wish that all the Christs have gone to sleep.
00:47:45He must be suffering from insomnia. Let's go!
00:47:48Quick, quick, quick!
00:47:52You come here!
00:47:54Leave it for another day, you sinner! See you later, Luca!
00:48:01What do we do now?
00:48:02Wait until it passes by.
00:48:03Don't look, Luca, because of your tooth.
00:48:05This one's going to get in here, Mr. Count.
00:48:07But who called him?
00:48:08Count, get inside the box.
00:48:10Don't let him catch him while he's up.
00:48:12I'm adding a touch of flavor to the coffin's festoon.
00:48:15Count, I blow out the candles.
00:48:18Give yourself completely and hide!
00:48:20No, no, no, no!
00:48:21No, no, no!
00:48:24No, no, no, no, no!
00:48:28Die, you cursed Count Dracula!
00:48:48No! I'm not Count Dracula! I'm Count Mo!
00:48:53Here, Mom, here!
00:48:54If she didn't want it, I'll leave her like a shish kebab.
00:48:55Morruno! Port, morruno of Tange!
00:49:03Watch out, Count! The dance is starting!
00:49:06Keep your cat close!
00:49:08Don't let your day end here!
00:49:13How ugly he is, Count!
00:49:14How ugly he is, Count!
00:49:16How awful! Open the window!
00:49:19The window! The window!
00:49:21Open the window!
00:49:23Open the window!
00:49:23Open the window!
00:49:24Open the window!
00:49:25I'll kill you right now!
00:49:29Open the window!
00:49:29Open the window!
00:49:31Open the window!
00:49:33Open the window!
00:49:33Open the window!
00:49:34But how can you start taking the salt now, Count?
00:49:36I agree with what I'm saying, Rodrigo!
00:49:41But the sun?
00:49:42Can't you stand the sun?
00:49:43You're a vampire!
00:49:45But if I don't have rheumatism, why would I want disgust?
00:49:47You are not Count Dracula!
00:49:49Vampires can't touch garlic!
00:49:51Who are you?!
00:49:52My name is Mojo!
00:49:54I'm neither a vampire nor the mother who gave birth to me!
00:49:57I am French!
00:49:59But that's English, my lord count!
00:50:03I've learned another language!
00:50:04Oh, my daughter!
00:50:05And you're not a vampire either!
00:50:07The sun has hurt us!
00:50:08No!
00:50:09I am Arnaldo of Avignon!
00:50:10Human like you!
00:50:12Lucia, the maiden they intend to marry you to, is my fiancée.
00:50:15Congratulations, splash!
00:50:17And what are you doing here?
00:50:18She was kidnapped by the man's zombies.
00:50:19And I, being a hunter, followed the trail until I found the castle,
00:50:22pretending to be one of them.
00:50:23He nailed it, my friend!
00:50:25What a shot!
00:50:26Party!
00:50:27I want to rescue her, but they have her under very close surveillance.
00:50:30I've been sleeping in a tomb for two weeks without being able to get near it.
00:50:33Well, he'll have to come out of the tomb and sleep less, because he's such a sleepyhead.
00:50:37Let's go, Mr. Count, it's time to leave here, man.
00:50:39It has been an honor.
00:50:40Count Molo tells you so.
00:50:42Okay, let's go.
00:50:43One moment.
00:50:44Wait a moment, please.
00:50:46Just a moment!
00:50:47I'm missing my chance, kid.
00:50:48The train doesn't wait.
00:50:50But Lucia!
00:50:51Tell him not to take it too seriously.
00:50:53I want to stay single a little longer.
00:50:56Please wait.
00:50:57And Arbaró gives my regards.
00:50:59Tell him I don't want to see him ever again.
00:51:01Me neither!
00:51:02The mere thought of them handing it over to Dracula makes my blood run cold.
00:51:05Well, I think in the summer he likes his blood iced up and with a straw.
00:51:10At the wedding ceremony, Dracula will bite her neck and turn her into one of them.
00:51:14These are the disgusting things Count Dracula does to the human body.
00:51:18But where is Dracula?
00:51:19That's right, Mr. Count.
00:51:20I know she will come and I will have lost Lucia forever.
00:51:22Don't post-group, kid.
00:51:24The world is full of beautiful women.
00:51:26But I love Lucia.
00:51:27Don't you understand?
00:51:28Go on, Count!
00:51:29But don't get in my way, Count, the work, Count.
00:51:31Let's go!
00:51:31But, Lucas!
00:51:32No!
00:51:33You will not attempt to leave the castle now, sir.
00:51:35We're here by mistake and we're leaving.
00:51:38And you must leave too, young man.
00:51:39No, don't do it.
00:51:41Don't try it.
00:51:42You keep going with your garlic and your stake, we know what we're doing.
00:51:46You speak very well, Mr. Count, but this door won't open, man.
00:51:49Get out of the way, torpedo, I'm looking at myself.
00:51:50And a bat with a bulge.
00:51:53Wait.
00:51:55Nobody can leave here during the day.
00:51:56The courtyard is full of lions.
00:51:58Did Meloni say that?
00:52:03What's up?
00:52:04Go for it, brave one!
00:52:05He's caught me!
00:52:10But what are you doing in here?
00:52:13Out!
00:52:13Out!
00:52:14Not you!
00:52:28If you help me rescue Lucia, I'll take care of getting you out of here.
00:52:33But where is Lucia, man?
00:52:34In a basement dungeon.
00:52:36And what do we have to do to get it out?
00:52:38That's the problem.
00:52:40The man has the key in the agu place of his bedroom.
00:52:42And you must find it.
00:52:44And why me?
00:52:45The man is a very light sleeper.
00:52:48And if he found you there, he wouldn't dare say anything to you.
00:52:51Remember that you are Count Dracula.
00:52:52What did we expect, man?
00:52:53We have it right now!
00:52:55Come on, Count, get out!
00:52:56Come on!
00:52:57From that country!
00:52:58The man and his wife sleep right there in front.
00:53:01So we put him in the wrong room
00:53:02and we meet the one with the beard who has to pump the milk.
00:53:07Calm down, Mr. Count.
00:53:08We'll wait for you here, man.
00:53:10I'm not asking, I'm not asking, I'm not asking.
00:53:12If you can.
00:53:22The man's eye is wide open.
00:53:29It's from mainaria.
00:53:31Many vampires sleep with their eyes open.
00:53:33But he's looking at you from the other side.
00:53:34But you can't see us, Count, you're asleep.
00:53:36How do you know?
00:53:38Luca, you come in, it makes me laugh.
00:53:40I'm not going in, Count, because I'm not going in.
00:53:41You have to go in.
00:53:42Find the key and we will be free.
00:53:44Do you want the garlic?
00:53:46Making me a drink on top of it all with a joke, what a mess.
00:53:49You keep watch from the ladder.
00:53:54Yes, sir.
00:53:56May you rest in peace for many years.
00:54:00And you too, madam, the vampire.
00:54:19At your service, at your service, at your service, at your service.
00:54:49Where is the key to the dungeon?
00:54:54It has to be around here.
00:54:56A tarantella!
00:54:57A tarantella!
00:55:01Where is the key?
00:55:02Matararile, rile, rile.
00:55:05Oh, how tough!
00:55:06One, one, one!
00:55:10Come on!
00:55:10Oh, how tough!
00:55:32Where is the key?
00:55:38But with her, we put a name here
00:55:39But I can't make out the letters
00:55:41Where is?
00:55:43But what does he do for Beelzebub?
00:55:48What's happening?
00:55:49What's happening?
00:56:02Oh, what pleasure it has given me
00:56:09This is condemnation
00:56:12Little foot!
00:56:15Don't wake him up, he's a sleepwalker.
00:56:17What's happening?
00:56:18Sleepwalker, I can't believe it
00:56:20What's happening?
00:56:30And the key?
00:56:31Did you find her?
00:56:32Of course I found her, you coward!
00:56:35Sin!
00:56:35Here it is!
00:56:37It's here!
00:56:38I've got it here!
00:56:39My count, my Moorish count!
00:56:41To the attack!
00:56:43Let's go!
00:56:44Let's go!
00:56:44Let's go!
00:56:52It's so late!
00:56:54I was sleeping so well
00:56:55And you had to come and show me the door.
00:56:57To die for!
00:56:58I'm coming!
00:57:00Hit that bale!
00:57:01And turn up the lathe!
00:57:03What are you going to do to me?!
00:57:05Hold on to me!
00:57:06Ha ha ha!
00:57:07Look at that, Hugo!
00:57:08And put the risks on it!
00:57:10No!
00:57:10Oh no!
00:57:11It squeals like a rat!
00:57:13Take this and shut up already!
00:57:14Ha ha ha!
00:57:15Ha ha ha!
00:57:18How are you, young man?
00:57:19I am direct from Mr. Cote Draco
00:57:21The one who sent me to ask
00:57:22What's on the dinner list for tonight's banquet?
00:57:24Let the gentleman through!
00:57:29Go ahead, your honor
00:57:30Would you like to know what the wedding menu is?
00:57:33If it's not inconvenient
00:57:34I will gladly explain it.
00:57:36First
00:57:37I'll make a picadillo soup
00:57:39With the lean meat of this farmer
00:57:42That's lovely!
00:57:42Elbow!
00:57:43They are caribs!
00:57:44Relief!
00:57:45Oh!
00:57:46Now we'll loosen it a little on the lathe
00:57:49To soften it
00:57:50And one hour before the banquet
00:57:52We cut it into small pieces
00:57:54Tiquitos!
00:57:56Ah!
00:57:57Little ones
00:57:57And to the whorehouse with him
00:57:59Relief!
00:58:01Take it out here!
00:58:02Oh!
00:58:04What's that?
00:58:05Excellent!
00:58:05Let's say you cooked them
00:58:06Then he'll close the pantry
00:58:09Exact
00:58:10Lucia!
00:58:16Hernaldo!
00:58:17I'm going to get you out of here right now.
00:58:18There's no time
00:58:18Come on, open it!
00:58:19Very good!
00:58:20But it's Count Draco!
00:58:21Don't be afraid, he's a friend.
00:58:22Don't get upset, Lucia
00:58:24I am a count
00:58:26But not Braco
00:58:27What's happening?
00:58:29It won't open
00:58:30This is really tough
00:58:31This key doesn't open
00:58:32Nothing, it's useless.
00:58:37But why won't it open?
00:58:39The sign says it quite clearly.
00:58:41Prison!
00:58:42But how is it going to open here?
00:58:43Pantheon puts
00:58:44No!
00:58:45You are wrong.
00:58:46Please
00:58:47I'm sorry
00:58:48A bad afternoon
00:58:49Anyone can have it
00:58:50Step aside
00:58:51Depatilani
00:58:54Valued strength
00:58:56Out, Paznana
00:58:57For dessert
00:58:59This wedding cake
00:59:00I'm about to finish
00:59:02What do you think, Your Honor?
00:59:04That seems very good to me
00:59:05What was that?
00:59:08You to the hallway
00:59:09Arnaldo!
00:59:10What are you doing out there?
00:59:11Arnaldo!
00:59:11Arnaldo!
00:59:12Arnaldo!
00:59:13Arnaldo!
00:59:13Arnaldo!
00:59:13Arnaldo!
00:59:13Arnaldo!
00:59:14Arnaldo!
00:59:14Arnaldo!
00:59:14Calm down, my love
00:59:15I'll be back, I swear.
00:59:16No!
00:59:22Stop!
00:59:23Don't leave me, Andalto!
00:59:28Don't cry, beautiful girl!
00:59:30Tomorrow, Count Dracula will dry your tears with a bite!
00:59:36You have to go back! You have to get the key!
00:59:38Not a pear or a coin!
00:59:39I won't go back there even if my mother's glory binds me!
00:59:42That I marry the mother of the man who is in the Huichol mountains!
00:59:46One moment!
00:59:47What? What's happening?
00:59:48The count has just given me an idea.
00:59:50This idiot is marrying me off to the mummy!
00:59:53Why didn't I think of that before!
00:59:55What a thing, you crazy little devil!
00:59:57Without realizing it, you have found the solution.
00:59:59What is the solution?
01:00:00But man, how could I marry the boy's mother!
01:00:02It's got less meat than a bicycle!
01:00:04No, not with Lucia!
01:00:06Tomorrow, Count Dracula will marry Lucia.
01:00:08And he will take her with him, as all newlyweds do.
01:00:11Yes, that sounds great!
01:00:12Does this mean I have to wait until tomorrow?
01:00:18acting like a bracula?
01:00:20I'm going out into the street!
01:00:21Count, the lions out into the street!
01:00:23No!
01:00:23I will help you!
01:00:25As?
01:00:25They'll find me out!
01:00:26We'll prepare something that will clear up any doubts!
01:00:28The fact that?
01:00:29I don't know, something that will impress them.
01:00:31Let me think!
01:00:32When I pinch you,
01:00:34Bad, very bad!
01:00:37No, nothing bad is enough!
01:00:39These are the garlic cloves I have for going out!
01:00:41Excellent!
01:00:42I haven't eaten in two days, he doesn't hide it!
01:00:43It sounds like I have a mariachi band playing in my head!
01:00:45Well, ever since I ate the toad,
01:00:48I'm going to throw one at a rurto that I'm out of the box.
01:00:51I have an idea.
01:00:52It's risky, but it will work.
01:00:54However, you must think at all times
01:00:56that you are the count of the culá.
01:00:58The Count of the Butt?
01:01:00Prince of darkness,
01:01:01owner of everything and everyone.
01:01:03Owner of everything?
01:01:05Lord and master of the underworld, by Cleophas
01:01:07and of souls.
01:01:09Master and lord of the sofa
01:01:11and the beds.
01:01:12Yes, yes!
01:01:15I want Lucía to look splendid tonight.
01:01:34and that her beauty drives Count Dracula mad.
01:01:38I want her to remember me like this for all eternity.
01:01:42Breakfast is getting cold.
01:01:46Since he woke me up,
01:01:47The count couldn't sleep a wink all day.
01:01:50The suspicions of the great black magician
01:01:52and that strange attitude of Count Dracula
01:01:55They have me confused.
01:01:58I haven't been able to sleep either.
01:02:00But if you doubt him,
01:02:01Why don't you ask him for, I don't know, proof?
01:02:04A test?
01:02:05Are you crazy?
01:02:06He would strike me dead instantly.
01:02:07Of all the vampires,
01:02:10Dracula is the only one who can transform into another being
01:02:13and the only one who can fly.
01:02:15Why don't you ask him to teach you?
01:02:17Let's fly?
01:02:18For example,
01:02:21that would be fair compensation
01:02:23for the most beautiful moncilla in France
01:02:24that I offer you.
01:02:26And to be honest,
01:02:28I'm fed up with being a vampire
01:02:29and for everyday wear.
01:02:30You would love to fly.
01:02:31To fly like real vampires.
01:02:38Idiot!
01:02:39It's zebra porcelain!
01:02:42I'll have him flogged!
01:02:44Dear,
01:02:44Stop that now.
01:02:47Fly.
01:02:49The idea is exciting.
01:02:50And if it is him,
01:02:51It cannot be denied.
01:02:53And if it isn't,
01:02:55We'll eat it for dinner
01:02:56who is good-looking.
01:03:01Good evening, Count.
01:03:11Did the gentleman rest well?
01:03:13Divinely.
01:03:14I mean, diabolically.
01:03:17Pray for the vampire with a free overhang!
01:03:19That has two horns
01:03:20like two vases.
01:03:22The big night has arrived.
01:03:23Shall I prepare the count for his bath?
01:03:26No!
01:03:27No!
01:03:28No, not this.
01:03:29I did this all by myself.
01:03:31It's been many years.
01:03:32I don't want the fistro downstairs to see me.
01:03:35As the Count wishes.
01:03:37Anything you need
01:03:38I will be at your service
01:03:39for whatever you'd like to send.
01:03:45For anything you'd like to send.
01:03:47You just have to pull the cord.
01:03:49There's no need for me to call you right now.
01:03:51with you here with me.
01:03:53Come here.
01:03:54Sit down and you'll see me.
01:03:56Let's talk about some silly Spanish nonsense.
01:03:58you and I.
01:03:58The teretéricos.
01:04:01The teretéricos.
01:04:04Count.
01:04:05Count.
01:04:06How did he sleep?
01:04:07I see you've woken up
01:04:08with lots of energy.
01:04:09Count.
01:04:10Past all per se.
01:04:12It creates a little barrier here.
01:04:14She was already trained.
01:04:15I saw myself dying here in your house.
01:04:16It always arrives.
01:04:17Out of time.
01:04:18Why do you do those things?
01:04:27What happens now?
01:04:30For the news.
01:04:32They suspect you, Mr. Condemn.
01:04:34I had a feeling about it.
01:04:36If we give up.
01:04:37They would eat you alive.
01:04:38I assure you.
01:04:39The male.
01:04:40He wants to test you.
01:04:41He wants to test me.
01:04:43Like a melon.
01:04:44Of course, before eating the man.
01:04:45No, that's not it.
01:04:46The male.
01:04:47He wants to test you.
01:04:48He wants to see you fly.
01:04:49He said fly, young man.
01:04:50Through the air.
01:04:51Like a vampire.
01:04:52Unless I shove a rocket up my ass.
01:04:57Luka.
01:04:58To consider yourself bitten.
01:04:59Oh, mamacita.
01:05:00A rocket no.
01:05:01But perhaps.
01:05:02I'm having an idea that might work.
01:05:04But where is this going?
01:05:06Why are you moving around so much?
01:05:07Why do you do bad things to my body?
01:05:08Count!
01:05:09I have a gift for your wedding night.
01:05:15The adults, my lord count.
01:05:17Grown ups.
01:05:17I have some fangs for you.
01:05:18They are made of silk.
01:05:20Silk.
01:05:21The one that won't give.
01:05:22How can we let our guard down?
01:05:23I don't win anytime soon.
01:05:25They are, in part.
01:05:26Why are you doing something wrong?
01:05:28Raus, Snedder!
01:05:29Rauski!
01:05:30We need to hurry.
01:05:31The guests will arrive soon.
01:05:33Yes, I know we don't have time.
01:05:35But these idiots are so slow.
01:05:37No!
01:05:38You don't need to clean the dust, you idiots.
01:05:41The candles.
01:05:42We need to light the candles.
01:05:43Come on, turn up the lamp.
01:05:49Come on, let's go!
01:05:50That's right, be careful.
01:05:52Don't use the wrong string.
01:05:54The other one is the one we use to hang idiots.
01:05:57They don't obey the ball's commands.
01:05:59Wake up, you look like you're dead.
01:06:01Raus!
01:06:02Baron, black magician.
01:06:26The baroness told me.
01:06:27What do you think?
01:06:29I would do other types of tests.
01:06:31But I must admit that the idea of flying is appealing.
01:06:35It was my weakness since I was a child.
01:06:38And only Dracula can make my dream come true.
01:06:41If it really is Count Dracula.
01:06:46Lubola!
01:06:51Count Dracula!
01:06:54Oh, what a beautiful party!
01:06:56Are you ready?
01:06:57All in your honor, sir.
01:06:59And what beautiful music!
01:07:01My feet are going crazy!
01:07:03Me too.
01:07:04I love dancing, Maria.
01:07:05Is it honor?
01:07:06I'm a terrible dancer!
01:07:08Oh, ma'am!
01:07:10Count Dracula does no wrong.
01:07:14What is this?
01:07:15A double step?
01:07:16Who are you, young man?
01:07:36It's me, Arnaldo.
01:07:37Oh, and the hood.
01:07:38Man!
01:07:39I can move better in these clothes.
01:07:41Be attentive to my signal.
01:07:42What sign, man?
01:07:43You must take the count up there.
01:07:46And you have to throw these firecrackers when you see me do it.
01:07:49Already!
01:07:50I have a plan that will leave you speechless.
01:07:52Listen.
01:07:53Ah!
01:07:54Ah!
01:07:54Ah!
01:07:55Ah!
01:07:56Ah!
01:07:57Ah!
01:07:58Ah!
01:07:59Ah!
01:08:00Ah!
01:08:01Ah!
01:08:02Ah!
01:08:03Ah!
01:08:04Ah!
01:08:05Ah!
01:08:06Ah!
01:08:07Ah!
01:08:08Ah!
01:08:09Ah!
01:08:09Ah!
01:08:10Ah!
01:08:10Ah!
01:08:11Ah!
01:08:11Ah!
01:08:12Ah!
01:08:12Ah!
01:08:19Ah!
01:08:19When the minuet is over.
01:08:21At the end of the minuet.
01:08:23Ah!
01:08:25Ah!
01:08:28Oh, my lord, before my subjects I pay homage to you and humbly ask you for a small favor.
01:08:45Consider it done, my dear sir. What is it? That you teach me to fly in a balloon?
01:08:50No, my lord. The man asks you to teach him to fly like you, like a real vampire.
01:08:58What do I have to do to be able to fly?
01:09:01Flying? Flying is very simple. It takes a lot of air. You climb very high, very high. You dive headfirst.
01:09:10Open your hands and exhale wherever you can. Watch out!
01:09:15What? Like I was swimming?
01:09:22But without water, because it has more piticán de mor. Follow me.
01:09:26It seems easy, but I can't seem to get discouraged.
01:09:31You have no charm.
01:09:33No, I can't. I can't.
01:09:35Furthermore, he lacks the cape. You have to go through the tubalé, the bat, to lead the body.
01:09:43Do you buy bread?
01:09:44My lord, the man would understand you better if he saw you fly.
01:09:51A thousand? And who else would it be?
01:09:55Right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, my lord is going to show everyone how great his power is.
01:10:03Only with parables of Lucifer, tonight the god of hell will fly from the heights.
01:10:08Where are we going?
01:10:09Brothers and sisters of hell, our lord, Count Dracula, is going to show us his majestic flight as the great vampire of the eternal night that he is.
01:10:29It is a reflection of Satan.
01:10:51Your blood tastes like destruction.
01:10:58You will find it in pleasure.
01:11:07Filled with emotion.
01:11:14Where I saw the light.
01:11:29Does this break?
01:11:30Yes, yes, quietly.
01:11:31The different accounts are made for those who hang, man.
01:11:33But I didn't like it when I was beautiful, no, no, because I'm attracted to darkness.
01:11:46Let's go, young man!
01:11:49It's the kingdom!
01:11:51Hey, the captain for her!
01:11:53But I've seen it!
01:11:54I want to see!
01:11:55I want to see!
01:11:56Hey, a pretty one!
01:11:57No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
01:12:27No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
01:12:57It's ooooh!
01:12:59Casión!
01:13:00It's an illusion!
01:13:04It's extortion!
01:13:07It's an explosion!
01:13:10It's so dreadful!
01:13:15It's so joyful!
01:13:18Oh, dad!
01:13:19Oh, dad!
01:13:20The love of your crying, be careful, be careful, be careful.
01:13:26Levantera, there's so much excitement.
01:13:34I really want to dance.
01:13:41He's going to get into a bit of a fight with him.
01:13:45Who can't burn anybody?
01:13:48Ohhhh!
01:13:50It's so frightening.
01:13:54It's so exciting.
01:13:58It's all passion.
01:14:01It's an impression.
01:14:05Ahhh!
01:14:06Did I come to Kevin?
01:14:08Where is?
01:14:08Where is the comment?
01:14:10I am Branca, in the future of the above!
01:14:12Hey, Puro de Riva! Let's kill each other! The castle! It's moderated! We're in!
01:14:42Lord of wisdom, do you want as your companion the sweet virgin maiden named Lucia, who was born to be your wife?
01:14:53For the glory of Beelzebub.
01:14:56It was me, really, right now, right now.
01:15:00Say, yes I do.
01:15:03Yeah.
01:15:06Wanna.
01:15:07Wanna.
01:15:09Yes I want.
01:15:10And me too.
01:15:13Alright.
01:15:16I now pronounce you husband and wife.
01:15:19You can bite the bride.
01:15:22High!
01:15:25This is all a farce.
01:15:28Can someone tell me who dares to interrupt this ceremony?
01:15:33This animal has knocked out one of my canines.
01:15:42Do you want to know who I am?
01:15:44You didn't guess it.
01:15:49This bad luck won't run over the puncture.
01:15:53You haven't recognized that that imposter isn't Count Dracula.
01:15:59Don't hesitate, Count, it's now or never.
01:16:03You're a real beauty with hair!
01:16:05I am Count Dracula!
01:16:07Who are you?
01:16:08A smuggler who wants to eat all the toads.
01:16:13Shut up, you mangy dog!
01:16:16Shut up!
01:16:18I am Count Dracula.
01:16:23And I'm going to undo you.
01:16:26I will eat your insides.
01:16:30I will suck every last drop of your blood.
01:16:34And I will throw your bones to the vines.
01:16:37If you eat pigs, there's no waste.
01:16:40Be a man, Count!
01:16:43I am Bracula.
01:16:45And with a fixed tax.
01:16:47Coelde.
01:16:48It's an order.
01:16:50Didn't you see me fly?
01:16:52Who else but Bracula does this?
01:16:55To the attack!
01:16:57Let's get the imposter!
01:17:07Let's get the imposter!
01:17:08Let's get the imposter!
01:17:08Let's get the imposter!
01:17:26Lucia!
01:17:27Arnaldo!
01:17:27Follow me!
01:17:28Wait!
01:17:32Lucia!
01:17:33My love!
01:17:34I love you!
01:17:35Don't argue with me about your pay now, young people!
01:17:36Don't fight me for my pay now!
01:17:37We have to get out of here!
01:17:39I think this is awful!
01:17:41Let's go!
01:17:42No, sir!
01:17:42Let's conclude!
01:17:43High!
01:17:47Forgive us, Lord!
01:17:48For not having recognized you before.
01:18:01I doubt you, I doubt my leg!
01:18:04We're doomed!
01:18:05No!
01:18:07So what do we do now?
01:18:09Put him in the car!
01:18:09I'm going to lift the rake!
01:18:10Let's go to the car!
01:18:20Get the car out!
01:18:20First!
01:18:23They're coming!
01:18:23No!
01:18:36Forgive us, Lord!
01:18:37You've ruined the Buddha cake!
01:18:40Well, don't worry!
01:18:42There won't be any Buddha here anymore!
01:18:45Coward of the prairie!
01:18:46Oh!
01:18:47Lucia!
01:18:47Don't shake hands with that person who gives you an irritated arm!
01:18:51Don't worry, Mr. Conda! Here we go!
01:18:58Mr. Conda, be careful!
01:19:01Get the imposters! Don't let them escape!
01:19:03Get the imposters! Don't let them escape!
01:19:17That's your sunklet is doing well!
01:19:21Here's one for me!
01:19:26Oh! Oh! My cheese! My cheese!
01:19:28Oh! I can't take it anymore! I can't take it anymore!
01:19:29Don't stop! If he catches you, he'll hurt you!
01:19:31Right in the neck!
01:19:32I can't finish it off and don't condemn the shoe! It's killing me!
01:19:35We have to hide!
01:19:36Attack the door! Not the closet!
01:19:42Where do we escape to?
01:19:44For the love of chili peppers!
01:19:46Thanks, buddy!
01:19:48Tamele petido!
01:19:51Very much so!
01:19:59The exits need to be prepared.
01:20:00Right now! Back off!
01:20:02Popsicles! Popsicles!
01:20:03Nonsense!
01:20:07And you, look at that!
01:20:12I've never hurt anyone!
01:20:14Where do you think you're going?
01:20:17Put them in one by one!
01:20:20That cures your rheumatism!
01:20:25Here's the assamuesto!
01:20:28The kneecaps!
01:20:29Mud!
01:20:30Now get in the car!
01:20:33Get the rake!
01:20:34No! Watch out!
01:20:35Come on, devil! The force is jammed!
01:20:39Guanardi!
01:20:41Guanardi!
01:20:42Guanardi!
01:20:44Guanardi!
01:20:47Guanardi!
01:20:48Guanardi!
01:20:51Come on, bravo!
01:20:53Enchí!
01:21:11Guanardi!
01:21:12No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
01:21:42No, no, no, no, no!
01:22:12No, no, no, no, no!
01:22:42I can't believe it!
01:22:44It's all been like a horrible nightmare!
01:22:47Calm down, Lucia, it's over now, no, no, no, no, no!
01:22:49But come on, Arnaldo!
01:22:50No, no, no, no!
01:22:51Raise the horses, quickly!
01:22:53Hia, hia!
01:22:55Arnaldo!
01:22:56Oh my God, hurry up!
01:22:57Don't worry, Lucia, we'll soon reach the coast and be free.
01:23:01Hia, hia, hia!
01:23:02Luca!
01:23:07Luca, put on your shoe!
01:23:08There's no one here who can stop that plague of yours!
01:23:11Coward!
01:23:12What a stench!
01:23:13What a stench!
01:23:14But if I have a foot injury, cheer me up!
01:23:16I love you, my love!
01:23:17And I love you, my love!
01:23:18Luca, put on your shoe, put on your shoe, put on your shoe!
01:23:48Luca, put on your shoe, put on your shoe, put on your shoe, put on your shoe!
01:24:18Luca, put on your shoe, put on your shoe, put on your shoe!
01:24:48I am the most famous, evil, and terrifying vampire to arrive from overseas
01:24:55I am the vampire of Tifera, with the body of a tower guard and when I terrify
01:25:03He is the lord of hell who came to see us, we have let ourselves wither away
01:25:07I'm Fatay's first cousin, I know more than today's shoe that I'm going to bite, ouch
01:25:11I am the vampire of Tifera, with the body of a tower guard and when I terrify
01:25:14I'm a pistro, I'm a vampire
01:25:17He's a crook, he's a drug addict.
01:25:19The long-awaited moment has finally arrived.
01:25:20His little boy is going
01:25:23Long live the sun on the branch!
01:25:34More blood! I want blood for my mother's glory! Blood with tomato!
01:25:47Bracula! Bracula!
01:25:50Bracula!
01:25:52Gram, you bloodsucking bastard! He's my boss! The colbor!
01:26:00I drink blood because I was born with a blood vessel.
01:26:04And its crimson color
01:26:08It drives me crazy, yes
01:26:11I want the sea
01:26:12I want the sea
01:26:15And sea
01:26:16Blood! Blood!
01:26:20Please, let's keep the party going!
01:26:21The world is our lord
01:26:25I drink blood because I was born with a blood vessel.
01:26:29And its crimson color
01:26:33It drives me crazy, yes
01:26:36I want the sea
01:26:37I want a lot of sea
01:26:40Blood!
01:26:41Blood!
01:26:41Blood!
01:26:59Blood!
01:27:00Blood!
01:27:00Blood!
01:27:00Blood!
01:27:00Blood!
01:27:00Thank you.
01:27:30Thank you.
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