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00:00I'm watching a video on YouTube, I'm watching a video on YouTube, if you like, or do not forget to subscribe to YouTube.
00:14To see you next time, I'll see you next time.
00:19So I can get my head around it, so Zoe is lying to Sharon, right?
00:41So if Dennis isn't the father of the son, do we know who is?
00:44Right.
00:45She's been avoiding me for her whole shift.
00:49I've only ever had eye contact with me when teaching Jean how to pull a pint again.
00:54Has she got a good heart?
00:57She keeps telling me how much she's matured, but all this...
01:02All this cat is stupid.
01:04What's the logic in it?
01:05I don't know, darling.
01:06Listen, we all want to meet him.
01:08I, of course, want to meet him.
01:10But hunting down a son that you've had nothing to do with, suddenly, look, your life depends on it.
01:16She's nicking out the till, now she's fleecing Sharon.
01:19I reckon another grand at least before she goes off with his private investigator.
01:23It's not normal, is it?
01:24This is more than chaotic.
01:50Okay, I ain't saying you're wrong.
01:51Any normal person would get a second job, save up, go to the bank, get an overdraft.
01:57It makes more sense to find a friendly loan shark than deliberately rip off the woman across the road.
02:03You know, we've been over this so many times.
02:08Zoe is an adult, okay?
02:10She makes her own choices.
02:12You've given her everything you've got.
02:14Now, get it?
02:16She wants to see her son.
02:18There's one thing you can't do, and that's trying to protect her from herself.
02:22Okay, listen to me.
02:23We've got our own kids to worry about, all right?
02:25We have to work our backsides off to keep a roof over their heads.
02:28Now, if she decides to lie to Sharon, that's down to her, but she has to suffer the consequences, all right?
02:36Oh, you know what?
02:37I'm just hoping all this just fizzles out.
02:42I really do.
02:43I mean, after speaking to Zach and him telling me that Vicky hasn't left her room since they've come back from the lakes,
02:50Sharon's got enough on her plate without trying to track down what, a fake son from a dead husband.
02:58Come on.
02:59Just the power of ice cream.
03:16One lick and everything's better.
03:18As I once said to this one fella, no, wrong crowd.
03:24And, okay, yeah.
03:29One pound.
03:30You get bona fide old-fashioned cash, and you're going to say one word to your mother about the little upseller.
03:36All right?
03:36All right.
03:50All right.
04:02Psst.
04:12Psst.
04:13Psst.
04:14Psst.
04:19Okay?
04:20Oh, yeah.
04:21I love walking around with a tinder-tuner on my time-off.
04:27Anthony, will you help me?
04:30Vicki.
04:33What do you mean?
04:36Oh, come on. Look, Mum and Sharon, they can't both have just gone AWOL.
04:40I thought Mum was coming straight home from seeing Ben.
04:42Where are they?
04:43Why don't you call them and ask?
04:45Oh, no, that's right. They won't answer.
04:48Cos I'm not the only one who thinks you're a total moron.
04:51We couldn't just leave him out on the streets now, could we?
04:58Joel beat me to a pulp. You did not have to give his dad a home.
05:02And I can tell you something, you're going to have to do some serious talking to win Kathy round.
05:07Vicki, I'm... I am sorry. I...
05:11Look, you never forget what it feels like. Everybody staring at your son like he's a monster.
05:19Look, Kathy's in Manchester.
05:22And Sharon's visiting Jada. She wants to get some DNA off Denny's daughter.
05:28Alyssa? Why?
05:30Because she is obsessed, Ian.
05:33Reckons this could be it.
05:34She spent the whole time in the lakes talking about how amazing it would be to find Zoe's son,
05:39how she's got to give it everything she can, and...
05:42Look, I don't know, but I think that she reckons if she can find Denny's half-brother,
05:46that it would be some sort of...
05:49second chance.
05:51And I'm not sure that that is realistic, and it certainly ain't cheap.
05:57You know she's cashed in her ISA.
06:00Tell her I... I want to help.
06:04I'll, um... I'll transfer her the money.
06:07You?
06:08Yeah.
06:09You do know you can't buy your way back into the good books?
06:15Rough shot.
06:39What are you leaving, Coach?
06:43Hmm?
06:46After everything we talked about.
06:50I honestly don't know what sort of state I'd be in without them.
06:53I mean, yeah, Harvey does finish off your milk,
06:56and Ian follows you around in one of those little mini-overs, but...
06:59Ross, if you could, fit us in tomorrow, that'd be great.
07:04If you keep putting in the requests, Charlie will come round.
07:07He hates me.
07:08And Vicky hates me.
07:11Look, I can't get near either of them.
07:13You know, my judgement's obviously completely shot.
07:16You know, I say it wrong, I do it wrong,
07:19and I'd just make it worse if we've got another chance.
07:22Yeah, we've all been there.
07:23You know, we're all still trying to figure it out, aren't we?
07:26Yeah, I get it.
07:27The internet's a great thing,
07:28but they didn't really think about the kids, did they?
07:31You know, all those bullies, perverts, geniuses,
07:34and they're buzzing in their pockets 24-7.
07:36No wonder some of them will go off the rails.
07:39I just want my family pack.
07:42I've run out of ways of trying to tell her that I'm sorry.
07:46Well, maybe apologies and big gestures is not what she wants.
07:52There's one thing I know about women, all right?
07:54They're like you're much better when you listen to them.
08:02Julie said yes, you said yes, didn't you?
08:04Mm.
08:05There's nothing other than a nice balloon to lift the spirits.
08:10So I was thinking if you were going to see Gina before your shift,
08:21then if it was all right with you, I might come along and, you know,
08:26give her the balloon if, you know, come with.
08:29Uh, I had an accident and I need to apologise.
08:36No.
08:37No. Right. Yeah. Right.
08:39Yeah.
08:40Of course.
08:42Now, Joe, I didn't go and find that book I got you out on India.
08:46Oh, yeah.
08:47Do a little bit of planning after I finish the dishes.
08:48Yeah, it's a good idea.
08:49It's a good idea.
08:50Thanks, sweetheart.
08:59You do understand that this time next month he could be locked up?
09:05The remains of his life in prison for a crash you can't even remember?
09:08Oh, and you do know that any day now he's going to get his court date through?
09:14I mean, I'm already...
09:15I mean, might as well be his jailer.
09:21Now, if I draw the time, another meltdown next to the accident.
09:25We've lost all the money on the side of the car and...
09:29Well, I don't know if I'm cashing my pension to give him one last precious...
09:35precious dream, George, or...
09:38or trying to come on enough to pay for the taxi first to Wandsworth.
09:42Well, at least you know where he is.
09:47Oh, nice.
09:51Julie.
09:53I haven't heard from my vulnerable brother.
09:56A couple of weeks, at least.
09:59I've no idea if he's even in Cardiff.
10:01I can't go full pelt...
10:05and track him down because...
10:08I've offended him already over his independence.
10:11And now, Gina.
10:13Chop off everything.
10:15I've got her laid up. Act off.
10:18I'm trying to hold down a job.
10:20Making sure she's eating some decent food and now I'm doing a washing.
10:23So I'm sorry, okay? I'm sorry.
10:26But...
10:28Nigel's card and balloon...
10:31and his guilty conscience...
10:33after he's caused after grief.
10:35Not my top priority.
10:41Hey.
10:45Who?
10:46Who?
10:48Who?
10:50Yeah.
10:51Go on.
10:56Okay.
10:59It's your choice.
11:01Because I trust your judgement, you know?
11:06You want to get in more help.
11:11You think I don't know what I'm doing?
11:14I think you know what you're doing.
11:19Harry's in the best place for him.
11:24But he needs to eat dinner.
11:26And I've got my cash card now.
11:29I was going to the McMart.
11:31I have to go to the McMart now.
11:33Whoa, whoa, hold on.
11:36I'm actually one step ahead of you.
11:38Yeah.
11:40My dad's got a shopping list.
11:42You're going to stay here,
11:44and you're going to look after him.
11:46Because you're going to be the first face
11:47he's going to want to see when he wakes up.
11:49Hmm?
11:51I'm going to get him a little remedy, you know?
11:53Ease the symptoms.
11:55But you're going to stay here
11:57and make sure that he gets total rest.
11:59No-one disturbs him.
12:01No-one comes in. Got it?
12:04Good.
12:06We don't want him taking a sudden turn for the worse
12:09and, you know,
12:11dying on us.
12:15Hmm.
12:35Not much to recommend being this age.
12:47All that fun.
12:49Hey.
12:51Will I marry?
12:52Will I have kids?
12:53What career will I have?
12:55Hmm.
12:56And then those questions are answered
12:57and you end up just feeling responsible for everyone,
12:59wondering when the next catastrophe is going to happen.
13:03Hmm.
13:04You can take Gina some of that
13:05if she's off the hospital food.
13:07Oh, yeah. Thanks.
13:08Hmm.
13:20Cojo will show up.
13:22You should trust that again.
13:25I mean, if he's...
13:27being all independent and that,
13:28I mean, he might...
13:30he might already be back.
13:32Well, I was seeking to pop into the hospital, so, yeah.
13:34and, um...
13:37and I suppose it won't kill me to take Nigel's card.
13:40Thanks.
13:43Nigel!
13:50Sweetheart, you...
13:57Nigel!
13:58All right, Alf, all in the fridge, ready to go, mate.
14:06Hey!
14:07My little resident, Delia Smith, in show.
14:10Tell, um, Kat that I've labelled the vegan sausage rolls enough.
14:13Yeah, lovely. Will do, mate.
14:14One, two, one, two.
14:16Tester, one, two!
14:18You know, I could have met you
14:19if you told me you were discharging yourself.
14:21Yeah.
14:22Yeah, you could have borrowed Louie's push bike
14:23and then I could have sat on the handlebars.
14:25What?
14:27Cindy texted me, I told her I'd go straight in.
14:30I need a drink before my shift, not a babysitter.
14:33Ta.
14:34Come on, here we go!
14:35We go!
14:36It must be love, love, love, and again!
14:39Alf, Alf, Alf!
14:41Can you sing over the hills and far away?
14:42Hey, there's somewhere north with a Watford caption, don't we?
14:45Nothing more, nothing less!
14:48Love is the best!
14:49Don't you be cheating on the quiz, all right?
14:50All right.
14:51Uh, I think we might have to ask the new lodger a leave.
14:56Oh, right, yeah, look, um...
14:58I know this is all my brat idea, but, uh, yeah,
15:00it's all getting a bit awkward and, uh,
15:02I quite like your mum to start speaking to me again.
15:05I know the man's a bit of a staple.
15:08I don't think Ross has quite worked out how he used a washing machine yet.
15:10His tail's starting to make the bathroom stink of drains.
15:13How about, like, we have a cheeky little win at the quiz, all right?
15:16A few drinks and we just casually slip it into the conversation later.
15:18Agreed.
15:19Right, I'll have a large Merlot.
15:21What?
15:22They've nicked our table!
15:24Um...
15:34He'll be fine, he'll be fine, he can't have gone far.
15:37Oh, yes, well, let's hope he's headed for the hospital and not India.
15:41I've looked everywhere I can think.
15:45Sorry, I don't know what you're talking about.
15:46The cat!
15:47It was upstairs earlier and I left the window open.
15:48It's my fault!
15:49I couldn't, it couldn't have got out the window!
15:50We thought we caught sight of her outside the cat, but no...
15:51Hold on, the cat's been curled up behind the settee since first thing this morning.
15:55Oh!
15:56He was actually talking to me...
15:57Oh, my God!
15:58I can't believe it!
15:59Oh, thanks, Anthony, for your help!
16:00So...
16:01I'm really worried about you, darling.
16:02This is a bit intense, isn't it?
16:03You can't keep pretending when things get awkward, alright?
16:04It's not as if I can forget what you told me last night.
16:07I was thinking, why don't you do a few shifts cleaning, yeah?
16:09I'll go to the bank with you, if you like.
16:10Oh, yeah, that's a great idea.
16:11I'll save up for the next ten years.
16:12That'll sort it.
16:13You can't do this.
16:14Go and tell Sharon the truth, right?
16:15And give her her money.
16:16I'll go.
16:17I'll go.
16:18I'll go.
16:19I'll go.
16:20I'll go.
16:21I'll go.
16:22I'll go.
16:23I'll go.
16:24I'll go.
16:25I'll go.
16:26I'll go.
16:27I'll go.
16:28I'll go.
16:29I'll go.
16:30I'll go.
16:31I'll go.
16:32I'll go.
16:33I'll go.
16:34I'll go.
16:35I'll go.
16:36I'll go.
16:37I'll go.
16:38You're showing the truth, right?
16:39And give her her money back.
16:40What I need to do is find my son now, Kat.
16:43Whatever it takes.
16:58It was an accident.
17:00The last thing I would do is deliberately hurt someone.
17:08I'm really very, very sorry.
17:23Is that balloon for me?
17:28Yes.
17:30Is that chocolate?
17:33Yes.
17:40Apology accepted.
17:48You know for a fact there is a science to the art of the pub quiz.
17:52Ian, it's just a game.
17:54But a prime table is key, and I reserve that table.
17:58Yeah, and I can't see your name anywhere.
18:00And to be honest, the chair you sit in ain't going to enhance your chances.
18:05That prize is already ours.
18:07Hasn't lost the pub quiz since 2019.
18:09And I need every penny. I'm counting down the dates of my trip to ours.
18:13All right. Challenge accepted.
18:17Alfie, what's the penalty for having one too many people in your team?
18:20Oh, no, we ain't taking it that serious.
18:24You heard him, D. You're on the speed dial, yeah?
18:26There's no penalty for having more than a few on your team.
18:28Now, listen, we need the oldies for sports and religion.
18:31We're going to need Anthony for medical, Denzel for youth, yeah?
18:35What time does Jack finish work?
18:37Mum, mum, where are you? I don't know anything about rock music.
18:40Just send it, Eve. Will you pick up, please?
18:41Well, hey, wait, wait, hold on a second. Just everybody else.
18:44Look, I ain't saying that.
18:46But, OK, Kate, do me a favour, darling.
18:48Can you look up the rules of pub quiz?
18:49What's the matter with you, lot?
18:50It ain't a taking part, it's the winning that counts.
18:54Oh.
18:56And he is absolutely right.
18:59Prime table is everything.
19:01Close to the quiz master,
19:02in case he wants to give you a helpful little hint.
19:05Or leaves his answers lying around.
19:07You can hear what he's saying,
19:08not too close to other teams, for distraction.
19:11Or copy you.
19:12Good line. He is everything.
19:14They call it the queen of the quiz back in Watford.
19:17What? Who beat you back in 2019?
19:19Ooh. Whoa.
19:21They cheated.
19:22We don't talk about 2019, Cal.
19:25Ever.
19:25Sorry, Grant.
19:26It's all right.
19:27All right.
19:33Dad, I got it as quick as I can.
19:34Lauren's been...
19:35Wait, how come you're sitting here now?
19:40Lauren's just spent the past hour
19:41with Louie crying his eyes out,
19:43refusing to eat his chicken nuggets.
19:46I thought you were just going up the park.
19:47What? Oh, yes.
19:48Yes, we did indeed.
19:50Um, quick knockabout,
19:51pop into the kitchen,
19:53ice cream, then home.
19:54My pleasure.
19:55Thank you later.
19:55Now, Louie's now saying that he's a vegetarian, mate.
19:57Did he?
19:58Yeah.
19:58Little puppet owes me a quid.
20:00Well, actually, you said he was vegan,
20:02but I put my foot down.
20:03Over my dead body.
20:04No, he's not doing dead bodies.
20:07Keep up.
20:07It's a plant-based diet.
20:08It's very worthy.
20:10Hold on a minute.
20:11What were you even doing taking up to see the chickens?
20:13Because he asked, Brian.
20:15Look.
20:15To be honest with you,
20:18I think, you know,
20:20ten years old is a bit late to only now
20:21be discovering that chicken nuggets
20:22don't start off in a pack.
20:24Slow developer.
20:26Must be genetic.
20:29You heard from your mum.
20:30She's supposed to be helping out.
20:31No, she ain't even sent a text to anyone.
20:33No.
20:33Mm-mm.
20:42Right, OK, everybody.
20:44So, Mrs Moon,
20:46final decision,
20:47even though I'm the quiz master.
20:48It says here, right,
20:49teams more than three,
20:51one point per additional person handicapped.
20:54Now, you're talking.
20:54Oh, well, there you go, buddy.
20:57All right, Jack, it's fine.
20:58We don't need you.
20:59You can stay home.
21:00OK, right.
21:01First of all, I want to say good evening, everybody.
21:03Good evening.
21:03Good evening.
21:04We love it to see you all.
21:05Now, listen, as you know,
21:07one of our local families
21:10in the community
21:11have been affected by blindness.
21:14And she, who must be a bae,
21:17has insisted that the profits
21:19from the ticket sales tonight
21:21go to a wonderful cause,
21:22and that's St Lucy's Charitable Trust
21:26here in Walford.
21:27Isn't that wonderful?
21:27Yeah.
21:30It's a wonderful charity
21:31that offers practical support
21:32and raises awareness
21:33for youngsters with loss of sight.
21:37So, without further ado,
21:39are we ready for our
21:41Charity Mid Quiz Night?
21:43Yay!
21:44OK, right then.
21:46So, time to get your thinking caps on.
21:50It's round one, question one,
21:52and it's general knowledge.
21:53Why would I want to talk to you?
21:55OK, right, everybody.
22:00OK, here comes question number one.
22:02What was Mahatma Gandhi famous for?
22:05And don't put it down,
22:06he made one good movie,
22:07because that's not funny, all right?
22:09You have let your priorities
22:11get so screwed over your own son,
22:13you've forgotten the basics.
22:15There is right and there is wrong, Ross.
22:18You come back to me
22:20when you know which side you're on.
22:21Is Zoe in?
22:38Yeah.
22:39I've got a message from Sharon.
22:41No, no, don't.
22:42I'm going to take care of you now, little one.
22:55I promise.
22:57Even though you don't have a name,
23:00I'm here.
23:02And I'm never going to give up on you.
23:08Yeah, I'd researched it for years.
23:11It's the, um,
23:14spiritual rituals
23:16that I was interested in.
23:20Not the spa retreats, you know,
23:22someone massaging my wobbly bits.
23:25They'd need danger money anyway.
23:29Look up.
23:31Ah, T, sorry.
23:33A-A-R.
23:35Oh, I've just gone for all your India plans.
23:37Looks amazing.
23:38You didn't know where I was.
23:45Anyway, no, I'm done.
23:46Come on, let's get you on.
23:49Julie.
23:50Taking care of me 24-7
23:59in India.
24:04I'm not as reliable as I used to be.
24:08I had a car accident.
24:11Oh, wow.
24:12I have been known to lie down
24:14in the middle of the road I'm a nightie, so...
24:16And, er...
24:18And the police say that
24:20I'm a flight risk.
24:22So, um...
24:24You know...
24:26Going to India...
24:29It's not going to happen, love.
24:32Is it?
24:34I think we both need to admit that.
24:36Yeah.
24:43Oh, well.
24:45There it is.
24:49It was, um...
24:51We were younger then and broke.
24:54Mm-hmm.
24:56Both set our heart on India.
25:00But...
25:01If I forget you...
25:11One day...
25:13You go.
25:16Both of us.
25:18Yeah.
25:26I love you.
25:27I love both of you.
25:28But not in a, you know...
25:31Let me know you.
25:32Life can be ever so hard, can't it?
25:35It's who you're with that counts.
25:36Yes, that's it.
25:37That's it.
25:37Good point.
25:38That's the spirit.
25:40I mean, the internet can be ever so realistic,
25:42so you could look at India on that.
25:44Yeah.
25:46Yeah.
25:47Yeah.
25:54Believe me, I don't want to get involved,
25:56but Sharon is non-stop texting me
25:57and, look, I ain't heard her this excited in months.
26:00I don't get it.
26:02It's not even like she'd be blood-related
26:03to Denny's half-brother,
26:04but I guess the grief of losing a child,
26:07it makes you do crazy things.
26:08Anyway, she's on her way back from Birmingham
26:10and she reckons she's got something
26:11that will change everything.
26:14Sharon has managed to get Denny's daughter's DNA,
26:18meaning that Zoe is going to have a much better chance
26:22of finding your grandson.
26:23Right.
26:25Don't go overboard.
26:26All right, number 12,
26:27name the play where hell is described as other people.
26:30Vicky.
26:33Zoe.
26:34No!
26:37Someone has got to tell you the truth.
26:38No, they don't.
26:40I'm telling you to shut your mouth.
26:42Shut your mouth!
26:43Zoe has been lying to Sharon.
26:45All right, Dennis was never the father of her son
26:48and Denny, he never had a half-brother.
26:51Three times, though.
26:52Why would you do that?
26:55You're always ruining it,
26:56all sticking your nose in.
26:58Is it true?
26:59Is this right?
27:00You have just lost me.
27:02My son.
27:03Back off.
27:03I swear to God, Zoe.
27:05Hey, hey!
27:06Why the hell would you lie about something like that?
27:08You just stay out of my sight!
27:10What the hell is wrong with you?
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