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00:00So
00:30so i can get my head around it so zoe is lying to sharon right so if dennis isn't
00:42the father of the sun do we know who is right she's been avoiding me throughout her whole shift
00:49i don't even have eye contact with me i've been teaching gene how to pull a pint again
00:52has she got a good heart she keeps telling me how much she's matured but all this
01:03all this cat is stupid that's logic i don't know darling listen we all want to meet him i
01:08of course want to meet him but hunting down a son that you had nothing to do with suddenly look
01:13your life depends on it it's nicking out the till now she's fleecing sharon i reckon another grand
01:20at least before she goes off with his private investigator it's not normal is it
01:36this is more than chaotic okay i ain't saying you're wrong any normal person would get a second job
01:53save up go to the bank get an overdraft it makes more sense to find a friendly loan shark than
02:00deliberately rip off the woman across the road yeah we've been over this so many times zoe is an
02:09adult okay she makes her own choices you've given her everything you've got now get it she wants to
02:16see her son there's one thing you can't do and that's trying to protect her from herself okay listen
02:22to me we've got our own kids to worry about all right we have to work our backsides off to keep a roof over
02:27their heads now if she decides to lie to sharon that's down to her but she has to suffer the
02:34consequences all right oh you know what i i'm just hoping all this just fizzles out i really do i mean
02:43after speaking to zach and him telling me that vicky hasn't left her room since they've come back from
02:48the lakes sharon's got enough on her plate without trying to track down what a fake son from a dead
02:57husband come on
03:10power of ice cream one lick and everything's better as i once said to this one fella no wrong crowd
03:24and okay yeah
03:29one power you get bona fide old-fashioned cash and you don't say one word to your mother about the
03:34little upsellers all right
03:55oh
04:04Psst.
04:11Psst.
04:12Psst.
04:19OK?
04:20Oh, yeah.
04:21I love walking around with a tin of tuna on my time-off.
04:26Anthony, will you help me?
04:32Vicky.
04:33What do you mean?
04:36Oh, come on. Look, Mum and Sharon, they can't both have just gone A-ball.
04:39I thought Mum was coming straight home from seeing Ben.
04:41Where are they?
04:42Why don't you call them and ask?
04:45Oh, no, that's right. They won't answer.
04:47Cos I'm not the only one who thinks you're a total moron.
04:53We couldn't just leave him out on the streets now, could we?
04:58Joel beat me to a pulp. You did not have to give his dad a home.
05:01And I can tell you something.
05:03You're going to have to do some serious talking to wing Cathy round.
05:08Vicky, I'm... I am sorry.
05:11Look, you never forget what it feels like.
05:16Everybody staring at your son like he's a monster.
05:19Look, Cathy's in Manchester.
05:22And Sharon's visiting Jada. She wants to get some DNA off Denny's daughter.
05:27Alyssa? Why?
05:28Because she is obsessed, Ian.
05:32Reckons this could be it.
05:33She spent the whole time in the lakes talking about how amazing it would be to find Zoe's son.
05:38How she's got to give it everything she can.
05:40And...
05:42Look, I don't know, but I think that she reckons that if she can find Denny's half-brother that it will be some sort of...
05:46second chance.
05:50And I'm not sure that that is realistic and it certainly ain't cheap.
05:56You know she's cashed in her ISA.
06:01Tell her I want to help.
06:03I'll transfer her the money.
06:05You?
06:07Yeah.
06:09You do know you can't buy your way back into the good books?
06:14Rough shot.
06:35What are you leaving, Coach?
06:42Hmm?
06:46After everything we talked about?
06:49I honestly don't know what sort of state I'd be in about.
06:53I mean, yeah, Harvey does finish off your milk and...
06:56Ian follows you around in one of those little mini-overs, but...
06:59Ross, if you could, I'd fit us in tomorrow, that'd be great.
07:02But...
07:04If you keep putting in the requests, Charlie will come round.
07:07He hates me.
07:09And Vicky hates me.
07:11Look, I can't get near either of them.
07:13You know, my judgement's obviously completely shot.
07:16You know, I say it wrong, I do it wrong.
07:19And I'd just make it worse if we've got another chance.
07:22Yeah, we've all been there.
07:24You know, we're all still trying to figure it out, aren't we?
07:26You know, I get it, the internet's a great thing, but they didn't really think about it.
07:29Kids, did they?
07:31You know, all those bullies, perverts, geniuses, they're buzzing in their pockets 24-7.
07:36No wonder some of them go off the rails.
07:38I just want my family back.
07:41I've run out of...
07:43...ways of trying to tell her that I'm sorry.
07:45Well, maybe...
07:47...apologies and big gestures is not what she wants.
07:52There's one thing I know about women, alright?
07:54They're like you're much better when you listen to them.
07:56Julie said yes, you said yes, didn't you?
07:57Yeah.
07:58There's nothing...
08:00...other than a nice balloon to lift the spirits.
08:02So I was thinking if you were going to see Gina before your shift, then if it was alright with you, I might come along and, you know, give her the balloon if, you know, come with.
08:18I had an accident. I need to apologise.
08:32No.
08:35No.
08:36No. Right. Yeah.
08:37Right.
08:38Yeah.
08:39Of course.
08:41Now, Jo, I didn't go and find that book I got you out on India.
08:45Oh, yeah.
08:46Do a little bit of planning after I've finished the dishes.
08:47Yeah. It's a good afternoon.
08:48Right, sweetheart.
08:49You do understand that this time next month he could be locked up?
09:04The remains of his life in prison for a crash you can't even remember.
09:07Oh, and you do know that any day now he's going to get his court date through.
09:10Yeah.
09:13I mean, I'm already...
09:17I mean, I might as well be his jailer.
09:20I've had all the time.
09:22Another meltdown next to an accident.
09:25We've lost all the money on the side of the car and...
09:29Well, I don't know if I'm cashing my pension to give him one last precious...
09:35precious dream, George, or...
09:37trying to come in enough to pay for the tax affairs to Wandsworth.
09:43Well...
09:45At least you know where he is.
09:47Oh. Nice.
09:51Julie.
09:53I haven't heard from my vulnerable brother.
09:56A couple of weeks, at least.
09:58I've no idea if he's even in Cardiff.
10:01I can't go full pelt...
10:05and track him down because...
10:07I've offended him already over his independence.
10:11And now Gina.
10:13Top off everything.
10:15I've got her laid up. Act off.
10:18I'm trying to hold down the job.
10:20Making sure she's eating some decent food and now I'm doing the washing.
10:23So I'm sorry. Okay? I'm sorry.
10:26But...
10:28Nigel's card and balloon...
10:30and his guilty conscience...
10:32after he's caused after grief.
10:34Not my top priority.
10:40Hey.
10:44Who?
10:46Yeah. Go on.
10:55Okay.
10:58It's your choice.
11:00Because I trust our judgement, you know?
11:05You want to get in more help.
11:10You think I don't know what I'm doing?
11:15I think you know what you're doing.
11:19Harry's in the best place for him.
11:23But he needs to eat dinner.
11:25And I've got my cash card now.
11:28I was going to the McMart.
11:30I have to go to the McMart now.
11:32Whoa, whoa, hold on.
11:36I'm actually one step ahead of you.
11:38Yeah.
11:39My guy's got a shopping list.
11:42You're gonna stay here and you're gonna look after him.
11:46Cause you're gonna be the first face he's gonna wanna see when he wakes up.
11:49Hmm?
11:51I'm gonna get him a little remedy, you know.
11:53Easy symptoms.
11:55You're gonna stay here and make sure that he gets total rest.
11:59No one disturbs him.
12:01No one comes in. Got it?
12:03Good.
12:06We don't want him taking a sudden turn for the worse than, you know.
12:11Dying on us.
12:12Dying on us.
12:14No problem.
12:15I don't know.
12:45Oh, that fun.
12:49Hey, will I marry?
12:51Will I have kids?
12:52What career will I have?
12:55And then those questions are answered
12:57and you end up just feeling responsible for everyone,
12:59wondering when the next catastrophe is going to happen.
13:04You can take Gina some of that if she's off the hospital food.
13:07Oh, yeah, thanks.
13:08Mm.
13:15Coach Joe will show up.
13:22You should try to see that again.
13:25I mean, if he's being all independent and that,
13:28I mean, he might...
13:28he might already be back.
13:32Well, I was sitting at the apartment at the hospital, so, yeah.
13:36And I suppose it won't kill me to take Nigel's card.
13:40Thanks.
13:41Nigel!
13:50Sweetheart, you...
13:53Nigel!
13:58All right, Alf, I'm all in the fridge, ready to go, mate.
14:07Hey, my little resident, Delia Smith, isn't she?
14:10I'll tell, um, Pat, that I've labelled the vegan sausage rolls.
14:13Yeah, lovely, will do, mate.
14:14One, two, one, two.
14:15Tester, one, two!
14:17You know, I could have met you
14:18if you told me you were discharging yourself.
14:21Yeah.
14:22Yeah, you could have borrowed Louie's push bike
14:23and then I could have sat on the handlebars.
14:27Cindy texted me.
14:28I told her I'd go straight in.
14:29I need a drink before my shift,
14:31not a babysitter.
14:33Tough.
14:33Come on, here we go.
14:34We go.
14:35It must be love, love, love.
14:38And again!
14:39Yeah, Alf, Alf, Alf.
14:40Can you sing Over the Eels and Far Away?
14:42Hey, somewhere north with a Watford caption, do it?
14:44I'm very funny.
14:45Nothing more, nothing less.
14:47Love is the best.
14:49Don't you be cheating on the quiz, all right?
14:50All right.
14:51Yeah, all right.
14:52Uh, I think we might have to ask the new lodger a leave.
14:56Oh, right, yeah, look, um,
14:58I know this is all my bro idea,
15:00but, uh, yeah, it's all getting a bit awkward
15:01and, uh, I quite like your mum to start speaking to me again.
15:05I know the man's a bit of a statement.
15:08I don't think Ross has quite worked out
15:09how he used a washing machine yet.
15:10He's still starting to make the bathroom stink of drains.
15:13How about, right, we have a cheeky little win at the quiz,
15:16all right, a few drinks,
15:17and we just casually slip it into the conversation later.
15:19Agreed.
15:19Right, I'll have a large Merlot.
15:21I've nicked our table.
15:24Um.
15:34He'll be fine.
15:34He'll be fine.
15:35He can't have gone far.
15:37Oh, yes, well,
15:38let's hope he's headed for the hospital and not India.
15:46I've looked everywhere I can think.
15:49Sorry, I don't know what you're talking about.
15:50The cat, it was upstairs earlier and I left the window open.
15:52It's my fault.
15:53I couldn't, it couldn't have got out of the window.
15:54We thought we caught sight of her outside the cat.
15:57Hold on, the cat's been curled up behind the settee
15:59since first thing this morning.
16:00What?
16:02He was actually talking to me.
16:02Oh, my God, I can't believe it.
16:05Oh, thanks, Anthony, for your help.
16:06So.
16:11I'm really worried about you, darling.
16:14This is a bit intense, isn't it?
16:16You can't keep pretending when things get awkward, all right?
16:20It's not as if I can forget what you told me last night.
16:23I was thinking, why don't you do a few shifts cleaning, yeah?
16:27I'll go to the bank with you, if you like.
16:29Oh, yeah, that's a great idea.
16:30I'll save up for the next ten years.
16:31That'll sort it.
16:32You can't do this.
16:33I'll go and tell Sharon the truth, right, and give her her money back.
16:37What I need to do is find my son now, Cat.
16:43Whatever it takes.
16:58It was an accident.
16:59And the last thing I would do is deliberately hurt someone.
17:09I'm really very, very sorry.
17:12Is that balloon for me?
17:28Yes.
17:31Is that chocolate?
17:33Yes.
17:40Apology accepted.
17:42You know for a fact there is a science to the art of the pub quiz.
17:52Ian.
17:52It's just a game.
17:54But a prime table is key.
17:56And I reserve that table.
17:58Yeah, and I can't see your name anywhere.
18:00And to be honest, the chair you sit in ain't gonna enhance your chances.
18:04That prize is already ours.
18:07Hasn't lost a pub quiz since 2019.
18:09And I need every penny.
18:11I'm counting down the dates of my trip to ours.
18:13All right.
18:14Challenge accepted.
18:17Alfie, what's the penalty for having one too many people in your team?
18:20Oh, no.
18:21Oh, no.
18:21Oh, yeah.
18:22We ain't taking it that serious.
18:24You're at MD.
18:24You want to speed down, yeah?
18:26There's no penalty for having more than a few on your team.
18:28Now, listen.
18:28We need the oldies for sports and religion.
18:31We're going to need, uh, Anthony for medical.
18:34Denzel for youth, yeah?
18:35What time does Jack finish work?
18:37Mum, mum, where are you?
18:38I don't know anything about rock music.
18:40Just send it, Eve.
18:41Will you pick up, Lee?
18:41Well, hey, wait, hey, hold on a second.
18:43Just everybody else.
18:44Look, I ain't saying that.
18:46But, OK, do me a favour, darling.
18:48Can you look up the rules of pub quiz?
18:49What's the matter with you lot?
18:51It ain't a taking part.
18:52It's the winning that counts.
18:56And he is absolutely right.
18:59Prime table is everything.
19:01Close to the quiz master in case he wants to give you a...
19:03a helpful little hint.
19:05Or leaves his answers lying around.
19:07You can hear what he's saying.
19:08Not too close to other teams for distraction.
19:11Or copy you.
19:12Good line is everything.
19:14They call her the queen of the quiz back in Watford.
19:17What?
19:17Who beat you back in 2019?
19:19Ooh, whoa.
19:21They cheated.
19:22We don't talk about 2019, Gail.
19:25Ever.
19:25Sorry, Grant.
19:26It's all right.
19:27Come on.
19:27I got it as quick as I can.
19:34Lauren's been...
19:35Wait, how come you're sitting here now?
19:40Lauren's just spent the past hour with Louis crying his eyes out, refusing to eat his chicken nuggets.
19:45I thought you were just going up the park.
19:47What?
19:48Oh, yes.
19:48Yes, we did indeed.
19:50Um, quick knockabout, pop into visual chicken, ice cream, then home.
19:54My pleasure.
19:55Thank you later.
19:55Now, Louis now is saying that he's a vegetarian, mate.
19:57Did he?
19:58Little puppet owes me a quid.
20:00Well, actually, you said he was vegan, but I put my foot down.
20:03Over my dead body.
20:04No, he's not doing dead bodies.
20:07Keep up.
20:07It's a plant-based diet.
20:09It's very worthy.
20:10Hold on a minute.
20:11What were you even doing taking up to see the chickens?
20:13Because he asked, Brian.
20:16To be honest with you, I think, you know, 10 years old is a bit late to only now be discovering
20:22that chicken nuggets don't start off in a pack.
20:24Slow developer.
20:26Must be genetic.
20:29You work for me and mum.
20:30She's supposed to be helping out.
20:31No, she ain't even sent a text to anyone.
20:33Oh.
20:33Mm.
20:34All right, OK, everybody.
20:44So, Mrs Moon, final decision, even though I'm the quiz master.
20:48It says here, right, teams more than three, one point per additional person handicapped.
20:54Now, you're talking.
20:57All right, Jack, it's fine.
20:58We don't need you.
20:59You can stay home.
21:00OK, right.
21:01First of all, I want to say good evening, everybody.
21:03Good evening.
21:03Amen.
21:03Amen.
21:04I'd love to see you all.
21:05Now, listen, as you know, one of our local families in the community have been affected
21:12by blindness, and she, who must be obeyed, has insisted that the profits from the ticket
21:20sales tonight go to a wonderful cause, and that's St. Lucy's Charitable Trust here in Walford.
21:27Isn't that wonderful?
21:27Isn't that wonderful?
21:28Yeah.
21:28It's a wonderful charity that offers practical support and raises awareness for youngsters
21:35with loss of sight.
21:36So, without further ado, are we ready for our charity mid-quiz night?
21:44OK, right then.
21:46So, time to get your thinking caps on.
21:49It's round one, question one, and it's general knowledge.
21:53Why would I want to talk to you?
21:58OK, right, everybody.
22:00OK, here comes question number one.
22:02What was Mahatma Gandhi famous for?
22:05And don't put down he made one good movie, because that's not funny, all right?
22:08You have let your priorities get so screwed over your own son, you've forgotten the basics.
22:15There is right, and there is wrong, Ross.
22:19You come back to me when you know which side you're on.
22:21Is Zoe in?
22:38Yeah.
22:39I've got a message from Sharon.
22:41No, no, don't.
22:51I'm going to take care of you now, little one.
22:55I promise.
22:57Even though you don't have a name, I'm here.
23:02And I'm never going to give up on you.
23:08Yeah, I'd researched it for years.
23:12It's the, um, spiritual rituals that I was interested in.
23:19Not the spa retreats, you know, someone massaging my wobbly bits.
23:25They'd need danger money anyway.
23:30Look up.
23:31Ah, T, sorry.
23:33A, A, R.
23:35Oh, I've just gone through all your India plans.
23:37Looks amazing.
23:41You didn't know where I was.
23:45Anyway, now I'm done.
23:46Come on, let's get you on.
23:49Julie.
23:56Taking care of me 24-7 in India.
24:04I'm not as reliable as I used to be.
24:08I had a car accident.
24:11Oh, wow.
24:12I have been known to lie down in the middle of the road I'm a nightie, so.
24:17And, er, and the police say that I'm a flight risk.
24:22So, um, you know, going to India, it's not going to happen, love.
24:31Is it?
24:34I think we both need to admit that.
24:39Yeah.
24:40Oh, well.
24:44There it is.
24:49It was, um...
24:50We were younger then and broke.
24:53Mm.
24:56We both set our heart on India.
24:58But...
24:59If I forget you...
25:12One day, you go.
25:16Both of us.
25:17Yeah.
25:18I love you.
25:27I love both of you.
25:29But not in a, you know, let me know you.
25:32Life can be ever so hard, can't it?
25:35So you're worth it, can't it?
25:36Yes, that's it, that's it.
25:37Good point.
25:38That's the spirit.
25:40I mean, the internet could be ever so realistic, so you could look at India on that.
25:44Yeah.
25:46Yeah.
25:47Yeah.
25:54Believe me, I don't want to get involved, but Sharon is non-stop texting me and...
25:58Look, I ain't heard her this excited in months.
26:00I don't get it.
26:02It's not even like she'd be blood-related to Denny's half-brother, but...
26:05I guess the grief of losing a child, it makes you do crazy things.
26:08Anyway, she's on her way back from Birmingham, and she reckons she's got something that will change everything.
26:14Sharon has managed to get Denny's daughter's DNA.
26:18Meaning that Zoe is going to have a much better chance of finding your grandson.
26:23Right.
26:25Don't go overboard.
26:26All right, number 12.
26:27Name the play where hell is described as other people.
26:30Vicky.
26:33Zoe, right?
26:34No!
26:35Someone has got to tell you the truth.
26:38No, they don't.
26:40I'm telling you to shut your mouth.
26:42Shut your mouth!
26:43Zoe has been lying to Sharon.
26:46All right, Dennis was never the father of her son, and Denny, he never had a half-brother.
26:51Why would you do that?
26:55You're always ruining it, all sticking your nose in.
26:58Is it true?
26:59Is this right?
27:00You have just lost me.
27:02Oh, son.
27:02Back off!
27:04I swear to God, Zoe!
27:05Hey!
27:05Hey!
27:06Why the hell would you lie about something like that?
27:08You!
27:09Just stay out of my sight!
27:10What the hell is wrong with you?
27:12Look at that one.
27:13I swear to God.
27:22I swear to God.
27:26I swear to God.
27:27A means of implications for the job.
27:29sprit, what is the means of the norm?
27:30I swear to God.
27:31I swear to God, have mercy to the coward.
27:33I swear to God, I swear to God.
27:34I swear to God, I swear to God.
27:35Have mercy to the damn team now, come on with me.
27:37So you was like my friend.
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