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Gogglebox Australia - Season 22 Episode 9
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00:00Oh, what do you got there?
00:02To get rid of the fat all over your face, you can do it there.
00:06Do up here on your nose, you've got some there and here and there on your eyelids and on your ears at the back, your arms and your neck.
00:16You're missing spots and when do you notice a difference?
00:19Well, I don't know because I've got to...
00:22Read it.
00:22Yeah.
00:24Every evening in Australia...
00:25There'll be fun facts here.
00:26TV reaches over 12 million of us.
00:29Fun facts.
00:30No, I don't think so.
00:31But have you ever wondered what other people are watching?
00:34Okay.
00:34It's got my attention.
00:35It's a no from me.
00:36Only problem with this show is it's a weekly drop.
00:39Find out what people thought about what was on in the last seven days.
00:43Very different.
00:44It was so random.
00:45That is freaky.
00:46This is weird.
00:47No, this is not weird.
00:48This is fun facts.
00:49This week...
00:50Old parts are falling in love.
00:51Here we go.
00:52We watch the premiere of The Golden Bachelor.
00:54Oh!
00:56That's what it looks like when your grandparents kiss.
00:58Caught the new series of NCIS Sydney.
01:01Oh!
01:03She looks pretty good for someone that's just been bald.
01:06The mascara didn't even run.
01:07And...
01:08What?
01:09This is rigged.
01:10Watched a doco on one of Australia's greatest athletes.
01:15It is slot.
01:17Disgusting.
01:18God, if I knew this was a sport, I would have done it to make money.
01:21In Brisbane, Jared's bought a big ute.
01:31I got my car stuck in an underground car park the other night.
01:35Jared!
01:36I had to do a seven-point turn to get out.
01:37You did not.
01:38You've only had it for like two weeks.
01:40I know, and I've got two big scratches on the roof.
01:42This is why gay people don't drive big ute like that.
01:44Yeah, literally.
01:45I had to turn Brittany down to concentrate on what I was doing.
01:49Monday night on 9.
01:51Oh!
01:52Yes!
01:53The Golden Bachelor!
01:55Yep.
01:55We watch the premiere of the show that asks the question...
01:59Can old people still have sex?
02:00Not the question I was thinking of, but of course they can.
02:03Oh, God, I hope we don't see it.
02:04Unlikely in this time slot.
02:06Yeah, this show's going to be full of guilt.
02:07Look, let's just meet our golden batch.
02:10I'm Bear.
02:11Ooh!
02:11Hello, sailor.
02:12I'm 61 years old.
02:14I tell you what, he's a silver fox.
02:16And I'm your first Australian golden bachelor.
02:19Australian golden bachelor who's not Australian?
02:21Oh, he's so gorgeous.
02:23It's not the looks that count.
02:24Oh, bullshit, Matthew.
02:26At this age, I still have so much love to give.
02:28That's it, baby.
02:30You're never too old.
02:31Until you hit 38, then it's all downhill.
02:33OK, time to meet the lucky ladies.
02:35All right, old parts have fallen in life.
02:37Here we go.
02:38And up first, my name is Jeanette.
02:41Jeanette looks amazing.
02:43And I'm a grandmother.
02:4561!
02:46Look at her, she looks like 40.
02:47Hello.
02:48Janet 61 is a Pilates studio owner.
02:52Hmm, that's nice.
02:53But let's just watch the show.
02:54Right now, my heart's pumping.
02:56Uh-oh.
02:56I hope they've got a defib.
02:57They'd have to have two or three defibs, Kev.
02:59While I'm here to protect you.
03:01Oh, call it here.
03:03She's nice.
03:04They're all going to be nice.
03:06They're all going to be elegant.
03:07They're all going to be classy.
03:09Well...
03:10Ooh, it hits that.
03:12Hang on, here comes crazy.
03:14Oh, what has she got on?
03:16What the hell?
03:17Is it a moose?
03:18Not quite.
03:19She's a Brazilian.
03:20And I'm gorgeous.
03:21She's 54!
03:2254!
03:23No, she's hot!
03:25Don't stare, Bear.
03:27All right, next.
03:28I'm Sunny.
03:29Sunny, 58 CEO.
03:31Is she holding a golf club?
03:33We need golf balls.
03:35Uh-oh.
03:36She's got them.
03:37Couple of tight lists.
03:38Oh, my God.
03:41I don't want to eat anymore.
03:42Golden golf balls.
03:43Well, at least they come out of her top end and not her bottom end.
03:45Right, next.
03:47Uh-oh.
03:48Coming in on a horse?
03:49My name is Loren.
03:50She is the horse.
03:52Look at that head.
03:53Hi.
03:53I reckon she loves eating apples through a tennis racket.
03:56Oh, come on.
03:57Be nice.
03:58I apologise, ladies.
03:59Thank you.
04:00Let's meet some more ladies.
04:01Welcome.
04:02It's nice to meet you, finally.
04:04Nicolette, 55, is a singer.
04:05Well, I've never heard her sing.
04:07I'm Pip.
04:07Hello, Pip.
04:08Pip, 60, is a hoist operator.
04:11Oh, my God.
04:11Do you know what a hoist is?
04:12Hello, my name is Shana.
04:14Then you've got Shana, 60, retired, educational sales executive.
04:19Yeah, you're all right.
04:19Just say ages.
04:20Oh, you are a good hugger.
04:22You know the problem with this?
04:23It's so bloody earnest.
04:25Yeah.
04:26Everybody's in it for the right reasons.
04:27I have to put my glasses on so I can see.
04:29No 61-year-olds coming on this show to be like, I want to be famous.
04:33Well...
04:34I wish this was vodka.
04:36She looks familiar.
04:38I think the most daunting thing about dating at our age is that everything is held together
04:42like a...
04:43Yeah, Anka.
04:44Is she a famous person?
04:46I'm sure we can find out.
04:48Um, never mind.
04:51I am terrified of taking everything as...
04:53She's a radio host.
04:54Radio host.
04:55The boobs hang down like tennis balls in socks.
04:57Yep.
04:58It all goes south.
05:00Yuck.
05:00I'm like a Sharpay puppy when I'm naked.
05:02Yeah.
05:03Yuck.
05:04Hello, Bianca.
05:05I'm Bear.
05:06You are a dirty big spunk.
05:08When was the last time you heard the word spunk?
05:10Let's meet our last hopeful single.
05:12I am Jan.
05:14Yeah, hello.
05:14Now we're talking.
05:15I am 66 years old.
05:1766?
05:19Oh my God.
05:20She looks incredible.
05:22What are these women eating?
05:24They look fantastic.
05:25We're not eating much.
05:26I come bearing gifts.
05:28See, this is how you make an entrance.
05:29Got good vibes about Jan.
05:31Toast to us.
05:32Toast to us.
05:33Aww.
05:35Can I just tell you now?
05:36Nothing more certain than these two are getting married by me.
05:40Well, we'll see how she goes after a drink.
05:42Too many immigrants in this country.
05:44Next, it's time for the cocktail party.
05:46Cheers.
05:47Cheers.
05:47Get into the bubbles, girls.
05:49Could you imagine our mothers on a show like this?
05:51No, my mother would be looking to go down to the local for a press at the pokies.
05:56Actually, my mother would join your mother.
05:58She'd be on the hunt for pokies and West Coast coolies.
06:01And then Bear hands out his first impressions rose.
06:05Straight to Jan.
06:06Jan?
06:07Of course he did, man.
06:08And she was suitably impressed.
06:12That's what it looks like when your grandparents kiss.
06:15And finally...
06:16Welcome to your first rose ceremony.
06:19All right, whip through.
06:20The suspense is not good for people their age.
06:23They could literally have a coronary right now.
06:25Right?
06:26Sonny.
06:26Yay!
06:28Sonny?
06:30Jeanette.
06:30Is it just the names he can remember?
06:32Like, he's the same age as us.
06:34Kim.
06:35The guy on the right?
06:36Elizette.
06:37Auntie over here.
06:38Nicolette.
06:39Not you.
06:40What's your name again?
06:40Pip.
06:41Yeah, you.
06:42Lorraine.
06:43Doesn't have to sleep in the stables tonight.
06:45We're running out of the season.
06:46Oh, there's one rose left.
06:47Is Bianca going home, yes or no?
06:49She has to stay.
06:50Well, clearly, Bianca, because you know you got paid to be there.
06:53Bianca.
06:53Yay!
06:55Bianca!
06:56Oh!
06:58She's got nowhere else to go.
06:59She's not on radio no more.
07:01You're such a bitch.
07:02Here's to the golden years.
07:04It's not even 6.30 yet.
07:06We're going to head down to the RSL and play the pokies after this.
07:08You know what the first activity is?
07:10Lawn bowls.
07:11And Keno.
07:11You know what?
07:14I'm going to keep watching that.
07:15Do you like it?
07:15I don't like him much, but I want to see how...
07:18The girls go.
07:18I have to say, I liked it more than I thought I would.
07:21I just don't know if I can watch when they start Parshin.
07:24Well, you're going to have to, because you sit next to me.
07:26In Melbourne, Lee and Keith are discussing a cruise bar tab.
07:40What was my bill?
07:41I don't know.
07:42The statement came up was $900.
07:45B, B, B, B.
07:46Coke.
07:47B, B, B, B.
07:48Coke.
07:49And then one was a cocktail and you turned around and said,
07:51oh, how'd the cocktail get in here?
07:52No, I said, that was 20 bucks, Lee.
07:54Oh, and I nearly killed you.
07:56Sunday on the ABC.
07:59The Assembly is back.
08:01I love this.
08:03Such a feel-good show.
08:04Journalism students who have autism interviewing famous Australians.
08:08And Lee Sales is returning as our mentor.
08:11It's absolutely journalism unfiltered.
08:14They ask the questions we all want to hear.
08:16Who have we got on here today?
08:19Oh, my God.
08:20Look who it is.
08:21Who is it?
08:22Steve Waugh.
08:23Legend.
08:24Captain of the Australian cricket team at its absolute peak.
08:28Okay, I have no idea.
08:30I'm out.
08:30We're out.
08:31The challenge with Steve will be getting him to open up.
08:34Yeah, because he seems like a real quiet person.
08:35Wow.
08:36There's lots of people coming in.
08:37Is this a lot today?
08:38I can't wait to see what kind of questions I've got for him.
08:41Xanthia.
08:42I don't know anything about cricket.
08:43All I know is that you throw a ball.
08:45And it's long and boring.
08:46Cricket to me is pretty boring.
08:50I'm with you, love.
08:51Can you help me understand what you think about when you're out on the field?
08:53Good question.
08:54Has anyone been to a 2020 game of cricket?
08:56Yes, baby.
08:57Do you find it exciting?
08:58Yeah.
08:58Enjoyable?
08:59Always, Steve.
09:00We love you.
09:00Cricket to me challenges you in a lot of ways.
09:03It's the best game for testing skill and character.
09:06That's the great thing I love about cricket.
09:08Me too.
09:09Pat, you'll go.
09:10Whenever cricketers make an appeal, they make a very specific scream that sounds like...
09:15Do they?
09:17Correct.
09:18So what's the deal with that?
09:19Great question.
09:20You're right, because I often think...
09:22That's a ridiculous noise you make.
09:25That's so true, though.
09:26So you're saying to the umpire, how is that?
09:28Is that out or not out?
09:29Oh, how's that?
09:30But then it becomes blurred and you're right.
09:32It sounds like...
09:33It does.
09:34It sounds like a freaking cat being strangled.
09:36I read that you met Mother Teresa in India.
09:39Wow, that's big.
09:40I never knew that.
09:41What did you learn from her that changed your life forever?
09:44Oh, that's a good question.
09:45She did have a power about her and you could feel it when you were around her.
09:49And that sort of got me motivated.
09:50Maybe I should do something in some small way to emulate what she does.
09:53Wow.
09:54And that sort of set me off on the journey of being involved in philanthropy.
09:57So Mother Teresa turned him on to philanthropy.
09:59I want to start my own charity to give back to kids who are in need of support.
10:04I had no idea he did all of this.
10:06That's really cool.
10:07What a great guy.
10:09What do you think was your lowest moment in life?
10:11Whoa, good question.
10:12Hard question.
10:13My wife, she'd had some sort of stroke.
10:15Whoa.
10:15I didn't know that.
10:16She was touching her with it.
10:17She was going to survive that.
10:18So that was probably the lowest moment.
10:20Oh my God.
10:20At the time, I had three young kids.
10:22I think they were six, three and one.
10:23And I had to sit them down and basically say, look, mum's sick.
10:26She may not make it through.
10:27Oh my God.
10:28And then from there, it was a long process to get back to where she was.
10:31Wow.
10:32That's an amazing comeback.
10:33And from there, she pretty much runs the charity.
10:35Oh, wow.
10:36So amazing how open he is and how willing he is to talk about things.
10:40Because the students have autism and are facing their fears to even be in this situation
10:44and ask, it disarms the person being asked the questions.
10:48So they give these really truthful, honest, vulnerable answers.
10:51Tell us about getting your last ball sentry of the Sydney cricket ground and why was it
10:55such a big deal?
10:56Oh, yes.
10:57Great question.
10:58This is the greatest moment in Australian sporting history.
11:00I think I was 37 at the time.
11:01There's a lot of media speculation and they were saying maybe he should retire.
11:05He's getting too old.
11:06Yep.
11:06They wanted to drop him.
11:07I got down to the last ball of the day and I needed two for my century.
11:12And I hit the last ball for four.
11:13All of a sudden, it's like someone turned the volume up to ten.
11:16I could hear everything.
11:17The crowd were going crazy.
11:19We were cheering for you.
11:20Who do you think the first person I saw was when I was in the change room?
11:22His wife.
11:23Brother.
11:23Kylo Minow.
11:24He was the Prime Minister of Australia, John Howard.
11:26Oh.
11:27I didn't know that fact.
11:29That was a moment I dreamt of as a boy and for it to happen was pretty amazing.
11:32What a guy.
11:33He deserved it.
11:34He played so well for Australia.
11:35When I was Australian of the Year.
11:37He was Australian of the Year?
11:38I'm learning so much about this person.
11:39What the hell?
11:40Who is this guy?
11:41I often say to the journalists, look, ask me a question.
11:43that's interesting and I'll give you an interesting answer.
11:46Which they've done.
11:47You've asked me questions that I've never had before.
11:49You've drawn out his personality from a shy guy.
11:52So you guys are on the right path to being really good journalists.
11:54I agree.
11:55They're better than most reporters we have around today.
11:57We'd actually like to play a game with you and it's called...
12:00How's that?
12:04Sounds like cricket you want to play.
12:07Oh, they're going to play cricket with him.
12:09Well, that's so cool.
12:10Oh, they're coming from all angles.
12:14He's so quick.
12:16Daniel, you're up.
12:17You look focused.
12:18Come on, Daniel.
12:18Get him out.
12:20Daniel.
12:20That'll last you for the rest of your life.
12:26I bowled out Steve Waugh.
12:29That's a good pub story.
12:30Dude.
12:32Love that.
12:33More of that.
12:35That was great.
12:36It's someone that doesn't know sports.
12:38Wow, I've never watched cricket.
12:40I will now.
12:51I accidentally shaved off my moustache on the weekend.
12:54I noticed it's a little thin.
12:55Yeah, I was trying to trim it up and then I just trimmed too much
12:58and then tried to save it on the other end.
13:00I was like, this looks ridiculous.
13:02Yeah, never leave the moustache in the middle from what I can hear.
13:04Never go the Charlie Chaplin.
13:06Yeah.
13:06If you know what I'm saying.
13:07Yeah.
13:07The Amazing Race.
13:12Oh, this is a finale, yeah?
13:14That's it.
13:14Final three, mate.
13:15Oh, yeah.
13:1614 legs done and dusted.
13:17Now it all comes down to this.
13:18So who's left?
13:19Iconic acting brothers, Steve and Bernie Curry.
13:23I love the Curry brothers.
13:24Yeah.
13:25Go the Curry.
13:26And reality star, Aisha and her partner, Scott.
13:29Her voice gets on my nerves.
13:31Guys, go.
13:32Oh, no.
13:35Entertainment powerhouses, Rob Mills and Georgie Daly.
13:37Come on.
13:38I really want Millsy to win.
13:41Rob and Georgie, you said if you win the Amazing Race Australia, you will get married.
13:46So if they win, they'll get married on the spot.
13:48100%.
13:49They better win.
13:50They can have 40 years of misery too.
13:52All right.
13:53Are we ready?
13:53We're ready.
13:54Yeah.
13:54Come on, boys.
13:56Get into it.
13:57Three, two, one.
14:00Go.
14:01Wait, where are they running to?
14:02Yeah, how do they know if they don't open the envelope?
14:06So now they all run to separate parts and then open it?
14:08Yeah, I don't know why they did that.
14:10Anyway, for their first challenge.
14:12They'll be moving flaky rice husks across a deep, muddy field.
14:16That's actually not that hard.
14:18You haven't met the opposition, have you?
14:19Ah!
14:20That cat looks more hard now.
14:22Oh!
14:23Oh!
14:24They're getting tackled by buffaloes.
14:26It looks like fun.
14:27Go away, you're a bully.
14:28Oh, here we go.
14:29I'm going to hear a voice.
14:30Shut up!
14:31Ah!
14:31This is tough.
14:32Dragging your feet out of the mud.
14:34You're pretty much running through sewerage.
14:36This is definitely how you get hepatitis.
14:39Watch your knees, Dave.
14:40Dude, he's going to put his knee out.
14:42My knee's playing on my mind.
14:43Oh, no.
14:44I just know I haven't got the strength to get up.
14:46The bull helped him up.
14:47The bull helped me up?
14:49Yeah.
14:49I think he felt sorry for it.
14:53Yeah!
14:54First one.
14:54The curry.
14:55Yeah!
14:56That's right.
14:57And they're first to take on the next task.
14:59Now, celebs will be challenged to learn this.
15:01complex routine.
15:02Oh, God.
15:03Dance challenge.
15:04It requires rhythm and coordination.
15:06Yeah, good luck with that one.
15:09Oh, look at him.
15:10Look at him.
15:10Look at him.
15:12What the hell?
15:13What the hell?
15:16Oh, you'd be useless, Keith.
15:18Forget about it.
15:20It's not easy.
15:22Let's see if Rob and Georgie can do any better.
15:25I'm expecting big things from Rob.
15:26He's a dancer and singer.
15:28He's been in a few musicals as well.
15:30Ready?
15:30Yeah, let's do it.
15:32Let's go, Rob and Georgie.
15:33She's determined to win because she wants to get married.
15:35100%.
15:36I want to see a wedding.
15:39They're good.
15:40They're good.
15:42Come on.
15:43Get the first time.
15:43Get the first time.
15:44Yeah!
15:45Yes.
15:46They're never beckoned the lead.
15:47We have a great advantage.
15:48Maybe we will have a wedding.
15:51Aisha and Scott also get it right.
15:54But meanwhile...
15:55Oh, no.
15:55The curries.
15:56Oh, they're still there.
15:57Sorry.
15:57Can we start again?
15:58I sat in front of them at the footy once.
16:00These Indonesian dancers, really?
16:02What are they doing there?
16:02I hate the curries.
16:04Yeah, got it.
16:05Oh!
16:06They stuff up one more time, rip up their passport, they're not coming home.
16:11Come on, that's got to be it.
16:13They got the sympathy pass.
16:14It's an enormous relief.
16:16It's that of curries the last.
16:17All right, what now?
16:18It's the final puzzle.
16:20What do you have to do?
16:20At every pit stop, there was a symbol inspired by that leg of the race.
16:25Oh, they're probably going to have to name everything.
16:26In the order that we've seen them along the way.
16:28Oh, it's a memory game.
16:30Oh, I don't remember.
16:32For the grand final of challenges, this one's bloody boring.
16:35Surely the challenge should be flying fox over a volcano, drop an egg into lava.
16:42Okay, here we go.
16:43We can do this.
16:43They've got a nice head start now, Millsy.
16:45They'll be miles in front.
16:46This is all of our dreams come true.
16:49Straight into the wedding dress, girlfriend.
16:52Or maybe not.
16:53Because the curries have somehow caught up.
16:56We see the other two teams are at it.
16:58Come on, boys.
16:59Come on, don't give up.
17:00Check, please.
17:03Don't tell me the curries are coming from last.
17:05Curries often come from behind.
17:06And it turns out they've got a better memory than the others.
17:09Yeah!
17:10Yeah!
17:11We are now in first place.
17:14Oh, did you slow down for him?
17:17Jesus!
17:17Oh, look at his knee.
17:18He can hardly go up the stairs.
17:19Camera woman, help him!
17:21Check, please.
17:22We want a wedding.
17:23Come on, guys.
17:25Whoa!
17:27Run!
17:28Run!
17:28Run!
17:29Run!
17:29Run!
17:29Run!
17:29Run!
17:29Run!
17:29Run!
17:29Run!
17:30Let's go, curry!
17:31Remember, he's got a busted up knee.
17:33Oh, no.
17:35Come on, Millsy.
17:36Oh, no.
17:37The young ones are going to catch him.
17:38All right.
17:39This is it.
17:40Come on, get the fireworks.
17:41Get the red carpet.
17:42I hope they've got a celebrant.
17:43Here we go.
17:44Here we go.
17:44We've got a team coming in.
17:45Who's going to get there?
17:45I want a wedding.
17:46Oh, my God.
17:48Have they done it?
17:49You are the first team to check in.
17:51Yes, my number one team.
17:53And winners of the Amazing Race Australia.
17:56Woo!
17:58What an effort that would last.
17:59What a comeback.
18:00That's amazing.
18:01Wait, does that mean Millsy's not going to get married?
18:06Aw.
18:06You're not loving your partner that much after 14 weeks of Amazing Race, are you?
18:11Aw, what a great end finale.
18:14That was a really good one.
18:15It was, yeah.
18:16It was really good.
18:31Do you think it's unusual to have tea and licorice?
18:34No, but I think it's unusual to be walking around.
18:36Mum, where's my tea?
18:37Brown pants and green pop.
18:38She's like Kermit the Frog with diarrhoea.
18:40This week on Paramount+.
18:44What's that, a ship?
18:45A little boat.
18:46We settled in for some high-speed water policing action.
18:49What do you reckon?
18:50Fish or fentanyl?
18:51I reckon dead body.
18:54Aw, refugees.
18:55Including some US Navy flyboys?
18:58What?
18:58US Navy flyboys.
19:00You know who this is a case for?
19:02The very specific police force within Sydney that investigate United States military crimes.
19:10No, no.
19:10United States naval crimes.
19:13NCIS Sydney.
19:15Apparently in America it's gone berserk.
19:16This is the new season.
19:18And it comes with some new faces.
19:20He was in the King of the Cross.
19:22Straight into it day one.
19:23How good's Trigger?
19:24Trigger!
19:25Wanker.
19:25William McInnes.
19:27He was an Australian heartthrob.
19:28He looks like Sandra now, doesn't he?
19:30And his first job is to check in on one of the rescued flyboys.
19:34Ouch.
19:34Oh, they were tortured.
19:35It's a little bit tender, eh?
19:37Traffic and drugs.
19:38Guaranteed.
19:39Oh, I bet you there's an alien's going to pop out of him.
19:41Honestly, I'm not sure.
19:43Meanwhile, the team chases down a lead to a Filipino boat where the flyboys were held captive.
19:49Conveniently parked within Sydney Harbour?
19:51We might want to check that one out ourselves.
19:53Just around the corner from where they were.
19:55It's around the corner.
19:55They caught an EVA there.
19:58Oh, yeah, here we go.
20:00Someone turn the light on.
20:01Oh, no one ever turns the light on, Keith.
20:03What the hell?
20:05What's that?
20:05There's a bomb.
20:06Bombs.
20:07Bombs.
20:07Bombs!
20:08Oh, my God!
20:08Get off the ship!
20:10NCIS, drop your weapons!
20:11NCIS.
20:12Who?
20:13NCIS!
20:13Who?
20:14We're a really small police group within the U.S. Navy that investigates Navy crimes.
20:18We're actually based in Sydney.
20:20Okay, okay.
20:21Don't shoot.
20:22Boss, no, they've got it!
20:24Boom!
20:24Oh!
20:25Oh!
20:27Bob!
20:29She looks pretty good for someone that's just been Bob.
20:31The mascara didn't even run.
20:32Someone want to explain to me what a group of Filipino extremists is doing in Sydney Harbour?
20:37Filipino extremists.
20:38I love how they're like, uh, we need to give the Arabs a bit of a rest.
20:41So they question the remaining flyboy.
20:44I can't recall it.
20:45I smell fish.
20:46I want to remember.
20:47I just torture-induced amnesia.
20:50Thank you, ma'am.
20:52It's a real honour.
20:54Oh, that was weird.
20:55Yeah, what?
20:55Thank you, ma'am.
20:56Sleeper agent.
20:57Thank you, ma'am.
20:58Right.
20:58Hey, Lieutenant.
20:59What's he doing?
21:01Something just triggered him.
21:02Oh!
21:03What was that?
21:05I think I might have worked out why the lieutenant freaked out like he did.
21:08Great work, Trigger.
21:08The exact moment Price was having his episode, I was next door screening for bugs at 18 hertz.
21:14What does that mean?
21:15Sub-auditory frequencies.
21:16Sub-auditory frequencies, Bob.
21:18Oh, right.
21:19Silly me.
21:20They can trigger all sorts of reactions.
21:21Oh, okay.
21:22Why train him to react like that when he hears a particular frequency?
21:25It's like Zoolander.
21:26He hears a particular frequency and he starts to go crazy.
21:29I've traced the cause of Price's fever.
21:32Most likely septic shock caused by his body.
21:35Rejecting a foreign object in his gut.
21:37Cavity bomb.
21:38Cavity bomb with a close-range RF trigger.
21:40See?
21:41I know my crime shows.
21:42Price has got a bomb inside of him.
21:44And if Price has got one, there's a good chance Daniels has too.
21:48They're ticking time bombs, literally.
21:50They've got to find the other soldier.
21:51What happens if he passes wind?
21:52My godfather's going to be an explosion.
21:54This is an American hero who escaped Terra's captivity.
21:57And the ambassador wants to welcome them home.
21:59They're going to kill the ambassador.
22:00Straight to the opera house.
22:03Spot on.
22:06Testing, testing.
22:07Hey, NCIS.
22:10Wait, who?
22:11It's a small police group.
22:14Find the mixing desk.
22:15Shut it down.
22:15So look for microphones.
22:16Look for speakers.
22:17That's where the sound trigger will come from.
22:19The frequencies.
22:20See?
22:21The frequencies.
22:21Then, you know.
22:22Lieutenant Oscar Daniels.
22:24So remember how he grabbed her hand?
22:26Thank you, ma'am.
22:27That's what they're going to do now.
22:29Oh, no.
22:29No.
22:30Thank you, ma'am.
22:30It's a real honor.
22:31Shut the music down.
22:32Thank you, ma'am.
22:33Pull the clock.
22:34Pull the ock.
22:34Cut the feed.
22:35Cut the feed, DJ.
22:37There we go.
22:38He disconnected the frequencies.
22:40Jared, you need to leave your day job.
22:42I joined NCIS.
22:43All of it.
22:44We've got a Filipino.
22:46Yep, you can tell by his height.
22:48Gun!
22:49Hands and shoot him!
22:49Just shoot him!
22:50Shoot him!
22:51Hands where I can see them!
22:52Just shoot him!
22:54Shoot him!
22:56Hurry up!
22:58Becky, take the shot!
23:01He shot me down.
23:03Bang, bang.
23:05And as the case is all wrapped up...
23:07You were right.
23:07I was wrong.
23:09No, you were right.
23:10You did a good job.
23:11No, you did.
23:11No, no, no.
23:12No, you did.
23:12No, no, no.
23:13Come on!
23:13No, no, you did.
23:15Why don't we grab a pizza together?
23:19That was a good episode.
23:21I didn't mind that.
23:22It's always great to see the AFP working in such great conjunction with the Naval Criminal
23:28Investigative Service.
23:29Definitely is.
23:30We are a very specific branch of the US military.
23:43Oh, my God.
23:45There are flies in here.
23:47I have to get rid of them.
23:49Oh, I got one.
23:50One just flew by me.
23:52Ah!
23:53Ah!
23:53Ah!
23:53Ah!
23:54Ah!
23:55Oh, my God!
23:56Oh, my God!
23:56Oh, my God!
23:57Oh, my God!
23:58Ah!
23:59That flight did not want to die.
24:01Sunday on 7.
24:03This is the voice!
24:04Bam, bam, bam, bam!
24:06Yep.
24:07And tonight...
24:08The semi-finals are here.
24:10Semi-finals!
24:12Getting down to the business end.
24:14And with eight left in the competition...
24:16Only four will make it to the grand finale.
24:19I love Sonia.
24:20Isn't she gorgeous?
24:22Unbelievable for 60.
24:23She can get a seniors card.
24:25She can get discount tram rides.
24:27In this ep, it's Richard Singers...
24:29Both amazing, but only one can go through.
24:31Richard looks like one of the doctors off Botched.
24:34Sherry.
24:34Against Mel C's...
24:36They need to give the performance of their life.
24:39This would be so hard for the judges.
24:40Because you're so far, and now you have to cut one of your teams.
24:43First to perform is Richard's artist, Bella.
24:48Oh, wow!
24:48Wow!
24:49Now that's a dress.
24:50I love that!
24:52It'll be good.
24:52She can go and stop the traffic afterwards.
24:56Oh, wow!
24:59You've got to have a powerful voice here.
25:10You've accomplished everything I wanted.
25:22Oh, blah-de-blah-de-blah.
25:23You're fantastic.
25:24Next singer.
25:25All right.
25:25Next up, it's Joseph.
25:27What are we singing, Joseph?
25:28I think there's something you should know.
25:31George Michael.
25:32Here we go.
25:35This is what you want.
25:36You want, like, a happy song.
25:38Makes you bop along, too.
25:40Not like that, though.
25:43Dancer's like an awkward 62-year-old man.
25:44Is take this time and wade it through.
25:49Freedom.
25:50I won't let you die.
25:52Freedom.
25:53Please don't give me a...
25:54Freedom.
25:56Yeah, yeah.
25:57Oh, look at them all.
25:58They're like, yahoo!
25:59Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
26:01Woo!
26:02That was awesome.
26:04George Michael would be proud of you, my boy.
26:06Next, it's Mel C singer, Ewan.
26:08I've been meaning to tell you...
26:11Hungry Eyes!
26:12Oh, I like this song.
26:15One look at you and I can't despise...
26:18Stop singing.
26:19You're ruining it.
26:21The Hungry Jack song.
26:23It is from a Hungry Jack commercial.
26:26Now I feel like a whopper.
26:30He's out.
26:31Yeah, no, he didn't do it for me.
26:33All right, who's next?
26:34It's Cassie.
26:35Oh, I like her.
26:36Let's go, Cassie.
26:38Do you know this song?
26:42I'm more worried about she's standing on the furniture.
26:46Oh, wow.
26:48She's got a fabulous voice.
26:50I'd be telling her to get off the furniture.
26:52The green light, I want it.
26:54Oh, and the lamp's crooked.
26:56There's so many things I could pick up.
26:59Woo!
27:00That was the best performance of the night.
27:02In no time at all, we will see you for the results.
27:05All right, give them 40 minutes to clear the stage of all the lounges.
27:08Okay, who's going through to the grand final?
27:11First up, team Richards, Bella and Joseph.
27:13I like Joseph.
27:15He's going to take Joseph.
27:16Bye-bye, Bella.
27:17The artist, I'll be taking through his.
27:20There is no suspense.
27:21You're taking Joseph.
27:22Bella.
27:24Oh!
27:25No way!
27:26She's even shocked.
27:27Congratulations, Bella.
27:29Oh, he's fixing her dress.
27:31No, he was trying to pull her back.
27:32You're not getting up there.
27:33And from Mel's team, it's between...
27:35Ewan and Cassie.
27:37There's no way Ewan was better than Cassie.
27:39I've loved working with you both.
27:41Don't pretend like it's a hard decision.
27:43The artist I will be taking through is...
27:46Australia knows Cassie's getting picked.
27:48She was definitely better than him.
27:49Cassie.
27:51Yeah!
27:52Easy.
27:53Congratulations, Cassie.
27:55Two girls in the finals.
27:56Let's go.
27:57Who run the world?
27:58Girls.
27:59Good night, Australia.
28:00Good night, Sonia.
28:03Oh, it is heating up.
28:05I actually don't know who's going to win the finale.
28:07I'm picking Bella just for that dress.
28:08I better be here next week when it comes in the mail.
28:10Don't give them ideas.
28:12Well, actually, I just...
28:13Shut up.
28:14So I tried to fix the washes in the bathtub.
28:32So I was like, oh, this is going to be an easy job.
28:34Done 100 washes before.
28:35Pulled it out.
28:36No worries.
28:37I'll just twist this off.
28:38Twist it off.
28:39Broke off a shard of metal into my thumb.
28:41Had to get a tetanus shot.
28:42Oh, is it still in there?
28:44Ah, don't touch it like that.
28:46Why would you do that?
28:47I just wanted to see if it still hurt.
28:49Admit it.
28:50We all love searching for real estate.
28:52What is this?
28:53Oh!
28:54This week on HBO,
28:56we watched a US property show that made us go...
28:58Ugh.
28:59And...
28:59Ooh!
29:00Plus...
29:01Mm.
29:02Then...
29:02Oh!
29:03Hosted by comedian Jack McBrayer,
29:05the show started online as a social media account called...
29:09Zillow Gone Wild.
29:10An inside look at the outrageously wonderful homes on the market.
29:14Oh, I follow them!
29:15I follow them on TikTok.
29:17Zillow is like domain or realestate.com.
29:20We now have a TV show based off an Instagram account.
29:24Ugh.
29:24And the purpose of the program...
29:26One home shall be named the wildest of them all.
29:29We're looking for the property deemed the wildest.
29:31This is like Grand Design's gone wrong.
29:33Pretty much.
29:34And we start in Arizona, where...
29:36Recently purchased property that takes the song
29:3899 Bottles of Beer on the Wall to a whole new level.
29:43Bottled up.
29:44No way.
29:46Why on earth would you make a house out of bottles?
29:48Well, let's find out.
29:49My name is Johanna and I...
29:51I'm an alcoholic.
29:53And this property took...
29:5510 to 15 years to complain.
29:56Yeah, well, look how many beers I had to drink.
29:58I'm sure you mob could build your own little...
30:00Can out the back of something.
30:02I didn't know what to expect walking inside.
30:04I reckon there's going to be bottles, Jack.
30:06Oh my gosh, look at all this.
30:09No.
30:09Oh.
30:10No, no.
30:11Look at those bottles.
30:12She did say at the start, it's bottles, Keith.
30:14Why are you shocked?
30:15But look at many.
30:16Oh, I would just look at this all day.
30:18Honestly, it looks like a recycling centre.
30:20I also have a guest house.
30:22A guest house is made from goon sacks.
30:25Oh, what's made?
30:26Why does this guy keep being so shocked?
30:28No way.
30:30More bottles, Jack?
30:30Yeah.
30:31This is nuts.
30:32Who would have thought that the bottle house has a lot of bottles?
30:34Wild factor, yes.
30:35Does it look like shit?
30:36Also, yes.
30:37This is a bathroom.
30:39Oh, I don't know about this.
30:40I don't want to sit on that and cut my leg when I'm taking a big gunner.
30:43I'm just thinking, how long did it take to do it?
30:45I'm just thinking, how long does this show go for?
30:47All right, let's see the next wacko house.
30:49Okay, next, Jack heads to Texas to check out this...
30:52Treetop treasure?
30:53That's awesome!
30:561.5 million US dollars for a two-bed, two-bath house?
30:59No deal!
31:01Welcome to the tree house.
31:02Is it actually off the ground inside a tree up the top?
31:05If it's not, it's not called a tree house to me.
31:07A curved structure built among the trees...
31:10Yeah, okay, built among the trees.
31:12It's not actually a tree house.
31:13Well, if we had some trees outside and trees, that's what we could say.
31:15This is built among the trees.
31:17We did have trees there, but they dropped them down.
31:18Everything in this house is made of reclaimed materials.
31:22Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
31:23That looks filthy.
31:24It looks like it hasn't been washed, doesn't it?
31:25It's all kind of eclectic stuff.
31:28Jeez, we've really had a crack at hard rubbish, haven't we?
31:30Yeah.
31:30These windows came from an old warehouse in Brooklyn.
31:33What's the oldest thing we've got in this house, Kate?
31:36You.
31:36Probably you.
31:37What?
31:38Also in the tree house is...
31:40This ginormous bathtub in the hole.
31:43Oh, no, no.
31:45No!
31:45No.
31:46I don't want people to see me while I'm scrubbing my hole.
31:48This bad boy is 100% copper.
31:51Copper.
31:51You'd need another tetanus shot after going and bath in that.
31:55Copper.
31:55All right, next.
31:57From Texas to Philadelphia.
31:59We're in Philly now, home of Rocky Balboa.
32:01It is.
32:02Do you reckon that's where the Philadelphia cheese came from?
32:04It's not.
32:05I bought some of that today.
32:06That's nice.
32:07Isn't it funny?
32:08I had some today too.
32:09I had some.
32:10Mmm.
32:11On Cruskets.
32:13Okay, how about we check out the next house?
32:15Mays Manor.
32:172.4 mil.
32:18For three bedrooms.
32:19That's like four million bucks.
32:20Sounds about white.
32:22I don't know what this is.
32:23It's called a wall, mate.
32:24Wall.
32:25They're doors.
32:28Don't go in for door creaks like that.
32:29So haunted.
32:31Blackfellas aren't staying there.
32:32Hello, sir.
32:33Hello.
32:34Hello, I'm the weirdo that owns this house.
32:37My name is Bob and I live in a historic home.
32:39Hello, Bob.
32:40Bob.
32:41This house is like a maze.
32:42All right.
32:43Going down this way.
32:45This way.
32:46Too many nooks and crannies in here.
32:48Yeah, you wouldn't want to be busting for a week.
32:49You'd be running into walls everywhere.
32:51The biggest fireplace I have ever seen.
32:53Oh, my God.
32:55That's ugly, but cool.
32:57Great if you're doing orgies.
32:59I do.
33:01Can you elaborate on that, Mum?
33:02Why?
33:04Why not?
33:08Why not?
33:09Let's go to the second floor.
33:11This is stupid.
33:13Bob.
33:14Bob.
33:15Bob.
33:16Bob.
33:17Bob.
33:17Oh, Bob.
33:19Bob.
33:20Bob.
33:20There's a great little treat in the bathroom.
33:22There's a what in the bathroom?
33:23This is a custom kitchen.
33:25Kitchen in the bathroom.
33:27Freezer below.
33:28A freezer in the bathroom.
33:30And a dishwasher on the other side.
33:31What?
33:32Take a shit.
33:33Put the dishes in.
33:35Turn the kettle on.
33:36Righto.
33:36Let's just get to the judging.
33:38And the winner is...
33:40Bottled Up.
33:40Bottled One's One.
33:41The most Wild House in the Bottle House.
33:43Bottled Up.
33:44Captain Obvious.
33:46What does she win?
33:47Bottle Up now.
33:48Check it out.
33:49You got a shit plaque.
33:51It looks like something you get at Springvale.
33:53Discount $2 shop.
33:54Can't hang it on the wall without breaking a bottle.
33:59This show promised so much, but delivered so little.
34:08At the Del Pachitras in Sydney, Wendell's showing off.
34:22Don't suck in around us.
34:24You don't have to do that.
34:26Let it all out.
34:27Hey, there's no sucking in.
34:29This is natural.
34:29No, come on.
34:30Let it out.
34:30That's not natural.
34:31That's pork belly.
34:32This week on Prime, we watched a doco about an Aussie athlete.
34:38Is this going to be like a motivational doco?
34:40Am I going to want to go to the gym tomorrow?
34:42Not quite, but it is called...
34:44James Can Eat.
34:46I hear you, mate.
34:47And it's the story of James Webb.
34:49I believe we all have a purpose.
34:50Well, hello.
34:51I'll eat, James.
34:52And his unique skill.
34:54Let's eat!
34:55I was born to eat.
34:56Wendell too.
34:57Oh, hang on.
34:58This isn't gym at all.
34:59Oh, my God.
34:59It's like an eating competition.
35:00Correct.
35:02Hot dog eating, to be precise.
35:04You've got to be mentally prepared to get uncomfortable.
35:07Yuck.
35:07It's the opposite from gym.
35:09How do you discover this is something you can do?
35:11Well, for James, it begins at a country pub.
35:14I get to the bistro and there's a photo of a burger.
35:16What?
35:17Look at that.
35:18Look how big it is.
35:19Turned out to be Australia's biggest burger,
35:21so I ate the burger casually as anything.
35:24He did it easy.
35:25Meanwhile, the national news and media is blowing up
35:27about this guy from Borkham Hills that ate Australia's biggest burger.
35:30Wow.
35:31That day changed our lives.
35:33Wait, so that's how he got famous?
35:35Yep, and from there, he got really good at eating hot dogs.
35:39Ranked number one in Australia, number five in the world, James Webb.
35:43Imagine accidentally discovering your talent is that you can just eat.
35:47God, if I knew this was a sport, I would have done it to make money.
35:50And the biggest hot dog eating tournament happens in America.
35:53Nathan's hot dog eating contest is the Super Bowl of the competitive eating circuit.
35:59I'd be good at this one.
36:00Why am I watching a whole heap of guys just eating wieners?
36:03Boop, boop, boop.
36:04Well, because James wants to win, so he starts training.
36:07What training do they do?
36:09Just picking out, basically.
36:10I seriously think this is a leisure.
36:13This is an elite athlete.
36:14Whilst I love food and whilst I love eating, manny can get expensive.
36:17Oh, that was snot.
36:19Is that a boogie?
36:20Oh, he's going to eat it.
36:22Because on a regular day, I'm always hungry.
36:25Oh, that is snot.
36:29Disgusting.
36:30You get to this point where you stretch your stomach.
36:33Don't get me wrong, I want to stretch my stomach off.
36:35But when you're being woken up at 3 a.m. by hunger pains because you have this insatiable
36:41appetite, it gets a bit much.
36:43Oh, my God, look at his stomach.
36:44That's a bit like Wendell's stomach.
36:46It's like he swallowed a TV.
36:47Imagine that coming out the other end.
36:49You'd prophylactically call the plumber, wouldn't you?
36:51And James' biggest competition for the competition is...
36:55Joey Chestnut is the best of all time.
36:57This is the goat.
36:58Joey Chestnut.
36:59Jaws.
36:59I love Joey Chestnut.
37:01There's Joey and there's the rest.
37:03Yep, I agree.
37:04Then this happens.
37:06Breaking news.
37:08Number one competitive eater Joey Chestnut is banned from the Nathan's Hot Dog Contest.
37:12He's banned.
37:13Why?
37:14Because he's representing a rival brand selling plant-based hot dogs.
37:18Plant-based hot dogs.
37:19I remember reading about this.
37:21How ridiculous.
37:22If Joey doesn't do the competition, I'm going to win.
37:24Yeah.
37:24Well, let's find out.
37:25Five, four, three, two, one.
37:29James Webb right now on a 70 dog piece.
37:39Oh, he's in front.
37:39Come on, Webb.
37:40But then things take a turn for James.
37:43I had no water on my table.
37:44No water.
37:44I asked three times, I need water, I need water, I need water.
37:47They gave me one cup of water.
37:48Oh, how disgraceful.
37:50I just don't think they want an Aussie to win.
37:51And it goes from bad to worse.
37:53My counter stopped counting and they stopped flicking over the card.
37:56Oh, this is bull crap.
37:58So on TV, it looked like I was very far down the ranks.
38:01No, this is rigged.
38:02That's bullshit.
38:02Then this happens.
38:04Then I get a plate with six hot dogs.
38:06Everyone knows it's five hot dogs to a plate.
38:09What?
38:09It's disgraceful.
38:11Disgraceful.
38:11It's not that deep, Mum.
38:13True.
38:14Three, two, one.
38:16They had him last.
38:1745?
38:18Why would they do this to us?
38:20Put down your hot dogs.
38:22Put down your wieners.
38:24Following an official recount due to an error by his counters.
38:27James' new official total is 52 hot dogs eaten.
38:3052?
38:31He lost.
38:32He never got like a 56, didn't he?
38:33Yeah, but his rhythm was out.
38:34I know I can do more.
38:36Number four in the world.
38:37He was at number five, so he's gone up one.
38:39And next year, I'm talking about the 50 club.
38:42Now I'm going for the 60 club.
38:43Yes.
38:44Yes.
38:45Good on you, Jim.
38:46Love it.
38:46I thought this was so interesting.
38:48In all honesty, it's a freaking stupid sport if you think about it.
38:51Anyway, I'm going to put some hot dogs on for tea.
38:53Oh.
39:08So yesterday on my way home, I got about halfway home
39:11and I was rummaging in my bag for some lollies or something
39:14while I was on the bus and I pulled out my car keys.
39:16And I was like, oh.
39:18And then I realized I drove to work.
39:19You crap.
39:20So I had to get off the bus, go all the way back into town,
39:23pick the car up, and then I sat for like 40 minutes in traffic.
39:26See, this is why people don't wait until they're late 30 to get a car.
39:29Yeah, that's right.
39:31This week on Disney+, we watched some gridiron.
39:36Have you ever watched American football?
39:38Never.
39:39Too many clothes for me.
39:40Is this like a proper game or is this a piss take?
39:42It's not a real game, but it's a great story.
39:45And it starts like this.
39:46Oh, this is insane.
39:48Oh.
39:48Oh, he's still going.
39:49He's going to make a mistake.
39:51Oh, he dropped it.
39:52Oh, he told you.
39:53Oh, no.
39:54What an idiot.
39:56They're going to run up and get a touchdown and they're going to win.
39:58Oh, my goodness.
40:00We lost the game for them.
40:01What was Holliday thinking?
40:04Oh, this is that guy from Twisters.
40:06Glenn Powell.
40:07This guy always plays a dick.
40:08That's right.
40:09You're still my favourite Blair.
40:11I don't want to talk right now.
40:12Because he then goes and does this.
40:14Oh, my goodness.
40:16He's hit the Make-A-Wish kid.
40:18This is going to haunt him, really, for the rest of his life.
40:21That is shocking.
40:22Is that the real footage?
40:23No, no.
40:23So this is based on a skit that they made in America.
40:27Yep.
40:28This is a comedy drama based on a viral prank.
40:31And it's called...
40:32Ted Powers.
40:33..eight years after his massive fail,
40:36Russ Holliday still hasn't played another game.
40:38I mean, if I hadn't taken a break,
40:40I never would have done The Masked Singer.
40:42The Masked Singer.
40:44Well, he has hit rock bottom.
40:45He's working for his dad.
40:47He's in prosthetics and make-up.
40:48The movie business.
40:50And everyone hates him.
40:51Your face is toxic.
40:52Oh!
40:53Just forget about football.
40:55You should just go into gay porn now.
40:57The only option for you.
40:59But when he hears of an opportunity
41:00to get back in the game...
41:02Head coach of the South Georgia Cats
41:03are now open tryouts for quarterback.
41:06He's going to go for tryouts for the rookies.
41:08Russ has an idea.
41:10Oh!
41:11Dress up as someone else.
41:13Like Mrs Doubtfire.
41:15Oh, my gosh.
41:17That's genius.
41:18All right, this is getting good now.
41:20With his father's prosthetics...
41:21He's going to put the nose in the head on seats.
41:23..he changes his appearance...
41:25Oh, now he's got my nose.
41:26Man, is that you?
41:27And heads off to tryout for college football team
41:30the Catfish.
41:31That is such a bad disguise.
41:35Watch the meerkop.
41:38Oh, the mascot.
41:40Oh!
41:41Foul!
41:43Falt the prosthetics!
41:45Why would you pepper spray me?
41:47His face is coming off.
41:49You're Russ Holiday.
41:50No, he's already been found out.
41:51He's been in disguise 20 seconds.
41:53Wait, maybe I can help you.
41:55An unlikely alliance, anybody?
41:57Yes, please.
41:58You need a stronger glue for the humidity down here.
42:00Of course he bumps into a gay kid
42:04with experience with prosthetics.
42:05If you're going to do this,
42:06you must do it with intent.
42:07Oh, here we go.
42:08Just look at you.
42:10He looks absolutely stupid,
42:12but it's going to work.
42:14You here to try out?
42:15Cool, what's your name?
42:16Ugh.
42:17He hasn't even thought of a name.
42:18Fake name, fake name.
42:19What's your name?
42:19What's your name?
42:21My name's Chad.
42:23Chad.
42:24And last name?
42:25Myers.
42:26Chad Myers?
42:27Powers.
42:27That's the name of the show.
42:29Hey, sorry.
42:30And Chad Powers was born.
42:32That's right,
42:32and he wants to be the new catfish quarterback.
42:35Come on, Chad,
42:36show us what you got.
42:37Oh!
42:39He doesn't look fast at all.
42:41One-legged girl in junior high
42:42would run faster than that.
42:44I don't think he's ready for this, Milo.
42:46Are you seriously quitting right now?
42:47You reckon the mascot's going to give him a little peppy?
42:49Bro, that's my boy.
42:50You probably think if you just hadn't dropped that football in the Rose Bowl,
42:53your life would have gone different.
42:55You still would have ended up right here,
42:56because you're you.
42:57Oh!
42:58Let's drop some truth bombs now.
43:00Do you want to be Russ Holliday?
43:01Or do you want to be this guy?
43:02He's the catfish guardian angel.
43:04The friend he needs, actually.
43:06You gonna come play football?
43:07Come on!
43:08My name's Chad Powers.
43:10Let's go, Chad!
43:11Damn, son!
43:16Yeah!
43:18He's got the move still.
43:20Go, Chad!
43:22Hope he throws a mega one.
43:24Yee-haw!
43:27Yeah, baby!
43:28Woo!
43:29Tastes like one meal straight from the team.
43:31Yeah!
43:33Who's 200?
43:34Coach is about to offer Chad a position on the team.
43:36You watch.
43:37No, your tryout spoke for itself.
43:39Welcome to the team.
43:40I'll see you on Monday morning.
43:42And now he's a catfish.
43:44Okay.
43:45If only it was this easy, Milo.
43:48Don't they do reference checks?
43:49Bring your driver's license, your transcripts,
43:52and a copy of your birth certificate.
43:53Oh!
43:54It's not that easy.
43:56Bring a bow.
43:58Oh, God, his face is coming off.
43:59I fell into a...
44:02I really like that show.
44:03Everything about this screams Milo is gonna watch the whole season.
44:08You know what the moral of the story is?
44:09What is it?
44:10Life is better with a big nose.
44:11It is.
44:12How is it without TikTok and Instagram on your phone?
44:30Bro, it's the worst.
44:34It's the worst.
44:35Like anyone who says too much social media is bad
44:38has never tried to go to the toilet without their phone.
44:41The following program contains medical procedures
44:43and treatments involving dermatology.
44:45Viewer discretion is advised.
44:46Is this some...
44:47Oh, Jared's favorite show.
44:49Oh, no.
44:50Yep.
44:51On Stan this week, some of us were excited to watch...
44:54I'm Dr Sandra Lee, a.k.a.
44:56Dr Pippa-pup-pup-pup-pup-pup-pup.
44:57My favorite show.
44:59Oh, I hate this show.
45:01Oh!
45:02Come break out with me and all my new patients.
45:05Oh, my God.
45:06Oh, man.
45:06Oh, yeah, baby.
45:08Amazing.
45:08Let's pop some pimples.
45:10Are you sure?
45:10Yes.
45:11You asked for it.
45:12First up...
45:13My name is Denise.
45:14Here we go.
45:15I got what you got wrong.
45:16I have this huge lump on my rear.
45:20Oh.
45:21Oh, that's going to be juicy.
45:23It feels like an extra butt cheek, I guess you can say.
45:26Are you sure it's not?
45:27That's like a free Brazilian butt lift.
45:29The Kardashians pay for an ass like that.
45:32It's the friend that never goes away.
45:34Let's numb that sucker up and get that scalpel out.
45:37No, you're sick.
45:38Okay, so I'm going to just take a little peek in here, okay?
45:41Oh, we're already into it.
45:42Yeah, look, you can watch it when it's stealing color.
45:44Just shut your eyes when it turns black and white.
45:46Oh, yeah.
45:47There's no black and white anymore.
45:49Oh, my...
45:49I actually don't think I can sit here.
45:51I'm not joking.
45:51This definitely looks like a lipoma.
45:54Oh.
45:54Come out.
45:55Yeah, you better be calling to it.
45:57Oh, look at the color of it.
45:58It's like egg yolk.
45:59Oh, peach.
46:00Yeah, tin peaches.
46:01Mango season, baby.
46:02How's the yogurt?
46:03Oh, my is squeezing out.
46:06It is big.
46:07Oh, yeah.
46:10It's out.
46:12It's out, it's out, it's out.
46:13Look at this sea creature.
46:15Oh, my God.
46:17That looks like scrambled eggs.
46:18Stop, I'm actually going to vomit.
46:20Nah, dead ass.
46:20If I dry reach one more time, it's not going to be dry.
46:22Your days as a right butt model are not over.
46:26First one down.
46:27Next, we meet drag queen Zachary.
46:29My name's Zachary.
46:30I'm 31 years old.
46:31What's this homo doing?
46:32As a drag artist, it feels like I'm literally living my dream.
46:36Miss Jessica Lahore.
46:37Do you have a drag name, Jared?
46:39XL Spread Cheeks.
46:42But underneath, it is scratching, pulling, tearing, cinching my skin.
46:47Oh, what disease have you got?
46:49Oh, what's that?
46:50It's on my arms.
46:51Eczema?
46:52It's on my chest and my abdomen.
46:54Oh, my God.
46:54Looking at that, I'm itchy.
46:56It's on my thighs.
46:56It's on my butt.
46:57Ringworm.
46:58It's in my scalp.
46:59It's behind my ears.
47:00It's in my ears.
47:01Oh.
47:01It's everywhere.
47:03It's gross.
47:03Now, this I can watch.
47:06I'd rather see pimples.
47:07I'd say it's a bit of a relief to not have any squeezing or oozing.
47:09This is very typical of psoriasis.
47:13Psoriasis.
47:13What's psoriasis got to do with popping pimples?
47:15Tell us what you're going to do now.
47:17Well, it doesn't involve popping.
47:19Is that an injection?
47:20Yep.
47:20And then push down.
47:21Wait, that's it?
47:22That's it.
47:22You excited?
47:23I'm so excited.
47:24Back to the pimples.
47:25If I can't squeeze it, I don't want to seize it.
47:28You'll love this guy, then.
47:29Is there another one?
47:31My name is John.
47:32It's on his face.
47:33And I have an unknown lump on my face.
47:37Yes, baby.
47:38Oh, this one's going to ooze.
47:39Yeah.
47:40Yeah, he's under there, huh?
47:42He's pretty wide under there.
47:43Oh, it could be a cyst.
47:45I'd love if it's a cyst.
47:46But I think it feels like a cyst.
47:49Yes.
47:50Cheese factory.
47:51Can't wait to see this one.
47:52Let's get popping, baby.
47:53Make sure I'm not hurting you at all.
47:55Oh, poor child.
47:57Pa-pit, pa-pit, pa-pit.
48:01Oh!
48:02Oh, my God.
48:05It's like a Weet Fix.
48:06Oh!
48:07I just saw it.
48:09All right.
48:10Zach is out.
48:11That was a nasty one.
48:13That was...
48:13Mwah.
48:18It's been three months since I saw Sweet John.
48:20Here we go.
48:21I love the after stories.
48:22What's what it looks like?
48:24Oh, that's a huge scar, though.
48:26He's got a dimple now.
48:27Awesome.
48:28It's been three months since I saw Zach.
48:29Three months.
48:30Here we go.
48:30My skin is cleared up.
48:32Oh!
48:33Oh!
48:34Wow.
48:35It's just completely gone.
48:37That is incredible.
48:38It's been four weeks.
48:40Show us the tush.
48:42Oh!
48:43Wow.
48:44That's not a subtle scar, that one.
48:46Yeah.
48:47Thank you, Dr. Lee, for giving me my life back.
48:50Well done, Dr. Lee.
48:52Never fails to deliver that show.
48:54I really, really hated that show.
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