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00:00Can we go back to when Maddy wasn't here and things were beautiful and quiet and peaceful?
00:04Was it calm while I was gone?
00:06Yes.
00:06Tell Daddy what you said, that Daddy doesn't really do anything around the house.
00:10Is that true?
00:10What do you mean?
00:10Did you say that?
00:12No.
00:12Oh, you did say that.
00:13I guess I did say that you always sit around.
00:18Every evening in Australia...
00:20Oh, we're doing it again?
00:21TV reaches over 12 million of us.
00:23Oh, good stuff.
00:25That is so dumb.
00:26But have you ever wondered what other people are watching?
00:28I think that absolutely sucked.
00:30I don't mind.
00:31I like watching shows like that.
00:32Find out what people thought about what was on in the last seven days.
00:36Boring.
00:37Yeah, I started watching it, but then I forgot about it.
00:40Weird, but watchable.
00:43This week...
00:44Sam Pang's back.
00:45With guests...
00:46Rosie O'Donnell.
00:48And...
00:49Who's Joel Kimbooster?
00:50He sounds like a vaccine.
00:52We caught a new singing competition...
00:54Building the band.
00:55This is Love Is Blind, Cross The Voice.
00:59And some celebrity traitors.
01:01Oh, my God.
01:01Stephen Fry.
01:02I adore him.
01:03Oh, Jonathan Ross.
01:04Alan Carr's a traitor.
01:05That's fantastic.
01:06He can't keep it to himself.
01:08This is the best casting ever.
01:10I love the fact that Lil and Lowell are still doing this show.
01:32And six teams remain, including...
01:35It is exciting, exhausting.
01:38I love the fact that Lil and Lowell are still in this.
01:40The Bogans from Logan.
01:414-0-7.
01:42Also still in the comp are Riley and the...
01:45Meat master.
01:46I'm not this guy.
01:47You're not a meat master.
01:48You're a malacca master.
01:50And in this ep, there'll be...
01:51Three teams in round one cooking a main and three teams in round two preparing a dessert.
01:56What would you rather cook?
01:57The main or the dessert?
01:58A main.
01:59Oh, cook-off.
02:01Correct, because...
02:02The weakest dish from each round will go to an elimination cook-off.
02:06Worst cook of dessert and the worst cook of mains will cook against each other to find
02:10out who's the ultimate worst.
02:12Time starts now!
02:15First up, it's the main meals, with Maria and Bailey doing a risotto.
02:19I do really love a risotto.
02:21You are going to burn your tongue, though.
02:22Always with risotto!
02:23Mark and Tan have landed on a cauliflower steak.
02:26I love cauliflower steak.
02:28You just know that's going to stink, though.
02:31Cauliflower smells like fart.
02:33And then there's Michael.
02:34And Riley with the stupid spelling.
02:36That's them.
02:37And they'll be doing...
02:38Gnocchi, bacon, pea and parmesan.
02:40They're making gnocchi.
02:41That's not very meaty.
02:42This guy calls himself the meat master and they're serving up gnocchi.
02:45I guess it's a bit of a bold move.
02:47You know, I never had gnocchi before Bob and I got together.
02:50Really?
02:51Did you grow up eating gnocchi as black kids?
02:53My dad is white, so we got white experiences.
02:55So we got the potato.
02:57Into this we put the flour and we put the egg.
03:00Pasta's a crowd favourite.
03:01Can't go wrong.
03:02Actually, that's the common denominator.
03:03Both of you have white dads.
03:05And I don't have a white dad.
03:07And that's why I didn't know about gnocchi until I was 37.
03:11Actually, I didn't put any egg in this.
03:13No egg?
03:14Why didn't she put egg?
03:15What's your binding age in then?
03:16Oh, binding age.
03:18I don't get to this size without knowing my way around the kitchen.
03:21This is how we were taught to do it when we were in Florence at a cooking class.
03:25Relax.
03:25You went to Florence 1, done a gnocchi making class, and now you think you're a gnocchi queen.
03:30It's not good.
03:31Oh, that's so bad.
03:33It's falling apart.
03:34There you go with your freaking egg.
03:36She didn't put egg.
03:37Fata, Toramori.
03:38Holy sh...
03:39Tries it.
03:40Oh, my God.
03:42That looks like a lump of shit.
03:44That's not gnocchi.
03:45That's gnocchi.
03:47This looks so bad.
03:48I think that's the worst dish I've ever seen on any Australian cooking show.
03:52All right, let's get the spew on the table.
03:54Wow, that looks really bad.
03:57Colin's shutting his eyes because he's really trying to just swallow it.
04:00I'm disappointed.
04:01Don't cry, Morrie.
04:02You didn't put the egg in.
04:04If she had to cry it in the dish and make it a bit more salty, they might have...
04:07Saved it.
04:09Well, let's find out.
04:11The team that cook the weakest dish...
04:13Michael and Riley.
04:14Michael and Riley.
04:15Michael and Riley.
04:16Michael and Riley.
04:17Bye-bye melted soup.
04:20It was then time for dessert round.
04:23Your time starts now!
04:25With frontrunners Danielle and Marco doing a poached pear.
04:29Poached pear.
04:30What would you cook for dessert?
04:32What's me favourite?
04:3440 years, Keith.
04:36What's me favourite?
04:37Sticky date.
04:40Sticky date is your favourite.
04:42Well, that's good.
04:43Because Justin and Will are doing a plant-based...
04:46Sticky date pudding and custard.
04:47Yum.
04:47Yes, I love sticky date pudding.
04:50What is my favourite dessert?
04:51If we go out anywhere, what do I say?
04:53I hope they've got...
04:55Sticky date.
04:56Well, you'll never guess what Lil and Lol are doing.
04:59Sticky date pudding with butterscotch sauce.
05:01That's awkward.
05:02Battle of the sticky dates.
05:04Chocolate mousse, you moron.
05:06You don't make a sticky date.
05:08Because you want sticky date.
05:10Okay, let's just get to the judging.
05:12Danielle and Marco.
05:13Poached pear.
05:14What do you reckon of that one, Malik?
05:16I love this guy.
05:17Ten points for presentation.
05:18They did a bloody good job.
05:20Let's move on to Lon and Lil.
05:22Surely something good's going to come out of Logan, right?
05:24Someday.
05:25Sticky date pudding with butterscotch.
05:29Yum.
05:30Ooh.
05:31Ooh.
05:31Ooh.
05:32Mm.
05:33All right, calm down.
05:35She's doing the...
05:36Ooh, who did this one?
05:38Ooh, yes, it was us.
05:39Justin and Will, you had the plant-based sticky date pudding.
05:43Ooh, no.
05:44It's giving year seven food tech.
05:46Ooh, dries and nuns.
05:48Mum, don't say that.
05:49Right-o.
05:50Time to find out who did the worst.
05:52It'd have to be the girls that are going up.
05:53I think it's going to be Justin and Will.
05:55Daniel and Marco.
05:57The pear?
05:58No!
05:59Wait, what?
06:00Wait, what?
06:01Wait, how?
06:02Wait, what?
06:03Both sticky dates got through after all that.
06:06A couple of sticky date boys.
06:07Colin and Manu.
06:08Talk about sticky dates.
06:10No, moving on.
06:11I am so shocked.
06:12You're shocked.
06:13They dodged a bullet.
06:14That's classic Logan.
06:16We are not going to let Daniel and Marco beat the alpha couple in this competition.
06:21The alpha couple in the competition.
06:23Come on, Michael.
06:25When are you going to stop being such a dick?
06:29I'm enjoying this season.
06:31Now, let's get this right.
06:33It's chocolate mousse.
06:34It's your favourite.
06:35You should know that.
06:36Sticky date is my one.
06:38Trifle.
06:38I love a trifle.
06:39You get that once a year because I can't stand it.
06:43Bit like sex.
06:44Yeah.
06:57Missy, I've got a bone to pick with you.
06:58Please don't call me while I'm showering.
07:00I thought it was an emergency.
07:02I acknowledge the call and you're on FaceTime.
07:05A normal person who's in the shower just wouldn't pick up the FaceTime, right?
07:08Dad picks up the FaceTime in the shower and it's not the first time he's done it.
07:12There's been times I've seen everything.
07:14There's nothing to see there, Esty.
07:18Monday night on 10.
07:19Oh, here we go.
07:20Mr. Pang.
07:21Yep.
07:21It was the new season of...
07:23Sam Pang tonight.
07:25Sam Pang's back.
07:26Season two.
07:27I'm glad he's got another season.
07:29I hope he gets his groove and his rhythm for season two.
07:32Raymond, have fun, mate.
07:33He's very good looking.
07:34Isn't he just?
07:35Thank you very much.
07:37He called me gorgeous once when I met him.
07:39He's just been polite.
07:40And firstly, a big welcome to my special guest announcer, Mr. Ray O'Leary.
07:45Hello, Ray.
07:47I love Ray O'Leary.
07:48He's so weird, this bloke.
07:50Network 10 and sister, with your first episode back, you needed some eye candy.
07:56He's funny.
07:57He's like Aaron Chan.
07:58Oh, yeah.
07:59Yeah, just white with a perm and from New Zealand.
08:03And like all good Tonight shows, it kicked off with a monologue about current events.
08:08But to the big one, the fallout to the other big international conflict continues.
08:12What?
08:12It's Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban's divorce.
08:16Now, apparently, the final straw was when Keith asked Nicole if she could name one of his songs.
08:23That's a good start.
08:24Bang's back with a bang.
08:25Let's go.
08:26Well, time to bring out the first guest.
08:28All right, show us who you've got.
08:30Please welcome Rosie O'Donnell.
08:33I'm Rosie O'Donnell.
08:35Yeah, I love Rosie O'Donnell.
08:36I haven't thought of Rosie O'Donnell for, I reckon, 20 years.
08:41What is Rosie O'Donnell famous for?
08:43She's a funny lesbian.
08:44Rosie, thanks so much for coming.
08:45Well, she has been in movies for 30 years.
08:48What movie?
08:49A League of Their Own.
08:50First time in Australia.
08:51Yes.
08:52So she was in The Flintstones with Ted Danson.
08:54That's where I remember her from.
08:56And I went whale watching.
08:58Tarzan, the movie?
08:59They were like, you'll probably throw up.
09:02Was she the mother in hairspray?
09:04That's John Travolta.
09:05So we've got the vomit bag and it looked like an elephant condom.
09:11I think this show targets your demographic.
09:14You reckon?
09:14I thought it was targeting yours.
09:16Maybe it's targeting both.
09:18It's not targeting both.
09:19Now this is interesting considering we all know how you feel about Donald Trump.
09:23Here we go.
09:24Trump hates her.
09:25She left before his inauguration.
09:27You attended one of his weddings, fact or fiction?
09:29Fact.
09:30What?
09:31Really?
09:32Oh my God, now we're getting to the good stuff.
09:34As he was walking down the aisle, he shook hands with every famous person that he saw,
09:39including Jeffrey Epstein.
09:41Oh, he's had to throw that in.
09:44Boom.
09:45Drop the mic.
09:46Release the files.
09:47And then when he was going off on me in 27 saying she's ugly, she's gay, she's fat,
09:52and I just put a little tweet up there.
09:55I was at your wedding.
09:56Oh, hello.
09:58That's the kind of information we needed.
09:59Yeah.
10:00She's just wonderful.
10:01We should have got tickets for a thing.
10:03No, I'd be running up on stage trying to give her a cuddle.
10:05Sam also found time to interview actor Joel Kim Booster.
10:09Who's Joel Kim Booster?
10:11He sounds like a vaccine.
10:12And then it was time for this new segment.
10:16The News Lounge.
10:17God, please tell me you're not singing.
10:19Mushroom lady.
10:21Mushroom lady.
10:22Oh my God.
10:24It's going to be in my head all day tomorrow.
10:26Wouldn't eat her from God.
10:29It feels like this is God's way of punishing us for being gay.
10:31Then an old favourite made a return.
10:35Wheel of Shimmer.
10:37Oh, I love when they spin the wheel.
10:39I'm going to spin it now.
10:41Okay, which one are they learning on?
10:42Hang Tarska.
10:43Hang Tarska.
10:46I know.
10:47It'll be silly.
10:49Everything on it will be silly.
10:51Look, my problem is my bathroom cupboard, Sam,
10:53and I really need your help to come and fix them.
10:55What?
10:55He's just going through the cupboard, keep or not keep?
10:57Pretty much.
10:58Wow.
11:00How long have you been single?
11:01Look at that.
11:04Talk about decluttering.
11:05Yes.
11:07Hilarious.
11:07It's very watchable.
11:09That was Hang Tarska, and that's our show.
11:12Well done, Sam.
11:13Bye, Sam.
11:14Good night, Australia.
11:15Yo, goodbye.
11:17You can put Sam Pang on anything on Australian TV,
11:20and I'll watch it.
11:31Get him.
11:32Yay!
11:36Ten points.
11:37Saturday...
11:38Hard quiz kids!
11:40That's right.
11:41And love him...
11:42Here we go, Tomo.
11:44...or not.
11:45Tom Gleeson is back.
11:47Welcome to Hard Quiz Kids.
11:48When you'll have to meet him.
11:50Oh, yes.
11:51These contestants are on a long car trip.
11:54Last one to vomit will be tonight's Hard Quiz Champion.
11:57Malik, what was your Hard Quiz topic?
11:59K-pop demon hunters.
12:01K-pop demon hunters.
12:03You would be good at that.
12:04Tonight's contestants include...
12:06Naomi, your subject is Harry Styles.
12:08One Direction, wasn't he?
12:09You look like Harry Styles' older brother,
12:11who's not as successful.
12:13I'm Barry Styles.
12:14Yeah.
12:14And 13-year-old Chase.
12:16Now, you're an expert on Mr Olympia.
12:18Yeah.
12:18Bodybuilding.
12:19Oh, yeah.
12:20Oh, that's a very good flex.
12:23All right, let's play.
12:24Hard!
12:24Let's start with Sianvita and her expert subject,
12:27Young Sheldon.
12:28Young Sheldon?
12:29So I don't know what that one's been.
12:30Young Sheldon is a spin-off of The Big Bang Theory.
12:32Yeah, pretty much a cynically made children's version
12:35of a very popular show for adults.
12:37Yeah.
12:37Yeah, it's a good idea, isn't it?
12:39Oh, my God.
12:40I see what you did there, Tom.
12:41Does anyone else here like Young Sheldon?
12:44I don't think anyone's ever watched it.
12:46Might have the inside track.
12:48All right, let's go, kiddos.
12:49Young Sheldon is narrated by Jim Parsons,
12:52who plays which character in the original show?
12:54Oh, Chase.
12:56Um, Sheldon.
12:57Correct!
12:58We got it!
13:00Stealed.
13:00Your shot's fired.
13:01Nine-year-old Sheldon, Stad George, coaches what sport?
13:05Who does Stealed, Chase?
13:06Uh, NFL.
13:08He's stealing all of her questions!
13:12Isn't Shavita supposed to be the expert?
13:14How does he know all of them?
13:16Did you just say that you didn't watch it?
13:18Might have liked them.
13:19What?
13:20Are you kidding me?
13:21Oh, my God.
13:22Chase is bloody hustling, everyone.
13:24It certainly looks like it.
13:25Chase for the Stealed.
13:27He got it again!
13:30Oh, give her one!
13:32Come on, let's just...
13:33Agency.
13:34Chase for the Stealed.
13:35Nassau.
13:36What?
13:37Who is this kid?
13:39Well, she's not happy.
13:40Oh, she's going to hit him over the head.
13:42Shavita, do you know a lot about Mr. Olympia?
13:47Next set of questions is for Chase on the Mr. Olympia bodybuilding competition.
13:51Chase will know him all.
13:52First Mr. Olympia was won by Larry Scott, was awarded what royal item?
13:57Chase.
13:57A bejeweled crown.
13:59Correct!
14:00Chase is on fire!
14:01Yep, and by the end of his round, he's way ahead.
14:05He can just sit back and not play the rest of the game.
14:07He's through.
14:08Now for Naomi.
14:09Harry Styles, let's go.
14:10Harry made his film acting debut in the movie Dunkirk.
14:13Okay, surely Chase knows nothing about Harry Styles.
14:16Chase with the Stealed.
14:17Wait, what do?
14:18Correct!
14:19Oh, my God!
14:20He's just stealing them from everyone.
14:22The rest of these kids just better go home.
14:23They've got no chance.
14:24Out!
14:24Pretty much.
14:25Out!
14:25Bye, Shavita!
14:27Next, we get to...
14:28Head to Head.
14:29Harry Styles versus the Mr. Olympia Bodybuilding Competition.
14:34Let's play.
14:35Hard!
14:35My money's on Chase.
14:36Let's go, Naomi.
14:38Do it for the girls.
14:38Naomi gets off to a strong start.
14:41Your family.
14:41Correct.
14:42Yes, Naomi.
14:44Chase.
14:44Arnold Schwarzenegger's final Mr. Olympia win while training for what film role?
14:49Conan Barbarian.
14:50Correct.
14:51And keeps the pressure on.
14:53I'm just going to say a dog.
14:56Correct.
14:56Whoa!
14:58Chase.
14:58Mr. Olympia competitors must do mandatory poses to show off their muscles.
15:03Oh!
15:04Is he going to make him do a pose?
15:06Marty?
15:07Yes!
15:08I was going to rip out a few poses.
15:10Ethan, this is going to be you.
15:11I don't know any other poses.
15:13One, two, three.
15:15Back one.
15:16So, first up, we've got the front lat spread.
15:19Hit a pose, Chase.
15:21Dude, this is his fantasy.
15:23Back double biceps.
15:25Nice!
15:26You know what these poses are.
15:28You were posting them on Instagram the other day.
15:30You're going to have your feet wide and you're just going to explode.
15:33God, I love him.
15:35Look, he was so good the other day.
15:37Oh, nice.
15:38I got him in the...
15:39Correct.
15:41I think Chase has got this.
15:42But when Chase misses one...
15:44Incorrect.
15:45Oh, no!
15:47Naomi's in the lead.
15:48Aha!
15:49It comes down to this.
15:51Naomi could win this, guys.
15:52Following a group of bodybuilders in the lead up to the 1975 Mr. Olympia, the film Pumping Iron
15:58shows title contender Franco Colombo destroying a hot water bottle in what way?
16:04I'm going to say crushes it with...
16:08Come on, Chase!
16:08Come on, Chase!
16:09A weight.
16:12Incorrect.
16:13No, Chase lost!
16:15Oh, no!
16:17Which means, Naomi, you are tonight's hard quiz champion!
16:20Yay!
16:22All right, Chase.
16:23Yeah!
16:25Why is he leaving with the muscles on?
16:27He didn't want the mug.
16:28Thanks for trying hard!
16:30That was great.
16:32I like hard quiz kids way better than the adult one.
16:35Yeah, because you can actually get the questions right.
16:51Are you ready for turn four?
16:53Yeah!
16:53Woo-hoo!
16:54Woo-hoo-hoo!
16:55This was not the reaction I was expecting.
16:57Yeah.
16:58Are you positive-minded?
16:59Yes.
17:00Why?
17:00Ten more weeks!
17:02This week on Prime, we watched a new nature series.
17:06Octopus!
17:07There'll be fun facts here.
17:08On the 7th of July in 2010...
17:11Yeah, who put this on?
17:12Spain played Germany in the World Cup.
17:14I watched this.
17:15I got up early.
17:16I was in Spain watching it at Barcelona Airport.
17:20What is...
17:20Puyo!
17:21What does this have to do with octopuses?
17:23That score had already been predicted by...
17:26Paul the octopus.
17:27Oh, yes!
17:29Have you seen this octopus?
17:30This is the octopus that predicted everything.
17:33He would correctly predict eight out of eight games that year.
17:36Eight out of eight.
17:38This thing's a genius.
17:39They're smart.
17:40Crazy smart.
17:42And following the tale of Paul comes another octopus story.
17:45This is Samantha.
17:47Hey, Samantha.
17:49Never know how much I love you.
17:51And that's Geoffrey.
17:52Never know how much I care.
17:54Ooh, Samantha and Geoffrey about to get it on, I think.
17:57Yeah, baby.
17:58After spending an hour in each other's many loving arms...
18:01Oh, wow.
18:01...Samantha strangled Geoffrey to death.
18:03Oh!
18:03Samantha.
18:09Tangly, murderous bitch.
18:10Yep.
18:11First and last time that guy's getting a root.
18:13Soon after, Samantha gave birth to their 96,898 children.
18:18What?
18:19That's a lot of babies.
18:20Hamish.
18:22Martin.
18:23Grant.
18:23Frank.
18:24I don't start naming 100,000 kids.
18:26Millie.
18:27Millie!
18:28I think I'm a little octopus emoji named Dad's phone.
18:32You are.
18:32You are.
18:33And this is Doris.
18:36Doris.
18:37That was the name of my grandma.
18:39Was it actually?
18:40Doris.
18:40Yeah.
18:40Bullshit.
18:41It's true.
18:42I thought it was Grandma Dalton.
18:43Yeah.
18:44Grandma's not a first name, mate.
18:48Oh, Doris is adorable.
18:50Grandma Jackson.
18:51What was her name?
18:51Grandma Jackson.
18:53Yeah, who's Grandma Jackson?
18:53Isn't it bizarre?
18:54You've got two people, mate, related to you, and they're both called grandmas.
18:57Like an octopus-shaped grain of rice, she has to fend for herself, and she only has
19:01a 1% chance of making it to adulthood.
19:04Did they just say only 1% make it?
19:061%.
19:07Oh.
19:08Fun facts.
19:09Jenny is one of California State's foremost experts on octopus behavior and ecology.
19:14Part of her work is to keep an eye on octopus populations in the wild.
19:19And she's just grabbed that.
19:20Did they just kidnap Doris?
19:22This is Doris' distant cousin, Raphael.
19:25Oh, that's a cute one.
19:26You know when people say, oh, look at my beautiful baby, and they show you photos, and it looks
19:29like that?
19:30Let's take a closer look.
19:31Eight arms.
19:33Three hearts.
19:34Three hearts!
19:35Nine brains.
19:36Nine brains!
19:38It's got eight and a half more brains than you, Jed.
19:41Octopuses have roughly 300 million neurons distributed through their arms.
19:46300 million!
19:47We can hear the TV from here.
19:49They have taste buds that cover their suckers, and so they are essentially tasting everything
19:56that they touch.
19:57Wow!
19:58It's like having a tongue under your foot.
19:59Oh, Christ!
20:01Stranger yet, these boneless creatures can contort their bodies any way they please.
20:06They can go into every nook and cranny.
20:08That's creepy.
20:09And many can squeeze through a hole the size of a human eye.
20:12Wow!
20:13This is weird!
20:15No, this is not weird.
20:16This is fun facts.
20:16Oh, and they have a beak.
20:18They've got a beak!
20:19It is very bird-like.
20:21Oh.
20:21Oh!
20:22Oh!
20:22Okay.
20:23You completely get why scientists named it that.
20:26It looks like a bird beak.
20:27Ben, I'm gay, and I know that's not a beak.
20:29Some of them use bipedal locomotion to confuse their predators.
20:33Oh, look at that one!
20:34Oh!
20:35It's running!
20:35And blanket octopuses have been known to carry venomous tentacles from the Portuguese Manowar
20:41and wield them as a weapon.
20:43Whoa, they carried their own nunchucks!
20:45Dude, that is badass!
20:47Some of them change colour too, match them with their surroundings.
20:50He's seeing the blades of grass, and he's turning himself into blades of grass.
20:55He made those up.
20:57What?
20:57Those little horns right there.
20:59That is incredible!
21:01That is freaky.
21:02Super freaky.
21:03This is our underwater director of photography, Luis Lamar.
21:07As it can take weeks for him to get a shot,
21:09Luis spends more time with these creatures than many scientists.
21:13Is there anything about an octopus that's not amazing?
21:15Tell us.
21:16I mean, I remember seeing an animal that was probably 27, nearly 30 feet in length.
21:22Oh, Jesus!
21:23That's huge!
21:24It had suckers like the size of dinner plates.
21:26I know those animals are capable of basically crushing you if you piss them off.
21:31Shit!
21:32That's always kind of in your head a little bit.
21:34Now I feel less bad about eating them.
21:37That was fascinating!
21:39That was so incredible.
21:41Bloody beautiful documentary.
21:42Very different.
21:43It was so random.
21:44Bit of humour, I loved it!
21:46What have you guys learnt so far?
21:47You didn't know that Grandma Dalton...
21:49That Grandma Dalton's name is not Grandma.
21:51Grandma...
21:52It took me a couple of days to get over that.
22:03I heard the bang this morning.
22:05What bang?
22:06You fell out of bed, didn't you?
22:07I did fall out of bed.
22:08How could you fall out of bed?
22:09No, because I was dreaming.
22:11I was playing footy.
22:12But I'm on this side of the bed and I've kicked it like that
22:14and I've just gone straight over.
22:16Jeez.
22:16Keith, you've knocked me out of bed thinking I didn't stop.
22:18It was a beautiful talk.
22:19I'll give you a tip.
22:20That's because you were dreaming.
22:21Mm-hmm.
22:22It's like a giant game of Cluedo.
22:47They normally have big celebs.
22:49I'm so glad you're laughing.
22:50Oh, it's Celia.
22:52Such excitement.
22:53She was in Thursday Mooder Club.
22:55Stephen?
22:56Oh my God, Stephen Fry.
22:58I adore him gay.
23:00Hi, Pamela.
23:01I'm Alan.
23:01Alan Carr.
23:03Gay.
23:03What's that name?
23:04Oh my God, my favourite gay diver.
23:06Amazing budgie smugglers.
23:08Oh, Tom Daley.
23:09That's it.
23:09Oh my God.
23:10I've seen you on TV in Scary Things.
23:12Oh, Jonathan Ross.
23:13Also in Scary Things when they weren't meant to be scary.
23:15He's that guy that's so posh that he pronounces R's like W's.
23:18I've done a lot of escape rooms.
23:20There'll be clues already.
23:21I think that's a speech impediment.
23:22No, no, it's like super posh thing in England.
23:24Look.
23:25What are they doing at a cemetery?
23:27Oh no.
23:27With everybody's name on a grave.
23:30Well, let's hear host Claudia explain.
23:33I'm about to give you the opportunity to survive the first murder.
23:37She's got a very old hairstyle, hasn't she?
23:39Who has a hairstyle like that nowadays?
23:42Buried in each of those graves is a shield.
23:46Look at my hair.
23:47It's like that.
23:48Oh shit, yeah, it is too.
23:49And a shield protects you from murder.
23:52So there's immunity happening already.
23:53Ready, steady, dig.
23:55Wouldn't it be a plot twist if one of them was actually a real grave
23:59and they came across a dead body?
24:02I have a shield.
24:03Jonathan Ross has got a shield.
24:04A really lovely little thing.
24:06Jonathan Ross does not have a speech impediment
24:08but instead uses approximate pronunciation of the letter R
24:11that was once the preserve of the privileged elite.
24:14Really?
24:15Told you, he just is posh.
24:17Blissful and troubled through his sleep.
24:19I'll use 25 letters.
24:20That's how witch I am.
24:22Oh my God.
24:23Boy, Alan's not going to find it.
24:24He goes too slow.
24:24Oh my God.
24:25Oh, you're digging one.
24:26Jesus.
24:26Oh no, it's a rock.
24:27It's a rock.
24:30But five other celebrities do dig up immunity.
24:33That's it.
24:34You can stop digging.
24:36Oh.
24:37Just getting used to it.
24:38Because next, the murderous traitors are chosen.
24:41Oh, here we go.
24:44Put on your blindfolds.
24:45Heads down, thumbs up.
24:47If you feel me touch you on the shoulder,
24:49you are a traitor.
24:51That's the technology we're using.
24:53We're using this.
24:53Jonathan Wasp, who's a traitor.
25:00Kind of terrifying.
25:01Who else?
25:03Who's she?
25:04Oh, young Denny Hines.
25:06See, I'm ready to play the game.
25:07Oh, that's the singer.
25:08Kat Burns.
25:09Jonathan and Kat so far.
25:11Not Alan.
25:12Not Alan.
25:15What?
25:15Alan Carr's a traitor.
25:17That's fantastic.
25:18He's not going to be able to contain himself.
25:21He literally just laughed out loud.
25:23I feel sick.
25:24He can't keep it to himself.
25:25What am I going to do?
25:27Keep your mouth shut, Alan.
25:28Because it's time for the traitors to meet.
25:30I love this bit when they decloak.
25:33I knew it.
25:34I knew you were going to be a traitor.
25:36Where's Alan?
25:40Alan's lost.
25:41He doesn't know where he is in the castle.
25:44Oh my God.
25:45Alan comes skipping in.
25:47What's that, traitors?
25:54He's been keeping that in for hours.
25:56Amazing.
25:57This is the best casting ever.
25:59Your first murder will be in plain sight.
26:02Not with Alan.
26:03Alan would be hysterical.
26:05We can do this.
26:06Poisonous mushrooms.
26:07Yeah.
26:07That'll do it.
26:08Yeah.
26:08Let's get murdering.
26:09To do this, you must find the poisoned black lily.
26:13I was close.
26:14Mushrooms, lily.
26:16Rup your hands with the poisoned pollen and touch the face of the faithful you want to murder.
26:23How's he going to do it?
26:24I'd say you've got an eyelash on your face.
26:26Gee, you're a little cutie.
26:28You said what to me?
26:29I've seen a black lily in the bar.
26:31Trust the gay not to Mr. Black Lillian.
26:33Nice, Alan.
26:34Straight to the bar.
26:36Oh, there's people in the room.
26:37Oh.
26:38Oh, God.
26:40He's going to do the face touching.
26:42I think it's got the ear.
26:43Maybe don't talk about it in public.
26:46He might be the worst trader ever.
26:48I think you could touch someone's face without it being scary.
26:50You're the gay one.
26:51You touch everyone.
26:52Yeah, true.
26:52Yeah.
26:53Because people expect Alan to be like that.
26:55Dramatis.
26:55Yeah, help.
26:57I can't believe they've left me to it.
27:00Come on, Alan.
27:00Do it for the gays.
27:01How the hell am I going to do this?
27:03What am I going to do?
27:05Ah.
27:07Oh, please don't end it there.
27:08Please don't end it.
27:11Ah.
27:12No.
27:13The only problem with this show is it's a weekly drop.
27:15I love this show.
27:18Levitt.
27:18Levitt.
27:18Levitt.
27:18It gets you in, doesn't it?
27:19Yep.
27:20I mean, let's face it, it's the gays that make that show.
27:22Literally.
27:23Who run the world?
27:23Gay men.
27:23Oh, it's on the verge of coming out.
27:41I'll give you 50 bucks if you let me pull it out.
27:43No.
27:43The Tooth Fairy, though, will give you $4, $5 max.
27:46All I've got to do is just go, pull it out, gargle some salt water and you're good.
27:50I hate salt water.
27:52It's going to be really, really interesting to form a band without seeing each other.
27:56Oh.
27:56What's this show?
27:58It's on Netflix and it's called...
28:00Building the Band.
28:02So what's this?
28:03I think it's a singing show.
28:05That's right.
28:0650 singers, each in their own booth, perform to one another to see who wants to form a band.
28:11But here's the catch.
28:12Until they form their bands, they won't be able to see each other.
28:16Oh.
28:17This is Love is Blind, Cross the Voice.
28:19So they're going to hear each other sing and then have to choose without ever seeing each other.
28:23Anything can happen.
28:24Oh my God, it's the dude from the Backstreet Boys.
28:28AJ McLean.
28:29He's the worst of the Backstreet Boys.
28:31Yeah, he was one that no one had a crush on.
28:32Hell yeah, brother.
28:33Let's hear the first singer, shall we?
28:35I see myself in a boy band.
28:38I want an all-boy band.
28:39You can't sleep with the band members, though.
28:41Oh, well then, count me out.
28:43My name is Donzel.
28:44Donzel?
28:45He's going to be good, I can tell.
28:46Because I wish you the best of...
28:50If this was the voice, I would have pressed the button.
28:53All this world could give...
28:56Oh.
28:57So it is like the voice.
28:58I want him.
28:59If they're keen, they glow pink.
29:01I'm just like the way...
29:05Good job.
29:05That was so good.
29:07How many people hit the button for him?
29:0920 people want to be in a band with you.
29:12Yes.
29:1320 out of 50, that's good going.
29:14He's pressed my buttons too.
29:16I'm literally shaking.
29:17Would you want him in your band?
29:19No, I don't think so.
29:20Why?
29:21Because his song isn't like rock and roll.
29:25Who's next?
29:26What's up, y'all?
29:27My name's Aaliyah.
29:28Aaliyah?
29:28She looks like a superstar.
29:30Now my tummy hurts.
29:31He's in love with her.
29:33But for what it's worth...
29:35That's it.
29:35Yeah, I'm Alex Griffin.
29:37Come and they go...
29:38Oh my God, I've been pressing now.
29:41Why aren't people pressing now?
29:43We're hitting buttons, we're hitting buttons.
29:45I would have pressed my pink button for you.
29:47She should be famous already.
29:5228 likes.
29:5428!
29:56More than 50%.
29:57Still an Asian fail.
29:59Okay, everybody, listen up.
30:01The booths are now open for chat.
30:02Oh, chat.
30:04Wait, they can talk to each other?
30:05Oh, this is love is blonde.
30:07What is up?
30:08What about her and Don together?
30:10Yeah, their voices would go really well.
30:12I said put them together.
30:18They're in together.
30:19Honestly, I was thinking of our guy group.
30:21Oh.
30:21But then after I heard your voice, I changed my mind.
30:24I want a mixed group.
30:25There we go.
30:25Oh, here we go.
30:26You had turned for it.
30:27I'm picking you as a bandmate.
30:28Oh, I'm 100% picking you.
30:30I love these two.
30:32Air pinky promise real quick.
30:33Okay, air pinky promise.
30:36Pinky promise.
30:36It's an air pinky promise.
30:38You joined my band?
30:39No.
30:40All right, who's next?
30:41I cannot wait.
30:43What's up?
30:43I'm Landon.
30:44Landon.
30:45Looks like the classic boy band type.
30:47Generic, like One Direction-y.
30:49Yeah.
30:50Baby, can't you see I'm calling?
30:53Great voice.
30:54Don't like him.
30:55No.
30:55Too high can come the dark side.
31:00That's a no from me.
31:01I am I'm Landon.
31:02Hear me press the button.
31:0320 people want to be in a band with you.
31:06Wow.
31:0720 people.
31:08I'm surprised.
31:09And one of them is Donzell.
31:11I need him on my team.
31:12I need him on my team.
31:13I'd be going Landon.
31:14I want to see Donzell, Aaliyah, Landon all together now.
31:19Landon.
31:20Dude.
31:20What's up?
31:21What's up?
31:21Dude.
31:22I don't take anything serious.
31:23Right.
31:24My favorite thing to do is just mess around.
31:26Do you like jokes?
31:27I love jokes.
31:29No, literally.
31:30Bro.
31:30Bro.
31:30Dude, I know.
31:32Dude.
31:32Dude.
31:32I feel like we could get into some fun together.
31:35Man, they're hitting it off, eh?
31:37Full bromance.
31:38I would love to be in a boy band with you.
31:41Oh, Landon wanted a boy band.
31:43Remember Don?
31:44He wanted an all boy band as well.
31:46What about the girl?
31:47Aaliyah, though.
31:48Aaliyah.
31:49No.
31:50No, they're not dropping Aaliyah.
31:52No.
31:52Donzell won't break his pinky promise.
31:54Am I going to break my pinky promise?
31:55Oh.
31:57Don't go against a pinky promise, man.
32:01Let's do it.
32:02No!
32:04Oh, he broke his air pinky promise.
32:06I'm terrified to talk to Aaliyah.
32:08Never break a pinky promise.
32:11Something's about to go down.
32:13Oh, my gosh.
32:15We need time to cool off before he has this conversation.
32:17I'm watching this whole show, though.
32:19Oh, dude.
32:19Same.
32:19I would like to be a part of something like this.
32:22You can't sing.
32:22You can't sing.
32:23If I could sing.
32:25Oh, I brought your carrot with you, buddy.
32:42He won't eat it unless I'm literally holding it,
32:45so I have to sit here watching TV holding a carrot for him.
32:48By the end of it, there will just be carrot everywhere.
32:51He's like, oh, well.
32:51Dad will pick that up later.
32:55This week on Prime, we caught the premiere of a new drama series.
33:00Hotel Castiera.
33:03What country are we in here?
33:05Italia!
33:06That's right.
33:07And this story begins with billionaire CEO A-Ron on holiday with his younger wife.
33:13This feels a bit White Lotus.
33:15Yeah, it does.
33:15But it's not.
33:16So, Dad has remarried a woman that's younger than his daughters, who's clearly in it for the money.
33:21How could she have so much luggage?
33:23Most of the time, she wears so little.
33:26Oh, evil daughters.
33:28Oh, good.
33:29Another life lesson.
33:30She's pretty.
33:31Like an Italian version of Margot Robbie.
33:34Margarita Roberto.
33:35My boys, get your stuff.
33:37You're going fishing with Grandpa.
33:38He's a grandfather.
33:39He's a grandfather sugar daddy.
33:40Look how old he is.
33:41Look how young she is.
33:42Maybe your father might prefer a little peace and quiet.
33:46He's a dirty grandpa.
33:47I'll take you out in the boat tomorrow.
33:49I'll go.
33:50They're a grandmother who's four years older than them.
33:52They all get the Happy Meal on the menu.
33:56Oh, the kids are perving.
33:58I told you she'd be naked.
33:59It's his grandchildren.
34:01Oh, you little creeps.
34:02What are you up to?
34:03I've done that.
34:04Mom.
34:06Uh-oh.
34:06Oh, shit.
34:10Oh, no.
34:11A-Ron?
34:13Where's A-Ron?
34:14A-Ron?
34:15Oh, my God.
34:15The boyfriend slash father slash grandfather has disappeared.
34:19Or he found someone younger.
34:20Well, luckily, hotel fixer Daniel is here to help.
34:23Thank you for joining us.
34:25Who is this?
34:26Oh, that guy.
34:26I've seen him in stuff.
34:27Oh, this is Jesse Williams.
34:28He plays Jackson Avery in Grey's Anatomy.
34:30He is a very attractive being.
34:32Handsome.
34:33He is handsome.
34:34With him or the guy from the Bake Off, who would you rather?
34:36Both.
34:37Or should I just choose one?
34:38Your priorities are noted.
34:39You know, I've actually seen his penis.
34:40Oh, that's interesting.
34:42Okay.
34:42Oh, that's right.
34:43Wasn't he on that stage show where he was completely naked?
34:45Yeah, yeah, yeah.
34:46Well, were we impressed?
34:47It's awesome.
34:48It's so big.
34:49It's so big.
34:51Okay.
34:51You're going to need to tell me exactly where you were.
34:53Well, you know me and the arts.
34:55I love the arts.
34:55I've got to support everyone.
34:56The arts.
34:57The arts.
34:58The arts.
34:58Yeah, yeah, yeah.
34:59This is not out of character for a father.
35:02Everyone's pretty relaxed and we've got a missing persons.
35:04Yeah, dude, it's Italy, man.
35:05Like, they'll get onto it.
35:06I took a nap.
35:07I woke up.
35:08He wasn't back, so I...
35:10So you just left him out there.
35:11I love a murder mystery.
35:13This is a white lotus.
35:15Maybe it wasn't real.
35:17It's so big.
35:17It's so big.
35:18If your dick hangs low...
35:20Does it wobble to and throw?
35:21Can you tie it in a knock?
35:22Can you tie it in a bang?
35:23Okay, enough of that.
35:25Daniel suspects that Aaron may be lying low
35:27to avoid signing a business deal.
35:30What is going on in this Cluedo?
35:32You fake the whole disappearance thing.
35:34How do you disappear in the middle of an ocean?
35:36A deal he never liked but couldn't stop goes south.
35:39Where's Aaron then?
35:40I have no idea where he is.
35:42Maybe the boys picked up something on the drone.
35:44Yeah, duh.
35:45Yep.
35:46And that drone footage unravels the case.
35:48Oh, wait, what is that?
35:50Is that him getting out?
35:51Okay, that capsizes.
35:53Maybe he's just hiding out in the cave.
35:54So Daniel goes to look for him.
35:56Oh, they're going diving for him.
35:58Don't look if he takes his shirt off.
36:00Take it off.
36:02Oh, she's got a suit on.
36:04Too much clothes.
36:05Where's the budget smugglers?
36:06What's going on here?
36:10Oh.
36:10Oh.
36:11It's Aaron.
36:12Wait, what?
36:13Oh, problem solved.
36:15Nothing to worry about.
36:15Let's get on with our lives, everyone.
36:17You okay?
36:18No.
36:18Just been sitting here for a couple of days.
36:20Where you been?
36:20Let's get you out of here.
36:21So he faked his death?
36:23Aaron, you dirty dog.
36:26I'm starving.
36:27What was the purpose of all this?
36:29I tanked a bad deal.
36:30Aaron has faked his own death to tank the stock price, only for him to return stock price
36:36kabooms, and he's in charge.
36:38Sorry, why did he do it?
36:39I don't know.
36:41And that's not the only twist.
36:43I didn't get a chance to thank you.
36:45Oh.
36:46She's going to try and seduce him.
36:48I'm going to get a little something for myself.
36:51You've had an intense couple of days, I don't think we should.
36:55Oh, do it for all of us, babe.
36:56Do it for all of us.
36:57Oh.
36:59Yeah.
36:59Okay.
37:00Yeah, they went through with it.
37:01That's it.
37:02Men just can't keep it in their pants, can they?
37:05Look how easy he is to get, Lee.
37:06Maybe I've got a chance.
37:09That wasn't bad.
37:10Apart from the really obvious storyline, it was pretty good.
37:13She's pretty.
37:13They'd make really cute babies.
37:15No, because I have a theory that two hots make an ugly.
37:17Oh, okay.
37:18If you have a hot and a hot, it's ugly.
37:20If you have an ugly and an ugly, it's an ugly.
37:21But if you have a hot and an ugly, it's a hot.
37:23I don't make the rules.
37:24Just look at your friend's parents.
37:26I was cycling through my emails at work the other day, clearing out my inbox, and then
37:44I came across some training that I got sent.
37:46The training is managing toxic and other employees who have attitude issues.
37:51Felt very attacked.
37:53Attacked or seen?
37:55Validated?
37:55What happens when you take a group of opinionated Australians?
38:01Why don't you just shut your face?
38:02No, we've got to go there.
38:04What is this?
38:04That looks like a roundtable discussion.
38:07I'm Mark Fennell, and this is Tell Me What You Really Think.
38:10Tell me what you really think.
38:11I'm sometimes scared of saying what I really think for means of offending people.
38:15I've done it from birth.
38:16In this series, important health issues are discussed.
38:20The number of adult Australians being diagnosed with ADHD is surging.
38:24What is ADHD anyway?
38:26Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder.
38:28It's like having 20 television channels going in your head at the same time and they're all
38:31equally interesting.
38:32That is the best description I've ever heard of it.
38:35Tonight's guests are all diagnosed with ADHD, including...
38:39Prison reform advocate, Rocket Brother...
38:41Yeah, like, you know we've got ADHD, don't you?
38:44And true crime podcaster, Emily Wett.
38:47This is going to be honesty personified here.
38:49Let's see.
38:49Mark's come with a dinner party quiz.
38:52Inside these fortune cookies are traits that, if the internet is to be believed, are definite
38:57proof that you have ADHD.
38:59I like this.
39:01They're fortune cookies.
39:02It's a trait of ADHD and they're saying if they relate to that or not.
39:06You put off a daunting task for six months and then it only takes five minutes.
39:10Oh my God, that's me.
39:12I think a lot of people would do that.
39:14100% correct.
39:15Yes.
39:16I think this is so cool because a lot of people might not know about ADHD.
39:20People's whole lives are impacted by this disorder.
39:22You often get distracted during sex.
39:24No, no, I'm good.
39:25You can't get distracted in 15 seconds.
39:30Bedsheets.
39:30Bedsheets aren't an eighth man to put it on.
39:34I've like slept on a mattress that doesn't have any sheets on it because I just can't
39:38be stuffed putting them on the bed.
39:40That's me.
39:40Everything they've said so far is me.
39:42Kate, that's you I reckon.
39:44Diagnosing each other on the couch, are we?
39:45We can laugh about all that stuff.
39:47But there's some really dark stuff to having ADHD.
39:50ADHD is a crippling, debilitating mental disorder.
39:55Rocket struggle with ADHD started as a child.
39:58My dad didn't believe in ADHD and he was just like, you're just naughty.
40:03I was just being me.
40:0430 years ago when we were at school, we probably all had ADHD.
40:07You know what they said?
40:08Get in the corner, you're a naughty kid.
40:10In the 2020s, ADHD gets a rebrand.
40:13Top 10 signs of ADHD.
40:15The amount of people I've met recently who have self-diagnosed themselves via TikTok is out
40:21of this world.
40:21At the height of what they call the TikTok wave, in the space of two years, the number
40:25of adults on ADHD meds doubled.
40:28Because it's more widespread in social media, more people will come forward to seek a diagnosis.
40:34So what I would like to find out is, exactly what does it look like to get tested for ADHD?
40:40I want to find out because I might have ADHD.
40:42Mark might too, so he consults a psychiatrist.
40:46In my practice, what I do is I send out questionnaires to people.
40:51How often do you have difficulty concentrating on what people say to you?
40:54I'll just bring it down to, if someone's boring, well, your mind goes somewhere else.
40:58What was that?
40:59There are approximately 11 million questions.
41:04There's probably a question in there that says, did you find the amount of questions in
41:07this too long?
41:08Yeah.
41:09After intensive testing, Mark has some news to share.
41:12I have a confession to make.
41:14He's going to say, I'm ADHD.
41:16I made all of the criteria for ADHD.
41:19Oh, wow.
41:21Congratulations.
41:22Oh, well done.
41:23So you had no inkling?
41:24No, no clue.
41:25Wow, welcome to the team, buddy.
41:27It's a life-changing diagnosis.
41:29Some people feel really empowered when they get their diagnosis.
41:33They have a reason now for how they're feeling.
41:35So what I'm going to do now is I'm going to read you out some things that people say
41:38about ADHD.
41:40What do people say about ADHD?
41:42The pendulum has swung too far and now we're over-diagnosing ADHD.
41:47Yeah, I agree.
41:48I think it is actually over-diagnosed.
41:50No, rubbish.
41:51I don't think that you're going to get diagnosed if you don't have it.
41:55Because it's a brain disorder, it's like, oh, it's over-diagnosed.
41:58If it was heart disease, would you be like, oh, it's over-diagnosed?
42:01Too many privileged and high-functioning people are getting diagnosed.
42:05Yeah, it's really expensive to be diagnosed.
42:08The average between $600 to $1,000 for the session.
42:11It would be good to see people from lower social economic places be able to get the diagnosis
42:17as easy as your rich white lady.
42:19I'm not rich, you know, no, I'm kidding.
42:21Middle class white lady.
42:23I love Rocket.
42:25If there was a pill that would stop you from being ADHD, would you take it?
42:30That's a really good question.
42:31Oh, no way.
42:32My ADHD is an asset.
42:34I would never give up the creative thing for anything.
42:36I love it.
42:37He looks at ADHD like a superpower.
42:39If you said yes to that, that would be changing who you are.
42:41I probably would.
42:42I mean, I love my personality.
42:43I don't think not having ADHD would change that.
42:46I'm a cool person.
42:47She is very cool.
42:49That was sensational.
42:53Just like one of those good Australian shows that gets people talking.
42:56I like shows that bring awareness.
42:58I'm going to see what other ones he's done on what other subjects.
43:01That was really interesting.
43:13Do you know how I had a nosebleed the other day?
43:17Ooh.
43:17Yeah.
43:18Out of both nostrils.
43:20That's unheard of.
43:21Normally it's just one.
43:22No, it was both.
43:22When I was younger, I really wanted to have a nosebleed, so I took my dad's screwdriver and
43:25stuck it up my nose and tried to scratch it inside of my nose so I would have a nosebleed.
43:28I'm Olivia Atwood.
43:30And on Stan this week, Olivia's in search of who's striking it rich.
43:34Oh my God.
43:35In today's all-inclusive sex industry.
43:38No, no.
43:38Ah!
43:41Getting filthy rich.
43:42Oh, this is the alternative sexy ways of earning money.
43:46Okay.
43:46It's got my attention.
43:48And this episode focuses on Findom.
43:51Findom.
43:52What's it stand for?
43:53Financial domination.
43:55What?
43:55Dominating you but not in the bedroom, just your bank account.
43:58So part of my kink is getting rid of my money?
44:01Mm-hmm.
44:02Oh no.
44:03Findom has a reputation for the biggest cash return for the least amount of work.
44:08Really?
44:08Searches for Findom have risen 83% in the last five years.
44:13What?
44:14Well, cost of living crisis, people are starting to find random ways to make more money.
44:18And Olivia's on her way to meet one of these randoms.
44:21Okay.
44:22I just kind of decided to make an account, see how it went.
44:25The first day I made a thousand pounds.
44:27What?
44:27Are you kidding me?
44:28Do you know what we have to do to earn a thousand pounds?
44:30I can't wait to see this.
44:33So what actually happens here?
44:34He's sending nudes?
44:35No, she's doing this.
44:37Press start broadcast.
44:39Okay, who's going to be the first person to send them?
44:43That was only $10.
44:45That was pathetic.
44:46Okay, again.
44:47What?
44:48She just says, give me money.
44:50Give me.
44:51What?
44:52That's weird, right?
44:54The platform takes 20%, the rest goes direct to Anna's bank account.
44:58What platform is this?
44:59I'm at dickhead.com.au?
45:03Yeah.
45:04What the hell?
45:05How much was that?
45:06A thousand.
45:07A thousand dollars?
45:09I never knew that the guys were so dumb.
45:11Fandom is their, like, that's their hobby.
45:14It's an expensive hobby, isn't it?
45:15I just...
45:16I don't get this.
45:18You're not getting a lot of bang for your buck.
45:20You get no bang for your buck.
45:22You do so little.
45:23This sounds like the easiest way to make money.
45:25Do you have a feeling the host is just going to be like,
45:28I think I'm going to start doing this.
45:29I think everyone's going to start doing it.
45:32I'm thinking of starting a page.
45:33The majority of finndoms are female.
45:36Oh.
45:36But I've managed to track down an exception to the rule.
45:39Wait, he's a man getting money?
45:41Bro, look, we've got a chance.
45:43He's even Arab.
45:44He's got a beard.
45:45Maybe we're a niche.
45:47H.
45:48Wow, she's meeting the finndom.
45:50He's not even a hot guy.
45:51Yeah, I've actually, I've got a client coming in today.
45:54Oh, they're going to watch. This is odd now.
45:55You ready to see some shit?
45:56I'm ready to see some shit.
45:58Come in. Don't talk to anyone.
46:00Oh, my goodness.
46:02Footstool now.
46:03Footstool?
46:04What?
46:08Is this erotic to him?
46:10It's a symbol of power.
46:11Power?
46:12In my professional life, I'm always in charge.
46:14Okay.
46:15I don't want to be in charge.
46:16So he works so he can spend the money on this?
46:19Not just this.
46:20Wait, kiss my foot.
46:21Ah! What?
46:23Hurry up.
46:23Oh, my gosh!
46:26Who's into this stuff?
46:28That guy, obviously.
46:30Get the money out.
46:31Oh, my God, he's going to give him money.
46:32Pour some around my feet.
46:34Is this taxable income?
46:36Go.
46:36Go.
46:37Bye.
46:37Where's he gone?
46:38Home.
46:39He's a bit boring today.
46:41How much did that bloke just pay for that experience?
46:44£400 for 15 minutes.
46:46What?
46:47£400 for 15 minutes?
46:49Why go to work for eight hours a day?
46:51I'm joining.
46:52You think I'm joking?
46:53When I start rocking up in different cars and shit, it's that feet money, baby.
46:59Host Olivia is also keen to give it a go.
47:02And here to help her is Demelia.
47:04Nice to meet you.
47:05She's going to have a crack at being a financially dominant person.
47:09So I'll build up a clientele of 10 people a week and they'll all give me a thousand bucks.
47:14You're laughing.
47:14Before I make my own content, Demelia wants to show me what I should be aiming for.
47:19You're taking tips?
47:19I mean, why should I have to pay for anything when there's a loser reject pay pig like you?
47:28So she bullies them until they give her money?
47:31That seems so mean.
47:32I would be good at this.
47:34Now I'm the fin dom.
47:36Hi, loser.
47:37Come on, dickhead.
47:38Give me money.
47:38We want to go out for dinner.
47:40I know you got that spare cash.
47:41Just do send us some money.
47:43Pay me.
47:43I think you'll be good at it.
47:46Bro, I'm the best.
47:48Hurry up and send, loser.
47:50And what did he send?
47:51500.
47:52What's he?
47:53Oh, she's using PayPal.
47:54I was wondering what I should use, either PayPal-wise.
47:58Do you want me to send you a half?
47:59No.
48:00I couldn't possibly accept.
48:02I can't believe this.
48:04You're actually profiting from being rude.
48:08Should we?
48:08That was insane.
48:15I did not know this was a thing.
48:17That has to be the most informative and educational show we've ever watched.
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