00:00Hi, we are the cast of Nobody Wants This, and this is our Hollywood Reporter cover shoot.
00:06Yeah, dude. Sick, brother.
00:08It kind of sounded like a question at the end.
00:10No, I feel like you nailed it.
00:24Tim? Sorry.
00:26That's okay, I'm unprofessional.
00:30Uh, I feel like most likely to break not in a scene is Justine.
00:34Justine, like 8 p.m. hits on any day, and she collapses like a house of cards.
00:45Adam?
00:47Hmm.
00:47I feel like Adam's so professional.
00:50Yes.
00:51And takes it so seriously.
00:53Oh, he's doing it right now, dude.
00:55What the fuck?
00:57I'm so serious?
00:58Wow, that's almost too good.
00:58No, the question was, who's likely to make us break in a scene?
01:02And we said you, and now you're tiptoeing through with a suit.
01:04I'm flattering.
01:04I know, and then you came and proved us all wrong.
01:07With his little roller bag.
01:08He brought you to a photo shoot.
01:11Oh, he's a mensch.
01:12Bye.
01:13Bye.
01:15See you later.
01:15Bye.
01:16I think Kristen makes me break, too, though.
01:22Like, she'll, um, anytime she can, um, she'll grab my ass, or like, for carpet photos, a lot
01:29if we're next to each other, she's like giving a sultry face, but like, in the back of my,
01:33you know what I mean?
01:34So she'll do whatever.
01:34Oh, hold on.
01:34Whatever, yeah.
01:35That's so funny.
01:36HR is calling.
01:37Oh, that's right.
01:38I can't.
01:38What is that about?
01:39Yeah.
01:39Well, I couldn't have called them because I enjoy it.
01:45Tim.
01:45Tim.
01:46Oh, my God.
01:47Tim's like the only person talking on the group thread.
01:50Tim just factored in on the group thread about, like, a totally other trip he went on with
01:54another group of friends.
01:55We don't even know who the friends are.
01:56We don't know who they are, but he was, like, just letting us know that this trip happened.
01:59I was trying to share an emotional moment with my friends and co-workers, and just letting
02:05them know that I was having a good day, and...
02:08It was, like, five paragraphs of text about it, and then nobody responding at all.
02:12We were like, I don't even know what to do, great.
02:14You know what, sometimes...
02:15Thumbs up.
02:15Thumbs up, heart.
02:16It's in the ether.
02:18I was out with some friends, and everybody...
02:20Nobody needs...
02:21You don't need to do the story all over and over again.
02:21You know what, no, you don't get to make that decision.
02:24You don't know what the audience of the Hollywood Reporter video essay wants to hear.
02:28Even on a gulp trip.
02:29Golf trip.
02:30I did.
02:31I went on a golf trip, and within five minutes of me landing, and I think this is why these
02:34things are important, everybody had been very complimentary of my hair, which I was very
02:37happy about.
02:38Within five minutes of landing, everybody was calling me Slim Shady, and asking if eight
02:43and a half mile was my next project.
02:45I think it's just important to be brought down a peg, and I was trying to share that with
02:49everyone.
02:50But apparently, it wasn't, uh...
02:52Well, but I think it was nice of us to continue to bring you down more pegs by absolutely ignoring
02:56the 11 paragraphs you sent to all of us.
02:59Justine.
03:00Justine.
03:01Justine.
03:02Justine.
03:03Justine.
03:04Justine, 100%.
03:05Yeah, Justine.
03:06Justine is messy as fuck.
03:07Uh, no, I just...
03:08Yeah.
03:09Well, not currently.
03:10Happily married.
03:11I have a child.
03:12But I was attracted to older, confident men for a very long time.
03:16Vibe-wise, I think it makes sense.
03:17Yeah.
03:18Tim.
03:19Tim.
03:20Adam.
03:21Or Adam.
03:22Yeah.
03:23Actually, Adam.
03:24Adam took the basketball stuff like a little too seriously.
03:28Yeah.
03:29It would be like a five-second clip in the show, and we'd be working on it for like three
03:33hours, and he'd be like choreographing crazy shit, and you'd be like, dude, this is literally
03:38like a five...
03:39Not even.
03:40Three-second blip.
03:41And you're like, okay, so then I'm going to get on the floor, and you're like, wait,
03:44what is this basketball game?
03:47So I'd say Adam.
03:48Yeah, I would agree with that.
03:49I was just out there trying not to tear an ACL.
03:51Yeah.
03:52Yeah.
03:53You're too old to play.
03:54Too old to play basketball?
03:55Are you kidding?
04:00I mean, somehow I just manage.
04:02Even when I'm like, behave yourself, don't be weird.
04:05It's always like, who?
04:06What if I say?
04:07Would it be jockey?
04:08I don't think it would make it weird.
04:10I think I'd say something like, too dirty, or like, oh, too revealing.
04:15And then it's like, why did I...
04:17Yeah.
04:18Kristen would put it on the table.
04:19Yes.
04:20And be 99% honest, and then Jackie would be 125% honest, and everyone would be like,
04:25I think we have to stop.
04:27Yeah, let's call it.
04:28Kind of call it.
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