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Gogglebox - Season 26 Episode 7
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01:38It's ethereal, isn't it?
01:40Ethereal
01:41I think it just gets empowered girls to kick guys in the nuts a bit more
01:46I remember my time at school
01:48I got nutshotted a lot by girls
01:50and then they just went girl power and did like that
01:54Leaving you in a heap, wondering whatever girl power was
01:57it hurt
02:01Are you sure the sign was that and not that?
02:03Might have been that, yeah
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08:00I hate to say it, but you do.
08:02Because when we stand on the red carpet, this guy has always gone on the left.
08:06Right.
08:07OK, now I didn't realise that when I smile, which I do...
08:11When?
08:11When?
08:12Do you?
08:13I smile from the left, because if I smile from the right, I look unwell.
08:18We have the same side, and we always argue, and you always get the better of me,
08:23and then I just have to think, well, I'll just have to accept
08:25that I'm going to look a dog in this picture, then.
08:27You look a dog either way.
08:29OK, so consequently, I'm smiling...
08:30He's had enough.
08:32I think David's had enough.
08:33This is a load of bollocks, I'm not listening to it.
08:36I'll go and get the fucking car running.
08:39See you later.
08:41Bye.
08:41Bye.
08:44Still don't feel like I know Victoria Beckham.
08:47No, I don't think Victoria Beckham knows Victoria Beckham.
08:51Marks is still on.
08:52You fucking little Vic in there, showing me up like that.
08:55Fucking walking off while I'm trying to say that I do smile when I don't smile.
08:58Fucking making me look a twat.
09:01I don't know if he plays with himself.
09:03Yeah.
09:04Well, when we get home tonight, you're in the fucking spare room,
09:06and we're playing Happy Families while we're at the palace.
09:09Fuck you, David.
09:10In Leeds.
09:14What the hell is this?
09:17Oh, so you found it then.
09:18What the hell?
09:19I thought, he's such a wet wipe.
09:21I thought, what has he done?
09:22Sisters Ellie and Daisy.
09:23I absolutely adore and love you, Tobes.
09:28Kiss, kiss, kiss.
09:31Look, don't you be getting jealous
09:34just because Nat doesn't send you nice, meaningful cards.
09:37I'm going to take a picture of this and send it to Nat.
09:41Nat'll shudder.
09:42I honestly think that you and Toby,
09:45how long have you been together?
09:46A year?
09:47That I think that you two have got more pictures together
09:49than me and Nat have got throughout our entire relationship.
09:53On Sunday night, there were more experts
09:55perusing people's treasures on BBC One.
09:58When we got loads of dolls, some of them might be worth something.
10:01Yeah.
10:03That might be a thing.
10:04If you see them missing, don't ask me no questions yet.
10:08I tell you why I like Antiques Roadshow.
10:11everyone's quite civilised on it and polite
10:15and you know there's no question
10:18there won't be gangs of swearing skinheads.
10:21Yeah, you're obsessed with skinheads, Natty,
10:24but they were a phenomenon of the 1970s.
10:27I know, but I'm frightened of them.
10:28The 70s were about 40 years ago.
10:30I know, but there won't be yobs or hell's angels, skinheads.
10:35What else?
10:36What other yobs are there?
10:37There aren't.
10:37There aren't.
10:41Really fun day out this would be, wouldn't it?
10:43I just collect fridge magnets
10:45and I can't see me ever being able to take them
10:47on Antiques Roadshow.
10:49When you came to my table and you said you had a coin collection.
10:51Right up my street, coins.
10:54What kind of coins is that?
10:56See, I've got coins upstairs.
10:57We need to go through that stash, man.
10:59I thought, oh dear, she hasn't read the blurb
11:01that we don't have a coin specialist or a stamp specialist.
11:04Oh!
11:04I didn't know that!
11:06Well, slap my ass and call me Jill.
11:08A single coin collection can take a day to go through,
11:11so we don't normally look at coins, unfortunately.
11:13Don't you remember, Ellie, when I found that dateless 20p
11:16when all them 20ps got issued?
11:18Yes!
11:18Wrong with no date on.
11:19And I sold it for 70 quid.
11:21Why didn't you keep it?
11:23Young wanted the money.
11:24Tell me what you know about your coin collection.
11:26They look a bit boring.
11:27Yeah.
11:27Well, I went up into the loft
11:29and I opened up this blue ice cream box and found these.
11:33Always in the loft, innit?
11:34It's always something in the loft.
11:36You know, when I go in our loft,
11:37there's a Christmas tree wrapped up in a bin bag up there.
11:39That's all we've got.
11:40Yeah.
11:40She's got a coin collection.
11:41I can see that there are two with Queen Victoria's head on.
11:44Oh, wow.
11:45Queen Vicky.
11:47Dated in the 1800s
11:48and then the rest all seem to be the sort of...
11:51after Queen Victoria.
11:52Oh, so they're from years ago?
11:55George, Edward, all that.
11:56Well, they were, I think.
11:58Well, let's see.
11:58Well, I can tell you in two sweet words exactly what this is.
12:03Thank you for your time.
12:07This is gold bullion.
12:09Gold bullion?
12:10That's what gold is.
12:11As if she's found gold bullion in her loft.
12:14She is quid in.
12:17Oh, she's got a good, I'm shocked face, hasn't she?
12:21These are gold sufferings.
12:22You've got 21 gold sufferings and two half sufferings.
12:26Oh, my goodness.
12:27They're worth a fortune.
12:28The sovereigns!
12:29I've got four sufferings upstairs!
12:32In theory, they are legal tender.
12:34You could spend it.
12:34Stick them in a Coinstar machine!
12:36Yeah.
12:37Now, something that's important is the dating on them
12:40because some of the earlier ones
12:41can fetch more for their collectible value.
12:44So, come on.
12:45For Christ's sake, how much is it worth?
12:47How much?
12:47Do you have any idea of their value?
12:49None.
12:50Absolutely none.
12:51No, none.
12:52It wasn't me.
12:53I didn't put them there.
12:54These, a year ago,
12:56were making ad auction £400 each.
12:58Now they are £5.50 each.
13:02Wow!
13:03Each!
13:03You see?
13:04It's gone up by £150 each.
13:07That's why you mustn't throw away man's things in the attic.
13:09You hear that, yo?
13:12So...
13:12She's adding up now in her head.
13:14Your collection here
13:16is worth the best part of £10,000 to £15,000.
13:19Oh!
13:20Wow!
13:22£15,000!
13:23This is what Antiques Roadshow is all about.
13:26Whoa!
13:28You can't even say wow!
13:30Woo!
13:30Woo!
13:31Right.
13:32Her flabbers have been gasted.
13:34Yeah, I've got coins in here,
13:36but I can't find the fucking key.
13:39I need to find the key.
13:41Izzy, guess how much
13:43that dateless 20p
13:45would have been worth
13:46now
13:47if you'd hung on to it.
13:49Oh, I don't know.
13:50£500.
13:51How much did you get for it at time?
13:53£70.
13:54And how long ago was that?
13:55Oh,
13:5615 years ago.
13:57Right, so now
13:58they're going for
13:59£10,000
14:01on eBay.
14:01Fuck off!
14:03Yeah!
14:04Get lost!
14:05That was my Antiques Roadshow moment!
14:07And you've sold it
14:09for £70
14:09for fags and booze.
14:18In Surrey...
14:20This weekend, Jane.
14:21Yes?
14:22I was with my...
14:24the Dwarf Sports Association.
14:26What are you doing?
14:28And we played Botia.
14:30104 players.
14:31Oh, my God, Jane.
14:32I cleaned up.
14:33Simon
14:33and his sister, Jane.
14:35Simon!
14:36I got...
14:38Look at you.
14:38What are you going to...
14:40I got...
14:42Were you on a roll
14:43or something?
14:44Oh, Jane, I couldn't...
14:45I think I played 20 games
14:46in all
14:47and won 19 of them.
14:49There's only one in the rounds
14:50that I kind of
14:51lost a little bit.
14:52Were people booing you
14:53at the end?
14:53Bronze for the teams.
14:55That's OK.
14:56What do you mean,
14:56booing me?
14:57Well, you said...
14:58It was getting boring.
15:00And the winner is
15:00Simon Minty.
15:01And the winner is
15:03Cyber Minty.
15:03Were they not, like...
15:04You know me.
15:05I'm a humble person.
15:06Oh, God.
15:08On Sunday night,
15:10a Hollywood actress
15:11was doing some
15:11culinary soul-searching
15:13on BBC2.
15:14I never understand
15:15people going to Spain
15:17and they want
15:17to roast dinner.
15:18Well, they're out there, Steve.
15:20I went to University
15:21in Madrid for three months.
15:23Did you?
15:24That's a long time.
15:25I mean, I put on my CV
15:27I went to University
15:28in Madrid.
15:28I did a three-month
15:29language course.
15:30And I immediately said
15:31University in Madrid
15:32on my CV.
15:32Well, you would.
15:34I could.
15:35I should.
15:35I would.
15:35I did.
15:37I'm Eva Longoria.
15:39Oh, I know her.
15:40Eva Longoria.
15:41I used to love
15:42Desperate Housewives.
15:44Sorry.
15:45And I'm exploring Spain
15:46and its 17 regions.
15:48I didn't know that.
15:49I had 17, no.
15:50I have been to
15:51a few places in Spain.
15:53I can never remember
15:54what they call them.
15:55But I've not been there.
15:56It's a little crazy.
15:57Somebody says
15:58an area where
15:58I've been there.
15:59Magaluf.
16:00No, I don't think
16:01I've been there.
16:02No.
16:02You went with me.
16:04Oh, did I?
16:05Oh, yeah.
16:06Sorry.
16:06Oh, look at her.
16:11Look at her in her jeans.
16:12Would you ever look like that
16:14in a pair of jeans?
16:15No, never.
16:15Searching for...
16:22Twain.
16:23Spain, you idiot.
16:25Give me a paella
16:27and some Rioja
16:29and I'm a happy bunny.
16:31Potato buffers is nice.
16:34Hola.
16:35Hola.
16:36You all right?
16:37Javi Estevez
16:38opened La Tasqueria
16:40with a mission.
16:41What is that?
16:42To transform
16:43one of Madrid's
16:44oldest culinary traditions
16:45into high-end cuisine.
16:47Right.
16:48See, anything made
16:49with tweezers,
16:50you just know
16:51you're going to leave
16:51and want a cheeseburger
16:52afterwards.
16:54That's true.
16:55I heard Madrid
16:56don't have a beach
16:56or nothing.
16:58No point going.
16:59Madrid has a long
17:00history of eating awful.
17:02Awful?
17:03Oh, without a bit of awful.
17:05The usually discarded
17:06parts of the animals.
17:07Yeah, rather you
17:08than me, evil love.
17:10They're discarded
17:10for a reason.
17:11Why are we eating them?
17:12This I'm a little nervous about.
17:15What is this?
17:15We are talking
17:16about testicles.
17:17Oh!
17:18I'm out, sorry.
17:19This dish is the bollocks.
17:22You need to try.
17:23Okay, please.
17:24Sure.
17:26Oh, oh, oh, oh.
17:28Can you ask
17:28the bitches
17:29for testicles?
17:31Because I haven't
17:32seen it laid out before.
17:34When we think
17:35in this recipe,
17:36something like a pizza,
17:37okay?
17:37She doesn't look convinced.
17:39No.
17:39Oh, testicle pizza.
17:42You have
17:42the comped cheese
17:43and
17:44some de rei tomato.
17:46That's nice.
17:46Little pizza.
17:47Everything tastes nice
17:48on pizza
17:48apart from pineapple.
17:51LAUGHTER
17:52Oh!
17:56In the water!
17:57Oh, my God.
17:59There's no turning back.
18:00Oh, she could have
18:00at least bitten it
18:01in half, Teresa.
18:02I wouldn't want to.
18:03Straight down the hatch.
18:04Oh, no, she's still chewing.
18:17Mmm!
18:18LAUGHTER
18:18Mmm!
18:21That does taste like sausage.
18:24It tastes like sausage.
18:26That's a bit further up.
18:27LAUGHTER
18:28That's the next cut.
18:30LAUGHTER
18:31Seeing Javi's artistry
18:33up close in the kitchen
18:34has been eye-opening.
18:35I really don't know
18:36what to expect.
18:37And in the restaurant,
18:38he's taking it
18:39to another level.
18:40What's she got?
18:41What's this?
18:42No.
18:44Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
18:47That's what your head
18:48would look like
18:49if it had been
18:49in a deep fryer.
18:51The baby big head.
18:52No.
18:53Oh, I don't think
18:54I'd want that.
18:54Oh, have you seen
18:55the film, babe?
18:56I think Bubbles
18:56a bit worried
18:57her head's going to get fried.
18:59LAUGHTER
19:01Do you knife and fork it
19:03or what?
19:03Surely you don't eat it
19:04like a burger?
19:06Oh, I don't know.
19:07Just cut a bit of the air out.
19:09Yeah.
19:10That'll do me.
19:11Yeah.
19:11I'm actually quite
19:12full off the bollocks.
19:13LAUGHTER
19:14I don't even know,
19:16is it a fork,
19:17is it a knife,
19:17is it your hands?
19:18That makes it less
19:19thin, you still
19:19putting on black gloves.
19:21Yeah.
19:22OK.
19:23OK.
19:24Oh.
19:24Oh!
19:25Oh, no!
19:25Oh, no!
19:26Look at that.
19:26It's making me feel sick.
19:28And then we open...
19:29In the mouth.
19:30And then you find
19:30different parts.
19:31Oh.
19:32Oh!
19:33Oh!
19:34He's ripped it sure enough!
19:35Why do you like
19:36to present it this way?
19:37Because we want
19:38to respect the animal.
19:39Oh, really?
19:40You're just dissecting it
19:41in front of somebody's
19:42ripping the fucking head off.
19:45Oh, my God.
19:46That was crisp.
19:47Oh, look at the crunch
19:48on that.
19:49It's like crispy crackling,
19:50that.
19:51Best bit of pork.
19:53This is truly unique
19:54and I'm so happy
19:55I got to experience it.
19:56Thank you.
19:57Thank you, Shumans.
19:57What's a blessing for me?
19:58Thank you.
19:59I can't imagine
20:00what they're having for pudding.
20:01I don't.
20:01Hairy pie.
20:03Don't ever take me
20:04to a restaurant like that.
20:05Not a chance, Julie.
20:06You know, I fancy now
20:07for watching this packet
20:08of pork scratchings.
20:09No one turns you off food,
20:10does it?
20:11Sorry.
20:16Just ask her.
20:17There is.
20:17Is Shay's enjoying herself
20:18right now in the sunshine?
20:20Shh.
20:21What?
20:22Quiet.
20:23There's no Shay.
20:24Oh, that's so rude.
20:26Sarah and her husband, Andre.
20:29But I'm also happy
20:30that she ain't here
20:31because she ain't
20:31turning up the heating.
20:33That's another thing.
20:36Andre, the house
20:37is too cold, though.
20:38I can't blame Shay
20:39for doing that.
20:40No one ain't touching
20:40our thermostat.
20:41Oh, come on.
20:42And that's why I locked it.
20:43So we've got to put
20:43on our jumpers,
20:44our socks,
20:45our thermal underwear,
20:47everything.
20:48Look, you've got blankets.
20:48Just to walk around the house.
20:49See this?
20:50Blanket.
20:50Put this on.
20:51Electric blanket, too.
20:52You're just stingy.
20:53Everyone's got
20:54an electric blanket.
20:55It's coming up to Christmas.
20:56Don't be a Scrooge.
20:57I'm going to buy
20:57you a new electric blanket.
20:59On Monday night,
21:01there were more cops
21:02in cars catching criminals
21:03on Channel 5.
21:05Don't you remember
21:05when Janae got stopped
21:06for driving it right lane
21:08and she's got a right bollock in?
21:09Yeah?
21:10I've been scared
21:11to driving right lane
21:12since that.
21:12Me too.
21:13I think about that incident
21:14every time I drive
21:15in the right lane.
21:16The most I go
21:17is about 45, 50
21:18and that's bad enough.
21:20I went down
21:20Portobello Street
21:21the other day
21:22and I got cramp
21:23in my foot.
21:23I couldn't get my foot
21:24and I went off
21:25for a speed bump
21:26or me shopping
21:27and I went all over.
21:31It's a miracle
21:32Margaret's never
21:33been pulled by police.
21:34She's the only person
21:35I know
21:36that has to open
21:37the driver door
21:38to reverse
21:38to see better.
21:42Let's catch some perps.
21:44Interceptor Sandra Payne
21:45and Chris Lark
21:46are responding
21:47to a Grade 1 emergency.
21:49Ooh, I can't.
21:50Let's strap in.
21:50We've got reports
21:51of a single vehicle RTC.
21:53Road traffic collision.
21:54It's driven into
21:55the centre of a roundabout.
21:57Oh, no.
21:57Drunk or drugs?
21:59Who put that roundabout there?
22:00Ray once did that
22:02when it was foggy.
22:04What?
22:04You know
22:05the Opel Road
22:06where the roundabout is?
22:07It was thick fog
22:08and he ended up
22:08on the roundabout.
22:09He went through
22:11two sands.
22:13He was lucky.
22:14The next day
22:14we went to have a look
22:15and you could see
22:16his tire track.
22:18Eyewitnesses at the scene
22:19are speaking to the driver.
22:21The male was slurring
22:22his words
22:22asking,
22:23don't call the police.
22:24Can you give me a lift?
22:25No police today,
22:29please.
22:30I'm innocent
22:31but don't call the police.
22:32I know we're making
22:33a joke of it
22:33and a bit of a joke
22:34but that is serious.
22:36Yeah, it is.
22:36He has a bruised forehead,
22:38two bruises above each eye.
22:40Damn.
22:41He had his top off.
22:42Oh.
22:43He had his top off?
22:44Can you imagine
22:44driving topless?
22:47We'd get arrested
22:47just for that.
22:48Yeah.
22:49In decent exposure.
22:51The driver
22:52has ploughed
22:52into a roundabout
22:53and embedded his car
22:54in the undergrowth.
22:55Holy shit,
22:56look at that.
22:56He's lucky,
22:57he's all right.
22:58Look at how mashed up it is.
22:59All airbags have come out.
23:01The interceptor's priority
23:03is finding the driver
23:04who could have
23:05critical injuries.
23:06He's going to be easy
23:07to spot,
23:07semi-naked.
23:08They'd be able to recognise him
23:10because he's got a big bump
23:11on his head
23:11and no shirt on.
23:13Just didn't that
23:13get you out there?
23:17Oh,
23:17could that be him now?
23:18Oh, look,
23:19is that him there, Mary?
23:20Is it a guy
23:20with no shirt on?
23:21Hello, fella.
23:22Hello, you all right?
23:23You need to stay
23:23where you are, buddy.
23:24He's done everything wrong.
23:27Everything you shouldn't do,
23:28he's just done it.
23:29We're a bit worried
23:29about your welfare
23:30because you're
23:31car, haven't you?
23:32Hello?
23:33Have I?
23:34You've crushed your car,
23:35haven't you?
23:35Have I?
23:36I'm just out walking with dog.
23:37Where's your dog?
23:38Off.
23:40I want to make sure
23:41that you're fit and well
23:41and we need to go through
23:42a breath test procedure
23:43on the roadside
23:44and smell alcohol
23:45on your breath.
23:45Oh, he stinks.
23:47Oh.
23:48Deep breath in
23:49and seal your lips
23:50around the tube
23:50and blow.
23:51Oh,
23:52what's it going to go up to?
23:53No,
23:54don't block it.
23:55Don't block it.
23:56You're not blowing
23:56into the machine.
23:57He's not blowing.
23:58He's not blowing.
23:59He's pretending that.
24:01Listen,
24:02there's no breath flow
24:03going through that tube,
24:04so you're blocking it
24:04with your tongue.
24:05I've got asthma,
24:06so I'm trying to blow.
24:07No.
24:08Oh, shut up.
24:09Oh, that old one.
24:10That chestnut.
24:12He's got asthma.
24:13I can't...
24:13I can't...
24:14I can't...
24:14Attempt five.
24:17You understand the concept
24:18of blowing?
24:19I've heard that phrase before.
24:21Yeah?
24:22Blow.
24:22I would tickle him.
24:25I would tickle him
24:26and then he would breathe out.
24:27What the police officer
24:28needs to say is,
24:30look,
24:30we've got a rectal one
24:31that is every time successful,
24:34so you either blow into this
24:35or we'll get the rectal one out
24:36and he'll blow.
24:38Right,
24:38listen to me.
24:40Open your mouth,
24:41seal your lips around the tube,
24:43do not block the tube
24:43with your tongue
24:44and blow.
24:45Well done,
24:46Sandra.
24:46God,
24:47you don't get paid enough
24:48to do that job,
24:49mate.
24:49Okay.
24:50You're not blowing.
24:58He's not blowing.
24:59He's still doing it.
25:00This police officer's got the patience
25:01of an absolute saint,
25:03hasn't she?
25:03Look,
25:04you shirtless shit.
25:05Do it properly.
25:06On the ninth
25:07breathtakingly bad attempt,
25:08they're calling it.
25:10He's arrested
25:11for failing to provide.
25:13Well,
25:13that serves them right.
25:14Well,
25:14they normally do it
25:15after three,
25:16not nine.
25:17I'm pretty cold.
25:18Can I have a jump on this?
25:19I'm afraid
25:19we don't carry spare jumpers.
25:23We're not a wardrobe company.
25:25Don't worry,
25:26yeah,
25:26we've got a load of fashion up.
25:27What do you fancy wearing
25:29on the way
25:29to the police station?
25:30What size are you?
25:31We went to Zara earlier
25:32to get something.
25:33Oh,
25:33do you remember
25:34there was a man
25:35who walked round here
25:36shirtless,
25:37Mary?
25:37Bobblehat.
25:38No.
25:39No.
25:39Bareback Tommy.
25:40Bareback Tommy.
25:41He walked round the village
25:43all round,
25:45round about the lanes,
25:46Mary,
25:47with no,
25:47for years.
25:49Come,
25:49and come rain or shine
25:51without a shirt.
25:52But he did it
25:53for health reasons,
25:54I think.
25:54in the Cotswolds.
26:04Darling,
26:05something that has been
26:05really,
26:06really bothering me
26:07for quite a while
26:07since we've lived
26:08in this house now.
26:09What are you about to say?
26:10How have we not got
26:11a full-length mirror?
26:13What do you mean
26:13a full-length mirror?
26:14Who needs a full-length mirror?
26:15You're a man.
26:15Andrew and his husband Alfie.
26:18When people ask you
26:19the question,
26:19did you look in the mirror
26:20before you left the house?
26:21I'm not a girl.
26:23Who doesn't?
26:24Well,
26:24not me.
26:25Clearly.
26:26OK,
26:26well,
26:27people do always say to me,
26:28why don't you have
26:28any full-length mirrors?
26:29Well,
26:30I've never had them
26:30because I don't use them.
26:32That's maybe why
26:33my socks always never match
26:34anything else.
26:35It's always time to start.
26:37OK.
26:37It's my birthday coming up.
26:39You want me to dress properly
26:40for your birthday?
26:41No,
26:41I want a mirror.
26:42Then we can work on that.
26:44On Friday,
26:46it was a common complaint
26:47that united us
26:48on BBC News.
26:50These crackers
26:51have gone soft.
26:53I did think
26:53they might be
26:54when you started
26:54buttering them off,
26:55but I just didn't say,
26:56oh.
26:57Do you think
26:57the news is getting better
26:59in the last few days?
27:00Oh,
27:01it is,
27:01surely.
27:02I think it is
27:03getting a bit better.
27:05That's what
27:06they want you to think.
27:07Now,
27:07if you've experienced
27:08problems using a parking app,
27:10you're not alone
27:11because three-quarters
27:12of motorists have.
27:13I'm one of them.
27:14I've had enough
27:15problems with the parking app.
27:16Oh,
27:17I love it.
27:18I love it
27:18when there's stories
27:19about everyone
27:20being annoyed
27:20by the same things.
27:22Yes.
27:23But now,
27:23the RAC
27:24is calling for drivers
27:25to have several options
27:26and not be forced
27:27to pay online.
27:29I agree.
27:29I agree.
27:30The problem is
27:31with this
27:31is that nobody
27:32accepts or carries cash
27:33anymore.
27:34We're in a cashless society.
27:35That's insane.
27:36Other options are cash
27:37and no one has that.
27:38The British Parking Association
27:40says it's working
27:40with providers
27:41to make apps easier.
27:43Yeah,
27:43it's a right nightmare.
27:44I must have about
27:45seven different
27:46parking apps.
27:47I thought I was
27:48just an old man
27:49that annoyed me
27:50but I'm guessing
27:51it's the same problem
27:52for near enough everybody.
27:54You've parked,
27:55sometimes a challenge
27:56in itself.
27:56That's true.
27:58Then comes
27:58the life-shortening tedium
28:00of working out
28:01how to pay.
28:02It is life-shortening,
28:03you're right.
28:04It is actually
28:05life-shortening.
28:06Look at all
28:07the information,
28:08so much stuff
28:09to read.
28:10The problem is,
28:11right,
28:11on these apps,
28:12it'll have a number
28:13there like
28:1384256,
28:15you put that in
28:16on the app
28:16and it goes,
28:17not recognised.
28:19That set up
28:20that system
28:21to fail,
28:22yeah,
28:22because they're
28:23robbing bastards.
28:24Get the cash in.
28:25I tell you what,
28:26at least Dick Turpin
28:27wore a mask.
28:27Do you have
28:28the right app?
28:29Do you really
28:29have to scan
28:30a QR code?
28:31No, you don't.
28:32There's a scam
28:33going around
28:33where they put
28:34fake QR code
28:35stickers over
28:36the real one
28:37and it's scammers
28:38stealing your money.
28:39So you stand,
28:40baffled and frustrated
28:42by technology
28:43that's meant
28:43to make things easier.
28:45Look at this,
28:45this is us.
28:47Margaret's buggered
28:47she has to drive home
28:48when it's a parking app.
28:49Yeah, she can't use them,
28:51can she?
28:52There is some
28:52good news on the way.
28:54Ooh, good news.
28:55A new initiative
28:56called the National
28:56Parking Platform
28:58should allow motorists
28:59to use any app
29:00in any car park.
29:01Yeah, and I think
29:02that's a good thing.
29:02That's decent.
29:03Glimmer of hope.
29:04Oh, we're so grateful.
29:06For some,
29:07cash remains king.
29:08I think cash is king.
29:10It's just easy.
29:11That's me, look.
29:12I've always got
29:13some coins in the car, Mary.
29:15And motoring groups
29:15are urging providers
29:17to continue to offer
29:18a range of ways
29:19to pay.
29:20He can't use that either.
29:23He's in his wallet
29:24as a supervisor.
29:25Oh, he is modern technology.
29:26I know, I mean,
29:28well, I was buggered
29:30when they put computers
29:31in work.
29:32I thought, oh, God,
29:33here we go.
29:35In Leeds...
29:37Do you want
29:37my Tinder Prime?
29:39I mean, obviously,
29:39I can't use it
29:40other than I've spoken for.
29:42Give me your Prime.
29:43But I get it free
29:44with my bank.
29:45Best friends,
29:45Danielle and Daniella.
29:47I was thinking about
29:48getting a T-shirt printed,
29:50right, that says...
29:51Call me, please, I beg.
29:52Single.
29:5440.
29:55In brackets.
29:56Can you believe it?
29:57Close bracket.
29:59Erm.
30:00Likes dogs.
30:01No kids.
30:02Open to kids.
30:05How big is this T-shirt?
30:06It's gonna have to be
30:07fucking massive, isn't it?
30:08Just get a T-shirt dress.
30:09And then I'll put my
30:10Insta handle on the back.
30:12DM me.
30:13Shag me.
30:14Or that.
30:14On Monday night,
30:20we were back on the beat
30:21with the boys and girls
30:22of Belfast on the BBC.
30:25I've got to get into this, Lee.
30:27Why?
30:27Because I do.
30:28And you've seen
30:29Blue Lights before.
30:30Yes, of course I have.
30:31Alright.
30:32Can I get you
30:33a Malteser, sister?
30:34Well, that would be
30:35very nice, thank you.
30:36I've got one there.
30:39Is she set in Belfast?
30:41I actually know
30:42a bloke who's Irish.
30:43Oh, really?
30:44No, no, O'Reilly.
30:467-2 from Uniform.
30:47We have a domestic call
30:48on Hady McLean Street.
30:50Appears to be from a child.
30:52A child?
30:53Oh, my God.
30:54See, triggered already.
30:55Listen, that's the home
30:57of a police officer.
30:58Be aware there's a registered
30:59firearm at the address.
31:01What do you say
31:01is the home of a police officer?
31:03The police officer
31:04is gonna shoot somebody.
31:05I don't know.
31:06Oh, do I know
31:06the young girl's
31:07on your fucking rug-up?
31:08Alright.
31:09Oh, that's the same doorbell
31:13as Michelle's.
31:14The ring doorbell?
31:15Yeah.
31:18Hello?
31:18He don't look very happy,
31:19does he?
31:20We've had a call
31:21from this address.
31:23There must be
31:24some mistake.
31:24It was from a child.
31:26Are there children
31:27in the house?
31:27He looks dodged,
31:28doesn't he?
31:28Yep.
31:29Nobody from here
31:30has called the police.
31:31Really?
31:31Oh, I don't trust him already.
31:33I don't know why.
31:34There's something
31:34about his face.
31:35May we come in?
31:38Get in that house.
31:39I'd go,
31:40who's called
31:40a child?
31:41Erwin!
31:43Listen,
31:44hold on a minute.
31:46Will you?
31:46Hold on a minute?
31:47Why?
31:48Chief Inspector
31:48of Bonding.
31:49Neighbourhood.
31:50So,
31:50can we come in?
31:53Oh my God!
31:54That's what I say.
31:55Chief Inspector.
31:56Sorry,
31:57but we'd still
31:58like to come in.
31:58Yeah, good.
31:59Ashlyn,
31:59step in there, girl.
32:01Tell him I'm coming in.
32:05Oh, spooky children.
32:12Oh, what was this?
32:13Oh, is this his wife?
32:16What's going on?
32:17It's all a bit frosty
32:18in the house, isn't it?
32:19You can feel the eggshells.
32:21Apparently,
32:22they got a call
32:22from this house
32:23from a child.
32:24I have no idea
32:26what's happened to her.
32:27She looks petrified,
32:28doesn't it?
32:28Yeah.
32:29He looks guilty, mate.
32:30He looks shady.
32:31He's very guilty
32:32and she's trying to,
32:33she's going to try
32:33and cover up for him.
32:34Uh, Olivia was
32:36saying that yesterday
32:37a police officer
32:38came out to her classroom.
32:40She was in the living room
32:41a while ago.
32:42Um,
32:43Plenna came on my phone.
32:45No.
32:45Not buying it.
32:46There we go.
32:47Not buying it.
32:47Nah.
32:48Not buying it.
32:48Not buying it.
32:49Mm-mm-mm-mm.
32:49Oh, they're making
32:50a story up here,
32:51aren't they?
32:52Do you mind
32:52if I talk to her?
32:53Oh!
32:54That's it, Ashley!
32:55That's it!
32:56I know they're
32:57just going to talk to her.
33:00Oh, use authority
33:01to go and speak
33:01to the kid.
33:03Uh, here she is.
33:04Oh, God, look at her.
33:06Hey, sweetie.
33:07Now, uh, Olivia,
33:09um, you called
33:10the police by accident
33:11on Daddy's phone,
33:12didn't you?
33:13Oh!
33:14She's coercing her
33:15what to say.
33:16Mm, you called him
33:17by accident
33:17on Daddy's phone,
33:18didn't you?
33:19We just wanted him
33:20to make sure
33:21everything was all right.
33:22Are you OK?
33:23Doesn't look all right,
33:24does she?
33:25Well, how does she
33:26take it further?
33:28She's in a difficult
33:29position, Aisling,
33:30isn't she?
33:32Oh, side eye to Dad.
33:34Yeah.
33:35Dad's a rotter.
33:36She's scared of saying
33:37anything because of him.
33:38What do you say,
33:38Olivia?
33:39Sorry.
33:40Aw.
33:41Oh, Christ, man.
33:43It's grand.
33:44Don't worry.
33:45These things happen.
33:48You see,
33:49he's so controlling,
33:50isn't he?
33:50Lock him up!
33:52Lock him up!
33:54I don't trust
33:55that man's big looming head.
33:56No, I don't.
33:57The energy's off,
33:58isn't it?
33:58Taser him!
33:59Excuse me,
34:00what did you say
34:01your name was again?
34:02Angela?
34:03Oh!
34:05She said Angela!
34:05That's the code word!
34:06Yeah, that's the code.
34:07Ask Angela!
34:08Why?
34:09Who's Angela?
34:09If you're ever
34:10in trouble at a bar
34:11or you need help,
34:12it's ask for Angela!
34:14Oh!
34:16She just asked for Angela.
34:18Oh!
34:20She did!
34:21Maybe it was a mistake.
34:22It wasn't a mistake, Tommy.
34:23That was not a mistake, bro.
34:24Like, come on, my guy.
34:26Oh, Tommy, come on.
34:27Tommy, you're not much
34:28of a cop, are you?
34:29Aisling, what can we do?
34:31I mean,
34:32we didn't see
34:33anything suspicious.
34:35Yeah, but she's asked
34:35for Angela.
34:36You've got to help her.
34:37Like, nothing.
34:38He's going to hurt them.
34:39Yeah.
34:40I know he is
34:41because I can tell
34:42the look on him,
34:43he's going to give him a clout.
34:44Later,
34:45with her concerns
34:46going unheard,
34:47Aisling took matters
34:48into her own hands.
34:52Oh, she's out.
34:53He's out of the house.
34:54Maybe she'll see a silhouette
34:55of malpractice.
35:01No, she's going in!
35:03This is a situation
35:04you've got to be right about.
35:05Yeah.
35:05As if you are wrong.
35:07You're fucked.
35:08Yeah.
35:11Listen,
35:12I can hear him shouting.
35:14I told you, you stupid bitch!
35:15I told you!
35:16I knew it.
35:17Yeah.
35:17He's a piece of shit.
35:19She was right.
35:20She's followed her instinct.
35:21She was right.
35:21Oh, get some back up!
35:23Over here, guys!
35:25Oh, God.
35:26Oh, that poor woman.
35:28Oh, my God.
35:29You know what?
35:30Scum.
35:32Hurry the fuck up!
35:34What's he going to do?
35:36He's not going to hit her, is he?
35:37He's going to beat her up.
35:38Turn her right!
35:39Oh, my God!
35:40He's choking her!
35:42No, no, no.
35:45She's going in.
35:46Go on!
35:47Oh, she's off duty, though.
35:48Go on, Aisling.
35:48Don't matter.
35:50Go on, Aisling.
35:51Go on, Aisling, she's in deep shit now.
36:01Deep shit, Aisling.
36:02Oh, that was quite harrowing, that, wasn't it?
36:05You know what?
36:06That's normal day-to-day for some people, you know?
36:09Too many people.
36:10Bloody hell.
36:11You know, he's very lucky that she opted for the baton and not the gun.
36:15Well.
36:15Because if that were me, I'd have got in that back door and shot his cock off.
36:19I just don't think blowing somebody's cock off's the answer.
36:23Well, it is for me.
36:24We'll have to agree to disagree there.
36:35In Blackpool...
36:36Tell you what, I got woken up this morning.
36:38Eva.
36:39Pete and his little sister, Sophie.
36:42She accidentally kneed me in the groin this morning, trying to wake up.
36:46She was doing the whole, I'm going to go and wake Daddy up, Mummy.
36:48and I thought, I thought, I'll play it, I'll play it, I'll play it like him asleep.
36:53But she jumped on the bed and come up to wake me up and she was going to,
36:57and she just went,
36:59Good morning!
37:03And I'm like,
37:03Daddy's definitely awake.
37:07Oh, I'm up.
37:08On Saturday night,
37:11the remaining celebs were donning their dancing shoes on BBC One.
37:15Hooray!
37:15Hooray!
37:16Can you do the hits?
37:17Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
37:22Can't be anybody of this on a Saturday.
37:23I know where else I'd rather be.
37:25Well, probably at home with a missing kid's boy.
37:27Để không bỏ lỡ vào
37:31My thật tượng
37:33Anh em đến
37:36Anh hãy Thorac Sánu
37:37Anh có lợi vàSHI
37:37Anh có lợi hạ lạ em
37:39Anh có lợi hạ lạ
37:40Đói nghe các bạn
37:40Anh có lợi nó
37:41Nói nghe các bạn
37:43Anh có lợi thật
37:44Mà lại là
37:45Vì Vì Vì Vì Vì Vesson
37:47Đói nghe các bạn
37:48Rất liệu
37:48Vì Vì Vì Vì Vì Vì Vì Vì Vì
37:50Vì Vì Vì Vì Vì tồn
37:52Thế
37:52Vì Vì Vì Iòi
37:54Vì Vì Vì Vì Vì
37:54Vì Vì Vì Vì Vì Vì Vì Vì Vì Vì
37:572
37:581
37:59Thunderbirds are gold
38:02Oh, I thought there was actually wear puppets
38:07No, there's the people, Mary
38:09Those are the contestants
38:10Yes
38:14This would be ideal for Ross
38:16Because he's very wooden
38:18They've played into his strength, haven't they?
38:24Look at the belly
38:25Could he have his chest out a bit more, please?
38:32There's not really much going on, is there?
38:34It's more like a march, isn't it?
38:35Yeah
38:36He's a bit wooden-poo-bugger, isn't he?
38:38He's a bit Scottish, so we have to say
38:40Yeah, come on, Ross!
38:42No, no, anyone could do that
38:55This isn't dancing, is it?
38:56No
38:57Let's be honest
38:58I can't believe I'm watching this, so bad
39:03Have they had a week doing this?
39:08He was airborne for a minute there!
39:10He was airborne!
39:11I mean, what kind of dance is this called?
39:13Shit, that's what it's called
39:15Yes, Dan!
39:21You've been stunned by that, haven't you?
39:26Do you know what the best bit about it was?
39:28It finished
39:29Yeah
39:30In Leeds
39:34I cannot believe how long Nat was at yours yesterday doing them radiators
39:40Honestly, I were mortified
39:41And that he came home and says to me, have you got anything for me to eat?
39:47I says, well did Izzy not feed you?
39:49Sisters Ellie and Izzy
39:51I'd made the dinner
39:52I said, shall I plate you some up Nat?
39:54Do you want me to plate you it up and you can take it home?
39:57No, thank you
39:58No, no, no, no, no, no, no
40:00As if there were a full Sunday dinner
40:02On offer
40:03Roast chicken hot out of the oven
40:05And he said no
40:06I know
40:07And do you know what he says to me when he got in?
40:09Well I thought you'd have been to the shop and got us some
40:11I had not been to the shop
40:13Well I knew that
40:14I hadn't got anything
40:15I knew you better than Nat knew you in that moment
40:18Hence me trying to false feed Nat chicken
40:20And do you know what he ended up having when he got home?
40:22What?
40:23An omelette
40:24How depressing
40:26This week we caught up with the misfits from MI5 on Apple TV Plus
40:31The only bad thing about Slow Horses I think is it's not on every night
40:36Because it's so wonderful
40:38We're spoiled for dramas at the minute, especially with Slow Horses, aren't we?
40:42They're like buses
40:43Who wants to go out when that's on?
40:45You've got to hunker down, get the winery, get the snacks there and just watch it, ain't ya?
40:52Mmm
40:56Oh my gosh, you're going to blow his head off?
40:58You're going to blow his head off on stage?
41:00That's one of the mayor candidates, isn't he?
41:03Yeah
41:04You're going to blow his head off, he said
41:09Vote Dennis Gimble
41:10He's one of the candidates
41:11Yeah
41:12So there's two rallies going on today
41:13And they don't actually know which one the shoot was going to
41:19Conway Hall, weren't we, didn't we have a wedding reception in there?
41:22We did
41:23We did
41:25We did
41:26We did, didn't we?
41:27Yeah
41:32So is that two of the Slow Horses?
41:34River and Co
41:39There's a lot of bald heads, innit?
41:41Yeah
41:42Is this the far right type of camera?
41:44I think this is the far right, oh yeah
41:46All right, let's check the sight lines
41:48It's an auditorium and a stage, so it's one big sight line
41:51The scoping out the joint to see where the assassins could be
41:55Mm-hmm
41:56See where the threat is
42:01This is the rival event darling, this is the Jaffrey event
42:04It's a bit of a different environment
42:05It's a bit of a different environment
42:06Very different
42:07Yeah
42:08Very different
42:09We need to sit through his speech
42:11Little being bland but inoffensive
42:14Shirley and Standish
42:16They've gone to the other venue, haven't they?
42:17So they've sent the two women to one and the two blokes to another
42:21Where's the centre, isn't it?
42:22Oh
42:26Oh, who's that?
42:27Oh, hang on, hang on, what's going on?
42:30What this?
42:31She's spotted a rat, ain't she?
42:33She's shit-hot on spotting these
42:35Astute as ever, oh, Shirley
42:36She is, yeah
42:37We haven't got you down
42:38I got the call from maintenance
42:40It's the shooter
42:41Yes, it is
42:42There he is
42:43They were on the telephone earlier saying he was going to blow someone's head off
42:47Lighting the ladies' toilets
42:48Broken
42:49They're not going to let him in, surely?
42:50Well, they wouldn't have a TV show if they didn't let him in
42:53Well, at least now we know which rally the assassination's going to take place at
42:57Yeah, it's going to be Jaffrey's, isn't it?
42:59Okay, fine
43:02Oh, no, no, no, no, no
43:043N, good for them
43:05No, lax
43:06Lax, lax security
43:07Please, Shirley, I hope you're following him
43:09She's definitely on him
43:10Yeah
43:11Yeah
43:12There's Jaffrey, oh, bloody hell
43:17Oh, no, he's about to come on stage
43:19Come on stage
43:23Oh, oh, oh, what's she seeing?
43:24What's she seeing?
43:25What's she seeing?
43:26Oh, there's a shadow
43:31Oh, my Christ
43:35No
43:36It's got a bullseye view from there
43:41What?
43:42Right, she's got to do something now
43:43Come on, Sandy
43:44Come on, Sandy
43:45She's got to do something now
43:46Why do you hate motorists?
43:48You wanker
43:49Yeah
43:50That is it had to do with it
43:51Call him a wanker
43:52Call him a wanker
43:53Throw your water at it
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45:02Oh, he's off. He's off. That's fast
45:04Don't go in all guns blazing, River. Just chill, chill
45:08lit li
45:08Oh, shit!
45:12No, no, no,еров Embra, you've got the wrong man. Stop it now
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