Having been caught gambling during a surprise army inspection by a high ranking officer who wants to cut the number of troops gaining promotion in the ranks, Ted and Jock - considered two of the more hopeless cases - are given a seemingly impossible mission by their superior officer. In order to make officer grade, they must gain entry to a exclusive party hosted by the anti smoking Lady Cormorant - a snobbish woman who is very particular who she allows into her home - and in the process have their photos taken with her smoking a cigar as proof. Failure to do so will lead to their dismissal! How are they going to manage it?
Starring John Hewer, Anton Rodgers, Susan Stephen, Richard Caldicott, Mona Washbourne, Austin Trevor, Julian Orchard, Peter Illing, Ferdy Mayne, Inia Te Wiata, Leon Cortez, Anthony Woodruff, Valentine Dyall, Larry Dann, Frank Thornton and Larry Noble.
