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00:01This programme contains frequent, very strong language from the outset and adult humour.
00:18The thing about life...
00:22You've got to grab it by the fucking balls.
00:25At the end of the day, there's two types of people in this world.
00:31There's the fucking losers.
00:34And that's the fucking winners.
00:37And Ronnie Croft...
00:40Ronnie Croft is a fucking winner.
00:44Satisfied?
00:45Oh, I will be satisfied until you take me right here, right now.
01:06I said wake up!
01:07Get your things. You're going home, you loser.
01:10What happened?
01:19The best things in life are free...
01:22You filthy deviant, Susan, it's a party like it's 2006.
01:262006? Fuck off. Is that how long ago we were at school?
01:30Yeah.
01:31Yeah, we're old, mate. We're very, very old.
01:32Tomo, what do you need a business card for?
01:33Jesus fucking Christ, have you not noticed?
01:34We're balls deep in a fucking rebrand, love.
01:36Have you not seen your mother? She's a Bavarian beer wench, look.
01:39Go on, give us a jiggle. Love that too much jiggle.
01:42Now that Ernst is a secret investor,
01:44I've had to German the place up a bit, haven't I?
01:46Bringing new faces through the door, crucially,
01:48because I don't want to remind you,
01:49but I am the man who was voted most likely to be a millionaire in year 11.
01:54And the man that shat himself in year 8.
01:56Shut up and have your shots!
01:57Yes!
01:58Cheers!
01:59Sláinte!
02:00Oh my God, I'm so excited!
02:01You didn't even go to our school.
02:02Well, night out's the night out, innit?
02:03And has Vin not come in?
02:04No, it's too painful.
02:05You know, going back without Dylan.
02:06Yeah.
02:07JJ!
02:08What's wrong with you?
02:09Sonny's ill, so I was just up all night.
02:10Listen, are you sure you just don't want to go on your own?
02:11This is the first night out we've had in ages.
02:12You promised me a good night.
02:13JJ!
02:14Stop your whining and get a bratwurst down your mouth!
02:15Give yourself a semi!
02:16Oh!
02:17No, no, no, no, no, no.
02:18Fuck the right off out of it.
02:19No, have you told him Maria?
02:20No, it wasn't me!
02:21Why didn't you tell me that you was in town?
02:22Because why would you?
02:23Why would she have a salary?
02:24You wouldn't.
02:25You would.
02:26Do you know what?
02:27I'll just go to my house.
02:28I'll just go to my house.
02:29I'll just go to my house.
02:30But you're so happy.
02:31I'm so happy.
02:32How was that?
02:33You're so happy.
02:34I'm so happy.
02:35I'm so happy.
02:36I'm so happy.
02:37I'm so happy.
02:38You're so happy.
02:39You're so happy, knowing that's what I'd done with you.
02:42Oh, shit.
02:43I'm sad.
02:44Oh, I'm so happy.
02:47be happy to accept me bag of gifts and i'll be on my fucking way okay what you went about good one
02:53eric it's ronnie croft's 39th voyage around the sun yeah bunny cross birthday today so me and you
03:01why don't we go out we'll have a nice little dance we'll paint the town blue come on fine fine no
03:08eric it's his birthday a key component of going back to your old school and proving to everyone
03:12that you are in fact now a very very big dog is not to bring a hunt like ronnie croft with you
03:18whoa wait wait what do you mean you're going back to school why are you going back to school let's
03:21go reunion all right technically he did go to that school so he is allowed to go i'd just rather he
03:28didn't okay but listen to me now right you do not embarrass me tonight when have i ever embarrassed
03:42i've always been this what is that smell that ashley is tipex and semen the scent of youth let's get
03:51smashed come on sugar come on hello ashley dennings as i live and breathe or should i say holly's answer
04:05two mal and brandon mrs lee my old drama teacher how are dull oh god let's have a drink come on
04:17and when your pastry is all golden and tight over your meat reach in and slide her out of the oven
04:25uh
04:41on fire vincent humanity has gone to shit and we don't need you wasting good pies now do we
04:48no now be a good boy and grab us a couple of folks there's been a development with kittens
04:55So after the buyout, me and the wife decided to up for six,
05:02half our time here, half our time in New York.
05:05Oh, yes, New York. I'm always over there.
05:07Really? Which bit?
05:09Just, er, everywhere.
05:11What about business? Not still flogging gobstoppers?
05:15Yeah, I see. I'm a long way past Convictionary now, sweetheart.
05:19Yes, sir.
05:19Actually, I own the Rat and Cutter.
05:21In town. Yeah, yeah.
05:22Also recently acquired a gastro-establishment.
05:26Right, who wants another bratwurst?
05:30Big plant.
05:36I think about your performance in Evita.
05:43Once a week, those thighs really did tell a thousand words.
05:47Tell me you still perform.
05:49Well, I've been developing a YouTube personality.
05:52With thighs like those.
05:56Her body was destined to be in a leotard on a stage, actually.
06:04Tell her, tell her.
06:05Whoa, whoa, whoa.
06:06Is that Bruno Hodge?
06:08You're not going to set fire to all those bins.
06:09Oh, smile, Erin.
06:11Don't need to hang rats outside your house.
06:13Hello, right.
06:15Right, and...
06:16No, no, no.
06:16Come on.
06:19So that's like actual fruit, yeah.
06:22That's all right.
06:22And it's...
06:23Oh, fuck, yeah.
06:24Oh, fuck, yeah.
06:24Oh, fuck, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
06:35Oh, no.
06:38Hey.
06:39I want Nick in anything.
06:44I wanted to put the...
06:46No, no, no, no, I don't give a shit.
06:47I don't give a fuck.
06:51He's not here anyway.
06:52Just a packet of ciggies and a book on overcoming intrusive thoughts.
06:56Oh, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
06:59Yeah, I mean, that's me, yeah.
07:01I, er, I heard you're really successful now.
07:03You're hedge fund manager of summer.
07:05My hedge fund manager, yeah.
07:06There's just hedges all over the gaffer trim.
07:08My water, they make kind of just like
07:24Oh, my fucking god.
07:25This is suddenly the best birthday over there.
07:26Meet me in the science lab. Ten minutes.
07:36He's deigned to offer a peace meeting tomorrow, 7pm,
07:418th floor of the JSB car park in Manchester.
07:44A car park?
07:46What did you expect, sweetheart?
07:48Patricia's patisserie?
07:50She charges extra fruit milk.
07:52All I'm saying is a car park, it doesn't feel peace-ish.
07:56It feels a little bit...it feels a bit stabby.
08:00Exactly.
08:02Which is why I need you to drive me there.
08:04Oh!
08:05Besides, that is only the first half of my plan.
08:10What's the second half?
08:13Just in case Miss Kittens decides to do something stupid,
08:19you're my backup.
08:22Oh, fuck! No! No!
08:25Dude! Christ, on a fucking bike!
08:27No! I am zen now, alright?
08:30Crystals and stupid shit like a zen...zen...
08:33Look, green tea!
08:34You owe me, Vincent. You owe me.
08:37Do you remember?
08:39I did not save your life just for you to be ungrateful.
08:44I'll be back tomorrow afternoon.
08:45Just make sure that you're ready to go.
08:47Mmm.
08:50So what about Mrs Longworth? Is she still here?
08:53Yeah.
08:54She's dead too.
08:55Aww.
08:56They're all dead now.
08:57Mr Albury, Mr Jackson, Mr Trealty.
09:00At least you're not dead.
09:03I'm waiting on some test results.
09:06Oh, God.
09:07Well, talking about Deather.
09:09I was sorry to hear about Dylan's passing.
09:12Aw, thank you. That's kind.
09:14I actually have something of his, if you want to see.
09:19He mapped out every major star and comet and where they would be seen from Earth.
09:24Oh.
09:25He spent nearly every afternoon of Year 11 working on it.
09:28Oh, so that's where I spent most of his time that year, then.
09:31Yeah, no, I feel bad for starting that rumour that he was shagging the librarian.
09:34You started it?
09:35Yeah.
09:36Angela had a disciplinary hearing.
09:39She still got it on her record.
09:40Oh, sorry.
09:41Sorry.
09:43Ah, that is special.
09:45We submitted his chart to the National Astronomy Society Competition.
09:49And he won.
09:50Got a star named after him.
09:52Dylan Goldinstar.
09:53Hidden talents.
09:54You should have all of this as the people closest to him.
09:59Remind yourselves just how bright that boy was.
10:03Thanks, yeah.
10:04Aw.
10:05Oh, yes.
10:06Well, he really was a wonderful artist.
10:11Detailed.
10:12Yeah, detailed.
10:13Yeah, detailed.
10:14Bulbous.
10:15Oh, yeah.
10:16That's it.
10:17Who's your day?
10:18Who's your boss, sir?
10:19Yeah.
10:20Hit me.
10:21Yeah.
10:22What?
10:23Fucking hit me.
10:24There you go.
10:25Slap me.
10:26Yeah.
10:27Harder.
10:28Grab my balls.
10:29Grab my balls.
10:30Oh, fucking hell.
10:31Have you got three hands?
10:32His dancing is so bad it's making me feel nauseous.
10:35I literally nauseous, like...
10:37This is a bad night in my life.
10:39Honestly, sugar, having that baby, I seriously distorted your concept of fun.
10:43JJ, let's do shots!
10:45No.
10:46Come on, shots!
10:47She's like a fucking machine!
10:48Uh-oh.
10:49Drama feature.
10:5011 o'clock.
10:51Clock past eleven.
10:52Brush yourself.
10:53Yeah, half eleven.
10:54Yeah, I've got it, Erin.
10:55Ashley.
10:56You'll never believe what's happened.
10:58Mr Gibbons, my duet partner, has been involved in a pileup on the M60.
11:02I don't know what I'm gonna do.
11:04We practiced all week.
11:06Mrs Waithe?
11:08Prett not.
11:09The show will go on.
11:12Really?
11:13Show me my mark.
11:15Okay.
11:16This way.
11:19But Ashley.
11:21That woman is an apex predator.
11:28Oh, my God.
11:30Apparently he bummed a dog.
11:31Yeah, he bums poodles, yeah.
11:33Poodles, I kinda get it with the poodles.
11:35I do, yeah.
11:36I think he's just like the curly hair in that.
11:38Oh, my God.
11:39It is you.
11:41It's Runny Ronny.
11:42I thought that was you earlier scurrying off.
11:44How's it going, Runny?
11:46It's Declan, actually.
11:48And he's way more successful than you, TJ.
11:50You think this is Declan?
11:52No.
11:53No, this is Ronny fucking Croft.
11:55You've been telling Porky.
11:57He always was a little bullshitter.
11:58Fuck off, TJ, yeah?
12:00Just fuck off.
12:01What?
12:02I said fuck off, TJ.
12:04Oh, you?
12:05You look like you wanna hit me.
12:06I wanna hit you, yeah.
12:07Wanna fight me?
12:08Yeah.
12:09Do you wanna fight me, Runny?
12:10Don't.
12:11Fuck off.
12:12Someone's had a bit too much to drink.
12:13Runny!
12:14Fuck!
12:15Oh, fuck me!
12:16Someone's had a bit too much to drink.
12:17Runny!
12:18Fuck!
12:19Is that a TJ?
12:20Oh, you fucking-
12:21Oh, you fucking-
12:23Oh, you fucking-
12:28Oh, you fucking-
12:30Tough night.
12:33fucking tough night why do men have to be fucking dickheads tj fucking thompson
12:42he's been the brain of my life bullying me from fucking day one man but it's not
12:47like he didn't get enough out of me when we was at school he used to lock me in
12:53the fucking basement every day well I know you feel pal I was bullied here too
12:59I came here tonight to confront the dickhead who made my life hell fuck I didn't turn
13:05up waited years just wanted to fight back that's it that's it fight back fucking fight
13:17back for once I wanna do you know what I'd fucking kill him if I could but you can't
13:27can you you got a motive everyone knows you oh yeah oh yeah well everyone yeah of course
13:34Ronnie Croft do blame Ronnie Croft yeah I should do it for you I was in the air above no one
13:42knows me hey I could get tj and you could get mine
13:52I want it be good to just fucking win you know what you're fucking right there you're
14:01fucking right there that's it about winning fucking once innit it's a fucking great plan
14:07class of 2006 what a night we've had eh and I've just had some good news from the hospital about mr gibbons
14:20no internal bleeding I'm stepping in for him tonight I just want you to put your hands together for the
14:27most amazing Ashley Dennings oh fuck this yeah bravo oh baby move closer to me place your chest against mine feel my heart beat oh baby I love how that belt fits
14:55the way it's the way it hangs so low so low on your hips my darling I want you so
15:02your body gives me such a thrill as it leans against mine I love how it feels as you lean against mine
15:16as you lean against mine the smell of burning leather as we hold each other tight as our rivets rub together flashing sparks into the night
15:33and if you really care for me let me say it now
15:40don't touch me there don't touch me there don't touch me there don't touch me there
15:54yes yes yes oh morning yeah yeah yeah all the fucking gangs here yeah no
16:11I'm sorry I don't know
16:14oh hi
16:16what are you playing at is he becoming a regular fixture now I never agree to that
16:20oh my god have you heard
16:22apparently that TJ Thompson never made it home last night
16:25they think something's happened to him
16:27they found a bloody trail
16:28not like a trail of blood
16:30I could get TJ and you could get mine
16:37fucking hell what are you doing
16:39right do you know TJ he's gone fucking missing
16:42that's her?
16:43yep
16:44what's got to do with you?
16:47okay
16:48I was talking with this fella last night
16:51and I was saying I wanted something bad to happen to TJ like
16:55what
16:56right
16:57he goes I'll do that for you
16:59but you've got to do something to some fella for me
17:02me? what you talking about what fella?
17:04I don't fucking know
17:05but I'm now thinking he's fucking done something
17:08he's probably waiting for me to go and do something for him
17:11in return of the expectation of fucking
17:14no no no no no run it
17:15think about it
17:16no one expects anything from you
17:18yeah
17:19oh yeah
17:20you'd have to be nuts wouldn't you to ask me to do something for you
17:23yeah
17:24no Sunday wedding you do make me feel better like a lot of the time
17:26all right
17:27yeah
17:28okay go on
17:29oh don't worry you're hand shagging
17:31right
17:32stop saying weird shit like that
17:36ah
17:37good morning all
17:38I'm going to need all of you down at the station
17:40to discuss last night
17:42and anything you know about TJ Thompson
17:47Erin Croft?
17:48yeah
17:49come with me
17:50what's going on?
17:51just ask
17:53fucking hell
17:54right
17:55I have to sign in
17:56Ronnie Croft
17:57if that's his real name
17:59oh it is
18:00he's literally in here all the time
18:02theft
18:03drunk and disorderly
18:04afraid
18:05yeah I was in charge though was I?
18:06thanks
18:07Harper
18:08Harper
18:09oh fuck mate
18:10last night
18:12last night
18:13all that fucking drunken chat
18:14about how we want to get TJ fucked up
18:17cause I'm on like my final fucking warning here
18:20oh yeah
18:21of course
18:22okay so we've got
18:23fuck all to do with that shite
18:26that drunken mouth speaks of sober heart Ronnie
18:29we all know that
18:30he's still alive
18:36just incapacitated
18:38for now
18:39I didn't have anything to fucking do with it
18:41this is you
18:42you're a one man show
18:43what about the bit where you said you'd kill him?
18:45no
18:46cause you're just putting words in me fucking mouth Dev
18:50do you know what?
18:51I'd fucking kill him if I could
18:52well I never could
19:01Ron?
19:02Ronny
19:03you really thinking it'd make a copy?
19:06you made a fucking copy didn't you?
19:08see here's the thing
19:09you're gonna do your end of the bargain
19:11cause that's what's fair isn't it?
19:13I got yours
19:14and you're gonna get mine
19:17I've waited a long time for my vengeance Ronnie
19:20and if you don't do it then
19:22well that recording's gonna go straight into the inbox of Carl Slater
19:26you're a fucking psychopath
19:30you're a fucking loser
19:33I don't do a favour
19:35you're the only person to ever do anything for you
19:37why do you think that is?
19:41it's cause no one cares about your flower
19:44so
19:45you're welcome
19:46hey
19:47you keep shtum
19:50and I see you outside Cocker
19:56oh fuck
19:58so
20:00good night last night
20:02no
20:03no
20:04sure I saw a bit of a row
20:05between you and TJ
20:06no
20:07no
20:08no
20:09little tiff
20:10by the punch bowl
20:11no
20:12interesting because
20:14do you know what I'm thinking
20:16is it about bumming a dog
20:18I think last night you snapped
20:21I think after the reunion
20:24you decided to get your own back
20:26after TJ humiliated you
20:28no
20:29I know you've got something to do with this
20:32I'm on to your honour
20:33I'll see your honour
20:41well?
20:42do you mean
20:43I didn't fucking say anything okay?
20:46goodbye
20:48smart move
20:50I just want this over with
20:52right okay then
20:53so who do you want me to get?
20:57Vincent
20:58O
20:59Neil
21:02oh for fuck's sake
21:11shit
21:12wait
21:13are you sure you mean
21:14fucking Vinny
21:15he's not a bad lad you know
21:16he's a fucking dick
21:17but he's soft
21:18he's soft
21:19he's like fucking
21:20heavily tattooed margarine
21:21you don't know what he did to me
21:26it was 2006
21:28year 11
21:32JJ
21:34Vincent Dinnon
21:35quiet please
21:36or I will send you out
21:37out
21:38it was a particularly hot day
21:39and Mrs. Skloda was looking
21:41sublime
21:43as always
21:45so I rushed to tend to myself
21:48when he heard a voice
21:49the voice of an angel
21:51Bruno you okay?
21:53you should be in my room right now
21:56is that you Mrs. Skloda?
21:57yes it's me
21:59oh Bruno you naughty boy
22:02you really shouldn't be doing that without my help
22:05it was the most
22:07profound sexual experience I've ever had
22:10and it was all a lie
22:12you naughty naughty boy Bruno lad
22:15and I've been haunted by that voice ever since Ronnie
22:20alright just watch the road mate
22:21I lost all confidence the few times I did get with a girl
22:24I pumped focus I can't even get that hard anymore
22:27and it's all because of Vincent O'Neil
22:30and the way his
22:33his tongue
22:35danced on those vowels
22:37now here's what I want you to do
22:40I want you
22:42to film him
22:43wanking
22:46what why
22:47that's right
22:49I want Vincent O'Neil with his todger out
22:52and let's see how he likes his personal preferences broadcast
22:55eh?
22:56eh?
22:57yeah
23:02there you are
23:04what is this stinky vibe you bring in here
23:07I know this sounds ridiculous
23:09but I think our honour is about to do something really fucking stupid
23:12last night he got talking to someone and made this drunken deal about getting revenge on TJ Thompson
23:18and now TJ's missing
23:20exactly
23:21sorry sorry sorry sorry
23:23since when have we started bandying around words like revenge and missing it Agatha Christie
23:27yeah it was just a drunken chat was it not? I mean he didn't actually do it
23:30but the deal was made with Bruno Hodge
23:33and I've just seen Ronnie getting into his car
23:35oh god
23:36look I think he's taking TJ as leverage until Ronnie does whatever fucked up thing Bruno wants him to do
23:40right
23:41yes
23:42no I hear you and I very very much am trying my best to care
23:45but obviously it is Ronnie isn't it
23:46yes yes
23:48oh
23:49it is Ronnie but he's son of fucking brother
23:51I mean I don't want Carl Slater pinning it on him because he's an easy target
23:55yeah okay what do you want us to do?
23:56right I think we should go to Bruno's house
23:57then we can start there and work out where Bruno's put him
24:02he's not bloody in
24:06hello
24:07hello there this is Dawson's blowing some fittings
24:09your landlord's called us to say you can't access your water meter
24:12and the thing about the water meter is that you
24:14ha!
24:15eh voila
24:16well done
24:18watch out lads I need a roll up
24:19just try the handle
24:21oh do you look at that
24:23there we go
24:25come on
24:27oh
24:53what the fuck
24:54oh
24:57get the fuck out
24:58get the fuck out
24:59unbelievable do you know what I'd like?
25:00to be able to come home and not be accosted in me own fucking house
25:16you accosted me fucking Kevin accosted
25:18how have I Kevin accosted you if you're in my fucking cupboard?
25:21I wandered in
25:23I comes in
25:24I think how's me mate Vinny doing?
25:26no you didn't
25:27you're just so full of fucking shit Ronnie
25:28why would I be mates with a cunt like you?
25:30you're hard work
25:31fuck off
25:33I kind of wish people had stopped saying that mate
25:35because it's fucking getting to me a little bit
25:37I get it
25:38no one fucking likes me
25:40I thought you were meant to be all about the mental health stuff now
25:42all right all right fair enough
25:43yeah
25:44yeah I'm sorry
25:45here we go
25:46tell me what's going on
25:47can I just have a little film if you're having to masturbate please?
25:50the fuck is wrong with you dude?
25:51no you can't film you having a fucking wank
25:53get out Ron
25:55if I just give you a little open out
25:56weird
25:57no Ronnie
25:58take this fucking nerve dude
25:59just do it
26:00no my willies come out
26:01oh
26:02hello
26:03am I interrupting something?
26:04nothing major to be honest
26:06are you ready to go Vincent?
26:07100% can't wait to get out of here
26:09that's not weird
26:10we all of it
26:11very strict disturbing
26:12I'm gonna get
26:13get the fuck out Vin
26:15he told you to get out
26:17so fuck off
26:18is he fucking out?
26:19he said fuck off
26:20is that a real gun?
26:21yes
26:22fuck me
26:23get your coat it's cold out
26:25all right
26:26you look well without that beard
26:27hurry up Vincent
26:29I cannot be late
26:30kittens will see this as a slight
26:32you capisce?
26:35oh shit
26:36oh no
26:38what's happening?
26:40why have you stopped?
26:41why have you stopped?
26:43I'm gonna be late
26:44I don't fucking know dude
26:45he's making a noise
26:46no
26:49you had one job
26:51one fucking job
26:52that was the deal
26:53yeah
26:54and he fucking
26:55he said no
26:56he said no Bruno
26:57so what do you want me to do?
26:59force a man to have a fucking wank
27:01so just fucking take me to TJ now
27:03or I'm gonna go full on fucking Ronnie Croft
27:09alright
27:11let's say it to him now
27:13I'll get in the car then
27:15respect
27:16there's no fucking reception
27:19there's no fucking reception
27:20peace
27:22fuck
27:23what are we gonna do sweetheart?
27:25oh
27:26oh
27:28it's that fat rain
27:29can this day get any worse?
27:35aye aye
27:37you alright?
27:38do we look alright?
27:40well
27:41any ideas?
27:42yeah
27:43the alternator can't return the power to the battery
27:47it's fucked
27:49fucking hell
27:50going to town if it helps
27:52well
27:54you
27:56come in
27:58listen
27:59if you want to make that peace meeting
28:01we have to go with them
28:02mmm
28:05alright
28:06just don't breathe a word about what we're up to
28:08and if you need to mention kittens
28:10then
28:11say the word doggies
28:12or puppies
28:13puppies
28:14puppies will do that
28:15are you in or out?
28:16in
28:18oh it's terrifying
28:19the inner workings of a bona fide fruitcake
28:21wait there's no one here lads
28:22I've checked everywhere
28:23there's nothing here
28:24just a load of
28:26creepy old bric-a-brac
28:27but I feel off
28:28I feel like someone watching me
28:29look
28:30settle battle
28:31but Ashley
28:32look
28:33in the immortal words
28:34of Tiffany
28:35I think we're alone now
28:36you see
28:37there's no one here
28:38don't worry about it
28:39we are absolutely alone
28:40everything is completely
28:41fine
28:47so what are you two up to then?
28:49oh we got a big job
28:51but
28:52I can't tell you what it is yet
28:53yeah
28:54because we don't know what it is yet
28:56it's for my uncle though
28:57and you weren't disappointed
28:58what about you two?
28:59we're off to see a puppy
29:01puppy?
29:02oh what kind of puppy?
29:03one that does it it's told
29:05oh shit
29:06oh shit
29:07fuck
29:09get the fuck out road
29:12Faye don't show her she's old
29:14well just hang on
29:15are we not going to fucking stop for her?
29:19no
29:20come on
29:21dude it's an old lady in the middle of the road
29:23he's pissing it down
29:24Vincent
29:25I cannot be late
29:26it's fucking biblical
29:27oh fine
29:28fuckity fine
29:29pick her up
29:30pick the bloody damsel up
29:31the more the bloody maria
29:32just throw it the fuck up
29:34oh for fuck's sake
29:36this better be quick
29:37thank you so much for stopping
29:39hey you're alright love
29:40don't worry about it
29:41hey listen where are you headed?
29:42are you going back to Hawley?
29:43oh no
29:44no
29:45I'm going home to surprise my boyfriend in Manchester
29:47but I missed the bus
29:49oh yes
29:50you menks
29:51listen we're going that way we'll drop you
29:52really?
29:53really?
29:54what about the puppies Vincent?
29:55he's on the way
29:56yeah well it better be
29:57my uncle hates people being late
29:59oh fuck you
30:12what's up cucka?
30:14it's just a school basement
30:16I just did what you wanted me to do Ronnie
30:21I just did what TJ used to do to you
30:24oh we could keep him down there
30:27no
30:29no no no no
30:30no we've got to um
30:31we've got to go
30:32we've got to go and get him
30:34you're the boss Ronnie Croft
30:38oh fuck it
30:47Oi
30:48what on earth is she doing in there?
30:51I mean did she expire mid excretion?
30:54she's old isn't she?
30:55it just takes a bit longer doesn't it?
30:56well she's been at it twenty fucking minutes
30:59and en route my arsehole
31:02this is making me very late for my meeting
31:05alright chill out we're late too
31:07anyway I thought you were going to see a puppy
31:09yes I am
31:11a very important puppy
31:13right come on we're ditching her in the van chop chop
31:17er no we're not ditching her in the van chop chop
31:19er no we're not ditching her in the middle of nowhere
31:21we'll fetch her then
31:23alright
31:24you know
31:26oh here she is
31:27oh hello my dear
31:29I do hope we're not rushing you
31:30thank you so much for this
31:32you've all gone out of your way
31:34oh no no not at all
31:36you know
31:38you've got beautiful eyes
31:40I can tell there's a kind man in there
31:43nobody's said that to me before
31:46but you're lonely aren't you
31:49my brother died
31:52I've known grief too
31:54but you have to let it go
32:03right well enough of this little interlude
32:05hmm
32:06better get you delivered to your sweetheart
32:21right
32:22here we are
32:24let's see how he likes it
32:28what the fuck is wrong with this
32:33what is
32:34oh
32:35fucking hell
32:36oh
32:37you two need to spend some quality time together anyway
32:40oh
32:42oh
32:43fuck
32:44fuck
32:45fuck
32:46fuck
32:47fuck
32:48fuck
32:49fuck
32:50she does look a bit like him
33:01I don't fucking know mate
33:02all nans look same to me
33:03no offense love
33:05there you go Margaret
33:08oh
33:09lovely
33:10right
33:11we best get going
33:12mmm
33:13shall we
33:14I don't want this flavour
33:16oh well I'm sorry that's the only flavour you've got
33:19well shit in your hands and clap em too
33:21true
33:22true no
33:23true no
33:24is that you
33:25where is he
33:26here
33:27oh aye I can see you all
33:28you think you can just break into my flat do you
33:30well I tell you what
33:31true no
33:32I don't fucking want this pea soup
33:34full of
33:35full of fly banana
33:36it's good for your bowels
33:37yeah
33:38you need to pack it in and you need to leave my brother out of this
33:41I was offering your brother a chance for vengeance
33:44all those years of being locked up in the school cupboard by TJ
33:48years of being bullied and humiliated by him and he still doesn't want revenge
33:53what are you on about
33:55what
33:56Rennie was getting bullied
33:57no
33:58come on it's not exactly a fucking plot twist is it
34:00I mean it's rolling Rennie
34:01Rennie
34:02now listen up
34:03and listen close
34:04you're going to bring Vincent O'Neill to the school
34:08and if I get a whiff at the police
34:11I'll burn the whole thing down
34:14with Rennie inside
34:16not ideal
34:18no
34:19it's not ideal is it
34:20help
34:24help
34:25someone help me
34:26someone please
34:27I'm not going to fucking hurt you
34:29how the fuck do you know runty
34:31what
34:33help
34:34what was that
34:35how would I know
34:36because you used to fucking lock me in there everyday
34:41and then you went and cried about it
34:45to go go gadget fucking psychopath out there
34:48and now we're both gonna fucking die
34:50you
34:51fuck
34:52bastard
34:53fuck
34:54oh
34:55fucking
34:56we are really late Vincent
34:58has he texts back
34:59yes
35:00oh
35:01erm
35:02he's saying we're doing it next week
35:03it's probably for the best innit
35:05maybe it is Vincent
35:08maybe it is
35:09hmm
35:10at least maybe we'll get lucky tonight
35:12to
35:14oh shit look at all them
35:18give me a minute
35:19alright
35:21oh it's your uncle Jay
35:24what
35:25says jobs been moved to next week
35:26same time
35:27same car park
35:29I don't know Faye
35:31that all just feels a bit dodgy
35:33no don't worry
35:34listen
35:35my uncle's the big fucking cheese
35:37right
35:38no honestly
35:39this will be good for us
35:40alright
35:41it will
35:42good for us ok
35:43what the bloody hell's going on
35:47this runner
35:48he's in trouble
35:49of course he fuck it
35:50do you know he's been round my gaff this morning
35:51trying to get me to wank off in front of him
35:53what
35:54Vincent
35:55Tomo here
35:56what kind of wank
35:57what kind of fucking question is that
35:58there's only one wank dude
35:59I mean come on love
36:00there's I mean this
36:01posh on your side
36:02exotic
36:03thrust reverse thrust
36:04that cow that bigger in the 80s that one obviously
36:06er
36:07fruity toot it malevolent
36:08ok
36:09hey now listen
36:10he's been set up by Bruno Hodge
36:11Bruno took TJ
36:12and now he's keeping them both hostage at the school
36:14he's obsessed with you
36:15he's really weird
36:16he wants to talk to you
36:17oh that's fantastic news
36:19shall I see you there then
36:20oh
36:21and your classic spit and polish
36:22shut up
36:23Tomo
36:24it's a beginners one that isn't it
36:25yeah entry level
36:26I know it well
36:27fuck you
36:28ugh
36:29what
36:31what
36:32I tell a couple of jokes
36:33and pull a couple of pranks
36:34do you want me fucking dead
36:35I didn't say
36:36I didn't say dead
36:37I heard the recording
36:39TJ I was fucking angry
36:41because you pulled the same shit yesterday
36:44that you did on the first day of school
36:46and then every fucking day after that
36:48it was just fucking kid stuff Ronnie
36:51we're not kids anymore
36:53are we
36:54I'm a fucking person
36:59I'm a fucking real person
37:01I'm a fucking real person
37:02I'm not just some fucking
37:07runty little fucking smelly fucking shit
37:11that everyone could just fucking kick about
37:13and smack around the head
37:14and fucking have a go at it all the time
37:16it's all the fucking time
37:18and I know why they do it
37:21I do
37:22and that's the most annoying part
37:24because I am a liar
37:26I am a bullshitter
37:28but
37:30if you've been told that since day one
37:33that you're fucking nothing
37:35that you're a piece of shit
37:37by everyone all the fucking time
37:41then you're going to start believing that aren't you
37:48and if you start believing that
37:50then that's when you're going to be in it
38:05I just want to point out
38:06the reason I locked you in that cupboard on day one
38:09is because you think my fucking wallet
38:12did I?
38:13yeah you did
38:14must have forgot about that bit
38:17and the nicknames
38:22probably the smartest thing I ever come up with
38:26it just stuck
38:28I'm sorry
38:34hey
38:37I'm sorry
38:39alright
38:42alright
38:47right
38:49fuck this
38:51alright should we get out of here
38:52oh
38:54it's a bit
38:55fuck out
38:56do you suffer with your back?
38:57oh yeah when it gets cold man
38:58it's just me hips mate mate
38:59fuck
39:00go on you go and twat the door down
39:01I'm fucked
39:02I'm fucked
39:03I'm fucked you do it
39:04you do it
39:06oh guys
39:07oh
39:08I'm sorry
39:09where has you been?
39:10I got stuck with an old lady about 60 miles away
39:11it's a fucking long story
39:12right
39:13no come on
39:14come on
39:16can you smell petrol?
39:20where is it?
39:21I don't know
39:22oh christ
39:23I'm right here
39:24I'm right here
39:29if anyone moves I'll drop the lighter and this place will go up in flames
39:32oh
39:38oh
39:40now
39:43hello vincent
39:44bruno
39:45bruno listen
39:46i can tell that you're really fucking upset dude
39:49i can tell
39:50upset?
39:51yes
39:52i know i'm not upset
39:54i'm enjoying this
39:55right
39:56i've waited years
39:58for this moment
39:59to see the fear in your eyes
40:03right
40:04it's working
40:05i just
40:06i'm wondering whether there might have been a bit of a misunderstanding gone down
40:08i don't know what you're after
40:12it's you i want
40:13right
40:16now take all your clothes off
40:18what the fuck is wrong with everyone
40:21take your fucking clothes off
40:22or i'll do something you regret
40:23i'll see this place go up in flames i swear down
40:26i believe you bruno
40:28i believe you
40:29why the fuck do you want me to get me kit off for you
40:31because you must pay
40:34for fucking what bruno
40:38oh
40:40you don't even remember do you
40:42man i don't remember shit i don't remember anything
40:44i'm fucking stoned all the time
40:45he is
40:46well let me refresh your fucking memory then
40:492006
40:51in the toilet
40:53you
40:54pretended to be mrs scloda
40:56humiliated me
40:58i remember it
41:00i remember it
41:03it weren't me though dude
41:05it was dylan
41:07i swear to god
41:08i can't do voices
41:09he can't
41:10he was good with voices
41:11fans
41:14it wasn't
41:16it wasn't you
41:17no
41:23well where the fuck is he
41:25where the fuck is dylan
41:27he wasn't here last night
41:28he died
41:30well
41:33well
41:35well someone pays
41:37someone has to pay for what i've gone through all my life
41:41do you know how many flaccid nights i've had because of you and your stupid fucking mate
41:45can't imagine
41:46lots of information isn't it
41:48well it's too bad
41:50cause i'm not leaving here until we're even
41:52i wanna be seen
41:54bruno
41:55bruno
41:58ah
41:59right on cue
42:00if it isn't runty ronnie
42:03oi
42:04only i get to call him that
42:06you fucking
42:07you stop now
42:08right ronet ronet don't
42:09there's petrol
42:10all over the floor
42:13someone must pay
42:14ENOUGH
42:16get by this you man
42:18oh
42:20oh fuck
42:21hold up
42:24yeah you
42:27sexy mr mustache guy
42:29hold up
42:31go on ronet
42:32boogie yes
42:33no i see that
42:34well in dude
42:35fuck you
42:37dude
42:38get in
42:39let's check you haven't killed him
42:40i'll check he's alive
42:44oh here we go
42:45right now
42:46it's only a mock up
42:47right it's only a mock up
42:48but i've got liz to do a draft for the poster
42:49what do we think
42:50come on you're a crow pleaser
42:52mrs waif we're right
42:54what the fuck
42:56lovely
42:57alright
43:01you alright innit
43:02you alright
43:03hmm
43:05i'm just i'm sorry i'm sorry
43:06for
43:08just causing this much of a shit stink again innit
43:11it's not your fault
43:13for once
43:14why didn't you tell me
43:17why didn't you tell me
43:18what what
43:20why didn't you tell me you were being bullied
43:23come on eddie
43:24ronet i would have done something about it
43:25eddie i wasn't gonna do that
43:26i couldn't do that
43:27i'll talk of all the other shit i was putting you through
43:29you're still my brother
43:30hmm
43:31alright granted yeah you were a massive pain in the arse
43:34i used to be a dick
43:35no you still are
43:36come on i still am yeah
43:37you still are
43:38but you're still my brother
43:39yeah
43:40i still love you
43:44it's just i don't wanna be a fucking nutter anymore eddie
43:48i wanna be
43:49the brother you can be proud of
43:51you know
43:52i really do
43:53and i fucking will be
43:56alright
43:59ow ow
44:00what's in your hand
44:01ronet what is in your hand
44:02it's a fucking cash tin
44:03right i just
44:04i was in the headmaster's office
44:05i wasn't gonna leave it
44:06minding it
44:07yeah
44:08all right
44:09i fucking love you eddie
44:10i fucking love ya
44:14ah
44:15christ
44:16what are you doing
44:17he's got a piece of that sky
44:20do you know that
44:21has he
44:22hmm
44:23how come
44:24he won a competition
44:25he had a star named after him
44:27well you kept that fucking quiet here you should
44:30entire fucking star
44:31yeah
44:32christ
44:33can you see all this you arse of a man
44:36floppy head twat
44:38christ it better be that bloody bright one there
44:41that's a plane vin
44:42no
44:43that may seem
44:45me too
44:47me and my husband
44:58vernon
44:59we met at this night that curtis started
45:01i want us to have one last rave together
45:04mirroring noises about an illegal rave
45:08i can't do it and help me old mate matty ravenscroft
45:10nobody move i know a venue
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