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00:00Let's go.
00:30The best things in life are free
00:49But you can give them to the birds and bees
00:52I need fun
00:53That's what I want
00:55That's what I want
00:57That's what I want
00:58That's what I want
00:59That's what I want
01:01I'm being stalked
01:06Being stalked by who?
01:07By an eye in the sky
01:08Oh, for God's sake, what have you taken?
01:11I have had a fucking drone following me for the last two hours
01:14And everywhere I go, it's just there, whirring, watching me
01:19Could be one of them, you know, Amazon delivery thingies
01:21That's not a fucking thing, Michael, it's not Skynet, you fucking clown
01:26How do you know he's following you?
01:27Because I tried to fucking lose it
01:30I fucking ran away and I hid
01:32And it was just there
01:33Like a creepy winged beast
01:35Have you got any enemies?
01:38Me? No, no, I'm all peace, love and happiness, sister
01:41Only B5 got is with fucking HMRC
01:43Fucking HMRC aren't after you, you daft twat
01:47Fuck, this is big brother
01:49This is fucking big, this is Orwell, this
01:52Give over, listen, just chill the fuck out, get him a brandy
01:56Just let's rationalise it a bit
01:58I feel like I'm in an episode of Black Mirror
01:59You know a good one, not one of them weird ones where they try and be funny
02:02How long do they stay in the air for?
02:04Like 45 minutes max and it's only a small lithium polymer battery
02:08God, it's not sexy knowledge, is it?
02:10Well, this polymythly battery, 40 fucking minutes
02:13Wait till the bastard lands
02:14And then you've got your drone infidel, haven't you?
02:16That, actually, is a very good idea
02:19Thanks, dude
02:19Would you do that for me, brother?
02:21Of course I will, we'll all do it, won't we?
02:23No, no
02:24Thank you
02:25I can't do it now
02:26Because I've got a lot of shit to do
02:28I've got to go and see Dr Chris
02:29Fuck it
02:29Just let me know how you get on
02:31See you later, everyone
02:32Careful out there
02:34Had we but world enough and time
02:37This coyness lady were no crime
02:39But time is short
02:40So now let us sport us while we may
02:43See what he's doing?
02:44No
02:45He's saying to his mistress
02:47Look, we're wasting time here
02:48Let's get to it, sweetheart
02:50Yeah
02:50Pluck the Dave in it
02:52I get it
02:53And in principle, fantastic
02:54In reality, we've got shit to do
02:57You've got to make dinner
02:58You've got to wash up
02:58You've got to take your bins out
02:59But sometimes I just want to fucking stay in my shack
03:01I just don't want to see anyone
03:03Or speak to them
03:05You've got to find the joy in the small things
03:07But like what, though?
03:08Like anything, everyday stuff
03:10Like
03:10Look, I befriended a squirrel
03:15Really?
03:16Yeah
03:17This little squirrel
03:19Sweet little thing
03:21He lives outside my window
03:23And I put a little bit of ciabatta out for him
03:25Ciabatta?
03:26Yeah
03:26And he shoots straight off his tree
03:28Comes straight down
03:28Picks it up
03:29He's looking at me
03:31With his little black beady eyes
03:32And he's thinking
03:33Thank you
03:34Human daddy
03:36Promise you, Vinnie
03:37Some days
03:38That's the best thing that happens to me all day
03:39Oh, fuck off
03:40What's his name?
03:42He's called Squirrel Nibbles
03:43That's so lame, dude
03:44You just made that up there
03:45I didn't
03:46Yeah, you did
03:46I did not
03:47Such a shit name for him, dude
03:48I love you, human daddy
03:50Super lame, dude
03:51He's my furry son
03:52Ask him about the squirrel
03:55Don't tell everyone
03:57It's a DJI Mini 4
04:01Excellent picture quality
04:04What's it like being married to an NPC?
04:08What's MCP?
04:09Just ignore her
04:10You can fuck off NPC
04:12I invited you on this bloody task
04:13What does it mean?
04:14Non-playable character
04:16It's not even fucking accurate, okay
04:18Because an NPC is devoid of individuality and decision making
04:22Oh, it's lower in
04:24Fuck
04:24Right, head eastwards
04:27What does that mean?
04:28Fucking left or right?
04:30Right, right
04:30Oh, it's turning back south
04:32What do you mean south?
04:33South
04:33What fucking way am I going?
04:34U-turn
04:35U-turn
04:35I can't, you turn here
04:36Okay, listen, it's heading back north
04:38Say fucking north
04:38Fucking smash your head in
04:39But it is north
04:40Where am I going?
04:41Fine, fine
04:42Left, left
04:43West, west
04:45There's another bollocks
04:46Here he is
04:47Got him
04:48There he is
04:48Oh, shit
04:50Ah
04:51Just some little kid
04:52I'm going to photograph him
04:54I have never seen him before in my life
04:57Well, just follow him anyway
04:59See where he goes
05:00He went in there
05:03Curtis
05:09Mum
05:10Oh, my God
05:12Who are you?
05:15Valerie Vine
05:16Have you been drone stalking, me love?
05:18Drone stalking?
05:19No, it was him behind you
05:21Well, I did it for you
05:24Oh
05:26You'd better come in
05:28He's a good lad
05:30Honestly, don't be cross with him
05:32Now, I told him the other night
05:34That I desperately wanted to find you
05:36But I'd urge you were living off-grid
05:38Urge you didn't use tech
05:39Uncontactable
05:40Since your
05:41Breakdown
05:42Was an epiphany
05:44Right, yeah
05:45Right
05:46Sorry
05:46So hang on a minute
05:47You thought the best way to contact a man
05:48That had a breakdown
05:49Was just stalking with a drone
05:50Was an epiphany
05:51Well, let's gauge his movements
05:53See if he were back in society
05:55Oh yeah, he's been back for ages
05:56He's a rat catcher
05:57Rat catcher?
05:58Yeah, you know, like in a zen way
06:00Not for financial gain
06:01Tried telling that to HMRC
06:03What do you want him for anyway?
06:05Well, back in the day
06:07Curtis was this
06:08Remember everything starts with an E
06:11It was this rave night
06:12Warehouses
06:13All super illegal and exciting
06:15Well, Curtis was the main DJ
06:17Anyway
06:18Me and my husband, Vernon
06:20Well, we met at this night
06:22That Curtis and a couple of the others started
06:23We fell in love to the tunes he played
06:26Frankie Knuckles
06:27Sleazy D
06:28Mr. Fingers
06:29Are you making a show up?
06:31His raves were about life
06:32The highs were like
06:34Like nothing you'd ever known
06:35It were a wicked time
06:37It was, well
06:37It was, brother
06:39Long time ago
06:41What's that got to do with me now?
06:44It's my Vernon
06:45He's not well, Curtis
06:46Actually, let's
06:49Let's cut the crap he's dying
06:50Stage four
06:51They've given him two years
06:53At the outside
06:54She's
06:55So sorry to wear that, fella
06:57And before he passes
06:59I want us to have one last rave together
07:02Like it used to be
07:03Some big warehouse
07:04All the old tunes playing
07:05And you
07:06Up there on the decks
07:08Taking us to heaven and back
07:10Listen, Val
07:10I'm very touched
07:12Honestly, I'm
07:12That life
07:14It weren't good for me
07:16Please, Curtis
07:17Those nights were
07:20They were everything to us
07:22For Vernon
07:24One last rave
07:26For a dying man
07:27Not that bitch
07:29This is
07:30The times
07:32Were the times
07:33They can't be recreated
07:35Yeah, why not?
07:36Well, your fucking generation
07:37Will never understand
07:38Because it was pre-internet
07:39It was pre-mobile
07:40We weren't just partying
07:41For the sake of it
07:42We were fucking sticking it up
07:43The establishment
07:44I mean, you've got to remember
07:45The time as well
07:46We've got mass unemployment
07:47We've got crime
07:48We've got fucking
07:49BNP marches everywhere
07:51And the fucking youth
07:51The youth
07:52They had an out
07:52They had nothing
07:53Yeah, but how's that
07:54Different to now?
07:56You know, I was just
07:57Starting to get known
07:58As a DJ
07:59When Acid House
08:00Arrived on the scene
08:01In this fucking pill
08:02Everyone were calling
08:03Empathy
08:04Then they changed the name
08:05To the more appropriate
08:06Ecstasy
08:07Oh, fuck
08:08That's a good fact, man
08:09And they just fucking
08:10Exploded
08:11I used to have seen
08:13The fucking numbers
08:14The energy
08:14The unity
08:15It was fucking sweat
08:17Just pouring down the wall
08:18That's not nice
08:19People were just
08:20Hugging and dancing
08:21It was this fucking
08:22Togetherness
08:23The cops fucking hated us
08:24They wouldn't let us
08:25Operate in any of the
08:26Clubs in the town
08:26So
08:27We thought we needed
08:28Somewhere bigger
08:28There were all these
08:29Derelict mills
08:30Just sat empty
08:31What?
08:32So you just broke in
08:33And put on a night?
08:34We made sound systems
08:35That could be dismantled
08:36We rigged up lights
08:37We draped a load of
08:38Mad images
08:38We'd only reveal the venue
08:40At the very last minute
08:41They were flocking
08:42Thousands
08:43Thousands
08:44Of people
08:45In the cops
08:46Had no idea
08:48No one could compare
08:49Special time and place
08:51For whatever return
08:52Can you not do it
08:56For Val and Vern?
08:57Just make it an event
08:58Everything starts with an E
09:00Is back
09:01That's it
09:02All the old ravers
09:04All the old ravers
09:04All love it
09:04They just want to
09:05Relive the past
09:06New ravers will come
09:08They want to experience
09:09What it was like
09:10And we can create
09:12A bit of buzz online
09:13Maybe keep the venue
09:14A secret
09:14Oh he's right
09:15The people want this dude
09:16Come on Curtis
09:17Gotta give it a go
09:19Haven't we?
09:20Well I take this
09:20Either that
09:20Or you gotta go and
09:21Tell Val no
09:22And that'll be very sad
09:23No
09:32No
09:34No
09:35No
09:36No
09:38DJ booth up there
09:51Drapes down the sides
09:53Chill out room there
09:56Mad fucking raving here
09:59But there is a problem
10:01Why what is it?
10:02I didn't create this magic
10:03On my own
10:04I can't do it again
10:06Without my old mate
10:07Matty Ravenscroft
10:08Or as everyone else knew him
10:10The Wizard of E
10:12You couldn't have fucking
10:14Realised this before now
10:15No?
10:16Yeah
10:16Matty was my maestro
10:19I was the orchestra
10:21Creating the soundtrack
10:22But he was down there
10:23On the dance floor
10:24You know like a fucking oracle
10:26He had this
10:26Goatee right
10:28Sunglasses
10:28Pillbox hat
10:29Aladdin slippers
10:30Turned up at the toes
10:31And big baggy fucking silk trousers
10:33And a whistle round his neck
10:34Sounds like a dickhead
10:35And he would blow that whistle
10:37Like the Pied Piper of acid
10:39And how do you know
10:40We're gonna find him in Hollymark?
10:41Well I don't
10:42But me old mate Kenny Rogers
10:43Don't take the piss
10:44Guys don't know who Kenny Rogers is do you?
10:46No we don't know who Kenny Rogers is
10:47Kenny Rogers isn't Dolly Parton
10:48You know Dolly Parton don't you?
10:49You know who Dolly Parton is
10:51My friend Joe went on the Dolly Parton diet
10:54It made Jolene
10:56Hey
10:57That's all right Mike
10:59Go on
11:00Finally
11:00Anyway
11:01Kenny Rogers yeah
11:02Yeah
11:03Well anyway he's got a store on the market
11:05He sells old vinyl and bum remember being here
11:08And you know proper old school
11:09He kept in touch with the gang
11:11Even did a family tree of E
11:12So if anyone knows where Matty is
11:15It's Kenny
11:16Curtis Plum
11:24Fuck my bum
11:26When did I last see you?
11:2820 years Ken
11:29Gotta be
11:2920 years
11:30Hey
11:30Word has it you had nervous breakdown
11:32Yo
11:33I had an epiphany brother
11:35Just wanted to
11:36You know
11:37Change me life
11:37Come to us all my chacho
11:39Right
11:39Can't keep that life going forever
11:40Catch us up with you
11:41Now then
11:42Old school ravers
11:43How's it all going
11:44The reunion
11:44Hey these are friends
11:45I'm Vin
11:46This is the gang
11:47Listen
11:47We're putting on one of these bloody rave things
11:49You've told him
11:50Yeah
11:50You must be looking
11:51For Matty Ravenscroft
11:52Correct
11:53No he is
11:54Mystery of Matty has become something of legend
11:56Some said he'd disappear to Thailand
11:58And become a guru
11:59If you want to reach him
12:00He was only accessible by river
12:02Truth is sadly more tragic
12:03Bought a pill, sent his mind wet
12:04And he retreated
12:05But word is for the time
12:06We're living with your sister
12:07Shih Tzu
12:08So he lives with his sister and her dog?
12:10No
12:10His sister's called Shih Tzu
12:11Back then we knew two sous
12:13Good Sue and Shih Tzu
12:15Lives on the Manandook estate
12:17Not sure what number
12:18Oh
12:19Someone
12:19Sent me a photo
12:20Of her house
12:21On WhatsApp
12:22Trust me
12:23You can't miss it
12:24Oof
12:25I thought the Toffs called us the parasite class
12:30Yeah they do
12:31But the others call the elite the parasites
12:33Because you know
12:33They steal the wealth
12:34And par from the proletariat
12:35Neek
12:35I can fucking hear you
12:37Shall we go and see if this fucker knows
12:38Where her bloody brother is?
12:44Sue
12:44Curtis
12:46Remember me?
12:47Curtis Plum
12:48Very same
12:49Thought you had a breakdown
12:50I had
12:50Any of these freaks
12:52They're me friends
12:54We're looking for Matty
12:55Oh are you now
12:56Why would you be after my Matthew?
12:59You know just catch up old times
13:00You see that?
13:03They've been spraying again
13:05Come on
13:06They release chemicals from the planes
13:09It's to manipulate the weather
13:10Cloud seeding
13:11Operation Cumulus
13:13They want us to believe global warming's a thing
13:15They want to keep us scared
13:18First it was terrorism
13:19Then Covid
13:20And now it's the planet burning up
13:22And it's all mapped out
13:23It's amazing
13:24It's a lot of stuff
13:24It's been mapped out
13:25You know everything they tell you on the news is a lie
13:27Because all of the secret media organisations
13:29Are in the pockets of the government
13:31And all of the government
13:32Are in the pockets of their secret leaders
13:33And those secret leaders
13:34Are secretly injecting themselves
13:36With the blood of young children
13:37To boost their energy
13:37Health and vitality
13:38But ask yourselves this
13:40What do they do
13:42With the bodies of those children
13:44Once they've soaked their blood?
13:46God is it any wonder
13:47That there are so many kids
13:48Going missing in this world
13:49And nobody is talking about it
13:51There's biscuits in the tin
13:53If anybody wants any
13:54Sick
13:54It's all my teacher too
13:57Probably listening in to this
13:59So we haven't got long
14:01He was too radical, Curtis
14:03Because his brain was like a supercomputer
14:05And they didn't want him starting a revolution
14:07With the parasite class
14:10Yes, exactly
14:11We had people bugging the phones, you know
14:14And then one day
14:15Boom
14:15He disappeared
14:17Sorry, Susan
14:18You don't have any jammy dodgers
14:19There's some pink wafers in there
14:20Tell us what happened, love
14:22The state
14:23Grabbed him
14:25And God knows what they've done to him
14:26They're twisted bastards
14:27They've probably tortured him
14:28Removed his brain
14:29As if they could harness some of his genius
14:31Neither that
14:33They've probably put him in
14:34One of their secret prisons
14:35For dissidents and radicals
14:37Right
14:37Right
14:39Yeah
14:39Right
14:40Well, go on
14:47What do you think of that?
14:48You know what?
14:50Maybe she's right, you know
14:51I mean, Matty was a radical in his way
14:54You know
14:54He did have the power to inspire
14:56He did
14:56Make people think differently
14:58Yeah, but he's not snatched by the fucking state though
15:01Was he?
15:01In bloody Lamar, my
15:02Is this madness?
15:02It is
15:03Psst
15:04Who does a piss
15:07Are you looking for Uncle Matty?
15:12Yeah
15:12Mum talks a load of crap
15:14He left because he couldn't stand her
15:17This is years back
15:18He met an old crush on Facebook
15:20Angie Rose
15:21And then went to go live with her in Goa
15:24Angie Rose?
15:26Goa
15:26Last in India, innit?
15:27Last I heard
15:28All right
15:30Cheers for that
15:31Angie Rose, do you know her?
15:33Know her?
15:35Oh yeah
15:35I know her
15:37Cheers, cheers
15:38Angie was my first love
15:43She was a female bouncer before it was fashionable
15:46Strong she was
15:48She could really throw me around
15:50She had strong thighs
15:52When she had me clamped between them
15:54It's like entering a tunnel of bliss
15:55All right
15:56We're getting quite close
15:57There's a line of too much information there
15:58No, seriously
15:59She was gifted
16:00Soft
16:01Sensual
16:02But powerful
16:03And domineering
16:05And he's crossed it
16:06Angie Rose, was it?
16:08She took some cash off a gangster
16:09So she turned a blind eye to his boys selling drugs
16:12In the club where she worked
16:13A few weeks later
16:14Another gang comes in
16:16Asking the same thing
16:17She tells him the score
16:18And they leave
16:19Extremely displeased
16:20Why? What happened?
16:21Well, it was just a normal Friday
16:23Angie had been to the gym
16:24She'd come to pick me up
16:25So we could drive home
16:26So we're getting out of the car
16:28And suddenly
16:29We hear the screech of tyres
16:30And there's a Ford Escort
16:32Come sharking towards us
16:34And then I see a gun
16:35Coming out the window
16:36Angie's like
16:37We need a macaron for it
16:38They're going to come back for us
16:40Then I heard it
16:43Was she okay?
16:47She got it in the leg
16:48Hospital saved her
16:50Just
16:51Thank God for that
16:53That was the start of the end then
16:54You know
16:54This beautiful utopia
16:57Had been turned into guns and gangs
16:58You know what?
17:04This is not going to work out
17:05All this
17:05What?
17:07I'm going to bell up that vow
17:08I'm going to tell her
17:09I'm just going to tell her
17:10I'm going to find someone
17:10Look, look, look, I think I found her
17:12Looks like she got married last year
17:14Look
17:14I see?
17:15This is Angie, right?
17:16So beautiful
17:17Hang on
17:18That's not Matty
17:19The groom
17:20Who is that then?
17:21I've no idea
17:22Oh my God
17:25Ah
17:26The priest
17:27The priest
17:28Is Matty Ravenscroft
17:30Can I help you?
17:43I very much hope so
17:44I am looking for a particular cheese
17:47Well, you've come to the right place
17:49Do you happen to have the panties gone?
17:53Er, I'm afraid not, no
17:55Shame
17:55What about a timber doodle?
18:00Ticklemore?
18:02No
18:02No, sorry
18:04Dirt lover?
18:06No
18:06How about a stinking bishop?
18:09That
18:09I think we do have, actually
18:11Just wait there
18:12I'll go check
18:13Marvellous
18:13Take your time, sweetheart
18:15It's for a very special friend
18:17A big cheese
18:21You might say
18:22Honestly, you're such a fucking idiot
18:27Why didn't you lock the van?
18:29I did
18:29You didn't fucking lock it
18:30Oh, fuck off
18:31If you hadn't have got drunk with fucking Ashy
18:33In the first place
18:34You making that sound like an accusation
18:36That is wild
18:37All that shit was in their face
18:38Ali, honestly
18:39Your negativity is really bumming me out
18:41Right now
18:41Can you stop?
18:42Fuck off, no, you're ridiculous
18:42Fuck off
18:43Oh, fucking perfect
18:45Just when you think the day couldn't get any worse
18:48Is something wrong?
18:49Yes
18:49Something's fucking wrong
18:51Perceptive
18:52As ever
18:53You're the new girlfriend, then?
18:56Yeah
18:57Lesbians
18:59Yeah
19:01What?
19:05No, it's just that
19:06I don't get it with lesbians
19:09I mean
19:09It's like vegetarians, isn't it?
19:11You know
19:11Saying that they don't want meat
19:13And then stuffing fucking
19:15Mung bean moussaka
19:17Or fucking beetroot bangers into themselves
19:20And all they should be doing
19:21Is noshing down on some proper meat
19:24What the fuck, Ewan, though?
19:25It's strap-ons
19:26A bit of a contradiction, isn't it?
19:28Oh, my God
19:28What is wrong with you?
19:30I don't mind
19:31I mean
19:31The sight of two women getting it on together
19:35Oh, my God
19:36Oh, my fucking God
19:37You're not my own daughter
19:39I don't know
19:39I can't think about that, no
19:41There are other women
19:42But not the butch ones
19:44You're just a nice lady
19:45Will you shut the fuck up?
19:47What the fuck are we going to do, Faye?
19:48We're fucking homeless
19:49I don't fucking know
19:49Any bright ideas to bring to the table?
19:51What do you mean, you're homeless?
19:53Our fucking van has been nicked
19:54Everything's gone
19:55Oh, fuck
19:56Oh
19:56Can we stay at mine, eh?
20:00Yours?
20:02What, at the farm?
20:03Oh, you two
20:04You get yourself sorted
20:05You can show your intended way you grew up
20:08Be nice
20:10Right
20:23There we are
20:25Same old shithole, then?
20:39Hey
20:40This used to be her bedroom
20:44Still got some of her old school books in there
20:46She was smart
20:47Before she got involved with toe rags and no marks
20:51No offence
20:52Yeah, no
20:53None taken
20:54Right, well
20:55You know where everything is
20:57More or less
20:58So, er
20:58Meet yourselves at home
21:01Oh
21:03And if you're going to have any rumpy-pumper
21:06Keep the noise down
21:08Hey, same goes with me
21:09If I bring back a lady friend
21:10Lady friend?
21:12Yeah, or fucking porno
21:13Whatever
21:14You know what I'm saying
21:15Oh my god
21:16Fuck me
21:20Fuck me
21:20Fuck it now
21:23I hated this place
21:28It's just that smell
21:30Just that smell
21:30Just brings it back
21:32You know
21:32And my mum
21:33She had this, like
21:36Sadness
21:38Hanging over her
21:39Yeah
21:42Probably because she was married to him
21:44Yeah, probably
21:46Look, it's just for a few days, alright?
21:54Until we find somewhere else
21:56It does smell weird, isn't it?
22:00Yeah, I know
22:00It smells really bad
22:03Everything starts with an E
22:04Despite being posted anonymously
22:06We've managed to trace the original IP address
22:08You might be surprised who it belongs to
22:11Hmm
22:14What my daughter does is her business
22:17And even if I knew anything about her activities
22:21Or where she's living, which I don't
22:23I wouldn't fucking tell you two cunts
22:27You must be proud of how she's turned out
22:28You're Alison
22:29Hanging around with scum like Vinnie O'Neill
22:32Getting involved with illegal activities
22:34No, I'm not happy
22:35But there's one way it could have been worse
22:38She could have been a fucking piggy
22:41Oink, oink
22:42Now fuck off
22:45I'm hearing on the grapevine
22:50That you had a little visit from Curtis Plum
22:53Who, for reasons best known to himself
22:55Has been hanging out with these two losers
22:57Who's told you that?
23:06Oops
23:06It's only Tiffany's great sis
23:08Deserve snapping
23:09Oh hello, what's this section, Ken, eh?
23:14Rare and collectible
23:16What about?
23:17Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon
23:19On pink vinyl
23:21Breaking that would be a crime
23:22Mirror noises
23:24About an illegal rave, Ken
23:26Possibly Vincent O'Neill
23:28And his gang of scroaty friends involved
23:30I'm not grasped, Mr Slater
23:31Oh fuck me tickle, fine
23:51Tell you what I fucking know
23:53So I did a facial recognition search
23:57And bingo
23:59Let's have a look
24:00Look at that bloody moustache
24:01What's his name there?
24:02He's changed it to Reverend Raptor
24:06He's at a church 40 miles away
24:08Are you sure that's him, dude?
24:10Definitely him
24:10Yeah, but he doesn't look like a fucking ear wizard
24:12It's him
24:13Fuck Matty Ravenscroft
24:15A priest
24:16Fucking mind-blowing
24:17Oof
24:18I need a drink
24:19Come on, Vin
24:20For Val and Verne
24:21We've got to make it happen
24:22I know
24:22We've just got to keep
24:23Bloody preparations up, don't we?
24:25Fucking lights
24:26The generator
24:27You know he's going to have that kind of shit
24:28Fucking Chinese dance
24:29Oh
24:29I'm not going seeing that Chinese come
24:31Not for a minute
24:32No, you can't say that
24:33Wait till you see him
24:34Hey, I'll tell you something else
24:35You can take this fucker with you
24:37Always get slippy on the price
24:38He'll screw us over
24:39Fuck that
24:39Not going with that fucking NPC
24:41NPC?
24:42Yeah
24:43Would an NPC do that?
24:45You fucking zoomer
24:46Oh
24:47Stinger
24:49Yes
25:00It's us
25:01Made to see Chinese done
25:02Who's us?
25:04The people that you can see
25:05I know you
25:06We've tightened security
25:08So I'm going to need names
25:09Tighten security on your warehouse
25:10That says knockoff gear
25:11Don
25:12Donkey
25:13Mick
25:15That wasn't hard, was it?
25:23Donkey
25:23Yeah
25:24Fine
25:26Calvin says that you're in the market for a large generator
25:31Yeah
25:32Biggest you can lay your hands on
25:33Bullen get me hands on a big one
25:34Now where would you be wanting one of them?
25:36What business is that of yours?
25:37I'll tell you what business it is of mine
25:39Person I've never met before in my life
25:41I don't let my stock leave here and be used for criminal enterprises
25:44Look it's for a huge rave night
25:46Yeah for a couple that fell in love raving
25:48And the block's dying
25:50Oh it's like a love request
25:52Like I should have said
25:53I used to be a raver
25:54What when?
25:56T-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t
25:59Techno, techno, techno
26:00Give it to me now
26:02Techno, techno, techno
26:03Pump it, pump it, pump it
26:04Techno, techno, techno
26:05Pump me up, pump me up
26:07Techno, techno
26:08N-t, n-t, n-t, n-t, n-t, n-t, n-t, n-t, n-t, n-t, n-t, n-t
26:11Bob O'clock
26:12Good God
26:15Yeah, so we need a generator
26:17And some lights
26:19And how much do I want for them speakers?
26:21Hey, they're good speakers then
26:22Shall we say three grand all in?
26:25Three grand you can fuck off
26:26Alright, two five
26:27But that's me going out on a limb
26:28Grand, final offer
26:29Grand?
26:30Yeah
26:31Why don't you take this shirt too?
26:35Take it off me back
26:36Go on, you might as well have it
26:37That's what you want
26:38And I'll tell you what else you can have as well
26:40Why don't you have this lovely vest?
26:41Just leave it on
26:43Go on, that's what you're asking for
26:44Everything I've got
26:45JJ, just fucking pay them
26:46His fucking belly button's about to swallow me
26:48Alright, listen
26:48Generator, them lights over there
26:50Speakers, two grand, alright?
26:52Two grand?
26:53Why don't you just take my fucking trousers?
26:56Just pay them, JJ
26:57On my way
26:58You can fucking pay them, JJ
27:00Hello, guys
27:13Can you smell that?
27:17That is a Dorset Blue Vinny
27:19Now it's a hard, crumbly cheese with blue veins
27:24Which I thought was quite appropriate
27:25Given our mutual friend, Vincent
27:28Now you listen here, Joey
27:30If you don't play ball
27:32It could be the last smell that you ever smell
27:35No, I don't...
27:37I do not take death threats lightly
27:41Nor do I like suspicious summonings to car parks
27:44So here's my offer to you, right?
27:47You either work with me
27:49Or you work against me
27:50Capisce?
27:52Oh!
27:52Oh!
27:54Little fuck!
27:56Let me
27:57Oh!
27:58Fucking no!
28:00Oh!
28:02That's it, you run, run, run, little davey
28:04To wherever I've all you came from
28:06Because when I find you
28:08I'm going to turn you
28:09And everything you treasure
28:11Into fucking fondos!
28:14Ow!
28:30In the grace of your love
28:34You don't turn me away
28:38In the grace of your love
28:42You hear any of that?
28:46No, brother
28:46Good
28:49Forgive me, Father
28:57For I have sinned
28:58I've taken a lot of drugs
29:01I've had sex with a lot of women
29:04I've not always been faithful
29:07And I've encouraged people
29:11On a path of hedonism and debauchery
29:15But I did it all
29:18With the best human being I have ever known
29:23Curtis
29:25Get his flum
29:33Matthew Ravenscroft
29:35Oh my god
29:38I'll stare to you
29:48What happened to the wizard?
29:52Me and Angie were good
29:53Together for a while
29:54In Goa
29:55We've travelled a bit
29:57But
29:57We tried to keep up
29:59With the alternative lifestyle
30:00You know
30:01Plenty of skunk
30:02Plenty of whoppers
30:03Downers
30:04You name it
30:06But we weren't getting any younger
30:07And the people we were partying with
30:09They ended up looking like our children
30:10You know
30:13Things move on without you realising
30:15Eventually
30:18Me and Angie
30:19We
30:20Broke up
30:21It wasn't acrimonious
30:23It had just run its course
30:24But
30:24I was in a terrible place
30:27But I'd come down
30:30Paranoid
30:32And I'm sat
30:35At the side of this
30:36Dusty road
30:37And this car pulls opposite
30:40Stops outside this
30:41Crappy store
30:42To get some drinks
30:43The windows open
30:45And I hear this song
30:48It's Save a Prayer
30:49By Jaron Jaron
30:50Save a Prayer?
30:53Yeah
30:53And it got me thinking about my dad
30:55And how religious he was
30:56And how I pushed all that aside
30:58And then
30:59Like a rush
31:01Like a
31:04Kind of
31:05Epiphany
31:06Exactly
31:08Yeah
31:09It hit me
31:11In that moment
31:14I knew I had to give myself to God
31:16Wow
31:17And first word I saw
31:19After thinking this
31:20Was
31:20Raptor
31:21Which means soulful
31:23That's why I changed my name
31:25Mate
31:28You had a rave in your surname
31:30Listen
31:32There's this couple
31:33Val and Vernon
31:33And
31:34Vernon's dying
31:36And they fell in love
31:39Because of us
31:40Back in the day
31:40So I've agreed to put
31:42One last rave on for him
31:43I want you by my side
31:45I'm not the wizard anymore
31:47Curtis
31:48You are
31:48Yes you are
31:49Because it's inside
31:50Yeah
31:51What we did
31:53Weren't so different
31:54It was spiritual
31:56We lifted them up
31:57We showed them God
31:58It was all chemicals
32:00It faded
32:01Jesus turned water
32:03Into wine
32:04Brother
32:04Just because you're old
32:07It didn't mean
32:07Them feelings aren't real
32:08People fell in love
32:11They saw a different way
32:12Of being
32:13And
32:13Now I stayed with them
32:14Everyone
32:26I want you to put
32:29Your motherfucking hands together
32:30And let me introduce you
32:34To a very
32:35Very special friend of mine
32:36Please welcome
32:39The wizard
32:41Obi
32:42To a very special friend of mine
33:12Dancing, yeah, dancing
33:18Nobody move!
33:20This is a raid! Stay exactly where you are!
33:23What the fuck do you lot want? You're fucking ruining it!
33:25This is illegal entry, and I have it on good authority
33:28that there's an unlicensed event taking place at this venue this very evening.
33:33Yeah, and where have you heard that?
33:34Oh, Kenny Rogers told me.
33:35Fucking Kenny Rogers! Wait till I see him!
33:37Seize the gear team. Secure the building.
33:39There'll be no rave happening here.
33:41Yeah, check it, will ya?
33:43I'll play with you, son!
33:48Oh, God!
33:50Right, yeah.
33:51Nice shoes!
33:52Hey, er...
33:53Wait till your bishop is about this.
33:58I shall pray for you.
33:59Mmm. All right, Ali Bongo.
34:01Off you fuck to your pantomime.
34:03All I need was the love you gave.
34:19I came back only yesterday and my father came
34:24What do you mean?
34:26Come on, come on, come on again
34:28All I needed was love you again
34:31All I needed was love you again
34:33All I needed for another day
34:35And I'll never leave you, only you
34:40Sometimes when I think of you, when it's only a game
34:49And I need you, listen to the words that you say
34:55It's getting harder to speak
34:58When I see you, all I needed was love you again
35:05All I needed for another day
35:09And all I am
35:14Wake up, wake the fuck up
35:16All I wanted was a fucking good dad
35:19Happy parents and a happy family
35:22Is that too much to ask?
35:24Fucking selfish, pointless old cunt
35:32What the fuck?
35:39Ali Cern
35:42No
35:45Do you think you know everything?
35:47Because you're a grown woman
35:48Fuck off!
35:49Your mother
35:53She had anxiety
35:55Crippling anxiety
35:57And paranoia
35:59Could barely get through the fucking day
36:02You were little
36:03You didn't understand
36:05So yeah
36:08I drank
36:10And yeah
36:11I flirted with other women
36:13Because
36:15Fucking being out there
36:18Was fucking better than being in here with her
36:21You had two kids
36:22Didn't we make you happy?
36:23Of course you did
36:24You know
36:25I don't remember once
36:26You fucking
36:27Reading me a bedtime story
36:29Not once
36:30You pick me up from school
36:31I don't have one
36:32Single memory
36:33Of you showing me
36:34That you loved me
36:35And that you wanted me
36:36And that you cared for me
36:37Like her father should do
36:38To his fucking daughter
36:40That's not true
36:42I've always been proud of you
36:46I used to tell people
36:48Down the pub
36:49How clever you were
36:51I used to fucking have you
36:52On the tractor
36:55So many
36:57And you'd be giggling
36:59But you forgot that
37:00Because she poisoned you against me
37:01That's a load of fucking crap
37:02It's bullshit
37:03And do you know how I know that?
37:04Because I fucking wrote it down
37:06I used to write stories
37:08I know you did
37:09And there's one up there
37:11The fucking lonely lion
37:13In that fucking dusty
37:14Old fucking bedroom
37:16And I got a fucking A star
37:18An A star on it
37:19Do you know why it was so good?
37:21Because the lonely lion
37:22Who was fucking tougher
37:23Than anyone else
37:24In the fucking jungle
37:25But broken inside
37:27It was about me
37:28Wasn't it?
37:29I wrote it
37:30About fucking me
37:35I'm sorry
37:37Really sorry
37:40I know I've never been any good at this
37:42Go inside
37:43Alison
37:44No I'm serious
37:45Just fuck off
37:46You're too old for this shit
37:47You'll catch your death
37:51Oli!
37:56Fucked is what we are
37:57We've got no lights
37:58We've got no bloody generator
37:59We've got no fucking decks
38:00Gone
38:01This is fucking Carl Slater
38:02This to a shagging tea
38:03Fuck me
38:04Are you sure that he shags dog?
38:05You fucking poodles
38:06Is what he bums
38:07Why would you choose poodles?
38:12No no
38:13No no I wouldn't bum any dog
38:14But if I did it certainly wouldn't be a fucking poodle
38:17You don't even have nice faces
38:19Oh my god
38:20Well which dog would you choose then?
38:22I wouldn't bum any dog
38:23No if you had to
38:24No if you had to
38:25I wouldn't bum any dog
38:26No if you had to
38:27Red setter
38:28Straight in with red setter
38:29He's a dicko
38:30Right well you just tell him Val and Vernon then
38:32Can't tell a dying man we've fucked up his love request
38:34It's terrible
38:35You won't have to
38:38Carl Slater might have the law on his side
38:40But I have a much bigger man in my corner
38:43Those who stand firm during testing are blessed
38:48Cops used to try and thwart us all the time back in the 80s
38:51And when they did
38:52We had to find another way
38:55Yeah
38:56I know of anyu
38:59The rest is down to you guys
39:01Hallelujah
39:02The wizard
39:03Amen
39:04The aim of this government is to make everyone as miserable as possible
39:09We're doing a fucking thing
39:12We're planning to hit your love
39:16We're planning to hit your love
39:18We're planning to hit your love
39:20Oh fuck
39:21Fuck that
39:22Fuck that
39:23Ooh
39:24Whoa
39:25He fucked us in the arse Kenny
39:28Not in a good way
39:30Oh fuck
39:31Go on wait what's the crack then
39:33He fucked us in the arse Kenny
39:35Not in a good way
39:36All right, go on. What's the crack, then?
39:39People are coming in big numbers.
39:41Fuck.
39:41They're heading in the direction they're being told.
39:43Ready, please?
39:44Oh, yeah.
39:45Oh, my God.
39:45Dude, that's fucking sick.
39:47Come on.
39:51Hey, how's it going?
39:53Yeah, good. You all right?
39:54Benny looks sick.
39:55I think it's almost ready.
39:57You can release the location.
39:58You sure?
39:59Yeah, 100%.
40:06Oh, Colbert.
40:36Ha, ha, ha.
40:37Buzzy man.
41:04Hello?
41:05Sorry to interrupt your home time, sir, but have you seen the email I've sent you?
41:09Email? What email?
41:10Kenny Rogers sent us intel.
41:12The rave's back on.
41:15Fuck.
41:18Fucking...
41:18Are you in the bath, sir?
41:20Assemble a fucking team!
41:30It's yet two minutes, Sarge.
41:31Go, mate.
41:48Close it in.
41:49You need to stop by.
41:54Bye, then, Brian.
41:55Let's move.
41:56I think we've been misinformed, sir.
42:08Oh, you fucking think.
42:11I'm going back to that twat Rogers, and I'm going to smash every single piece of vinyl that I can get my hands on.
42:17I love you so much, man.
42:30I love you.
42:37Hey, fathead.
42:39You're not so bad, you sad old cunt.
42:55Is this because you're off your face?
42:59No, it's because you're my dad's...
43:02Yeah, I am off my face.
43:03Ha, ha, ha.
43:04I want someone down.
43:34All right, I can get you a bloke who's pretending to be dead.
43:36It's very cheap, very meanable.
43:37No.
43:37Somebody already dead.
43:39Where's the body?
43:40Coroners.
43:41Right, hold on to your hats.
43:44We're going to have any chance walking a dead bodied on a main street.
43:47It's Halloween.
43:50Right, I'm going to get you.
43:52Oh, he's got the wrong fucking mummy.
43:54He's drunk driving with a stolen corpse.
43:56Fuck off!
43:58Any questions?
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