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Terry and Arthur help a young widow who has been swindled out of her life savings in a Majorcan property scheme run by Freddie Fenton, a crooked businessman. She gets her money back, but only after Des and Terry hijack Fenton's Rolls-Royce and blackmail him.
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03:59Joe, why?
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06:59Don't you know what?
07:00Police, the solicitors I even thought of hiring a private detective, but I've heard so many
07:04stories about them.
07:05But you haven't yet tried me.
07:07Oh, it's nice of you, Arthur, but...
07:10No, I mean it.
07:11I think I can offer you just the help you need.
07:17Ifaristo Poly, paragonon.
07:21I don't know anything about property deals, Arthur.
07:24No, but your average intelligence, you know how to bring pressure to bear and your heart's
07:28in the right place.
07:29Look, I know she's a friend of yours, but she's grown up, isn't she? At least I presume she is. Nobody forced her to hand over the money.
07:36Terry, she was conned in the most heartless way. Young woman, recently widowed.
07:42Please, not the violins.
07:44No, but you can see it, can't you? The villa in Majorca was security. A home, a new life. It all seemed kosher.
07:50And she wasn't the only one to get taken.
07:52See, what they do is they open with a big glossy brochure, follow it up with a free trip to where the villas are going to be built.
07:57Balls of champagne all round, no expense spared.
08:00How bad's that?
08:01Not bad at all. As long as the villa you paid for gets built.
08:04It's a job for the law.
08:06No, they can't do anything. In a case like this, you've got to prove it was planned as a fraud from the start.
08:12I don't think I have your undivided attention.
08:15Look, I'll be honest with you. I mean, she drives a cab for a living. She can't afford to pay me, can she?
08:20When you get her 6,000 quid back, we're in for 12 and a half percent.
08:25The bounty under.
08:28What's 12 and a half percent of nothing?
08:32There you are, Arthur.
08:33Joe.
08:36Sit down.
08:37This is the young man I was telling you about. Terry, Joe. Joe, Terry.
08:41Hello.
08:42Yeah, funny enough, Terry was just saying he looks on your story as a sort of challenge.
08:48And how he'd be delighted to help.
08:51Yeah. Yeah, that's right.
08:53If you're agreeable.
08:54Well, I don't quite know what you're saying. Of course, I'll make it worth your while.
08:58I put that rather clumsily, didn't I?
09:01No, not at all.
09:03What I meant to say was, if you recover the money, then you can take what you think is right.
09:07That's worth thinking about, isn't it?
09:09Um, this is the one letter I got from you.
09:15Yeah, just a volume part.
09:19Sunworthy. Homes in the Sun and Co. Limited.
09:21I like the name. It seems sort of reliable. The man I dealt with was Ralph Hurst.
09:26Yeah.
09:28All right, then I'll shoot around and have a word with him this afternoon.
09:30Why waste time?
09:32What's wrong with now?
09:33Because he'll be having lunch, like everybody else.
09:36Now, there's a clever bit of deduction.
09:39Mr. Daly, we have some very special baby lamestering today.
09:43Or if the lady prefers fish, we have some very special fresh barboot.
09:47How about some very special red scene now?
09:50No, thank you.
09:51Driving?
09:52Yes. Taking a customer to White City.
09:57We'll drop you off.
09:59Oh, how kind.
10:00Right then, George.
10:01Now, what are you going to have, Joe?
10:17This is 188, isn't it?
10:26Sunworthy Homes.
10:28I'm not the first, then.
10:29Listen.
10:30We have no connection with Sunworthy Homes.
10:32We have no knowledge of the whereabouts of Sunworthy or any Sunworthy personnel.
10:37We had never heard of Sunworthy till we moved here last month.
10:40And only them from other people.
10:41We cannot help you in any way, Mr. Booze.
10:47Says it all, doesn't it?
10:48Are you Mr. Booze?
10:51Are you a customer?
10:52Because if not, you can push off.
10:54Hey.
10:55I'm not afraid to scream, you know.
10:57Where's Hurst?
10:58Good morning.
11:11They've all gone, I'm afraid.
11:13Sorry?
11:14You looking for an allotment?
11:16We're all growing our own now.
11:18No, no.
11:19I'm looking for someone called Hurst.
11:22Well, I'm someone called Hurst?
11:24What is it?
11:26Ralph Hurst.
11:27No, he's my father.
11:31Well, would he be at home?
11:32Why?
11:33I want a word with him.
11:36What about?
11:37Well, I'd rather tell him that.
11:40It's about the villas in Mallorca.
11:42I'm working on behalf of a friend.
11:45Where are you from?
11:45A newspaper?
11:46No, no, I'm just...
11:47I see.
11:47You've just come to lean on him.
11:49To hound him.
11:50To cause him distress.
11:51Cause him distress?
11:53What do you think he did to all those poor punters who lost their money on villas that never got built?
11:57Don't waste your time, son.
12:04Get out of here.
12:05Get off my land.
12:07Look, which of those houses is yours?
12:14I warned you.
12:14I'm sick to death of people abusing my father.
12:33Oh, yeah?
12:34There's something he didn't do.
12:35What about conning people out of all their savings?
12:38He didn't con anyone.
12:40That will do.
12:41That will do.
12:43Now, just look at your clothes, that pair of you.
12:46Yes, you've done the beans and the spring cabbage with power of harm, too.
12:49He's another one of them, Dad.
12:51I'm not another one of anything.
12:53I'm a friend of someone who lost their money on your villas racket.
12:57I see.
12:59You'd better come inside.
13:00Oh, but Dad.
13:01He deserves an explanation.
13:04We're in full view of everyone around here.
13:07I don't know what your mother's going to say.
13:17Sugar, Mr. Terry.
13:18No, thanks.
13:20Let's go, Mr. Terry.
13:22Oh, thank you.
13:23I think he wants to say his piece.
13:25Well, let me.
13:27You see, Mr. Terry, the sunworthy fiasco was as much a blow to me as it must have been to your friend.
13:34Six thousand quids, would you?
13:35Are you going to listen or not?
13:37It's all right, Graham.
13:39Ralph was facing redundancy when it started.
13:41I sold pharmaceuticals, but horns were being drawn in and they were obliged to let me go.
13:46So, the handshake was far from golden.
13:49So, when Freddie Fenton offered me the job...
13:52Freddie Fenton?
13:54Yes, it was his project.
13:55Naturally, I seized the opportunity with both hands.
13:58You see, at the end of it, by way of commission, there would have been a small villa for us.
14:03An ideal place to retire to.
14:06So, you're not sunworthy, then?
14:08No, he employed me as one of the salesmen.
14:11But that's not the point.
14:12Because he did the selling, he has to take the blame.
14:15You've no idea what it's been like.
14:17People coming here, accusing him, threatening violence.
14:20It's not only frightening, it's humiliating.
14:24Why didn't you send all these people round to Fenton?
14:27Well, if it had become a police matter, I wouldn't have hesitated.
14:29The man's done nothing wrong.
14:35I gave my word I wouldn't disclose his whereabouts.
14:38He's probably left London now anyway.
14:41There's no purpose to be served by pursuing him.
14:44There's no money.
14:46He's bankrupt, I expect.
14:48I'm sorry for the creditors, of course.
14:50But why punish a man because he's made a mistake?
14:54Where was he the last time you saw him?
14:56Oh, don't ask any more questions.
14:57He doesn't know and wouldn't tell you anyway.
14:59God knows why.
15:00Fenton owes him three months' commission.
15:02And then there was that business about...
15:04Look, he didn't mean it.
15:04He didn't know what he was saying.
15:05Now, don't blame him for getting excited.
15:07Excited?
15:08Threatening to beat you up if you persisted in asking for money that was yours?
15:12He did not mean it!
15:13I hope you understand now, Mr. Terry, that I was not responsible for your friend's loss.
15:22Yeah.
15:25Yeah, okay.
15:28Thank you for the tea.
15:31I'm, uh, sorry about...
15:34No, don't be silly, you lot.
15:37I'll see you out.
15:43I don't want to upset Ralph any further.
15:53But I don't think he should take all the responsibility for Fenton's mistakes.
16:01It might help.
16:03It's his office address.
16:04Freddie, can I have a word?
16:21What about?
16:22Son worthy.
16:24No, thanks.
16:25Nothing to say.
16:27You'd better have something to say.
16:29No comment.
16:30No comment.
16:30Nothing to say.
16:32Fenton.
16:32Thank you very much.
16:33That's all I have to say.
16:34Jump.
16:35Fenton!
16:41Fenton!
16:42I'm not moving from here till you come out.
16:45Fenton!
16:47Fenton!
16:48He's gone home, mate.
16:49He's all the way by half past four.
16:51No, he's still in there.
16:52He won't come out, that's all.
16:54What's your game, then?
16:55He owes me some money.
16:56You want to take the appropriate steps.
16:59Go through the proper channels.
17:00A barney in the street won't do no good.
17:02No, you're right, dear.
17:04I'll go through the proper channels.
17:07I'll go through the proper channels.
17:07Go through the proper channels.
17:19I'll go through the proper channels.
17:23All right,br automaker.
17:26Mr. Fenton, I'm in the house opposite, keeping an eye on your front door, so you'd better stay put.
17:49Now, what I want you to...
17:56Hey, you can't look you're trespassing.
18:01No, I'm not. I'm exercising my citizens' right of arrest.
18:05What do you mean?
18:07Sunworthy. Can only mean one thing, can't it?
18:11Look, I don't know what you want.
18:16I want £6,000 that belongs to a friend of mine, Mrs. Josephine Williams, who put it down as a deposit on one of your villas that never got built.
18:24Are you trying to threaten me?
18:25I'm not sure yet. We'll see how it goes.
18:30I've just been talking to Hurst.
18:32Oh, no doubt. He told you I was the villain and he was the harmless dupe.
18:36No.
18:37Yeah, well, let me tell you something. He was no help at all.
18:40He was supposed to be partners. He was supposed to be the business expert.
18:43All he knew about was selling, an hour not to upset the natives.
18:47It's not very easy to admit you've failed.
18:49Oh, I hope you're not going to make me cry. I get upset very easily.
18:52I don't want to upset anybody. You should have thought of that before you conned Mrs. Williams and the rest of them out there.
18:56No, I didn't con anybody.
18:58If you didn't con Mrs. Williams, how come she lost six grand?
19:01I've done my best to pay everybody back.
19:03If anybody was conned, I was.
19:04All right, I was a bad businessman.
19:08I was undercapitalised.
19:10I got taken by the bloke who owned the land in Mallorca.
19:13In the end, I found I was paying way over the top for it.
19:15It's been a bloody nightmare. I wish I'd never got myself into it.
19:18But what are you going to do about it?
19:20There's nothing I can do about it. I'm bust, broke.
19:24So she's just got to write off £6,000.
19:26I wish I'd only lost £6,000. Everything's gone by lot.
19:29I didn't take my car to wear a beautiful jag.
19:32Wish I'd never heard of Mallorca.
19:33Look, I'm doing my best to get straight.
19:38If I do, I promise you.
19:40Oh, don't make promises you can't keep.
19:43Oi, what are you living on?
19:45Social Security.
19:47You mean the poor old taxpayer has to keep the likes of you?
19:49I've paid my share over the years.
19:52In myself, I see nothing against using a bit of pressure.
20:03Fair.
20:04Would have done no good at all.
20:05Well, if you say so.
20:06Are they sailing about my membership?
20:08Oh, I'll leave it a bit, Arthur.
20:09Come as my guest a few times.
20:10Show your face.
20:11I'll introduce you around and then we'll put out a few feelers.
20:13It's not a night what I'm after.
20:14I just want to join the club, that's all.
20:15So you'll tell Joel, right?
20:17Me?
20:18That's your department.
20:19I just tell her good news.
20:20See, what do you mean about the narrow lapels?
20:21Yeah, more discreet.
20:23She's working till nine tonight and I'm going to Montclair with Harold.
20:26Where are we?
20:27What do you think about the whistle, Terry?
20:29What does he know?
20:30Yeah, what do I know?
20:31I'm still into wide lapels.
20:33Listen, you said you wanted to help her.
20:35I do.
20:36We eat in there, Harold.
20:37Yes, I put your table at half past eight.
20:38A bit early, isn't it?
20:39That's why I put you on the case.
20:41Put me on the case?
20:42Listen, you can say that when you're giving me $200 a day plus expenses.
20:46Best to be here before it gets busy.
20:47Okay, well, it's your problem, Terry.
20:49It's your 12 and a half percent of six grand.
20:51Mine?
20:52It was ours yesterday.
20:53Oh, that's why you still had a chance of getting it.
20:55Yeah.
20:57Yeah, well, thanks.
20:59Thanks a lot.
21:32Won't be a minute, Mr. Fenton, sir.
21:34That's all right.
21:36I want it done properly.
21:41I like this one much better, the old blue one you had, sir.
21:45The old blue one was a 76.
21:47I know, sir.
21:49But there is nothing like a brand new car.
21:52Even there is gross, sir.
21:57Thank you, very much, sir.
22:15Hey, Tilly! Tilly!
22:34No, not this afternoon, Des, no.
22:35Oh, God, 15 minutes, that's all.
22:38What's up with the young Kevin now?
22:40I wish I knew he didn't come in again today.
22:42He's just round the corner in High Street Kent. It's a Mercedes.
22:45Look, you can bring your suit with you.
22:47Desmond, it's pouring with rain.
22:49Well, it's in a plastic bag.
22:51I'm not. Come on.
22:52Silly idiot's left the radio on.
23:22Here, gives me two bucks.
23:23Here you go.
23:33You didn't dump the van back at the garage.
23:35Thanks.
23:36All right. Come this way, gentlemen.
23:55Good evening, Mr. Stern.
23:56Hello, Julia. How are you?
23:57Fine. How are you?
23:58Good. Terrific.
23:59Mr. Daly is my guest.
24:00Good evening.
24:01You've been keeping well?
24:02Very well. Thank you.
24:03Splendid.
24:04All set for a heavy night.
24:05Oh, I hope so.
24:06Here, I'll set the book out.
24:10Thank you very much.
24:12Come with me.
24:14Good evening.
24:15Good evening.
24:15I think Fenton didn't know what he was doing and you all paid for it.
24:20Now, Hurst is really down on his luck.
24:22And Fenton, he's got a crummy little office.
24:24He drives an old banger.
24:26Now, if anybody got any money out of it, it wasn't those two.
24:28Does Arthur know about it?
24:30Yeah, yeah.
24:30I told him.
24:31He's very disappointed, of course.
24:33Yeah.
24:33But he didn't stop him going to the Montclair this evening.
24:37Well, I told you about that, didn't he?
24:39Yeah.
24:40Seemed important to him.
24:41Would you like a drink?
24:43Uh, yes, please.
24:44Yeah.
24:56Friends of yours?
24:57I used to be a caster of mine some years ago.
25:00I can see him here.
25:01Yeah.
25:03I haven't got much choice at the moment.
25:07I mean, I've got to earn my living.
25:09And there's the housekeeping and the shopping and the cooking.
25:12Ah, you made too much of that.
25:14I mean, I mean, it's just a way of filling in time, isn't it, really?
25:18Well.
25:19Look, I understand.
25:21It's good for us all to have some sort of routine to work by,
25:23but you've got to change it a little.
25:25I mean, extend your frontiers.
25:28What frontiers did you have in mind?
25:33Five pounds.
25:34Thank you, sir.
25:35Your mate's not doing too well.
25:37He can afford it.
25:38Huh?
25:39What's he in?
25:40Property.
25:40He's had some very nice developments in Spain, apparently.
25:43There's some nice ones there, too, if you don't keep losing.
25:45I like Beethoven.
26:00Did you see the film?
26:03Was it from a film?
26:06Don't answer that.
26:07Oh, hello?
26:11Uh, hold on.
26:13Turn it down, love.
26:18Andy?
26:19Oh, can't you find someone else?
26:21Oh, no, of course not.
26:25Would I let you down?
26:28I'm on my way.
26:31You're not going to work.
26:32Can't let them down.
26:35Oh, don't you, why not?
26:36You don't even like the job.
26:38That isn't the point, is it?
26:43I can't take any more disappointments.
26:49Good night.
26:50Good night.
26:51Good night, Mr Bailey.
26:53Good night.
26:53He remembered my name.
26:59I reckon Fiver was about right, don't you?
27:03I don't want to look ostentatious.
27:05Oh, yes, I think that was all right.
27:19Is your young lady driving you home tonight?
27:21No, no, no, she's off tonight.
27:22No, I'll, uh, I'll pick up a cab.
27:25I'll drop you home, if you like.
27:26Oh.
27:36Harold.
27:37That bloke of the Spanish Developments.
27:39Is his name Freddy Fender?
27:40Not quite.
27:41Freddy Fenton.
27:42Do you know where he lives?
27:43Where he lives?
27:43I can tell you his inside leg measurement, if you like.
27:45Hmm.
27:45Arthur, I've got some news for you.
28:08Instead, I'll do it.
28:09Oh, dear.
28:16Oh, dear.
28:21Yeah.
28:23Oh, dear.
28:26Oh, dear.
28:27Oh, dear.
28:37I'll close it.
29:00I think you'd better leave us, Val.
29:04Turn that thing off.
29:07Turn that music off.
29:14I suppose you think you're Jack the lad walking in here.
29:17You weren't quite straight with me, were you?
29:20You said you'd lost everything out of selling your Jag.
29:23It's lucky you had the roller, innit?
29:26That's not mine.
29:28It's got your initials on it.
29:29Doesn't mean to say I own it.
29:31It's leased by a company I do some work for.
29:33They allow me to use it.
29:35Oh, that's nice, innit?
29:37And what about all this?
29:38No, by another company.
29:39Gee, I don't own anything.
29:41Except, of course, that 1970 Cortina.
29:44Lucky to have all these companies that you could do some work for.
29:47Yeah, run by friends of mine.
29:49Where would we be without our friends?
29:51That's what I always say.
29:52And I don't like cheap con artists.
29:55That's what I always say.
29:56There's nothing cheap about me, son.
29:58This watch costs more money than you'll earn this year.
30:02But you don't own it, do you?
30:04It belongs to one of your companies.
30:06No.
30:07As a matter of fact, I did buy this.
30:09Out of winnings from a casino.
30:12A friend of mine lent me the original steak, of course.
30:14And I'm not a con artist.
30:16Like I told you before, I was unlucky.
30:18I paid too much for the land.
30:21That's right.
30:22But that was a deal you had with the landowner, wasn't it?
30:25Whatever you could get these poor punters to pay, that was the price of the land.
30:28And then when the company went bust, he'd quietly, very quietly, give you back half the money.
30:36That's just a fantasy.
30:38Is it?
30:41Well, now, here's a bit of reality.
30:43If Mrs. Williams doesn't get her six grand back today, I'm going to make you famous.
30:49I'm going to get you in all the Sunday papers.
30:51Oh, Freddy Fenton, Monster of the Mediterranean.
30:55Do you like it, eh?
30:56I'm going to get you on TV, on the radio, everything.
30:58I've been on the radio.
31:01I've been on the BBC.
31:02I've been on London Broadcasting.
31:06I even had a television crew here once.
31:08But I had to ask them to leave eventually.
31:11I've been to the Sunday newspapers, too.
31:13Not just the cheap ones.
31:14I've had more publicity than you've had hot dinners.
31:17So if that's the best you can do, sonny.
31:20Well, what about the neighbours?
31:22This is respectable stockbroker country, innit?
31:25Now, what are they going to say when they find out what sort of racket you're in?
31:28Yeah, well, I think you should meet some of them.
31:29I've got a friend next door.
31:31Just out of Dublin Maximum Security after five years.
31:34I'm sure he'd be delighted to meet you.
31:37Look, Fenton, I don't like my friends being conned.
31:41And I'm likely to turn very nasty.
31:43Oh, I wouldn't advise that.
31:46John.
31:48It's my chauffeur.
31:50And my gardener.
31:52They're likely to turn very nasty, too.
31:55And you're trespassing again.
31:56So we can use reasonable force to throw you out on your thick little head.
32:02But before you go, I'm going to do you a bit of a favour.
32:06I'm going to give you a little bit of advice.
32:08In this life, there are winners and losers.
32:11Now, I'm a winner.
32:13And people like you and your friend are losers.
32:16And there's not a great deal you can do about it.
32:18It's a fact of life.
32:19OK?
32:21So you just shove off.
32:23And don't try to be a hero because you won't make it.
32:26Losers never do.
32:28Goodbye.
32:34You haven't seen the last of me.
32:35I think I have.
32:49You better drive me around for the next few weeks, John.
32:53Yes, sir.
32:55Can I put the lamp on?
32:57I'm missing out on me tan.
32:58Of course you can, love.
33:03That's all finished with.
33:09Teddy!
33:14Teddy!
33:16Teddy!
33:19No, no, no, not today, mate.
33:25I'm not in your mood.
33:26No, no, I'm not after a favour today.
33:28I've come to pay you for the help you gave me.
33:30Pay me?
33:31Fair, fair.
33:35What's that?
33:36It's your share.
33:37My share of what?
33:38There's 500 quid there, Terry.
33:40Des, do you mean those motors?
33:42We were nicking them.
33:44Half a grand, Terry.
33:46All for you.
33:47Desmond, what are you trying to do?
33:49What are you trying to do to me?
33:50What are you trying to do?
33:51Des, carry!
34:01Desmond!
34:04Desmond!
34:05Desmond!
34:10Come here!
34:12Come here!
34:14Come here!
34:15Desmond!
34:16Desmond!
34:18Come here!
34:19Listen, you.
34:22That's gone!
34:22You wouldn't have been put away again.
34:24It was as safe as houses.
34:25Honest, it was.
34:26You're going to get those motors back.
34:28Terry, I can't do that.
34:29You're going to.
34:30Terry, they're all crated up and halfway to Saudi Arabia by now.
34:34There's a big waiting list for that class of motor over there.
34:36Desmond!
34:37No, look.
34:38Take the money and forget it.
34:39It was all a mistake.
34:39I'm sorry.
34:40I should have thought.
34:41Sam, shut up!
34:41Yeah, shut up, shut up.
34:42Could you nick a roller?
34:44Sure, sure.
34:44Anything.
34:44Any kind you want.
34:46It's a silver shadow about a month old.
34:48Oh, come on now.
34:49Hey, son.
34:49Yeah, sure, sure.
34:50It'll take a bit of finding, but for you to...
34:51Don't worry about that.
34:53I know exactly where to find it.
34:56Come on, Ed.
34:57Yeah, right.
34:58Let's get to work.
35:01Leave that.
35:02You can afford a new one now, can't you?
35:04Come on.
35:05I don't know, Terry.
35:27I don't think I can be associated with a criminal enterprise.
35:31Criminal enterprise?
35:32Look, he's bought it all with money, isn't it?
35:34Yeah, but suppose he reports it as stolen to the police.
35:37It'll be too late.
35:38And even if he does, Des will take the blame.
35:40Won't you, Des?
35:42Yeah.
35:43Nah, there's the insurance.
35:45You pinch in, he'll wait for the insurance to pay up and just buy a new one.
35:50Yeah, I hadn't thought of that.
35:51You're right.
35:52No, he's not.
35:53He's wrong.
35:55They're like gold, just new Rolls Royces.
35:57You can't get them.
35:58You know, people will pay 15,000 over the odds to get one.
36:02Listen, I knew a phone.
36:03Isn't that right?
36:05Well, you do have to take my word for it.
36:13Good afternoon.
36:14Good afternoon, sir.
36:15Can I help you?
36:16Yes, I'd like to know how long it takes to get a new Roller.
36:20Er, Royce.
36:21Rolls Royce.
36:22I won't give you the shock, sir.
36:24I'll get one of our salesmen.
36:26He won't keep you a moment.
36:29Good afternoon, Mr. Daly.
36:49Mr. Daly, what can I do for you?
36:51If I were to come in here, plonk down the cash now, full purchase price, mind, how long
36:56would it take me to get a new Silver Shadow?
36:59Rather longer than the gestation period of an elephant, sir.
37:02Yes, well, we're not all too logical experts.
37:07How long is that?
37:08About three years, I'm afraid, sir.
37:10Three years?
37:11Oh, I didn't think it was that long.
37:12There must be a way around that, Mr. Simpson.
37:15I'm sure you'll follow my drift, Mr. Simpson.
37:17I mean, chap comes in, not short of cash.
37:19Know what I mean?
37:19Yes, I do know what you mean, sir.
37:21And I'm afraid it wouldn't do any good at all.
37:23You see, none of our customers is short of cash.
37:26Oh, well, that's all right, then.
37:29Thanks.
37:30I'm not putting your name down, Mr. Daly.
37:33Nah.
37:34No, I think I'll stick for the maxi.
37:56This may not be the best place you've been.
38:23If it isn't, we'll find somewhere else.
38:26If you didn't make all this fuss with the Jag and the Mercedes...
38:28Well, that was different.
38:29Well, God, it all worked out.
38:31That's what we're doing here, isn't it?
38:32Working it all out.
38:38That's the old sod.
38:39That's the old sod.
40:58Tom, Mr. Fenton's account, isn't it?
41:00Oh, that's right.
41:03Sir?
41:04Right, now, where are you going to keep this?
41:21No one's saying thoughts, don't tell them, you'll don't want to know.
41:22It'll be quite safe, don't worry.
41:24Tell you what, tell you.
41:25They fetch a lot of money in the Middle East, these, you know.
41:28Desmond.
41:29Just making a point.
41:30Well, don't make a point.
41:31Don't even think about it.
41:32I can't help it.
41:33Well, stop it.
41:34Have you sorted out the lorry?
41:35Is that absolutely necessary?
41:36Yes, absolutely.
41:38Well, I wouldn't worry about your courtina.
41:51That's in your usual place in the car park.
41:53It's your roller that's been nicked.
41:55Hey, don't.
41:56Don't do that.
41:56You'll only get your suit ripped.
41:58Well, I should just tell the police.
41:59That's a novel idea, yeah.
42:01But if you do, my friend who's looking after the car,
42:05he'll see that something very dramatic happens to him.
42:08Like it might fall over a cliff or burst into flames, that sort of thing.
42:13So you wouldn't be any better off, would you?
42:15Now, on the other hand, if you was to return Mrs. Williams her 6,000 pounds,
42:20I think I could guarantee that you get your roller back good as new.
42:24But then, of course, it is brand new, isn't it?
42:26What's different, Freddie?
42:27Is he short?
42:28Let him have it.
42:29You can get a new one.
42:30Oh, shut up, John.
42:32Yeah, shut up, John.
42:33You see, it takes three years to get a new roller,
42:36and Freddie knows that, don't you?
42:37So where are we?
42:39Mrs. Williams gets her six grand back,
42:42and you get your roller back.
42:43Otherwise, you don't.
42:44And there's nothing you or anybody else can do about it.
42:47You know, I do hate having to say this,
42:50but you won't get away with it.
42:52Oh, yes, I will.
42:53And I'm going to do you a favor.
42:56I'll give you a bit of advice.
42:58You see, there are winners and losers in this world.
43:02Now, you, you're the one with the property,
43:04you're the one with the cash,
43:05you're the one with the roller,
43:06whether you say you own it or not.
43:08So you're the one who stands to lose.
43:10And me, I've got nothing.
43:12I'm fireproof.
43:13Here.
43:17Read that carefully.
43:18Take your time.
43:19It's your instructions.
43:20I'm fireproof.
43:26I'm fireproof.
43:26I'm fireproof.
43:28I'm fireproof.
43:29I'm fireproof.
43:30I'm fireproof.
43:36It's your control.
43:36It's your control.
43:37hold,
43:38you're the one with the fine vuана.
43:38I'm fireproof.
43:39I'm fireproof.
43:39Netflix,
43:39I'm fireproof.
43:40I'm fireproof.
43:40You're the one with the one with the versch quasi Churchill.
43:43You're the one with theoutez violations.
43:45So will you of the North?
43:46Now?
43:47I'mif Sioux Falls.
47:18Terry, I never thought...
47:19Oh, don't be silly.
47:20It's a pleasure.
47:22Suddenly everything's different.
47:24Oh, Arthur, Terry, this is my boss, Andy.
47:26Andy.
47:27Not anymore.
47:27What are you fellas drinking?
47:29What are you fellas drinking?
47:29No, no, no, we're fine, thanks.
47:31Oh, you've just lost a driver.
47:32That's right.
47:34You don't have to count it.
47:35It's all there.
47:35I know, but...
47:36I know you didn't do it for the money.
47:44That's just for expenses, that's all.
47:47Well, I know you won't be offended.
47:49It's just a token of my appreciation.
47:51No, no, no, I'm not offended.
47:53It's a really nice thought.
47:56Isn't it, Arthur?
47:58Well, I, uh...
48:00Must be going if you don't mind.
48:01No, we have to call on my solicitor.
48:04Yes, Andy's thinking of selling his share of the business to his partner, so, uh...
48:08We're thinking of buying a little place in Mallorca.
48:10Mallorca?
48:11Hmm.
48:12A bar with hotel accommodation.
48:15This is my partner now, for want of a better word.
48:19Oh, Terry, you've been marvellous.
48:21And, um, thanks very much.
48:23Well, good luck to both of you.
48:24Let's know how you get on.
48:25Make sure you come and see us.
48:27Ah, bye-bye, Jo.
48:28Our treat, of course.
48:28Thanks.
48:29Can't thank you enough.
48:29Cheers. Good luck.
48:30Bye.
48:30Thanks, yeah.
48:33Um, Arthur, you, uh, said...
48:35Don't bother, son.
48:36You've made a couple of hundred.
48:39Why don't you buy us a drink out of the winnings?
48:43Yeah.
48:45Excuse me, love, uh, two vodkas and slimline tonic.
48:48One large cookie.
48:51Two large ones.
48:54It's a lot of money, isn't it?
49:06If you want to, I'll change the situation.
49:24Right people, right time, just the wrong location.
49:28I've got a good idea.
49:36Just you keep me near.
49:38Yeah, I'll be so good for you.
49:40I could be so good for you.
49:42I'm gonna help you.
49:44Love you like you want me to.
49:46I'll do anything for you.
49:49I'll be so good for you.
49:51I'll be so good for you.
49:52I'll do it like you want me to.
49:57I'll do it like you want me to.
49:59There ain't none I can't go through.
50:03I'll be so good for you.
50:05I'll be so good for you.
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