00:00no the story's crazy I mean it's legitimately like so Mark Sanchez former Jets quarterback
00:06former USC quarterback known as the butt fumble guy known as the butt fumble guy yes of course
00:12that is his that that is his claim to shame is the butt fumble guy but also a quarterback took
00:17the Jets to a couple of AFC championships with Rex Ryan's defense but Mark Sanchez was
00:26on the call this week for the Colts game I don't know who are they playing I forget I forget the
00:32Raiders I think it was the Raiders it's either you know there he was in Indianapolis to call a Colts
00:36game and the first word that comes out is hey Mark Sanchez was stabbed he's just like oh man that's
00:49crazy poor Mark Sanchez prayers for Mark Sanchez you know still prayers wish him all that but
00:56there was more to the tale oh yeah there was more to the tale and I don't even know if we've gotten
01:02Mark Sanchez's uh end of it yet I don't know if we will but Mark Sanchez was in the hospital in
01:09Indianapolis which is a terrible city just on board I don't even know why he was up that late I mean
01:14when I was in Indianapolis everything was closed at 8 30 I couldn't believe that he found a place to
01:18eat but Mark Sanchez a few drinky poos in somehow found some wildlife in Indianapolis
01:26and decided I guess the story is he was sprinting in a back alley and a grease truck driver because
01:36this guy was like at first I thought it was a door dash guy I'm like who's door dashing around a pub
01:39that doesn't the guy apparently was a grease truck driver so he was there to pick up the grease from
01:44this restaurant he parked in an alleyway so the report is he was blocking Mark Sanchez who was
01:52doing sprints according to police and was irate at this man and like who by the way is 69 years old
02:02and like just starts bubbling the guy throws him to the ground really yes and the guy reaches for
02:11pepper spray according to police according to his account to the police sprays Mark Sanchez in the
02:16eye but apparently has like the demon whiskey eyes and wasn't affected by it so the guy's only his last
02:23resort was to stab Mark Sanchez and they put out video like look they put out video this old man
02:30he's he looks old and he's got the neck collar on he got a slice on the face too so I don't know if
02:37Mark Sanchez got the the thing whatever but Mark Sanchez in the middle of the day goes from
02:41everybody praying for him to he's getting arrested he got arrested taken to the hospital and charged
02:48charged with three misdemeanors well now I just got the notification on ESPN it's fell he's facing
02:54felony charges is it now felony charges because because it's a no because the guy's over 65 he was an old
03:01man and dude yeah they apparently have video of it we haven't gotten the video of it but they
03:06apparently have video of the entire uh uh uh incident but this is wild dude he he yeah he was
03:13supposed to be there working and dude I yeah he's gonna be in a lot of trouble for this and I don't
03:20know what his account of it is I don't know if he's probably said nothing I'd imagine like they probably
03:23said hey don't say anything Mark Sanchez but not good at least until you sober up seriously dude
03:31here's what's gonna happen let me tell you how the game is played okay
03:36he's gonna go through this process he's gonna have an arraignment and all that stuff
03:44and then he's gonna immediately go to rehab
03:48right and then he's gonna pay off the old man
03:56a substantial amount
04:01and then we're not gonna hear about it for a while
04:05and then in a maybe a year or next football season
04:11Mark Sanchez is just gonna show up I don't know dude he's not he's not a good enough broadcaster
04:17for him to be like he ain't like Tom Brady to them he's like on their fourth team I don't think so
04:22I think Fox gonna fire his ass really man but dude first of all I don't really get drunk
04:31so I'm not gonna go there right yep because I'm when I go out drinking with people
04:38I'm more entertained by them when they had too much to drink
04:45so I want to be alert for that
04:48but here's the deal
04:51even when I've been a little bit drunk
04:56I have never thought
04:59let me go run in an alley
05:01right
05:04like that's a different level of
05:06like inebriation
05:09where you say
05:10I'm gonna go behind a building
05:13and run sprints
05:15and get mad
05:16here's the kicker
05:18and get mad
05:19that somebody is blocking me doing drunk sprinting
05:23right
05:25he's gonna say like it sounds allegedly
05:27I'm not trying to you know catch anything
05:29it sounds a little bit more than just maybe public intoxication
05:33maybe a little bit more than whiskey eyes
05:35you think he was maybe on that
05:37he was on that Conor McGregor
05:39maybe
05:39I don't know that's
05:41that's like really aggressive behavior for just somebody who is drunk
05:44yeah because a drunk
05:45a drunk you get
05:46if you're that drunk
05:47you can't even like
05:48depends though
05:49depends
05:49it may be if he was
05:50tequila can make you very aggressive
05:52you know
05:53I mean I guess
05:54I don't know
05:54I don't drink tequila
05:55I don't drink tequila
05:57and
05:58based on
06:00my experiences with you
06:02you
06:04there's probably
06:05you should probably have a couple of no no drinks too
06:07what
06:08yeah
06:09I was scared
06:10my man just walking through the casino shadow boxing
06:13because we had a boxing match
06:15he's just working on technique
06:15I'm like
06:17I looked up at it
06:18and I said
06:19hey man
06:20do I need to put my dukes up or something
06:22there's something about that
06:24he's going through the casino
06:27like
06:27like he get ready to go to the fight
06:29in that situation
06:30I'm always like
06:31and my friends get like that
06:32I'm like
06:32I'm not helping you
06:34so
06:34I gotta be honest with you
06:36I have had moments where I've been really hammered
06:39but it has been the most athletic I've felt
06:41like there was at one point
06:42there was at
06:44there was at one point at Barry University
06:46I
06:47I just took off
06:48I was
06:49plastered
06:50and I just took off
06:51and
06:52Barry's got very high fences
06:53and one time
06:54I scaled this thing like Spider-Man
06:56but I fell on the other end
06:57and I was like
06:58oh
06:59but I scaled
07:01but I got to the top of it
07:02very fast
07:03wait you know what else
07:04and usually a drunk person
07:05they bounce right up
07:07like
07:08nothing happened
07:09only to realize the next day
07:11that you did
07:12something crazy
07:14this is the story from ABC News
07:16former NFL quarterback
07:17and current Fox Sports color commentator
07:19Mark Sanchez
07:20who was arrested for multiple misdemeanors
07:22following a physical altercation this weekend
07:23is now facing a felony charge
07:25of battery involving serious bodily injury
07:28prosecutors in Indianapolis announced
07:30the more serious charge was added
07:32after investigators learned of the severity
07:34of the victim's injuries
07:35at Marion County
07:36prosecutor Ryan Mears said at a news conference
07:39quote
07:39this was a situation that did not need to occur
07:42the allegations of all the 38 year old man
07:44becoming involved in an altercation
07:46with a 69 year old man
07:47who's sustained significant
07:48various serious injuries
07:50over a dispute about parking
07:51other charges are possible
07:54saying that they are in early stages
07:55of the investigation
07:56early Saturday morning
07:58Mark Sanchez allegedly approached
07:59a 69 year old truck driver
08:01at a hotel loading dock
08:02and escalated a dispute
08:05about a victim's parked vehicle
08:06Sanchez allegedly climbed
08:08into the truck
08:09and kept the driver
08:10from calling for help
08:11before the fight
08:13broke out
08:13according to court records
08:14after the altercation
08:17turned physical
08:17it is alleged
08:18that pepper spray was dispensed
08:20Sanchez suffered injuries
08:21consistent with being stabbed
08:23multiple angles
08:24of surveillance footage
08:25captured the incident
08:26and witnesses have come forward
08:27wait
08:29dude
08:30chalk it off to being drunk
08:37you know why
08:39because a sober man
08:41would have realized
08:42that there would have been
08:43video of that
08:44oh yeah
08:45right
08:46like
08:47if you sober
08:48and you in a
08:49crowded
08:50you get to a certain point
08:52then you stop
08:53but wait
08:55so let me get this straight
08:57did Mark Sanchez have a car
09:00and he was blocking the car
09:01or he was just on foot
09:02I think he was just on foot
09:03I don't think he had a car
09:04he was upset
09:05where the guy was parked
09:06and the thing that I had read
09:07is that
09:08he was doing sprints
09:09and apparently was upset
09:12about the placement
09:12of the guy's truck
09:13which I believe he was there
09:15to get the grease
09:15from the restaurant
09:17so let me get this straight
09:19because
09:20first of all
09:21I
09:24okay
09:25let me know
09:26if anybody else
09:27has experienced this
09:28have you ever been
09:31upset
09:33if you were
09:35running
09:36wherever
09:39and somebody parked a car
09:41where you were running
09:42to the point
09:43where you can't just run
09:44around the car
09:45I don't know
09:47right
09:47why he was
09:48I've been mad
09:49I've gotten mad
09:49at cars
09:51for parking in the bike lane
09:53and
09:54having a peddle
09:55across him
09:56but I was like
09:57look at this jackass
09:58that's it
09:58that's it
09:59I've never thought
10:00about where people
10:01are parking
10:02right
10:02if it's not
10:03just go around
10:04in the car
10:04the only people
10:05who I feel like
10:06I've ever
10:06the only people
10:07I've ever been
10:07mad at parking
10:08is like
10:09at my grandfather's
10:10furniture store
10:10I would have to tell
10:11people to get off
10:11the parking lot
10:12because they're not
10:13supposed to park there
10:13like
10:14oh
10:14because they're
10:15illegally parked
10:16yeah
10:16like that
10:17I've never been like
10:18that guy's double parked
10:19what a jerk
10:19I just go
10:20that guy's a jerk
10:21parking like a jackass
10:21exactly
10:22exactly
10:23but
10:24so
10:25let's
10:25let's
10:26let's
10:26take the different
10:27levels of this
10:28first of all
10:30there's the night
10:31you got a game
10:33the next day
10:33so he must be
10:34so good at it
10:35that he can go
10:36I think it was
10:36I think it was the day
10:37it wasn't the eve
10:38it was the eve
10:39so I think he was there
10:40on Friday
10:40okay
10:41it was Sunday
10:42so
10:44he was with
10:45whoever
10:46getting
10:47liquored up
10:48or whatever
10:48he was doing
10:49to that point
10:51he decided
10:52he was going
10:52to go run
10:53sprints
10:54in a back alley
10:56now
10:57most people
10:58in a new city
11:00would say
11:00I'm not going
11:02to run
11:02in no way
11:05in a back alley
11:06in a strange city
11:07so
11:09that's mistake
11:10number one
11:11two
11:12you tried
11:14to be aggressive
11:15with a guy
11:17who actually
11:18has to park
11:20there
11:20so
11:21if I have
11:22to wait
11:22to
11:22guy running
11:24in an alley
11:25versus guy
11:26picking up
11:26grease
11:26guy picking up
11:28grease
11:28wins
11:28you don't
11:29get right
11:30away
11:30and you
11:32try to get
11:33in his truck
11:34yeah
11:35and what
11:37move the truck
11:38and he tried
11:39to go with
11:39the lesser
11:39of the weapon
11:40at first
11:41pepper spray
11:43right
11:44the guy
11:45was being
11:46the guy
11:47was actually
11:48being
11:49responsible
11:50because you
11:51could have
11:51got right
11:52away
11:52for
11:54Brittany
11:55that's crazy
11:59I don't know
11:59I like
12:00I always
12:01wonder
12:01I always
12:02wonder
12:02have I ever
12:03been that
12:03crazy
12:04no
12:05no
12:07also
12:08I don't
12:08know
12:08what
12:08alcohol
12:09he's
12:09drinking
12:09but I've
12:09never
12:10wanted
12:10to
12:10run
12:11sprints
12:12that's
12:12what I'm
12:12saying
12:13I'm like
12:14I've been
12:15to the
12:15point
12:15where I'm
12:15like
12:16damn
12:17two more
12:18blocks
12:18back to
12:18my dorm
12:19room
12:19right
12:20the last
12:21exert
12:22physical
12:23like
12:23energy
12:24I did
12:24have an
12:25offensive lineman
12:26say he was
12:26gonna kick
12:26my ass
12:27if he didn't
12:27let me
12:28carry him
12:28back to
12:28the
12:28if he
12:30didn't
12:30let me
12:30if I
12:31didn't let
12:32him carry
12:32me back
12:33to the
12:33dorm
12:33this is
12:34crazy
12:34you
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