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01:15Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to your favorite podcast, this is Pillow Talk, I'm your host, Ryan Powell, the number one adult show in the world, AVM winner, best podcast in the world, we're going for it, 2026, we got snubbed at the Urban X Awards, I don't want to talk about it.
01:28I don't want to blame Pillow Talk viewers for not voting, maybe we didn't campaign enough, maybe there's stuff going behind the scenes, we'll never know, we'll never know.
01:39Big episode today, holy s***, we're gonna start with the co-host, this gentleman here has only been on the show once, but believe it or not, I've become to consider him not just a close friend, a best friend.
01:52Really? Yeah. That's really nice.
01:55This man is probably the most viewed content creator on Facebook in the world, safe to say.
02:01Definitely not.
02:02Who's bigger than you?
02:04It's you!
02:06He averages 1 billion views a month across popular.
02:10Roughly.
02:11Right?
02:11Yeah, yeah.
02:12This man, he shows up to big celebrity parties with f***ing Bieber and Michael Jackson, and everyone wants a pic with cherd.
02:20This guy is a humble sweet boy who lives in an RV, in his driveway, outside of a big four bedroom home.
02:27He has the red thing that no one knows what it does, but you think it's healthy.
02:33Infrared sauna.
02:34Infrared sauna.
02:34He's got the ice bath, he grows lemons, and he takes care of his little Pomeranian that can't stop barking with a pink tail.
02:43She's so stupid.
02:45He's a sweet boy, he's a smart boy, he's a hardworking boy.
02:49It's Charlie's!
02:51That was a good intro.
02:52That was such a good intro.
02:53That was good.
02:54Yeah.
02:54And back on the show, she thinks it's been six times, I think it's been 20.
02:59It's been six or ten.
03:00They're so memorable every time.
03:02This is the woman that is the most requested, even after she comes on twice in a month.
03:08Bring Viking back on, bring Viking back on.
03:10It's almost annoying.
03:11There's other girls in the world, four billion to be exact.
03:14But they love you so much, Viking.
03:16Beyond our friendship, I look at you as a sister at this point.
03:19I used to look at your, I used to gander at your porn with your wonderful husband, who I love dearly, I won't name him.
03:25Nice cock on the guy.
03:27I would gander just to see what you guys are going on.
03:30Sometimes I would...
03:32Now I can't.
03:34We're bro and sis.
03:35Maybe one day we'll get back to it.
03:37Is that what you, would you aspire that to happen?
03:39I think it would be nice.
03:40You're gonna relax on Viking.
03:41I don't, I don't know how to, you know, no, I'm friends with, you're a girl now.
03:45Right.
03:46Well, you tried to fuck her.
03:47We're gonna fuck.
03:48This is Viking Barbie.
03:50Yeah, let's get right into that.
03:52So we went to a movie premiere, the three of us.
03:54Yeah.
03:54I brought my girlfriend in the wild for the first time with this crew and we were still,
04:00we're still new.
04:01You know, it's only been eight weeks and two days, you know, who's counting.
04:06And we go to the premiere and you go right up to her because you are bisexual.
04:10Some would argue 60% lesbo.
04:1260 to 70.
04:14Yeah.
04:14And Viking, who people compare to Angelina Jolie, walks right up to my beautiful, sweet angel
04:21and says, you remind me of my ex of eight years.
04:25I broke her heart and I'm stopped thinking about her.
04:28And I'm like, dude, that's the best game of all time.
04:31She's not your friend.
04:32She's a sworn enemy.
04:33Pretend you're having an overdose for a video.
04:34I'm like, I can't right now.
04:36So.
04:37Say if this is true, I'm going to fuck Ryan's girlfriend.
04:41That's true.
04:42Yeah.
04:42You can tell the future with a lie to tell you.
04:45I told you what I want to do.
04:46Huh?
04:47I told you what I want to do.
04:48You want to watch?
04:48Can I name his name?
04:50Would you cook?
04:51You would for sure.
04:51I want to have a cigar and whiskey with Aaron.
04:55Aaron hates whiskey.
04:56He likes girly drinks.
04:57Okay.
04:58He makes a mean strawberry margarita.
04:59Yeah.
05:00Yeah.
05:00Yeah.
05:00And we sit, we have cigars.
05:02I don't even like cigars, but for the setting.
05:04Maybe we're like a dress shirt.
05:05We have like nice watches.
05:06We're like, what is that?
05:07A P?
05:07No, this is actually, we do have those weird combos and the girls just fuck for two hours.
05:11I just strap one on and, and just fuck the shit out of her a while.
05:14No, you know, I wasn't thinking strap for that.
05:17Like a big one.
05:18Strap and cigars.
05:19Strap and cigars don't blend.
05:20Dude, I'm going to fucking-
05:20It's beautiful, slow.
05:21There's jazz playing.
05:23Buster cheeks wide open.
05:25Hmm.
05:26You could have like a beginning, middle, and end.
05:28Like the beginning, the beginning is soft jazz.
05:30Soft jazz.
05:31Yeah.
05:31Soft jazz.
05:32There's like a little-
05:32And then at the end, I crack her open like a coconut.
05:35Yeah, and you play like some fucking gangster rap.
05:37Like ratchet shit.
05:38I watch lesbian porn, which is very uncommon, by the way.
05:40Mm-hmm.
05:40Which I think is kind of weird.
05:42That's not uncommon.
05:43It's very uncommon.
05:44Look at the stats.
05:45You made that up.
05:46Look how-
05:46You guys want dicks in your porn.
05:47Look at the categories.
05:48It's below.
05:49Yeah.
05:49It's weird fucking specific niches above-
05:52You know who watches?
05:53Straight women.
05:54That's right.
05:54Straight women watch.
05:55Really?
05:56Because they don't-
05:56Straight dudes don't watch Girl on Girl, which is so-
05:59That was like the first ones I would watch as a kid.
06:01Because we think it's gay to have a dick in the scene.
06:04And then we become men and we think-
06:05He's telling you what you think.
06:07I can't come.
06:07Not that you want to see two beautiful women make love.
06:09Yeah.
06:10That's the way it must have been that I was feeling gay.
06:12That's what it was.
06:14How strange that guy subscribed to black.com to see a 10 guy blow-
06:18But no, lesbian porn.
06:21That's gay as fuck.
06:22I think they just want to see-
06:23Am I wrong?
06:24No, no.
06:25It's fucking gay.
06:25I think men just want to see a girl get dehumanized.
06:29Yeah, they're sickos.
06:30Men are sick.
06:31Yeah.
06:31And would you say-
06:32What percentage of guys that want to see a woman get dehumanized?
06:35Are virgins.
06:37No, not a lot of those.
06:38Or unsuccessful with women.
06:40Yeah, serial killer types.
06:41Right.
06:42Girls are mean to them their whole lives.
06:44Let's-
06:44Yeah.
06:45Hit her, hit her.
06:46Come on her face.
06:47That's like the origin story of-
06:48A lot of serial killers.
06:49Yeah.
06:50They didn't get pussy.
06:51It's like a CEO that goes to dominatrix to get like-
06:55Yes.
06:55They're like, yes.
06:56Snort piggy, snort piggy.
06:57And they're like, oh no.
06:58Wolfie, wolfie, wolfie.
06:59Because they have so much power.
07:01They want to feel like a little baby.
07:02Those are my favorite videos with you.
07:03Just making you say weird.
07:05Yeah.
07:07And then humiliating you.
07:09I just love it.
07:10I just want to step on your balls.
07:11Because people get so mad.
07:13They're like, I've done it.
07:14I do like it.
07:15What's the worst thing you've done?
07:17Well, wait.
07:17First, should I introduce our boy?
07:19Yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:19So I'm hooked up to a lie detector test, by the way.
07:21Yeah, fine.
07:22Oh, yeah.
07:22Forgot to mention it.
07:23Let's just-
07:23Lie detector guy.
07:25You've seen him on every hit.
07:27What are those shows called?
07:28Maury, Jerry Springer?
07:30They're called talk shows.
07:31Reality TV.
07:32Reality talk shows.
07:34Reality talk shows.
07:36My favorite television, by the way.
07:37Yeah, Jerry Springer was a vibe.
07:38Yeah, yeah.
07:39Yeah, you've seen him on Maury.
07:41You did Maury.
07:42On just about every show.
07:44Dude, Maury is the iconic lie detectors.
07:46Right.
07:47Lie detector determined.
07:48That was a lie.
07:50You are the father.
07:52Or no, they use blood and stuff.
07:53You are not the father.
07:54You are not the father.
07:55That's not a lie detector.
07:56So bring it back.
07:57What were you going to say before that?
07:58So he's famous lie detector.
08:01And then-
08:01Right, so he's the most-
08:03Would you argue he's the most famous lie detector in the history of polygraphs?
08:06The most televised, most broadcast, most quoted, yeah.
08:09Right.
08:10He's a gangster.
08:11That's fucking gangster.
08:12Look at the quad.
08:13Yeah.
08:14What are you doing Saturday?
08:15Let's go for fucking dinner.
08:16Yeah, have you ever taken him out to like just-
08:19You know, he's probably just a good guy.
08:21No, he gets booked a lot.
08:22And John, you told me that beyond getting booked for podcasts, crazy psycho wives book
08:29you to see if their husbands are cheating, right?
08:31That's our main work.
08:32That's so good.
08:33How about that?
08:34Whoa, I didn't even think about that.
08:35And then you just walk in and you're like, honey, have a seat.
08:38You're like the guy, Hanson, Chris Hanson with your husband.
08:41Okay, so we have lie detector guy here.
08:43Viking Barbie's hooked up for a few minutes.
08:45Chirt and I get to ask any question we want.
08:48Yeah.
08:48You can ask me anything you want.
08:50And you're going to give it to us straight, Mr. Lie detector guy.
08:53It's happening right here.
08:54Yes.
08:55Okay, how long do you predict me and Alyssa date for?
08:59I really like Alyssa.
09:01I predict-
09:02And two-part question, who's going to break up with who and why?
09:05Three-part.
09:07Can you do this on a line?
09:09She's a witch.
09:09I think she's going to break up with you out of the two of you.
09:12True.
09:15Why?
09:16Just because she just seems kind of like she can fly different places if she wanted to.
09:23I feel like you're like, once you got your heels on something-
09:25I nest.
09:25She hunts, I nest.
09:26Yeah, I don't want to bring astrology into it, but I just know.
09:30So she's going to- how long until she hunts?
09:33Goes out in the wild?
09:34I think if you- so right now you guys are in the honeymoon phase.
09:37So if you make it past the first year and you're happy still, that's usually a good sign.
09:41I don't think I've ever been happy after a year.
09:43Okay.
09:44Have you?
09:45Mm-hmm.
09:45So I would say you guys would make it probably like three years at the next.
09:50Three's awesome.
09:51Yeah.
09:51I'm good with three.
09:52Yeah.
09:53Two's good.
09:54But I would think after a year you guys might start getting on each other's nerves a little bit.
09:57Yeah.
09:58I just want that when I break up with her, people go, how long did you date for?
10:01And it's long enough that people go, oh.
10:04And I think a year and a half is when you start getting the, oh.
10:08Two, you get it.
10:09Yeah.
10:09A year people go, oh.
10:10But I really think you guys are good together.
10:12So say, I really think you guys are good together.
10:15I do.
10:15Very sweet.
10:16Is that true or false?
10:17It is true.
10:18That's very nice.
10:19All right.
10:19Do you have a necrophilia finish?
10:21Yes.
10:24Right into it.
10:25There we go.
10:26Is that true?
10:27She does.
10:27Yes.
10:29What does that mean?
10:30Is that for people like me that don't know?
10:33It's when they're sleeping or is it when they're dead?
10:35So that is somnophilia when it's sleeping and I like that too.
10:39Necrophilia is like, you know, it's all about power.
10:42It's just, I don't want a rotting body, but the idea of like someone doing creepy things
10:46to someone who's not aware is hot.
10:49So do you kind of envision yourself being the dead body?
10:51Both.
10:52Hmm.
10:53You want to be the morgue person?
10:55Both.
10:55I think like I imagine myself, like I used to have a relationship where I would like
10:59be like, hey, pretend you killed me, strangle me, and then I would go limp and then I would
11:03have him do whatever he wanted.
11:05And you would actually go limp?
11:06Yeah.
11:06The killing of the sacred deer did that.
11:09He would be like, uh.
11:10Wait, what?
11:11Sorry, it's a movie.
11:12He would just be like, or she would just be like, he would walk home and she would just
11:16be pretending to be dead.
11:17Yeah, it's hot.
11:17And he would be like, yeah.
11:18That's so.
11:18What?
11:18You don't like, because you just like turn around and limp and then like.
11:22He would put you in a thing like this?
11:24Like, like, like break into the house and then check me out.
11:26Oh, break in.
11:27Yeah.
11:27Now let me ask you this.
11:28Would you say, okay, I'm going to break in in five.
11:30Are you ready?
11:31Or sometime tonight.
11:33Yeah, it was more like, I want to.
11:35Or sometime this weekend.
11:36I did that once.
11:37Yeah.
11:38And I, and I started reading these romance books recently and they're like dark romance.
11:41So it's like, which are the guy is like making her get cannibalized by him.
11:46And then also there was some stuff about, you know, necrophilia.
11:50So he would murder her.
11:51No, no, no.
11:51She's alive.
11:52And he would cut pieces of her off while they would.
11:55What piece?
11:56She would take her little toe at first.
11:57And then like, I don't know.
11:58It's called, it's called morsel.
12:00Little toe.
12:01Yeah.
12:01She, but it turned out she screwed him over.
12:03So he ended up eating her and she was just a nub at the end and he was banging the nub.
12:06I don't know.
12:06Things got really.
12:07Still awake?
12:08She was awake.
12:09As a nub?
12:09I was aroused.
12:10Did you get, never heard of a nub born.
12:12You were going to ask that.
12:13So I had to put the books down because it was getting really dark.
12:17There was one where a guy turned a girl into a worm.
12:19He just cut her arms and her legs off and put her in saran wrap.
12:23And then he was f***ing the little worm.
12:24Viking, did this all?
12:26It sounds kind of like a comedy.
12:27No, it was pretty.
12:28Yeah, it could be.
12:29Viking, what was the state of your vagina?
12:31What was the dampness of it, if you will?
12:35Reading about the worm.
12:37Getting f***ed.
12:37The worm, not so much.
12:39Him eating.
12:40But the cannibalism and then the negro stuff where the chick passed out.
12:46She was actually just passed out from drugs and she puked and he was still back.
12:49And that aroused you?
12:50Yeah, I don't know why.
12:51Would you eat Aaron's toe?
12:55I'm not really interested in toes.
12:57Would you let him eat your toe?
12:59I mean, if I could grow it back.
13:02You can't grow it back.
13:03Viking, what's a kink, a crazy one, that you see realistically that you'll achieve in the next, say, five years?
13:11Um, I don't know.
13:13I mean, like, I don't know.
13:15I don't think I'll be doing any of the stuff that, I think it's all illegal.
13:18Sir?
13:20She's lying.
13:21Yeah!
13:22Yeah, you know you're f***ing.
13:23I've seen your dungeon in your basement.
13:25With your little rabbits.
13:26I do.
13:26What are they there for, your rabbits?
13:27So I really.
13:28Yeah, what are the rabbits?
13:29And the praying mantises?
13:31I do like praying mantises.
13:32The idea of, like.
13:33What kind of porn is that?
13:34Feasting.
13:35What kind of s*** goes on?
13:36Feasting on a man does sound nice.
13:39What?
13:39What?
13:40Feasting.
13:40But, like, you know, like being dominant.
13:43I just like being, like, I like to play with that, you know?
13:46Beat him up a little bit.
13:46Aaron, do you allow her to go dommy mommy on you?
13:48No, he doesn't.
13:50Good man.
13:51You ever get locked in, like, a cage.
13:52I never see the guy in a Rolls Royce.
13:53But that's why I get it with you.
13:54That's why I get it with you.
13:55I feed you my hot diet.
13:56Still put my hands.
13:57Ryan, I feed you my hot dogs.
13:59Yes.
13:59I make you puke in my hand.
14:01Yeah.
14:02Like, these are, I get it from you.
14:03This is our friendship.
14:04You spit in my mouth.
14:04Yeah.
14:05You slap me in the face.
14:06Beautiful.
14:06Yeah.
14:07Oh, so you get to take out your.
14:09You get that fantasy on him.
14:12Yeah.
14:13Okay.
14:14And, uh.
14:15Have you ever stepped on a dude's dick?
14:16Yes.
14:17So I've done a lot of crazy.
14:18Yeah, yeah.
14:18Tell the guy likes it.
14:19The craziest s*** that you've done.
14:20I can show you pictures of dudes in my phone that are, like, beaten within an inch of their
14:25life.
14:25But they wanted it.
14:27That was crazy.
14:28You sent me the whip guy.
14:29With cane.
14:30That was a cane.
14:32Unbelievable.
14:32Yeah.
14:33And, uh, stepping on them with heels.
14:35It's not even hot anymore.
14:36It's real torture.
14:36It's a real torture.
14:36Um, uh, one guy wanted to be punched in the face so many times, um, and I just, my hand
14:41was hurting at the end of it.
14:42And then one guy just wanted to be an ashtray, and he just sat in the kitchen, and I just
14:45kept, like, I don't even smoke, but I just kept, like, doing a cigarette and then
14:48throwing trash on him every time.
14:50I had, um, my trans, one of my trans friends, she has a kink where she likes to have pies
14:54thrown at her.
14:56In fact, she would be so turned on the fact that we're even talking about this, because
14:58you're a loser, and, um, she basically...
15:02Why is she a loser?
15:03She's just a loser that likes pies thrown at her.
15:05But that's a homie?
15:06Yeah.
15:07Oh.
15:07She likes it.
15:08Um, so yeah, like, I threw pies at her while she jerked off, and then I made her eat the
15:12pie.
15:13Wait, she really gets off from pies?
15:15Mm-hmm.
15:16Oh, it's not...
15:16No, just, like, thrown in the face, yeah.
15:18So I just threw a bunch of pies.
15:20Oh, I thought that was, like, a...
15:20Where do these stem from?
15:22We need a psychiatrist...
15:23That's what I want to know.
15:24Maybe you should bring a psychologist on the show.
15:26Yeah.
15:26And what's the strangest thing a gentleman has asked you to do back in your domi-mami
15:30days?
15:31It's no secret that you were a tuggy girl once upon a time.
15:36What's a tuggy girl?
15:38Like, I did massages, and then, like, I would just, like, jack them off real quick.
15:42But that was the only thing I did.
15:43Yeah.
15:44I don't know if this is a fist bump.
15:46Is that true or lie?
15:46No, that's...
15:47You're the only girl in L.A.
15:49Wait, wait, she's...
15:50Is that true, or is that a lie that she only tugged?
15:53I have never...
15:54Ooh!
15:55That'll beg.
15:56Ooh!
15:59This is a...
16:00No, I swear to God, I actually had never done anything other than chucking him off.
16:05That's true.
16:06Okay.
16:06Nice.
16:07It's a happy ending.
16:08It's a happy ending that it's true.
16:11With the crashing cars.
16:12That's my favorite.
16:13Oh, he's...
16:14Yeah.
16:14He gets off to crashing cars?
16:16Yeah.
16:16Yeah, the porn he watched, he'd put on just, like, movies and stuff where car crashes happened.
16:20And, like, you know, and he would put on, he would want me to read him books about girls
16:24running guys over with cars.
16:25He had to have been, like, getting touched by his uncle, like, during a car crash or, like,
16:30getting touched by his uncle during a movie.
16:32And then the other thing is, he'd want to be in, like, flight attend...
16:34He'd want me to be, like, he's like, sit like a flight attendant.
16:36And he would make me sit on his face on a pillow.
16:38And then he would jerk off really fast, but he's, like, his dick was really soft.
16:42And he'd just keep tugging on it.
16:43Like, it looked like he was going to pull it off.
16:44And then I would be like, God, you're so disgusting.
16:47I can smell your breath.
16:48You f***ing stink.
16:49And then, like, I would just, like, put a pillow over his face.
16:51Wow.
16:52He was like, yes, that's so awesome.
16:54Yeah, that's pretty much what it is.
16:55So, Viking, now that you've been with your wonderful man in love, so past that life,
17:00you're rich, you're happy, you're successful.
17:04What kind of sex are you having with Aaron?
17:06Walk us through an average night.
17:10So, it's mostly, like, lovemaking and stuff.
17:13Yeah.
17:13Um, I don't know.
17:14We just start making out.
17:16And then, you know, he'll usually want a blue job.
17:21And usually I'll go for it.
17:22Well, he actually, he gets me off a bunch with his hand first, just to make sure I've got
17:25a bunch out of the chamber.
17:26Okay.
17:27And then I do.
17:27Does Aaron eat your vagina?
17:29Sometimes.
17:30Not that much.
17:31That's true.
17:33Like, but you give head every time?
17:36The other day I sat on his face for a sizable amount of time.
17:38Yo, the face sitting is way less, the neck hurts going down there and getting up.
17:43That's chill.
17:44The face sitting is better.
17:45It's chill.
17:45I like the face sitting when girls sit on my face, too.
17:47Yeah.
17:48It's chill.
17:49Right.
17:50It's chill.
17:51Just like, it's like a little slip inside.
17:52Because you're like a little fat idiot.
17:54And you're just like, no.
17:54It's not that bad.
17:56You can go post on your story?
17:58Yeah.
17:59Facebook.
17:59Facebook.
17:59That's awesome.
18:00Facebook for churn.
18:01Yeah.
18:01Dude.
18:02Okay.
18:02I feel like we need to cook her with a good question.
18:05You've been so honest, and you're not that bad of a person.
18:08I'm really actually a good person.
18:10I'm just a really weird one.
18:12Have you ever sharted during sex?
18:13See, I got nothing.
18:14No, I actually haven't done that.
18:16But someone shit on me.
18:18Whoa.
18:18That's true.
18:19I'm pegging my ex, and he was drunk, and I pulled the strap on out, and he shit all over my lap.
18:24Has one of your bunnies ever hopped on you guys mid-coitus?
18:28Oh, my God.
18:29You know, it's funny.
18:29I was blowing Aaron on the couch the other day, and the little bunny came along, and she was sitting like this, looking at us, and we're like, go away.
18:37And she was like, she wouldn't go away.
18:39We had to put her away because she was so interested in what I was doing.
18:42When you're giving him his jobs, even with him a long time, how much actual effort are you giving?
18:47I have to give a lot of effort.
18:48You go, like, beyond eight the whole time?
18:51Yeah, even if I'm really tired, like, I'll look like I'm on lewds because I'm so tired, but I'm like, you know, like, I'm like, because he really likes it.
19:00Yeah.
19:01So, like, sometimes if I'm...
19:02What a good boy.
19:03He really likes it.
19:04Good for you, Aaron.
19:05You really figured that whole life thing out, didn't you?
19:09I mean, I don't know how to cook you.
19:12I'm pretty honest.
19:12Are you going to eat that food?
19:13I want to cook you.
19:14You want to cook me?
19:15Like, I want to embarrass you.
19:16Like, ah, shit.
19:17Embarrass me.
19:17Ooh.
19:18Fuck, eh?
19:19I mean, this is tough.
19:20What have we got?
19:20It's really tough to embarrass me just because I'm kind of too honest about everything.
19:24Okay, who's the most sick, disgusting creature of a man that you've ever had sex with and why?
19:28Oh, well, that's hard because I've never had sex with any weird, gross creatures.
19:32Right, your body count's like six, right?
19:33No, it's 12.
19:34Okay.
19:34But the worst one that I've ever had sex with is probably, like, the guy who he brought
19:41in that was like the landscaper because he couldn't get his dick hard.
19:43That's the best.
19:44But it wasn't gross.
19:45He was a good looking guy.
19:47I don't know.
19:47I don't fuck.
19:48You know, I heard he couldn't find work after and Ice took him and that was it.
19:52He wasn't.
19:53Um, okay.
19:54Yeah.
19:54Did he give you, like, free landscaping after that?
20:00No.
20:01No, he quit.
20:02Oh, he quit after that.
20:03He never showed up for work again.
20:04He was too embarrassed.
20:06He couldn't get hard for the Viking and the Aaron.
20:08He's a fucking...
20:09Actually, with another girl, too.
20:10Me and Dakota were both sucking his dick.
20:12Dakota James?
20:13Yeah.
20:13Wow.
20:14Whoa.
20:15I don't know if I could get hard for that, either.
20:16That's a lot of pressure.
20:17It was, like, 3 p.m. in the afternoon, sunny day.
20:19He was coked out, I could tell.
20:20Oh, really?
20:21On doing landscaping?
20:22Yeah, you get coked out when you go do landscaping, I guess.
20:26Whoa.
20:27Yeah, that's a good job.
20:28That sounds awesome.
20:29The fertilizer would get you.
20:30What would you do if you had a real job?
20:33Like, would you just be, like, on app?
20:34Yeah, what would you do your job?
20:35You want to know?
20:36Yeah, you would.
20:36Okay, I worked at...
20:37Wait, should we hook someone else up?
20:39Yeah, okay.
20:40There's no cooking me.
20:41Hook me up, hook me up.
20:42There's a gentleman.
20:42Now I'm hooked up to lie detector tests.
20:44Viking churn.
20:45No limits.
20:46No cuts.
20:48Anything you want.
20:49Hand to God.
20:50I'll answer it.
20:51Okay.
20:51Out of every female friend that your girlfriend has, which one are you attracted to?
20:58Kaylin.
20:59Okay.
21:00True.
21:02Does she know that?
21:04No.
21:05She's not going to watch this episode.
21:07Have you ever jacked off to any of her friends?
21:09No.
21:10Oh, okay.
21:12True.
21:13Oh, okay.
21:14Well, they don't have OF.
21:15She's not in the OF group.
21:16Oh, you don't have...
21:16I forgot.
21:17You don't have imagination anymore.
21:18I can't jerk off to selfies anymore.
21:19Yeah, you're a porn junkie.
21:21Got it.
21:22I used to be able to jerk off to a girl's webcam photo on MSN Messenger, you know?
21:26Mm-hmm.
21:27I just look at her fucking...
21:29Yeah.
21:29I used to jerk off to webcam pics, right?
21:31If...
21:32True.
21:32I used to jerk off to, like, printed out photos of, like, obviously Photoshop boobs.
21:37Oh, yeah.
21:38I still do.
21:38In, like, 2005.
21:40Yeah, yeah.
21:40Like, AI tits on, like, Oprah.
21:42I just masturbate to titties in general, so...
21:44I saw a picture of Kermit the Frog and Pamela Anderson, like, having sex, like, just in bed.
21:51No, nothing.
21:52And you jacked off to it.
21:52And I jacked off to it all the time.
21:55Like, I thought that was awesome.
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24:35Guys, I want to see something.
24:36You mentioned that you watched Kermit the Frog, Pamela Anderson, you jerked off to it.
24:39Yep.
24:40I'd like to see you guys reenact it.
24:41Okay.
24:41Action.
24:42You do Pamela, I'll do Kermit.
24:44Oh, yeah, Pamela.
24:46Oh.
24:47Okay.
24:47Oh, that's so nice.
24:49Oh, I lost it.
24:51I lost it.
24:52What's up, Kermit the Frog?
24:53I'm Kermit the Frog, and I'm getting, I'm just inside of Pamela Anderson.
24:58So, go buy Pamela Kermit.
25:03What's Kermit's last name?
25:04The Frog.
25:05Go buy Pamela the Frog.
25:07Oh, yes.
25:09Oh, I'm getting nut green goo.
25:11Oh, yeah.
25:12Jump, Froggy.
25:13Don't tell Elmo.
25:15Yeah.
25:16Was that hot?
25:17Was that hot?
25:18Is it sounded to me?
25:20Craziest thing anyone's ever done on a show.
25:22By far.
25:23And we've had big clit on.
25:25Okay, what else you got?
25:26Come on.
25:27All right, hold on.
25:28Come on.
25:29We know each other so well.
25:30I'm attracted to, um.
25:38Okay, would you consider yourself, he was saying, transphobic?
25:41No, I made out with Emma Rose for an hour once, and I've been flirting with this girl,
25:48pre-Alyssa, of course, named Sienna something, and I made out with that other girl at XBiz.
25:56I've made out with more trans girls than...
25:58I feel like you should just have handled, because I think you would enjoy it.
26:02I would like to receive a job from a transgender woman.
26:04I don't think you'd ever want a biological.
26:06That's true.
26:06Yeah.
26:07But I have no interest in giving head.
26:11Honestly?
26:12You're just not attracted to...
26:14It's less about the attraction.
26:16I have a little mouth.
26:17Right.
26:18What if it was a small...
26:19Dentist's room.
26:20Ah, ah, I'm like, this is it, bro.
26:22Yeah.
26:23Yeah.
26:23I can't take anything bigger than, like, a little four-inch...
26:26They're usually pretty small, though.
26:27They usually...
26:28Well, all the transgender ones, sure.
26:29Yeah.
26:30But if I was in an orgy, and a dick just happened to be right there...
26:33Would you just lick it, at least?
26:34I would do something, just to be like, what a night, huh?
26:37Yeah.
26:38For the story.
26:39But I wouldn't want to do it.
26:40Yeah.
26:41Well, I don't think I'd wrap my...
26:42Your lips are...
26:43Maybe just, like, a little lick?
26:44Like, girth master's not getting the tip in.
26:46Yeah, I don't know if I can get the tip in, girth master.
26:49Let's see your mouth.
26:49No, you can fist your mouth.
26:51Yeah, bro.
26:52What can I do?
26:53Can I do a good one?
26:55Oh, fuck.
26:56You're taking dread.
26:57Yeah, he's...
26:58I actually have a really big mouth.
27:00I could put anything in there.
27:02Okay, cook me, cook me, cook me.
27:06Wow, no lies told, eh?
27:08Look at us.
27:09Circle of truth.
27:12Would you...
27:13Okay, so have you ever had thoughts about a man?
27:15Like, any kind of, like, maybe...
27:17Do I like guys?
27:18Am I into that?
27:19Okay, I'll tell you this.
27:20One night, I got really, really high by myself.
27:23It was in Toronto during COVID.
27:25And I was watching Rocky.
27:27And you got a boner.
27:28And he was...
27:29It was a scene where he's leaning on his chin-up bar, looking so jacked.
27:34Really man-ish.
27:34And I did get half-hard, okay?
27:37And I went, oh, fuck.
27:39And I thought I was gay for three months.
27:44You are, I mean, true.
27:48Wait, so then, why don't we just find out if you...
27:50So I would go to Barry's boot camp, where guys work out with their shirts off.
27:54And I was like, oh my god.
27:55This is why I come here.
27:57I'm gay!
27:57So what made you realize that you were fully gay and...
28:00So then, I have this friend, Darcy Fierce, who wants to fuck Liam.
28:04He's a big top.
28:05He's hot, eh, Liam?
28:06Yeah, this is true.
28:07And I told him this.
28:09And he went like this to me.
28:10He went...
28:12And he tried to kiss me a tongue.
28:14And I went...
28:15And he went, you're not gay, Ryan.
28:18And that was it.
28:19I woke up that day.
28:20Okay, but maybe you weren't attracted to that one.
28:22Can you kiss Chirdley?
28:24Would you kiss him?
28:24I could...
28:25Well, he really needs to know.
28:26Yeah, he needs to know.
28:27Sure.
28:27Do you want a tongue-it or no tongue-it?
28:29Whatever you want.
28:30I can...
28:31Yeah, you just...
28:32We'll do Spider-Man.
28:33Whoa, whoa, tongue-it.
28:34Wait, maybe...
28:35Make sure you guys put some passion into it or he's not going to really know.
28:38Wait, tongue is crazy.
28:39I'll tongue it.
28:41Whoa, shit.
28:41I've never tongue with a dude.
28:43Yeah, you have.
28:44Well, that didn't count.
28:45Can you please just go along with it?
28:50Oh, that's not enough.
28:52You're not going to know.
28:53Stop.
28:55Oh.
28:57Yeah, you have like a...
28:58I didn't enjoy it.
28:59I didn't enjoy it.
29:00I got no boner.
29:01He didn't enjoy it, he said?
29:02I did not enjoy that.
29:03Was it because of me?
29:04Why?
29:05Oh, come on!
29:06Yes!
29:06Come on!
29:08Yes!
29:08My girls in Cleveland, it's been a long winter.
29:12That was so hot.
29:14Was that hot?
29:15It was hot.
29:15The little tongue wiggle?
29:16You know what a gym teacher taught me in school?
29:19Yeah.
29:20Yeah.
29:20Right?
29:20He said it's the body doesn't know if it's a man or woman, it's contact.
29:24So...
29:25Is that how he got you into it?
29:27Yeah.
29:27Yeah.
29:27Is that how you...
29:28All right, unhooked me!
29:30Unhooked me!
29:31All right, Churd, you're up!
29:33All right.
29:35Ladies first, Viking.
29:36So when you were kissing Ryan, how did...
29:39Like, did you...
29:41How did it feel to you?
29:42Did you like his tongue?
29:45If there was no cameras and no one around, it would have been silly.
29:52It would have been kind of silly?
29:53It would have been nice.
29:55Huh?
29:55Yeah?
29:55Yeah, that was nice!
29:57True.
29:58But we did it!
29:59Yes!
29:59We did it as jokesters.
30:01We did it as jokesters.
30:02But did you get a little blood in your... in your wiener?
30:07I think so.
30:09True.
30:10Yes!
30:11You got hard from kissing me?
30:12Yeah!
30:13No, I showed you guys...
30:14Just a semi.
30:15He's saying a semi.
30:15Just a semi.
30:16What, you actually did?
30:17I don't know.
30:18Okay.
30:19So let me ask you this.
30:20You get an erection from two-second tip-tongue with me, but you deny jobs from your girlfriend
30:26every day.
30:27What's up with that?
30:28You're like, I hate you so much, right?
30:35I nut probably, like, once a week.
30:40Is that true?
30:42It is true.
30:43He doesn't really like...
30:44I could hold it in for, like, a month.
30:45Is that, like, a boxer thing that, like, you want to keep your nut for...
30:49Yeah, I think so.
30:50It doesn't make some sleepy.
30:51I think so.
30:52Yeah, yeah, you get lazy.
30:52Yeah, yeah.
30:53Yeah, when I...
30:53I mean, I go sweepy mode.
30:55Yeah.
30:55Right?
30:56Yes, is that true?
30:57Yeah, but why not do it before bed?
31:02I don't know.
31:03Or before a nap.
31:03I think he's just not extremely sexual.
31:06Yeah, I think something's...
31:07Or morning, would you wake up?
31:08I think something's wrong with me.
31:09I think something's wrong with me for two hours.
31:11I think maybe you have low testosterone.
31:13Yeah, wait.
31:14I need to take tea or something.
31:15Sure, what is the most disgusting, smelling, or tasting vagina you've ever dealt with?
31:20It's, like, a mix of, like, the condom smell.
31:25We're talking about a person.
31:26Yeah, yeah, it's a moment.
31:27Mixed with, like, a vagina.
31:28No, of course.
31:29Is there someone who had an especially...
31:31Yeah, yeah.
31:31She gave me chlamydia.
31:33Oh, that was...
31:33So it was the chlamydia.
31:34Yeah.
31:35Does chlamydia make things...
31:37Make it smell?
31:38Well, number one, BV.
31:39He was all up in there.
31:40Right?
31:41Vaginal vagination.
31:42Yeah, but he just said he got chlamydia.
31:43What's BV stand for?
31:44That's what it was.
31:46He had a pussy that tastes like condom.
31:49Right?
31:50I'll tell you this.
31:51Condom smell is my least favorite smell ever.
31:53I'd rather die.
31:54And that's why you get chlamydia.
31:56Yeah, exactly.
31:58Let me ask you a question.
31:59Have you ever thought in your life...
32:00I admitted that I thought I was gay for a little bit.
32:02Yeah.
32:02Three months.
32:03Did you ever have that little gay awakening?
32:05What do you mean?
32:09Yeah.
32:11Okay.
32:11So the first person I ever touched tongues with was a guy.
32:17Wow.
32:17When I was...
32:18When we were like eight, we were in the closet.
32:22Still are.
32:23Exactly.
32:24I still am.
32:25Bang!
32:26And we fucking...
32:27And he was like, I need this.
32:29Oh.
32:30That's gonna be sexy for a little...
32:32I was like, okay.
32:33Yeah.
32:33Like eight years old.
32:34Like, I need this.
32:35So I was like, that's...
32:36Okay.
32:36You need this, I guess.
32:38I think he was abused.
32:38And then we touched tongues.
32:39I remember what his taste buds felt like.
32:42Rubbing and stuff.
32:44You remember?
32:45I remember.
32:46You know he was sexually abused and he was coming on to you.
32:49Yes.
32:49Yeah.
32:50That's what happened.
32:50Yeah, yeah.
32:51Probably.
32:51What's your sexuality now?
32:52Is that true?
32:53Did that come in true?
32:55That he's the first person.
32:56Unfortunately.
32:56Hey, we're kind of spitting the truth here, right?
33:00Yeah.
33:00Yeah.
33:01You ever thought about funny parents?
33:02That's because we're little buddies.
33:03There's a little truth circle here.
33:04And then the last person I touched tongues with was you.
33:08Yeah.
33:08Full circle.
33:09Never touching a girl again.
33:10Was his tongue bumpy as well?
33:13No, it was a little slimy.
33:15How was his breath?
33:16Because he sounds cotton mouthy a little bit right now.
33:18You do sound a little cotton mouthy.
33:19Yeah.
33:20You can hear it?
33:20Yeah.
33:21Yeah, you can hear it.
33:21You're a little smacky.
33:22It's all the Adderall.
33:23Yeah.
33:23That's what I figured.
33:24Did he have Adderall breath?
33:26No.
33:27I didn't smell it.
33:28Okay.
33:28That's good.
33:29Did it smel-
33:30Okay.
33:31Wait.
33:32Is that a lie?
33:34He's being truthful.
33:36Oh, okay.
33:36It didn't smell too bad.
33:37Have you ever masturbated to a man or gay porn?
33:41No.
33:42Lie.
33:43What?
33:44Oh, shit.
33:46Really?
33:46Your blood pressure went nuts on that.
33:48Oh.
33:50Does the lie detector know things that I don't even know?
33:54It knows the truth, but you're hiding.
33:56Oh, my God, churn.
33:58Hell, yeah.
33:59That's so hot.
34:00You know what's funny?
34:01Like, there's so many-
34:02He freaked out there.
34:03There's so-
34:04Yeah, my heart freaked out.
34:05Yeah.
34:06Shit.
34:06Do you find Liam attractive?
34:10He's a cutie.
34:10Oh.
34:11He is.
34:12Yes.
34:13We all do.
34:14Yeah, everyone does.
34:15Yeah.
34:16Even, like, the real homophobic gangsters, like-
34:18Yeah, the homophobic-
34:19Yeah, the homophobic-
34:19Yeah, those are the ones that are down low the most.
34:22There's so many homophobic people online.
34:24When I do a kissing video, people freak out.
34:27Yeah.
34:28No, like, they'll write, like, long hate messages.
34:30It's crazy.
34:32Like, they don't know what to do.
34:33They're like-
34:34But should we hook Liam up?
34:35Yeah, let's hook Liam up.
34:36Yeah, let's fucking hook Liam up.
34:38Okay, Liam.
34:40Who's your number one crush right now?
34:42Harry Jossie.
34:43True.
34:45What about Austin?
34:46Oh, well, Harry Jossie over everybody.
34:50True.
34:51Oh!
34:52Do you have a little bit-
34:54Just, like, a little bit of feelings for Ryan?
34:56Um, yeah.
34:57Not romantically, but, like, I love you.
34:59Why?
35:01Which part is a lie?
35:03But not romantically as blood pressure on me.
35:06That's cute.
35:07That's so cute.
35:09I love you, my friend.
35:10I do love you.
35:10I feel that way, too.
35:12I always say Ryan's, like, the husband without the sex.
35:14Yeah.
35:15Which is probably the most realistic marriage.
35:17You guys live together?
35:18No.
35:18No, but we spend a lot of time together.
35:20I mean, I talk to Ryan, like, from the time I wake up to the time I go to bed.
35:22Yeah.
35:23I feel like Liam would turn you out.
35:27Yeah.
35:27Liam, are you in chats with an A-list actor who's straight and in a long-term fiancée?
35:36Whoa.
35:37Say the name.
35:40Tell them and we'll be in the public DMs.
35:43No, no, no.
35:44He's so scared of getting caught because engaged or married.
35:48Not at all.
35:48I don't think anything.
35:49Long-term, long-term.
35:50Is he?
35:50Yeah.
35:51I don't know.
35:51He's so off the grid that it's, like...
35:52Okay.
35:54So he has a mutual friend.
35:56You're going to ruin...
35:57You're going to cop-lock.
35:58Okay, okay.
35:59You're right, you're right, you're right, you're right.
36:00Because if he sees this, he's scared.
36:01No, you're right, you're right.
36:02But, yeah, he's...
36:04It's big to him.
36:05It's the coolest body ever when he closes.
36:08Yeah.
36:08And he leaves...
36:09We're so close.
36:09No, you've already done this.
36:11You already said it.
36:11Yeah, we're close.
36:12I told you guys?
36:13Yeah.
36:13Oh, I told you that was he fair.
36:15No, we were trying to get...
36:15We're in a group chat.
36:20Oh, really?
36:20Very nice.
36:21Not yet, but I have to do a follow-up after, like, the last conversation.
36:24Is there, like, one-on-one chatting?
36:25No, not yet.
36:26Oh, okay.
36:26Yeah.
36:26Are you a gold star gay or a platinum star gay or have you been with a woman?
36:31Yeah, I've been with women.
36:33He ate Nicole's the first pussy.
36:34Oh.
36:35And I touched it a little bit.
36:37He figured it like this.
36:38He goes, I'm fingering, I'm fingering.
36:43And Dainty Waller squared on it on me.
36:45Oh, yeah, I do remember that.
36:46But, like, before...
36:47Have you ever had sex with one?
36:47Those are good bodies.
36:48No, not yet.
36:49Do you want to have sex with a woman?
36:51I always say, like, if the situation is right.
36:54Just curiosity.
36:54Like, if all of us are just playing in a room, I'd be like, yeah, I'll stick it in Viking 2.
37:00That was straight as fuck.
37:02Did we just...
37:02Was it?
37:02Yeah, that was so...
37:03I'll stick it in Viking 2.
37:04I said all of us.
37:05Like, somebody's gonna have to hit me in return 2.
37:07Yeah.
37:08Look at this masculine energy.
37:10Hey.
37:10Yeah, where'd that come from?
37:11That was sick as...
37:12That was gangster.
37:13Yeah.
37:14Do you have a little crush on Churd?
37:15He's cute, yeah.
37:16But, I say, like, the Mormon character gets me a lot more.
37:20Yeah, he likes the Mormon.
37:21I know.
37:22Yeah, you were swiping up on my stories more when I was doing the Mormon thing.
37:26But I do love the whitey boyfriend.
37:28The whitey boyfriend I love.
37:29So, it's like the sweetie pie thing he likes.
37:31Yeah, I am a Roman...
37:32I have cancer boys.
37:33Yeah.
37:33Okay, give us your top three girls that if you had a gun to your head to fuck, and not out of friendship like a Bella.
37:39Okay?
37:40Right, right, right.
37:41Physical attraction.
37:42Okay, okay.
37:43That we know.
37:44Yeah, that...
37:44Okay.
37:45Maybe porn stars let's do.
37:46Okay.
37:47Banner Bardot's one.
37:48Yeah.
37:48Yeah, I think she's beautiful.
37:49Nice pick.
37:50Yeah.
37:51Who else?
37:53I used to think Riley.
37:54Riley Reid was a top one for me, too.
37:56Good picks.
37:56Yeah, yeah.
37:57Riley, because I always...
37:57She has some more energy.
37:58Yeah, I like girls who match my energy.
38:00Like, if you were a girl, that's what I would want to be beautiful and hot and sexy as, you know?
38:04Where...
38:04And my third one.
38:06My third one.
38:06Yeah, but she would fuck me.
38:10Like, I would...
38:10For sure.
38:11Viking would for sure peg me.
38:12I'd be like that guy who wants to get pegged by his girlfriend with Viking.
38:15Yeah.
38:15Right.
38:16I would...
38:16But yeah, I would totally let you.
38:17And then, like, I would want you to dress, like, in drag, too.
38:20Hot.
38:21Yeah.
38:21Yeah, I'd be like that closet, cross-dressing, pegging boyfriend.
38:25Yeah.
38:25Liam, have you ever sucked off or been fucked by a straight married man?
38:29Oh, I'm sure.
38:30Yeah.
38:31True?
38:32Yeah.
38:32Is he straight?
38:34I mean...
38:35Liam, or gay for pain.
38:36Some of them are gay for pain, too.
38:38Of our friends, B-less, C-less, extended family, friends, acquaintances even, which friend who's
38:45straight hits on you the most and you think there's something going on?
38:48Nobody has ever crossed that line, like, disrespectfully.
38:50Because I think they feel like I would tell you, and then you would tell everybody.
38:56Yeah, yeah.
38:56I feel like that's what people worry about, that they don't take it there.
38:59Like, they'll be nice and cute and sweet, but, like, I think they'll be like, he'll tell Ryan.
39:03Would you let Aaron bang you?
39:04Oh, yeah, for sure.
39:05There it is.
39:08Okay, Liam, good work.
39:09That was good.
39:10Dude, the lie detector ripped.
39:13That was good stuff.
39:14Ladies and all, welcome back.
39:15That was the lie detector segment.
39:16The way this friendship was founded, we've all been friends for a while.
39:20But I introduced them on Pillow Talk.
39:23Now they're a duo.
39:24Yeah, we're like, well, we just love him.
39:26That's true.
39:27Just the two of you, eh?
39:28No, I love you, too.
39:29We're all three of us.
39:31Yeah, you were really sad when we filmed together.
39:33Yeah, when we started meeting up.
39:35He was, like, kicking me out of group chats.
39:37You guys had horses and coughs and fucking...
39:39Oh, yeah, we did the whole thing.
39:40It wasn't, like, a billion views.
39:42It wasn't, like, a random thing.
39:43It was just like...
39:43Oh, we totally met up.
39:45Yeah, we totally did.
39:46We were like, let's...
39:46We cheated on you.
39:47Yeah.
39:47Yeah, yeah.
39:48But I honestly didn't think you would want to.
39:50Right, because I wasn't doing comedy skits.
39:51Right, you weren't doing anything like that.
39:53And then we were in line at the boxing match.
39:56And I was like, buy me some hot dogs.
39:59I'm going to swallow it.
40:00And I want you to eat it.
40:00You ripped that in line.
40:02Yeah, because I was like, there's big hot dogs here.
40:04And the question that everyone wants to know is if the black guy next to you was in on it.
40:08No.
40:09We actually didn't know him.
40:11And he was a boxer, I guess.
40:12And then he was just rad.
40:14He, like, reacted to it.
40:15You know, he was supposed to fight Jake Paul at Madison Square Garden.
40:18Yeah, I saw that.
40:18Yeah.
40:19I was supposed to fight under him in a boxing match.
40:22You know I was on a boxing match?
40:23Didn't you do a celebrity boxing match?
40:25Yeah.
40:25He's just said that.
40:26I...
40:26His little feet.
40:29Yeah, I did.
40:31And I got knocked out.
40:31It was awesome.
40:32Who knocked you out?
40:33Play it.
40:34Some, like, British YouTuber named, like, Jay Swingler.
40:36How hard did you train?
40:38I trained hard.
40:39Did you?
40:39Yeah.
40:40What happened?
40:41I don't know.
40:41I just, like, forgot everything.
40:43Get those gloves up, Churdlies.
40:45Oh!
40:46Hey!
40:47Oh!
40:49You know what they say in boxing?
40:51Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face.
40:53Yeah, yeah.
40:53And then I was just like, I was like, yeah, and, like, not covering my face.
40:57How was your cardio?
40:58It was good.
40:59I was pretty healthy.
41:00Oh, so it was literally...
41:01It was just, like, me being, like, forgetting everything.
41:03Punching.
41:04I wasn't blocking.
41:05The gloves were smaller than...
41:06Let me ask you this.
41:07Big stadium, right?
41:08It was cold.
41:09They're booing me because I was in England.
41:11But it was one of those big ones.
41:13It was in Sheffield, like, England.
41:14Big stadium.
41:15Yeah.
41:15Walking out?
41:16Was that the most nervous you've ever been in your fight?
41:18Yeah.
41:18I thought it was.
41:19It's gotta be nerve-wracking.
41:20Holy shit.
41:20Just, like, walking out.
41:21Everyone's booing me.
41:22Your first fight?
41:23Yeah, he's just...
41:2430,000 people.
41:24He's in the ring, like, just standing there waiting to kill me.
41:28So scary.
41:28You know, Kane boxed Blueface.
41:30Oh, yeah, Kane did.
41:31I got his ass kicked.
41:32Really?
41:32Well, that's a weird matchup.
41:34Yeah.
41:35Yeah.
41:35I forget Kane did it.
41:36Well, Kane, my boy.
41:38You know, he's my brother.
41:39Kane, at one point, was, I think, top five most followed TikTokers in the world.
41:43Then he fell in love with his 53-year-old girlfriend.
41:47Quit for eight months.
41:48She was 53.
41:49He was 20.
41:50Oh.
41:50And then he quit for eight months.
41:52And then now he's kind of been plateaued to the...
41:54But he was going...
41:55He had, like, three million his first two weeks.
41:57He's funny.
41:58Yeah.
41:58How does someone do that?
41:59Yeah, if we had to have a fourth, I think we can all agree, it's Liam.
42:04Kane.
42:07What do people do, like, when they just get into a relationship and, like, fall off the
42:11face of the earth?
42:12Like, what are they doing?
42:13I always wonder that.
42:14I ask Kane that.
42:15Yeah.
42:16And he says, bro, we're connected on a spiritual level.
42:20And you don't understand.
42:21While we're in bed together, we're one.
42:24And it's not just making love.
42:25It's being in love and feeling her love.
42:28You wouldn't understand it.
42:29That's what he says to me.
42:29I'm not making that up.
42:30But what...
42:31You can't just lay in bed all day.
42:32Right.
42:33Well, people in love could.
42:35You don't really...
42:35You don't seem like relationships are the central point of your life.
42:39You're more about enjoying, like, play and work and trying to...
42:44You have no days off.
42:44Trying to make money on...
42:45I'd be too scared.
42:46I'd be like, I'd be like, I gotta make money for you, duh.
42:49You can't just, like...
42:50Sit in bed all day.
42:51Yeah.
42:52There's no way you're just...
42:53They're just sitting in bed, like, talking.
42:55That's what they do all day.
42:56Like, you know, Cain, I took him to Mammoth for a ski trip.
42:59Liam's driving.
43:00We rented a Turo.
43:01And then they hang a jacket.
43:04And she's f***ing him on top.
43:05Not for two minutes.
43:0847 minutes.
43:09Really?
43:10I'm like, guys, it was funny.
43:12Now it's weird.
43:13Yeah, right?
43:13And Cain's like, bro, we hung a jacket.
43:15You can laugh for a little bit.
43:16And then they sit in the back, and it's all crazy.
43:18Did you smell the back air?
43:19Yeah, you start to smell the sweat.
43:20Yeah, yeah.
43:21The pheromones, and he's licking her.
43:23I don't know, Cain's a lover boy.
43:24I miss him.
43:24I miss him so much.
43:25That's awesome.
43:26Hey, Liam, tell him what happened on the way to Mammoth.
43:28With Cain.
43:28And he just started banging?
43:29Yeah.
43:31That's funny.
43:32At first, it's like, oh, yeah.
43:33Then it's like, okay.
43:34And you just hear...
43:35And they wouldn't even let us see.
43:37They put up, like, a stupid curtain.
43:39Oh.
43:39See?
43:40So you just got the sound effects in the back air.
43:42I want that kind of love.
43:43I want a serious brother-sister question, okay?
43:46Yeah.
43:46And Aaron, if you want to chime in, too.
43:49Do you like relationship Ryan or single dog Ryan?
43:54I mean, it doesn't really affect me either way because you're the same, kind of.
43:59Okay, so I like this version of you with this girl.
44:02Okay.
44:03The first one, you were weird.
44:06Weird.
44:06Like, it was weird.
44:07You were like, my little muffin top.
44:09Like, you were like, ew.
44:10I'm not going to look at boobies and all this shit.
44:13Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
44:13It was, like, getting weird.
44:14Like, she was insecure.
44:15She would sit right there with her arms crossed.
44:17And I'd say, you look great today, Viking.
44:19And then she wouldn't talk to me for two weeks.
44:20Yeah, so...
44:21Nice.
44:21So you would hide.
44:22You're like, this is the worst talk show to...
44:24Right.
44:25So the new girl is super rad.
44:28Yeah.
44:28And, you know, we're going to fuck.
44:29So it's, like, super chill.
44:31You have ulterior motives.
44:32That's what it is.
44:32I always have ulterior motives.
44:34But honestly, I just like when people like me.
44:36Hey, what's the rule with you and your beautiful husband?
44:39I say husband.
44:41Whatever it is.
44:42We're not married.
44:43We're not married.
44:43Common law.
44:43We're common laws.
44:45Have you guys ever had a unicorn?
44:47Yeah.
44:48Like, long term?
44:50No.
44:50Well, I mean, there was only one girl that we used a lot.
44:53Who?
44:54Dakota.
44:55Keyword used.
44:55Dakota?
44:55A lot.
44:56Like, a lot, a lot.
44:57What does that mean?
44:58Meaning...
44:58How often?
44:59We did a lot of, like, content with her.
45:01Did she live with you guys?
45:02No, but there was a couple times where we, like, went to dinner or something.
45:05And afterwards, I was like, go get naked kind of thing.
45:07And we didn't...
45:08There was one time we didn't film it.
45:10Okay.
45:11So what are the rules for Erin?
45:13Cream pies out, right?
45:15For her?
45:15Well, it's not really fair because I can't have cream pies.
45:18Why?
45:19Because I'm fucking Irish and fertile.
45:21And I don't want to be on birth control because I don't want to poison my body.
45:24I'm, like, super healthy.
45:25Okay.
45:26Okay.
45:27Well, can I tell you something?
45:28Me and my current sweet little angel pumpkin muffin.
45:31Don't do this.
45:32We, uh...
45:33We enjoy the cream pie.
45:35I do, too.
45:35As one does.
45:37But the plan B's are a lot.
45:40She's taking plan B's a lot?
45:41No, see, that's poison.
45:42Two in a month.
45:43And it's messing with her head and it's getting between us.
45:46So I'm asking you guys suggestions and advice.
45:49What's a good place to come to keep that beautiful, intimate moment?
45:52Pull it out of her pussy and stick it in her ass for the last few seconds.
45:55Stick how much of the dick in the ass?
45:57Well, as much as you need to get off.
46:00How about you, Churd?
46:02You're nutty once a week.
46:03Yeah, yeah.
46:04So I feel like...
46:06And tell me if you think I'm wrong or not.
46:09When you're having sex with a girl, I feel like you don't even think or care to make her...
46:14You better get yours before I get mine because I'm throwing peace signs is, I think, your motto.
46:19Are you projecting?
46:20Respectfully.
46:20Are you projecting?
46:21No, I make sure because I'm scared about my review.
46:23I feel like he would be upset about letting her down.
46:26Like, he would look bad.
46:26I would cry or something.
46:28So what do you do to get a girl off then, Churd?
46:31I don't just punch the clit.
46:34You don't know how to make her go?
46:35I don't.
46:38You do the little squirt maneuver.
46:40I don't know.
46:41What's that?
46:42The little come hither thing?
46:43Yeah, come hither.
46:44Mm-hmm.
46:46And then the rest is history.
46:47I'll tell you a trick we've been using, which we really like.
46:50We got a Hitachi.
46:51Mm-hmm.
46:52And I finger her and I bite her thigh.
46:57And then I press on her stomach while she puts the Hitachi on.
47:00Those things are too strong.
47:01What is a Hitachi?
47:02We do fucking seven orgasms in 30 minutes that way.
47:04What's a Hitachi?
47:05It's like a vibrator.
47:06Am I saying it right?
47:06Hibachi?
47:07It's Hitachi.
47:08What's the stuff of Benihana?
47:10Hibachi.
47:10Okay.
47:12So that guy comes over.
47:14We literally.
47:16Put some onions on her.
47:17It's lights a volcano.
47:18Egg and hot.
47:19Oh!
47:22Viking, let me ask you a question.
47:25What's your favorite thing about my physical appearance?
47:28I like your mustache.
47:31Yeah.
47:33Now, would you...
47:34Would you...
47:36Now, bear in mind...
47:38If Aaron wasn't here...
47:40Would you ride my mustache?
47:43All day, baby.
47:44I think mustaches are...
47:46Shut up, Churdlies!
47:48Shut up!
47:49He wants to ride your mustache.
47:50If you think about it...
47:52Mustaches are from the army.
47:54And army guys are a little bit homosexual.
47:58But not because...
47:59Is this Kratom?
48:00They like men.
48:01Because they had no other choices at war.
48:05I got another story that has no relevance to...
48:08Any of this.
48:09Okay?
48:09Has no relevance.
48:13You're always losing it.
48:15I can't bring you anywhere.
48:17Stay...
48:18This is why me and Viking are a duo.
48:20Ryan, stay on subject.
48:21And you're on the outs.
48:23Yeah.
48:23I love you both.
48:24Sorry, I'm just deficient off 90 milligrams of Adderall.
48:28Hold on a second.
48:29I think you need...
48:30Viking, your tits look amazing.
48:31May I say that?
48:33Yeah.
48:33Oh, look at that.
48:34I went viral on Facebook and no one gives a shit.
48:37Yeah.
48:42This is fun.
48:44Impressions are just a good way to...
48:46Just to walk in another man's skin.
48:47You know what I mean?
48:48Just to really live in it.
48:49So this is a sex podcast.
48:51So I slept 45 minutes last night.
48:53Bear in mind.
48:56And my girlfriend, she's on the other side of the world.
49:00I finger...
49:01Finger banged her from the other side of the world?
49:03Hey, can I ask you something?
49:05What, Churdlies?
49:06Am I the only guy that doesn't like jobs?
49:09Yes, you are.
49:10You look like the type of guy that would just...
49:14That would just like missionary for five minutes and then you'd be done.
49:19Oh, I do other things too.
49:20Yeah.
49:21I drive in my RV.
49:23I film skits.
49:23You play with your dog.
49:24Listen, Viking, what...
49:25I grow lemons.
49:26How many times can you orgasm anally?
49:28You don't cold bath enough.
49:30Yeah.
49:30You need to plunge.
49:32No one's even talking to you.
49:33I just want to say I'm so happy that you're dating Alyssa because I know you would have fucked my ex by now.
49:39Alyssa thinks you're hot.
49:41Alyssa's a big fan of you.
49:42Yes.
49:43She mentioned that.
49:44She would fuck you.
49:44She mentioned that.
49:45Alyssa's great.
49:46You ever snort Adderall?
49:48Churdlies?
49:49Me kidding.
49:50I'm hard.
49:50I'm hard.
49:53Oh, shit.
49:54The lie detector test said I'm hard.
49:56So, Viking, your tits look beautiful, by the way.
50:00Is that okay to say?
50:00Yes.
50:01I know they're beautiful.
50:03How many...
50:04So your body count...
50:06Twelve.
50:07You never listen.
50:09What's the freakiest thing you and Aaron...
50:10She terrifies me.
50:11Aaron, I know you don't want to be on camera.
50:13You're just here.
50:13He doesn't mind.
50:14What's the freakiest thing you've ever done?
50:22Well, we've gone over when I worked at the Tuggy Parlor, and I don't mind talking about
50:26that.
50:26What's the Tuggy Parlor?
50:28What does that mean?
50:29She's an open book.
50:30She's an open book.
50:32I know everything about you.
50:33I know everything about you, Viking.
50:34Churd is such a virgin, and I love him for that.
50:35I used to massage guys on their back, and their balls, and sometimes I'd step on them.
50:42Oh.
50:43Would you step...
50:44Would you like that when people...
50:47When you're like...
50:48I mean, I needed the money.
50:49I don't know if I liked it, but now that I think of it...
50:51Right.
50:52Nice.
50:53Nice.
50:53Churd, you laugh like a doof...
50:55You laugh like a doof...
50:56Sorry.
50:57Let's get back to the segment.
50:58I think my ultimate fantasy, thinking about it, is going to 1942...
51:07Churdly, shut up.
51:10Churdly, stop squirting in your pants.
51:13I thought about my ultimate fantasy the other day.
51:15I'm going to stop talking in this where you had me co-hosted.
51:18The other day, I realized Auschwitz 1942 gas chamber.
51:24Are you a Holocaust denier?
51:27I'm not denying the Holocaust.
51:28I wish I was there.
51:30Oh, because you like Jewish people?
51:31Really?
51:33It's not that I don't like Jewish people.
51:36You're just...
51:36I like watching people get tortured.
51:39Is that okay to say?
51:40Can we cut that?
51:41You get off to that, right?
51:44I mean, I love missionary sex with my husband.
51:46What feels better?
51:47What feels better?
51:47Getting cream-pied in the ass, or...
51:50I don't do it at all.
51:52I don't listen.
51:53We've done this show like 10 times.
51:56I've said this 10 times.
51:57I have no idea anything about you, Viking.
51:59You don't do anal?
51:59And I don't like that you guys met up and made viral videos.
52:03That cop stuff?
52:04That cop stuff?
52:07Where was I?
52:08I'm sorry.
52:09I know I was on a bender.
52:11I was on 150 grams of Adderall.
52:15I did that to you.
52:16I feel terrible.
52:18You should feel terrible.
52:21So I've been celebrating my birthday for the last three months.
52:27And my body shouldn't be alive right now.
52:30I shouldn't be alive.
52:31Look, I'm not ashamed to admit, I did hard drugs.
52:35Viking, your areolas are out.
52:37We're going to have to...
52:38You need to be telling...
52:39Aaron, you need to be telling me that.
52:42Your areolas are out, which we could just...
52:44He doesn't even care about my tits anymore.
52:45I feel like seven years...
52:48He doesn't even look at them.
52:49I don't even jack off to you anymore, Viking.
52:51Guys, worship my boobs.
52:52And he's like, suck my...
52:53Really?
52:5445 minutes.
52:55And he edges and edges.
52:57He just waits there.
52:59Please, please.
53:00Aaron, please.
53:01And I try to come up, puts my head down.
53:03But that's my master.
53:04I have to obey.
53:05Do you think you're going to kill Aaron and have sex with him while he's...
53:09While his dick's hard from...
53:11What's it called?
53:11When you get hard?
53:13When your body gets...
53:14Ryan...
53:16Something amorphous?
53:16Ryan...
53:17When your body gets hard?
53:18Can we touch her to this?
53:18I don't want anyone to see me this way.
53:19Ryan, I have Stockholm Syndrome.
53:21Why would I kill my master?
53:23That's so hot, Viking.
53:25You know what?
53:25I think...
53:26Aaron and I were speaking about this.
53:27We don't like you in relationships.
53:29And we don't like you out of relationships.
53:31We just don't like you.
53:32I don't like you.
53:39Chert, I have a question for you.
53:40Where do you think you could improve in the bedroom?
53:44I don't really like to have orgasms because it usually makes me sleepy.
53:50When I have an orgasm.
53:53he gets sleepy because he's a good boy yeah and he has low tea he needs you
53:59need to get on teeth you need to need to get on everything caffeine dude I mean
54:05if you're not having sex cuz you get a little tired wake up can we all get
54:10tired well now I'm all self-conscious about how I act I'm like a slumped over
54:18dumbass homeless guy I'm the psychopath apparently so do they do that in like
54:29see no one likes the impressions the first time I sat on my hands the rest of
54:36the night I actually don't mind it because
54:48I like attention yeah I wonder if they do in couples therapy they like do
54:52impersonate each other he's like I'm a bitch fancy strangers customer quest
54:59there's a guy who I mean there's a lot of like guys I want to eat your shit there's
55:05one guy that he's literally in my DMs all the time he's like man I bet your tastes
55:08great this guy I mean it's oh man this shit must be good today like it's
55:12literally like hundreds and I'm just like wow he's got a one-track mind you know
55:17poop eating connoisseurs yeah are very focused on what your diet is I have a
55:22great diet because apparently it really triggers you know I feel like it looks
55:26good I feel like if I was gonna eat what I'd eat mine what's your look like it's
55:30healthy yeah vegan vegan but like I'm super healthy I'm lactose intolerant and I'm
55:36addicted to Taco Bell right oh you don't want to talk you know I'll tell you
55:40this I just went through this little issue so me and my girl very new and we
55:43just went on a whole week vacation together sharing a hotel and first three
55:47days I'm gonna go take a call in the lobby drop a bomb I'm gonna I'm gonna go
55:53get you a coffee from Starbucks and I one day I just sat her down I said I've been
55:59taking we're both sneaking around taking shits so we went to the store we got
56:03poopery and now we're like hey I'm gonna go poop but you don't have to announce it
56:09we did the announcement okay you already did that and by the end of the trip I said
56:13baby next time I'm only sitting on my lap like I'm Santa that's just that's what
56:19about like a little Blumpkin action do people do those I've heard they do
56:26really I saw a video that changed my life I've heard guys like just oh yeah I
56:29sucked his dick like why would you do that a gay to a gay no no like a regular
56:34chick with a guy I don't think it happens yeah do you know anyone who's got a
56:38Blumpkin do you uh-uh well they probably don't they probably don't know they might
56:43not admit it's a gay thing no I think you've gotten him no you haven't no he
56:50hasn't I don't know if anyone's ever gotten I don't want to be like oh remember we
56:54discovered urban dictionaries child's and we would look up Cleveland steamroller
56:57and the Superman he's like we he's thinking you guys he's never the past in
57:03the past as a child what did you do do you want chat roulette as a kid mmm no wait
57:08what new ground games e-bombs yeah but I've been on e-bombs you're going to that
57:14was the cleanest one rotten.com run.com was the run.com yes it's freaky guys what an
57:20episode today I think definitely the funniest in 2025 maybe ever great work chard that was
57:29fun great work viking check out our group skits because we're a trio yo we were doing skits
57:35before we even came in here we did skits in between yeah we're gonna do skits now in the
57:39elevator play it run it back run it back yeah love you both love you both so much love you
57:43ladies y'all having very sad news happened this week Jake Marshall passed away he was our very
57:49close friend he was on the famous fuck cancer episode where he had stage four cancer his dream
57:55was to meet Nikki Benz and Kazumi we flew him down from Indiana and then they surprised him with a
58:00some went viral biggest episode we've ever done and he stayed very close friends with us almost two
58:06years we checked in weekly and unfortunately cancer got the best of him but good light to shine on on
58:12the matter is he really was supposed to pass when he came to visit he said he had two weeks
58:16the video from pillow talk fans buying it got him an extra year and eight months you know and
58:23you know fought a really tough fight and so we very sad to see him go but we love Jake Marshall
58:29and he said if I ever pass I want you to do one Jake Marshall episode a year with other people with
58:39cancer he said call it make it foundation oh that's good I hate to say this sounds weird to
58:46say out loud but if you or you know anyone wants to be the next Jake Marshall email Liam
58:52oh we'll do it in his honor yeah shout out to Jake there we go
58:58thank you
59:00thank you
59:04thank you
59:06thank you
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