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00:00Previously on Desperate Housewives, after an incident at school, Gabby was
00:07forced to replace the PTA president. Me? Carlos was struggling with his guilt.
00:14This is not me. I can't sleep. I'm seeing ghosts. I know. Susan found a way to cope.
00:22Taking a painting class being taught by Andre Zeller. Great. But the famous painter
00:28didn't make it easy. You're a bored housewife trying to kill time between spin
00:32class and driving your kid to soccer practice. And Lynette discovered that since
00:38their separation, Tom had started dating. It's just a couple of dinners and coffee.
00:43God, Tom, when were you gonna tell me this? In their 20 years together, Tom and Lynette
00:54Scavo had followed a few simple rules. Always share the housework. Never waste the
01:05hot water. And never ever go to bed angry. Yes, the rules for being together were
01:15simple. But the rules for being apart were anything but.
01:21Stop calling it dating. It's dinner with a friend. Do not do that. Do not do the snort.
01:29Could you make her stop snorting?
01:31Lynette, I find it more effective when we use words rather than inflammatory noises.
01:36You want words? Here's some words. Liar, liar, pants on fire. Lobster for two at Shenu is
01:42not dinner with a friend. A $300 night at Sequoia is not strapping on a feed bag with a buddy.
01:48I still do our credit card bills, genius. All right, enough words. Hey, it's not like I went
01:53looking for this. Jane lives in the building. We got to talking. You know what, she was actually
01:57nice to me. Something I'm not used to. Oh, I can't snort, but a drive-by like that's okay?
02:02All right. Emotions are running a little hot, but I think I know why. You two embarked on this
02:09separation without a clear goal in mind. Are you trying to get back together? Or are you trying to find a
02:16graceful way to end the marriage? We don't have to decide this right now. But we do need
02:26to lay down some ground rules. For example, are you dating? He is. Two dinners. All right,
02:35so you are dating. What about sex? No. Not yet. He just answered your first question. He wants to
02:51end the marriage. No, that's not what I'm saying. I'm not giving up. Not yet? I still hope that we can
02:56find a way to work things out, but we don't make each other happy. We haven't for a long
03:04time. So what if? I mean, what if there was someone out there who could? I just feel like
03:15if we don't explore, that we are going to end up right back in here on this couch hating
03:22each other. Sounds like you have a lot to consider. There's nothing to consider. We're cleared for
03:33sex. Let the dating begin. Yes, Tom and Lynette were learning the rules of separation. And the
03:42first rule? And I can't wait to let my new boyfriend do that thing I never let you do. There are no rules.
03:52In any group, there are roles that people are destined to play. The perfect homemaker to bring
04:10the snacks. The financial wizard to keep the books. And the busybody to share the gossip.
04:17But sometimes the most important role of all goes to someone who's not the slightest bit prepared for
04:27it. Hi, guys. I know, I'm a little bit late. A little? Try 45 minutes. Well, once you hear what
04:34I've been through, you will totally understand. So, you know how it's called a hot stone massage?
04:40So, there I am at the spa, laid out with my mojito, my Marie Claire, and all of a sudden, I feel a cold rock
04:47on my ass. I know! So, Armando was all apologetic. He wanted to reheat the rots. But at this point, I'm like,
04:55I'm sorry. I've got a PTA meeting to run. If you left, why are you late? Oh, Armando felt so bad, he gave me a
05:02complimentary seaweed wrap. So, what's on the agenda here?
05:06We're supposed to plan teacher appreciation night. Mm. Right, right. So, who's doing what for that? Cindy, you want to
05:14handle the food? No. Okay. Rachel, you never stop talking. You want MC? No. Okay, what's going on here? What's going
05:26on is you've wasted our time. I'm leaving. I have to pick up my kids. I have to get back to my job. I need to take my
05:34mother to chemo. Well, okay, okay. Let's not play satellite poker here. I need your help. You know, we would
05:41love to fritter away our days with manicures and hairdressers and spa appointments, but we're not like
05:46you. We have lives. So, you can do teacher appreciation night on your own. Well, could you at least fold up
05:55your chairs and stack them on the rolling cart? And can someone empty the coffee pot? You'd really
06:00do...
06:01Jeez, talk about selfish.
06:14Oh, thank goodness you're alive.
06:16I'm sorry, Reverend. I know that I haven't been to church for a few Sundays.
06:23Few? Try five. Do you know who's been bringing snacks to Fellowship Hour?
06:30Helen Johnson.
06:31Oh, let me guess. Brand muffins from the Mini Mart?
06:35Why hast thou forsaken me?
06:37I should have called you. It's just, I haven't been feeling very spiritual lately.
06:47It's not uncommon for us to lose our way spiritually from time to time. To feel in the woods.
06:56Interesting choice of words.
06:58It's just that I feel like maybe I'm not worthy of God's love right now. That I've lost my connection to him.
07:12But here's the good thing about God, Bree. He's easy to find. Just seek out the people who are in need, and there he is.
07:19It always comes back to the needy with you, doesn't it?
07:22It's kind of in the job description.
07:24I hear your new neighbor, Ben Faulkner, does wonderful work with the homeless. Why don't you speak to him?
07:31Perhaps I will. Thank you, Reverend.
07:37I did mention that Helen's doing the snacks, right?
07:41I just finished a batch of macadamia nuts scones. Would you like one?
07:47Bless you, my child. And maybe one for the car.
07:54I get so nervous every time I walk into this class. I mean, Andre Zeller, right?
08:01Between you and me, he doesn't think I'm a serious artist, but I'll show him.
08:06I have pain. I mean, like this morning, my nine-year-old walked right into school without even saying goodbye.
08:12No hug, no kiss. Nothing.
08:18Well, I'm going to take that misery and use it in my art.
08:22I'm using my father's suicide.
08:28Today we'll be working with light and shadow.
08:32Ooh, eggs. Cool.
08:35Ms. Delfino, this is my breakfast.
08:37You will not be sketching eggs or any other hackneyed still lifes today.
08:47You'll be drawing the male form.
08:50The meal.
08:57Whoa.
09:02Sorry.
09:04Takes some getting used to.
09:07As you begin to sketch, think of the human form as an object.
09:14What is it that catches your eye?
09:19Didn't mean it. Just popped out.
09:23I want you to pay close attention to which parts of the human body reflect light
09:26and which parts cast a shadow.
09:28I'm sorry, Ms. Delfino.
09:33I didn't realize we were in junior high.
09:35Have you never seen a penis before?
09:38No, no.
09:39Yes, I have.
09:40Lots.
09:40Well, not lots.
09:42The appropriate amount.
09:45Please start to be a professional.
09:47I am.
09:47I am professional.
09:50Penis, penis, penis.
09:51I'm just trying to take the power out of it.
10:05Quick.
10:06Tell me about your father's suicide.
10:07Hey, what are you doing?
10:18Uh, I was looking for my phone.
10:22And, uh, I know this is going to sound stupid, but I couldn't go in there.
10:28Oh, God, I don't mean to sound insensitive, but is this dead guy angst?
10:33Because I am really pooped right now.
10:35It's just every time I go into that room, I think about that night.
10:40Well, here's an idea.
10:40Don't go in that room.
10:42Look, there's the kitchen.
10:43No one died in there.
10:46You know what?
10:46We're both stressed.
10:47I'll pour us a couple of drinks.
10:49No, thanks.
10:50I've been hitting that stuff pretty hard lately.
10:52I don't want it to become a thing.
10:53Well, after the day I had, I'll finish the bottle myself.
10:56This PTA gig is turning into a serious pain in the ass.
11:00Yeah?
11:01I show up the teensiest bit late, and the girls are all over me.
11:05They're like, Gabby, why are you late?
11:06You should be sad and miserable and on time, just like us.
11:10It's like they're jealous or something.
11:13Oh, my God.
11:15They're jealous.
11:17They know what to do.
11:19Thanks for listening.
11:26It's nothing fancy, but I'm proud to say we feed hundreds of homeless people every day.
11:43Wonderful.
11:44This is exactly what I'm looking for.
11:46Oh, great.
11:47But, uh, just out of curiosity, uh, what did you do?
11:52Excuse me?
11:53Well, when most people want to give back, it usually means they've done something they're,
11:57uh, ashamed of.
11:58You know, embezzlement, adultery.
12:01What's your story?
12:05I suppose I could ask you the same thing.
12:07And I'd have the good sense not to answer.
12:09Mm-hmm.
12:10I've just been feeling disconnected lately, and I thought by doing something meaningful
12:15with my days that I could change that.
12:18Actual selflessness.
12:19That's refreshing.
12:21I wish the city council was as enlightened as you.
12:23Oh?
12:24Oh, they're holding up one of my developments because it includes low-income housing.
12:28Ah, typical not-in-my-backyard attitude.
12:31By the way?
12:32It's not in your backyard.
12:33Uh, I'm gonna have to take this, but, uh, I will leave you in the capable hands of,
12:40uh, Donnie here.
12:42Excuse me.
12:43Hello?
12:44Who are you?
12:45Oh, I am Brie, your humble sous chef.
12:48What do you need me to do?
12:50Prep?
12:51Sauté?
12:51Chop?
12:52You want to prep?
12:57Start prepping.
12:59That's it?
13:01Oh, I forgot to show you the spice rack.
13:03Here you go.
13:04Salt.
13:05Pepper.
13:06And we're out of pepper.
13:08If I may.
13:09Have you ever considered making the soup from scratch?
13:12We don't have time for that.
13:14Just get them in and get them out.
13:15Yes, because we all know how pressed for time the homeless are.
13:18Look, these people may not have homes, but they do have taste buds.
13:22Would you be offended if I tried whipping up a batch of homemade soup?
13:27Can you get it done by noon?
13:30Oh, dear.
13:31I guess I'll have to keep it simple.
13:33It's just a rustic acorn squash bisque, finished with a dot of maple-infused creme fraiche and a little crumble of fried sage.
13:45Holy crap.
13:47Finally, a blurb for my next cookbook.
13:49I understand that some of you are uncomfortable with a naked body, maybe even find it laughable.
13:55Mr. Zeller, I'm so sorry.
13:57One cannot create real art if one is crippled by one's own inhibitions.
14:01We must strip them away.
14:03So, for our next class, we're not going to have nude models.
14:07Phew.
14:08We're going to have nude painters.
14:11What?
14:11Painting in the nude will force you to create from a place of total honesty.
14:16And if you're serious about being an artist, you shouldn't have a problem with it.
14:23Nope.
14:23No problem at all.
14:34What's going on, Gabby?
14:36Yeah.
14:36Why'd you call us here?
14:38I just want to apologize for what happened at the last meeting.
14:42Keep talking.
14:43It was wrong of me to blow you off for a spa appointment when you have such busy lives.
14:48Message received loud and clear.
14:52So, to show you I've taken your complaint to heart, may I present my beauty team, Armando,
15:00the best masseuse in town, Kay, my hairdresser, and ping on nails.
15:04You no longer have to be jealous of my fabulous life.
15:09For one day, you can be me.
15:11My treat, go crazy.
15:13Wow.
15:14Good to know you got our message.
15:16You're welcome.
15:18So, you think you might want to reconsider doing the food?
15:21I'd love to.
15:23I'll handle decorations.
15:24Yeah, whatever you need from us.
15:26That's more like it.
15:27Now, today, relax.
15:29Take a break from grocery shopping and spanking.
15:32I have to go meet my travel agent.
15:37Are you guys serious?
15:38Are we really helping her?
15:39No.
15:40We're helping ourselves to a free spa day.
15:43Then we're going to leave her twisting in the wind.
15:47Oh, hey, ladies.
15:49Anyone know of a good hotel in the south of France?
15:51I did it again.
15:55I'm sorry.
15:56I'm sorry.
16:00Hey, Lynette, did I leave those fabric samples?
16:05Busted.
16:06That is a porn slam if I've ever seen one.
16:09Porn?
16:10No, I was checking my email.
16:11Oh, come on.
16:13It's okay.
16:14We all look at porn.
16:16What are you into?
16:17Straight?
16:18Bye?
16:19Solo?
16:20Bald guys?
16:21Fuzzy whispers?
16:22Cinnamon cakes?
16:24Poodling?
16:25Do I have to learn what those are?
16:26Because I really don't want to know.
16:28Oh, come on.
16:30Let me see.
16:30I promise I will not judge.
16:32No.
16:32I signed up for an online dating service and I took a stab at my introduction video.
16:39Hi, I'm Lynette.
16:41I'm 35 to 45-ish.
16:43I'm a cancer and I beat cancer.
16:45Coincidence or not, you decide.
16:47That is more disturbing than any porn I've ever seen.
16:53You said you wouldn't judge.
16:54Oh, online dating sucks.
16:57It's full of guys who Photoshop hair on their heads and crop out their man boobs.
17:03You want to meet men, I'm taking you to a bar.
17:05A bar?
17:07I don't know.
17:07It's been 25 years since I tried to pick up a guy.
17:11Well, with me as your wingwoman, you can have any man you want.
17:15Friday, okay?
17:15I thought you had a date with Ben.
17:18He cancelled.
17:20Again.
17:21Some stupid real estate development for the poor.
17:24Bastard.
17:25Well, his loss.
17:26If he doesn't appreciate what he's got, I will find someone who does.
17:30Oh, and lay off the ice cream.
17:33There's no Photoshop in real life.
17:42Morning.
17:43What's for breakfast?
17:45Eggs.
17:47I was going to make bacon, but it seemed a little risky.
17:51Susan, you get upset if I take my socks off in the kitchen.
17:56What's going on?
17:58Andre feels until we shed our inhibitions, our art will be only superficial.
18:03Anyway, for our next class, we have to paint in the nude.
18:11So I'm trying to get used to it.
18:14And I want to prove to him that I can be a real artist.
18:17Wow, that guy is good.
18:20He gets to see a bunch of co-eds naked and call it work.
18:28Oh, honey, I'm kidding.
18:30No, I can't do it.
18:33I'm not a naked person.
18:34Maybe I'm not a real artist, either.
18:39Susan.
18:40No, I mean it.
18:41Andre doesn't like any of my work.
18:43I'm not serious like the other students.
18:45I think I'm just going to quit the class.
18:50Quit?
18:51Oh, this class has been really good for you.
18:54It seems like it was pulling you out of that dark place you've been in.
18:57You think so?
18:59Yeah.
18:59I feel like I'm getting my old Susie back.
19:03Besides, this guy sounds like a jackass.
19:05Don't let him win.
19:08You're right.
19:09I am a serious artist.
19:12I just need to get used to people seeing me naked.
19:14Susan, it's Lee.
19:17You home?
19:18Perfect.
19:19My best gay.
19:21Who better to practice on?
19:25Good morning, Lee.
19:26This is Bob's mother of God!
19:33Gay marriage doesn't seem so freaky now, does it?
19:40Looks like Mike Tuscan Bean with Parmesan Crostini is a hit.
19:44Yeah, it is, but I think you're starting to attract the wrong sort of crowd.
19:53Excuse me, but you don't exactly look homeless to me.
19:57Yeah, I'm homeless.
19:59And yet you have a $2,000 laptop?
20:02But I live in the box it came in.
20:05Okay, I'm a college student.
20:07But my parents did stop talking to me when I switched from pre-med to creative writing.
20:12Well, I'm afraid you're going to have to leave.
20:14Too bad.
20:15I just gave you mad props on my blog.
20:18Is that a good thing?
20:19Homey but refined.
20:23Brie Van de Kemp's Tuscan Bean Soup is a revelation in a bowl.
20:29Revelation, you say?
20:30Uh-huh.
20:31And it's already been liked on Facebook and retweeted 200 times.
20:36Which is also a good thing.
20:37But, hey, if I gotta go...
20:40Hold on.
20:41I can't let a talented near-orphan like you go hungry.
20:46Let me get you a refill.
20:48Oh, and it's Van de Kemp.
20:50With a cake.
20:55Hey, Mike.
20:57Need a hand?
20:58No, I'm okay.
21:04Susan around?
21:05Uh, she's at a painting class.
21:08Okay.
21:10I'll stop by later.
21:12I don't think that's a good idea.
21:18You need to say something to me, Mike?
21:20Yeah, I do.
21:22If things were different, if it had been me that killed somebody and your wife walked in,
21:26I'd have gone to the cops and turned myself in.
21:29I wouldn't have dragged Gabby into it.
21:32There's a lot I would have done differently about that night if I could.
21:35Yeah, well, you can't.
21:37But here's what you can do.
21:39You can leave Susan alone.
21:41Just let her find a way to deal with what you put her through.
21:46It just really helps to talk to her.
21:52But it doesn't help her.
21:56Then I won't do it anymore.
22:03Yeah.
22:04Remember, technique is a crutch.
22:25Learn it and throw it away.
22:26That way you can begin to find your own voice.
22:29Yes, and that's what that...
22:32Oh, my God.
22:44Taking casual Friday a bit to the extreme, aren't we, Ms. Delfino?
22:49Isn't this the day we were...
22:51Aren't we all supposed to be...
22:53The school put the kibosh on my little artistic experiment.
22:56It was all there in the email.
22:58What email?
22:59The one you obviously didn't open.
23:02Maybe you didn't send me one.
23:05Why would I do that?
23:07To humiliate me.
23:08To punish me for laughing.
23:10You have singled me out since day one.
23:15Why not try to make a fool of me?
23:20Because in the vast landscape of my interior life, you're merely a dust speck.
23:27I get dressed and sit down.
23:29No.
23:29I signed up for this class to learn something.
23:35Not to be a punching bag for an egomaniac with a paintbrush.
23:42I quit.
23:43I quit.
23:59Hello, and welcome to our soup kitchen.
24:04I hope you're hungry, because I have prepared a hearty Italian wedding soup today.
24:09Honey?
24:10Two?
24:18Reverend Sykes!
24:19What a nice surprise!
24:20That's quite a crowd out front.
24:22I practically had to fight my way in.
24:24Well, ever since I took over the kitchen, we've been jam-packed.
24:27Thank you so much for suggesting I get involved.
24:30I have never felt more needed or important in my whole life.
24:35The intention of charity is not to make us feel important.
24:38Of course not.
24:39It's to help people.
24:40Feeling important's just a bonus.
24:43So what brings you by?
24:45I was hoping you could tell me where a homeless person could get a hot meal.
24:51Well, right here, of course.
24:53No, Brie.
24:54Ever since you've turned this soup kitchen into a bisque kitchen, the homeless don't feel
24:59comfortable here.
25:00Why?
25:01I was just trying to make this place special.
25:04It was already special.
25:05It was home for them.
25:07Until you took that away.
25:09Excuse me.
25:27I'm sorry, but you're going to need to leave.
25:30Hey, we're still eating.
25:31Well, then go eat somewhere else.
25:34You certainly look like you can afford to.
25:35Whoa, where's the attitude coming from?
25:38We made this place a success.
25:39No.
25:40This place is supposed to feed homeless people.
25:43It's a dismal failure.
25:46This food isn't for you.
25:48It's for the hungry and the poor, the people we walk past every day.
25:52Everyone deserves to have a place, and this place was theirs until I made it mine.
25:57So please, pack up your laptops and your smart phones and go.
26:02Please, go.
26:09Ben, I'm sorry.
26:10I have made a terrible mess of things.
26:12Don't worry about it.
26:14You think you can make a speech that good again tomorrow?
26:18Speech?
26:18You're going to help me push that low-income housing project through city council.
26:31This is where you live, huh?
26:34Norman Rockwell would walk down this street and say, a little much.
26:39Can I come in?
26:40Of course.
26:41Well, so you're going to make fun of the inside of my house.
26:45By the way, I checked my email, and you never sent me one.
26:50Did you check your campus email?
26:52I have a campus email.
26:55Okay, I'm going to make this brief, mainly because I've got a dinner engagement with someone
26:59infinitely more interesting than you.
27:02Wow.
27:03Climb down from your cross and come back to my class.
27:05Why?
27:06So you can abuse me more?
27:09Yes, I will abuse you and scream at you and make you paint in the nude and do anything
27:14else I have to do to get you to stop being so scared.
27:16I'm not scared.
27:18I showed up at your class naked.
27:21Then you ran away.
27:24Seems to me you do a lot of running away and nervous giggling.
27:29You act like someone who is...
27:34What?
27:35You're hiding something.
27:38And I'm going to pull it out of you.
27:40And when that happens, there is a chance, the remotest, slimmest wisp of a chance, that
27:47you might actually become an artist.
27:49Oh, God.
27:50Is this the part where you tell me that the reason you're being so hard on me is because
27:55I'm the only one in the class with potential?
27:59No.
28:00Amy Yamada is the only one in the class with potential.
28:03So you're a bizarre car crash that somehow fascinates me.
28:10Now, if you'll excuse me, this is about as long as I can spend in a room decorated with
28:15ceramic elephants.
28:16Hey, ladies.
28:29Someone want to help me with these flowers?
28:30Okay, no worries.
28:34I got it.
28:34What have you guys been doing?
28:46People are going to be here in two hours.
28:47Nothing's been set up.
28:48Well, I'm just so relaxed from that massage.
28:52I'd hate to lift something and tense up again.
28:54Yeah, and Ping worked so hard on these nails, I would hate to chip them.
28:58And I can't think of anything witty to say about my fabulous new do.
29:04But I'm not doing squat either.
29:07Why are you doing this to me?
29:08I went out of my way to help you people.
29:11Oh, my God.
29:12You are so out of touch.
29:13Do you really think a hot stone massage is going to solve my problems?
29:16You don't understand the kinds of things real people deal with.
29:20You live in this perfect little fairy tale.
29:22Fine.
29:23I don't need your help.
29:25I have two hours and a very capable husband.
29:28This event is going off without a hitch.
29:31Oh, and one more thing.
29:37Hello?
29:38Honey, sorry to bother you at work, but this is an emergency.
29:41What?
29:42What's going on?
29:42I need you to meet me at the school.
29:44These PTA biatches.
29:46Yeah, I'm talking to you, Cindy.
29:48Are refusing to help me.
29:49I need an extra pair of hands.
29:52Sure.
29:52Be right there.
29:54He's on his way.
29:57Thanks.
29:57You're a lifesaver.
30:19Wow.
30:20When I pictured this in my head, I wasn't as old as all the other people combined.
30:26Uh, two martinis.
30:27Dirty.
30:29Oh, wait.
30:29That's me.
30:32Feel free to use that if you want.
30:35Maybe I will.
30:36At home, because that's where I'm going.
30:37Oh, relax.
30:39Look at this place like a candy store.
30:41You just have to figure out what you're in the mood for.
30:42Obviously, something with nuts.
30:46I thought I was done with this.
30:48I dated.
30:49I combed through all the losers.
30:52And I finally found a guy.
30:54Someone who was smart and made me laugh.
30:56And now to be back here?
30:58My age, doing it all over again, it's depressing.
31:06Oh, my God.
31:07You're right.
31:08What?
31:09It is depressing.
31:11Renee?
31:11What am I doing in Hell's Candy Store?
31:13I have a guy.
31:14He's smart and he makes me laugh.
31:16I thought you said Ben works too much.
31:19Oh, he's passionate about his job, but he's a ten.
31:22You add up every guy in this place and you get a six.
31:29But you stay.
31:30There's definitely somebody here for you.
31:37Orange cable.
31:39Goes around here.
31:42This one goes here.
31:45And Bristow.
31:48Oh.
31:49Ow.
31:50So, is Presto Spanish for cover your ears?
31:56That's hilarious, Cindy.
31:57You know, you should have been a comic instead of a pint-sized pain in my ass.
32:01Oh, it's getting late.
32:04Looks like your perfect husband isn't going to be here to bail you out.
32:11Ah, look who's here.
32:14There's my hero.
32:16Now, hurry up.
32:17I need to get crack in here.
32:19Hey, what are you doing?
32:20What are you doing?
32:25Carlos?
32:29Hey, Gabby.
32:32Carlos, you can't be here like this.
32:34You've got to go.
32:35No, no, I'm going to help, okay?
32:36No, please.
32:38You need to leave.
32:39No, I'm going to help, okay?
32:40I'm going to help.
32:41No, honey, you have to leave, please.
32:43Hang on, hang on.
32:44Rachel, get the soundboard set up.
33:00Melissa, Megan, start putting out the food.
33:04Melissa, now.
33:05It's okay, Gabby.
33:11Got it.
33:14I don't know what to say.
33:17Just take care of your husband.
33:18Hello, I'm Phil, and you're beautiful.
33:29You're just saying that, but I'll take it.
33:33God knows it took me long enough to get ready tonight.
33:36I even had to pay the sitter to come early.
33:38Sitter?
33:39So you have kids?
33:40Yeah, five.
33:42Five kids.
33:44Wow, that sounds like a lot.
33:46I actually have a husband, too, but we're separated, and we're seeing other people.
33:49Or he is, and I'm trying to.
33:51Not that I'm doing it to retaliate.
33:52It's just that, wow, I can't seem to stop talking.
33:55Maybe you could say something now.
33:58Bye.
34:01Bye-bye.
34:08Crowd's a little light tonight, don't you think?
34:13Can I buy a drink, or are you already lit?
34:17Oh, come on, I'll let you play with my tie.
34:20Here's the remote.
34:25Don't I know you from somewhere?
34:34Okay, not the most original line, but you're cute, so, Lynette.
34:40Right, right, you're Porter and Preston's mom.
34:43Oh, God.
34:44Mrs. Scavo was the coolest mom.
34:47She used to make us grilled cheese in the shape of dinosaurs.
34:49So, what are you doing here?
34:53I have no idea.
34:55There you go.
35:03That's probably the only set of keys with a purple lanyard.
35:05My kid made it at camp.
35:08Look, I'm wearing something called skinny jeans, which are very painful, because I don't have
35:13something called skinny legs.
35:14So, I just want to go home and peel them off.
35:16Do you mind?
35:17No, not at all.
35:18I just, I don't work here.
35:21Oh, oh, God.
35:22I'm sorry, you're not the valet.
35:25I knew this vest was a bad idea, but the gay guy in my office told me they're back.
35:29Oh, no, the vest is great.
35:31I have it in Navy.
35:35I just, I haven't been out in so long.
35:37I figured I'd try to mix things up.
35:39You haven't been out in so long.
35:41Last time I was at a bar like this, beeper numbers were exchanged.
35:44I didn't even know they banned smoking in bars.
35:47And how did the good old reliable martini lose its job?
35:50Apple, cherry, watermelon, those are slushy flavors.
35:55I'm Lynette.
35:57I'm Scott.
35:58By the way, not that it's a competition, but I have two lanyards on my keychain.
36:02They're pink.
36:04Daughters.
36:05Yes.
36:06Divorce?
36:06No, thanks.
36:07I already had one.
36:09You?
36:10Uh, separated.
36:18Um, listen, this is the first decent conversation I've had all night.
36:24What do you say we go back inside and continue it?
36:28I say pomegranatinis are on me.
36:32All right, that was easy.
36:34You calling me easy?
36:36I am.
36:41Um, please.
36:43Ah.
36:44Uh, can I get you something to drink?
36:48I have, uh, vodka.
36:50I have milk.
36:51I have chocolate milk.
36:52I have juice boxes.
36:54Having kids has really ruined my game, huh?
36:57Vodka and chocolate milk.
36:59That's exactly what I give my baby to calm her down.
37:01Cheers.
37:04Cheers.
37:05Cheers.
37:14Um.
37:15Uh.
37:20Now what do we do?
37:23Put on some music.
37:24Look, my ex got all my CDs.
37:27I could turn on a blacklight.
37:29I'm not 16.
37:30Maybe I could light some candles.
37:34That seems like kind of an obvious move, right?
37:39Not as obvious as this.
37:47Maybe obvious isn't so bad.
37:48Oh, wow.
37:55No?
37:56No, no.
37:56Oh, no.
37:56It's good.
37:57It's good.
37:57Keep going.
37:59I have another room that I would love to show you.
38:04Really?
38:05Uh-huh.
38:06You're getting better at this.
38:08Oh, hang on.
38:24Oh!
38:24Hang on.
38:27Hang on.
38:27Shh.
38:31Oh.
38:32Right here?
38:33Okay.
38:33no I dropped something oh can I help my ring fell off you had to have shag
38:40carpeting huh that gay guy at my office said shag was back really need to start
38:46getting my style tips from someone else damn it where is it this rugged swallows
38:51everything there used to be an end table here and oh my god please don't be funny
38:54right now wait wait wait here it is oh thank you so uh where are we
39:11I'm sorry I can't
39:20you're a really great guy you're nice and you're funny and whatever you were doing
39:30to to my neck was really working for me but the idea of walking 10 feet into your bedroom
39:36is about the scariest thing I can think of right now
39:39okay
39:44I'm hoping to work things out with my husband and I guess I just
39:53I get it you're not there yet
39:56I'm not
39:59well I think I should go
40:09I understand your hesitation I am one of those
40:27people with a manicured lawn who would object when a proposal like this threatens her community
40:34but my eyes have been opened and I will personally go door to door to help other people see how essential
40:41this project is so that where we live can truly be called a community
40:47thank you
40:54thank you
40:58you were amazing
40:59well I meant every word
41:01I want to help you any way I can
41:03great well first thing tomorrow I'll take you out to see the construction site
41:07yes we may think we're all destined to play certain roles but sometimes those roles can unexpectedly change
41:19a nervous student may discover a hidden confidence
41:26a long time wife may confront a harsh new reality
41:31a busy mother may find her attention is needed elsewhere
41:38and a woman who wanted to do a little bit of good may find herself playing a much bigger role than she intended
41:49I was searching and searching for the perfect spot
41:53and then I found her
41:55and then I found her
41:56Chubbin Woods
41:58have you ever been here before?
42:08once?
42:09well
42:10we're finally gonna break ground on Tuesday
42:13and it's all thanks to you
42:16that I could help
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