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00:01Previously on Desperate Housewives...
00:03I need a CFO. Prepare to give you stock options.
00:06Access to the company jet.
00:08Tom got a job offer he couldn't refuse.
00:11I am in.
00:13At dialysis, Susan made a friend.
00:17Beth took her life.
00:19Which led to Susan getting a kidney.
00:22Honor Beth's life by allowing her to make you well.
00:25And Felicia being freed.
00:27I've just heard from the parole board.
00:29They've decided to grant your request for humanitarian release.
00:33Alex left me.
00:35Oh, honey.
00:36I guess he just got sick of living with the drunk.
00:39And Bree helped her son face his addiction.
00:52When Bree Vandekamp decided to stop drinking,
00:55her recipe for sobriety was the 12 steps of Alcoholics Anonymous.
01:01She admitted she was powerless over alcohol.
01:05She asked God to remove her shortcomings.
01:10She made a list of all the people she had harmed.
01:15So when her son Andrew decided to stop drinking,
01:21Bree was pleased to see him follow those steps as successfully as she had.
01:27Let me see it again.
01:2930 days sober.
01:35I am so proud of you.
01:37I feel great, Mom.
01:39And it gets better all the time.
01:41Just keep going to meetings and working those steps.
01:44Yeah.
01:45Kind of stalled out around number eight, though.
01:47Ooh, that is a tough one.
01:49No one likes to make lists of people they've done harm to.
01:52Particularly with your penmanship.
01:54No, I wrote the list.
01:56But now I have to make the amends.
01:58And there's one person I've been really awful to.
02:02Well, I know it seems difficult, but give it a chance.
02:10Some people are more forgiving than we give them credit for.
02:21You thought I meant you?
02:22Well, of course I did.
02:24Oh, Mom.
02:25No offense, but you're way down the list.
02:27I think you're like seventh.
02:29Seventh?
02:30I'd like to know about these six people ahead of me.
02:34Did you steal their pocketbook?
02:36Did you wreck their car?
02:38Stick a kitchen knife through an oil portrait of them?
02:41Okay, calm down.
02:42I will not calm down.
02:44I resent you thinking you've harmed anyone more than me.
02:47Well, I have.
02:49And if I'm going to make amends, I need to start now.
02:52With the top of the list.
02:55And who might that be?
02:57Who is this victim number one?
02:59Mr. Solis.
03:01Yes, Brie was diligent about following the 12 steps.
03:07After all, I did sort of kill his mom.
03:10But even she could recognize a step too far.
03:15Andrew, stop!
03:16We teach our children to apologize when they make a mistake.
03:32We tell them that it's wrong to blame others.
03:38Or pretend it never happened.
03:43Or try to cover it up.
03:49But there are those times when apologizing.
03:55Hey, Carlos.
03:56You got a minute?
03:57Is the biggest mistake of all.
03:59Be right there.
04:00Andrew, stop.
04:01You really need to think about this.
04:03You know what the step says.
04:04Make direct amends to those we have harmed.
04:07Unless to do so would injure them or others.
04:09And if Carlos finds out, trust me, he's going to injure others.
04:12Hey, buddy.
04:14What's up?
04:15You know, there's something I never told you.
04:17Ah, yes.
04:18How wonderful you were to him after Rex died.
04:21You were like a surrogate father.
04:23I don't know about that.
04:25You were.
04:26You took him on hunting trips, football games, car races.
04:29I didn't know you were gay then or I'd have thrown in a few musicals.
04:32The point is, you've always been so kind to people, never injuring them or others.
04:40Well, that was the same year that my mom died, so I was working through some grief too.
04:45It was great that we could be there for each other.
04:48So, that was what you wanted to tell me?
04:51Uh, yeah.
04:55Yeah, just, uh, thanks.
04:58No problem.
05:02Someone just earned another pie.
05:17Hey!
05:18Whoever's in here, I own this house.
05:22And I want you out now.
05:32Well, hello, Paul.
05:34What the hell are you doing here?
05:37I'm just nosing around to see what I'll need to buy before I move in.
05:41Not much, apparently.
05:43I had no idea the place came furnished.
05:46Have you lost what's left of your mind?
05:48This is my house.
05:49Now get out!
05:50Oh, I know you bought it.
05:52You bought a lot of houses on this street, but you didn't want people to know, so you put this one in Beth's name.
05:59So what?
06:00I was her husband.
06:01And since she never made a will...
06:03Oh, but she did, Paul, years ago.
06:07And according to that will, I own this house and everything in it.
06:15Oh, my goodness.
06:16Is this a Gustav Stickley?
06:18Do you really think the people on this street want a manipulative psycho for a neighbor?
06:22Well, they let you live here, so I'm guessing the zoning laws aren't all that strict.
06:27If they want to shun me, let them.
06:31I won't be alone.
06:33I'll have my daughter with me.
06:36My God!
06:38You stole her ashes?
06:40I did not steal them.
06:42You are so quick to think the worst of me.
06:44I just went to the mausoleum and I explained my legal rights.
06:49Your rights?
06:51What about my rights?
06:53She was my wife.
06:54Did I say you couldn't visit her?
06:57Drop by any time, Paul.
06:59My door is always open.
07:14Everything looks great, Susan.
07:16Your blood work, creatinine levels.
07:18You're like the poster girl for kidney transplants.
07:21Does that mean I can have salty food and sex again?
07:25Salt in moderation.
07:26You should wait two more weeks before resuming normal sexual activity.
07:29Mike and I have already waited a month.
07:31There's not going to be anything normal about it.
07:34Okay, well, I'll see you at your next checkup.
07:36Where are you off to?
07:38Well, I am definitely going to the mall to enjoy the last few hours of my handicap placard.
07:43But first, I'm going to the dialysis center to visit my friend Dick Barrows.
07:47Oh, you don't have to go to the dialysis center.
07:50He's here in the hospital.
07:51He was admitted yesterday.
07:52Hey, tall, dark and jaundiced.
07:53Delfino.
07:54Come closer.
07:55I want to see if you still have that new kidney smell.
08:11What are you doing here?
08:16Where else can you get a large Jamaican nurse to give you a sponge bath for four grand a day?
08:21Another viral infection.
08:24I'm sorry.
08:25I can't believe you got a kidney so fast.
08:29I don't suppose you have any more suicidal neighbors with donor cards?
08:34I didn't laugh when you wrote it on my get well note and I'm not laughing now.
08:38I'm telling you, you are the luckiest person alive.
08:43You should take advantage.
08:45Do you gamble?
08:47A little.
08:48Oh, great.
08:50When I get out of here, I'm taking you to that casino by the airport.
08:54I've never won in that place.
08:56You could be my rabbit's foot.
08:57I'm not big on casinos.
08:59I'm more of a around the kitchen table, gossip with my girlfriends, win all the M&Ms kind of gal.
09:09It's time for my spinal tap.
09:12You see?
09:13You're not the only lucky one.
09:20Hey, babe.
09:21You're home late.
09:22I got called down to the legal department.
09:27Is everything okay?
09:29There's no easy way to say this.
09:31Oh, no.
09:32What is this?
09:35That, my dear, is my signing bonus.
09:41A hundred thousand dollars.
09:44No way.
09:45It is not one hundred thousand dollars.
09:50It is.
09:51It's a hundred thousand dollars.
09:53I can't believe it.
09:55No.
09:56What do you want to do with it?
09:57Um.
09:58How about this?
09:59Go to the bank.
10:00Get a hundred thousand singles and roll around naked on them.
10:02And then, apologize to everybody at the bank and come home.
10:05I like the naked part.
10:06Oh, my gosh.
10:07Oh, my gosh.
10:08Oh, my gosh.
10:09Okay.
10:10Okay.
10:11Okay.
10:12Let's think.
10:13Um.
10:14Obviously, we should put some in the kids' college fund and then top off our retirement account.
10:21Or actually start a retirement account.
10:23Definitely.
10:24We should do all of that.
10:25With ninety grand.
10:26The other ten is for you to spend on something fun and totally frivolous.
10:31Like a mink vest or a diamond frisbee.
10:34No.
10:35No.
10:36No.
10:37Lynette, do you know how long I have waited to be able to say this to you?
10:40Go crazy.
10:42It's on me.
10:43Fine.
10:44You're going to be a jerk about it.
10:45I'll spend ten thousand dollars on myself.
10:46Ah!
10:47We should celebrate.
10:48Let's go out to dinner.
10:49Oh, definitely.
10:50But not tonight.
10:51I got a ton of work.
10:52Okay?
10:53How about Friday?
10:54Okay.
10:55It's a date.
10:56Wait a sec.
10:57Nope.
10:58That's a hundred thousand dollars.
10:59Okay.
11:00How about Friday?
11:01Okay.
11:02It's a date.
11:03Wait a sec.
11:04Nope.
11:05That's a hundred thousand dollars.
11:10And I'll call.
11:17910 Jack Quinking.
11:20Straight.
11:21Eat it.
11:22I was going to say how nice it is to have you back in our game until you so charmingly told
11:28us to eat it.
11:29For the third time.
11:30I'm sorry.
11:31I've just never been this hot before.
11:33My friend called it today.
11:35He said I was on a lucky streak.
11:37No, you are lucky.
11:38You got a kidney transplant.
11:40And if you take any more of my money, you're going to need a face transplant.
11:45Okay.
11:46Is anyone going to notice what's different around here?
11:49You cut your hair?
11:51No.
11:52Well, you should.
11:53I mean the coffee.
11:56Tom gave me part of his signing bonus and said, go crazy.
11:59So.
12:00So.
12:01I bought a grind and brew coffee master.
12:04Wasn't even on sale.
12:06Check me out.
12:09Shall I say it?
12:10No, please.
12:11Allow me.
12:12You're pathetic.
12:13You finally get a little mad money and you buy a kitchen appliance?
12:17But I don't really need anything.
12:19Oh, honey.
12:20Look around.
12:21You need everything.
12:22To.
12:23Well, it's hard for me.
12:24Tom's only had this job a month.
12:25I'm used to clipping coupons and buying bulk.
12:27I even color my own hair.
12:29Ah.
12:30Mystery solved.
12:31Hey.
12:32How did you let this happen?
12:34Don't look at me like that.
12:35I tried.
12:36I tried for years.
12:37I couldn't even get her out of flip flops.
12:39Oh.
12:40Maybe I can take a shot at her.
12:42Don't do it.
12:43She'll break your heart.
12:44Well, I'm bored.
12:45Look, after this game, I'm taking you to a clothing store.
12:49That doesn't also sell patio furniture and meat.
12:53I'm out.
13:00I'll bet 20.
13:03I'm all in.
13:05You didn't even look at your cards.
13:07I don't need to.
13:09So what do you say, Vandicamp?
13:11Did you come to play?
13:13Huh.
13:16Let's see what you are made of.
13:23Three kings.
13:25Oh, look at me.
13:26I should buy a lottery ticket right now.
13:28Yes, you should.
13:29And then you should eat it.
13:38I so don't belong here.
13:43That sales lady knows it too.
13:44Did you see the look she just gave me?
13:46Come on.
13:47What?
13:48What?
13:49Wait.
13:51Ah.
13:52Excuse me.
13:54We'd like two prosciutto paninis and a couple of iced cappuccinos.
14:00There's a cafe across the street.
14:03Oh, please don't make me go to the enormous hassle of buying this place just to fire you.
14:18Nice.
14:20Now let's get started.
14:22Oh.
14:24You have got to try these on.
14:26Nah.
14:27I don't need boots.
14:28You will once you try them.
14:35Ah.
14:37It's like the boot is French kissing my foot.
14:40Walk around in them.
14:41Oh dear.
14:42What they are doing to my feet now.
14:43I can't even say.
14:44Oh.
14:45Now.
14:46Try these.
14:47Five hundred dollars for jeans.
14:48I wouldn't pay that if they had four hundred dollars in the pocket.
14:51Try them.
14:53Look at my ass.
14:54Where did that ass come from?
14:55It came with the jeans.
14:56Oh.
14:57You like it?
14:58Oh.
14:59You see the ass that comes with a nine hundred dollar pair.
15:00Haha.
15:01Oh.
15:02Oh.
15:03Oh.
15:04Oh.
15:05Oh.
15:06Oh.
15:07Oh.
15:08Oh.
15:09Oh.
15:10Oh.
15:11Oh.
15:12Oh.
15:13Oh.
15:14Oh.
15:15Oh.
15:16Oh.
15:17Oh.
15:18Oh.
15:19Oh.
15:20Oh.
15:21Oh.
15:23Oh.
15:24Oh.
15:25Do I even want to know how much that is?
15:27You just want to put it on.
15:31Thank you for shopping with us, Mrs. Scavo.
15:34Uh.
15:35That dress should be altered by tomorrow.
15:36We open at ten.
15:38Let's make it eight.
15:40And bring croissants.
15:45Hey Brie.
15:47I hope Andrew brought his rain gear.
15:49I hear it's gonna pour up there.
15:50Up where?
15:51The cabin.
15:52What are you talking about?
15:54Didn't Andrew tell you?
15:55He came by this morning to talk to Carlos.
15:58He did?
15:59Yeah.
16:00Carlos was just leaving for a hunting trip and invited Andrew to come along.
16:03For old time's sake.
16:04Andrew is with Carlos?
16:05In the woods?
16:06With guns?
16:07I have to call him.
16:08Why?
16:09Is something wrong?
16:10Oh yes.
16:11Something's wrong.
16:12Has Andrew lost his mind?
16:13I tried to talk him out of it but he's taking this AA thing seriously.
16:16Okay, see this is the problem with sobriety.
16:19It ruins lives.
16:20Dammit, I still can't get through.
16:22There's no reception up there.
16:23I'm starting to get scared.
16:25Oh, you're scared?
16:26I'm gonna be the one raising two kids with a husband in jail for murder.
16:30And Andrew's gay.
16:31So it's a hate crime.
16:32That's ten more years.
16:33Let's not panic.
16:34It may not be too late to stop this.
16:36You're right.
16:37We have to get up there.
16:38I'm gonna see if Lee can watch the girls.
16:40And I have to get something out of my nightstand.
16:42Bree, aren't there gonna be enough guns up there?
16:45When one of them is in my hands, then there'll be enough guns.
16:52I just wanna say I'm sorry for the way I behaved yesterday.
17:00You're sorry?
17:01I'll give you two reasons I don't believe you.
17:04I knew you'd be upset to find you bought me a house.
17:08But I still had to twist the knife.
17:11I guess old habits die hard.
17:13You think that's what upset me?
17:16The house?
17:17And Beth's ashes, of course.
17:19But I want to make that up to you.
17:21You're giving them back?
17:23No.
17:24I don't think either of us should keep them.
17:26I think we should scatter them together.
17:31So you've picked up on the fact that I long to spend more time with you.
17:37There's a pretty little lake about an hour north of here.
17:39When Beth was a girl, it was her favorite place.
17:42I think she'd be happy there.
17:44You could just do this on your own.
17:46Why do you want me there?
17:48Because Beth loved you.
17:50It's what I think she'd want.
17:55And I don't have a car yet.
18:00Shall we say tomorrow around ten?
18:03Ten will be fine.
18:05Shall I make us some sandwiches?
18:09If it's all the same to you, Felicia, I'll bring my own.
18:18Dick, are you awake?
18:19Oh, good.
18:22You were right about the Lucky Street.
18:24Guess who won a poker?
18:28Are you looking for my Uncle Dick?
18:30Yeah. Did he go home?
18:32No.
18:34I'm afraid we lost him last night.
18:36What?
18:39Oh, my God.
18:40Yeah, he never let on how sick he was.
18:46Wally, by the way.
18:47Susan.
18:49Susan Duffino.
18:52He left something for you.
18:53It was always bugging me to go out to that casino with him.
19:10I wish I'd gone.
19:20Bree, Gabby, what are you doing here?
19:21He's not here.
19:22Where's Andrew?
19:24He's hiking over by the cliffs.
19:26In the rain?
19:27Well, it wasn't raining when he left.
19:28Why'd you two come all the way out here?
19:30We were worried about Andrew.
19:31Because he forgot his medicine.
19:33So, when is he going to be back from his hike?
19:36Soon, I hope.
19:37Those rocks get awful slippery when they're wet.
19:40Oh, my God. Is that blood?
19:42Yeah, I cut myself chopping wood.
19:44What's that?
19:47A shovel?
19:49With fresh dirt on it. Why is there fresh dirt?
19:51Damn it, girls. What did you do to Andrew?
19:53What are you talking about?
19:54Don't pretend.
19:55We know he came clean about your mother.
19:57My mother?
19:58It was an accident.
19:59He didn't mean to run her over.
20:00You should blame me.
20:01I'm the one who helped him get rid of the car.
20:05Mom?
20:09Andrew.
20:10Oh, thank God you're all right.
20:12What's going on?
20:13You killed my mother?
20:14What?
20:15No, no.
20:16Who said that?
20:17I thought you told him.
20:18In the woods?
20:19Alone?
20:20What, am I crazy?
20:21Well, you weren't here and we saw blood and the shovel with fresh dirt.
20:24Explain that.
20:25Do you see a bathroom in here?
20:27Son of a bitch.
20:28Carla!
20:29I'm warning you, I have a gun.
20:31In the car.
20:33Park Ranger.
20:34Come in.
20:35Please.
20:36Hey.
20:37Sorry you people picked such a lousy weekend to enjoy our park here.
20:38Actually, we were just leaving.
20:39Oh, afraid not.
20:40Just got a radio call.
20:41Big ol' pine tree just fell across the access road and we can't clear it up till tomorrow,
20:55so you're gonna have to sit tight till then.
20:57You mean we have to sit here all night?
21:02Yep.
21:03I got a deck of cards in my truck in case you get bored.
21:08Oh, I wouldn't worry about that.
21:21Ah.
21:23Here.
21:24In case you're planning to put your champagne in a paint bucket.
21:28I think I'm good.
21:29Wow.
21:30The sad caterpillars turn into an extravagant butterfly.
21:39I am checking Tom's ETA so I know when to preheat the oven.
21:43And I'm not talking about cooking.
21:45I'm talking about...
21:46Uh, I know what you're talking about.
21:47Please stop.
21:48Hey, Mr. CFO.
21:49The kids are gone.
21:50The champagne is on ice.
21:51And my bra actually matches my panties.
21:55I was just gonna call you.
21:58I'm on my way to the airport.
22:00I've gotta get to Montreal tonight on the jet.
22:02What?
22:03No!
22:04No, this is our celebration night.
22:06Can't you reschedule?
22:08I'm sorry.
22:09I can't.
22:10I'm a hero for landing this meeting.
22:11I gotta be there.
22:12Fine.
22:13I'll take another rain check.
22:14You're starting to owe me a lot of rain, you know?
22:17Alright.
22:18I love you.
22:19Travel safe.
22:22Hey!
22:23Get your mitts off that.
22:24We'll have it tomorrow when he gets back.
22:27Oh, Lynette.
22:28Tomorrow it'll be something else.
22:31Tom is a big shot now.
22:32And the bigger he gets, the less you're gonna see of him.
22:35Hey, you want the clothes.
22:38And the jewelry and all the other perks.
22:42Well, this is what they really cost.
22:58You came to the funeral.
23:01What?
23:03My mother's funeral.
23:05You sat in the second row behind the family and consoled us all.
23:10What was that like?
23:12Kinda...
23:14Funny?
23:15Of course not.
23:17It was very awkward.
23:19Awkward?
23:21Gosh.
23:23So sorry her funeral was so tough on you.
23:28God, I'm so hungry.
23:30I can't believe you guys didn't bring any food.
23:33Actually, I brought something.
23:38This is all the dinner I need.
23:41Well, great.
23:42We've got tension and firearms.
23:43Let's add alcohol.
23:45Carlos, please put that away.
23:46Andrew's only been sober a month.
23:48I heard.
23:50A whole month without a drink.
23:53You must be thirsty.
23:54Help yourself.
23:55Thanks, son.
23:56I'm good.
23:57Okay, let me put it this way.
23:59To Mama Solis, may she rest in peace.
24:01Are you gonna drink to my mom?
24:02Or are you gonna insult her memory?
24:04I guess I'm gonna drink to your mom.
24:06Carlos, stop it.
24:08You have every right to be angry.
24:09But please, think of all the years we've been friends.
24:10Friends?
24:11You think that we're still friends?
24:12How long have I watched you play Miss High and Mighty to the whole damn street and the whole time you were just covering your ass?
24:17Hey, get mad at me, not the people who just knew about it.
24:18People?
24:20I guess I'm gonna drink to your mom.
24:23Carlos, stop it.
24:25You have every right to be angry.
24:26But please, think of all the years we've been friends.
24:28Friends?
24:30You think that we're still friends?
24:33How long have I watched you play Miss High and Mighty to the whole damn street and the whole time you were just covering your ass?
24:41Hey, get mad at me, not the people who just knew about it.
24:45People?
24:48Who else knew about this?
24:50It's not important.
24:54Gabby, what was that?
24:56Nothing, it was a moth.
25:01You knew?
25:04Her I can understand, but my own wife?
25:07For God's sakes, Carlos, let it go. This is ancient history.
25:11Not to me.
25:12I mean, not a day went by that I didn't think I should have found the guy that did it.
25:17Well, I didn't have to look forward, did I?
25:20I was taking him to ball games.
25:22Inviting his accomplice to dinner parties.
25:25And my wife knew.
25:27You know what? To hell with all of you.
25:29Wait, Carlos, where are you going?
25:31Anywhere, but here.
25:33I don't trust myself to be in the same room with you people.
25:36Carlos!
25:37Carlos!
25:38Carlos!
25:39Carlos!
25:40Carlos!
25:41Carlos!
25:44Carlos!
25:46Carlos!
25:51Carlos!
25:52Ladies and gentlemen, please discontinue use of all electronic devices so we can begin our meal service.
26:04What are you doing here? We were about to take off.
26:07Not anymore. I pushed your flight back half an hour.
26:11You... what? How?
26:12Well, let's just say your pilot's back at the terminal having coffee with a few dead presidents.
26:17And so, now it's just you, me, oh, and two unfortunate lobsters.
26:27Hey, you know what you can do on a private jet?
26:32Anything. Absolutely anything.
26:38I can't believe you did this.
26:40I know. What a wife, huh?
26:42No, no, no. No, I mean, it's really going to screw me up.
26:46I'm supposed to sit down with my team the moment I land. I need every second to prep for this meeting.
26:52I understand. You have been working so hard. I just wanted you to have half an hour of fun.
26:58Thank you. But you need to realize, this is fun.
27:03Honey, I love this job.
27:09I have never felt so valuable before.
27:13I walk into a room and people stop talking.
27:16They want to know what Tom thinks.
27:18I mean, I gotta tell you, this company is a rocket ship.
27:21It's taken me on the ride of my life.
27:23Wow.
27:28That's...
27:29I am really happy for you.
27:33And don't think I have forgotten why I have this gig.
27:37You gave me the confidence to jump at it, and I am so, so grateful.
27:42This is all because of you.
27:45Back to fun?
27:55Uh, I should take this. I'll call you when I land.
27:59Okay.
27:59You look great, by the way.
28:01Oh.
28:04Hey, I got a little hung up on the ground, but I'm on my way.
28:06While I got you on the phone, um, who is going to be in on this conference call?
28:15Yeah, no. Not Ted.
28:17I want to drink this morning.
28:25Joseph!
28:27Roy!
28:27I didn't know you came here.
28:30Every Thursday, Karen sticks 50 bucks in my pocket,
28:33pats me on the butt, and tells me not to come home till I blow it or double it.
28:38So, slots?
28:40I can't speak for those two, but I think Lottie gets around.
28:44No, slots.
28:46Oh, yeah.
28:48Hey, sit down.
28:49Oh, thanks.
28:50But, uh, I'm going to try the poker room.
28:52Oh, you don't want to go in there.
28:54Those guys are just a bunch of sharks.
28:57I'm sure I won't be here long.
28:59I'm playing for a friend.
29:00A hundred bucks?
29:01You're an honest woman.
29:03When somebody gives me money to gamble, I pocket it and tell them they lost.
29:11Except you, Lottie.
29:12You actually lost.
29:24What's the funny?
29:26Just wondering what Beth would think if she could see us now,
29:29driving along like we're off to a picnic.
29:31I think she'd be glad.
29:35Our hate was what killed her.
29:37She couldn't please either of us without hurting the others, so she just walked away.
29:42So maybe she's thinking, oh, great.
29:45Now they get along.
29:47Or better late than never.
29:54Tell me something, Paul.
29:56What?
29:57Did she suffer at the end?
29:59In her last conscious moments?
30:01I don't know.
30:02I wasn't there when she died.
30:04I didn't mean Beth.
30:06I met my sister.
30:09You were there for that one.
30:10For God's sakes, Felicia.
30:14I've wondered about this for years.
30:17I'm not wearing a wire, Paul.
30:19And I'm not going to frisk you to make sure, so let's drop it.
30:22Think about it.
30:23We both saw someone we love be destroyed.
30:28First, my sister drove your wife to kill herself.
30:34You admit that?
30:36Finally.
30:38Yes, Paul.
30:39I do.
30:41You loved your wife.
30:44So you killed my sister.
30:45I loved my sister, so I tried to destroy you.
30:52And who paid the price for it?
30:57Beth.
31:00I just hope that by doing this together,
31:03we can put a stop to this awful cycle
31:06and reach some sort of closure.
31:15Well, I lost my 50, but I ate my weight in shrimp.
31:29So all in all, a good day.
31:31How are you doing?
31:32I'm okay.
31:33Yeah, you got a little left with 60 bucks.
31:36Good for you, kid.
31:38Those are $1,000 chips.
31:40I'm all in.
31:43Thousands?
31:44You bet $6,000?
31:47What are you, nuts?
31:48She's nuts.
31:49We're taking these back.
31:50Hands off the table, sir.
31:53Grandpa must know something.
31:54I'll call.
31:56Two pair.
31:56Kings over fours.
32:03Three aces.
32:04The kid had three aces.
32:06Susan, you won all the $12,000.
32:10I know.
32:10I just keep winning.
32:22And you cry every time.
32:25You're weird.
32:27Susan, what's wrong?
32:30My friend.
32:31Your friend is going to be thrilled.
32:33You just won for him.
32:34He died yesterday.
32:35Okay.
32:35He wanted me to come here.
32:41He said I was on a lucky streak.
32:44He was right.
32:46I am.
32:47But why?
32:53Why do I keep winning while other people lose?
32:57I mean, why did I get a kidney while good people died?
33:02It doesn't make any sense.
33:06I served in Korea with this guy, Joe Danczak.
33:11Funny as hell.
33:13He made whiskey salads in his helmet.
33:16One day, we're out on patrol.
33:19I felt something whiz past my ear.
33:22I turned and looked.
33:24And Joe was on the ground.
33:27He's dead?
33:28Yeah.
33:30That night, I asked the sergeant, why was it him and not me?
33:36He sort of shook his head and said, why ask?
33:40So you're trying to tell me that it is random?
33:51I'm trying to do anything I can to get you to stop crying, honey.
33:58You're on a lucky streak.
34:00Who knows why?
34:01Just enjoy it.
34:04But what happens when my luck runs out?
34:07I know.
34:13Why ask?
34:14Why ask?
34:19How about right here?
34:21What do you think, honey?
34:24Is this a good spot?
34:25Would you stop talking to the urn?
34:27You're creeping me out.
34:28Must we bicker?
34:28I thought the point of doing this together was to make a fresh start.
34:32Do you really think I'm that stupid?
34:33That just scattering some ashes is going to make me trust you?
34:36Well, I know you don't trust me, Paul.
34:39It's why you brought a gun.
34:42What?
34:44You're not going to deny it.
34:46Okay.
34:47So what?
34:49You show up in my house and say, hey, let's go to the woods together.
34:52I'd be crazy not to bring a gun.
34:54I know.
34:55And I'd be crazy to let you keep it.
34:57What?
35:02How did you get that?
35:04Prison's not a very nice place to live.
35:06But I did pick up a few skills.
35:10I just brought that for self-defense.
35:12So now I'm supposed to believe you?
35:14See, that's our problem, Paul.
35:16How do you trust somebody who doesn't trust you?
35:19You fear me, so you bring a gun.
35:21I fear you, so I take it.
35:23Where does it end?
35:25Just put the gun down.
35:28It could end right here with me shooting you just so I can sleep easier.
35:33Go ahead.
35:34Shoot me.
35:35At least I'll die knowing you'll rot in jail forever.
35:38Oh, I don't think so.
35:40I'll plead self-defense.
35:41It is your gun, after all.
35:43You pulled it on me.
35:44We struggled.
35:45It went off.
35:45I could kill you right now.
35:49I could go scot-free.
35:54Or I could do this.
36:04I don't want you dead, Paul.
36:06And I don't want us to fear each other.
36:08I just want this over.
36:11Don't you?
36:15I think you should do the honors.
36:19Just keep looking.
36:45It's not that big a forest.
36:46Finally, next time you drop your girls off for a few hours, you might mention you may
36:52not be home that night.
36:53The roads were closed.
36:54We were trapped in the woods.
36:55Could have been worse.
36:56Could have been at my dinner party when I tried to serve the tiramisu and the tira had
36:59been licked off.
37:01Look, Lee, I'm sorry, okay?
37:02My guests were another gay couple who were thinking of adopting a child.
37:06They're not anymore.
37:07Lee, cut me some slack.
37:09My husband is missing.
37:09Don't try to blame me.
37:11Carlos called this morning.
37:13He did?
37:14Yeah.
37:15He asked if I could watch the girls for a few more hours while he drove out to Littleton.
37:19I said, why not?
37:19I have very few breakables left.
37:21What's he doing out in Littleton?
37:24I know.
37:25Come on.
37:26What?
37:26No, wait, Gabby, wait!
37:31I'm hungry.
37:33Of course you are.
37:34You'll be pleased to know that Paul was very touched when we scattered the ashes.
37:42He even teared up a little at the end.
37:45Of course, he thought it was really you in the urn.
37:52Not just some sweepings from the fireplace.
37:57But I would never scatter you in the woods.
38:01No.
38:02You're going to stay where you belong.
38:06Right here.
38:10With me.
38:13And don't you worry about Paul.
38:16I'll make him pay you for what he did to you.
38:20But not just by shooting him, no.
38:22That's too quick.
38:24Too merciful.
38:28No.
38:29Death is the easy way out.
38:35But look who I'm telling.
38:44Oh, Carlos.
38:46Thank God you're okay.
38:48You really scared us.
38:50Aw, flowers for your mom.
38:55How sweet.
38:56Save it, Gabby.
38:57You never liked her.
39:02Or maybe you're right.
39:04Maybe I didn't see why she had to be in your life so much.
39:08Why she couldn't just let go.
39:09Well, I wasn't a mother yet.
39:12I didn't realize you never let go.
39:17Listen, uh, Carlos.
39:19We are so deeply sorry for what we did.
39:24Andrew was only 16 and already abusing alcohol, a habit that he learned from me, so I...
39:29Quiet, Mom.
39:30Please.
39:31He's just trying to defend you.
39:32I know.
39:33I know.
39:33It's what you've always done.
39:35And I've let you.
39:36That's why my life has been such a mess.
39:38But I need to do this.
39:41This is between me and Carlos.
39:42Just please, wait in the car, okay?
39:44But Andrew...
39:45The car, Mom!
39:50Bree, let's go to the car.
39:59I'm gonna make this right.
40:02You can sue me.
40:03You can go to the police.
40:06Whatever it takes.
40:09I know this must hurt.
40:12I'm not hurt.
40:15I'm proud.
40:20Sit down.
40:25Yes.
40:26Whenever we make mistakes, we need to apologize.
40:31And then we need to move on.
40:36We must try to accept the changes in our lives.
40:45Or choose to trust an old enemy.
40:51Or learn to stop fighting our children's battles.
40:55But sometimes, the pain we've caused is so great, there is no moving on.
41:06Carlos, I want to thank you for forgiving Andrew.
41:09You are a generous man, and I am so grateful to you.
41:15May I come in?
41:16You can go to hell.
41:19Carlos.
41:20Excuse me?
41:22I did forgive Andrew.
41:23He was a kid that made a mistake.
41:25But you were an adult.
41:26My friend.
41:28I've covered up for him.
41:30Carlos, please.
41:32Listen carefully, because this is the last thing I'm ever going to say to you.
41:36We are no longer friends.
41:38Not you and me.
41:39And not you and Gabby.
41:39You can't speak for me.
41:41I just did.
41:46No barbecues.
41:47No cocktail parties.
41:48No poker games.
41:51You're not even to wave to us on the street.
41:54That's how it's going to be.
42:01You can keep your muffins.
42:02Thanks.
42:02Thanks.
42:09Thanks.
42:17Thanks.
42:34Bye.
42:36Bye.
42:37Bye.
42:38Bye.
42:39Bye.
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