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00:01Previously on Desperate Housewives.
00:04In therapy, the subject was Tom's new girlfriend.
00:07What about sex?
00:08Not yet.
00:09He wants to end the marriage.
00:12Susan wanted to quit.
00:14Maybe I'm not a real artist.
00:15Well, this class has been really good for you.
00:18But decided to face the challenge instead.
00:21You're hiding something, and I'm gonna pull it out of you.
00:23There is a chance that you might actually become an artist.
00:27Carlos tried to drown his guilt.
00:30Carlos!
00:31Hey, Gabby.
00:33And Ben showed Bree the site where construction was about to begin.
00:37Have you ever been here before?
00:42Once.
00:56Paranoia.
00:57Paranoia.
00:58It's the irrational fear that someone is after you.
01:08That you're going to be exposed at any moment.
01:12Paranoia can sneak up on you, causing you to stumble at every turn.
01:25Paranoia.
01:26And just when you think you're in the clear, and the danger has passed,
01:35Paranoia reminds you...
01:36Gabby!
01:37Lynette!
01:38That no place is truly safe.
01:39Oh, my God.
01:40Where'd he go?
01:41Is he gone?
01:42For now, we gotta hurry.
01:43I think we're close.
01:44I recognize this area.
01:45God, this is freaking me out.
01:47Well, it doesn't help that it's Halloween.
01:48Let's just dig him up and get this over with.
01:49Ladies!
01:50Ladies!
01:51Brie!
01:52Brie!
01:53Brie!
01:54Brie!
01:55Brie!
01:56Honey!
01:57Are you okay?
01:58Paranoia.
01:59It's the irrational fear that someone is after you.
02:01But even when you hope it isn't real, it can still be the best.
02:04The other thing is, I don't know.
02:05I don't know.
02:06You recognize this area.
02:07God, this is freaking me out.
02:08Well, it doesn't help that it's Halloween.
02:09Let's just dig him up and get this over with.
02:10Ladies!
02:11Ladies!
02:12Brie!
02:13Brie!
02:14Brie!
02:15Brie!
02:16Brie!
02:17Brie!
02:18Brie!
02:19Brie!
02:20Brie!
02:21Brie!
02:22Brie!
02:23Brie!
02:24Brie!
02:25Brie!
02:26Brie!
02:27Brie!
02:28Brie!
02:29Show!
02:30Brie!
02:31Brie!
02:33Brie!
02:34Brie!
02:39Brie!
02:40Brie!
02:46Brie!
02:47Brie!
02:48Brie!
02:49Brie!
02:50Brie!
02:51Susan Delfino had always been a great student.
02:54That's because she loved the music.
02:57That's because she knew how to be the teacher's pet.
03:01Some liked gifts.
03:05Some liked extra credit.
03:09And some just liked her.
03:15But in her new class, Susan would learn that not every teacher...
03:19Happy Halloween.
03:21...was in the market for a pet.
03:23I thought you might like a little treat complete with candy corn.
03:27Who doesn't like candy corn?
03:35Apparently you.
03:38It appears some of you have remembered today's the day I select my intern.
03:42Oh, is that today?
03:43I have a commission due Tuesday, and I need all the help I can get this weekend.
03:47Now, this is obviously a prestigious honor.
03:50That goes without saying.
03:51And it won't be awarded based on brown-nosing, boot-licking, or cupcake-making.
03:56That about covers all your moves.
03:58My decision will be made solely on talent, experience, and who irritates me the least.
04:04Oh, crap.
04:05And that's why...
04:06Stand up, Amy.
04:09I've chosen Susan Delfino.
04:14Sit down, Amy.
04:15That was fun.
04:17Me?
04:17Meet me at 5.
04:19Tomorrow we'll discuss your duties.
04:20Thank you so much.
04:22I'm so grateful.
04:24But could we make it 5.15?
04:25My son has soccer practice.
04:27I have no kids.
04:29And he's not very good, so he won't be going.
04:30See you at 5.
04:39Hey, babe.
04:40How you doing?
04:42Fine.
04:44Good.
04:44Glad to hear it.
04:58Would you like your own cup?
04:59Oh.
05:01Sorry.
05:03Just...
05:05That night really scared the hell out of me.
05:07Scared me, too.
05:09Yeah, but you haven't done anything about it.
05:11I thought you were going to check out an AA meeting.
05:13Gabby, I'm not an alcoholic.
05:15Tell that to the cab driver who helped me carry you inside the house.
05:18Fine.
05:19If it will keep your fingers out of my coffee, I'll go to a meeting.
05:25I love you.
05:28We're going to get through this, okay?
05:31Oh, and do me a favor.
05:33If it turns out you are an alcoholic,
05:35I promise you won't be one of those whiny ones.
05:36God, he brought shame.
05:55Hey, sweetie.
05:57How was your dad?
05:58It was fun.
05:59Good.
06:00Mwah.
06:00Look, it's my Halloween costume.
06:03I'm going to be a swan.
06:05Yeah.
06:06Right.
06:06How about you be something mommy can actually make,
06:08like a ghost or a 13-year-old American teenager?
06:12You don't have to make it.
06:13Jane said she would.
06:17Of course she did.
06:19Well, I should go thank her for helping me to parent you.
06:23Jane, it's okay.
06:27You don't have to stay in the car.
06:31Or maybe you should.
06:33I mean, I don't want to show you up with my fancy sweats.
06:35Oh, stop.
06:36You look great.
06:37Look, I think it's sweet that you volunteered to help Penny make her costume.
06:41Yeah, I hope I didn't overstep.
06:42You know, it's just before medical school,
06:44I dabbled a bit in fashion design.
06:46Oh, of course you did.
06:47It was nothing.
06:48A couple of semesters in Paris.
06:50Ah, Paris, c'est la plus belle vie du monde, non?
06:53Oui, oui, oui, yes.
06:55She's teaching me.
06:58Of course she is.
07:00Anyway, making Penny's Halloween costumes
07:02is sort of a mother-daughter tradition.
07:06Since when?
07:07Since always.
07:10Actually, I started it already,
07:12and I don't want to oversell,
07:13but it's going to be pretty great.
07:15I'm sorry she didn't say anything.
07:17I'm sure she didn't want to hurt your feelings.
07:18Well, if you change your mind, it's really no trouble.
07:22I've already made a bunch of costumes
07:23for the kids in the cancer ward.
07:28Of course she did.
07:33Oh, God, you're closing the curtains.
07:35This can't be good.
07:36It isn't.
07:36I just heard the details of Ben's latest real estate project.
07:40Mom!
07:40Oh, honey, not right now.
07:41We're talking.
07:43You told me to try on my costume.
07:44You said you'd fix the yoke.
07:46Oh, this will take two seconds.
07:48See what he's going is baking.
07:54This works a lot better when we're together.
07:57So, what were you guys talking about?
08:02Um, I was just telling your mother
08:03a very scary Halloween story
08:05about these four witches
08:07who buried a monster deep in the woods.
08:10Cool.
08:11And after they buried the monster,
08:12they went on with their lives
08:13until this big, frightening real estate developer
08:16came along and decided to build condos
08:18right where the monster was buried.
08:21Ow!
08:22Oh!
08:23Sorry, sorry.
08:24Are you sure?
08:25Yeah, witches always lie.
08:27Not this witch.
08:28Well, I think one of those witches
08:30better go see what she can do to kill the project.
08:32How?
08:33I don't know.
08:34It's your story.
08:35Fine!
08:36Fine!
08:41Yeah, that actually was kind of a lame story.
08:43It wasn't even scary.
08:44Trust me, honey.
08:47It was really, really scary.
09:03Hi.
09:06Sorry I've been AWOL for the past two weeks,
09:08but that's only because I...
09:09I'm sorry.
09:10Have we met Ben, is it?
09:12I know, I know.
09:14I've been swamped getting my new project underway.
09:16But I want to make it up to you.
09:19How?
09:20Tomorrow night, my place, dinner for two,
09:23cooked by one.
09:25Tomorrow's Halloween.
09:26So?
09:27It'll be fun.
09:28We can pass out candy to trick or treat us.
09:31And then maybe later,
09:32we can trick a little treat-a-vara.
09:34I don't know where I was going with it.
09:39All right, you want a date with me?
09:41Yeah.
09:42Beg.
09:44Excuse me?
09:45On your knees, soldier.
09:55Renee, dear, sweet, horrible girl,
09:58would you do me the honor
10:00of dining with me on the morrow?
10:04I would.
10:08Was that really necessary?
10:11It was for me.
10:12I had to make sure I wasn't rolling over
10:14for a guy with a bald spot.
10:22Intern Susan Delfino,
10:23reporting for duty, sir.
10:25I was wondering how long
10:27it might take me to regret this.
10:29Wait.
10:30I just want to say
10:31how honored I am that you chose me.
10:33It's nice to know
10:34that when the history of art is written,
10:36there'll be one small footnote
10:37with my name on it.
10:44Susan Jasper, Jasper Susan.
10:46I'll pick him up Monday night.
10:48I don't understand.
10:49Well, he's my son.
10:50You're watching him for the weekend.
10:51My ex says he's deathly allergic
10:53to tree nuts, cats.
10:55It's something else I can't remember.
10:57Oh, wait a minute.
10:59So, you have a son?
11:02Somebody married you?
11:04Briefly, I was young and needed money.
11:05She was rich and wanted a child.
11:07And now, one weekend a month,
11:09Jasper and I spend
11:09some quality time together.
11:11See you Monday.
11:13Oh, wait a minute.
11:14So, that's what this is?
11:16I'm just a glorified babysitter?
11:19No, no, no, no.
11:19As per school policy,
11:22we're calling it an internship.
11:24That way I don't have to pay you.
11:36So, Jasper,
11:37looks like it's just you and me.
11:39What are you reading?
11:41Tips for surviving a nuclear attack.
11:43The people of Nagasaki
11:45never saw it coming.
11:48Know how they feel.
11:57So, Ben and I are having sex tomorrow.
12:00Ew, not in front of my kid's costume.
12:03Sorry, it's our first time.
12:04It's kind of a big deal.
12:05First time?
12:06I thought sex was like
12:07shaking hands for you.
12:08It is.
12:09I like to get it over with early
12:10so there's no pressure.
12:12But, with Ben,
12:15there's been all this buildup, so...
12:17Pressure.
12:18Yeah.
12:20I like him a lot.
12:23And I want our first time to be great.
12:25That's sweet.
12:26That's why I got some
12:28sex drugs in Chinatown.
12:31Less sweet.
12:33Woman love fluid.
12:34I gotta put some tape over that.
12:37Does stuff work?
12:38Even if all it jacks up
12:39is my confidence,
12:40that is good enough for me.
12:42Okay, what do you think?
12:44This looks like a cat, right?
12:50Sure.
12:51After it's passed through a coyote.
12:53What is going on?
12:54You always go for easy costumes.
12:57Didn't you once staple math tests
12:59to Penny's jeans
13:00and center out as smarty pants?
13:02Yes, but this year
13:03Tom's new girlfriend
13:04offered to make Penny's costume.
13:06So I, of course,
13:08said I would.
13:09Damn, why is there
13:10no Chinese costume fluid?
13:12Well, you're in luck.
13:13I have a friend in New York
13:15that is a costume designer
13:16and he has three Tony Awards.
13:18And he'll make
13:19my kid's cat outfit?
13:21Sadly, he'll do anything for cash.
13:23He's a huge coke head.
13:25That means he'll do it fast, too.
13:27That's great.
13:27I mean, for us.
13:31Poor guy needs help.
13:32My thoughts and prayers
13:33are with him.
13:38Hey there.
13:39If you're here for the meeting,
13:41it just ended,
13:42as I'm sure you can tell
13:43by the massacre
13:44at the donut box.
13:46Ah, actually,
13:48I was just
13:48really looking
13:50to talk to somebody.
13:52Well, I'm Alan.
13:53Carlos.
13:54Why don't you tell me
13:55what's going on with you, Carlos?
13:56Come on here.
13:58Okay.
14:01I, uh,
14:02had a little incident
14:04a few nights ago.
14:06Uh-huh.
14:09Got loaded
14:10and I left the house
14:12and, uh,
14:14I don't remember doing it.
14:16It blacked out, huh?
14:18I'm so jealous of you guys.
14:20I was always cursed with
14:22total recall
14:23of every horrifying
14:24second of my benders.
14:27So, uh,
14:28how often does this happen?
14:29It doesn't.
14:31I usually don't drink that much,
14:33just lately.
14:34Yeah?
14:34So what's lately?
14:37I don't know.
14:38Two months, maybe?
14:40Something happened
14:40two months ago?
14:42You lose your job?
14:43Your wife leave you?
14:45Dog die?
14:49No.
14:52Nothing I could think of.
14:54Hmm.
14:55Because usually
14:56this sort of thing
14:56is triggered
14:57by some kind of
14:57traumatic incident.
14:59You know,
14:59I don't think
15:00this was such a good idea.
15:02Hey, hey,
15:02I wasn't trying to pry.
15:03Alan, thanks,
15:04but I've really
15:05got to be going.
15:06It was good meeting you, Carlos.
15:08Listen,
15:09if, uh,
15:10you ever want to talk,
15:10here's my cell.
15:13Day or night,
15:13I'll pick up.
15:16Appreciate it.
15:17Good luck to you.
15:47Great.
15:54Well, is everything
15:54all right?
15:56I just saw some
15:57miscreants throwing eggs
15:58at your house.
16:00I tried to run over
16:01and catch them,
16:02but I was too late.
16:03Ah,
16:04it's probably some kids
16:05warming up for Halloween.
16:06No,
16:07it wasn't kids.
16:08And they shouted
16:09something unpleasant
16:11about real estate developers,
16:12including an anti-Australian slur.
16:14I've never heard
16:17an anti-Australian slur.
16:18What was it?
16:20I'd rather not repeat it.
16:22The point is,
16:23there seems to be
16:23some strenuous opposition
16:25to the Chapman Woods development,
16:27and as your liaison,
16:28I think you should
16:29consider relocating it.
16:31All right.
16:32Let me consider it.
16:35Nah,
16:35screw them.
16:37Excuse me?
16:38I've already sunk
16:39$100,000
16:40into moving this project
16:42from Hawkins Lake,
16:43and there's no way
16:43I'm doing it again.
16:44Well,
16:45what happened
16:47at Hawkins Lake?
16:50We're all set to go.
16:52Bulldozers
16:52at the ready.
16:53And then the
16:54environmental impact study
16:55turns up
16:56five endangered
16:57yellow-spotted frogs.
16:59Frogs?
17:00Yeah.
17:00Those slimy little bastards
17:01are now the proud owners
17:02of 50 acres
17:03of waterfront real estate.
17:07I'm just curious.
17:08Have you had
17:09your environmental impact study
17:10in Chapman Woods yet?
17:12Tomorrow.
17:13But I'm not worried.
17:14My guys have been
17:15over every inch of it.
17:16Not a miserable
17:17amphibian in sight.
17:21Yes.
17:22And I can't imagine
17:23that would change overnight.
17:24They actually stop
17:35a construction project
17:36for a frog?
17:37If it's an endangered
17:38yellow-spotted frog,
17:39they will.
17:39Now come on,
17:40help me find some.
17:41Ugh.
17:42Things creep me out.
17:45You know that story
17:46where the princess
17:46has to kiss the frog,
17:47turn him back into a prince?
17:48So not worth it.
17:49I don't care how rich
17:50his dad was.
17:51Gabby,
17:51you know where
17:52they don't have frogs?
17:53Prison!
17:54Which is where
17:54we're going to be
17:54if we don't plant some
17:55at Ben's construction site.
17:57Fine.
17:57Help.
17:59Oh, God.
18:04Oh, is that one?
18:06Does he have spots
18:07on his legs?
18:07He has to have spots
18:08on his legs.
18:09Well, you're good with craft.
18:10You can stencil some on later.
18:12Ah!
18:13Oh, damn it.
18:15This is more
18:16of a boy's thing.
18:17Why isn't Carlos here?
18:18Because I didn't tell him
18:19about the construction.
18:21What?
18:21Why not?
18:22Because he's got a lot
18:23on his plate right now.
18:24Or, actually,
18:25in his glass.
18:27He's been drinking a lot.
18:30Really?
18:31Do you want me
18:32to speak to him?
18:33No.
18:33No.
18:34He's been going
18:34to AA meetings.
18:36I said he met
18:36a great sponsor.
18:37He's doing fine.
18:38I certainly understand
18:39what he's going through.
18:40It's kind of a miracle
18:41that I've stayed sober
18:42through all of this.
18:44Don't moan.
18:45There's one fire in front.
18:48Help!
18:51Help!
18:51Help!
18:52Help!
18:53This is going to be
18:56a long day.
19:02So, you want to play
19:03some video games?
19:05That's original.
19:09Okay, um,
19:11something more creative.
19:13You want to carve
19:14a jack-o'-lantern?
19:16I'd rather stick
19:17a knife in my eye.
19:21Only 36 hours to go.
19:2337.
19:24He's always late.
19:28I am the candy bot
19:303000.
19:31Please give candy.
19:34Oh, MJ,
19:35you look amazing.
19:36I mean,
19:37I am mombot 3000,
19:40costume approved.
19:42You guys sound stupid.
19:45Your insult
19:46does not compute.
19:48Shut up!
19:48Nobody cares about
19:49being a dumb robot!
19:50hot!
20:11Hey, what's going on?
20:13I just hate
20:14all this Halloween stuff.
20:15How can you hate
20:17a holiday
20:17that's all about
20:18dressing up
20:19and getting free candy?
20:21It's the best day
20:21of the year.
20:28Jasper,
20:28does your dad
20:29not let you
20:29celebrate Halloween?
20:31He says it's
20:32for kids.
20:34You do know
20:36you're a kid,
20:37right?
20:38Okay, that's it.
20:44You and your father
20:45are coming
20:46trick-or-treating
20:46with us.
20:48He'll never
20:49go for that.
20:50Oh, you just
20:50let me talk to him.
20:52I can be
20:53pretty persuasive.
20:55I'd rather
20:55stick a knife
20:56in my eye.
20:57Oh, come on.
20:58Your son is dying
20:59to go trick-or-treating.
21:00It's just a couple hours.
21:02Until I deliver
21:03this painting,
21:03it's the only thing
21:04I care about.
21:06That and a cigarette.
21:08Don't look at this.
21:09It's not done.
21:34Gabby, will you
21:35stop with a sanitizer?
21:36Your hand's gonna
21:36slide right off the wheel.
21:38I can't help it.
21:39I can still feel
21:40those slimy things
21:41crawling through
21:41my fingers.
21:43Speaking of which,
21:44how come I don't
21:44hear anything
21:45moving in that box?
21:46Shouldn't they be
21:46croaking or something?
21:48Maybe they're resting.
21:49Or dead.
21:51You don't think
21:51they're dead,
21:52do you?
21:53Oh, God,
21:54don't bring that
21:54in the front seat.
21:57I don't hear anything.
21:59All right.
22:02I'm trying to remain calm.
22:04Please tell me
22:05those are your
22:05long-webbed fingers
22:07on my arm.
22:08Gabby,
22:09do not panic.
22:17Stay calm!
22:18Stay calm!
22:20Panic!
22:21What's the problem?
22:22God, I think it's on my leg!
22:24Stop squirming!
22:25I'm trying to get
22:25the leg back on!
22:26Get it on me!
22:27Careful,
22:28it's crawling under
22:29the brake pedal!
22:30Not anymore!
22:31Ah!
22:32Ah!
22:33Oh, no!
22:35Oh, no!
22:36Oh, they're getting away!
22:38They're so fast!
22:40What the hell
22:40could endanger them?
22:42No!
22:42Detailing is never
22:43going to get that out!
22:44We're so screwed!
22:59Will you please
23:00stop saying that?
23:02In 12 hours,
23:03those bulldozers
23:03are going to break ground.
23:04I think the phrase
23:05we are so screwed
23:06cannot be said enough.
23:07There must be
23:07something we can do.
23:08They're going to find
23:09Alejandro's body.
23:11They'll do an investigation.
23:12They'll learn
23:12he's my stepfather.
23:14Unless...
23:16Unless what?
23:20There's no body
23:21to be found.
23:34Mom, I need
23:35my cat costume!
23:36Dad and Jane
23:37will be here soon!
23:38I'm just putting
23:39on the finishing touches!
23:41The tracking number
23:42is J-H-K-W-R-X-N.
23:44I'm not sure why
23:45the tracking numbers
23:46are all letters,
23:48but it's your system,
23:49so...
23:49Oh, forget it!
23:50Forget it!
23:50Here he is!
23:53Hey!
23:54Up here!
23:54Up here!
23:56Don't!
23:56Don't ring the doorbell!
23:57I just put my baby
23:58down for a nap!
23:58Toss the package!
23:59Up here!
24:01I'll catch it!
24:02I have three sons!
24:03Come on!
24:03Nice!
24:12Nice!
24:21I cannot win any longer!
24:22Let me see!
24:24Finished!
24:25All yours!
24:26Thanks, Mom!
24:27I can't believe
24:28you made this
24:29all by yourself!
24:29Mrs. Scobble!
24:31I need a signature!
24:33Let's go try it on!
24:34Come on!
24:35Go, go!
24:40I'm just saying
24:41you are one good wig
24:43away from being
24:43a fantastic
24:45cowardly lion.
24:46Drop it, witch.
24:48Just say it for me once.
24:50I do believe in spooks.
24:52I do, I do,
24:52I do believe in spooks.
24:54Look, I'm only here
24:55because you kidnapped
24:55my painting.
24:56The ransom was
24:57two hours of trick-or-treating.
24:58No costume,
24:59no chit-chat.
25:00All I'm doing
25:01is counting the minutes
25:01so I can get back to work.
25:05Score!
25:06Check it out!
25:07They had giant
25:08peanut butter cups!
25:09Nice going, sweetie.
25:11I got a chocolate bomb.
25:12Want some?
25:13No thanks, pal.
25:14What I want is to go.
25:16But we've only
25:17done half the street.
25:19Okay, well,
25:20I'll tell you what,
25:21what if we leave now
25:22and I'll give you 20 bucks
25:23you can buy all the candy you like.
25:24Your father's just
25:25messing with you.
25:26Right on ahead.
25:27I promise don't go fast, Andre.
25:31He calls you Andre.
25:32Well, yeah, I prefer it.
25:34Dad isn't an accurate
25:36characterization
25:36of our relationship.
25:39He's your son.
25:41He's her son.
25:43Biologically, he's yours.
25:45Ontologically,
25:45he's getting in the way
25:46of my work.
25:47Well, psychologically,
25:48you're a frickin' sociopath.
25:50Do you see how desperately
25:52that boy is trying
25:52to connect with you?
25:53And you do everything
25:54you can to push him away.
25:56I'm not interested
25:57in the relationship.
26:00Tough.
26:01I mean, he's not a novel
26:03you can just toss aside
26:04if it's boring.
26:05Or a painting
26:06you just walk past
26:08because it's not interesting.
26:10He's a person
26:10with feelings.
26:12Okay, just keep going.
26:14This is really making
26:14the time fly by.
26:15I have spent the last few weeks
26:20trying to get you
26:21to like me.
26:23And I just realized something.
26:25I don't like you.
26:28Your painting is
26:29in the utility closet
26:30next to your classroom.
26:32Go take care
26:33of your masterpiece.
26:35I'll take care
26:36of your son.
26:37Thank you for letting me
26:45tag a long trick-or-treating.
26:47Chloe's 20 now,
26:48so I'm nostalgic
26:49for things like this.
26:50Aw, you're lucky.
26:51My older kids
26:52are 20 as well,
26:53but this one
26:54kept knocking me up,
26:55so now I won't get
26:56to be nostalgic
26:56until I'm 90.
27:00So is Penny ready?
27:02Because we've got to
27:03get to the McAllisters
27:03before they run out
27:04of popcorn balls.
27:05She's just putting
27:06on her costume
27:07that I sewed
27:09with my hands,
27:10and I'm pretty proud of it.
27:12Mom!
27:14This is amazing!
27:17Look,
27:18I'm a kitten with a whip.
27:21Meow!
27:25This is just
27:26in case she's attacked
27:27my dogs.
27:28You're proud of this?
27:31Yep.
27:32I thought it was cute.
27:34Yeah!
27:35If she's trick-or-treating
27:36for dollar bills,
27:37it's completely inappropriate!
27:40Honey,
27:40go back upstairs
27:41and see if you can find
27:42those smarty pants.
27:43Do I have to?
27:47Penny,
27:48are you sure
27:48you put the whole
27:49costume on?
27:50I think so.
27:51There wasn't a skirt
27:53that went with it,
27:54because I'm pretty sure
27:54a skirt was a part
27:55of that pattern,
27:56right?
27:58Yeah,
27:59yeah,
28:00there was.
28:01Well,
28:01I bet I could help you
28:02find that skirt
28:03your mom made.
28:03I bet you could.
28:10Come on!
28:11Come on!
28:11Let's go!
28:12Let's go!
28:12Let's go!
28:13Let's go!
28:13Come on!
28:13Let's go!
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28:44Hold that thought.
29:10Trigger tree!
29:12Amazing costumes.
29:13Now, get me with your hook.
29:16And look at you.
29:17Aren't you the prettiest little princess in the whole...
29:19Now, let's see if we can find something fun-sized for me to enjoy.
29:29Oh, is it hot in here?
29:47I don't think so.
29:48OK. Maybe I should, uh, take off a layer.
29:53You all right?
30:05I'm not sure.
30:06I've got this...
30:08this tightness in my throat.
30:11Yeah, and your eyes look a little glassy.
30:14Are you sure you're OK?
30:15We could do this another night, you know.
30:16No, no, no. I'm fine, really.
30:21Now, get over here, big man.
30:24What about the house with the spiderwebs and the bats?
30:37That didn't scare you?
30:38Nah.
30:39It takes a lot more than that to scare me.
30:42Ah!
30:42How did you get in here?
30:47This is under the mat.
30:48It's a great hiding place, by the way.
30:49Hadn't he stunk for a good four seconds.
30:52Mommy?
30:52Can we go trade candy?
30:54Well, you'll have to ask Jasper's...
30:57Andre.
30:59Yeah, it's fine.
31:01All right.
31:01Yeah.
31:02Thought you were going to finish your painting.
31:05I will.
31:06But I was thinking about what you said.
31:09And you realized the error of your ways and came to tell me that?
31:13Oh, God.
31:14Is that how things work in your world?
31:16Look, I get you don't like me.
31:19Most people don't.
31:21I've learned to live with that mainly by not caring.
31:24Oh, I think you care.
31:27I swear to God I don't.
31:29You have to understand, Susan, my work is always going to come first.
31:34Even before Jasper?
31:36That's what I was getting to.
31:38I heard what you said.
31:38He is my son.
31:41And I'm going to try to be a better dad.
31:45Well, I bet it'll make you a better painter.
31:47I bet it won't.
31:50You need to know something about being a true artist.
31:54This gift, this curse, whatever it is.
31:58It consumes you and blots out everything else.
32:01Friends, family, everything.
32:03I would never let that happen to me.
32:10You may not have a choice.
32:11Trey Corp!
32:24Trey Corp!
32:24Trey Corp!
32:24That's weird.
32:33They didn't even wait for the candy.
32:35How's dinner coming?
32:36Oh, it's just about...
32:38Oh my God, what happened to you?
32:41What?
32:43You need to see a doctor.
32:44Oh, over this little rash.
32:46Don't be silly.
32:48Now, stand still.
32:49Stop running in circles.
32:51I'm not moving.
32:53Oh, that's not good.
32:56On second thought, I'm not really feeling very...
33:01Oh, okay.
33:02Okay.
33:03Definitely time for a doctor.
33:04Almost finished.
33:16Wow.
33:17From cat house to house cat.
33:19In ten minutes, you could do this professionally.
33:21You mean like the person who made it?
33:22Yeah, I may have slightly over-exaggerated my sewing skills, I guess.
33:32I was feeling, this is new for me.
33:38It's new for me, too.
33:40You gonna bust me?
33:41For trying to look good?
33:43Lynette, when my husband left me for our Swedish au pair, I went out and bought my daughter a car.
33:49She was 13.
33:49Well, then it's official.
33:53You're better at everything, even bribery.
33:55Please.
33:56You had a career and raised five kids.
33:59I could barely keep it together with one.
34:00Who says I kept it together?
34:02I think you're doing pretty great.
34:04You're smart.
34:05Confident.
34:07In fact, this might sound a little weird, but you seem like the kind of person I could be friends with.
34:15It doesn't sound weird.
34:16Before, when you saved my ass out there, that was the kind of thing a friend does.
34:23Happy out.
34:26Then, can I ask you to help me with something else?
34:34Sure.
34:35You think maybe you could stop trying to take my husband away from me?
34:41What?
34:41Your marriage ended.
34:44You know what this feels like.
34:46Whoa.
34:47Whoa.
34:48That's not fair.
34:49The circumstances were completely different.
34:52Maybe they were.
34:54But you still know how it hurts.
34:56So I'm asking you, please, back off.
35:00Okay?
35:01You think I'm going to give up on him just because you can't accept your marriage is over?
35:09We have five kids.
35:11One of them is just a baby.
35:13I'm not letting my husband go without a fight.
35:15Well, according to Tom, you're always looking for a fight.
35:19My ex was like that, too.
35:21You know, when you find somebody who isn't, you want to hang on to them.
35:25You should give us the money.
35:43Okay, the girls are asleep.
35:46Listen for the doorbell in case there's some late trick-or-treaters.
35:49I know the drill.
35:50Oh, and don't wait up for me.
35:52I'll be late.
35:53We're taking Lynette out for a drink.
35:56Oh, sorry.
35:58I'm fine, Gabby.
35:59It's just her first holiday without Tom and the kids.
36:02So we want to give her a fun night out.
36:04You know, to boost her spirits.
36:07Bye.
36:11We're digging up the body tonight?
36:14We have no choice.
36:16Ben's bulldozers start tearing up the woods tomorrow morning.
36:19Where are Carlos and Susan?
36:21Carlos is not in a good place right now.
36:23I didn't want to freak him out.
36:25And Susan has done nothing but freak out, so it's just us.
36:27Come on.
36:28Oh, okay.
36:32I can't believe this.
36:35We're getting rid of a dead body again.
36:37I know.
36:37I'm so sorry.
36:39No, I just spent the evening with my husband's new girlfriend.
36:41This doesn't sound so bad.
36:42How are you feeling?
36:52Better.
36:53They gave me a shot of cortisone.
36:55The doctor said it was something I ate.
36:58Maybe strawberries or nuts.
37:01Really?
37:02He told me it was the woman love fluid.
37:05Okay, goodbye.
37:07Nice knowing you.
37:08I mean, you do know you're not supposed to roofie yourself, right?
37:12Go away.
37:16I don't get it.
37:20Why would you take something like that?
37:21Because I wanted tonight to be special, okay?
37:27And because I haven't been with anyone since my divorce.
37:36You...
37:36When I moved here, you offered me sex before you even knew my name.
37:41Well, yeah, but that was before...
37:44Can I put the sheet back on?
37:46That was before I realized how much I like you.
37:54Well, I like you, too.
37:58Would you like some company under there?
38:01Trick-or-treat.
38:22Trick-or-treat.
38:22Uh, so this is the part where you give me candy?
38:41Uh, so this is the part where you give me candy?
38:52Uh, so this is the part where you give me candy.
38:53I don't know.
38:54I don't know.
38:55I don't know.
38:56I don't know.
38:57I don't know.
38:58I don't know.
38:59I don't know.
39:00I don't know.
39:01I don't know.
39:02I don't know.
39:03I don't know.
39:04I don't know.
39:05I don't know.
39:06I don't know.
39:07I don't know.
39:08I don't know.
39:09I don't know.
39:10I don't know.
39:11I don't know.
39:12I don't know.
39:13I don't know.
39:14I don't know.
39:15I don't know.
39:16I don't know.
39:17I don't know.
39:18I don't know.
39:19I don't know.
39:20I don't know about this.
39:25Whatever happened and never returned to the scene of the crime?
39:28She's got a point.
39:31We just need to do this in the most efficient manner possible.
39:34Find the grave, dig up the body.
39:36Sounds easy so far.
39:37Wrap it in a tarp, weigh it down with some bricks, and toss it in the lake.
39:41I have all the supplies in my trunk, along with clean towels, hand sanitizer, and breathing masks,
39:46in case the stench is overwhelming.
39:50Anyone want to guess what a corpse looks like after two months in the ground?
40:01Oh, yeah.
40:02Is it just bones, or is there, like, other stuff, too?
40:07Shh!
40:08Did you hear something?
40:10Yeah.
40:10What is that?
40:12Hey!
40:13Who's there?
40:14God, what was that?
40:15I don't know.
40:16What do we do?
40:17Run.
40:17Okay.
40:18No.
40:19Split up.
40:20Let's go.
40:21Come on.
40:51Where'd he go?
41:08Is he gone?
41:10For now, we've got to hurry.
41:12I think Robosa recognizes this area.
41:14God, this is creeping me out.
41:16Well, it doesn't help that it's Halloween.
41:17Let's just dig him up and get this over with.
41:19Okay.
41:21Gabby?
41:23Lynette?
41:29Oh, my God.
41:36Ladies.
41:39Ladies.
41:42Bree.
41:42Paranoia.
41:49It's the irrational feeling that the whole world is against you.
41:54No.
41:55But it's no longer paranoia when you discover...
42:00That someone really is out to get you.
42:05That someone really is out to get you.
42:05It's the sweatshirt.
42:10You too.
42:24No.
42:24Look, I don't want that, I want that, okay.
42:28See you soon.
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