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00:01Previously on Desperate Housewives, Susan discovered that Porter was the father of Julie's baby.
00:07No, the father will be an adoptive parent who has gone through extensive interviews and a background check.
00:11Both of you stop. I want to keep it.
00:13Then, Lynette found out.
00:15No, no, no! He can't be having a baby!
00:18Gabby took in a house guest.
00:20Karen kicked me out.
00:22And Karen got bad news.
00:24The cancer's back.
00:26Ben's money problems took a toll.
00:28Let's get you to the hospital.
00:30And Renee stepped in.
00:32Normally I'd never take a check, but I know where you live.
00:35Orson returned.
00:36How would you feel about a change of scenery?
00:38Maine.
00:39With a plan.
00:41You won't believe where it's going to end up.
00:49When it came to raising her children, Lynette Scavo was used to doing things without help.
00:57Her husband would often travel on business.
01:03Or rush out to important meetings.
01:08Or sneak out for a game of golf.
01:11But just because Lynette was used to doing everything herself...
01:21You done yet?
01:22...didn't mean she liked it.
01:26Yes, I'm done. Thank you for your help.
01:29Okay.
01:30I want to thank you both for joining me.
01:32I know you're worried about my decision to be a single father.
01:35No.
01:36Not worried.
01:37More like panicked.
01:38I'm terrified.
01:39Well, I'm here to let you know that as of today, I've got everything under control.
01:44I got a job.
01:46Wow.
01:47Just working in a restaurant, but it's decent pay and there's health insurance for me and the baby.
01:51Well, that is great news.
01:53Lynette, don't you want to tell her son that's great news?
01:55I'm waiting for the but.
01:57There doesn't have to be a but.
01:59It's Porter. There's always a but.
02:01But they don't exactly provide childcare.
02:05At a restaurant? That's so weird.
02:07They usually have a whole play area between the knife block and the deep fryer.
02:10So I'll need a little help with the baby.
02:13How much help?
02:15I don't know. Eight hours. A day. Every day. Until...
02:20She turns 18?
02:22No. She could be super smart and end up going to college at 15.
02:26Aw, sweetie. She's not going to be super smart.
02:29Lynette.
02:30Porter, I'm sorry. I am not going to keep telling you what a bad idea raising this baby is.
02:36You're a grown up and you've made your own decision.
02:39And I'm even starting to make my peace with it.
02:41But?
02:42But, I can't raise her for you.
02:45We can barely take care of this one.
02:48Wait. Wait. Where'd she go?
02:51I thought you were watching her.
02:53Well, it's your house.
02:55I'm sorry. You're going to have to make other arrangements.
02:58I found her!
02:59Wow. I don't know what I was thinking.
03:01Expecting you to care about my baby. I mean, you're only the grandmother.
03:05Uh-oh.
03:08I am happy to be her grandmother.
03:13I will fill her room with stuffed animals.
03:16I will feed her ice cream behind your back.
03:18I will spoil her like nobody's business.
03:20But when it comes to the heavy lifting, I am done.
03:22Or will be very shortly.
03:25Okay. I see where you're coming from.
03:28I guess I'll have to find some stranger to watch over little baby Lynette.
03:35Lynette?
03:36You were going to name your daughter after me?
03:40That is incredibly touching.
03:43It changes nothing.
03:45Yes.
03:46Lynette Scavo had raised her children without much help.
03:51Here you go. Practice.
03:53And she was determined that Porter do the same.
03:57Orson Hodge had a plan.
04:15He was determined to reclaim the heart of a woman whose loss he had never gotten over.
04:26He loved her so deeply that he was willing to be patient.
04:33And obsess over every detail.
04:38Until at last the moment arrived.
04:42When she was just within reach.
04:45Okay, open.
04:47What is this?
04:48It's a little book of inspiration I put together for you.
04:51I wanted to show you some pictures of my cottage in Maine.
04:55It's right on the coast.
04:57See?
04:58There's the lighthouse.
04:59Oh, these photographs are breathtaking.
05:01It's even more beautiful in person.
05:03When you hear the fog horn and you breathe in the sea air.
05:08Oh, I feel it already.
05:10Hmm.
05:11Oh, Orson, I can't tell you how happy this makes me.
05:14This is exactly what I need right now.
05:16Absolutely.
05:17You deserve a break after all that ghastly business you've been through lately.
05:20Yeah, the murder, the investigation, all those chilling letters you received.
05:26Letters?
05:28Yes, the letter you received after the murder and the one after Chuck Vance was killed.
05:33I never told you about the second letter.
05:38That's right.
05:41I heard about it from Lynette.
05:43You talked to Lynette about the letters?
05:45Yes.
05:46The other day.
05:47When she came over with the girls.
05:49Personally, I thought it was very indiscreet of her.
05:52But, well, yet another example of how those women can't be trusted.
05:57Oh, let me show you this one.
06:02It's my favorite.
06:04That patch of dirt is your favorite?
06:07Fresh tilled soil in a raised bed overlooking the ocean.
06:12The perfect place for you to plant a garden.
06:14Oh, Orson, I can't remember when I've been this excited.
06:20You have truly thought of everything, haven't you?
06:23Let's hope so, darling.
06:26And our Doppler radar will be tracking those scattered showers as they move from eastern Pennsylvania
06:34right into the western Pennsylvania area.
06:37Now, won't we come?
06:38Hey!
06:39I could hear that at the store!
06:41Oh, no.
06:42One of your girls having a birthday?
06:44I can only imagine them on cake.
06:47Oh, this is for Carlos.
06:49He's coming home Thursday.
06:50You got a bottle of champagne for a guy getting out of rehab.
06:54What?
06:55They were all out of opium?
06:56No, this is for me.
06:57This whole rehab thing has been very stressful.
07:00So, this is his big homecoming.
07:03Watching you get loaded.
07:05And a balloon.
07:06I got puts up with a lot from you.
07:11What's that supposed to mean?
07:12Why don't you think of someone other than yourself just once in your life?
07:17You're right.
07:18It's horrible here.
07:19So why don't you just walk out the front door?
07:21Believe me, I would if I had any place else to go.
07:24Well, as the balloon tells us, Carlos is coming home soon.
07:28So what's your plan?
07:29I thought we'd watch the basketball game.
07:31Maybe do a little grilling.
07:33Carlos always liked my tri-tip.
07:35Well, you know who else likes your tri-tip?
07:38Karen.
07:39Yeah, she does.
07:40Talking about steak, Roy.
07:43Isn't it time you do patch things up?
07:45Send her some flowers.
07:46Make nice.
07:47I tried all that.
07:48If she wants me back, she knows where to find me.
07:51Now, after the break, we'll answer all your burning questions about barometric pressure.
07:58So make sure you stick around.
08:00How'd it go with Julie?
08:02Made it to the train with time to spare.
08:04I think she was eager to get back to school.
08:06No.
08:07I was sort of hoping she'd change her mind and come back with you.
08:10Guess what, Mom?
08:11I decided to stay.
08:12Well, give her some time.
08:14You never know.
08:15I think I know.
08:21You never knew.
08:22I was just wondering.
08:28Porter, is everything okay?
08:33No.
08:34Everything pretty much sucks.
08:36I thought I had a job, but my mom says it's not good enough.
08:41So I wrote up a resume.
08:44Well, this looks great.
08:46I mean, any boss would be lucky to have you.
08:49I mean, you're young, energetic, you had a paper route, and you're proficient in martial arts, though not proficient in spelling it.
08:59What was the job that your mom said wasn't good enough?
09:03Waiting tables at the Carlisle?
09:05I mean, I know it sounds kind of lame, but it's a stepping stone.
09:09I'd take classes, learn about the business, try to work my way into management, or even own my own restaurant, just like my parents used to.
09:18Well, Porter, that sounds like an actual plan, and a good one.
09:23Yeah, there's just one problem. It doesn't have daycare.
09:30You should take that job.
09:33What will I do with the baby?
09:34Well, lucky for you, you happen to be looking at Fairview's finest daycare provider.
09:43Porter, me. I'm the daycare.
09:46Oh!
09:47When the baby is born, you just drop her off with me whenever you need. I will spoil the heck out of her.
09:53You don't mind being stuck with a baby all day?
09:56It's a baby. Who could be stuck?
09:59My mother, for one.
10:00Well, for me, it's a dream come true. Honestly, you would be doing me a favor.
10:06Wow. Thank you, Mrs. Zelfino.
10:09Oh, you know what? You're going to be raising my daughter's child. I think it's about time you started calling me Susan.
10:15Or better yet, Grandma.
10:18No, Susan.
10:19Oh, son of a bitch.
10:42Ah!
10:43Oh, what are you doing?
10:45I just noticed you had some flowers delivered, and I was snooping to see who they were from.
10:51You want to know who?
10:52No.
10:53They're from Rory. He wants you back.
10:56I just saw you cutting those roses from Bree's garden.
11:00No, you didn't.
11:01You're old. You can't see anything.
11:03You've got clippers in your pocket.
11:05You have clippers in your pocket.
11:07Your finger's bleeding.
11:08Your finger's bleeding.
11:09All right. Can I just come in?
11:11Come in.
11:15Look, Rory may be too proud to send flowers himself, but he misses you.
11:19Whatever.
11:21Why are you being like this?
11:22Just get over your silly fight and take him back.
11:24He's crazy about you.
11:25Really?
11:26Then how come you're over here and not him?
11:30Because I'm kind of to blame for this.
11:32I fed the flames of your little spat because, let's face it, I'm selfish.
11:37My girls were out of control, and Rory's a genius at scaring the crap out of kids.
11:42But now Carlos is coming back, so I'm all about you two being lovebirds again.
11:46Save your breath, Gabby. It's not going to happen.
11:49What's going on with you two?
11:51You know, nothing. You're in damn business.
11:54Now take your stolen flowers and your clippers and...
11:57Karen, what's the matter?
12:00Nothing.
12:01I'm on new medication. Sometimes I get a little lightheaded.
12:05You don't look so good.
12:06I'm going to go online.
12:09Karen! Karen!
12:11Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
12:13Okay.
12:16Hi. I need an ambulance right away.
12:184358 Wisteria Lane.
12:20I need an ambulance right now.
12:31Oh.
12:31Oh.
12:33No, exactly.
12:36No.
12:36No, exactly.
12:37I don't want her to do this.
12:38But, um...
12:39Okay, are you laughing?
12:40Yeah.
12:41Yeah, yeah.
12:42Hey, guys.
12:44What you doing?
12:46Uh, I'm helping Mrs. Delfino paint the nursery.
12:50Nursery?
12:51It's a room where babies live.
12:53Yes, thank you. Why would Susan need a nursery?
12:56You didn't tell her?
12:57Uh, I volunteered to look after the babies so Porter could start that new restaurant job.
13:03Oh.
13:04Yeah, he said he didn't want to be stuck taking care of her all the time, and I'm thrilled to do it.
13:10That's really nice of you.
13:12And, of course, it goes without saying that you are welcome to come over and play any time with my granddaughter.
13:20Our granddaughter? I'm sorry.
13:23Oh, Mom, I wanted to ask, can we take the old bassinet?
13:27My bassinet? The one all five of you kids slept in?
13:30Yeah, that's why I thought it was cool. Now my kid gets to sleep in it.
13:35Oh, doesn't it make you want to cry?
13:38Yeah, yeah, it does.
13:49Renee?
13:51What are you doing here?
13:53Learning ten new ways to cook kale.
13:56And letting you know your financial troubles are over.
14:00What do you mean?
14:00I met with your loan shark, a sentence I never thought I'd be saying, and I settled your account.
14:09All you have to worry about now is getting better.
14:12I told you. I didn't want you to do that.
14:14I think the words you're looking for are thank you.
14:16I'm serious. I didn't want you to get involved in this.
14:19Look, if you and I are going to keep hanging out, there's something you need to know about me.
14:24I do what I want.
14:32But I want to be perfectly clear. I will be paying you that money back.
14:36Oh, I know.
14:38That's probably going to take a while.
14:39Good thing I'm not going anywhere.
14:42Could be years.
14:44Shh, just lie there and look pretty.
14:47Uh, come in.
14:58And don't be an axe murderer.
15:01Hey.
15:02Hey, kids. Dad's home.
15:04What's going on, Tom? I'm kind of busy right now.
15:07Actually, that is why I am here.
15:09Parker, Penny, are you guys around?
15:12Hey, guys.
15:14Go pack your bags.
15:16I've tried that, Tom. They come back.
15:18I figured I'd take them off your hands for the rest of spring break.
15:21Oh, we're going to your place?
15:21Yeah, yeah, yeah.
15:22And you already got plenty of stuff there already, so pack light.
15:25Is this actually happening?
15:28You're taking the kids for an entire week?
15:30Well, um, after our talk with Porter, I got to thinking that you never really get any time to yourself.
15:35And when I was out of town, you had the kids for weeks.
15:37So, I owe you.
15:41Wow.
15:42If we weren't separated, the things I'd do to you?
15:44Anyway, uh, thank you.
15:50It'll be much easier getting things done around here when it's just me and the baby.
15:54No, no, no. I'm taking page two.
15:56What?
15:57Who's going to watch her while you're at work?
16:00Jane.
16:02She hasn't taken care of a baby in forever.
16:04She's really looking forward to it.
16:07Okay, that's really generous.
16:08And here comes the herd.
16:13Later, Mom.
16:14Wait, wait. Give me a hug.
16:16Bye.
16:17All right.
16:17Have a good time. I love you.
16:18Have a good time.
16:19I love you, Mom.
16:20I love you, too.
16:25So, what are you going to do with all this time to yourself?
16:27Well, that is a problem I look forward to solving.
16:31Bye, Paige.
16:45I spoke with your doctor, and I know.
16:47I know.
16:49What?
16:50Doctors aren't allowed to talk about patients' conditions.
16:53Well, they can if you're family, Mom.
16:55Can you tell anyone the cancer's back?
16:59Because this time, I ain't going to beat it.
17:02Oh, you don't know that.
17:04Yeah, I do.
17:12So, this is why you've been pushing Rory away.
17:14Look at my smart daughter piecing it together.
17:16He doesn't know about any of it?
17:19No.
17:20He's not going to.
17:22But this is a scary thing.
17:23Maybe you should let him help you.
17:25Why? So he can be miserable, too?
17:27Karen!
17:28Roy went through this when his first wife died.
17:31I'm not putting him through it again.
17:34Gabby, I'm begging you.
17:37Don't do this to him.
17:40Just don't tell him.
17:46Oh, you know what we need here, over the crib?
17:50A mobile with twinkly little butterflies.
17:54Those were Julie's favorite.
17:55Twinkly butterflies.
17:57Oh, and you know, we could put her name on the wall in big, bright letters.
18:03Do you have a name yet?
18:04I was actually thinking about Lynette.
18:07For a baby?
18:08Huh.
18:09Let me think about that.
18:11Oh, you know what else we could do?
18:13A mural?
18:14Like Winnie the Pooh?
18:16And his head is stuck in the honeypot?
18:18I brought you guys some coffee.
18:21But it sounds like one of you doesn't need it.
18:22Oh, I'm not caffeinated.
18:24I'm just high on baby.
18:26Is there any sugar?
18:27In the kitchen.
18:31That baby is going to feel right at home here.
18:33Well, that's why I'm doing this.
18:37Uh-huh.
18:37Are you going to keep Julie's bed?
18:39Well, she was here first.
18:42And besides, I mean, if she does come back, she'll need a place to stay.
18:47Right. So when Julie comes to visit, she'll be sleeping four feet away from the baby she doesn't want.
18:55Think I should move Julie's bed?
18:57I think you should do whatever makes you happy.
19:04Hon, did you find the sugar?
19:07That's what I was looking for.
19:12Let's just hope the baby takes after Julie.
19:17This is the kind of thing that chaps my ass.
19:20If Mama Duke ate my pillow, I'd shoot him right in the head.
19:26Hey, Roy?
19:27No, Gabby.
19:28I wouldn't actually shoot a dog.
19:30It was a joke.
19:33I just realized the other day,
19:34I don't think I've ever heard you talk about your first wife.
19:38Miriam.
19:40I didn't even know her name.
19:42Miriam.
19:45How long were you guys married?
19:4739 years.
19:48She died two weeks before our 40th anniversary.
19:52Oh, my God.
19:54Cancer, right?
19:57Brain.
19:58Son of a bitch.
19:59That kind of real son of a bitch.
20:02That must have been the worst thing you ever went through.
20:07You'd think.
20:10Wait, are you saying it wasn't?
20:12Sounds weird.
20:15It's hard to understand.
20:16I want to understand.
20:23Okay.
20:25When you love somebody,
20:28love them a long time,
20:30you get lazy.
20:32You figure they know it,
20:33so you stop saying it so much,
20:36stop showing it.
20:38Yeah.
20:39But when you know you're going to lose them,
20:43that they won't be there to hear you say it,
20:45oh, boy.
20:48You make damn sure they know it
20:49every second of every day.
20:52I'm so sorry I brought it up.
20:55Math is.
20:57I earned them.
20:59I was there for Miriam.
21:02I told her everything I needed to tell her.
21:06Held her hand when she was scared.
21:10These don't bother me at all.
21:15Oh, boy.
21:17I made a promise to someone,
21:19but I'm going to have to break it.
21:27Rene, it's so good to see you again.
21:29A loan shark and a job of a witness?
21:34Not a combo you see often.
21:38What?
21:40I'm kind of embarrassed to admit this,
21:42but I'm a terrible bookkeeper.
21:44The check you wrote me to pay off
21:45your boyfriend's loan,
21:47I had the amount wrong.
21:49Oh, so you're here to give me a refund?
21:51Not exactly.
21:53I really like this house.
21:55Tell me,
21:56what does fire insurance cost
21:57for a place like this?
21:59Okay,
22:00why don't you pick up your violin case
22:02and drive your big Cadillac
22:03back to the Godfather movie
22:05you crawled out of?
22:06You are not going to intimidate me.
22:09You sure about that?
22:11That's how I make my living.
22:13Business is good.
22:14I get it.
22:18You see this sweet suburban neighborhood
22:20and think,
22:21I can push those people around.
22:23Well, let me tell you something.
22:25I do not come from a place like this.
22:29You got all you're going to get.
22:31We're done.
22:35I'm the one of the size
22:37when we're done.
22:41See you around.
22:44Is that everything?
22:51I think so.
22:52Have you taken one last look down the lane?
22:54Fixed an image in your mind?
22:55Why?
22:56We'll only be gone for a month.
22:57Will we?
22:58Something tells me
22:59that once you taste
23:00one of those delicious main lobster rolls,
23:02you'll never want to come back.
23:03Aren't we getting ahead of ourselves?
23:06Promise me you'll keep an open mind.
23:08Fine.
23:09Mind open.
23:10This is going to sound silly,
23:14but you know what I'm most excited about?
23:16What?
23:17We finally get to wear those hats
23:19I bought for that Alaskan cruise
23:20we never got to take.
23:22Jiminy Christmas.
23:23I left mine at home.
23:25Of course then.
23:26Well, buy another one.
23:28It won't be the same thing.
23:29I had them monogrammed
23:30and I always imagined us wearing them
23:32on some wonderful adventure together.
23:35Oh, that's all right.
23:36We'll just stop and get it from your apartment.
23:38My apartment.
23:41We don't have time for that.
23:42Don't be silly.
23:43It's on the way.
23:44And besides,
23:44most people don't get to the airport
23:45four hours before their flight.
23:47No, no.
23:48We can't.
23:50You know how long it takes
23:51to go through security in a wheelchair?
23:53Certainly not four hours.
23:54Breathe, please.
23:59Or is there something wrong?
24:01No, no.
24:04You're trembling.
24:06It's, it's, it's nothing.
24:08It's just, you know me and punctuality.
24:12Well, this is hardly the way
24:13to start that relaxing vacation
24:15you've been promising me.
24:18You're right.
24:19I'm sorry, dear.
24:22Apology accepted.
24:24Now, let's make that the last time
24:26we quibble on this trip.
24:31Now we're off to your apartment.
24:32I'm sorry.
24:32I'm sorry.
24:38I'm sorry.
24:59I'm sorry.
25:00Hi
25:12Lynette Porter's not here
25:14No, I know, I just felt bad you were doing all the work on the nursery
25:17So I freed up some time in my schedule to help
25:19In painting, moving furniture, whatever you need
25:22Uh, actually, we already finished
25:24Oh, can I see it?
25:27Of course, uh, sure, follow me
25:29I know pink is a little traditional
25:33But then I found this black and white bedding for the bassinet I just love
25:38Makes it feel like a little French girl's room, don't you think?
25:41Who's Sophie?
25:45Oh, uh, that's what Porter decided to name the baby
25:49Uh-huh, Porter decided to name the baby after your mother?
25:54He did ask me for some suggestions
25:56Interesting
25:58He told me he was naming her Lynette
26:00I know, but baby Lynette
26:03What's wrong with that?
26:05Oh, nothing
26:06It's just, Lynette is so...
26:09You
26:10Really?
26:12Well, yeah
26:12And you have set the bar so high on that name
26:17You want to burden a tiny little baby with trying to live up to that
26:21And nobody thought I'd be interested in hearing about this name change
26:26Oh my gosh
26:29Are you upset about this?
26:31I thought you were into being the hands-off grandma
26:35Oh, I'm trying to get my son to stand on his own two feet
26:39And I guess I didn't count on you being the pushy grandma
26:42I guess your definition of pushy is being helpful and wanting to get involved
26:48Oh, I want to be involved
26:49It's my granddaughter, too
26:50Oh, well, I don't see you setting up a nursery in your house
26:52Oh, well, maybe I will
26:53It's just one thing I need
26:55Lynette, give that back
26:59No
26:59Porter wants it here
27:01He says it pulls the whole room together
27:03Yeah, because Porter has such a keen eye for design
27:06What is going on?
27:07What's wrong?
27:08What's wrong?
27:10You're calling Lynette Sophie
27:11You're making my son a waiter
27:13And you're trying to turn my granddaughter into a French girl
27:15That's what's wrong
27:16Okay, that doesn't make any sense
27:18And it's incredibly petty
27:19Well, not as petty as trying to steal somebody's grandchild
27:22No
27:23My first visit to your apartment
27:34I must admit I'm a bit ashamed that I never came by before
27:38Yes, well, truth be told, I'm a bit ashamed of how modest it is
27:41So if it's all the same, I'd prefer it if you wait out here
27:44I'll just be a minute
27:45Absolutely not
27:46I'm sure it's perfectly charming
27:48Actually, it's also a mess
27:50There, I said it
27:53Oh, what you must think of me
27:54Orson, I know you
27:55A mess means you haven't fluffed the sofa pillows today
27:59Oh, come on, let's get you that hat
28:01Oh, hell spells
28:05What?
28:06I seem to have forgotten my key
28:07Oh, dear
28:09Sometimes I think I'd forget my head if it weren't attached to my body
28:11Of course, then I wouldn't need to get my hat
28:14The manager has a master key
28:17Would you mind running down to the office to get it?
28:20Of course not
28:21I'll be back in a sec
28:22Orson?
28:47I've looked everywhere and I can't find the manager
28:49Oh, not to worry
28:51I'm such a muddlehead
28:53I forgot that I keep a spare key in the pouch
28:56One of the good things about being in a wheelchair
28:59It's like having a mobile purse
29:00After you
29:02What a lovely place
29:09And of course your pillows are perfectly plumped
29:12It served its purpose
29:14Now
29:15On to new adventures
29:17You look very dashing
29:25Thank you
29:27That's not dilly-dally
29:30We still have a plane to catch
29:32Oh, and we must stop by a newsstand in the terminal
29:37The novel I'm reading is simply dreadful
29:40Oh, and I know how much you despise airplane food
29:44Perhaps we can pick up a little bite for you as well
29:47Breathe
29:51It was you
30:00You did it
30:04You wrote the letters
30:07Oh my god
30:12You killed Chuck
30:15Yes
30:18For you
30:23What?
30:27He was going to arrest you
30:29I had to do something to stop him
30:31Everything I did, Bree
30:33Was to protect you
30:34Protect me?
30:36How was writing the letters supposed to protect me?
30:39They tormented me
30:40Almost drove me to suicide
30:41I'm sorry I went that far
30:42I knew I had no chance of winning you back
30:46Unless I could isolate you
30:48From those awful friends of yours
30:49So I wrote the letters
30:51Knowing those women would turn against you
30:53And they did
30:54Why would you want to turn them against me?
30:56Because as long as they were in your life
30:57I knew I would always be a distant second
30:59And that wasn't going to be good enough for me
31:02Not this time
31:03I had to have you all to myself
31:05That's how much I love you
31:07You're insane
31:12Bree
31:13Bree, we both know what it means to commit a crime for the greater good
31:17Do not compare yourself to me
31:19I was protecting people I love
31:21You were only pursuing your own selfish desires
31:23No, I did it for both of us
31:25You took advantage of me at the darkest moment of my life
31:28You're a sick, pathetic man
31:31And I know that someday you will pay for your sins
31:34Bree, don't go
31:35You're everything to me
31:37Well, you are nothing to me
31:38And I never want to see you again
31:41Hey
31:54You mind if I come in?
31:59Sure
31:59But I've already been screamed at by one scavo today
32:03So can we keep it civil?
32:06If this is about Susan, you can save your breath
32:08Oh, come on, Lynette
32:09I know how much you guys care about each other
32:11Uh-huh
32:11Hey
32:13You want to have sex with me?
32:14It would really piss her off
32:15Uh, I'm going to pass on that, but thanks
32:19Okay
32:20I don't understand why she's so mad at me
32:24She said she wanted nothing to do with Porter's baby
32:27Can I tell you a little secret?
32:29That was her first reaction to all five of our kids
32:32I don't believe that
32:34I mean, she's a great mom
32:36None of this makes any sense
32:38Now we're getting somewhere
32:40I just never thought my life would end up like this
32:44It's like I'm turning into white trash
32:46Lynette, I come from white trash
32:49You are nowhere near that
32:51Really?
32:52I'm separated
32:53My kid is having a baby out of wedlock
32:56I'm getting into public fights
32:57I'm two weeks away from having a washing machine on the porch
33:00Meanwhile, Susan's getting everything she wants
33:04Yeah, I don't think Susan's life is going the way she'd hoped either
33:08All I know is she's the one over there painting a nursery for our grandchild
33:11Yeah, with your son
33:14Not her daughter
33:16That's the thing about Lynette
33:19She always complains that she has to do everything herself
33:22But God help you if you try and do anything for her
33:25I have a bruised tailbone to prove it
33:27I made the same mistake as you
33:30And I was married to her, I should know
33:32What did you do?
33:34I took the kids off her hands for a week
33:36And she was fine at first
33:38Then she started calling every ten minutes
33:41To remind me to give Paige her medicine
33:42Or to make sure that Parker wore his retainer
33:45She needs to be needed
33:48Exactly
33:49I ain't given what I've been going through
33:51I kind of get that
33:52Yeah
33:53So
33:55If you could, Susan, cut her a break
33:58She's lost a lot
34:00I don't want her losing you too
34:02I think that's why she's going so overboard on this nursery thing
34:07She hopes it'll get Julie excited about the baby
34:11Maybe bring her back
34:13You know, you're taking all my anger away
34:17And that's not going to leave me anything
34:19Yeah, it will
34:21It'll leave you your friend
34:23What you won't do to get out of being married to me
34:35Oh, crap
34:38I know I couldn't trust the jumping bean to keep her mouth shut
34:42These are for you
34:44Brushing things a bit, don't you think?
34:48Not dead yet
34:48No, but I'm about to kill you
34:50What the hell were you thinking?
34:55I didn't want to put you through this again
34:57Karen
34:58I married you for better or worse
35:01We had the better
35:03And now
35:04What if I say I don't want you here?
35:06You're an old lady
35:07What are you going to do about it?
35:08I'm scared
35:19I know
35:22Hey, Renee
35:31Hey, I just wanted to let you know
35:33That Ben's test results just got back
35:36And everything is normal
35:37He's getting out tomorrow
35:39Oh, that's great news
35:40Oh, and I got more
35:41We're back together
35:42And I have you to thank for that
35:44Well, you don't have to give me credit
35:46Uh, yeah, I do
35:47Because if he breaks my heart again
35:49I'm giving you the blame
35:50Hey, did you say you're at the hospital?
35:57Yeah
35:58Is anybody staying at your place?
36:00No, why?
36:01I just thought I saw a light turn on
36:02It's probably nothing, but I'll go check it out
36:05What the hell are you doing?
36:20Some people use voicemail
36:21I prefer to deliver my messages in person
36:24So
36:26Why don't you just move along
36:29Before you get involved
36:30It's too late
36:33I keep forgetting
36:35You're the tough guy around here
36:36Well
36:38I don't want any trouble
36:41I don't ever want to see you again
37:09Then you should have killed me
37:13Hey, hey
37:24Ooh
37:24Hang on
37:25Wait, wait, wait
37:26Surprise!
37:28Welcome home
37:30Whoa
37:30Who did this?
37:32I did
37:32Really?
37:34Because when I got home from prison
37:35Then all you left me was a post-it note on the fridge
37:37That said take out the trash, ex-con
37:39Well, I don't want to take you for granted anymore
37:42You sound like you actually mean that
37:46What's going on?
37:51Karen's cancer's back
37:53And it's bad
37:54That's why she threw Roy out
37:56Oh, God
37:57It kind of makes you think
38:01I mean, when we got married
38:03I thought that was the finish line
38:05But it's not
38:06Death is
38:07No one told us that
38:09Yeah, they did
38:11At our wedding
38:12They said till death do us part
38:14Oh, Carlos, please
38:15I had four glasses of champagne
38:17Before the ceremony
38:18I almost married your uncle
38:19Come on, Gabby
38:20I mean, the idea that we might die
38:22Someday must have at least crossed your mind
38:23I just never thought about
38:25What it really means
38:26That one of us is going to die
38:28And the other one's going to live through it
38:30And if it's you who's first
38:32I don't think I can do it
38:34Yes, you can
38:37You're one of the bravest people I know
38:41Look who we've been through this year
38:44You've been my rock
38:45I have?
38:49Well
38:50You
38:51Scotch
38:52But from now on
38:54Just you
38:54Thank you
38:56And hey
39:00If it makes you feel any better
39:01You can always take the easy way out
39:03Die first
39:04What's going on with the name?
39:17You didn't change it to SOP, did you?
39:18Because that's even worse than Lynette
39:20Lynette isn't so bad
39:25Thanks for that
39:30Yeah, well
39:31Thank you for all the rest of this
39:33So you need anything?
39:38Um
39:38The nail holes need to be speckled
39:43I want it
39:44Hello?
40:08Bree, it's Orson
40:09Listen to me
40:19Don't you ever
40:21Call my house again
40:23I can assure you
40:25This is the last you'll hear from me
40:26What do you want, Orson?
40:28I've been thinking about what you said
40:30And you're right
40:31The sins that have been committed
40:33Are so reprehensible
40:34That a sacrifice must be made
40:36The ultimate sacrifice
40:39Do not consider suicide
40:43That would only be adding more sins to your list
40:46You don't have to judge, Bree
40:48Someone else will do that for you
40:51Goodbye
40:53Forever
40:55Yes
41:02There are times when we all could use a little help
41:06When our generosity
41:10Has been repaid with cruelty
41:13When our behavior
41:18Has filled us with regret
41:21And when our future
41:27Has become terribly uncertain
41:30But then there are those
41:41Who are past the point of help
41:43And in their wake
41:45They leave nothing
41:47But destruction
41:49And when we all could use a little help
41:50And we all could use a little help
41:51And we all could use a little help
41:52And we all could use a little help
41:53And we all could use a little help
41:53And we all could use a little help
41:54And we all could use a little help
41:55And we all could use a little help
41:55And we all could use a little help
41:56And we all could use a little help
41:57And we all could use a little help
41:58And we all could use a little help
41:59And we all could use a little help
42:00And we all could use a little help
42:01And we all could use a little help
42:02And we all could use a little help
42:03And we all could use a little help
42:04And we all could use a little help
42:05And we all could use a little help
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42:07And we all could use a little help
42:08And we all could use a little help
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