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00:00This is going to be like your first Thanksgiving pumpkin pie that you made.
00:06It is. I've never done one, actually.
00:07I'm trying to follow the dough recipe, sort of like a tortilla recipe here in Mexico.
00:11Hey, look, you compare it to a tortilla.
00:13Well, rolling it is an R, so put some flour for me on there, on the bottom.
00:19Hurry up, hurry up.
00:21You got your snacks?
00:22I got a bowl.
00:23All right, what are you in the mood for us?
00:24Grapes.
00:25Okay, something healthy, something junk food.
00:29Mmm.
00:30We got some cheese for you.
00:32Cheese sticks.
00:33Why is all your snacks in the form of sticks?
00:36Hurry up, girl.
00:37I'm just going to start.
00:38We got the show to watch, so let's do this really quick.
00:40Okay.
00:41Go watch the show, and I'll come and check it in a minute.
00:44I'm out.
00:45Let's go.
00:50You could have, obviously, a primary role in my company, and you could both have a very bright future.
00:58She came in like the godfather in one of them mob movies.
01:01I got you, Junior.
01:02Take care of you.
01:03What he does is kind of like a playboy job.
01:06Yeah.
01:07Or nowadays, they call it an F-boy job.
01:10Yeah.
01:11Yeah.
01:12You know?
01:13I don't like that word.
01:14What the ?
01:15Oh, my Lord Jesus Christ.
01:16Oh, my gosh.
01:17Santa Maria.
01:18It looks like us when we were in the heels trying to walk.
01:21Oh, that one time.
01:22One time?
01:23I don't know if those shoes are expensive or not, but I know they don't belong at a farm,
01:27and neither does that purse.
01:28And neither does that dress.
01:29And neither does that woman.
01:32Are you ready to go do what I think?
01:35Can you pop the trunk?
01:37Two more, baby.
01:40She kissed that dog more than she kissed Luke.
01:42Yeah.
01:43Real.
01:44Luke is getting tired and things.
01:46Oh, look at it.
01:47He has a diaper bag and all the toys.
01:49Oh, new parents.
01:50Yeah.
01:51Oh, new parents.
01:52Yeah.
01:53Annie, come help me.
01:58What is all these pennies?
02:01All these pennies and these changes are going to help me out.
02:04I want this one more big.
02:05You're going to help me do this or what?
02:07You're going to put them inside of this.
02:09You're going to fold the bottom.
02:10Can you listen?
02:11You're going to fold the bottom, and you're going to put that in there.
02:14I don't have passion for this.
02:16Woo!
02:17Right in time.
02:18We got our snacks.
02:19So we all ready.
02:20We're happy to see.
02:21I can't wait to see Luke and Madeline and this new puppy.
02:24Adorable.
02:25I can't wait to see what's happening with Jenny and Sumit.
02:28Do you think Jenny's going to learn how to work that coffee machine?
02:31Definitely not.
02:32And now they're cooking, I don't even think she's going to even work the stove.
02:35How about put that one right here for mama?
02:39Okay.
02:40Since you're buying a property too, would you like mama to paint a picture for you?
02:45Sure.
02:46I'll take a picture.
02:47Would you care for something like this?
02:49I like the tiger.
02:50I'd be glad to gift you this tiger.
02:52It's a beautiful painting.
02:53I like that one.
02:54Well, I'd like to paint with you in the future too.
02:56You know I can't paint or draw or do anything like that.
02:59I don't have any artsy skills.
03:00We're going to try.
03:01If they can sell some bananas nailed to the wall for a million bucks, it's like, hey,
03:06you never know.
03:07All right.
03:08All right.
03:09Well, hey, I'm excited about the pies.
03:10I love Thanksgiving and I think it's going to be a good week this week.
03:13Well, I'm glad I brought that tradition to you here in Mexico.
03:16I love it too.
03:17These pies better be good.
03:18They will.
03:19All the food is going to be good this week.
03:20It's Thanksgiving week.
03:21Gobble, gobble.
03:22Let's see.
03:23Where's this plate?
03:25I think it's going to be Parlez-Roux Francais.
03:29Yes, yes, yes.
03:30Goats.
03:31Cheese.
03:32Goat cheese.
03:33Oh, they're feeding the cats cheese.
03:34Oh.
03:35Do you feed your cats cheese?
03:37Yes.
03:38They steal it.
03:39Oh!
03:40They breaking bread.
03:41That's what I'm talking about.
03:43Get the money, baby.
03:44Break the bread.
03:45I'm excited.
03:46A day away, you and I, mommy and daddy away.
03:49That's right.
03:50You know, eating cheese and having some fun.
03:52Oh, that'd be nice.
03:53In France.
03:54That would be good.
03:55Oh, that would be great.
03:56I can't wait to eat some really good cheese too.
03:59Only the finest quality.
04:01Goat cheese is something that my mom and I bonded over when we first started dating.
04:06Why is goat cheese?
04:07I never hear about that.
04:08I don't think I ever had goat cheese.
04:10The yellow one.
04:11Probably smell like ass.
04:12Oh, you hate goat cheese.
04:14When I was in middle school, we dissected goat eyes and the whole room smelled to where you
04:20can taste it and it's scarred my life forever.
04:22That's not what goat cheese tastes like.
04:24It does.
04:25They have goat eyeball tacos.
04:27Do I eat them?
04:28No.
04:29Well, why are you getting like that?
04:30Because you're saying they're like, I eat them.
04:32She's expecting to just go to like a fromagerie, but I have something else in mind.
04:39Where are you taking her, Anthony?
04:41Fromage is French for cheese.
04:44Cheese.
04:45You can ask for cheese, but don't be cheesy.
04:50Hold on.
04:51You got a little lipstick on your teeth.
04:52Lipstick on day.
04:54Let's see.
04:55Yeah.
04:56See, I get excited.
04:59I'm taking Manon to a goat farm.
05:02Oh, that's a good idea.
05:04This is a bad idea.
05:05I hope it don't turn out bad, you know?
05:08Because it's going to be sad for you, Anthony.
05:11Anthony told me, hey, I'm going to bring you on a nice, cute date.
05:16I dress business sexy chic, like my style.
05:19Well, I do like her black fishnet pantyhose, but I don't think they're suitable on a goat farm.
05:24Yeah.
05:25Uh-oh, here we go.
05:26The complaint card just came out.
05:28Girl, it's not only you.
05:30Robert did the same thing to me.
05:32He made me go to a party and had to walk for an hour with high shoes.
05:37Women walk in shoes like that all the time.
05:39They walk in Manhattan.
05:41They walk in Manhattan for blocks.
05:42They don't complain.
05:43Do you want to come to a dinner fromage?
05:47Yes, to eat the fromage.
05:49Okay.
05:50Okay.
05:51We'll do that later.
05:52How do you do that later, sir?
05:54I don't understand?
05:55You're trying to scare the chickens.
05:56Milking the goat.
05:57Oh, look at how sweet they are.
06:00I'll go milk a goat.
06:01I'm sure you'll milk anything, Mom.
06:03Mommy does not want to touch cow titties.
06:06Goat titties.
06:07Goat titties.
06:08We know how to milk.
06:09We know how to milk.
06:10We know how to milk.
06:11We know how to milk.
06:12Swear.
06:13Oh, we go where there's the butch, too.
06:16What the heck?
06:17And I end up with, like, a bunch of, like, goats looking at assholes.
06:23What's wrong with that?
06:24This is, like, her worst nightmare.
06:26Time out red flag if you have a cat or a dog.
06:29From time to time you see an asshole.
06:31Mocha ass is cute.
06:33Oh.
06:34You know, no milking, no cheese.
06:36That's fine.
06:37I'll go vegan or whatever.
06:43Whatever.
06:44It's okay.
06:46You've got your French perfume.
06:48You know, they don't get any better than that.
06:50Okay.
06:51Try it.
06:52Okay.
06:53Bear with me.
06:54All right.
06:55They're just, like, breast pumps.
06:56Looks painful.
06:57It does.
06:58He is giving me a little bit of goat vibe.
06:59Look at his little goat eyes.
07:00Like a billy goat.
07:01Little billy goat.
07:02Like a baby one.
07:03Honey, this is awesomeness.
07:04This is, like, all I've wanted to do since we've been here.
07:05I'm going back to LA.
07:06Come on, Manon.
07:07I'll just say go sit in the car.
07:08I've never milked an animal.
07:09I've never milked an animal, and I would never want to milk an animal, especially on a date.
07:25Be happy for Manon.
07:26Yeah.
07:27Well, I'm glad that he didn't let Manon bother him or affect his happiness.
07:32He's in his element.
07:33Goatland.
07:34Looks like we are in Aruba!
07:38Are we?
07:39No, we're not.
07:40This is Jenny and Samit.
07:41This is Aruba.
07:42Oh, just kidding.
07:43It's Aruba.
07:44Oh, I hear that.
07:45I like that beat, though.
07:46I like that beat.
07:47You know, that's the badass beat for that badass mama that's there.
07:50Michelle gonna come out like, yo, it's time to go home, and I ain't playing.
07:53My daughter Chloe, she ain't staying.
07:55Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun.
07:56There is a way that I would be able to support both of you if you both moved to Boston.
08:09Ooh.
08:10Ooh.
08:11Ooh.
08:12What are they gonna do?
08:14I think they're gonna be stubborn and stay in Aruba.
08:16I think she is spoiled.
08:19And mom knows it.
08:21And now mom's got herself in a predicament to where she's got to close her purse.
08:26She lit up like, I get hot water.
08:28Am I mad?
08:29She's open to it.
08:30I think Chloe's open to it.
08:31I don't think Johnny gonna deal with this Boston Tea Party.
08:34He ain't going to Boston.
08:35America is good life here, but that cold weather is annoying.
08:40Oh, yeah.
08:41Can't be a pirate Caribbean in that cold-ass water.
08:44You could have, obviously, a primary role in my company, which was our original plan.
08:51And I'm certain we could get Johnny work there as well.
08:55You wouldn't have to pay rent.
08:57And you could both have a very bright future.
09:01Oh, nice.
09:02Johnny is like, girl, you didn't tell me she was offering you some money and financial stability now.
09:09The income would be good.
09:10But he would have to depend on mom for who knows how long.
09:14And she's the type, I think, that holds it over their head.
09:16You have a point there that I had not thought about.
09:19Mm-hmm.
09:20I was almost sold on the proposal.
09:21I was like, can I get the back?
09:22You would have jumped in.
09:23And I'm like, everything free?
09:25Free?
09:26That's all you heard.
09:27Free and don't have to do a whole lot.
09:29Mom Dukes came in and said, hey, you don't got to worry about nothing.
09:33I got you.
09:34She came in like the godfather in one of them mob movies.
09:37I got you, Junior.
09:38Take care of you.
09:40You gonna take my offer?
09:42Eh.
09:43In the end of the day, this is my home.
09:46This is my place.
09:47And I have to show you that I can provide for her.
09:51Oh, gosh.
09:52He said, I'm a pirate.
09:54Corporate life's not meant for me.
09:57He wants to stay because he's got it good on his job.
10:00Yeah.
10:01He's got ladies at work and a lady at home.
10:03He's looking for what is good for Johnny.
10:06He needs to think what is good for myself and Khloe.
10:11I think Johnny definitely sees how much money Khloe spends versus how much money she earns.
10:18And Khloe being cut off financially, you know, I think he's going to feel it.
10:23Yo, I'll tell you this.
10:24You could adopt us, you know, and you take the kids when you want to babysit.
10:29I want to love you.
10:30And give us the money, pay our mortgage and all of that stuff.
10:33Nobody want to let you ask.
10:35I moved out at 19.
10:37I moved out pretty quick because I wanted to be on my own.
10:40I wanted to do my own thing and make my own way.
10:42I felt the same way.
10:43Like, I bought my own first car and I felt proud of it forever.
10:46Yeah.
10:47But you did it on your own.
10:48It tastes better.
10:49I mean, I sometimes superficially say, oh, that'd be nice.
10:52But I think it's better to work for your own things.
10:54Yeah, why don't you do that now?
10:56Because that's what I got you now.
10:57Not white Mary, not being single at that point.
11:01Why do they scream?
11:03Alay, alay, alay!
11:05Alay, alay!
11:06Alay, alay, alay, alay!
11:08Alay, alay, alay, alay!
11:10Annie would not be a good goat.
11:11I'm a beast goat.
11:13Kenny, more crafts for you.
11:16I came in skipping in with my basket.
11:18Yes!
11:19I know you love to do these.
11:21We need, I think, another centerpiece for the table for Thanksgiving.
11:24So we're going to decorate.
11:25So we're going to decorate.
11:26You're going to help me while we watch.
11:27Didn't you already have one?
11:28We need another one that was like on the other corner,
11:30I think is missing something.
11:31So this will look good.
11:33You always do that.
11:34There's always something missing.
11:35Well, just enjoy and have fun.
11:38Happy fall.
11:45Where we at?
11:47I look like the farm.
11:48Yeah, we're back in La France with La Gote.
11:52With La Gote?
11:53La Gote cheese.
11:54Look, he's making out with himself.
11:56They look like him.
11:57Ew, gross.
12:00Let me kiss this goat on the mouth after it just licked its ass.
12:05France, fromage.
12:07We're back to the goat farm.
12:09Look at them.
12:09Come here, Mr. Cheesy.
12:12Is this yours?
12:13Okay.
12:17Wow, he is having the time of his life.
12:19Oh, my gosh.
12:20Allé, allé, allé, allé.
12:22Hey, he's learning his French.
12:24Why do they scream?
12:25Allé, allé, allé, allé, allé.
12:29Allé, allé, allé, allé, allé.
12:31Oh, that was horrible.
12:33Allé, allé, allé, allé, allé, allé.
12:35Allé, allé, allé, allé, allé.
12:37Allé, allé, allé, allé, allé, allé.
12:41Annie would not be a good goat.
12:42I'm a beast goat.
12:44What the ?
12:45Oh, my Lord Jesus Christ.
12:47Oh, my gosh.
12:48Santa Maria.
12:49It looks like us when we were in the heels trying to walk.
12:52Oh, that one time.
12:53One time?
12:55I don't know if those shoes are expensive or not,
12:57but I know they don't belong at a farm,
12:58and neither does that purse.
13:00And neither does that dress.
13:01And neither does that woman.
13:02I don't even know how y'all walk in those things.
13:07What about these?
13:08You can clean the floor at the same time.
13:10That's just plain lazy.
13:11And guess what?
13:12No, it's not lazy.
13:13You can take it off and throw it in a washing machine.
13:16So I'm very industrious.
13:19So this is what's going on?
13:21We're going to farm all day?
13:23No.
13:23That's what you call a nice copole experience?
13:26Calm down.
13:27Oh, my God, lady.
13:30How'd you like to do this, Manon?
13:32Would you like to do this?
13:33Would this throw you?
13:34It sounds selfish, but I get it.
13:36I get it, girl.
13:37She's like, this is not my job.
13:39I'm not a farmer.
13:40I'm not getting paid.
13:41On our one child-free day,
13:43you take me to a goat farm?
13:46How dare you?
13:47I mean, I feel her.
13:48I feel her.
13:49I'm sorry.
13:50You left me for, like, some freaking...
13:52I was there to learn.
13:54No, that's not cool, bro.
13:55Not cool.
13:56Oh, my gosh.
13:57Not cool.
13:57Yeah, Manon, but you mad because he left you for the goat,
14:00but you want to eat the cheese?
14:01Hmm.
14:02Meh.
14:03That's right, Manon.
14:04Right now, you're acting very bad
14:06because you want to eat the cheese.
14:09Wow.
14:11Oh, yes.
14:12Okay, the good part, finally.
14:13Oh.
14:14I don't even want to eat the cheese now.
14:16After smelling the goats and being around them,
14:19I don't even want to eat the cheese.
14:20Yeah.
14:21It's like seeing how hot dogs are made.
14:23I don't even want the hot dog anymore.
14:24See, the day isn't so bad after all, is it now, Manon?
14:27Oh, that looks good.
14:29That's not too bad.
14:30Turn it around.
14:31Let me see.
14:31Let me get a good 360-degree view.
14:34Looking good.
14:35I like it.
14:35There you go.
14:35I think it's going to be the best-looking ornament out there.
14:38Okay, this is our new baby.
14:40Pumpkin head.
14:43You can see it now, yeah?
14:44See what?
14:46This?
14:46I mean, not like on this scale of like 130 goats.
14:50You mean making?
14:5080,000 cheese.
14:51You mean making and doing?
14:52No, I see myself eating the cheese.
14:55Oh, he want to make cheese and he own.
14:57She like goat cheese, bro.
14:59She don't like making it.
15:01She don't want to smell an animal.
15:03She just wants straight cheese.
15:04That's it.
15:05She's like, I already know what you're thinking.
15:09Don't even fix your lips to say it.
15:11It's not happening.
15:12She's like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
15:15I don't know what to do anymore with you, Anthony.
15:18Maybe we just cannot communicate with each other.
15:22He needs to work on a goat farm.
15:24Don't bring the goat farm home.
15:26Yeah, exactly.
15:27True.
15:27With the, blah!
15:31You got this, Manon and Anthony.
15:33You will get a cheese.
15:35Relax.
15:35I don't think in problem now, girl.
15:37That's right.
15:38But if you constipated, Manon, blame Anthony from that cheese.
15:42Ha, ha.
15:45Where are we?
15:49Looks like Mochi.
15:50I'm guessing somewhere South America.
15:53Damn, there's a whole bunch of dogs just walking around.
15:55In my country, too, they have, they live everywhere and people give them food.
15:59Look at Madeline.
16:00Let's see how this is going to go.
16:02The conversation with Brian made me question my future with Madeline.
16:07But I love her, and I don't want a life without her in it.
16:13Is he buying her something again?
16:15Oh, boy.
16:16He's head over heels infatuated.
16:19Yeah.
16:20What's he have in this box?
16:21He has a gift for her.
16:22Is he getting in the box?
16:24Of course.
16:24If he really loved her, he should get her a dryer.
16:28That is the way to a Colombian woman's heart.
16:30A dryer.
16:31Because she doesn't have to put up all her clothes or anything.
16:34One hour, everything's done.
16:35Get her a dryer, boy.
16:37I have your boxers.
16:39And I have your new dog.
16:43Look at this.
16:44A puppy.
16:48Oh, my gosh.
16:50That's good.
16:51Oh, super cute.
16:51Oh, that's nice.
16:53Oh, my gosh.
16:55That is adorable.
16:57It looks like an Ewok.
16:58Aw.
16:59Aw.
17:00What's cute?
17:02That'll keep her occupied for a couple months.
17:04I had to move some money around.
17:06It was $2,000.
17:08Is this a good use of money?
17:10I don't know.
17:11$2,000.
17:12$2,000.
17:13Luke is kissing that ass, yo.
17:18Being materialistic don't last long in a relationship.
17:21You have to build your relationship on trust and love.
17:25He is buying his way back into her heart.
17:29Which only lasts so long.
17:31Yeah.
17:31Once the high wears off from it all.
17:33Mm-hmm.
17:34Oh, it's Mochi.
17:38Mochi.
17:39Now, Mochi is a rescue.
17:41Mutt.
17:43Look, Mochi.
17:44Look at that dog.
17:45She's cute, but ain't got nothing on you.
17:48That's right.
17:49So, it looks like Chewbacca.
17:52So, I think we should call him Chewy.
17:55I know, boys, Juan.
17:56Huh.
17:57Cairo.
17:57Cairo, the signification is the time of God is perfect.
18:02She's got to name it, obviously.
18:04And she's so young, she's probably like, who the hell is Chewbacca?
18:07It's like 19.
18:10Look, Mochi, Mochi's watching TV.
18:12Yeah, Mochi.
18:13Yeah, look at Mochi.
18:14That's my special dog, Mochi.
18:15Mochi, show us who the bad guy is.
18:17Get Mochi.
18:18Get Mochi.
18:18The puppy looks like a little teddy bear.
18:21You can name it Cub.
18:22You name it Cub?
18:23That's Chew.
18:24I love it.
18:25Pebble.
18:26I like little pebbles.
18:28It doesn't look like a pebble.
18:29What does a pebble look like?
18:31It's a stone, a little pebble.
18:32Yeah, it's little pebbles looking things.
18:34That puppy was so expensive, but this is not about the money.
18:39My love language is take care of me and service to me.
18:44That's not how love language goes.
18:46Wait, this is not about the money.
18:47I know.
18:47But you got to take care of me with money.
18:50So what's our love language?
18:53Mine's cooking for you.
18:54Yeah, that's true.
18:56Cottails with a way to my, that's my love language.
19:00My love language says, hey, get these kids out of my damn bed.
19:04So I can sleep in peace and don't get kicked in my back, kicked in my butt.
19:07That's love language.
19:09So I can be next to you, but you want them in the bed.
19:12At the end of the day, I just want to move on.
19:15That's it.
19:16You know the only reason I don't want to be mad at you?
19:19Why?
19:20Porca, you?
19:22I don't want to be mad at dad because he give me two.
19:25That works.
19:27I'll take it.
19:27I'm not going to be mad at dad.
19:29I don't want to be mad at you for the sake of the puppy.
19:31I'll take it.
19:32There you go.
19:32All right, progress.
19:34This is one of the very few times you've seen her really happy.
19:37Probably the only one.
19:38Now we know what makes her happy.
19:39I guess a puppy.
19:40Yeah.
19:40Give them a year.
19:41They're going to have 12 dogs.
19:43Yeah, that's true.
19:45I don't like the fact that I'm leaving and I'm leaving you here.
19:48You've made a decision to stay here with no financial support.
19:51She is going to be back home quicker than you think, mama, because you see these roots?
19:56They're coming out.
19:57She's got to get that hair done soon.
19:59Look what I bring.
20:01Mmm.
20:02Some hot chocolate.
20:04Oh, yeah.
20:06You know, it's full.
20:07Everything has to be comfy and warm.
20:09I can make you a whipped cream thong and lick it off everywhere.
20:13I'll take that one.
20:16It's on my side.
20:18Put marshmallows.
20:19Oh, that's what you're preparing in America?
20:21Yeah.
20:21This time I'm doing mine.
20:23You do yours.
20:23Do what you want.
20:24Then I'll do this.
20:27Right?
20:28I don't prepare my cube.
20:29I want my cube.
20:31I can't do that.
20:33I don't call me nothing.
20:35I got you.
20:35Don't worry about it.
20:36We are here.
20:45Aruba.
20:45We are back on the beaches of Aruba.
20:48Family beach day.
20:49Boop, boop.
20:50Johnny, Chloe, and mom.
20:53Maybe a beach day will be nice.
20:55You know, chill out, have a couple of drinks.
20:57Let's see if it goes that way.
20:58That's what they need, I think.
20:59I think my mom's offer of Jonathan and me both moving to work with the company
21:05would have sounded great, but it's important to us to build something together
21:11and kind of create our own life in the future.
21:14You can create your own life and keep the family business going and with your man
21:19and live good.
21:21You're going to be making more money working for your family than Jonathan makes
21:25now working on the pirate ship.
21:26Yeah, what he does is kind of like a playboy job.
21:29Yeah.
21:29Or nowadays they call it an F-boy job.
21:33Yeah.
21:33You know, I don't like that word.
21:37Are you putting on more whipped cream?
21:39I love cream.
21:40That tastes super good.
21:41I want to hide it from the kid.
21:43They want to eat.
21:44Better hide it from Bryson.
21:45Yeah, Bryson asked me already.
21:47Yeah, honey.
21:49Acuna patata.
21:50Two pina coladas.
21:51Two pina coladas, please.
21:53It's like the heaviest card ever held in my room.
21:55It doesn't melt.
21:56It's metal.
21:56Wow.
21:57Watch.
21:58That means there's some money in that card, okay?
22:01When you, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
22:03There's some money in there.
22:04That's how much money she got.
22:05It's heavy.
22:07I have not had a metal card.
22:08Have you?
22:09I didn't know they existed, to be honest.
22:11Why would you be worried if they burned?
22:12The plastic ones, I've never had one burned in my wallet.
22:16Well, you burned through a card.
22:18I know that much.
22:19That I have.
22:20Yes, you have.
22:22I don't like the fact that I'm leaving, and I'm leaving you here.
22:26Like, you've made a decision to stay here, and with no financial support, I just think
22:31Boston would be a better place for both of you.
22:34Mom has every right to be super concerned.
22:36I would be concerned.
22:38She is going to be back home quicker than you think, Mama, because you see these roots?
22:43They're coming out.
22:44She's going to get that hair done soon.
22:46She'll be back.
22:47Don't worry about it.
22:49I mean, going to the States would also be a lot harder.
22:52The processes are much longer and much harder.
22:55Me and Jonathan would have to do, like, long distance for a long time.
22:58And Jonathan and I will not last long distance.
23:02We won't.
23:02I've told you this.
23:03We just won't.
23:04Well, then it's not going to be love, you know?
23:07If you can't work at a long distance, if you know it's not going to work, then why?
23:10Why bother now, you know?
23:12Exactly.
23:13The reason, like, long distance won't work for them actually probably isn't Johnny's problem.
23:18It's Chloe's problem because she's jealous.
23:21But a lot of times it's not even just about whether you're testing your relationship,
23:24if you can make it or not.
23:26It's just you want to be together.
23:27There he is.
23:29We last.
23:29We did long distance.
23:31If your relationship is meant to be and you really want it to work, you're going to make
23:35it happen.
23:35If not, you'll be out there playing around with people.
23:38At the very beginning, I thought everything was fine.
23:41And then all of a sudden, he's like, I'm going to Miami for a boy's trip.
23:46Then I found out on social media that he was with a girl for her birthday.
23:51Oh, that's, that's, there's no such thing as a Miami boy's trip.
23:59That's automatically a cheating trip.
24:01Yeah, that's a cheating trip.
24:03That's why he went there.
24:05He went to Florida to go see another girl.
24:07He brought her there for her birthday, yeah.
24:09So she was from here?
24:10She was from here, yeah.
24:11Oh, you're taking bitches on vacation.
24:13Oh, no.
24:15To the U.S.
24:16Hmm.
24:17Vacation, we are another girl.
24:18He was cheating girl.
24:19Talk about pirates of the Caribbean.
24:21Johnny out there burying his treasure and another woman.
24:24I don't have a positive outlook on where this is going.
24:29But, you know, for your sake, I really hope it doesn't backfire.
24:34You never tell your mom or your family or your friends that your man cheated unless you're
24:42ready to leave them.
24:43When you're ready to leave, then you tell them because they're like, yeah, him.
24:47You can do better.
24:49But, but if you're going to stay with him, you got to kind of keep it under wraps.
24:51You're going to forgive him.
24:53Yes.
24:53You got to keep it to yourself.
24:54He should have never went to go get those drinks.
24:58Really?
24:59That was a bad, bad decision.
25:01How I couldn't take the little, the bigger suitcase with this.
25:07Like, I am the woman.
25:08I need to be straight like a queen.
25:11Yeah, my side is more too.
25:13She got chicken wings.
25:14Yeah, me too.
25:14Just throw some hot sauce on those chicken wings.
25:18What is the biggest gift that you've gotten?
25:21Like.
25:21The biggest I'm sorry gift.
25:23Biggest I'm sorry gift was Trixie.
25:26And she was $3,500.
25:29On a payment plan.
25:30Yes, but the guy who got me, Trixie, her daddy, he cheated on me and then got arrested, went
25:38to jail, and I helped him out while in jail.
25:40So then when he got out, he was like, oopsie, and I got Trixie.
25:44That was a good gift.
25:46It was.
25:46It lasted 15 years.
25:47It was a nice apology.
25:48Where are we now?
25:56I hear Spanish music.
25:58Back to South America.
26:00Yep.
26:00Colombia.
26:03Is this India?
26:04It looks like Mexico.
26:06It does.
26:06A lot.
26:07Oh, Colombia.
26:09Colombia.
26:09Yeah.
26:11Are you ready to go do vataping?
26:14Can you pop the trunk?
26:14Do you move, baby.
26:19She kissed that dog more than she kissed Luke.
26:21Yeah.
26:22Real.
26:23Lucia is getting cut and things.
26:25Oh, look at him.
26:25He has the diaper bag and all the toys.
26:29Oh.
26:29Oh, new parents.
26:30Yeah.
26:31What kind of bed they got for those dogs?
26:33Too much expensive, unnecessary stuff.
26:37See, Moji just sleeps on a towel.
26:39Are you guys ready for three hours of try?
26:41Can you help me?
26:44Put this on this hanger.
26:46No, do it.
26:47You're ridiculous.
26:48She's like, I have the dogs in my hands.
26:51You have two arms.
26:52You can do it.
26:52That's a deal breaker right there.
26:54He's carrying all her clothes.
26:56I always load the car.
26:58You know why?
26:58Because I'm a better loader than you.
27:00I even like to stock the freezer.
27:02Because I know how to stock the freezer better than you.
27:04And you just throw everything.
27:05Yeah, you fix it better.
27:07Yeah, you know why?
27:08Because I used to work in the supermarket.
27:09Do you know what I think?
27:14Yeah.
27:15That dogs are a very good sense of character.
27:19Okay, now is not the time to be making jokes.
27:23I don't think she's a joking kind of woman.
27:25Are you surprised the dog did not heal everything?
27:28I am.
27:28I thought it was going to be better for a longer period.
27:30Ten minutes tops it was.
27:32Ten minutes tops.
27:33I don't know.
27:34I wouldn't even feel comfortable with a dog sitting on my lap while I'm dropping.
27:37Me either.
27:37A lot of people do that, but I feel it's dangerous because the dog can fall in there and you can have an accident.
27:45She always loves me more.
27:47So you want to go with your mama?
27:49And Kyra gonna have to love me more too.
27:54You barely take care of her.
27:56Do not tell her that.
27:59Uh-oh.
28:00Here we go.
28:01Oh my God.
28:02Here we go.
28:03If he just didn't talk ever, I think that they would have a great relationship.
28:07That's like most men.
28:07If most men just never talked.
28:09You never help.
28:10I always do everything.
28:11Oh, you don't say that to yourself.
28:15You leave your boxers in the floor smiling like a s**t.
28:23Oh, she said you got s**t boxers, Luke.
28:26You better be quiet before she aired your business out.
28:29She aired them boxers out.
28:30Look this.
28:33How I couldn't take the little, the bigger suitcase with this.
28:37Like I am the woman.
28:39I need to be straight like a queen.
28:41She's a dainty girl.
28:43She's not made to carry luggage.
28:45That's your job, Luke.
28:46Buy the dogs.
28:47Carry the luggage.
28:48Very easy.
28:49Yeah, you see these nails?
28:51You knew she wasn't doing any manual labor.
28:53Please.
28:55She's not helping with s**t.
28:59She got chicken wings.
29:00Yeah, me too.
29:00Just throw some hot sauce on those chicken wings.
29:03I don't have a strong arm either.
29:05Andy, your arms are stronger than hers.
29:07I get her though.
29:07I carry more stuff into the car and it's like,
29:09uh, hello, help.
29:12And you have no words because you know I'm saying the truth.
29:15Really?
29:16Yeah, really.
29:18Really?
29:19Yeah.
29:21You want me to do everything.
29:23I do the work.
29:24I pay the bills.
29:25I do this.
29:26I cook.
29:26I clean.
29:27I do like...
29:28Oh, oh, oh, Luke.
29:30Luke finally grew up here.
29:32He got puppy power.
29:34Only thing I do is just look.
29:35You argue with her, you just put the dog up like this.
29:38At least if you can't contribute,
29:41treat him with a little respect.
29:42Agreed.
29:43I think I like give you a pretty good life and...
29:46You think you give me a pretty good life?
29:49You think I already don't have a pretty good life?
29:54No.
29:55Look at her, look at her.
29:55That's why she, she don't even believe it.
29:56She's like, you think my life isn't good already?
29:58Gary?
30:02Gary better keep your eyes on the road.
30:03Well, if she can pay all of her bills, why ain't she doing it?
30:05Well, she's saying it because if she's going to be with the man,
30:08it's going to cost him and he has to pay.
30:10He has to be the provider.
30:11Maybe her philosophy isn't so bad.
30:13It kind of is your philosophy, my friend.
30:16You know this tunnel that they're in right here?
30:18Yes.
30:18It's eight miles long.
30:20Oh, wow.
30:20It's like...
30:21What should I do with that knowledge?
30:22I'm just letting you know.
30:23What do you want me to do?
30:24It's the longest...
30:25Thank you for telling me.
30:26It's the longest tunnel in like all of Columbia.
30:28That's so cool.
30:29It's like 15 miles.
30:30That's...
30:31Oh, that's cool.
30:32Thanks for the fun fact.
30:35You never made me happy.
30:37Exactly.
30:37So like, what are we doing here?
30:39Shut up.
30:41Oh, okay.
30:44Drop me off.
30:45Drop me off.
30:45That's what I said.
30:46Drop me off.
30:47I'll take...
30:47I'll take a taxi home.
30:49I bet he feels so stupid.
30:50Giving that dog up for two grand just to be going through this again?
30:54Man, you better take that dog back and get your money, bro.
30:58Respect goes both ways.
30:59No importa.
31:01I'm saying you need...
31:01You're gonna broke up this relationship.
31:05you.
31:06Oh, man.
31:07How long did you say the tunnel was?
31:09It's the tunnel.
31:10Oh, boy.
31:11It's 15 or 8 kilometer miles.
31:13Something or other.
31:14I get pissed off every time I'm in that tunnel because it's so claustrophobic.
31:18And I'm like...
31:18Like cat flavor.
31:19Yes.
31:20It's making it worse.
31:21I blame the tunnel.
31:22It's not your fault, girls.
31:23The tunnel.
31:24This is the third day of coffee and business is okay.
31:29It's not bad.
31:30Your tone says bad.
31:31Your tone, your face.
31:33They gotta start selling that Jenny spaghetti.
31:37Okay, here's the deal, Julian.
31:39We're gonna paint our favorite animal.
31:41You're gonna paint Mochi, the pup, and I'm going to paint Biscuit.
31:47I'm gonna help you.
31:49I want you to look at the shape and see what shape do you see in there.
31:52You know I'm not a good painter or dog.
31:53Okay, doesn't Mochi's head kind of look like a potato?
31:57Yeah.
31:57So I want you to paint a potato shape.
32:00I never got artist genes.
32:03Well, you're getting it now, honey buns.
32:06It's not as difficult as you think once you let your brain free from captivity.
32:12Well, I'm trying my best.
32:13All right, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, we are in India.
32:19Definitely India.
32:21Back in the restaurant.
32:23Good news, the moon.
32:27This is the third day of coffee and business is okay.
32:32It's not bad.
32:33Your tone says bad.
32:34Your tone, your face tells me everything.
32:36Oh, here's Mr. Positivity's coming in.
32:39They gotta start selling that Jenny spaghetti.
32:41I heard about Sumit's cafe from some of his friends.
32:47That he opened it and he didn't invite me in the inauguration.
32:50I don't know why.
32:52Uh-oh.
32:52I wonder what was up with that.
32:54Oh.
32:55Because you had me bad vibes.
32:57Well, and plus you didn't give him the greater deal as he thought he should get.
33:00On your used equipment.
33:02Meaning free.
33:03Mm-hmm.
33:03Come outside, I want to talk to you.
33:05Go have a coffee.
33:07How much is it?
33:0770 for the small and 90 for the big.
33:11It's too much.
33:1282 cents and a dollar something.
33:14Wow, that seems like a bargain.
33:16It's too much?
33:18What you talking about is too much?
33:20That's a good deal, mister.
33:22If you can't afford it, don't come to my cafe telling me it's too expensive.
33:25Just charge him extra just because she don't like him anyway.
33:28Sir, it's on me, okay?
33:30It's very expensive, though.
33:32It's on me.
33:33Also, now we're giving away free s***, huh, Jenny?
33:36It is the small, but she ain't going to give him the big one.
33:41Do you give tips?
33:42No, I will not.
33:45So you're going to back him?
33:46Mm.
33:47That's right.
33:47He don't tip.
33:49What a cheapskate.
33:50I like a generous guy, but in the right way.
33:54Do you think you will survive here?
33:57You don't have chefs.
33:59Your parents are cooking food.
34:01Who does that?
34:02It's called the family cafe.
34:04For a reason.
34:05Homeboy, listen.
34:06You need to take a chill pill, okay?
34:08Because that's my parents.
34:10They've been cooking since I was a little guy, and it tastes great.
34:13So those have been my chefs my whole entire life.
34:16More older people cook better because my grandma was cooking better than me.
34:20All those students were living away from their house.
34:23I want them to eat something and think about it like they are still with their family.
34:28That's right.
34:28Businessman, too.
34:30Businessman.
34:31Go, Samantha.
34:31Fend your business.
34:32That's right, Samantha.
34:33Fend your gold.
34:34Say, this is my damn restaurant.
34:35If you don't like it, get to stepping.
34:37You theme a place, and if it is a family cafe, you want the old lady to cook because she cooks the best.
34:43Three out of four of them here are senior citizens.
34:46So the food's probably good.
34:49And look, what he's ordering is coffee.
34:51Of one customer.
34:53Yeah, but there's hardly any customer over there.
34:57Maybe after hearing the price, he will go away.
34:58No.
34:59No, after he would have said that shit out, he just took his coffee and poured it out.
35:03It's like, get off these premises with your negativity, Rohit.
35:08Exactly.
35:09They'll let him come over next time.
35:10Banned him.
35:11Give him a criminal trespass warning.
35:12I really feel pressure because I want to prove him wrong and show him that we can be successful.
35:19I need to make this cafe work.
35:22I believe in Samit and Jenny and the family cafe.
35:25I think if they just keep on marketing and just letting out that positive energy, the business will come.
35:33Okay, Julian, it's time to show our masterpieces on the count of three.
35:38One, two, three.
35:40You're just like a spider.
35:49Even though it's hideous, I'm a little proud of it.
35:51It's kind of growing on me.
35:53Yeah.
35:53Let's put him in the art studio.
35:55That's your first endeavor.
35:57Next time on 90 Day Fiancé, The Other Way.
36:01Next time on.
36:03Nah, stupid.
36:04I don't know if I'm nervous for Manon to see me as a mime or to improvise for strangers.
36:11He went all the way to France to be a street performer?
36:14You could have did that in New York City.
36:16He would make a good mime.
36:18Yeah.
36:18I think it's adorable.
36:21What the ?
36:22Anthony, what the heck?
36:23What are you doing?
36:24What is wrong with you?
36:28That is such a turnoff, though.
36:30What am I, married to a clown?
36:32That's so...
36:33Monica.
36:33You can never have sex again.
36:35You're going to pay for that?
36:36Who pay you for that?
36:38Who pay for that?
36:39I don't want to pay you no money for that.
36:41That's whack.
36:42Welcome to the great outdoors.
36:44I love it.
36:45Really?
36:45It's so different from being in the city.
36:50That's mom.
36:51Hi, mom.
36:52What the frick, mom?
36:53Why are you calling during their camping trip?
36:55She said mom could call anytime.
36:57But that doesn't really mean anytime.
36:59She's going to call when you guys having sex.
37:01Like, whoa, what are you guys doing?
37:03Oh, we're here having sex.
37:04This dog.
37:04Oh, we're here having sex.
37:05This dog.
37:06I have been feeling shifts in my relationship with Matthew in the past six months.
37:14Shifts?
37:15Oh, is that a bad thing?
37:18Oh, looky there.
37:19It's great of mashin' taters.
37:21Damn, he beatin' that out of them potatoes in that pot.
37:23You're going to scratch that pot, girl.
37:25You're going to do that with that.
37:26Honey, I'm home.
37:28Hey.
37:29What's for the tears?
37:31Oh, no.
37:31Why she crying?
37:32Do you know how to cook?
37:33Was that the onions?
37:34Could you imagine coming home from a long day at work and your girlfriend's like crying?
37:38Hey.
37:39God, I hate my life.
37:40She's cooking the vegan food.
37:43Since I've arrived, all we've done is fight.
37:46I have doubt in my mind whether or not I'm the right person for you.
37:51Since you arrived, since you've been in a relationship.
37:54A little late to the game.
37:55A little late to the game, Luke.
37:57We don't make each other happy.
37:59What are we doing here?
38:00It looked like she wearing that dog on her body.
38:03That coat looked like it was made out of that dog.
38:06I'll tell you this.
38:06I'm ready for next week.
38:08I want to see my man in the street like this.
38:09Look.
38:12You kidding me?
38:13Oh, jeez.
38:15This episode was so good.
38:17Next week is going to take so long to get here because I want to know what's happening now.
38:19I know.
38:20Well, me too.
38:20But I'm excited for Thanksgiving this week, aren't you?
38:22Oh, yes.
38:23The food and all.
38:23Oh, we have to finish those pies.
38:25Actually, let's go fill them up.
38:26Come on.
38:26Yeah, have fun.
38:27Let's go.
38:27Come and help me.
38:28All right.
38:29Jeez, you lazy.
38:30I definitely want goats after watching Manon at the goat farm.
38:34And I saw the possibilities.
38:36We can do a goat yoga class or something.
38:38No, I ain't doing goat yoga.
38:40Let's paint with goats.
38:42Let's paint with mini doggies.
38:45Okay.
38:45Let's have a cheese and wine tasting with alpacas.
38:50Oh, gosh, Lee.
38:52Everything could happen.
38:53Everything.
39:02Gabe, are you coming or what?
39:04I'm stuck in a box.
39:06I'm stuck in a box.
39:07Oh, this looks good.
39:09Bring in the pie filling.
39:10Here it is.
39:11I got it.
39:12This is going to be so tasty, this pumpkin recipe that I got.
39:15Well, I can't wait to try this.
39:16It looks good.
39:17It looks good.
39:17I can smell it.
39:18I know.
39:19Well, let's put it in the oven.
39:20How long?
39:21It'll be 40 minutes, and then we'll come back and get it.
39:25Do I get to eat it in 40 minutes?
39:27No, this isn't for tonight.
39:28Oh, I have to wait till tomorrow?
39:30Oh, wow.
39:32It's such a process.
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