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00:10Well, what do you think?
00:28Looks like we're getting married then.
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01:45Look, I've got underwear that's older than you, love.
01:46We're good for it.
01:47Yeah!
01:48We're good for it.
01:49Yeah!
01:50Yeah!
01:51She owns the pub around the corner.
01:52So you know where to find us.
01:53I don't care.
01:54We don't do tables.
01:55If you guys can't pay, I'm going to kick you out.
01:56Alright!
01:57OK!
01:58No, no, no, no.
01:59You're not!
02:00Little bits jobs worth it!
02:01And go and call Cindy.
02:02Go on.
02:03I'm going to talk to your manager.
02:07Alright, ready?
02:08One.
02:09Two.
02:10Three.
02:11Run!
02:12What?
02:13Oh, no, I am going to jump in.
02:15No!
02:26Well, that's ten confirmed, at least.
02:29Enough for a five-a-side kickabout, but still.
02:32Do you want a drink?
02:34I lied to you, Cal.
02:38Vote your dad.
02:39Oh, I love a surprise.
02:41And I love a wedding.
02:42So, a surprise wedding, it's like my dream scenario.
02:45Yeah.
02:46Well, having a plus one who actually shows up, that's my dream scenario.
02:49Let's just hope it doesn't turn into a nightmare.
02:53Er, anyway, who wants a top-up from the granny of the groom?
02:57And for your information, I am officially Mrs. Bill again, as of this morning, I decided.
03:04So the family get a two-for-one today.
03:06Nice.
03:07Er, so here's to love and surprises.
03:10Cheers.
03:11Here you go.
03:12Cheers, Cal.
03:14Thank you, ladies.
03:16Now, Kim Fox presents to you the soon-to-be Baddie Bill Bride.
03:22Oh, you look gorgeous.
03:23Yeah, you look beautiful, Lauren.
03:24And Peter said he found this in your bookmarks, so he's got you sussed, didn't he?
03:37Er, do you want help trying it on?
03:39No, don't worry.
03:40Just need a little bit of time on my own, that's all.
03:43Oh, well, what the bride wants, the bride shall get.
03:45So come on, you're not in the kitchen.
03:46Yep.
03:47Well done, Denise!
03:49I'm working.
03:50I've got the bottle.
03:51It's nice.
03:52I'm doing.
03:53Well, I'm guessing this ain't girl trouble.
03:58That'd be the last port-a-call for that.
04:00This stuff with Ravi's gone too far.
04:01I can't do it anymore.
04:02If Ravi or that idiot have hurt you, then I'll...
04:03It's not that I'm worried about.
04:04And Kojo doesn't deserve to be in danger.
04:05Maybe I do, but I can't keep him safe if I can't keep myself safe, can I?
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04:35I can't do it.
04:36I said I didn't need your help, Mum, but I do.
04:38I'm stuck.
04:39Oh, sweetheart.
04:40You know, when you were younger, we took you to a million of these.
04:49They were death traps back then.
04:52Sheer drops, rusty nails.
04:55You loved it.
04:58And your dad, well, he's a right worrier.
05:01He used to follow you everywhere.
05:03He held your hand in case you fell.
05:06And I used to say, let him fall.
05:08He'll only do it once.
05:10But he still followed you.
05:14Maybe he was right and I was wrong, eh?
05:16First time for everything.
05:20Darling.
05:22You're not stuck.
05:25Okay?
05:28You just need a hand.
05:33Sorry, Carol.
05:35I just...
05:37I wanted to make things better for you.
05:42I've been on the phone all morning.
05:44Trying to convince people to come to the funeral of a man who was ashamed of me.
05:49I'm so stupid.
05:50No, you're not stupid.
05:51No, I am.
05:52I am.
05:54Because even if he said what he said to him, what difference would it make?
05:58He wouldn't change what he did to us.
06:01He wouldn't change who he was.
06:05And yet who I am is still desperate for his love.
06:12What's more stupid than that, eh?
06:13Callum, Callum, Callum, you are not stupid, okay?
06:20You are one of the best people that I've ever met.
06:27And what I did, I did it out of...
06:31I would have loved to have seen her face when she'd come back.
06:50What does she think we are, thieves?
06:51Well, we did do a runner, Anne, to be fair.
06:53Fair point.
06:54Yeah, and it is also...
06:55It's against policy.
06:57Well, on principle, we walked out.
06:59I mean, I don't know why you're defending her.
07:01She nicked your job.
07:03She's lucky I didn't slap her.
07:05You're 40.
07:07At your age.
07:10Oh, we should go and settle up.
07:12I didn't stay here for more trouble.
07:13Oh, come on, Stacey.
07:14It's what we do.
07:15It was funny.
07:16It weren't funny.
07:17No?
07:18Let's have a family vote, then.
07:19Hands up who thought that was funny.
07:23It was funny.
07:25You see?
07:26Who needs Brazil when you've got all this entertainment, eh?
07:30Yeah, well, I'll say later.
07:31Oh, yeah.
07:32Oh, yeah.
07:47Listen, Coach.
08:04You ain't gonna do all of this, you know?
08:07My brother used to help me when I got hurt.
08:10So I'm helping you.
08:12Could be nice to say.
08:13Friendship doubles joy and half-sorrow.
08:17You're my friend.
08:18It's what friends do.
08:21Yeah.
08:23I've got a brother, too, but he ain't ever helped me.
08:26Are you OK?
08:28Were you scared?
08:29All you stupid people don't get scared.
08:30And I ain't stupid, sure.
08:33These people, will they come back?
08:35No stress about that.
08:37Ain't no one coming back.
08:38If I'm your friend, like you say, then you've just got to trust me, eh?
08:44I trust you.
09:01Mum?
09:04Where you going?
09:05Well, I'd better go until Eve that the staff search is off, eh?
09:09You sure?
09:10Well, Kat's right, isn't she?
09:12I miss the entertainment.
09:14Yeah, when it's fun.
09:16What happens when it all kicks off again?
09:20You've got to put yourself first on purpose, Mum.
09:22I want you to be happy, so just make sure the scene is what's going to really make you happy.
09:28Hmm.
09:28You all right, Lauren?
09:35Oi, your wedding's that way.
09:43You all right?
09:48I don't know if I can do this.
09:51Don't worry, yeah?
09:53I'll handle it.
09:53Do you take after your mum or your dad?
10:02I'd take after my dad.
10:04You know, when I was 15, we moved to this estate in Shadwell.
10:09And the bloke at the chippy, he gave me a pat on the bum with my bag of chips.
10:13When my dad found out, he went down there and he put that hand in the deep flat fryer.
10:20Then he bought us the Chinese on.
10:23I want to get to the point.
10:25Oh, sorry.
10:26Yeah.
10:27The point is, Harry ain't cut out for the dark stuff.
10:31And he wants out.
10:33He also owes me a lot of money.
10:36So until he pays me back, he works for me.
10:38OK.
10:41And, um, who do you work for, Ravi?
10:44Is it the big boys that I put you in contact with?
10:48Because guess what?
10:50I've still got their numbers.
10:53A couple of calls.
10:55Might end up being someone you care about that gets hurt next.
10:58Now, look.
11:00I don't want to do that, OK?
11:01In fact, I'm going to settle Harry's death.
11:05Well, half of it.
11:07Because I think the time he's served already has to count for something.
11:10Right?
11:13He wants out.
11:16And though you are good at this, maybe you should get out too.
11:21Because you've got a family to think about.
11:25And so do I.
11:26So you give me a few days to find that money.
11:31Or I'm going to make them calls.
11:41What do you mean, lost?
11:43I mean, she's not a set of car keys.
11:44You can't lose her.
11:45Well, come on, Denise.
11:46Look, look, she kind of got far.
11:48Unless she got a train.
11:49Or a bus.
11:50Or a cab.
11:51Oh, great.
11:52Listen, listen.
11:53Peter can't find out, all right?
11:54And neither can Cindy.
11:56The last thing she needs is any more ammo.
11:58Please, just get back out there and find her.
12:01All right.
12:02Yeah, all right.
12:04Come on, Paul.
12:06Yeah, we're done.
12:07I'm going to get around and have a moment.
12:11I wanted him to be spontaneous, and he's definitely done that.
12:14I wanted him to sweep me off my feet, and he has done.
12:19But, you know, I just...
12:21I feel like you shouldn't have to ask for those things.
12:24I mean, maybe...
12:26Maybe Peter just isn't what I want.
12:30Maybe being happily married, it just doesn't run in the family.
12:34You know?
12:35I don't...
12:36I don't want to wake up one morning and...
12:39and realise that I'm...
12:41I'm not boring.
12:43I'm just bored.
12:46I don't want to break his heart.
12:48I don't want...
12:50I don't want my dad to break my mum's heart.
12:53I love him.
13:09And he's an amazing dad.
13:14And he bought me the most perfect dress.
13:17And he gets everything right.
13:19He does everything right.
13:19So why am I running away?
13:25Maybe Penny's right.
13:28I mean, I should be jealous of other women.
13:30I should be desperate to get that ring on my finger.
13:32But...
13:36What if I don't want to be tucked up in bed by nine o'clock?
13:42What if that's not...
13:44what love is to me?
13:46What if that's not going to be enough for me?
13:49I used to say the same about Martin.
13:55Dependable, safe.
13:58Comfortable Martin.
14:00I mean, I ran away from that more times than I could count.
14:03But at the end of the day, all I wanted was him.
14:08His stupid jokes.
14:11Laying on the settee with a bag of crisps on his belly.
14:15Him.
14:21Just him.
14:23That was all I needed.
14:27I realised that too late.
14:32I went looking for excitement.
14:34It never lasts.
14:36Looking for perfection.
14:37It's never there.
14:38So if you're confusing boredom with comfort,
14:41then imagine an uncomfortable life.
14:44Do you love him?
14:48Yeah.
14:48Do you trust him?
14:50Can you depend on him?
14:52More importantly, do you still fancy him?
14:59Well, it sounds like enough to me.
15:00You know, I don't know if Peter is your Martin.
15:09But I do know he don't deserve to be stood over there waiting, so...
15:14You've got to make a choice, Lauren.
15:18Just pray you don't regret it.
15:20So he snuffed out your fire, did he?
15:37The honesty gene.
15:39You don't get that from me, let me tell you.
15:42So you knew too, then?
15:43Only just.
15:44But I also knew he would tell you the truth.
15:47Because he's a good boy with a good heart.
15:51That's a you.
15:52Which is why you're so well-suited together.
15:58Don't play coy, Callum.
16:00I've seen the way you look at each other.
16:02When you love someone,
16:05you'll do anything to take their pain away.
16:08Like your kid with a cough, or...
16:11your lover's deadbeat dad trauma.
16:14That's love.
16:16And he loves you.
16:18And you know it.
16:22Take it from me.
16:24Don't be too quick to throw love away.
16:28Even when it hurts you.
16:32No, nothing.
16:45No, no, straight through to voicemail.
16:48You checked Harry's barn?
16:49Yeah, yeah, we checked every bar.
16:51This is a run, I'm not a relapse.
16:53You can't blame her.
16:54I mean, look,
16:55if Harry was to surprise me with her wedding,
16:58his ears would be ringing,
16:59and not with wedding bells, let me tell you.
17:01I don't get it.
17:02I know she was nervous,
17:04but what was she like today?
17:07I don't know.
17:10Right, well, uh,
17:12I think it's time to call Ian.
17:16Oh.
17:18I'm not too late, am I?
17:19Oh, thank God, Holly.
17:21Everything okay?
17:23You all right?
17:24Yeah, I am now.
17:26You sure?
17:26Right, what he's going on.
17:29You lot couldn't find a boob in a brothel.
17:37I'll go back to the Vic.
17:39Yeah.
17:42Right.
17:42I'd better get my dress on, innit?
17:45Yay!
17:46Finally!
17:47Get on the dress!
17:48Woo!
17:50Leave it.
17:53Well, that's it.
17:54One bag of prawn crackers.
17:55Bit tight, innit?
17:56Yeah, and these chips are so dry as well.
17:58Oh, did either of you pay for it?
17:59No.
17:59I don't think so,
18:00so stop moaning,
18:01or I'll give you something to moan about.
18:04You all right?
18:05Yeah.
18:09Here you go.
18:12Just needs a cup of tea.
18:17Are you joking?
18:19You've been like a fart in a hurricane the last few days.
18:21You said we'd all eat dinner together.
18:23Yeah, it won't be long.
18:24All right.
18:33And you saw her?
18:34Like, she's definitely coming.
18:35Yes, of course she is.
18:37And with a little bit of luck,
18:39we're going to have to pay the officiant overtime.
18:41They've nearly got the same decorations as we had.
18:45Ten for execution,
18:46zero for imagination.
18:48But imitation is a form of flattery, isn't it?
18:52Yeah, ma.
18:53But they're going to struggle to imitate our wedding night.
18:56Don't.
18:57Totally.
19:01Try.
19:02Try to see it.
19:03She's here.
19:03I'm sorry.
19:05Try to see it.
19:07Try to see it.
19:09Keep it up.
19:13Yeah.
19:14Come on.
19:16There's shit.
19:20But it's all about you.
19:25It's all about you, baby.
19:27It's all about you, it's all about you, it's all about you, baby.
19:36It's all about you, it's all about you, it's all about you, it's all about you.
19:44You look beautiful.
19:49Hello and welcome to the marriage of Peter Beale and Lauren Branning.
19:54Woo!
19:55I'd like to invite Peter to say a few words he's prepared.
20:00Yeah.
20:07I'll finish the cab. I won't be long.
20:10Don't worry about me.
20:12My light has us taking over your shift.
20:15Police the car through.
20:17It's a good egg, that one.
20:24Shame you go crack a couple to make an omelette though, innit?
20:29Is it worth it?
20:31All of this.
20:32It can't be, right?
20:33Do you know that?
20:34Listen, forget all of that.
20:35It's too late to learn the trade.
20:36Once you're in, you're in.
20:37It's too late as boss.
20:38You're done.
20:39What?
20:40Don't ask questions.
20:41Just like mommy you had.
20:42So get out.
20:43This is the right call.
20:44This place is done.
20:45He ain't up to it.
20:46So you find a new cold draw.
20:47Fresh start, we go again.
20:48This place is done.
20:49He ain't up to it.
20:50So you find a new cold draw.
20:51Fresh start, we go again.
20:52Harry's gone because he's worth less than his debt.
20:59And as for this place, what we'll find is, we have to go back to the Alpha Team.
21:14What's going on?
21:17He's gone because he's worth less than his debt.
21:20Well, we ain't got enough time to find anywhere else.
21:23We need it.
21:24To make up the money we've lost.
21:28So you had your little rest.
21:35Now it's time to go to work.
21:44And you will always have my heart.
21:46And that's why I will love you till death do us part.
21:59Now, obviously the bride hasn't had long to prepare.
22:02But if she'd like to say a few words.
22:11Well, for the record, I did do a runner earlier.
22:13I just...
22:17I came in here and I just felt really overwhelmed.
22:22To tell you the truth, I didn't know if we needed to get married or even...
22:28I didn't know if I wanted to get married either.
22:32Lock the door, Denise.
22:33But I came to my senses.
22:41Because I love you.
22:43And I trust you.
22:46I depend on you.
22:48And most of all...
22:50I still fancy you.
22:51So even though you might be a little bit more Noel Edmonds than Noel Gallagher.
22:58And you like to be tucked up in bed by nine.
23:03I'm just...
23:05I'm so lucky.
23:07I get the opportunity to...
23:09To marry the person that I've always loved.
23:15You're the one, Peter.
23:19You always have been.
23:22You are all I need.
23:24You and...
23:26Our beautiful little family.
23:28You make me happy.
23:30And that is what love is to me.
23:32Aww.
23:41Er...
23:42You may kiss the bride.
23:45Come on.
23:46Is she taken?
24:00No.
24:04Johnny, I'm sorry.
24:06No, no, no, no.
24:07I'm sorry.
24:09That man did not deserve you as a son, Cal.
24:12Look, I just...
24:13I can't.
24:14I know.
24:16No, my old man...
24:17I tried to snuff my light out.
24:19And for years I let him do it.
24:22Now I've actually got someone who wants me to shine.
24:27And I'm not gonna throw that away.
24:34I didn't like this one.
24:36You're happy though, right?
24:37You're happy with it.
24:38You're happy with it.
24:43So, how do you think Noel Edmonds did with the flowers and the dress?
24:47Yeah.
24:48Yeah, you did well.
24:49And the song?
24:50It's better when you ain't playing it.
24:52Oh, same.
24:54I'm glad you didn't do a run-up.
24:56Yeah, me too.
24:57Oh.
25:01She seems happy, don't she?
25:03Yeah.
25:04You better keep it that way.
25:05Well, maybe you should have a word.
25:06Give him some of your top husband tips.
25:09Eh?
25:11She looks stunning.
25:13I'm an artist.
25:15We...
25:16We are artists.
25:18Ah, good luck to him.
25:19Marriage is hard work.
25:20Hey, excuse me.
25:21Mrs Merrim, so is organising a wedding.
25:22All right.
25:23I don't know why we need a goodbye drink for Stasen since not leaving.
25:26Listen, if you stop marrying, yeah, I'll make it up to you later.
25:30Jack, you hear that?
25:32Big birthday to Alfie.
25:41Gina?
25:47I'm sorry, all right?
25:50I'm sorry about today.
25:51I'm sorry about everything.
25:52I just...
25:54I've been really stuck.
25:56But I'm not now.
25:57Yeah.
25:58Yeah, well, you and me both, Harry.
25:59No, no.
26:00I mean it, G.
26:01I like you.
26:02Like, really, really like you.
26:04And from now on, it's just you and me.
26:06No distractions.
26:07Just us.
26:08If you give me another chance, I will not let you down.
26:17Right, fine.
26:18You said you wanted to dance, yeah?
26:19Yeah?
26:20Yeah.
26:21Well, I am going to dance until you come and stop me.
26:33You better get comfy, babe, because I'll do this all night.
26:35This is the mechanic.
26:36Can it?
26:37No.
26:38All right.
26:39Anything to stop that.
26:43Hey, listen up, everybody.
26:45Ladies, the time you've been waiting for is bouquet time!
26:49Yes!
26:50Now, listen up, listen up.
26:51Fellas, do me a favour, all right?
26:53I've got a rule here.
26:54Do not be tripping up your other halves, okay?
26:57Right, you got this, Lauren?
26:58All yours, sweetheart.
27:04You gonna get in the line, then?
27:05Nah.
27:06No chance.
27:07One day you're gonna find someone special again.
27:09That's what Martin would have wanted.
27:10Just stop moping about and get in the line.
27:16Well, I owe you one, don't lie, so I'll aim for you.
27:19Come on, please!
27:21All right.
27:22Get up!
27:23All right!
27:24Come on, girls!
27:25Get ready!
27:26No, no, no!
27:27Wait a minute!
27:28Whoever cashes his bouquet, all right?
27:29No more surprise weddings.
27:30But enough surprises in one lifetime.
27:32All right, only three.
27:33Okay.
27:34One!
27:35Yes!
27:36Two!
27:49Must be my lucky day.
27:50Can I get on the floor?
27:52Five, seven, three, two.
27:53No, no, no.
27:54No.
27:56No, no, no, no.
27:57No, no, no, no, no.
27:58No, no, no.
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