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EastEnders 30th September 2025
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00:00Music
00:10Well, what do you think?
00:28Looks like we're getting married then.
00:29Woo-hoo!
00:38Yep.
00:59Brazil's rubbish anyway.
01:09Exactly. What they got, what we ain't.
01:10The beaches, beautiful weather, like loads of things.
01:13Oh, darling, we've got Southend, sunshine, sometimes.
01:16But the most important thing is we've got our Stacey,
01:18and that's the only S that matters.
01:20Well, I've got a meeting about another cleaning job.
01:22Some of us have still got to work.
01:24I told you I'm guesting today, not hosting.
01:26I'm so happy you're staying.
01:28Mum, are you sure you're all right?
01:32Yeah, we'll be when you stop asking.
01:34So, I told you, no more shots.
01:35Lighten up. We're celebrating.
01:38Hey, you need to pay for this.
01:40I told you, just put it on a tab.
01:41I told you we don't do tabs.
01:43Why not?
01:44Exactly.
01:45Look, I've got underwear that's older than you, love.
01:47We're good for it.
01:49Yeah.
01:49She owns a pub around the corner, so you know where to find us.
01:52I don't care. We don't do tabs.
01:54If you guys can't pay, I'm going to kick you out.
01:55All right, all right.
01:56No, no, no, you're not.
01:58Little bitch's job's worth it and go and call Cindy.
02:01Go on.
02:02I'm going to talk to your manager.
02:06All right, ready?
02:08One, two, three.
02:09All right.
02:12What?
02:12Oh, that's ten confirmed, at least.
02:29Enough for a five-a-side kickabout, but still.
02:32Do you want a drink?
02:32I lied to you, Cal.
02:35I lied to you, Cal.
02:38Right, your dad?
02:39Oh, I love a surprise.
02:41And I love a wedding.
02:42So, a surprise wedding.
02:44It's like my dream scenario.
02:45Yeah.
02:46We're having a plus one who actually shows up.
02:47That's my dream scenario.
02:48Let's just hope it doesn't turn into a nightmare.
02:53Anyway, who wants a top-up from the granny of the groom?
02:57And for your information, I am officially Mrs. Bill again, as of this morning, I decided.
03:04So, the family get a two-for-one today.
03:06Nice.
03:07So, here's to love and surprises.
03:10Cheers.
03:11Cheers, Cal.
03:13Thank you, ladies.
03:15Now, Kim Fox presents to you the soon-to-be Baddie Bill Bride.
03:23Oh, you look gorgeous.
03:26Yeah, you look beautiful, Lauren.
03:28And Peter said he found this in your bookmarks.
03:34So, he's got to use us, didn't he?
03:35Do you want help trying it on?
03:39No, don't worry.
03:40Just need a little bit of time on my own, that's all.
03:43Oh, well, what the bride wants, the bride she'll get.
03:45So, come on, you're not in the kitchen.
03:47Well done, Denise.
03:49I've got my pen.
03:50I've got the bottle.
03:50It's amazing.
04:05Well, I'm guessing this ain't girl trouble.
04:11So, I'd be the last port of call for that.
04:14This stuff with Ravi's gone too far.
04:18I can't do it anymore.
04:20If Ravi or that idiot have hurt you, then...
04:21It's not that I'm worried about.
04:22And Kojo don't deserve to be in danger.
04:26Maybe I do, but I can't keep him safe if I can't keep myself safe, can I?
04:33I can't do it.
04:35I said I didn't need your help, Mum, but I do.
04:38I'm stuck.
04:39Oh, sweetheart.
04:45You know, when you were younger, we took them to a million of these.
04:50They were death traps back then.
04:52Sheer drops, rusty nails.
04:55You loved it.
04:58And your dad, well, he was a right worrier.
05:01He used to follow you everywhere.
05:04He held your hand in case you fell.
05:06And I used to say, let him fall.
05:07He'll only do it once.
05:10But he still followed you.
05:14Maybe he was right and I was wrong, eh?
05:16First time for everything.
05:20Darling.
05:22You're not stuck.
05:25Okay?
05:27You just need a hand.
05:33Sorry, Carol.
05:35I just...
05:36I wanted to make things better for you.
05:42Now, I've been on the phone on morning.
05:44Trying to convince people to come to the funeral of a man who was ashamed of me.
05:49I'm so stupid.
05:50No, you're not stupid.
05:51No, I am.
05:52I am.
05:53Because even if he said what he said to him, what difference would I make?
05:59Wouldn't change what he did to us.
06:01Wouldn't change who he was.
06:06And yet who I am is still desperate for his love.
06:12What's more stupid than that, eh?
06:13Callum, Callum, you are not stupid.
06:19Okay?
06:20You are one of the best people.
06:24That I've ever met.
06:27Not what I did.
06:30I did it out of...
06:31I would have loved to have seen her face when she'd come back.
06:50What does she think?
06:50We are thieves.
06:51Well, we did do a runner, and to be fair...
06:53Fair point.
06:54Yeah, and it is also...
06:55It's against policy.
06:57Well, on principle, we walked out.
06:59I mean, I don't know why you're defending her.
07:01She nicked your job.
07:03She's lucky I didn't slap her.
07:05You're 40.
07:07At your age.
07:10Oh, we should go and settle up.
07:12I didn't stay for more trouble.
07:13Oh, come on, Stacey.
07:14It's what we do.
07:15It was funny.
07:16It weren't funny.
07:17No?
07:18Let's have a family vote, then.
07:19Hands up who thought that was funny.
07:21It was funny.
07:22It was funny.
07:25See?
07:26Who needs Brazil when you've got all this entertainment, eh?
07:30Yeah, and I'll say later.
07:51Listen, Coach.
08:04You ain't gonna do all of this, you know?
08:06You ain't gonna do all this.
08:07My brother used to help me when I got hurt.
08:10So I'm helping you.
08:12Could be news to say.
08:14Friendship doubles joy and half sorrow.
08:17You're my friend.
08:18It's what friends do.
08:18You ain't gonna do all this.
08:20You ain't gonna do all this.
08:21Yeah.
08:23I've got a brother too, but he ain't ever helped me.
08:26Are you okay?
08:28Were you scared?
08:29All you stupid people don't get scared.
08:30Nah, you're stupid, sure.
08:33These people, will they come back?
08:35No stress about that.
08:37Ain't no one coming back.
08:38If I'm your friend, like you say, then you just gotta trust me, eh?
08:44I trust you.
09:01Mum?
09:04Where you going?
09:05Well, I'd better go and tell Eve that the staff search is off, eh?
09:09You sure?
09:10Well, Kat's right, isn't she?
09:12I miss the entertainment.
09:14Yeah, when it's fun.
09:16What happens when it all kicks off again?
09:20You've got to put yourself first sometimes, Mum.
09:22I want you to be happy, so just make sure that staying is what's gonna really make you happy.
09:34You all right, Lauren?
09:36Oi, your wedding's that way.
09:43You all right?
09:48I don't know if I can do this.
09:51Don't worry, yeah?
09:53I'll handle it.
09:58Do you take after your mum or your dad?
10:01I take after my dad.
10:04You know, when I was 15, we moved to this estate in Shagwell.
10:08And the bloke at the chippy, he gave me a pat on the bum with my bag of chips.
10:14When my dad found out, he went down there, he put that hand in the deep fat fryer.
10:19Then he bought us the Chinese on.
10:23I want to get to the point.
10:25Oh, sorry.
10:26Yeah.
10:27The point is, Harry ain't cut out for the dark stuff.
10:31And he wants out.
10:32But he also owes me a lot of money.
10:36So until he pays me back, he works for me.
10:39Okay.
10:41And, um, who do you work for, Ravi?
10:44Is it the big boys that I put you in contact with?
10:48Because guess what?
10:50I've still got their numbers.
10:53A couple of calls.
10:54Might end up being someone you care about that gets hurt next.
10:59Now, look.
11:00I don't want to do that.
11:01Okay?
11:01In fact, I'm going to settle Harry's death.
11:05Well, half of it.
11:07Because I think the time he's served already has to count for something.
11:10Right?
11:13He wants out.
11:16And though you are good at this, maybe you should get out too.
11:22Because you've got a family to think about.
11:24And so do I.
11:27So you give me a few days to find that money.
11:31Or I'm going to make them calls.
11:41What do you mean, lost?
11:43I mean, she's not a set of car keys.
11:44You can't lose her.
11:45Well, come on, Denise.
11:46So look, innit?
11:47No, she can't have got far.
11:48Unless she got a train.
11:49Or a bus.
11:50Or a cab.
11:51Oh, great.
11:52Listen, listen.
11:53Peter can't find out, all right?
11:54And neither can Cindy.
11:56The last thing she needs is any more ammo.
11:58Please, just get back out there.
12:00And find her.
12:01All right.
12:02Yeah, all right.
12:03I wanted him to be spontaneous, and he's definitely done that.
12:14I wanted him to sweeten me off my feet, and he has done.
12:18And, you know, I feel like you shouldn't have to ask for those things.
12:25I mean, maybe Peter just isn't what I want.
12:31Maybe being happily married just doesn't run in the family.
12:34You know?
12:35I don't want to wake up one morning and realise I'm not boring.
12:43I'm just bored.
12:46I don't want to break his heart.
12:49I don't.
12:50Not like my dad broke my mum's heart.
12:53I love him.
13:10And he's an amazing dad.
13:14And he bought me the most perfect dress.
13:17And he gets everything right.
13:19He does everything right.
13:19So why am I running away?
13:25Maybe Penny's right.
13:28I mean, I should be jealous of other women.
13:30I should be desperate to get that ring on my finger.
13:33But what if I don't want to be tucked up in bed by nine o'clock?
13:42What if that's not what love is to me?
13:46What if that's not going to be enough for me?
13:49I used to say the same about Martin.
13:55Dependable, safe, comfortable Martin.
14:00I mean, I ran away from that more times than I could count.
14:03But at the end of the day, all I wanted was him.
14:08His stupid jokes.
14:10Laying on the settee with a bag of crisps on his belly.
14:19Him.
14:21Just him.
14:23That was all I needed.
14:24I realised that too late.
14:32I went looking for excitement.
14:34It never lasts.
14:36Looking for perfection.
14:37It's never there.
14:38So if you're confusing boredom with comfort, then...
14:42Well, imagine an uncomfortable life.
14:44Do you love him?
14:48Yeah.
14:48Do you trust him?
14:50Can you depend on him?
14:52More importantly, do you still fancy him?
14:59Well, it sounds like enough to me.
15:00You know, I don't know if Peter is your Martin.
15:09But I do know he don't deserve to be stood over there waiting, so...
15:14You've got to make a choice, Lauren.
15:18Just pray you don't regret it.
15:20So he snuffed out your fire, did he?
15:37The honesty gene.
15:40You don't get that from me, let me tell you.
15:42So you knew too, then?
15:43Only just.
15:45But I also knew he would tell you the truth.
15:47Because he's a good boy with a good heart.
15:50That's a you.
15:52Which is why you're so well-suited together.
15:58Don't play coy, Callum.
16:00I've seen the way you look at each other.
16:03When you love someone,
16:05you'll do anything to take their pain away.
16:08Like your kid with a cough, or...
16:11your lover's deadbeat dad trauma.
16:14That's love.
16:16And he loves you.
16:18And you know it.
16:20Take it from me.
16:25Don't be too quick.
16:26Just throw love away.
16:28Even when it hurts you.
16:29No, nothing.
16:45No, no, straight through to voicemail.
16:48You checked Harry's barn?
16:49Yeah, yeah, we checked every bar.
16:50This is a run-up, not a relapse.
16:53You can't blame her.
16:54I mean, look,
16:55if Harry was a surprise for me with her wedding,
16:58his ears would be ringing,
16:59and not with wedding bells, let me tell you.
17:01I don't get it.
17:02I know she was nervous,
17:04but what was she like today?
17:05I don't know.
17:10Right, well, uh,
17:12I think it's time to call Ian.
17:16Oh.
17:18I'm not too late, am I?
17:19Oh, thank God, Holly.
17:21Everything okay?
17:23You all right?
17:23Yeah, I am now.
17:26Are you sure?
17:27Right, what is going on?
17:29You lot couldn't find a boob in a brothel.
17:37I'll go back to the Vic.
17:39Yeah.
17:42Right.
17:43I'd better get my dress on, then.
17:45Yay!
17:46Get on the dress!
17:48Woo!
17:50Leave it.
17:50Well, that's it.
17:54One bag of prawn crackers.
17:55A bit tight, isn't it?
17:56Yeah, and these chips are so dry as well.
17:58Uh, did either of you pay for it?
17:59No.
18:00I don't think so,
18:00so stop moaning,
18:01or I'll give you something to moan about.
18:04You all right?
18:06Yeah.
18:09Get on.
18:12Just need to pop up.
18:17Are you joking?
18:18You've been like a fart in a hurricane the last few days.
18:21You said we'd all eat dinner together.
18:23Yeah, it won't be long.
18:25All right.
18:33And you saw her.
18:34Like, she's definitely coming.
18:35Yes, of course she is.
18:37And with a little bit of luck,
18:39we won't have to pay the officiant overtime.
18:40Not definitely.
18:41I've got the same decorations as we had.
18:45Ten for execution.
18:46Zero for imagination.
18:48But imitation is a form of flattery, isn't it?
18:52Yeah, ma.
18:53But you're gonna struggle to imitate our wedding night, though.
18:57Totally.
18:57All right.
19:01Try. Try to see.
19:03She's here.
19:07Try.
19:08Try.
19:09Try.
19:09Try.
19:09Try.
19:10Try.
19:10Try.
19:10Try.
19:10Try.
19:11Try.
19:11Try.
19:11Try.
19:12Try.
19:12Try.
19:13Try.
19:13Try.
19:14Try.
19:14Try.
19:15Try.
19:15Try.
19:16Try.
19:16Try.
19:17Try.
19:17It's all about you, baby.
19:28It's all about you.
19:32It's all about you, baby.
19:35It's all about you.
19:39It's all about you.
19:43You look beautiful.
19:45Hello, and welcome to the marriage of Peter Beale and Lauren Branning.
19:56I'd like to invite Peter to say a few words he's prepared.
20:07I'll finish the cab. I won't be long.
20:10Don't worry about me.
20:12My life has us taken over your shift.
20:15Police took off to him.
20:23It's a good egg, that one.
20:26Shame you've got to crack a couple to make a number, though, ain't it?
20:30Is it worth it?
20:33All of this.
20:35It can't be, right?
20:37You know that.
20:38Listen, forget all of that.
20:39It's too late to learn a trade.
20:41Once you're in, you're in.
20:42It's too late, it's boss.
20:49You're done.
20:51What?
20:51Don't ask questions.
20:53Just like mummy you had.
20:55So get out.
20:56This is the right call.
21:05This place is done.
21:08He ain't up to it.
21:10So we find a new cojo.
21:13Fresh start, we go again.
21:14Harry's gone because it's worth less than his debt.
21:20And as for this place,
21:22well, we ain't got enough time to find anywhere else.
21:24We need it.
21:25To make up the money we've lost.
21:29So you had your little rest.
21:30And you know I've got my cake cut.
21:33I'll be waiting when you break cut.
21:35I'll never change up.
21:36Now it's time to go to work.
21:37I can be your will.
21:39You can be my jader.
21:40You can keep a drill.
21:41You know I'm the type of guy to get out.
21:43I feel one and all it's in my boxes.
21:44And you will always have my heart.
21:48And that's why I will love you till death do us part.
21:53Now, obviously, the bride hasn't had long to prepare.
22:02But if she'd like to say a few words.
22:11Well, for the record, I did do a run at earlier.
22:15I just...
22:17I came in here and I just felt really overwhelmed.
22:23To tell you the truth, I didn't know if we needed to get married.
22:27Or even...
22:29I didn't know if I wanted to get married, either.
22:32Lock the door, Denise.
22:37But I came to my senses.
22:40Because I love you.
22:43And I trust you.
22:46I depend on you.
22:49Most of all...
22:50I still fancy you.
22:53So, even though you might be a little bit more Noel Edmonds than Noel Gallagher.
22:58And you like to be tucked up in bed by nine.
23:03I'm just...
23:04I'm so lucky.
23:07I get the opportunity to...
23:09To marry the person that I've always loved.
23:15You're the one, Peter.
23:16You always have been.
23:22You are all I need.
23:23You and...
23:25Our beautiful little family.
23:27You make me happy.
23:30And that is what love is to me.
23:32You may kiss the bride.
23:43That's what I need.
23:43You're the one.
23:44I'm so lucky.
23:44I'm so lucky.
23:46I want you to be happy.
23:47Are you happy?
23:48I'm so lucky.
23:49Are you happy?
23:49I've had our own fight?
23:49Do you want me to be happy?
23:50No.
23:50Do you want me to be happy?
23:51I want you to be happy?
23:52It's just a little bit.
23:54I want you to be happy to be happy.
23:54I want you to be happy with me.
23:55Is she taken?
23:57No.
24:03Johnny, I'm sorry. No, no, no, no.
24:05I'm sorry.
24:07That man did not deserve you as a son, Cal.
24:10Look, I just...
24:12I know.
24:14No, my old man tried to snuff my light up.
24:17And for years, I let him do it.
24:20Now I've actually got someone who wants me to shine.
24:24I'm not gonna throw that away.
24:33I didn't know this morning.
24:35You're happy though, right?
24:37You're happy with it, yeah.
24:43So, how do you think Noel Edmonds did with the flowers and the dress?
24:46Yeah. Yeah, you did well.
24:47And the song?
24:48It's better when you ain't playing it.
24:50Oh, same.
24:52I'm glad you didn't do a run-up.
24:55Yeah, me too.
25:00Ah.
25:01She seems happy, don't she?
25:02Yeah.
25:03You better keep her that way.
25:04Well, maybe you should have a word.
25:05Give him some of your top husband tips.
25:07Eh?
25:09She looks stunning.
25:11Yeah.
25:12I'm an artist.
25:13We.
25:14We are artists.
25:16Ah, good luck to him.
25:17Marriage is hard work.
25:18Hey, excuse me.
25:19Mrs. Moon, so is organising a wedding.
25:21All right.
25:22I don't know why we need a goodbye drink for Stasen's not leaving.
25:25Listen, if you stop marrying, yeah, I'll make it up to you later.
25:29Jack, you hear that?
25:31Happy birthday to Alfie.
25:34Happy birthday to Alfie.
25:36Happy birthday to Alfie.
25:37Happy birthday to Alfie.
25:40Gina?
25:46I'm sorry, all right?
25:48I'm sorry about today.
25:50I'm sorry about everything.
25:51I just...
25:52I've been really stuck.
25:54But I'm not now.
25:55Yeah.
25:56Yeah, well, you and me both, Harry.
25:58No, no, I mean it, G.
26:00I like you.
26:01Like, really, really like you.
26:03And from now on, it's just you and me.
26:05No distraction, it's just us.
26:07If you give me another chance, I will not let you down.
26:16Right, fine.
26:19You said you wanted to dance, yeah?
26:21Yeah?
26:22Yeah.
26:23Well, I, I'm gonna dance until you come and stop me.
26:32You better get comfy, babe, cos I'll do this all night.
26:34This is the mechanic.
26:37No, all right.
26:38Anything to stop that.
26:42Hey, listen up, everybody.
26:44Ladies, the time you've been waiting for is bouquet time!
26:48Yes!
26:49Now, listen up, listen up.
26:51Fellows, do me a favour, all right?
26:52I've got a rule here.
26:53Do not be tripping up your other halves, okay?
26:57Right, you got this, Lauren.
26:58All yours, sweetheart.
26:59You gonna get in the line, then?
27:00Nah, no chance.
27:01One day you're gonna find someone special again.
27:02That's what Martin would have wanted.
27:03Just stop moping about and get in the line.
27:04Well, I owe you one, don't I, sir.
27:05I'll aim for you.
27:06Come on, please!
27:07All right.
27:08All right.
27:09Get up!
27:10Right!
27:11Come on, girls!
27:12Get ready!
27:13No, no, no, wait a minute!
27:14No, no, wait a minute!
27:15Whoever cashes his bouquet, all right?
27:16No more surprise weddings.
27:17We'll have enough surprises in one lifetime.
27:18Right, on three!
27:19One!
27:20Yes!
27:21Two!
27:22Two!
27:23Three!
27:24Three!
27:25Three!
27:26Two!
27:27Three!
27:28Three!
27:29Three!
27:30One!
27:31Two!
27:32Three!
27:33Two!
27:34Three!
27:35Three!
27:36All right.
27:37Must be my lucky day.
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