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00:00Music
00:10Well, what do you think?
00:28Looks like we're getting married then.
00:29Woo-hoo!
00:59Brazil's rubbish anyway.
01:09Exactly. What they got, what we ain't.
01:10The beaches, beautiful weather, like loads of things.
01:13Oh, darling, we've got Southend, sunshine, sometimes.
01:16But the most important thing is we've got our Stacey,
01:18and that's the only S that matters.
01:20Well, I've got a meeting about another cleaning job.
01:22Some of us have still got to work.
01:24I told you I'm guesting today, not hosting.
01:26I'm so happy you're staying.
01:28Mum, are you sure you're all right?
01:32Yeah, we'll be when you stop asking.
01:34So, I told you, no more shots.
01:35Lighten up. We're celebrating.
01:38Hey, you need to pay for this.
01:40I told you, just put it on a tab.
01:41I told you we don't do tabs.
01:43Why not?
01:44Exactly.
01:45Look, I've got underwear that's older than you, love.
01:47We're good for it.
01:49Yeah.
01:49She owns a pub around the corner, so you know where to find us.
01:52I don't care. We don't do tabs.
01:54If you guys can't pay, I'm going to kick you out.
01:55All right, all right.
01:56No, no, no, you're not.
01:58Little bitch's job's worth it and go and call Cindy.
02:01Go on.
02:02I'm going to talk to your manager.
02:06All right, ready?
02:08One, two, three.
02:09All right.
02:12What?
02:12Oh, that's ten confirmed, at least.
02:29Enough for a five-a-side kickabout, but still.
02:32Do you want a drink?
02:32I lied to you, Cal.
02:35I lied to you, Cal.
02:38Right, your dad?
02:39Oh, I love a surprise.
02:41And I love a wedding.
02:42So, a surprise wedding.
02:44It's like my dream scenario.
02:45Yeah.
02:46We're having a plus one who actually shows up.
02:47That's my dream scenario.
02:48Let's just hope it doesn't turn into a nightmare.
02:53Anyway, who wants a top-up from the granny of the groom?
02:57And for your information, I am officially Mrs. Bill again, as of this morning, I decided.
03:04So, the family get a two-for-one today.
03:06Nice.
03:07So, here's to love and surprises.
03:10Cheers.
03:11Cheers, Cal.
03:13Thank you, ladies.
03:15Now, Kim Fox presents to you the soon-to-be Baddie Bill Bride.
03:23Oh, you look gorgeous.
03:26Yeah, you look beautiful, Lauren.
03:28And Peter said he found this in your bookmarks.
03:34So, he's got to use us, didn't he?
03:35Do you want help trying it on?
03:39No, don't worry.
03:40Just need a little bit of time on my own, that's all.
03:43Oh, well, what the bride wants, the bride she'll get.
03:45So, come on, you're not in the kitchen.
03:47Well done, Denise.
03:49I've got my pen.
03:50I've got the bottle.
03:50It's amazing.
04:05Well, I'm guessing this ain't girl trouble.
04:11So, I'd be the last port of call for that.
04:14This stuff with Ravi's gone too far.
04:18I can't do it anymore.
04:20If Ravi or that idiot have hurt you, then...
04:21It's not that I'm worried about.
04:22And Kojo don't deserve to be in danger.
04:26Maybe I do, but I can't keep him safe if I can't keep myself safe, can I?
04:33I can't do it.
04:35I said I didn't need your help, Mum, but I do.
04:38I'm stuck.
04:39Oh, sweetheart.
04:45You know, when you were younger, we took them to a million of these.
04:50They were death traps back then.
04:52Sheer drops, rusty nails.
04:55You loved it.
04:58And your dad, well, he was a right worrier.
05:01He used to follow you everywhere.
05:04He held your hand in case you fell.
05:06And I used to say, let him fall.
05:07He'll only do it once.
05:10But he still followed you.
05:14Maybe he was right and I was wrong, eh?
05:16First time for everything.
05:20Darling.
05:22You're not stuck.
05:25Okay?
05:27You just need a hand.
05:33Sorry, Carol.
05:35I just...
05:36I wanted to make things better for you.
05:42Now, I've been on the phone on morning.
05:44Trying to convince people to come to the funeral of a man who was ashamed of me.
05:49I'm so stupid.
05:50No, you're not stupid.
05:51No, I am.
05:52I am.
05:53Because even if he said what he said to him, what difference would I make?
05:59Wouldn't change what he did to us.
06:01Wouldn't change who he was.
06:06And yet who I am is still desperate for his love.
06:12What's more stupid than that, eh?
06:13Callum, Callum, you are not stupid.
06:19Okay?
06:20You are one of the best people.
06:24That I've ever met.
06:27Not what I did.
06:30I did it out of...
06:31I would have loved to have seen her face when she'd come back.
06:50What does she think?
06:50We are thieves.
06:51Well, we did do a runner, and to be fair...
06:53Fair point.
06:54Yeah, and it is also...
06:55It's against policy.
06:57Well, on principle, we walked out.
06:59I mean, I don't know why you're defending her.
07:01She nicked your job.
07:03She's lucky I didn't slap her.
07:05You're 40.
07:07At your age.
07:10Oh, we should go and settle up.
07:12I didn't stay for more trouble.
07:13Oh, come on, Stacey.
07:14It's what we do.
07:15It was funny.
07:16It weren't funny.
07:17No?
07:18Let's have a family vote, then.
07:19Hands up who thought that was funny.
07:21It was funny.
07:22It was funny.
07:25See?
07:26Who needs Brazil when you've got all this entertainment, eh?
07:30Yeah, and I'll say later.
07:51Listen, Coach.
08:04You ain't gonna do all of this, you know?
08:06You're the only one.
08:07You know?
08:07My brother used to help me when I got hurt, so I'm helping you.
08:12Could be what you used to say.
08:14Friendship doubles joy and half sorrow.
08:17You're my friend.
08:18It's what friends do.
08:18You know?
08:19It's what friends do.
08:19You know?
08:20You know?
08:21Yeah.
08:24I've got a brother too, but he ain't ever helped me.
08:26Are you okay?
08:28Were you scared?
08:29All you stupid people don't get scared.
08:30Nah, you're stupid, sure.
08:33These people, will they come back?
08:35No stress about that.
08:37Ain't no one coming back.
08:38If I'm your friend, like you say, then you've just got to trust me, eh?
08:44I trust you.
09:01Mum?
09:04Where you going?
09:05Well, I'd better go and tell Eve that the staff search is off, eh?
09:09You sure?
09:10Well, Kat's right, isn't she?
09:12I miss the entertainment.
09:14Yeah, when it's fun.
09:16What happens when it all kicks off again?
09:20You've got to put yourself first sometimes, Mum.
09:22I want you to be happy, so just make sure that staying is what's going to really make you happy.
09:34You all right, Lauren?
09:36Oi, your wedding's that way.
09:43You all right?
09:48I don't know if I can do this.
09:51Don't worry, yeah?
09:53I'll handle it.
09:53Do you take after your mum or your dad?
10:01I take after my dad.
10:04You know, when I was 15, we moved to this estate in Shagwell.
10:09And the bloke at the chippy, he gave me a pat on the bum with my bag of chips.
10:13When my dad found out, he went down there and he put that hand in the deep fat fryer.
10:20Then he bought us the Chinese on.
10:21I want to get to the point.
10:24Oh, sorry.
10:26Yeah.
10:27The point is, Harry ain't cut out for the dark stuff.
10:31And he months out.
10:33He also knows me a lot of money.
10:35So, until he pays me back, it works for me.
10:38OK.
10:40And, um, who do you work for, Ravi?
10:44Is it the big boys that I put you in contact with?
10:48Because guess what?
10:50I've still got their numbers.
10:52A couple of calls might end up being someone you care about that gets hurt next.
10:59Now, look.
11:00I don't want to do that, OK?
11:01In fact, I'm going to settle Harry's death.
11:05Well, half of it.
11:07Because I think the time he's served already has to count for something.
11:10Right?
11:13He wants out.
11:16And though you are good at this, maybe you should get out, too.
11:20Well, she's got a family to think about.
11:25And so do I.
11:27So you give me a few days to find that money,
11:30or I'm going to make them calls.
11:41What do you mean, lost?
11:43I mean, she's not a set of car keys.
11:44You can't lose her.
11:45Well, Kim and Denise are looking at her.
11:47She can't have got far.
11:48Well, unless you've got a train, or a bus, or a cab.
11:51Oh, great.
11:52Listen, listen.
11:53Peter can't find out, all right?
11:54And neither can Cindy.
11:56The last thing she needs is any more ammo.
11:58Please, just get back out there and find her.
12:01All right.
12:02Yeah, all right.
12:03I wanted him to be spontaneous, and he's definitely done that.
12:14I wanted him to sweeten me off my feet, and he has done.
12:19But, you know, I feel like you shouldn't have to ask for those things.
12:23I mean, maybe Peter just isn't what I want.
12:31Maybe being happily married just doesn't run in the family.
12:34You know?
12:35I don't want to wake up one morning and realise that I'm...
12:41I'm not boring.
12:43I'm just bored.
12:44I don't want to break his heart.
12:49I don't.
12:50Not...
12:50Not let my dad break my mum's heart.
12:53I love him.
13:10And he's an amazing dad.
13:14And he bought me the most perfect dress.
13:17And he gets everything right.
13:19He does everything right.
13:19So why am I running away?
13:23Maybe Penny's right.
13:27I mean, I should be jealous of other women.
13:30I should be desperate to get that ring on my finger.
13:35But...
13:35What if I don't want to be tucked up in bed by nine o'clock?
13:42What if that's not...
13:44what love is to me?
13:46What if that's not going to be enough for me?
13:49I used to say the same about Martin.
13:55Dependable, safe.
13:58Comfortable Martin.
14:00I mean, I ran away from that more times than I could count.
14:03But at the end of the day, all I wanted was him.
14:08His stupid jokes.
14:12Laying on the city with a bag of crisps on his belly.
14:15Him.
14:21Just him.
14:23That was all I needed.
14:27I realised that too late.
14:32I went looking for excitement.
14:34It never lasts.
14:36Looking for perfection.
14:37It's never there.
14:38So if you're confusing boredom with comfort, then...
14:42well, imagine an uncomfortable life.
14:46Do you love him?
14:48Yeah.
14:48Do you trust him?
14:50Can you depend on him?
14:53More importantly, do you still fancy him?
14:59Well, it sounds like enough to me.
15:00You know, I don't know if Peter is your Martin.
15:09But I do know he don't deserve to be stood over there waiting, so...
15:14You've got to make a choice, Lauren.
15:18Just pray you don't regret it.
15:20So he snuffed out your fire, did he?
15:37The honesty gene.
15:40You don't get that from me, let me tell you.
15:42So you knew too, then?
15:43Only just.
15:45But I also knew he would tell you the truth.
15:47Because he's a good boy with a good heart.
15:49That's a you.
15:52Which is why you're so well-suited together.
15:58Don't play coy, Callum.
16:00I've seen the way you look at each other.
16:03When you love someone...
16:05you'll do anything to take their pain away.
16:08Like your kid with a cough, or...
16:11your lover's deadbeat dad trauma.
16:14That's love.
16:16And he loves you.
16:17And you know it.
16:22Take it from me.
16:25Don't be too quick.
16:26Just throw love away.
16:28Even when it hurts you.
16:29No, nothing.
16:45No, no, straight through to voicemail.
16:48You checked Harry's barn?
16:49Yeah, yeah, we checked every bar.
16:50Oh, this is a run-up, not a relapse.
16:53You can't blame her.
16:54I mean, look, if Harry was a surprise for me with her wedding,
16:58his ears would be ringing, and not with wedding bells, let me tell you.
17:01I don't get it.
17:02I know she was nervous, but what was she like today?
17:05I don't know.
17:10Right, well, uh...
17:12I think it's time to call Ian.
17:16Oh.
17:18I'm not too late, am I?
17:19Oh, thank God, Holly.
17:21Everything okay?
17:23You all right?
17:24Yeah.
17:25I am now.
17:26You sure?
17:26Right, what is going on?
17:29You lot couldn't find a boob in a brothel.
17:37I'll go back to the Vic.
17:39Yeah.
17:42Right.
17:43I'd better get my dress on, innit?
17:45Yeah!
17:46Finally, get on the dress!
17:48Woo!
17:50Leave it.
17:53Well, that's it.
17:54One bag of prawn crackers.
17:55Bit tight, innit?
17:56Yeah, and these chips are so dry as well.
17:58Uh, did either of you pay for it?
17:59No.
18:00I don't think so, so stop moaning,
18:01or I'll give you something to moan about.
18:04You all right?
18:06Yeah.
18:09You got it?
18:12Just need some hot butter.
18:17Are you joking?
18:19You've been like a fart in a hurricane the last few days.
18:21You said we'd all eat dinner together.
18:23Yeah, it won't be long.
18:25All right?
18:25And you saw her.
18:34Like, she's definitely coming.
18:35Yes.
18:36Of course she is.
18:37And with a little bit of luck,
18:39we don't have to pay the officiant overtime.
18:40We've got the same decorations as we had.
18:45Ten for execution, zero for imagination.
18:49But imitation is a form of flattery, isn't it?
18:52Yeah, ma.
18:53But you're going to struggle to imitate our wedding, I don't.
18:56Mm-hmm.
18:57Totally.
18:57All right.
18:58All right.
19:02Try, try a seat.
19:03She's here.
19:08Trace.
19:08Okay.
19:08It's all about you.
19:23You look beautiful.
19:45Hello, and welcome to the marriage of Peter Beale and Lauren Branning.
19:55Woo!
19:55I'd like to invite Peter to say a few words he's prepared.
19:59Yeah.
20:00I'll fix the cab.
20:08I won't be long.
20:10Don't worry about me.
20:11My life has us taking over your shift.
20:14Police the car through.
20:16It's a good egg, that one.
20:24Shame you've got to crack a couple to make a number, though, isn't it?
20:28Is it worth it?
20:31All of this.
20:34It can't be, right?
20:37You know that.
20:38Listen, forget all of that.
20:39It's too late to learn the trade.
20:41Once you're in, you're in.
20:42It's too late, it's boss.
20:48You're done.
20:49What?
20:50Don't ask questions.
20:52Just like mommy you're at.
20:54So get out.
21:03This is the right call.
21:04This place is done.
21:06He ain't up to it.
21:08So you find a new cold draw.
21:10Fresh start, we go again.
21:13Harry's gone because he's worth less than his debt.
21:16And that's for this place.
21:18Well, we ain't got enough time to find anywhere else.
21:20We need it.
21:21To make up the money we've lost.
21:24So you had your little rest.
21:27And you know I got my cake up.
21:28I'll be waiting when you break up.
21:29I'll never change up.
21:30Now it's time to go to work.
21:31And you will always have my heart.
21:32And that's why I will love you till death do us part.
21:36Now, obviously the bride hasn't had long to prepare.
21:37But if she'd like to say a few words.
21:39Ooh.
21:40Ooh.
21:41Ooh.
21:42Ooh.
21:43Ooh.
21:44Ooh.
21:45Well, for the record, I did do a runner earlier.
21:47I just...
21:48well, I came in here and I went back and it paid me for you.
21:49That's why I'm so sorry.
21:50I'll never change.
21:51I've never changed.
21:52I've never changed.
21:53It's all right.
21:54I've never changed.
21:55I've never changed a while.
21:56So I am in like a month.
21:57It's all right.
21:58So you've never changed the time.
21:59There you go.
22:00Yeah, my husband.
22:01That's all right.
22:02And it's just a little bit better.
22:03if she'd like to say a few words well for the record i did do a runner earlier
22:16i just well i came in here and i just felt really overwhelmed
22:22to tell you the truth i didn't know if we needed to get married or even
22:29i didn't know if i wanted to get married either
22:31lock the door denies
22:37i came to my senses
22:41because i love you and i trust you i depend on you most of all i still fancy you
22:54so even though you might be a little bit more no edmund than no gallagher
22:57and you like to be tucked up in bed by nine
23:03i'm just i'm so lucky
23:05i get the opportunity to to marry the person that i've always loved
23:11you're the one peter
23:19you always have been
23:22you are all i need you and our beautiful little family you make me happy
23:28and that is what love is to me
23:32uh you may kiss the bride
23:43you're not
23:53you're not
23:54you're not
23:55I'm sorry.
23:56No, no, no, no.
23:57I'm sorry.
23:58Hey, that man did not deserve you as a son, Cal.
23:59Look, I just...
24:00I know.
24:01No, my old man tried to snuff my light up, and for years I let him do it, and now I've
24:23actually got someone who wants me to shine.
24:27I'm not going to throw that away.
24:44So, how do you think Noel Edmonds did with the flowers and the dress?
24:47Yeah.
24:48Yeah, you did well.
24:49And the song?
24:50It's better when you ain't playing it.
24:52I'm glad you didn't do a run-up.
24:55Yeah, me too.
25:01Ah.
25:02She seems happy, don't she?
25:03Yeah.
25:04You better keep it that way.
25:05Well, maybe you should have a word.
25:06Give him some of your top husband tips.
25:10She looks stunning.
25:12Yeah.
25:13I'm an artist.
25:14We.
25:15We are artists.
25:17Ah.
25:18Good luck to him.
25:19Marriage is hard work.
25:20Hey, excuse me.
25:21Miss is marrying so as organising a wedding.
25:22All right.
25:23I don't know why we need a goodbye drink for Statham since not leaving.
25:26Listen, if you stop marrying, yeah, I'll make it up to you later.
25:30Jack, you hear that?
25:32Happy birthday to Alfie.
25:35Happy birthday to Alfie.
25:37Bye.
25:38I'll take it.
25:39I'll take it.
25:40Bye.
25:41Gina.
25:42I'm sorry, all right?
25:43I'm sorry about today.
25:44I'm sorry about everything.
25:45I just...
25:46I've been really stuck.
25:47But I'm not now.
25:48Yeah.
25:49Yeah.
25:50You and me both, Harry.
25:51No, no, I mean it, G.
25:52I like you.
25:53Like, really, really like you.
25:56But I'm not now.
25:57Yeah.
25:58Yeah, well, you and me both, Harry.
25:59No, no, I mean it, G.
26:01I like you.
26:02Like, really, really like you.
26:05And from now on, it's just you and me.
26:06No distraction, it's just us.
26:08If you give me another chance, I will not let you down.
26:17Right, fine.
26:21You said you wanted to dance, yeah?
26:23Yeah?
26:24Yeah.
26:25Well, I'm going to dance until you come and stop me.
26:33You better get comfy, babe, because I'll do this all night.
26:35This is the mechanic.
26:38No, all right, anything to stop that.
26:43Hey, listen up, everybody.
26:45Ladies, the time you've been waiting for, it's bouquet time.
26:49Yes.
26:50Now, listen up, listen up.
26:52Fellows, do me a favor, all right?
26:54I've got a rule here, do not be tripping up your other halves, OK?
26:57Right, you got this, Lauren?
26:58All yours, sweetheart.
26:59All yours, sweetheart.
27:00You going to get in the line, then?
27:06No, no chance.
27:07One day you're going to find someone special again.
27:09That's what Martin would have wanted.
27:11Just stop moping about and get in the line.
27:15Well, I owe you one, don't I, so I'll aim for you.
27:20Come on, please.
27:21All right.
27:22Get up.
27:23All right.
27:24Come on, girls.
27:25Get ready.
27:26No, no, no.
27:27Wait a minute.
27:28Whoever cashes his bouquet, all right?
27:29No more surprise weddings, but enough surprises in one lifetime.
27:32All right, on three.
27:33OK.
27:34One.
27:35Yes.
27:36Two.
27:37Three.
27:48Must be my lucky day.
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